I pray a flower pot falls from a windowsill,
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to.
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls.
I pray you're flying high, when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true.
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you."
A character is praying to God or to other similar deity known to be benevolent and merciful. However, this devotee is praying for malice, begging God to be petty and cruel. The technical name for this kind of thing in Christianity is an "imprecatory prayer", although there is much controversy over whether God would ever answer or approve of one. The more colloquial term for this kind of thing is a Curse, especially if this prayer has any kind of supernatural effect.
For example, a Racist Grandma may pray that the Good Lord get all "niggers" killed, a Heteronormative Crusader may pray that the sweet local gay couple will get HIV, anyone may pray that his rich uncle or unliked neighbor will die or get raped or whatever, and so on. Of course not all prayers of malice are portrayed as Kick the Dog moments; it can also be portrayed as Good Is Not Nice, Good Is Not Soft, Beware the Nice Ones, and Pay Evil unto Evil could also be at play.
If the character does this in a way that superficially comes across as very sweet and innocent, it may be Sugary Malice as well. Simply praying for victory in a conflict does not count (unless the prayer is accompanied by expressions of ill will toward the opponent over and above implicitly hoping they lose).
Subtrope of Egocentrically Religious. Compare Holy Hand Grenade, when divine malice is weaponized in a holy artifact. Compare and contrast Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter!, when a person dares God to be malicious to themself.
- In the 3rd Fushigi Yuugi OVA, Mayo is told by a demon posing as Suzaku to pray for the destruction of the Konan empire (the very opposite of what she's supposed to do as priestess), motivating her with the threat that Taka and the other Seishi were planning on ripping Miaka's baby out of her body, and the promise that he could prevent that and ensure that she would live Happily Ever After with Taka and the baby.
- In the first Dramacon volume, Christie is angry that Derek, her neighbor in the artist's alley is doing better business than she is (coupled with the fact that he rubs her the wrong way and she's already dealing with her asshole boyfriend's behavior) and prays to God to help her persevere. And also strike Derek down with a lightning bolt. When that immediately fails, she prays to Satan.
- Dusk Maiden of Amnesia: As she lies dying in the shrine to a malevolent mountain god, Yuuko offers her life in exchange for the ability to wreak vengeance from beyond the grave. Her wish is granted when she comes back as an onryō.
- We Were Soldiers has Hal Moore running into one of his new lieutenants in an empty church, and offers to pray with him. It starts out decently enough.
Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.Geoghegan: Amen.Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.
- Harry Powell's opening prayer from The Night of the Hunter, which speaks volumes about his character:
Harry Powell: Well now, what's it to be, Lord? Another widow? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember. [tipping his hat] You say the word, Lord, I'm on my way... You always send me money to go forth and preach your Word. The widow with a little wad of bills hid away in a sugar bowl. Lord, I am tired. Sometimes I wonder if you really understand. Not that You mind the killin's. Yore Book is full of killin's. But there are things you do hate, Lord: perfume-smellin' things, lacy things, things with curly hair.
- In Sister Act, the nuns of St. Catherine's Convent have to fly to Las Vegas to save Deloris. When the helicopter pilot refuses to provide his services for free, the nuns pray, loudly, right in front of him and by committee, that God will be kinder to the pilot when he is in need. The pilot gives in.
- Polish film Dzień Świra (Day of the Wacko) ends with the mock of a massive prayer (based on the popular Polish XVIII-century religious poem, no less) counting various accidents and mishaps praying people want to happen to their neighbours.
- In Spider-Man 3, after Peter exposes him as a fraud and gets him fired from the Daily Bugle, Eddie Brock goes to church to pray for God to kill Peter.
- Lampshaded in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where the prayers of Saint Attila in the Book of Armaments about the Holy Hand Grenade says:
O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
- Jonah Hill prays for Jay Baruchel's death in This Is the End and ultimately suffers an attack of Laser-Guided Karma.
- In Delirious, Eddie Murphy implies that all kids do this every once in a while.
You'd be mad because your mother hit you. Be standing in your room, wishing some hateful shit on your mother: [weepy voice] 'God — (sniff) — please — (sniff) — kill her! I hope — she gets hit — by a truck and diiiieeeesss. I hate her I hate her I hate her...'
- In Jennifer's Body, main character Needy arrives too late to save her boyfriend from being murdered by the titular succubus. Right before the battle to come, she says one of the shortest and greatest prayers in all of film:
''Saint Jude, Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes, please give me the power to CRUSH THIS BITCH."
- A humorous example occurs in The Producers between Max Bialystock and his landlord:
Max: (theatrically, to the heavens) Oh Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him. He maketh a blight on the land!
Landlord: (also speaking to God) Don't listen to him, he's crazy.
- The Prayer of the Ashen Priestess in A Practical Guide To Evil: “Though their horses and chariots are like a river unto Creation, though their spears be forest and their swords be mountains, the Gods pass judgement unto them. Do not dread, for I bear the word of the Heavens and that word is begone.” This promptly deletes the subjects from Creation.
- "Holy Willie's Prayer" by Robert Burns.
