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I'm just a high school graduate at the age of 24 who decided not to go off to college because I think it's a waste of money. My Troper name comes from enjoying the funny antics of Al Bundy from Married...With Children.


I helped give The Simpsons Funny Page a much needed MAJOR overhaul. All of the funny moments were unorganized, and I wanted them to be organized so other people can look and see which episode the funny moments were from. Of course, there are now subpages for this subject but I had nothing to do with that.

I'm also a fan of the Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV. They have a league-leading 13 NFL titles. Don't try to tell me the stupid Dallas Cowboys are America's Team in the NFL. In my mind, the Packers deserve that nickname beause of their unique ownership status of company stockholders living in ALL 50 States and Washington D.C. in the U.S.A. Also, it make no sense to me that the Dallas Cowboys are in the NFC East division when they clearly belong in the NFC South. It's a terrible shame that every season the New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, and Washington football team have to travel halfway across the U.S. to play a "divisional" matchup.


Here is what my ideal geographical realignment for the NFL would look like if I were to change it at my own will, but sadly that's not the case. I'd easily force the Cowboys and Panthers to switch divisions in the NFC, while in the AFC I would move the Ravens and Steelers to the East (both being opposite from the Washington football team and Eagles respectively), the Dolphins to the South, and both the Bills and Colts to the North. This would be the result:


  • East: Eagles, Giants, Panthers, & Washington
  • North: Bears, Lions, Packers, & Vikings - BEST Division in the NFL hands-down; my reasons for this are listed below this section.
  • South: Buccaneers, Cowboys, Falcons, & Saints
  • West: 49ers, Cardinals, Rams, & Seahawks


  • East: , Jets, Patriots, Ravens, & Steelers
  • North: Bengals, Bills, Browns, & Colts
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  • South: Dolphins, Jaguars, Texans, & Titans
  • West: Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs, & Raiders

So what if the old rivalries would diminish? Dallas might get to face 1 of the 3 other NFC East franchises (not counting the Panthers, since they're not in the East right now) each season based on the previous year's standings, and a guaranteed match-up with all 4 of them every 3 years under the current scheduling formula. The divisons in all sports organizations should be based on geographical locations. Why can't it be that way? To sum up this topic, I'll quote what the Headscratchers pages used to be called on this TV Tropes website: it "Just Bugs Me".

Here are my reasons for why the NFC NORTH division in the NFL will be the best every year:

  • 1. It is the most geographically accurate out of all 8 divisions. The teams do not have to go far for divisional away/road games.
  • 2. In most cases, all 4 teams usually wear their colored jerseys at home, which follows American football's best tradition. It sure beats the Dallas Cowboys' dumb@$$ tradition which was flawed from the beginning.
  • 3. In 2014, all 4 teams avoided wearing the same colored jerseys and pants during each game. It is normally called "monochrome", which looks 100% dumb and should be OUTLAWED. Unfortunately, a rule like this would probably be considered unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.
  • 4. All 4 teams have uniforms which are mirror images for both color and white (in a sense), unlike the Dallas Cowboys.
  • 5. 3 out of 4 teams do NOT have official cheerleaders (the one that does is the Minnesota Vikings). They serve no real purpose and are unnecessary. A bonus is that cheerleaders don't even exist in Major League Baseball, and they never should be allowed.
  • 6. All 4 teams have a combined 27 NFL Championships which is the most in the league.
  • 7. The Green Bay Packers have the #1 best-looking uniforms in the league, which includes:
    • A. An iconic yellow football helmet with 3 stripes of green-white-green. The signature "G" logo was added in 1960 to both sides, not on ''one'' side like the dumb@$$ Pittsburgh Steelers football helmet.
    • B. A green facemask for the helmet first seen in 1980.note 
    • C. Striped collars for both the green and white jerseys. They were added to the white jerseys in 1959, removed from 1981-1983, and brought back in 1984. That same year, they were added to the green jerseys; the striped collars have remained a part of the team's identity since 1984, with only a few modifications over the years.note 
    • D. Sleeve stripes which match the striped collars on both green and white jerseys. They were added in 1950 and had modifications made over time.
    • E. Yellow uniform pants (the same color as the helmet) worn with both green and white jerseys with matching sets of stripes on each leg identical to the helmet stripes.
    • F. Green socks worn for both green and white jerseys.
    These are my reasons; if you don't like them, TOUGH!

