What's it gonna take to get a break
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
Have moved so far away
She has sent them packing and running scared
How much more does she think we will take?"
Cranky Neighbor - Not to be confused with Nosy Neighbor, though the two tropes can overlap. This neighbor is never happy, and usually acts as an antagonist to the neighbors sharing the block with them, particularly the main characters. The cranky neighbor character is usually an old man, such as Mr Wilson on Dennis the Menace. Some cranky neighbors want simply to be left alone, while others take a more aggressive role in making the others who live around them miserable. Cranky Neighbors often do not recognize their own crankiness or choose to indulge in it anyway, if they do. The worst cranky neighbors,(Regardless if they want to be left alone or are more aggressive) even try to make newcomers in the neighborhood feel unwelcome so that they will leave as soon as they arrive.
Frequently combines with Grumpy Old Man. See Also: The Comically Serious, Right Through the Wall, The Killjoy, Ceiling Banger (what the Cranky Neighbor does if they think you're making too much noise). Compare Cranky Landlord.
- Carter Allen from Circles dislikes the 6 Kinsey Circle residents because they are all gay and isn't comfortable raising his sons around them.
- Superman story arc Who Took the Super out of Superman? reveals an alien named Xviar was watching over Superman since the Kryptonian's arrival on Earth. In order to monitor him closely, Xviar moved to Clark Kent's apartment building under an assumed name and quickly earned a reputation of being quiet, unfriendly and antisocial. He lived next door to Clark Kent over one decade, and Clark never saw his mysterious neighbor until Xviar took action against him.
- Mr. Curry in the Paddington Bear franchise. Apparently, the whole neighborhood loathes him as a cranky freeloader, to say nothing of yelling at a cute little bear who never means harm.
- In Whose Line Is It Anyway?, one game of "Let's Make a Date" has Colin getting the role of one who's just trying to take a bath in peace. Strangely, the guys' impression of "World's Worst" Neighbor skip this trope completely.
Ryan: I'm naked and I'm going to point out all the knotholes in your fence!
- British documentary The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door had a dozen neighbors like this mentioned... and what happened when they came to blows with their neighborhood. Examples include a guy who ran an illegal car repair shop out of his home before he was ordered to stop by a court of law... and turning his wrath on the couple next door who had reported him. Arguably a deconstruction.
- The series also showed what happens when efforts to combat neighbors like this make you look like the cranky neighbor and give you a bad reputation such as the couple who were conned out of their money and tried unsuccessfully to get it back (The I.O.U. wasn't considered a legally binding contract), as well as the viewpoint of one of these neighbours (a woman who published some sensitive personal information about her neighbors during the badger culls).
- Don Ramón in El Chavo del ocho, although it's mainly the title character that gets this from him. Doña Florinda has her moments as well, but Doña Clotilde is perhaps the straightest example. The younger characters keep thinking she's a "bruja" ("witch) for a reason...
- One of Voltaire's funnier songs, "When You're Dead," has the narrator dealing with an old curmudgeon who doesn't like his new hat, which is exactly like the one the other guy has.
- The Small Faces frontman Steve Marriott once stated in an interview that he wrote "Lazy Sunday Afternoon" after getting into a dispute with his neighbours.
- In "The Old Apartment" by Barenaked Ladies, the narrator visits an apartment he used to live in. This includes "How is the neighbor downstairs? How is her temper this year? I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun!"
- Mr. Wilson from the American comic Dennis the Menace is possibly an Ur-Example. It's actually quite justified if you're familiar with the comic. Mr. Wilson is an elderly man who just wants peace and quiet. When you have an energetic, outgoing, young neighbor like Dennis who is prone to mischief, that's a bit hard to do.
- For Better or For Worse has cranky apartment building neighbours who clash with Micheal and Deanna by complaining about things they actually have a point about. Eventually the whole building burns down because one of the neighbors was smoking in bed.
- In Show by Rock!!, it's discussed that Takeppar started out this way to his bandmates, having given Fujiraid a hard time because he mistook him for the paper girl and chased Takubaning out of his apartment by complaining until he left. He's warmed up to everyone a bit since then, but he hasn't lost his crankiness.
- Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants is the quintessential cranky neighbor. His intense dislike of Spongebob and Patrick (but especially Spongebob) and his desire to move as far away from them as possible are iconic enough that this trope might as well be called "The Squidward".
- Spiderus on the children's show Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends. A particularly cranky neighbor, he will often threaten to eat the children who annoy him.
- Somewhat, but Spiderus also seems to fall into the role of Jerk with a Heart of Gold. He was the Scrooge in the program's Yet Another Christmas Carol and ended up being quite a good buggysitter to the Spider children in one of the program's stories. He also lost a large amount of his crankiness when he became a father.
- Donald Duck also sometimes has troubles with a Cranky Neighbor, Jones, though Donald can be just as cranky as him. This also serves the inspiration for one of Donald's shorts, "The New Neighbor", in which Donald and the neighbor in question, Pete, become quite cranky toward one another. This short takes this trope Up to Eleven, in fact, as they engage in all-out war with each other.
- Along the same lines, Pete on Goof Troop is a very antagonistic cranky neighbor to Goofy, though a lot of his problems would be solved if he just didn't insist on involving Goofy in his schemes.
- Ed Bighead on Rocko's Modern Life was a cranky toad neighbor. Just like Mr. Wilson's, his wife Bev wasn't so bad.
- Inverted on The Simpsons. The Flanders are the complete opposite of cranky, but are so full of cheerfulness and good fortune that it annoys Homer just the same. Though even Ned occasionally finds the Simpsons annoying. And when he had a mental breakdown, he calls Homer the "worst human being".
- Gaylord Robinson and his wife Margaret are examples in The Amazing World of Gumball. Similarly to SpongeBob's relationship with Squidward, Gumball and Darwin love and idolize their neighbor and the feelings are not mutual.
- Old Man Rivers, who lives across the street from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. He's upset that people park in his lawn during Adopt-a-Thought Saturdays. He also has a secret crush on Madame Foster.
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Justified, given the living hell they turn his life into.
- Mr.Grouse from The Loud House is a typical Grumpy Old Man who frequently gets upset by the Loud family's activities, especially if something of theirs falls into his yard. He also seems to enjoy mocking their misfortunes.