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Oh and of course, contrast us with those goody-two-shoed twinks at A Polite Index. BUT don't even think about confusing this for A Date with Rosie Palms (though virgins like you do that), or Tear Jerker (which makes pathetic weak pussies like you cry like anime fans on prom night), or the Steve Martin film The Jerk, let alone indexes that are just as shitty as you, or I'll kill you horribly!

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  • Abuse Tropes: I treat you terribly, because I know you deserve it!
    • Child Abuse Tropes: Especially if you're a stupid little kid!
    • Sadism Index: I really enjoy making pathetic little worms like you suffer in fear, misery and pain!
  • Anger Tropes: YOU REALLY FUCKING PISS ME OFF, YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
    • Envy and Jealousy Tropes: How dare you have something that I really want, because I deserve it more than you!
    • Hatred Tropes: I've barely known you for a minute, but I've already decided that I despise your goddamn guts as my sworn enemy!
  • A Dishonorable Index: Who gives a crap about honor and dignity? They're for losers like you!
  • Hypocrites: Don't act like a jerk, because only I can be as nasty as I want.
  • Ice Queen: Don't try to impress me. You're just a loser who isn't worth my time.
  • Insult Tropes: I love to put down pathetic, stupid, worthless losers with whatever offensive terms I can think of!
  • The Only Righteous Index of Fanatics!: We are more righteous and holy than you filthy, sinful degenerates!
  • Prejudice Tropes: I don't care if I'm called a "bigot" just because I really dislike this particular category of people. I believe they're all weird/crazy/stupid/dishonest/evil; and the idea that any of these [insert offensive slur here] deserve equal respect from obviously superior people like ourselves, is nothing but laughable PC nonsense!
    • Dehumanization: They're not "people" like you and I am. They're nothing but subhuman animals who don't deserve to live among us.
    • Fantastic Racism: Your inferior species isn't welcome here with us. Get lost, and go back to wherever your kind came from!
    • Homophobia Index: I don't like any of these queer weirdos, because they're all disgusting perverts who gross me out!
    • Intolerable Tolerance: I can do whatever I want because I'm part of a minority, and if you have a problem with that, then you're just an intolerant bigot!
  • Prideful Tropes: I'm the greatest person in the world, so inferior losers like you should just bow down to me!
  • Scary Animals Index: (Angry growling and hissing)
  • Selfishness Tropes: Because I'm the most important person here, my needs and wants are always much more important than yours!
  • This Index Is a Bitch: What, you honestly thought that I'm nicer just because I'm a woman? Ha, I'm even worse than any of the bad men around me!
  • Threatening Tropes: You'd better read this page from start to finish right now, or else I'll end you!
  • Villains: We're more than just mere "jerks"; we're terrifyingly wicked, ruthless, and evil. We don't mind committing horrible atrocities just to get whatever we want.

    Types of Jerks 
  • Absolute Xenophobe: You're not one of us, so you must die!
  • Abusive Offspring: I'm your child, but that doesn't mean you should treat me like crap. No, actually I should boss you around, so do what I say or I will kick your ass!
  • Abusive Parents: I'm your parent and I can do and say whatever the hell I want to you, you dumb little shit! Now do what I say or I'll whoop your ass some more!
  • Alpha Bitch: I'm the queen bee of high school! Pathetic losers like you aren't worthy to be around my presence!
    • Academic Alpha Bitch: I'm also smarter than you, too!
    • Beta Bitch: I'm the second-in-command! I may not be alpha, but at least I'm nowhere near a loser like you and your friends!
    • Lovable Alpha Bitch: I look down on every loser in school... Except you. You're alright in my book.
  • Annoying Younger Sibling: I'm the little sibling and I can annoy my big brother/sister whenever I want to!
  • Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy: I can kick your crooked ass with my martial arts skills!
  • Asian Rudeness: ダメな奴だな、お前は。Translation 
  • Asshole Victim: Something terrible has happened to me, and you jerks still don't give a shit about me?! I may be an asshole, but I didn't do anything to directly bring this on myself!
  • "Ass" in Ambassador: I come from another country to tell you foreigners that your country sucks and y'all can fuck off!
  • Ax-Crazy: I'll Kill You! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL !!
  • Babysitter from Hell: Your parents are away, so I'm the king around this house, you little runt!
  • Balkan Bastard: Remove kebab!
  • Bastard Bastard: I'm an asshole because my shithead parents aren't married!