My opinion for what all 32 NFL franchise’s best looking white-jersey uniform has ever been is listed here; teams are in alphabetical order by city/region/state name. All information on what the uniforms looked like courtesy of The Gridiron Uniform Database.

  • Arizona Cardinals – Solid white helmet, gray facemask, white collar, striped cardinal red pants, & striped white socks. (1990 – 2002)
  • Atlanta Falcons – Striped red helmet, black facemask, striped collar, striped silver pants, & solid red socks. (1984 – 1989)
  • Baltimore Ravens – Tapering striped black helmet, black facemask, black collar, “RAVENS” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped black pants, & striped white socks. (1996 – 1997)
  • Buffalo Bills – Striped scarlet red helmet, royal blue facemask, striped collar, striped royal blue pants, & solid scarlet red socks. (1984 – 1986)note 
  • Carolina Panthers – Tapering striped silver helmet, black facemask, black collar, silver pants with panther blue isosceles triangle and black outline (facing downward), & solid panther blue socks. (1998)
  • Chicago Bears – Solid navy helmet, navy facemask, white collar, striped navy pants, & striped white socks. (1984 – 2000; 2003 – present)note 
  • Cincinnati Bengals – Black tiger-striped orange helmet, black facemask, black collar, “B” logo below collar and above number(s), tiger-striped black pants, & solid orange socks. (2004 – 2005)
  • Cleveland Browns – Striped orange helmet, white facemask, white collar, “BROWNS” wordmark below collar and above numbersnote , striped orange pants, & striped white socks. (1975 – 1983; 2003 -2004)note 
  • Dallas Cowboys – Striped silver helmet, gray facemask, white collar, striped silver pants, & striped royal blue socks. (1965 – 1973)note 
  • Denver Broncos – Striped royal blue helmet, white facemask, white collar, striped orange pants, & solid royal blue socks. (1978 – 1979)
  • Detroit Lions – Striped silver helmet, black facemask, striped collar, “LIONS” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped silver pants, & solid Honolulu blue socks. (2009 – 2011)note 
  • Green Bay Packers – Striped gold (yellow) helmet, dark green facemask, striped collar, striped gold (yellow) pants, & solid dark green socks. (1984 – present)note 
  • Houston Texans – Deep steel blue helmet and facemask, deep steel blue collar, striped deep steel blue pants, & solid battle red socks. (2002 – 2008)
  • Indianapolis Colts – Single stripe white helmet, royal blue facemask, white collar, striped royal blue pants, & striped white socks. (1995)note 
  • Jacksonville Jaguars – Solid black helmet and facemask, black collar, striped black pants, & solid black socks. (2002 – 2003)
  • Kansas City Chiefs – Solid red helmet, white facemask, white collar, striped red pants, & striped white socks. (1974 – 1988; 2000 – present)note 
  • Miami Dolphins – Striped white helmet, aqua facemask, aqua collar, “Dolphins” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped aqua pants, & striped white socks. (1997 – 2004; 2008 – 2011)note 
  • Minnesota Vikings – Solid purple helmet and facemask, (mostly) purple collar, “Vikings” wordmark below collar and above number(s), purple pants with white side panel outlined in yellow, & solid purple socks. (2006 – 2007; 2010)note 
  • New England Patriots – 2 different versions.
    • A. – Striped white helmet, red facemask, white collar, striped red pants, & striped white socks. (1991 – 1992)
