Quotes / Prayer of Malice

"The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance;
he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked.
Mankind will say, “Surely there is a reward for the righteous;
surely there is a God who judges on earth."

— Psalm 58:10-11, ESV

"When he is tried, let him come forth guilty;
let his prayer be counted as sin!
May his days be few;
may another take his office!
May his children be fatherless
and his wife a widow!
May his children wander about and beg,
seeking food far from the ruins they inhabit!
May the creditor seize all that he has;
may strangers plunder the fruits of his toil!
Let there be none to extend kindness to him,
nor any to pity his fatherless children!
May his posterity be cut off;
may his name be blotted out in the second generation!"

— Psalm 109:7-13, ESV

"It's Brock, Sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you today...humbled...and humiliated...to ask you for one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker."

— Eddie Brock, Spider-Man 3

Dear God, I'd like to pray to you for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill.
From Moneyball.
I hate Jay. So... so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person you ever created.
I don't want to judge you, but... what's up, what were you thinking that day?
I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy.
But it's like Jay is the last connection to his shitty weird Canadian life.
Just do me one favor, God.
Just kill Jay.
Could be SO tight.
*The candlelight flickers and ominous whispers answer.*

— Jonah Hill, This Is the End

"Dear Jesus, please smite my enemies."

— SpongeBob SquarePants, from a sketch◊ by show writer & storyboard artist C.H. Greenblatt

Name not religion, for thou lovest the flesh
And ne'er throughout the year to church thou go'st
Except it be to pray against thy foes

—Duke of Gloucester, Henry VI Part 1, Act I, Scene 1.

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