Funny / The Necro Critic

• Everytime he screams into his cat.
• In the Spider-Man 3 review:
  • "What's my favorite superhero, you ask? Well, ever since I was a little kid, my favorite superhero has always been, and will always be... Batman. But Spider-Man is my second favorite superhero!"
  • His fanboy freakout moments whenever anything related to Venom shows up in the movie.
  • He incessantly mocks New Goblin by giving him various cliche sequel titles as names, including "Harry: Green Goblin Part II", "Green Goblin Reloaded", "Son of Green Goblin", "G2: Judgment Day", "Goblin 2: Electric Boogaloo", "New Goblin^* as opposed to his father, "Goblin Classic"", and "Harry Goes To Hell: The Final Goblin".
• In his Ehrgeiz review, he repeatedly tries praying to God to help him get through the game. Unfortunately, he keeps getting the wrong ones.
  Necro: God, please help me survive this horrible, horrible game.
  Vishnu: Hello. This is Vishnu.
  Necro: Vishnu?
  Vishnu: Yes. We are answering the prayers at random now.
  Necro: Oh. Well, in that case, can YOU help me?
  Vishnu: Ooh, I am very much sorry Mr. Necro, but you were trying to reach your Christian god. He is not I, so I can not be helping you at this moment.
  Necro: Oh. Well, thanks anyway.
  Vishnu: Thank you. Pray again.
  Necro: Okay, let's try that again. God, Please help me survive this game.
  Hubbard: Sorry, this is L. Ron Hubbard.

  (later)
  Necro: God?
  Buddha: Sorry, This is Buddha.
  Necro: God?
  Allah: Nope. Allah.
  Necro: God?
  Vishnu: Vishnu again!
  Necro: God?
  Satan: Satan speaking.
  Necro: OH COME ON!!!
• From his The Christmas Shoes review:
  • One of the major plot points involves Rob Lowe's character trying to get his wife a job, which both she and their daughter are heavily against, causing quite the emotional drama. This causes Necro to go on an go on an EPIC sarcastic tirade about how inhuman the idea of a working mother is.
  • ZIT!
  • When the titular song starts being played in the movie, Necro shows a list of bad Christmas songs he'd rather be listening to. This list includes "Dogs Barking Jingle Bells", "Do They Know It's Christmas?", "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)", and any of Cyndi Lauper's Christmas songs.
  • "I guess it's okay if you compare it to the source material, but this movie has the worst source material this side of Twilight!"
• Spoony's cameo at the end of his Sleepwalkers review:
  "Damn you, Necrooooooooo!"
• Linkara's cameo at the end of his The Christmas Shoes review.
  "NECROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
• His We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties card is one of the most hilarious things ever.
• During the yogurt water-slide race scene in Eiken, Necro and Devil take up the role of sports announcers for "Bukkake Death Race 2011".
• MAGICAL HEART!!!
  • Magical Heart?
  • Magical Heart.
  • Magical Heart...
    • Magical Word?
    • Magical Word.
    • "How am I supposed to take over the world when I've got all these magical schoolgirls everywhere!?"
• At the end of his School Days OVA review him telling the audience to enjoy Valentine's Day with a beloved one and appreciate the love for each other, just for him to despair at the realization of just how lonely he is... Doubles as a Tearjerker too.
• Van Helsing: The London Assignment:
  • His epic montage of him trying to destroy the DVD.
    • The fact that said montage is interrupted by a brief scene of him watching an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
      "Oh Pinkie Pie, you are so random!"
  • Linkara's voice mail message when Necro tries calling him.
    "Hi, you've reached Linkara. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy fighting for my life against the forces of evil. Please leave a message after the beep. And if this is The Necro Critic: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT REVIEWING BLADE OF HEAVEN! STOP CALLING ME!!!"
    • Made even more hilarious once you notice that the phone only rang once. Meaning that Linkara probably looked at his phone, saw that it was Necro, and immediately sent him to voicemail rather than deal with him.
  • Him screaming in agony after drinking cyanide^note (later revealed to be Diet Mountain Dew) in his review.
    "M*A*S*H lied to me! Suicide hurts like HELL!!!"
• The title card for his Boku no Pico review is just a lazily drawn stick figure of Necro with a message from his title card artist refusing to draw anything for it. Apparently, that anime is so bad even his artist wanted nothing to do with it.