    • B. – Solid new century silver helmet, red facemask, striped collar, “Patriots” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped nautical blue pants, & striped white socks. (2000 – present)
  • New Orleans Saints – Striped old gold helmet, black facemask, black collar, old gold pants with black side panel, & single stripe black socks. (1986 – 1995)
  • New York Giants – Striped blue helmet, white facemask, white collar, blue pants with white side panel outlined in red, & striped red socks. (1976)
  • New York Jets – Solid Kelly green helmet, black facemask, striped collar, Kelly green pants with white side panel outlined in black, & striped white socks. (1990 – 1996)
  • Oakland Raiders – Single stripe silver helmet, gray facemask, white collar, silver pants with a single black stripe, & solid black socks. (1963 – present)note 
  • Philadelphia Eagles – Solid midnight green helmet, black facemask, black collar, “EAGLES” wordmark below collar and above number(s), midnight green pants with a single black stripe, & solid black socks. (1999 – 2002)note 
  • Pittsburgh Steelers – Single stripe black helmet and facemask, white collar, yellow pants with black side panel, and solid black socks. (1977 – 1996)note 
  • St. Louis Rams – 2 different versions: 1 from the Los Angeles years and 1 from the St. Louis years.
    • A. – Solid royal blue helmet with gold (yellow) ram horns, royal blue facemask, royal blue collar, striped gold (yellow) pants, & striped royal blue socks. (1981 – 1994)note 
    • B. – Solid millennium blue helmet with new century gold ram horns, millennium blue facemask, millennium blue collar, “Rams” wordmark below collar and above number(s), solid new century gold pants, & solid millennium blue socks. (2000 – 2008; 2010 – 2011)note 
  • San Diego Chargers – Solid navy blue helmet, gold (yellow) facemask, white collar, solid gold (yellow) pants with lightning bolt side panel, & striped white socks. (1979 – 1984)note 
  • San Francisco 49ers – Striped metallic gold helmet, cardinal red facemask, white collar, striped metallic gold pants, & solid cardinal red socks. (1998 – 2008)note 
  • Seattle Seahawks – 2 different versions.
    • A. – Solid silver helmet, blue facemask, striped collar, striped silver pants, & solid blue socks. (1983 – 2001)
    • B. – Solid Seahawks blue helmet, dark navy facemask, striped collar, “SEAHAWKS” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped Seahawks blue pants, & solid dark navy socks. (2002 – 2003; 2009)
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers – 2 different versions.
    • A. – Striped white helmet, Florida orange facemask, Florida orange collar, striped Florida orange pants, & solid Florida orange socks. (1992 – 1996)
    • B. – Solid pewter helmet, black facemask, black collar, “BUCCANEERS” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped pewter pants, & solid black socks. (1997 – 2011)note 
  • Tennessee Titans – 2 different versions: 1 as the Houston Oilers and 1 as the Tennessee Titans.
    • A. – Striped white helmet, scarlet red facemask, white collar, striped Columbia blue pants, & striped white socks. (1981 – 1985; 1987 – 1994)note 
    • B. – Tapering striped white helmet, navy facemask, Titans blue collar, “TITANS” wordmark below collar and above number(s), striped Titans blue pants, & solid navy socks. (2006 – 2011)note 
  • Washington (football team) – Striped burgundy helmet, gold (yellow) facemask, burgundy collar, ethnic slur wordmark below collar and above number(s)note , striped burgundy pants, & striped white socks. (1979 – 2011)note 

