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"Geese hiss, bite, and give chase to things they are supposed to be afraid of. Geese are derelicts and freeloaders, sullying our subdivisions and parks with their feces and feathers. Geese, we seem to have collectively decided, are complete dicks."
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Sometimes, waterfowl are portrayed as animals that are beautiful and serene as they glide along the surface of a lake, or as silly and comical animals in case of ducks.

This is not that.

Sometimes, waterfowl are portrayed, simply put, as hyper-aggressive and/or total dicks towards others. Usually, it involves swans and geese, but the portrayal of ducks as selfish and temperamental in The Golden Age of Animation would also fall under this. There is a bit of Truth in Television to this: geese and swans are naturally very territorial, and they will mess up anything they see as a threat. So, of course, if a human walks by and seems to challenge their authority, that human is, simply put, totally ducked. Geese in particular have a tendency to barge in on human settlements, leading to inevitable conflict.

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Geese are the most likely to receive this treatment. While smaller than swans, they're just as ferocious and more commonly seen in everyday life (thanks to the aforementioned intrusion on human territory), but don't have the beauty and elegance to cancel it out. Geese also tend to be more consistently hostile towards humans compared to swans, which tend to only be particularly aggressive towards people while raising their offspring, as swans are known for their protectiveness. Geese also tend to gather in large groups, increasing the odds that they'll outnumber any humans encountering them. Additionally, while serrated tongues are common among waterfowl as a means of breaking up food (since they don't have teeth), their presence on geese factors into their image as more menacing than most other common birds, with people frequently describing geese as having "teeth on their tongues" to invoke feelings of Body Horror.

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This is also not getting into the horrific reproductive habits ducks engage in, which have earn them quite a lot of internet infamy.

Subtrope of Feathered Fiend. Contrast Swans A-Swimming, a much more peaceful view of waterfowl. Can overlap with Quacking Up if you got an Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist. Compare Cocky Rooster for another domesticated bird with a similar stereotype.


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    Anime & Manga 
  • My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!: In episode S01E06 of the anime, Catarina gets her sweet stolen by a swan, which she chases after to get it back.
  • Pokémon:
    • Pokémon: The Series: Misty's Psyduck could be a greedy jerk at times, for example eating an apple Bulbasaur wanted to give to Togepi in "Pikachu's Vacation", stealing all of the food Brock cooked in "Alola, Alola!", and taking Misty's entire ice cream cone in "Heart of Fire, Heart of Stone!"
    • Pokémon the Series: Black & White: In the episode "Dancing With the Ducklett Trio", Ash and friends, along with the sunglasses-wearing Sandile, battle against a trio of Jerkass Ducklett who steal their stuff and the latter's sunglasses.

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    Films — Live-Action 
  • Hot Fuzz: Angel and Danny chase an escaped swan after they're tasked with finding it by the owner. They still have it in their police car when they face off with the bad guys, meaning that the swan attacks one when he tries to escape.

    Literature 
  • Adrian Mole: In "Weapons of Mass Destruction", Adrian moves into a loft apartment overlooking the Grand Union Canal. A number of swans live in the area, and generally act hostile to anyone who goes near them. As a Running Gag, several characters point out that a swan can break a man's arm with ease.
  • In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down, some geese migrate to Greg's street. Greg notes them to be very aggressive, chasing him and Rowley when they go home from school, and even Greg's dad has to be cautious while going to get the mail.
  • The boarding school that acts as the setting for Looking for Alaska is home to a notorious swan that attacks anyone in sight, including the protagonist.
  • The Redwall series features swans as the equivalent to dragons on several occasions. In that they're majestic, but also territorial and bad-tempered, and heaven help you if you irritate one.
  • The Ugly Duckling: All the other ducks that the eponymous ugly duckling meets make it no secret that they hate his guts just because of the way he looks, and they even say they wish a cat eats him.

    Live-Action TV 
  • The Brittas Empire: In the episode "Curse of the Tiger Women", Brittas ends up being pecked unconscious by a goose which had eaten his cooking (which had been cursed to kill those who eat it). It should be noted that a lot of birds ate his cooking, it was just the goose that went after Brittas personally.
  • There's an entire season 3 episode of Gilmore Girls that centers primarily Jess's run-in with a swan, which ended with him incurring a black eye and eventually roping Luke into helping him exact revenge. With a ladle.
    Jess: I was just walking by and the thing came out of nowhere and BAM– beaked me right in the eye.
    Luke: It beaked you?
    Jess: You still don’t believe me.
    Luke: I just never heard anyone use the word "beaked" as a verb before.
  • British Edutainment series Police, Camera, Action! had this at least three times in the series:
    • The original pilot episode "Police Stop!" had a swan on the M25 at Sewardstone Bridge in Essex causing problems for drivers on 9 June 1994, fleeing when a police Range Rover came into view.
    • The 1997 episode "Don't Look Back In Anger'' had the same clip, in a Continuity Nod to that episode.
    • The 1998 episode "The Wild Side" was about this trope for the first half until the episode's Halfway Plot Switch and it featured two clips of swans on the M25; one from Monday 9 June 1996 where a driver near Staines, Surrey on the M25, in a Ford Granada sedan stops to let a swan pass and the cop take the swan in a blanket, and one from 7 November 1995 set to R Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly."
  • One clip on World's Dumbest... has Fabio riding a roller coaster when he has a run-in with a goose. The moment of impact isn't shown on camera, but the aftermath has Fabio bleeding from his face.

