Cynicism Tropes

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We have done with Hope and Honour, we are lost to Love and Truth,
We are dropping down the ladder rung by rung,
And the measure of our torment is the measure of our youth.
God help us, for we knew the worst too young!

— Rudyard Kipling, "Gentleman-Rankers"

Don't expect these tropes to be all sunshine and rainbows:

Categories:

Absolute Xenophobe: Kill everything that isn't us!
Abusive Parents: Some parents don't love you, or have a particularly ugly idea of love.
Accentuate the Negative: There's nothing good about anything.
A-Cup Angst: The shame of being flat-chested.
Adults Are Useless: Adults hardly help children with their issues.
All Are Equal in Death: Cynical interpretation: only in death are people equal.
All Crimes Are Equal: You did something minor? Death!

All for Nothing: All that effort you put in? Probably shouldn't have bothered.
All Issues Are Political Issues: Have something? Let me ruin it by inserting politics into it!
All of the Other Reindeer: Everyone hates you for no justifiable reason.
The American Dream: Flavor 2
Anarchy Is Chaos: No government means no order.
And There Was Much Rejoicing: Your death will not be missed. In fact, it will be celebrated.
Anti-Escapism Aesop: Escaping reality because your reality is painful is weak, immature and pathetic. (Though this can also be an idealism trope Depending on the Writer).
Anti-Hero: Heroes are not always clearly good.
- Byronic Hero: This hero is cynical, brooding, and deeply-flawed, but is somewhat sympathetic.
- '90s Anti-Hero: A specific anti-hero from The '90s who is gritty, dark, and violent in contrast to The Cape.
- Nominal Hero: Known as the "Hero" In Name Only because they do heroic deeds for personal reasons.
- Pragmatic Hero: Getting their hands dirty even if they hold themselves in a strict moral code.
- Unscrupulous Hero: A morally abhorrent hero who fights off villains worse than him.
Anti-Villain: Sometimes people who are considered evil are opposed to society for some good reasons and those in power are just labelling said person as evil to hide their own motives from the public. (Can also be an Idealism Trope, depending on how it's written.)
Appeal to Force: I'm right! If you disagree, I will hurt you.
Appeal to Inherent Nature: That's just the way things are. Deal with it!
Appeal to Nature: It's good because it happens in nature and/or bad because it doesn't happen in nature.
Appeal to Worse Problems: You're concerned about that small issue? There are worse problems in the world!
Ashcan Copy: We didn't care about the artistic merit, we just had a legal obligation to do so.
Asshole Victim: Bad person becomes the victim of a crime. Because he was bad, no one cares.
At Least I Admit It: Being open about your flaws doesn't make you a bad person, and let's leave it at that.
Awful Wedded Life: Marriage isn't all it was cracked up to be, is it?
The Bad Guy Wins: Sometimes good doesn't triumph.
- Pyrrhic Villainy: ...But the villain paid a price for winning.
The Barnum: There's a sucker born every minute.
Be Yourself: Can be cynical if it suggests one should not change oneself at all, even for the better.
Beauty Is Bad: Very attractive characters are usually evil or mean.
Being Good Sucks: Doing the right thing is a terrible fate.
Being Human Sucks: Being a human being sucks so much that being a non-human is preferable.
Being Tortured Makes You Evil
Belief Makes You Stupid: Believing in something that cannot be proven can make us do stupid things.
Beware the Superman: When a superhero becomes a tyrant.
The Big Rotten Apple: New York City is a shithole.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: That person isn't as nice as you thought.
Bittersweet Ending: Where an ending is mixed with happiness and sadness.
Bittersweet 17
Black and Gray Morality: There are no pure good guys. Only bad guys, and those who just don't care.
Black and White Morality: Portraying one side as completely good and one side as completely evil.
Black and White Insanity: Real-life society is not as clear cut as we would like it to be. Therefore, don't expect everyone to meet your definition of good and refuse to adapt to the way that society exists and thus turn into an Ideological Extremist.
Blame Game: The search for a scapegoat that completely spirals out of control.
Blessed with Suck: Maybe that curse will come in handy.