Some of you reading this would be surprised to know that everyday in my life, I still miss the sight of the original World Trade Center in Lower Manhattan of New York City, New York. I never was able to see the place in person, but I was fully aware of its existence and had dreams of seeing that modern marvel of architecture, thinking all 7 buildings would stand the test of time and be intact until the Apocalypse. I only hope someday "The Sphere" sculpture which used to sit in the old Austin J. Tobin Plaza and survived the horrible destruction can return to the rebuilt 16-acre site and be placed right between One World Trade Center and the proposed Performing Arts Center. That seems like a reasonable location to me. Of course, I'm a little displeased with the slow progress being done to revitalize the area. Currently, WTC buildings 1, 4, and 7 are rebuilt. Building 3 is under construction right now. They still need to construct buildings 2, 5, the "Performing Arts Center" (which I hope will be called 6), Liberty Park, and the Transportation Hub before I even want to go visit New York City again.

I need to work at a job for a living so I can't always be on this website everyday. Also, most of the edits I make are usually just on pages I've visited so there isn't consistancy between any of them.

I am also painfully aware that my screen-name should be changed, but I just haven't figured out what name could replace the one I have right now.

Tropes that describe me include:

  • Apologises a Lot: Yes I do, especially to my parents.
  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Usually happens at least once a day.
  • Berserk Button: At least 4.
    • Just the fact that the Dallas Cowboys can't "man-up" and wear the normal navy blue jerseys at home all the time. The team finally did just that for 1 game on Thanksgiving of 2013 after a nearly 50-year drought and defeated the Oakland Raiders, 31-24. Those uniforms are jinxed, I say NOT! They did it again in 2014, but just because they lost doesn't mean they should stop.
    • Hearing people misuse the word "like" in everyday conversations, especially girls. In the U.S.A., it has gotten to the point where it can be considered a version of the Most Annoying Sound somebody could ever hear.
    • People in this world I don't like being rewarded for doing things I think are stupid. There's a lot of that.
    • Vehicle parking lots and street parking spaces (on streets wide enough) without painted lines in a grid acting as a guide. IT IS RIDICULOUS AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
  • Born Lucky: I say this is true for one thing only: being born and living in the United States of America and getting to experience what life was like in the 1990s before some things such as U.S.A. mainstream music and content in TV shows took a turn for the worse.
  • Born Unlucky: Yes, I believe this to be true because I do some tough physically demanding work 6 days a weeknote  for a business which is the only one of its kind in the entire county. COUNTY, not country.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: I think about many things all the time.
  • Fanboy: For the Green Bay Packers, the "REAL" America's Team. It's disappointing when they can't be NFL Champions at the end of a season. I'd like to think there's an alternate universe out there where the team is excellent enough to win the Super Bowl every year and does just that.
  • Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold: Nobody seems to really "get" me.
  • Must Have Caffeine: I think it's better than alcohol anyway.
  • Nostalgia Filter: This will apply to me for the rest of my life in regards to the 1990s because I grew up in that decade. A lot of things were just better back then, including some songs in mainstream music, live-action TV, and western animation.
  • Not a Morning Person: I loathe getting up early in the morning and going to work, especially since I don't get a lot of time away from there.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: I love to do this a lot. It's addictive to me.
  • The Teetotaler: I flat out refuse to drink alcohol of any kind on a regular basis because research studies have shown that the effects of alcohol leads to unintelligent decisions, possible cirrhosis of the human liver, and even hepatitis. The fact that I've seen people act like complete idiots on the Bar Rescue TV show only proves my point even more.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness - In a different version of this trope, it applies to the gloves I wear at work because eventually they wear out and/or get torn apart and therefore need to be replaced.

Things in the media and/or pop culture that I will "ALWAYS" like. Most, if not all, are HIGHLY recommended: (Note: Absolute favorites of mine are in BOLD)

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    Actors (Some are also Stand-Up Comedians) 

    Chefs - (TV) 
  • Alton Brown - "Stuffing is evil."note  - (I saw his Edible Inevitable Tour in 2014; it was fantastic.)
  • Bobby Flay - "It's important to have balance in your life between work and play."
  • Gordon Ramsay - "If you want to become a great chef, you have to work with great chefs. And that's exactly what I did."
  • Geoffrey Zakarian



    Live Action TV 

Any shows on this list (with multiple different versions broadcast in different countries) are meant to be U.S.A. version except where noted.