  • Bastard Boyfriend: I'm abusive to my girlfriend and it's sexy!
  • Beauty Is Bad: I'm far more pretty than any of those ugly-ass ogres!
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: What? You thought I was actually a nice guy? Ha, I sure played you for an idiot!
    • False Friend: The only reason I ever pretended to be your buddy is because you're just a very gullible and useful idiot, who I can easily fool for my own personal gain.
    • Jerkass at Your Discretion: I'm only being mean now because we're all alone, loser!
  • Bluenose Bowdlerizer: I hate these stupid swearwords on this wiki! I WANT THEM GONE NOW!!!!
  • The Bogan: Da fuck are ya lookin' at, cunt? Shove off outta here if ya don't want a beatdown, ya bloody gronk!
  • Boomerang Bigot: Everyone of the same kind as I am is full of shit, and I don't give a fuck if that makes me a traitor to their kind!
  • Bratty Half-Pint: What? You...Refuse to play with me? YOU MUST DIE!
  • Bratty Teenage Daughter: I'm a teenage girl, so why isn't the rest of the world catering to me and my every whims like they should?
  • The Brute: I beat people up for fun!
  • The Bully: I love picking on anyone who's too weak to defend themselves from me!
  • Card-Carrying Jerkass: I know that I'm a foul-tempered, mean-spirited bastard, and I'm proud of that!
  • Caustic Critic: Every movie I review tends to suck, that includes yours, you pathetic filmmakers!
  • Child Hater: I hate kids and I'd like to get rid of those little shits!
  • Complete Monster: I'm utterly vile and rotten to the core and I don't give a shit what anyone has to say about it. Suck on that and fuck off!
  • Cop Hater: Fuck every single one of those police pigs!
  • Cranky Landlord: I fucking hate loud, annoying tenants like you living in my apartment and I'd like to kick you out!
  • Cranky Neighbor: I fucking hate living next door to a complete degenerate like you!
  • Crazy Cat Lady: Who needs stupid insufferable people when you can have cats? Leave me alone or I'm hurling a cat at you!
  • Dancing Royalty: You think you're a better dancer than me, the best this night club's ever seen? We'll see about that!
  • Deadpan Snarker: Don't worry, my friend. I'm not going to offend you with my sarcasm, because you're too clueless to understand it.
  • Dean Bitterman: I'm in charge of the school! I don't like students like you, and I would be more than happy to make you suffer here!
  • Defrosting Ice Queen: Get lost. I don't have time to talk with a loser like you... On second thought, maybe you're cool to hang around with.
  • Depraved Dentist: I can't promise you won't feel a thing when I pull this tooth! But I can promise you will feel it!
  • Diabolical Dogcatcher: Aww, are you a cute wittle doggie-woggie? Hope you like the pound!
  • Dirty Coward: When I see danger, I run away and I don't care if you jackasses are going to suffer or die! My safety is more important than yours!
  • Drill Sergeant Nasty: My job is to act like a major bastard so I can turn pussies like you into tough badass war machines! Now drop and give me 50, maggot!
  • Dr. Jerk: All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be...EXCRUCIATING!!
  • Dry Crusader: The prohibition era should have been more than an era, it should have been always!
  • Dublin Skanger: I come from North Dublin in Ireland, and you're gonna get knifed in two minutes.
  • Education Mama: Stop wasting your time with your silly, childish dreams! If I don't see you score As consistently, I will make you study harder, even if it breaks you!
  • Enemy to All Living Things: I have the power to kill every living thing in my presence, and don't think I won't take advantage of it!
  • Enfant Terrible: Adults are so easy to manipulate! I can do whatever I want to whoever I want, nobody will ever suspect a cute little kid like me!!!
  • Enraged by Idiocy: How can you be this goddamned stupid?! I'm gonna beat the crap out of you if you don't stop being such an irksome dumbass, you moronic fuckwit!
  • Entitled Bastard: I can treat you however I want to treat you, and I expect you to do stuff for me or else!
  • Entitled to Have You: Who gives a shit if you're in love with someone else? You're mine to do whatever I want!
  • Equal-Opportunity Offender: I shit on whoever I feel like, regardless of if they're black, white, Asian, Hispanic, male, female, non-binary, straight, gay, bi, a pansy, whatever!
  • Eviler Than Thou: We're the superior villains here, so scram!
  • Experience Entitlement: I'm more experienced in this thing than you are, so I have every right to look down on you!