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    Tabletop Games 
  • RuneQuest: Ducks and keets are sapient (and playable) Bird People, apparently included in the setting in a fit of authorial whimsy. They were seemingly at least partly inspired by Daffy and Donald Duck (see Western Animation below), and are variously depicted as setting Butt Monkeys, suffering under some kind of racial curse, or being something of a Proud Warrior Race; they both suffer from and engage in Fantastic Racism. Hence, while not evil, they certainly tend to be played as having quite an attitude.

    Video Games 
  • One of the playable characters in Cel Damage is Fowl Mouth, a hard-boiled, foul-mouthed monochrome gangster duck from the 1930's with a penchant for filling his opponents with lead from his tommy gun.
  • Kingdom of Loathing has a sidequest as part of the Mysterious Island main quest where you have to help a farmer by exterminating a flock of highly-aggressive ducks that have taken over his farm.
  • Pokémon Black and White: Swanna are based on swans, and they're said to have awful tempers.
  • Untitled Goose Game allows the player to take the role of a self-described "horrible goose" that terrorizes the people of a small English village.

    Webcomics 
  • A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe: When battling the flock of void birds, the Everyman's decision to taunt them in order to lure them towards himself ultimately succeeds in getting some of the more innately aggressive ones to break off and pursue him when they can no longer tamp down their predatory instincts, at the cost of drawing the attention of the more dangerous specimens. The ones thus depicted are a falcon, a hawk, an eagle, an owl... and a Canadian goose.
  • Dolan: Dolan Duk is a creep who frequently screws people, especially Gooby, over (and in more ways than one) because it's fun for him.
  • Hyperbole and a Half: One story tells about Allie and Boyfriend having to deal with an aggressive goose that has invaded the house. They eventually manage to trap it and carry it to the pond outside town, where Allie imagines it lurks around, terrifying the other birds and waiting for its next victim.
  • A Redtail's Dream: The Swan of Tuonela isn't exactly friendly, to say the least. She's hellbent on ensuring anyone who winds up in her domain stays there, as the dead are supposed to, regardless of the fact that several of the people stuck there aren't even deceased. Of course, she's not actually evil, more incredibly stressed-out and having no time or patience for those who interfere with her incredibly important work.
  • Stand Still, Stay Silent: Like in Minna Sundberg's earlier work, A Redtail's Dream, the Swan of Tuonela is not a nice bird. When Omni tries to make a deal with her to have Tuuri help him retrieve his grandmother's soul from the kade, she threatens him several times and tells him she will get two souls back, even if it's from Onni. Aside from that, she's very rude to the protagonists and once the kade is defeated, only nabs a couple of the souls that were trapped inside rather than the entire lot.

    Web Videos 
  • Ozzy Man Reviews has a whole video on "Canadian Cobra Chickens" (or, Canadian Geese) in which the birds attack humans, win fights against bigger animals like tigers and gorillas, and slow down traffic.
  • The TierZoo video "Are Geese OP?" discusses geese as if they were video game characters. They are described as relying mostly on their powerful Intimidation ability to damage their enemies' resolve, but with very little actual attack power to back it up, instead relying on a combination of durability and mobility to get away from enemies who resist their intimidation attempts. The video suggests counter-strategies to the goose's playstyle: resist their intimidation attempts, target their neck (which becomes vulnerable when they use their Peck attack), and use stealth to avoid their intimidation abilities. It also gives a tip to goose players: focus on dodging the enemy's grab attacks. Finally, it describes the swan as an upgraded version of the goose build, as it actually has the power to back up its intimidation. Throughout the whole video, clips of geese acting like jerks are shown.
  • Vinesauce: Vinny's hatred of geese is a Running Gag throughout his streams, owed to the fact that they often chased him off the playground as a kid. During one early in the channel's life (you can find the clip here), he went on a particularly aggressive rant about how much he hates geese, stating that they do disgusting, loud "screams", they poop everywhere, they smell bad, etc.
    "Geese are honking feathered shitbags."

    Western Animation 

    Real Life 
  • Geese, especially Canada Geese, have a reputation for being agressive animals. A quick google search for "goose attack" will tell you this pretty quickly. According to this article, the main reason for their aggression is 1) they are very territorial and 2) they happen to live near humans.
    • In many parts of the world, Canada Geese are classified as an invasive species. Many governments put measures in place for population control of the animals.
  • Swans have been known to display similar behavior for much of the same reasons as geese.

 
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The Canadian geese, Alice and Chloe often ridicule Blu for being an acrophobic, tame bird though overall they are mostly just a nuisance with Blu being seemingly more annoyed with their behavior then upset.

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