Blind Obedience: Doing whatever you're told, no matter what the intent of the one ordering.
Bread and Circuses: Fun for the Lowest Common Denominator!
Break the Cutie: Put a happy and cheerful person through hell.
Break the Motivational Speaker: A motivational speaker wants to give people hope and optimism. Another character easily disproves him.
Bridezilla: Impending marriage can bring out the worst in you.
Bright Is Not Good
Broken Bird: Trauma will make you a bitter, distant person.
Broken Pedestal: Your heroes are anything but heroic.
Brutal Honesty: Being honest means being an asshole, apparently.
But for Me, It Was Tuesday: The villain commits so many horrible crimes that one particular atrocity that the heroes remember was just part of the villain's routine.
Bystander Syndrome: No one will bother to help you when you're in trouble.
City of Weirdos: When people are too cynical and self-absorbed to notice or care about unusual things happening right under their noses.
The Complainer Is Always Wrong: Being yourself is wrong.
Condescending Compassion: One only feels compassionate when one is in a superior position to the victim.
Complete Monster: Violently vile beyond redemption. The only cure to this filth of humanity is a bullet in the head.
Conspiracy Theorist: Some nebulous conspiracy must be behind this, I swear!
Convicted by Public Opinion: The public has already decided that a suspect is guilty.
Corrupt Bureaucrat: A greedy, lazy and self-centered civil servant.
Corrupt Church: The church isn't all that saintly.
Corrupt Corporate Executive: This guy will cross any line, as long as it makes him more money.
Corrupt Politician: A person who abuses his political power for personal gain.
Corrupt the Cutie: Turning a good-hearted character into a jerk.
Corrupt Quartermaster
Cosmic Horror Story: Humanity doesn't matter in the grand cosmos at large.
Crapsack World: The world is a terrible, shitty place. No one wants to be here.
- Crapsaccharine World: The world looks like a shiny happy paradise. It's anything but.
Creating Life Is Bad: Humans creating intelligent life is wrong.
Cultural Posturing: My culture is better than yours.
Culture Justifies Anything: I can do this bad thing because it's okay in my culture.
Cycle of Revenge: Taking vengeance will only lead to more vengeance. It may begin with you, but it won't end with you.
The Cynic: The one with a negative view on the world.
Cynical Mentor: I'm mentoring you, but I don't give a crap whether or not you'll succeed.
Cynic–Idealist Duo: The cynic and the idealist are a duo.
Cynicism Catalyst: A traumatic event makes a character more cynical than before.
Dark Shepherd: Someone who keeps the sheep to the straight and narrow through threats of punishments.
Darker and Edgier: Turn a Lighter and Softer program into something dark and more "adult".
Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy: I'm rooting for none of these guys. (Often caused by excess cynicism)
D-Cup Distress: Being ashamed of having large breasts.
A Degree in Useless: A college degree, particularly in certain subjects, won't help you lead a better life; you'd be better off just sticking with that fast-food job you had in high school.
Dehumanization: Denying someone's status as a person to make oppression easier.
Democracy Is Bad: Letting the people vote won't get you anywhere.
Designated Hero: (when used in-universe) We're the good guys because those in authority said so.
Designated Villain: (when used in-universe) You people are the bad guys because your goals are an inconvenience to those in authority.
Despair Event Horizon: What's the use of it? I give up!
Despair Speech: My life is completely hopeless, and the only thing I can do now is to monologue about it.
Despotism Justifies the Means: I don't care what happens to my planet and its inhabitants as long as I'm in control of it all.
Destructive Romance: Love can lead to very bad things not only to yourself, but for everyone around you.
Deus Angst Machina: Bad things will just happen to people repeatedly for no real reason.
Devil, but No God: A Big Bad exists; a Big Good does not.
Dirty Coward: When there's danger, I'm willing to harm others to save myself.
Disappointing Older Sibling: An older sibling lets down and loses the respect of his younger siblings.
Dislikes the New Guy: No new friends.
Dismotivation: I don't want to change the status quo.
Disproportionate Retribution: You're going to suffer, and we don't care how insignificant your offense may be!
Dogged Nice Guy: Can also be an idealism trope, Depending on the Writer.