  • Fan Hater: You're a fan of this crap? You're a loser who needs to get a life!
  • Fantasy-Forbidding Father: Son, how many times must I tell you to stop getting carried away with your pointless hobbies? Listen to me right now, or You Are Grounded!
  • Fat Bastard: Hey, don't you dare call me a fatass, you piece of shit! Now go and bring me more food right now, dammit!
  • Fetus Terrible: Don't think I can't hate you right from inside the womb because I sure as hell can!
  • French Jerk: Vas te faire enculer, salope. Translation: 
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: My dumb friends hate me, but who gives a damn? I'm still in their little social circle.
  • The Fundamentalist: My religion is superior to yours, infidel! Accept my beliefs or burn in hell!
  • Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult: Damn you, kids! Keep your toys away from my yard, or I will take them away, and you'll never see them again!
  • The Gadfly: I wanna do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things, like embarrassing other people just to get them to react!
  • G.I.F.T.: I'm an asshole because it's the internet (or any other anonymous setting) and I can say whatever the fuck I want! If you're offended, then fuck off, you butthurt piece of shit!
  • Golddigger: Haha!! You really thought a bombshell like me would actually "love" an ugly shmuck like you? I married you for your money and nothing else, you clown! Now go work and get some more money so I can spend it because I'm not doing anything ever and you will like it!!
  • Good Is Not Nice: Yeah, yeah. I'm a hero who saves the day, but that doesn't mean I'm a nice guy, so get a clue, you idiot!
  • Green and Mean: My skin color is green and I hate your guts!
  • Griefer: I vandalize and terrorize Online Games because I can, sometimes with groups participating.
  • The Grinch: I despise Christmas and am willing to ruin the holiday for everyone who's celebrating it because I am that petty!
  • Gruesome Grandparent: I treat my grandchildren like trash just like I did to my children!
  • Grumpy Bear: I never mix well with happy-go-lucky environments filled with a bunch of happy-go-lucky retards!
  • Grumpy Old Man: I'm an old man/woman and I hate everything about life in the modern world. Now get off my lawn, you stupid kids!
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Everything and everyone pisses me off, you being one of them!
  • Hate Sink: I'm a douche just so you dumbass viewers can have someone to hate.
  • The Heckler: BOO! Your performance stinks!
  • Hero Killer: I'm a villain renowned for killing heroes and it's glorious!
  • Heteronormative Crusader: Being gay means that you're cursed, or possessed by a demon!
  • Holier Than Thou: I am much higher than all of you sinners! Begone!
  • Hollywood Atheist: We atheists support science and logic! We're way too smart for that fairy tale garbage you Christards believe!
  • Ineffectual Loner: A wolf needn't bring themselves down by associating with sheep.
  • Insufferable Genius: I look down on dumbasses and dimwits like you because I'm a genius!
  • Insufferable Imbecile: Duuh, I would rather hit my head with a hammer and break shit than hang out with you bitches!
  • Intentional Heartbreaker: I date people just for the pleasure of breaking up with them, though they should be lucky I even bothered to talk to them at all!
  • Internet Jerk: What did you say to me, you little shit?! Wait until I beat the crap out of low-life morons like you so bad that it's gonna be a fate worse than death!
  • Invisible Jerkass: You can't see me, dumbass! That means I can use my invisibility to do mean things to you!
  • It's All About Me: This index is all about how great I am, not about worthless shits like you!
  • Jackass Genie: I'm here to grant you three wishes, but I can do whatever I want to you when granting them. Be Careful What You Wish For, sucker!
  • Jerkass: It's what this index is all about! Are you too much of a dumbass to read the goddamn index description above?!
  • Jerkass Gods: Worship me, you weak, pitiful mortal, or I'll smite you!
  • Jerk Jock: I'm the alpha male of high school! Get out of my way, you wimp, or I'll kick your ass!
  • Jerk Sue: No matter how much of a dick I am, all these dipshits still worship the fucking ground I walk on, invokedcuz I'm perfect and they know it!
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Sure, I'm an asshole, but I can be a nice guy every now and then.
  • Jerkass Woobie: My life sucks! What? I don't need your damn pity, loser! Get the hell away from me!
  • Karma Houdini: I'll never get my comeuppance for being an asshole! I dare you to stop me if you can, which I'm certain you will fail!
  • Karmic Trickster: I love tricking my stupid rivals like you!