  • According to Jim - (My Favorite Character: Andy, Jim's brother-in-law)
  • America's Funniest Home Videos
  • Atlantisnote 
  • Bar Rescue
  • Better Call Saulnote 
  • Ca$h Cab
  • Community - [It's not one of my absolute favorites because Dr./Professor Ian Duncan (John Oliver) was not a main cast member. It's disappointing that he wasn't because he made the show funny. Plus the character of Ben Chang should've never been created. He is NOT funny; he will always be a Jerk@$$. I only laughed at him when he was being a complete dummy. These are the only episodes that are worth watching again:
    • 1. #1: "Pilot" - (09/17/2009)
    • 2. #4: "Social Psychology" - (10/08/2009)
    • 3. #5: "Advanced Criminal Law" - (10/15/2009)
    • 4. #25: "Pascal's Triangle Revisited" - (05/20/2010)
    • 5. #28: "The Psychology of Letting Go" - (10/07/2010)
    • 6. #30: "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples" - (10/21/2010)
    • 7. #36: "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas" - (12/09/2010)
    • 8. #37: "Asian Population Studies" - (01/20/2011)
    • 9. #40: "Early 21st Century Romanticism" - (02/10/2011)
    • 10. #46: "Paradigms of Human Memory" - (04/21/2011)
    • 11. #47: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts" - (04/28/2011)
    • 12. #87: "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics" - (01/09/2014)
    • 13. #89: "Geothermal Escapism" - (01/23/2014)
    • 14. #90: "Analysis of Cork-Based Networking" - (01/30/2014)
    • 15. #91: "Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality" - (02/27/2014)
    • 16. #95: "G.I. Jeff" - (04/03/2014)
    • 17. #96: "Basic Story" - (04/10/2014)note 
    • 18. #97: "Basic Sandwich" - (04/17/2014)
    So, only 18 out of 97 episodes are canon to me. Any episode not listed here I consider to be garbage/non-canonical to the "Community" storyline and a complete waste of time which I'll never get back. Also, ALL OF BOTH SEASONS 3 AND 4 ARE DEAD TO ME! John Oliver didn't appear at all. I only mourn the loss of not seeing his character anymore, not the cancellation of the show. Got it?]
  • Conan (11/8/2010 - present)
  • Cutthroat Kitchen - (I keep track of the overall record for men's and women's victories. After 100 episodes, men have a 71-29 advantage.)
  • Dads - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after one season.)
  • Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after one season.)
  • Doctor Whonote - (My Favorite Character: The Tenth Doctor)
  • ER
  • Everybody Loves Raymond
  • Family Feud - (Primarily John O'Hurley's tenure from 2006-2010. It's been dead to me since he resigned as host.)
  • Good Eats
  • Ground Floor - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after two seasons.)
  • Hell's Kitchen
  • Home Improvement
  • Hungry Investor$
  • Jeopardy!
  • Kitchen Nightmares
  • King of the Nerds
  • Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (4/27/2014 - present)
  • Law & Order - (My Favorite Character: Detective Leonard W. "Lennie" Briscoe)
  • Law & Order: Criminal Intent - (My Favorite Character: Detective Robert "Bobby" Goren)
  • Malcolm in the Middle - (My Favorite Character: Hal)
  • Married...With Children
  • Masterchef
  • Men at Work - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after three seasons.)
  • Mike & Molly
  • My Name Is Earl
  • Person of Interest - (My Favorite Character: Harold Finch, followed by John Reese)
  • ¡Rob! - (I was disappointed to see this show be cancelled after one season.)
  • Rules of Engagement - (My Favorite Character: Timmy, followed by Russell)
  • Sanford and Son
  • Sean Saves the World - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after one season.)
  • Seinfeld
  • $#*! (Bleep) My Dad Says - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after one season.)
  • Spin City - (My Favorite Character: Paul Lassiter)
  • Still Standing
  • Sullivan & Son - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after three seasons.)
  • Surviving Jack - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled after one season.)
  • The Amazing Race - (My Favorite Team: Brothers Jet & Cord McCoy ~ "The Cowboys" [U.S.A. Seasons 16, 18, & 24; Sadly, they're the best team to have never won the race. Plus, they were a lot more fun to watch than the NFL franchise of the same name. Hopefully, life goes well for them outside the show.])
  • The Apprentice
  • The Big Bang Theory - (My Favorite Character: Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.)
  • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart note  & its spinoff The Colbert Report
  • The Drew Carey Show - (I've only seen episodes 1-7 and I like it already. Only 226 more episodes to go.)
  • The Jack And Triumph Show
  • The Millers - (I was disappointed to see this show cancelled partway into its second season.)
  • The King of Queens - (My Favorite Character: Danny Heffernan)
  • The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (1/3/2005 – 12/19/2014)
  • The Price Is Right
  • The Red Green Show - (My Favorite Character: Winston Rothschild, III)
  • The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (06/01/2009 - 01/22/2010)note 
  • The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (05/25/1992 - 05/29/2009; 03/01/2010 - 02/06/2014)note 
  • Two and a Half Men
  • Undateable
  • Wheel of Fortune
  • Whose Line Is It Anyway?note 
  • Yes, Dear


Interstingly enough, I like to categorize music (in general) into 12 different categories. They are as follows:

#1. Awesome music created before the construction of the original World Trade Center (prior to 08/05/1966).

#2. Decent music created before the construction of the original World Trade Center (prior to 08/05/1966).

#3. Horrible music created before the construction of the original World Trade Center (prior to 08/05/1966).

#4. Awesome music created during the construction of the original World Trade Center (08/05/1966 - 04/03/1973).

#5. Decent music created during the construction of the original World Trade Center (08/05/1966 - 04/03/1973).

#6. Horrible music created during the construction of the original World Trade Center (08/05/1966 - 04/03/1973).

#7. Awesome music created when the original World Trade Center existed (04/04/1973 - 09/11/2001).

#8. Decent music created when the original World Trade Center existed (04/04/1973 - 09/11/2001).

#9. Horrible music created when the original World Trade Center existed (04/04/1973 - 09/11/2001).

#10. Awesome music created after the destruction of the old plus before and during the construction of the new World Trade Center (09/12/2001 - present).

#11. Decent music created after the destruction of the old plus before and during the construction of the new World Trade Center (09/12/2001 - present).

#12. Horrible music created after the destruction of the old plus before and during the construction of the new World Trade Center (09/12/2001 - present).