Dog-Kicking Excuse: Because the only way you can bring yourself to be a Jerk Ass to the Friend to All Living Things is to find something about them to get peeved over. Something of a Zig Zagged Trope in terms of cynicism, as it takes quite a bit of cynicism to look for one, but the fact that you need one implies that you aren't a Complete Monster.
Doomed Defeatist: If you're a defeatist, you'll die.
Doomed Moral Victor: Can be played more idealistically for a Bittersweet Ending.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto Us
Downer Beginning: A bad start causes half the failure.
Downer Ending: No happy ending.
Dude, Where's My Respect?: No one will show you any gratitude for your good deeds.
Dystopia: This society is absolutely horrible.
Eagleland (Type 2 version): America is a wretched society.
Easy Road to Hell: The path to hell is easy, and decided by factors beyond your control.
Eat the Rich
Eight Deadly Words: A work is so bad and/or dull that it's impossible to care about the characters and/or the story.
Enemy Mine: Sometimes you have to work with your usual enemies to stop an even greater threat. Can be an idealism trope depending on the handling.
Esoteric Happy Ending: The creator is presumed to be the only one who considers this to be idealistic.
Et Tu, Brute?: Your loved ones will abandon you.
Every Man Has His Price
Everything Is Racist: Anything and everything can be taken as racist and/or discriminatory.
Evil Feels Good: Doing malevolent acts makes you feel good.
Evil Is Easy: Forget what good has in store for you, evil has something far more convenient.
Evil Is Petty: Evil people are just petty jerks.
Evil Reactionary: I will make things as they were in the past, when they were better!
The Evils of Free Will: Free will causes people to do evil. Eliminate it.
Evil Stole My Faith: Being teased and mocked forces you to abandon your faith.
Evil vs. Evil: Villains are fighting each other with no heroes in sight.
Executive Meddling: The higher-ups interfere with one's creative work.
Extreme Doormat: Willing to have others step over them.
The Extremist Was Right: Extremism works.
Face–Heel Turn: The Hero turns evil.
Fallen Hero: He used to be a hero, but not anymore.
Failure Hero: The hero can't succeed at anything important.
Failure Is the Only Option: We're all bound to failure.
Fair for Its Day: A work is horribly racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted, but is still considered progressive because mainstream society at the time the work was made was even worse.
Fair Weather Friend: Where are they when you really need them?
False Flag Operation: Pretending to be the enemy to attack yourself to have an excuse to start something.
False Rape Accusation
False Utopia: This place is absolutely perfect, right? Wrong!
Family-Unfriendly Aesop: They may not be what your Sunday school teacher taught you.
The Farmer and the Viper: Good deeds are not always repaid with good — in fact, the person you tried to help may well end up betraying you.
The Fatalist: Believes there's no point in fighting your fate.
Feeling Oppressed by Their Existence: The mere fact they exist is my problem!
Feet of Clay
Final Solution: Genocide as the last resort to deal with a race or species.
First World Problems: Blowing small problems out of proportion because they bother you due to your privilege.
Flat-Earth Atheist: Deny the existence of an almighty deity.
Forever War: There can literally be NO end to this war.
Forgiven, but Not Forgotten: Just because I've forgiven you doesn't mean I will get over what you've done.
Former Child Star: Enjoy your youth, kid. You're better seeing movies than being in movies, because if you are an child actor or actress and you turn 18, it all goes downhill from there.
For the Evulz: Doing evil things just for the fun of it.
Franchise Zombie: When Executive Meddling causes a series that should have ended well to go wrong.
Fridge Horror: The negative aspects to Fridge Logic
From Bad to Worse: You expect to recover from a bad situation, but it took the inverse to your hope.
The Fundamentalist: My religious beliefs are right, everyone else's are wrong!
Gentle Touch vs. Firm Hand (the latter): Giving guidance to others by treating them harshly.
God Is Evil: The supreme deity is a monster.
God Is Flawed: The supreme deity isn't perfect.
Godwin's Law: Want to make someone look really bad? Compare them to the Nazis!
Good Cannot Comprehend Evil: Good people can't understand why people are evil.