  • Kids Are Cruel: I'm 8 years old and I hate everyone! I wanna kill you all!
    • Teens Are Monsters: Well, I'm 16 and I hate you just as much! I love making everyone miserable!
  • Knight Templar: You can't call me a jerkass or a villain, I'm a hero!
    • Tautological Templar: I don't give a fuck what everybody says! I'm a good guy so everything I do is good because I say so!
  • Lean and Mean: I may not be big and strong, but I still fucking hate your ass no matter what the fuck I look like!
  • Light Is Not Good: These morons think that just because I look sweet and innocent on the outside, that makes me benevolent on the inside. (Sigh) What a bunch of suckers...
  • Lower-Class Lout: I'm poor and don't have much money, but you know what? Fuck you!
  • Manipulative Bastard: I can trick you into doing whatever I want you to do, because you're a gullible fool who believes whatever they're told.
  • Mean Boss: Troper, you're a minute late! What do I pay useless idiots like you for? Now get your lazy ass back to work, or else you're fired!
    • Bad Boss: Any worthless employees who disappoint me are going to suffer my wrath, preferably in a very painful way. Now get back to work, or I will literally kill all of you!
  • The Mean Brit: You're absolutely bloody awful. Now piss off, you dumb wanker!
  • Misanthrope Supreme: Fuck this shitty world and everyone in it!
  • Moral Guardians: Blasphemous! Offensive! Put an end to this right now, or else we'll do it by force!
  • Morally Bankrupt Banker: I'll do anything for money, even if it involves extortion!
  • Moral Myopia: You asshole! How dare you do that horrible thing to me! I should be doing that to you!
  • The Napoleon: Are you mocking my height, you meathead? If so, then I'll beat the shit out of you!
  • Narcissist: Get used to it bitches, I know I look good! And guess what? The world really does revolve around ME, not you.
  • The Neidermeyer: I fucking hate those faggots that call themselves soldiers and I don't give three shits if they feel the same way about me!
  • Nerdy Bully: You think I'm a dorky geek? Fuck off, you're the real loser!
  • Obnoxious Entitled Housewife: I don't have to care about anybody else! I'm a member of the homeowners' association!
  • Obnoxious In-Laws: Why did my son/daughter marry that bitch/bastard?!
  • Obstructive Bureaucrat: I don't care if this delays you from averting a life or death situation. File the paperwork properly or I won't let you save your friend's life!
  • Omnicidal Neutral: You dare declare me an enemy because I won't pick a side? I'll just kill all of you, then!
  • The Paranoiac: People like you are full of shit, because I know you're out to get me! So I have every right to antagonize people!
  • Plastic Bitch: I've done plastic surgery on my face, and now I'm prettier than you!
  • Political Correctness Gone Mad: All of this is offensive! Change it at once or else we'll make you do it by force!
  • Politically Incorrect Hero: Just because I'm a good guy doesn't mean I'll treat all kinds of people nicely, so don't get all PC at me when I talk bad about any of you!
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: I'm the bad guy, so that means I proudly hate certain kinds of people with a passion!
  • The Prima Donna: You bozos aren't anything special! Only I am because I'm the star of the show!
  • The Proud Elite: I'm handsome, fit, intelligent, sophisticated, and rich. I also don't like low-life losers such as yourself.
  • Psychopathic Manchild: I'm not a child, I'm a grown-ass man! So shut your fucking mouth calling me immature, you bitch-ass retard!
  • Rabid Cop: I like to beat the shit out of punks like you!
  • Red Is Violent: Red is the color of blood, and that will be yours!
  • Reformed, but Not Tamed: Just because I'm no longer the bad guy doesn't mean I'm going to soften up for you losers!
  • Resentful Guardian: You annoying little shit! It's all your fault that I'm not living out my dreams and now I'm stuck raising your little ass!
  • Rich Bitch: I'm very wealthy, and I enjoy looking down on pathetic commoners from the comfort of my mansion.
    • Royal Brat: I'm royalty, so I deserve everything that you worthless peasants can never have!
  • The Rival: I'm not the main villain, but I hate stupid pathetic losers like you and would love to kick your ass at any chance! And more importantly, I want to prove I'm better than you!
  • Sadist: I just LOVE watching you suffer in pain and misery!
  • Sadist Teacher: It's so much fun treating students like the little shits they are.
