Argh, I'm so jealous! Why is my index still not demonstrating itself!?
- A-Cup Angst: I would kill for your big breasts!
- Appearance Angst: Why can't I be attractive just like them?
- Beta Test Baddie: My inferiority complex is my motivation!
- Cargo Envy: Why am I not a pen in your mouth?
- Clingy Jealous Girl: My boyfriend belongs only to me!
- Crazy Jealous Guy: My girlfriend belongs only to me!
- Driven by Envy: I envy you! I'm gonna make your life a living hell!
- Fairest of Them All: You're beautiful and I'm not, so I hate you!
- Green-Eyed Epiphany: I'm not interested in him/her. *sees them with another character* I can't believe he/she's with somebody else instead of me!
- Green-Eyed Monster: Beware, my lord, of jealousy!
- Height Angst: Why are you so tall/short and I am not?
- I Just Want to Be You: I want to have your life!
- If I Can't Have You...: Then I have to kill you!
- Infant Sibling Jealousy: What's so special about my new brother/sister?
- Jealous Parent: You pay too much attention to your mother/father!
- Jealous Pet: I don't like you around my owner!
- M.D. Envy: So what if I'm not medical? I'm still a doctor!
- Mistaken for Cheating: Sorry, I thought you were cheating.
- Murder the Hypotenuse: Don't compete for my crush's heart, bitch!
- Mutual Envy: We both envy each other!
- New Friend Envy: This new friend must go!
- Operation: Jealousy: Trying to invoke Green-Eyed Epiphany.
- The Resenter: You're so successful... I hate you!
- Tall Poppy Syndrome: Stigmas that are directed against the successful and intellectuals.
- Too Qualified to Apply: That person is too good for me! No fair! I must disqualify him/her immediately!
- Self-Proclaimed Love Interest: He/she is my lover! I don't want anyone else to be with them! So what if he/she never said we were a couple?! It was...uh...implied! Yeah!
- Spurned into Suicide: I just got rejected by my love, so I'm gonna kill myself!
- Yandere: No one will dare get close to you!
- You Never Did That for Me: Why does he/she get the good things?! I never got that!.
- You're Just Jealous: Ah c'mon, you're just jealous!
No fair! Why do all the other articles get more creative stingers?!