Good Is Dumb: Good people are just naive idiots.
Good Is Old-Fashioned: Idealism is yesterday's news.
Good Is Not Nice: Goodness is not about sweetness and light.
Good Needs Evil: The complete elimination of deviance (i.e., evil) would end up making those whose jobs it is to enforce society's norms (i.e., good) obsolete.
Good Powers, Bad People: Bright powers don't always equal to a bright person.
Graying Morality: The heroes become less idealistic. Of course, this can also be an idealistic trope if it tends toward White and Grey Morality.
Growing Up Sucks: Life will suck when you get older.
Grumpy Bear: In a idealistic setting, you will see someone who isn't.
Guilt-Free Extermination War: Kill the other side! None of them matter! Kill them all!
Happiness Is Mandatory: You see all of those happy people? They are forced to be Stepford Smilers by an oppressive government.
Happy Ending Override: Thought your happy ending would last? Just wait until the sequel!
Happy Marriage Charade: They have the perfect marriage...or, at least, it seems so.
Hard Work Hardly Works
Hates Everyone Equally: You're not biased if you hate everyone.
Hates the Job, Loves the Limelight
Headbutting Heroes: Not all heroes get along.
He-Man Woman Hater: A man who irrationally hates women for a specific reason.
Henpecked Husband
Here There Were Dragons
He Who Fights Monsters: Fighting evil will often see you becoming evil in the process.
Hiding Behind Religion: Using religion to conceal a sinister or ulterior motive.
Hobbes Was Right: Ruling through fear always works.
Hollywood Atheist: This one can be an idealism trope, Depending on the Writer.
Hollywood Hype Machine: Hollywood plugs a potential star. If they succeed, great. If not, dump them and move on to the next one.
Honor Before Reason (when used in cynical contexts; e.g., "The right thing isn't always the smart thing").
Hopeless War: A war with no hope of victory or end.
Horrible Hollywood: Hollywood and everyone in it is shit.
Hope Is Scary (Played straight mostly by cynical characters in idealistic worlds; invoked by cynical characters in cynical worlds.)
Humanity Is Insane: People are the craziest fuckers you can ever find. Yes, even normal people.
Humans Are Bastards: People are cruel and evil.
Humans Are Morons: People are incompetent.
Humans Are the Real Monsters: Whereas other species are morally superior.
Humans Kill Wantonly: Humans kill for petty/frivolous reasons because that's human nature.
I Can Live With That (Type 1): Willing to accept a negative situation.
I Did What I Had to Do: It was dirty business, but necessary.
If It Bleeds, It Leads: The news media prioritizes bloody stories over all else because it brings in money.
Ignorance Is Bliss: Sometimes it is better NOT to know about things.
Inherent in the System: The way things are in the world is the problem and improving the problem makes them worse.
Insignificant Little Blue Planet: Oh, you humans think you're so special? You're not. Deal with it.
In Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves: Humanity is doomed to destroy itself through violence against its fellow man.
It Gets Easier: Doing bad things like killing gets easier the more you do them.
It Is Beyond Saving: When the current society is too corrupt to be worth it.
It Sucks to Be the Chosen One: Being the world's savior is not fun.
I've Come Too Far: It's too late for redemption.
I Will Punish Your Friend for Your Failure: If you fail me, I won't hurt you, but rather, someone you care about.
Jade-Colored Glasses: Cynics wear them.
Jaded Washout: Used to be a successful person, but has become something of a failure.
Jerkass: That person is an asshole.
Jerk Justifications (Type 1 version): To get ahead in this Crapsack World, you must be an asshole.
Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: There is goodness in that person—NOT!
Joker Immunity: Sorry, but we can't have the Big Bad be Killed Off for Real. Not because of the whole If You Kill Him, You Will Be Just Like Him nonsense, but if the villain dies, we the writers would be out of jobs.
Karma Houdini: Justice is not served.
Karmic Misfire: An innocent party is punished in place of a guilty party who goes scot free.
Kick the Dog: People doing cruel and insensitive things to show how rotten they are.
Kick Them While They Are Down: Attacking people who are unable to fight back.
Kids Are Cruel: Children aren't nice and good-mannered.