  • Sex Is Evil, and I Am Horny: You filthy whore! Provoking my desire by dressing all sexy like that? Very well, you will satisfy me. Now.
  • Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: I'm a senior citizen, therefore, I can act like an asshole however, whenever and to whomever I want!
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: I just fucking love to fucking swear! And if you fucking shitty ass motherfuckers are butthurt about my swearing, then go fuck yourselves, you worthless dipshits!
  • Smug Snake: It feelssssss ssssssso good to be a nasssssssty and prideful basssssssstard, wouldn't you sssssssssay?
  • Smug Straight Edge: Purify now or else we will purify you!
  • Soapbox Sadie: Listen up you privileged shit, I am going to lecture you for a long time, and you need to be always listening!
  • The Social Darwinist: You're a pathetic weakling, and I'm much stronger than you, so you don't deserve any mercy.
  • The Sociopath: I don't care about morality, empathy, compassion, or any other stupid human ideals. I only look out for me, myself, and I.
  • The Soulless: I literally don't have a soul, so I can't feel any empathy or remorse.
  • Sour Outside, Sad Inside: Get the fuck away from me, you idiot! Sob...
  • Sour Prudes: You actually like this? Heh, heh! We are kinkshaming you right now!
  • Spoiled Brat: My mommy and daddy give me everything I want, and I'm gonna rub it all in your stupid face! HA HA!
  • "Stop Having Fun" Guys: Fuck you losers for enjoying this game! I play it to show that I'm better than you all!
  • Straw Critic: Your movie sucks because it doesn't meet my impossibly high standards!
  • Straw Feminist: Men are nothing but sexist pigs and it's up to us feminists to show them their place!
    • Does Not Like Men: Fuck all men! (No, I don't mean that way, you perverts!) You're the worst this world has to offer!
  • Straw Misogynist: I'm a sexist prick towards women whose only purpose is to be proven wrong!
    • He-Man Woman Hater: You women suck (not just literally) and don't think the SJWs will save you!
  • Straw Vegetarian: You eat meat? Then that makes you an inhuman monster who deserves scorn for thriving off the suffering of poor innocent animals! Go vegan or fuck off!
  • Straw Vulcan: We ain't nuh carin' bout yer wittle fee fees! Feelingz 'ar for pussiez like ya!
  • Troll: I love pissing people off! You especially! (Sees picture of a Green Troll Monster and facepalms) Not that kind of Troll, you moron!
  • Tsundere: What?! It's not like I'm describing this trope for you or anything! And it's not like I have a soft side, so get it through your head, you idiot! But I appreciate you for reading this, though.
  • The Unapologetic: I'm not sorry for being an asshole!
  • Token Evil Teammate: I'm part of a group of good guys, but I'm nothing like those losers!
  • The Unfettered: I'm gonna get what I want, and I don't care who I have to step on or who suffers to get it!
  • Ungrateful Bastard: Don't think I'm gonna thank you for saving my life, you numbskull!
  • Unsatisfiable Customer: This is not how I want my food to be like, you dolt! Your food sucks! Why would they hire an idiot like you?!
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: I'm an asshole, but these stupid fans find me hilarious!
  • The Upper Crass: I'm an aristocrat, part of the royal family, and I can do whatever I want!
  • Very Punchable Man: You want to slug me so badly because I'm an asshole? Go on then, pussy, I'd love to see you try!
  • Warts and All: What?! You really thought I was some Knight in Shining Armor? Get your head out of the clouds, you fuckwit!
  • White Hair, Black Heart: My hair is white, out of my way!
  • Wiki Vandal: Imma vandalize the pages I edit by inserting false information or inflammatory statements just to get under the other editors' skins!
  • Wicked Stepmother: I'm now the woman that matters in your father's life! Accept absolute subservience to me or be sent to boarding school, your choice!

    Groups of Jerks 
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    Mean Animals 
See Scary Animals Index for ones that are outright evil.

    Things That Jerks Do 
  • Abomination Accusation Attack: I'm going to falsely accuse you of doing or being something horrible, and thanks to mob mentality, the public will side with me and refuse to listen to your side of the story!
  • Accentuate the Negative: The flaws piss me off so much, I'm not going to even bother acknowledging the merits!
  • Ad Hominem: You and your argument aren't worth jack shit!
  • Adoption Diss: Your parents aren't your real parents, idiot!
  • Affair? Blame the Bastard: You little bastard! It's your fault my wife had an affair!