Most of the stuff in this music list will likely fall under numbers 1, 4, and 7 and a LOT of mainstream garbage not listed will fall under numbers 3, 6, 9, and especially 12 because after 09/11/2001, mainstream music in general has taken a GIANT nosedive into a hole it will probably NEVER dig out of (metaphorically). Yes, I have specifically listed the names of individual songs for each music artist or group. Lyrics alone (if any) are not the primary reason for me liking any songs listed here.note 

    Sports Athletes/Coaches 
  • Donald Driver: NFL WR; #80
    Green Bay Packers (1999-2012)
  • Brett Favre: NFL QB; "The Gunslinger/IronMan"; #4
    Atlanta Falcons (1991)
    Green Bay Packers (1992-2007)
    New York Jets (2008)
    Minnesota Vikings (2009-2010)
  • Matt Flynn: NFL QB; #'s 10 & 15
    Green Bay Packers (2008-2011;2013-2014)
    Seattle Seahawks (2012)
    Oakland Raiders (2013)
    Buffalo Bills (2013)
  • Devin Hester: NFL KR; #'s 23 & 17
    Chicago Bears (2006-2013)
    Atlanta Falcons (2014-present)
  • Greg Jennings: NFL WR; #s 85 & 15
    Green Bay Packers (2007-2012)
    Minnesota Vikings (2013-2014)
    Miami Dolphins (2015-present)
  • Michael Jordan: NBA Shooting Guard; #s 23, 12, & 45
    Chicago Bulls (1984-1993;1995-1998)
    Washington Wizards (2001-2003)
  • Vince Lombardi: NFL HC - (R.I.P)
    Green Bay Packers (1959-1967)
  • Peyton Manning: NFL QB; #18
    Indianapolis Colts (1998-2011)
    Denver Broncos (2012-present)
  • Clay Matthews III: NFL LB; #52
    Green Bay Packers (2009-present)
  • Mike McCarthy: NFL HC
    Green Bay Packers (2006-present)
  • Aaron Rodgers: NFL QB; #12
    Green Bay Packers (2005-present)
  • Bart Starr: NFL; #15
    Green Bay Packers; QB (1956-1971) | HC (1975-1983)
  • Reggie White: NFL DE; "The Minister of Defense"; #92 - (R.I.P)
    Philadelphia Eagles (1985-1992)
    Green Bay Packers (1993-1998)
    Carolina Panthers (2000)
  • Charles Woodson: NFL CB/SS; #s 24 & 21
    Oakland Raiders (1998-2005;2013-present)
    Green Bay Packers (2006-2012)

    Video Games 

    Western Animation 
  • Family Guy - (primarily seasons 1-5; it's gone downhill from there)
  • King of the Hill - (My Favorite Character: Dale Gribble. Bill Dauterive would be second.)
  • The Simpsons - (My Favorite Character: Homer J. Simpson)

    Western Animation Films 

Things in the media and/or pop culture that I primarily like when I was age 1-19 (and will watch again from time to time on TV or the internet) include:

    Live Action TV 

    Western Animation 

Things in the media and/or pop culture that I will "NEVER" like (No R.I.P's and Crosswicking in this section). They include:

    Live Action TV 

The cancellation or ending for any of these U.S.A. shows is a victory for me.

  • (Anything and everything to do with the dumb-@$$ Kardashian family [except Robert G. who passed away in 2003] and stupid Bruce Caitlyn Jenner.)
  • 30 Rock
  • American Idol - (I like to think of it as "American Idiot", and no I'm not referring to the song by Green Day.)
  • America's Got Talent (AGT)
  • Arrested Development
  • Betty White's Off Their Rockers
  • Cougartown
  • Dancing with the Stars
  • Family Feud - (Steve Harvey's version from 2010-present. Boy, his way of hosting is very far below the standards set by John O'Hurley.)
  • Fashion Star
  • Glee
  • Go On
  • Hot in Cleveland
  • Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
  • Jersey Shore
  • The Marriage Ref
  • The Middle
  • The Mindy Project
  • Modern Family
  • New Girl
  • The New Normal
  • The Office
  • Outsourced
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Perfect Couples
  • Raising Hope
  • Sit Down, Shut Up
  • Snooki & JWoww - Just as stupid and pointless as its predecessor.
  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • The Talk (Daytime TV show)
  • The View
  • The Voice
  • Unsupervised
  • The X-Factor


Once again, basically a LOT of so called "popular" which has been made since 09/11/2001 is just BAD. The content is NOT music Hall-of-Fame worthy.

