BRB, feeding the car.

-A typo she made.

Nekomata is a troper from Finland, making some minor edits here and there.

Currently 19 years old (still looking like 10-year-old.), she studies in her village's local upper secondary school, fighting with ~~supervillains~~ ~~superheroes~~ her grades and depression. Wants to be an author and/or a librarian when she grows up. A great fan of The Moomins and Eoin Colfer.

If you want to find her from the Intarwebz, try dA, Last.fm, Youtube Tumblr and Twitter. Can also be found randomly lurking in the Troper IRC Channel by the name "Nekomata" or "Failcat".

You may call her "Nekomata" or "Failcat". Whichever suits you better.

Tropes that she is guilty of

All Love Is Unrequited / Ship Sinking / Love Hurts / Silly Rabbit, Romance Is for Kids!: Let's just say whenever she has a crush on anyone and leave it at that. Not that she's bitter about it or anything.
Alone in a Crowd
Apologizes a Lot: When online.
Attention Deficit Creator Disorder
Asexuality: Asexual, but not aromantic. She wants a significant other, but the idea of actual sex squicks the hell out of her.
- Celibate Hero
Author Appeal: Many of her characters follow this line.
Bad Ass Longcoat: Burgundy (fake) leather trenchcoat.
Berserk Button: Spell her name wrong or forget her name. Although she is too polite to rage outwards.
Beware the Nice Ones: Even Nekomata herself is scared of the day she finally snaps.
Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: Once when she was just getting on the bus after a day in school, a religious person pops out right fuck out of nowhere and starts babbling something about love of God or something. Nekomata got so confused that she actually stopped for a moment, because really, when people talk, they should be listened, right? When Nekomata got in the bus, she sat down, did a Double Take and had a nice ~~cup~~ bucket of Flat "What".
- See also Crowning Moment Of Funny below.
Black Bug Room: She has spent quite a time there, unfortunately...
Black Sheep: Her elder sister is a metalhead. Her younger brother is a metalhead. Nekomata is not a metalhead.
- But doesn't this make her a White Sheep in a sense?
Book Worm
Brilliant, but Lazy: She is often told that she could get good grades if she really tried. But she doesn't seem to think so...
Can't Believe I Said That: "If my laptop was attracted to toasters, there's nothing I can do about it. :( (I can't believe that I just typed that.)"
Captain Obvious
Cargo Ship: Her friends ship her with her laptop.
Cat Girl
Cats Are Mean
Chaotic Good: Altough she likes to think herself as Chaotic Neutral
Character Development in the bad direction. She used to be happy and cheerful Genki Girl, but she has noticed that she is turning into a (depressed) Kuudere. Although it almost makes sense, because her dad is somewhat Kuudere too...
Cloud Cuckoo Lander: To the extent that she has a whole Expanded Universe in her head!
Cluster F-Bomb: Hoooo boy.
Cool Big Sis: As she fails to be one, she at least has one
Corrupt the Cutie
Covert Pervert
Crazy Cat Lady
Crowning Moment Of Awesome: Someone linked her Sniper!Finland picture on Hetalia's WMG page
Crowning Moment Of Funny: She was once a bit late for the Swedish class, but she manages to slip in without the teacher noticing. Following dialogue was spoken:
Teacher: Milja! When did you get in?
Milja: * completely deadpan* I'm a ninja.
Teacher: ... Excuse me?
Milja: I-I mean, I just got here!
Cue class laughing.
- Might count as Big-Lipped Alligator Moment for the teacher, too.
Cute Little Fangs
Cuteness Proximity: Played straaaaaaaaaaaaaight on her.
Dandere
Deadpan Snarker
Does Not Like Boiled Potatoes
Don't Explain the Joke: Here.
Hahah, get it? Finest? FinEst? GET IT???? (Don't explain the joke, bitch)
Don't You Dare Pity Me!: The main reason why she doesn't want to go to the therapist. She doesn't want to talk about her issues, because that would make people feel sorry for her.
Dysfunction Junction: Suprisingly many people close to her have some kind of issues...
Face Palm: She loves doing that when she is on her Only Sane Man mood.
Fish out of Water
Flat "What": The Sarcasm Failure tone and "Why the fuck are you disturbing me when I was perfectly minding my own business" tone.
Forgets to Eat
Four Is Death: She is born on 4th April...
Geek / Nerd
Gender Bender: Sometimes she looks like a boy. And once she even drew herself as one.
Genre Savvy
Grammar ~~Nazi~~ Samurai: Especially when her fellow Finns get the compound nouns wrong.