  • All Take and No Give: I like to take everything from you, and give nothing in return. Deal with it, bitch!
  • And There Was Much Rejoicing: We're so glad you died! Let's celebrate it!
  • And Your Little Dog, Too!: Just to show you how much of an asshole I am, I'm gonna threaten the lives of your loved ones in front of you!
  • Appeal to Force: I'm in charge here, and you better follow my orders and agree with me or else I will hit you!
  • At Least I Admit It: Yeah, I might be an asshole, but at least I don't bother hiding it like a pussy!
  • Attractiveness Discrimination: I only go out with pretty people, not with ugly losers like you, so get lost!
  • Backhanded Apology: I'm sorry if this page offend your pathetic, worthless feelings.
  • Bad Mood as an Excuse: Something pissed me off! I'll take my frustrations out on everyone, especially you!
  • Bad People Abuse Animals: I just love hurting these stupid creatures!
  • Beg the Dog: Maybe I'm a little rough on you but please, help me out here.
  • Berserk Button: You called me a jerkass? I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THAT, YOU FUCKING MORON!
  • Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head: You and your stupid brain should know better than to mess with me, poopyface!
  • Bitch Slap: What better way to make you my little bitch than to slap you across your pathetic face?!
  • Bratty Food Demand: I may be spoiled, badly brought-up, very young, or just plain impolite, but I don't care! Just gimme my food now!
  • Brutal Honesty: What's the matter? Are your feelings hurt because I told you the truth? Too bad! It's a dog-eat-dog world!
  • Bullying the Disabled: You're crippled? I'll pick on you for that then.
  • But for Me, It Was Tuesday: I killed your father? Maybe... but like I remember whether or not I did because I'm too busy committing atrocities everyday to care about who I killed in particular!
  • Buy or Get Lost: If you're not here to buy anything from me then beat it, asshole.
  • Callousness Towards Emergency: You need help? Screw you! That's your problem, not mine!
  • Catchphrase Insult: What could be a trademark insult for you? I know! I'll call you "loser" because you'll never be successful in life. I'll also call you "idiot" since you're stupid as fuck!
  • The Chain of Harm: Someone more powerful than me treated me like crap, so I'll just treat you like crap you because you're weaker than me, and you'll eventually mistreat another person weaker than you and so on!
  • Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like: You might have saved me, but don't think for a moment that I'm going to be thankful to you!
  • Corporal Punishment: I'll bring physical pain onto you until you behave yourself, and don't you even start crying!
  • Crocodile Tears: Gotcha! Did you actually think I was crying?!
  • Crush the Keepsake: I'll crush your precious little keepsake just to show how much of a bastard I am!
  • Dear Negative Reader: Oh, you don't like my work? Well, fuck you, too!
  • Dehumanizing Insult: You're not a human; you're a worthless pig!
  • Desecrating the Dead: To show how much I hate you, I like to do horrible things to your dead carcass!
  • Despotism Justifies the Means: I don't give a damn what happens to the world or its citizens, as long as I take over it for myself!
  • Disability as an Excuse for Jerkassery: I can treat anyone like shit whenever I want because I'm disabled!
  • Dislikes the New Guy: You're new here, huh? Well, guess what? I don't like you, and you don't belong here! Now fuck off!
  • Disproportionate Restitution: Here, I'm compensating you to make up for my past actions... what the hell do you mean, it's not enough? How ungrateful can you be?!
  • Disproportionate Retribution: I'm getting revenge on you over the pettiest shit!
  • Disrupting The Theater: Screw you guys, I'm not staying quiet in the theater!
  • Domestic Abuse: I can do whatever the hell I want with my own family, like beating them to a pulp!
  • Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off: If I catch you misbehaving, I will literally whip your ass, you annoying little shit!
  • Dying Declaration of Hate: Before I die... I just want to tell you something... I hate your fucking guts.
  • Dystopia Justifies the Means: I make life hell for everyone who walks this very earth and enjoy seeing them suffer!
  • Eat the Dog: I'm willing to sacrifice my pet and put them on my dinner plate just to save my own skin!
  • Elder Abuse: I don't respect those old farts, and I'll treat them however the hell I want!
  • Evil Is Petty: Besides plotting for world domination, I do other things like kicking your puppy and being an all around jerk!
  • Excrement Statement: Just to show you how much sick I am of you, I'm going to take a piss and a shit in your mouth!
  • The Farmer and the Viper: You saved my life...I'll repay your shitty act of kindness by stabbing you in the damn back!