  • AC/DC - While I can mildly tolerate the group's music with Bon Scott (who's no longer around), their music with Brian Johnson is just flat-out annoyingly loud and obnoxious.note 
  • Adam Lambert - (I don't want ANYTHING from you.)
  • Aerosmith - Especially their cover version of "Come Together" by The Beatles. IT STINKS!
  • Ariana Grande
  • The Black Eyed Peas
  • Black Sabbath
  • Britney Spears
  • Bruno Mars - His music is just like a vacuum. IT SUCKS! (rimshot)
  • Calvin Harris
  • Carrie Underwood
  • Carly Rae Jepsen - That one-hit wonder STUPID song of hers is COMPLETELY ANNOYING!
  • Christina Aguilera
  • Def Leppard
  • Destiny's Child
  • Eminem - I think everybody who has ever heard of you knows what your damn name is.
  • Fergie Duhamel
  • Gnarls Barkley
    • Cee Lo Green - Barry White sounds 1,000 times BETTER that this jerk.
  • Guns N' Roses - Especially their cover version of "Live and Let Die" by Sir Paul McCartney and Wings. IT STINKS!
  • Iggy Azalea
  • Justin Bieber - Yet another douchebag who CLEARLY doesn't deserve any fame.
  • Kanye West
  • Katy Perry
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • Ke$ha - Seriously? A dollar ($) sign in your name? ALSO STUPID!
  • Kid Rock
  • Lady Gaga
  • Madonna
  • MAGIC!
  • Mariah Carey
  • Meghan Trainor - Equally as terrible as anyone else in this category.
  • Metallica
  • M.I.A.
  • Nicki Minaj
  • Pharrell Williams
  • P!nk - Seriously? An exclamation (!) mark in your name? ALSO STUPID!
  • Rihanna
  • Robin Thicke
  • The Rolling Stones - How can these guys still be around? They're older than dirt.
  • Shakira
  • Van Halen
  • Vanilla Ice

Famous people in the media and/or pop culture I do not like at all include:

  • Aziz Ansari - Kunal Nayyar is better and funnier.
  • Alec Baldwin - He retired from public life in 2014. Fine with me.
  • Jesse Eisenberg
  • Joey Fatonenote  - He has had such a sucky voice-over recording for Family Feud since 2010. Burton Richardson was much better.
  • Jesse Tyler Ferguson
  • Ken Jeong - This guy's trying to be a great actor because of his idiotic parts in all 3 stupid Hangover movies? PUL-LEAZE!! Last time I checked, John Oliver has his own comedy show and this guy doesn't. (Nelson Muntz laugh) HA-HA!
  • Nick Offerman
  • Rob Riggle - This guy tries TOO HARD at being funny, therefore making him the exact opposite to me. Not to mention he replaced Frank Caliendo on FOX NFL Sunday in 2012.
  • Rico Rodriguez

Sports Athletes/Coaches

  • Tom "Darth" Brady - He is a Jerk@$$ for winning the Super Bowl 4 times, with some of the wins along the way due to sheer dumb luck. Plus, he almost had a perfect season, but I'm glad that didn't happen. Also, my favorite season of his career will always be 2008.
  • Bill "Emperor" Belichicknote  - New England Patriots Head Coach (2000-present)
  • Colin Kaepernicknote 
  • Alex Rodriguez - He's a Jerk@$$ because he plays for the stupid New York Yankees.
  • Ben Roethlisbergernote  - Nice to see him and the rest of the uncool Pittsburgh Steelers franchise lose to the "REAL" America's Team in Super Bowl XLV.
  • Hines Ward - I'm glad he retired.
  • Gregg Williams - New Orleans Saints Defensive Coordinator (2009-2011)
  • Russell Wilson - Luckiest person to ever play football. He's had a bunch of dumb luck in his NFL career. At least now you know how Brett Favre and Peyton Manning felt after their Super Bowl losses, jerk@$$!

Sports Teams

  • Buffalo Bills (2014-present)
  • Dallas Cowboys (1992-present)
  • New England Patriots (2001-present)
  • New York Giants (2008-present)
  • Pittsburgh Steelers (1990-present)
  • San Francisco 49ers (2012-present)
  • Seattle Seahawks (2012-present)

We all have people and things we don't like, the ones listed here are just on my list because the things they have done during their lives have annoyed and repulsed me. You could go right ahead and label me a jerk for it but I'm NOT worse than Attila the Hun, Benedict Arnold, John Wilkes Booth, Fidel Castro, Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Kim Jong-Un.