- In A Song of Ice and Fire, there's a fairly sympathetic and understandable example with Arya Stark. Before she goes to sleep, she recites to herself a mantra which lists the names of her enemies, all of whom she plans to kill. At one point, when she has an opportunity to engage in prayer, she recites the same list. She's a very angry ten year old, but you can't really blame her given all she goes through. Eventually she finds herself in service to an assassin cult who worship the God of Death.
- Her sister Sansa is in the sept praying for her family and friends with many others before the upcoming siege of Kings Landing. When the High Septon starts calling on the gods to protect King Joffrey who executed her father and has her beaten and tormented in petty ways, the normally mild-mannered Sansa walks out, Let his sword break and his shield shatter. Let his courage fail and every man desert him.
- The War Prayer by Mark Twain. After the congregation of a church prays for victory in a war, an aged stranger enters the church, claiming to be a messenger from God, and recites the unstated portion of their prayer, which calls for suffering upon suffering to be heaped upon their enemy.
- In the Cambridge Latin Course, one scene shows a thief stealing an offering made to the gods, only to find that it's inscribed with a prayer for the death of all thieves. In terror, he throws his booty back and runs away.
- This was actually a common practice in the Roman Empire; people would throw "curse tablets" into holy shrines imploring the gods to visit various misfortunes on those who'd wronged them.
- "Prayer of the Selfish Child" by Shel Silverstein, ending:
And if I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my toys to break
So no other kids can use 'em...
- This is one of the main elements of the plot in Lois McMaster Bujold's The Curse of Chalion. However, as it turns out, successfully praying for someone else's death will except in very unusual circumstances kill you too, and the gods will only answer your prayer if the person whose death you want actually deserves it.
- In Speaker for the Dead, Ender says Quim prays every day for him to die.
- Older Than Feudalism: Some of the Psalms in The Bible fit into this category. Elijah pretty much does this frequently, what with basically asking for a bunch of bears to maul bullies and all. David also does this during wartime right after begging him to forgive his deed, wishing God would destroy his enemies and punish the evil. Actually, most examples listed under Holy Hand Grenade could be considered this, as they are frequently summoned by prayers.
- In Njal's Saga, set shortly after the conversion of Iceland to Christianity and before that whole "turn the other cheek" thing had really hit home, a blind man prays to the Christian God to be given sight for a short time so that he can kill one of the men who killed his father, grandparents, and other relatives. He is, and he promptly smashes the guy's head in with an axe.
- It Can't Happen Here: Before being executed at Trianon, Falck cries out a vengeful prayer against his oppressors.
"Father, Thou hast forgiven so long! Forgive them not but curse them, for they know what they do!"
- In Philip Kerr's novel Prayer, FBI agent Gill Martin comes up against the Church of Izrael, led by the seemingly genuine Pastor Nelson van der Velden. He soon realises the odd spelling of "Izrael" is no error or eccentricity. Van der Velden spent time in Israel learning the inner secrets of Kabbalah. These include how to actively pray for the death of dirty godless liberals, atheists, socialists and advocates of sexual deviancy, so as to bring about God's will for the USA — a fundamentalist Christian theocracy. Led by President van der Velden.
- At the beginning of The Iliad, Achilles quits the war out of spite after his war-wife is claimed by Agamemnon. To make sure he'll get his honor back, Achilles prays to his mother Thetis, a River Goddess, to have Zeus make the Greeks lose the conflict so they'll eventually come running and begging him to save them. This winds up kicking off the plot of the poem.
- The Bible. Honestly, there are several passages in the Book of Psalms where the psalmist asks God to kill or punish evildoers, especially those who make a point of dishonoring Him. These are called the Imprecatory Psalms.
- In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, Greg prays for Mr Jefferson to get hit on the head so he forgets about the money that he and Rowley owe him.
- In a family-friendly example from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode "Volley Dad," one of the nuns in Maddie's Catholic school prays that their volley ball team will viciously crush the opposing team.
Nun: Okay, we are gonna stomp these losers right into the ground! Let us pray. Lord, please help us stomp these losers into the ground. Amen.
- Back when Stephen and Steven were still on The Daily Show, an "Even Stevens" segment had them debating whether Islam or Christianity was the one true religion. Needless to say, prayers of "Smite mine enemy" were evoked on both sides.
- Game of Thrones:
- Catelyn Stark admits that she once prayed to the gods for her husband Ned's illegitimate son Jon to die when Ned brought him home as a baby because he was Ned's son by an unknown mother, a woman Catelyn was jealous of. She hates herself for being horrible enough to condemn an innocent child. When Jon does get ill with the pox as a young child, Catelyn makes a Bargain with Heaven and prays for Jon's life, promising that she'll love him as her own if the gods will just let him live, and stays by his bedside until he recovers. However, she is is unable to keep her side of the bargain and thinks that all of the misery she and those close to her suffer throughout the series (it's a lot) is divine punishment from the gods for her inability to keep her promise.
- Before she goes to sleep, Arya recites the names of those who have wronged her and her family — all of whom she plans to kill.