  • Faux Affably Evil: Hello, my dear enemy! Would you kindly say your last words before I happily kill you in a very painful way?
  • Feeling Oppressed by Their Existence: This group never did me any harm, but I hate those bastards anyways because, why not?
  • Financial Abuse: I'm going to use your money as I see fit and you can't stop me!
  • Flame War: We argue about topics, whether petty or contentious, to piss everyone off!
  • Flaw Exploitation: I stomp on moralistic pussies to fulfill my own selfish goals!
  • Flipping the Bird: You see how I'm holding my middle fingers up? It's because I'm sick of your shit, so fuck you!
  • For the Evulz: I treat you like shit just because I can, and boy do I really enjoy doing it!
  • Forced Miscarriage: Aw, you're having a baby? Too bad! I'm gonna beat you so bad it'll kill the ankle-biter before it's even born!
  • The Freelance Shame Squad: Your pain and suffering makes me laugh!
  • Gaslighting: What the hell is wrong with you? You're losing your mind! Hahahaha! What an idiot!
  • Gendered Insult: You call yourself a man when you hit like a girl? What a sad little prissy you are!
  • Get Out!: I don't want to see you again; now get the hell outta my sight!
  • Glasses Curiosity: Gimme those glasses or I'll break 'em!
  • Hates Their Parent: Fuck mom and dad! They can die a slow and painful death for all I care!
  • "The Hero Sucks" Song: The best way to humiliate you is to sing a song about how much of a loser you are!
  • Hidden Heart of Gold: I'm a jerk, but I've done some pretty nice things. Tell anyone about this and I'll put your ass on life support!
  • Homophobic Hate Crime: I like doing horrible things to you faggots!
  • Honor-Related Abuse: You dare to dishonor our family?! We'll burn you alive!
  • Hypocritical Heartwarming: How dare you mess with my loved ones! Only I'm allowed to do that!
  • I Banged Your Mom: I piss you off by claiming I had sex with your mother!
  • If You're So Evil, Eat This Kitten: If you're evil like you claim you are, you are to kill our enemies to prove you're one of us!
  • I'll Kill You!: Don't get me on my bad side, or else I'll end you!
  • Irrational Hatred: I hate you for no reason at all, but I don't give a damn! I hate you and that's all that matters!
  • It Amused Me: I just enjoy being an asshole!
  • "It" Is Dehumanizing: You are a pathetic, worthless thing that deserves to be treated like dirt!
  • Jerkass to One:
    • Cruel to One: I'm nice to everyone except losers like you!
    • Crueler to One: I treat everyone like shit, but I like doing that to you the most!
    • Boss's Unfavorite Employee: I'm good to my employees except you! You're the worst and I'd like it if I fired you!
  • Jerk Justifications: I have good reasons to be a jerk!
  • Jerks Use Body Spray: I think it smells good—don't you, baby?
  • "Just Joking" Justification: You got butthurt because I treated you like a crap? C'mon, it's just a joke! Why so serious?
  • Kick the Dog: Just to show you how much of a heartless prick I am, I like doing mean things like kicking little puppies for no good reason...But sometimes not even literally!
  • Lending a Backhand: Let me help you, pal! *Attacks you* Hahahaha!
  • Lack of Empathy: I don't care about your feelings, bitch!
    • No Sympathy: I don't care about your little pain and sufferings, so shut the fuck up and get over it, you whiny bitch!
  • Last Disrespects: I'll attend your funeral just to celebrate the end of your worthless life. I might even piss on your fucking grave!
  • Life Isn't Fair: Aww, did something bad happen to you? Well, guess what? Life isn't fair! Deal with it!
  • Malicious Misnaming: Hello, Tvdoper! That sounds better than Tvtroper.
  • Malicious Slander: What better way to ruin your life than to tell lies about you?
  • Maternal Death? Blame the Child!: Your mom who is my wife is dead, and you killed her when you were born! I hate you, you little runt!
  • Mocking the Mourner: Your loss is my opportunity to taunt you or berate you.
  • Mooning: I'm gonna flash my ass in front of your worthless face just to show how much I fucking hate you!
  • Never My Fault: I never did anything wrong, only you!
  • Playing the Victim Card: Go easy on me! I had a rough childhood! That'll get those idiots off of my back.
  • Police Brutality: I get a rise at beating the shit out of suspects. I never liked them anyways.