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  • Hey, who doesn't like The Beatles, right? They're bigger than Jesus! Also nice to see someone appreciate some of Ringo's forever under-appreciated solo work. —Sean Murray I
  • That is indeed me, though I'm dressed as a different Mad Scientist, Doctor Horrible... though I suppose the costume could work as Doc Brown with a wig or something. Anyway, thanks for visiting, and yes, the Beatles freakin' rock. -FringeBenefits
    • Thanks for the recommendation, I'll Netflix Unstoppable when it comes out on DVD and tell you what I think. -FringeBenefits
  • I'm the only one who thinks that Take Me Out and Back Off Boogaloo sound strangely similar? What do you think abouth that? -nohaynicklibre
  • Nice to see someone else who doesn't totally discount the prequel trilogy. —A Random Serf
  • Haven't played the Sonic Games, but I have to admit I like your choices... Star Wars series, Spaceballs, Doctor Who, all awesome! —TheInferno
  • Just wanted to thank you for the comment on my Troper page; it made my day to scroll down and suddenly find more words there. Also, OMG LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE. Here I thought I was the only person who remembered that show! Wow. — MsieurLapin
    • Well, to be completely honest, I recall watching the show when it was still being shown on Nickelodeon, but I can't remember what age I was. I do know that I enjoyed every aspect of the game show on each episode. Just to show you HOW much memory I can recollect from viewing it, I can still name the 6 teams that were a part of Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Red Jaguars, the Blue Barracudas, the Green Monkeys, the Orange Iguanas, the Purple Parrots, and the Silver Snakes (introduced on every episode in that order). I don't even have to look at a reference like Wikipedia. Thank you for a friendly comment; it helped me feel nostalgic about my early life years. —AlBundyFan365
  • Good day. Just commenting on you because you commented on me. Thank you for that, by the way. You have a very nice page. Take care, friend! — BlakeDiamond
  • Thanks for the comment on my page. It's nice that you commented. Returning the favour! — Pastylover2
  • NekomataTheFailcat: Hello, I just noticed your vandalism on my page, so I'll reply here. About The Beatles, I wouldn't call myself as their "fan", as I haven't listened much of their music (I have lots of it on my laptop, I should just get around to listening it... >_>; ), but I like many of their songs. And for Loads and Loads of Characters, by them being my children I mean that I have created many, many characters and have taken a liking to them, to the point that I think of them as my kids. :'D Also, Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 flippin' rocks!
  • Firstly, thank-you for the comment on my userpage.:) Hmm, the music in Sonic Adventure 2 is, as usual in a Sonic game, very good, though strangely it's not my favourite 3D Sonic game for music (that would actually be a tie between Secret Rings and Shadow, despite the other flaws that they may have). I think my favourite track in SA 2 would have to be the track for Cosmic Wall, with White Jungle in second. And, of course, for character themes, we can't forget E.G.G.M.A.N. -elemcee
  • First of all, thanks for the comment on my page. =D I agree with out about the voice as James from Team Rocket— pure genius. - XSOULFIRE
  • I feel so mean for not even seeing your comment for like a month. I spent last console generation with a PS2 and not a Gamecube so I never made it to Super Mario Sunshine, and now I just never get around to it. Or so many other things. Also, words cannot encompass my recently-developed vehement hatred for Alec Baldwin now that he did Wegmans commercials. I work at Wegmans and they played his commercials on a TV in front of my department for my ENTIRE 8 HOUR SHIFT. ~ Jesska
  • Hey! I like that we like a lot of the same things (Anchorman, Malcolm In The Middle, & many many more), but I don't like that you don't like So You Think You Can Dance. :( But anyways, vandalism! :) ~Bella
  • RESPONDIFICATION! ...Also hi. So yeah, thanks for the grand welcome. SwerveStar
  • And a hello to you too :D Luce
  • Thanks for the comment on the colors. Glad you could find use for them. Bonsai Forest
  • The faeries find your page colourful. - Stolen By Faeries
  • Yeah... I found it weird still. Oh well. X Soulfire
  • Curious... I thought I'd find Ed O'Neil as one of your favorite actors. - Amused Troper Guy
  • 'Fraid I can't return the lullaby gesture, since Sheldon has only one, so here's a beer! *pours flask* Cheers! - whataboutme
  • GO PACK GO! Linhasxoc

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