Kill All Humans: All humans must die.
Kill 'em All: EVERYONE in the story, hero, villain, and in between, dies.
Kill the Poor: Ending poverty by killing those who are poor.
Knight In Sour Armor: Doing the right thing while being a cynic.
Knight Templar (when idealism goes terribly wrong)
Know When to Fold 'Em: You just got to quit trying.
Lack of Empathy: Having no feelings for other people.
Life Isn't Fair: Telling everyone that life isn't as great as expected, usually in a cruel tone.
Light Is Not Good: The traditionally "good" forces aren't that benevolent.
A Lighter Shade of Grey: The closest thing to "good guys" in this setting.
Loners Are Freaks: Being a loner will get you the reputation of being a sociopath or just a weird loser.
Losing the Team Spirit
Love Hurts: Falling in love will lead you getting hurt.
Love Is a Weakness: Falling in love makes you weak.
Love Makes You Crazy: Falling in love will cost your sanity.
Love Makes You Dumb: Falling in love will cost your intelligence.
Love Makes You Evil: Falling in love will cost your own humanity.
Love Makes You Uncreative: Falling in love will cost your artistry.
Lower-Class Lout: Lower-class people are scum.
Lowest Common Denominator: In order for our work to appeal to a wider audience, we need to dumb it down.
Ludd Was Right: Technology is bad.
Madden Into Misanthropy: A decent person become misanthropic and withdraws himself from society.
Made Out to Be a Jerkass: Calling out a jerk will make you look like the bad guy.
Martyrdom Culture: A culture focused around dying for a purpose.
Mediation Backfire: Bringing peace on both sides will cause them to attack you.
Memetic Loser: Accentuate the Negative in the fandom.
Merchandise-Driven: Who cares about the artistic value? We made it because it would sell toys and make us rich!
Might Makes Right: Force will get things done.
A Million Is a Statistic: Human sympathy and compassion can only go so far: the more people die, the less sympathy we can give.
A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read: Be careful about whose mind you poke around in — you may not like what you see.
Misanthrope Supreme: A human who hates humanity.
Missing White Woman Syndrome: The world only cares about missing people if they are white, female, pretty, and upper class.
Money, Dear Boy: An actor, writer, director, etc. does sub-par work simply to make money.
Monkey Morality Pose: The cynical interpretation: you choose to ignore something you should be paying attention to or acting on.
Moral Pragmatist: They don't care about doing good or evil. They just want to get the job done, and sometimes that means being evil.
Morton's Fork: Whether you take option A, option B, C, or what have you, you're doomed.
Murder Is the Best Solution: Wanna know the easiest solution? Just kill them!
Music Is Politics: Music isn't some happy business, it's loaded with political machinations.
The Napoleon
Nature Is Not Nice: Nature is a cruel mistress.
Nay-Theist: Doesn't like the concept of gods, even if they might be real.
Necessarily Evil: You have to be evil for the greater good.
The Needs of the Many: You have to let some people die in order to save many others.
Never My Fault: Nothing is ever my fault, someone/something else made me do it!
New Era Speech
Nice Character, Mean Actor: Sorry, kid, but those heroes you see in TV and movies are just cynical jerks in Real Life. They literally act nice because it's their job.
Nice Guys Finish Last: Women only love mean and aggressive men and vice versa.
No Accounting for Taste: Marriage isn't ideal.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Doing the right thing will get you punished.
No Honor Among Thieves: "Every man for himself."
No Sympathy: I don't care what you're going through!
Not in My Backyard!: I support something, as long as it doesn't affect me or require me to do anything big!
Not So Different: Sure, you might think that we are as different as night and day. Boy, are you mistaken...
Not Your Problem: What you idealists are doing shouldn't be your problem.
Omnicidal Maniac: The universe needs to perish. Every single last living being deserves nothing less but a early grave.
Outgrown Such Silly Superstitions (Note that this can also be an idealism trope, depending on the context)
Pacifism Backfire: When choosing nonviolence ends up creating more problems.
Pædo Hunt: Want to make someone look really bad? Accuse them of being a pedophile!
Parents as People: Some parents may mean well, but they sure don't realize that their "existing" children needs attention.