    • Police Brutality Gambit: Those worthless coppers arrested me, so I'm going to turn the public against those pigs by framing them for using excessive force on me!
  • Psychological Projection: I'm not an asshole; everyone else is!
  • Punished for Sympathy: Mercy is for the weak! I oughta beat the shit out of you for sympathizing with that person I don't like!
  • Quit Your Whining: Stop your whining, or else I'll give you something else to whine about!
  • Realpolitik: Screw politeness. My country gets the job done by being mean, ruthless, and unforgiving!
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: I'll break you by giving you a full-length speech on why you're a failure and a complete piece of shit!
  • Rejected Apology: Fuck your apology! I don't care how sorry you are, I will never forgive you! Go to hell, you shithead!
  • Relationship Sabotage: I make life hell for lovey-dovey couples and will do anything to keep them apart!
  • Relative Button: Hey dipshit, how have things been for you since the day I killed your mother? It won't be long before you see her again, after I end your pathetic existence!
  • Relative Ridicule: Your mother, father, brother, sister, and everyone else in your family are fucking worthless!
  • Reminiscing About Your Victims: Remember when I killed your father in front of you when you were little? His screams during his final moments were glorious!
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized: Screw our oppressive government! But wait, we will institute our own that is just like what we were against!
  • Rudely Hanging Up: Good riddance, moron! (hangs up phone)
  • Selective Enforcement: This person did something bad. We don't care. When YOU do something bad, we're more than willing to punish you!
  • Slut-Shaming: You, a woman, had sex with lots of men? You're a filthy, disgusting whore who deserves to be treated lower than shit!
    • Robosexuals Are Creeps: You, as a human, are having a romantic/sexual relationship with a robot? You deserve to be treated horribly!
    • Virgin-Shaming: You, a man, never banged any women? What a pathetic loser you really are!
  • Speak Ill of the Dead: Even when you're dead, I still don't respect you! I'm glad that your sorry ass is rotting in the grave!
  • Spiteful Spoiler: You looking forward to seeing the twist for yourself? Too bad, 'cause I'm gonna ruin it for you!
  • Spiteful Suicide: What better way to spite you than to kill myself? Farewell, loser!
  • Suicide Dare: What the fuck are you waiting for, you pathetic loser? Kill yourself! I'll be happy if you do!
  • Taking Advantage of Generosity: Pussies like you deserve to be taken advantage of! Now buy me stuff!
  • Teasing the Substitute Teacher: I like to bully substitute teachers!
  • Threw My Bike on the Roof: I'll destroy your precious property!
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: I used to be nice, but now I'm a jerk, and I like it that way!
  • Tough Love: I'm being an asshole to make your sorry ass better! Don't take it personally!
  • Trash Talk: Talking bad about fat, stupid, ugly, weak, low-life pieces of shit like you is my thing! I talk so much trash, it stinks like your ass!
  • Unprovoked Pervert Payback: Were you just lusting at me, you pervert?! *Smacks you*
  • Unsportsmanlike Gloating: Yay! I won! You lost! Sucker!
  • Victim Blaming: Someone did something bad to you? Well, it's your own damned fault!
  • Virtue Is Weakness: Fuck kindness, compassion, helping others, and showing mercy! They're for pussies like you!
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Just because I'm your buddy doesn't stop me from calling you an idiot, a loser, a piece of shit, or other creative insults I can think of! But hey, that's what friends are for!
  • Why Did You Make Me Hit You?: It's your fault I'm attacking you! Apologize now!
  • Would Harm a Senior: As if I give a fuck if you're an old geezer! I'd hit anyone no matter how old and frail they are!
  • Would Hit a Girl: I also don't give a fuck if you're a worthless bitch! I beat up anyone regardless of their gender!
  • Would Hurt a Child: And who gives a fuck if you're a little bastard?! I'd hurt anyone regardless of their age!
  • Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Everyone, help me! This jerk is hurting me! Hahahaha! Now they're on my side instead of yours!
  • With Friends Like These...: It doesn't matter if I'm your friend! I hate your fucking guts and I'm still gonna do horrible stuff to you because that's what I like!
  • With Us or Against Us: If you don't side with us, you are automatically our enemy and we won't show you any mercy!
    • Join or Die: Even worse, we will end you if you don't take our side!
  • You Are Fat: Stop eating so much and drop off that weight already, chubs!
  • Your Mom: I get to you by insulting your mama!

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