- Top Gear: As Hammond and May are loading May's car on a raft to cross an African river, Vitriolic Best Bud Clarkson stands on the other side and prays. "Dear God, make it tip upside-down..."
- In Justified, this overlaps with Prayer Is a Last Resort in "Over the Mountain". An injured and lost Dewey Crowe is desperate to locate Wade Messer so that he can murder him. Dewey prays a ridiculous prayer to God, begging the Almighty to help him locate and murder Wade.
Dewey: God I ain't prayed in a while, I ain't fixin' to die out here in the woods like some animal, you hear me? That's bullshit. Jesus, if you help me find him, once I kill him, I swear, I'll straighten up, I'll go to church, Sunday school, whatever you want, but goddamnit, I gotta get this thing done, you understand? I ain't never asked you for shit, least you could do.
- Preacher (2016): In a flashback, the child Jesse Custer prays to God that his father dies, in a moment of rage after his father had his best friend Tulip sent to a childrens' home. His prayer gets answered.
- In The Chicago Code, lapsed Catholic cop Jarek Wysaki is encouraged by a nun to pray about his worries. He responds by praying that God will give him a steady aim to kill his brother's murderer.
- The song "Prayer to God" by Shellac, about a man praying fervently for his ex-girlfriend and her lover to die.
- "I Pray for You" by Jaron and the Long Road to Love. The whole song is basically this.
- "Catherine" by PJ Harvey from Is This Desire? is about a woman fervently praying for the titular Catherine's death and damnation.
- Magic: The Gathering: As the leader of the theocratical white Phyrexian faction, Elesh Norn delivers friendly sermons like "May our blessings sever the tongues of the forsaken."
- Although, considering their civilisation bases itself on Body Horror as the concept of perfection, it is just as likely that this is a well intentioned prayer.
- Warhammer 40,000: Pretty much every prayer is this, given the setting. Prayers to Khorne usually consist of finding more blood-filled things to kill, prayers to the Emperor of killing the enemy dead.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,That thou shouldst spare none,That thou shouldst pardon noneWe beseech thee, destroy them.—From the Fede Imperialis, also known as the Battle Prayer of the Adepta Sororitas.
- Appropriately, as the Chaos god Malal is also called Malice, one can literally make a prayer of Malice.
- The 2013 Scream Fortress update for Team Fortress 2 has this exchange from the recently deceased, quarrelsome Mann brothers.
Blutarch: Dear Lord, this is Blutarch Mann speaking!Redmond: And Redmond!Blutarch: Shut up Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to Hell, Amen.Redmond: Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it!Blutarch: NO!Redmond: *Cackling* I win at praying brother!
- One Bug comic was supposedly a message from God, asking people to stop doing this.
- Purple Pussy, see page illustration. This comic is pretty weird, and the characters often come close to Villain Protagonist.
- In the Lit Brick adaptation of Of Plymouth Plantation, several of the pilgrims pray for God to smite one of the sailors, for laughing at them. She-Jesus does so, and has a laugh when they realize the sailor was their navigator.
- Early in Penny Arcade, Tycho does this when Gabe quotes "Ask and ye shall receive".
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Dear God... please punch Bobby in the face.
- In one of The Simpsons episodes where Sideshow Bob's after Bart, Bart prays to God to kill him.
Bart: ...and please, God, kill Sideshow Bob!
Marge: Bart, no! You can't ask God to kill someone!
Homer: Yeah! You do your own dirty work!
- In The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Frollo's song "Hellfire" includes a prayer to the Virgin Mary for Esmeralda to burn in hell or else become his.
Protect me, Maria! Don't let this siren cast her spell!
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
Destroy Esmerelda, and let her taste the fires of Hell —
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!
- A Beavis and Butt-Head Christmas episode opens with the supporting cast all praying to God to make Beavis and Butt-Head go away. Probably the least subtle is Principle McVicker's. "God, I've never asked you for much...but please...KILL THEM! Kill Beavis and Butt-Head!"
- In one short on Animaniacs, Flaxseed, the Jerkass owner of a candy store, very aggressively refuses to donate any candy to an orphanage run by nuns. After getting the runaround by the Warner siblings, he grabs hold of Wakko and Dot just in time for the head nun (who is NOT happy seeing him manhandle children) to show up with reinforcements. The nuns are about to beat the crap out of Flaxseed when he reminds them nuns, as religious figures, aren't supposed to be violent. They therefore stop and pray, at which point a bus containing the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team turns up, and they beat the crap out of him.
Head Nun: Our prayers have been answered!
- Happens in the first episode of The Cleveland Show when devout Christian Tim the Bear gets frustrated that Cleveland is outperforming him at their job, to the point that he wishes that "something bad happens to Cleveland" in a moment of anger, and is immensly guilt-ridden when it seemingly comes true. Cleveland gets caught DUI and crashing a company truck (actually taking the fall for Terry to keep him from going to jail), and a guilt-ridden Tim confesses to him. Clevelands response?
Cleveland: Tim, you are dumb. Out of pity, I'll accept your apology.