Path of Inspiration: This religion is a lie meant to control you, and it always has been.
Pay Evil unto Evil: An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. Revenge is good.
Peer Pressure Makes You Evil
Playing the Victim Card: I am a victim! Therefore, I cannot be wrong!
Police are Useless: Don't count on the cops to help you or save you.
- Police Brutality: In fact, they're just as likely to beat you or worse as help you.
Political Correctness Gone Mad: Disaster strikes only from being merely offended and nothing else!
Post-Historical Trauma: Some events are so horrible that it is difficult for anyone who lived afterward to ever be idealistic about human nature again.
The Power of Hate: Fast, easy, and seductive, but destructive to those who use and indulge in it.
Principles Zealot: Fear and refusal to accept the big picture to something that they follow will lead to disaster.
Prisoner's Dilemma: Who will betray who?
The Promised Land (Cynical flavor): Promises never last.
Psychological Projection: I'm not flawed, you are!
Punished for Sympathy: You do not show sympathy to the enemy, or I will punish you!
Pure Is Not Good: Trying to be Incorruptible Pure Pureness will turn you into a distant, inhuman, and utterly unsympathetic person at the mildest and a fanatical extremist at worst.
Pyrrhic Victory: Victory at a ruinous cost.
Quit Your Whining: Telling someone to stop wallowing in despair in a harsh manner.
Realpolitik: A country has to be ruthless, manipulative bastards.
Rationalizing the Overkill: My revenge ended up going too far, but they really deserved it!
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: You are completely worthless!
Redemption Equals Affliction: Convert and you will suffer.
Redemption Failure: Circumstances will turn you back to the dark side.
Reformed, but Rejected: No one will trust or forgive you even if you've changed.
- Heel–Face Door-Slam: You want to change your ways? You're too late!
Rejected Apology: No one will accept your apology.
Religion Is Wrong
The Resenter
Revenge: Paying back someone who did you wrong.
The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized: In the end, the revolutionaries are just as brutal as the people they were overthrowing.
Sadistic Choice: Either way you choose, you're going to lose something important to you.
Safety in Indifference: My indifference will protect me from getting hurt.
Sarcastic Clapping: Allow me to congratulate your failure.
School Is for Losers: Education is worthless.
Science Is Bad: Forget advancing technology, it only makes things worse.
Science Is Wrong: Science is all wrong!
Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: I don't have to follow the rules, I've got connections to powerful people!
Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: I have money, so I don't have to follow the rules!
Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: I make the rules, so I can say I don't have to follow them!
Secretly Selfish: Even if you're pursuing an altruistic goal, you may yet have a selfish ulterior motive.
"Seinfeld" Is Unfunny: Groundbreaking and popular thing fades into irrelevance due to many imitators or improving technology.
Senseless Sacrifice: That Heroic Sacrifice was in vain.
Sex Is Evil: Enough said.
Shoot the Dog: Doing morally questionable acts because it has to be done.
Shoot the Shaggy Dog: The hero's efforts are rendered pointless and/or they die.
Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids!: Who cares about that idealistic garbage? I grew up.
Silly Rabbit, Romance Is for Kids!: I grew up from that lovey-dovey nonsense.
Sins of Our Fathers: People are punished for what their ancestors did.
Slut-Shaming: You had lots of sex? You're a whore!
The Social Darwinist: The strong survive, the weak perish, it's just the way things are.
Social Media Before Reason: Something big's happening? Lemme post it on the Web before doing anything logical!
Sour Supporter: Works for a group of allies, but is doubtful.
Staged Populist Uprising: That populist uprising is actually being led by someone who doesn't care about the people's cause, to fulfill their own selfish motives.
Star-Crossed Lovers: Try all they want, but these two are never going to be together.
Starter Marriage: First love rarely turns out like it's supposed to, and first marriage even more so.
Stockholm Syndrome
Stopped Caring: Nothing matters to me anymore, and...whatever.
Straw Feminist: Portraying feminists as men-hating female supremacists.
Straw Hypocrite: We sure fooled those idiots into believing they are serving a good cause.
Straw Nihilist: Everything in life is meaningless.
Suicide as Comedy: Oh, some people kill themselves? Ha! Aren't those losers funny?
Suicide Dare: Telling people to kill themselves.
Suicide Is Shameful: You're a selfish coward if you kill yourself.
Taking Advantage of Generosity: People will take others' kindness for granted.
Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Teamwork doesn't mean everyone gets along.
Then Let Me Be Evil: If people are gonna treat me like the bad guy, then so be it.
There Are No Good Executives: All executives are rotten to the core.
DarthWiki.This Exists: The cynical counterpart to the Sugar Wiki.
Too Good for This Sinful Earth: If you live in the Crapsack World, then chances are that you would not last long.
Too Happy to Live: Especially, if you become too happy, you are just asking to be killed.
Took a Level in Cynic: An optimistic character learns to be less trusting, generous, and caring, usually due to a betrayal.
Totalitarian Utilitarian: Leading an evil and destructive movement to bring happiness.
Toxic Friend Influence: Friendship-induced naivety.
True Art Is Angsty: Your drawing of how life is all bright-colored and sweet is unrealistic and absurd! Real art needs to be dark, gloomy, and depressing!
True Love Is Boring
Ungrateful Bastard: You really thought that person was gonna thank you for saving his life?
Ungrateful Townsfolk: Are these people even worth saving?
Upper-Class Twit: Rich people are complete idiots.
Victim Blaming: In misery? You must have done something to deserve it.
Victory Is Boring: I won the battle. Now what?
Video Game Cruelty Potential: You think people play video games to be heroes? Nah.
Viewers Are Goldfish
Viewers Are Morons: My audience is stupid. I dumb down my material so their puny little minds can understand.
Violence Is the Only Option: Don't want to truce? I'll kick your ass then.
Violence Really Is the Answer: The only way to solve this problem is by kicking someone's ass.
Virginity Makes You Stupid: Never having any sexual relations makes you a naive fool.
Virtue Is Weakness: Compassion, kindness, generosity, or any other moral virtue are for sissies.
Wangst: The minor issues of life are worth ranting about.
Wants a Prize for Basic Decency: You don't get a reward for doing/not doing something you should/shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Warts and All: Look, kid, there was more to the legendary heroes than what you heard. They had their shortcomings, just like you and me. Deal with it.
We ARE Struggling Together: Supposed allies spend more time fighting amongst each other than their enemy.
We Have Reserves: What do a few lives matter? We've got more soldiers!
Well-Intentioned Extremist: The extremist side. Utopia Justifies the Means, right? Can be idealism depending on how it's written.
- Not-So-Well-Intentioned Extremist: Person claiming to do bad things for good reasons is just in it for themselves.
We Used to Be Friends: Friendships don't last long.
Who Wants to Live Forever?: Immortality is horrible and depressing.
Why We Can't Have Nice Things: ...Because we'll just destroy them.
Why Did You Make Me Hit You?: Using violence to end an argument, then making the victim think they were responsible.
Wide-Eyed Idealist (as opposed to the more intelligent version)
Witch Hunt: The enemy is among us! We must find and destroy them all!
With Friends Like These...: You call these people friends? They're like enemies!
With Us or Against Us: You're either my friend or my enemy. There is no in between.
Working Class People Are Morons: The proletariat is a bunch of idiots.
World Gone Mad: Everyone and everything has gone insane.
World of Jerkass: The world is full of mean people.
World of Snark: The world is full of sarcastic people.
Would Be Rude to Say "Genocide": Denying that genocide is a bad thing.
Wretched Hive
Written by the Winners: Our reputation is more important than facts.
Yank the Dog's Chain: The Butt-Monkey gets something good for once, but it's taken away from him.
You Can Panic Now: Media plays up something that you should fear.
You Can't Fight Fate: You can't control your destiny.
You Can't Go Home Again: For some reason, you're not able to come back home.
You Can't Make an Omelette...: You can't achieve your goals without destroying something or someone. Pray you aren't that something or someone.
You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: No longer useful? Off with you!
Your Terrorists Are Our Freedom Fighters: Not everything is in black and white, kid. One man's hero is another man's villain.