Gratuitous Foreign Language / Gratuitous English: She tends to stuck random English in her Finnish and random Finnish in her English.
Grey-and-Gray Morality
Growing Up Sucks
Happy Dance
Hates Being Touched
Head Phones Equal Isolation
Heavy Sleeper
Heroic Wannabe
Hikikomori: Outside world frightens her to some extent.
I Just Want to Be Special
Iconic Item: One of her many scarfs or her rings
Idiot Hair: No, really, her hair does that.
- Once when she went swimming with her siblings, her hair got wet, she let it dry on its own and next thing she knew, she had a hilarious loop of hair randomly dangling right before her ear. It looked like a pig's tail. But it stopped being funny when it didn't go away even if Nekomata brushed her hair.
Imagine Spot
Inner Monologue
Instant Waking Skills: Averted. So hard.
I Wish It Were Real - Averted. Sadly.
Jade-Colored Glasses
Jerkass Façade: She might say some mean things sometimes, but she doesn't mean it. Usually. Sometimes.
Jerkass Woobie
Kuudere
Lazy Bum
Lethal Chef
Limited Social Circle: She isn't really interested in meeting new friends.
Loads And Loads Of Characters: And they all are her children.
Loners Are Freaks
Looks Like Cesare: She's on her way.
Madness Mantra / Survival Mantra: "I don't care... I can't do this... I don't want to..." Gee, that winter really sucked, didn't it? If you really want to know: she was diagnosed with depression. It went away for the summer, but has shown sings of coming back.
Mangst: Womanly mangst!!
Meganekko: Although she can kindasorta see without them, but when not wearing them she looks really, really plain.
Middle Child Syndrome: Averted, thank God.
Monochromatic Eyes: She draws herself with these to represent her lazy/melancholic/Cloudcuckoolanderish personality. In Real Life, her eyes are grayish blue with amber dots.
Mood-Swinger: And how!
Most Fanfic Writers Are Female
Ms Imagination
My Name Is Not Durwood: Flavor F with occasional C. But it is not funny to her.
Nice Hat: A purple cowboyhat and a witch hat with purple fake hair. Altough she doesn't wear them too often...
- More recently, a black fedora her brother gave her.
No Sense of Direction
Not a Morning Person - Don't wake her loudly. Don't. She will kill you.
Not Good With People - Type 1
Older Than They Look
Old Shame - What you say? A crappy Cyborg009 fic with a Self-Insert, Mary Sue-ish OC as the main character? Never happened!
- And on that note, an "original" story of 'Kultanuoli'? What? I can't hear you, LALALALALA!!!
Only Known by Their Nickname: Kindasorta averted, since some people do know her name. Although they tend to forget it. Which she is not amused by.
Ordinary High-School Student - But her mind...
Otaku - The men in 2D world are better...
Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
Perpetual Frowner: So much that she Lampshaded it by saying that her face pretty much looks like this emoticon: |:c
Pettanko
- A-Cup Angst
Picky Eater - But when she finds something she likes, she eats it a lot
Proud to Be a Geek
Power Fantasy
Rapid-Fire Typing
Sarcasm Mode - Sarcasm is her second language.
Saying Sound Effects Out Loud - Sometimes even while deadpan.
Scarf Of Ass Kicking
Scary Shiny Glasses
Self-Deprecation
Serial Tweaker
She Cleans Up Nicely - She is often told that she could be pretty if she bothered a bit, buuuuuuuuuut...
Shrinking Violet
Skirt Over Slacks - No Panty Shot for you!
Small Town Boredom
Some Call Me "Tim": Her real name is Milja, but her mother nickamed her "Miitu" while she was just weeks old. Nowadays she doesn't really notice wether people call her by her real name or Miitu.
Sophisticated as Hell
Spell My Name With An S: It's "MilJa", not "MiLLa"!!!! DAMMIT!!!
Squee
Stoic Spectacles
Strange Girl
Sugar-and-Ice Personality
Super Drowning Skills - She shouldn't be allowed to go near water without supervision.
Superpowered Evil Side
Sweet Tooth
The Nondescript: If she one morning wakes up without a face, she wouldn't be too surprised.
The Pesci
The Snark Knight
The Stoic to some extent
The Quiet One - But she tends to be ingnored when she does speak up...
They're Called "Personal Issues" for a Reason: She doesn't like sharing her ~*~feelings~*~.
Tranquil Fury
Tsundere
Verbal Tic: When speaking with people she doesn't know or is uncomfortable with, she tends to start her lines with "Mmm".
Verbal Back Space
Wall Glower
Weaksauce Weakness: Her many allergies. And, as said above, Super Drowning Skills
Wiki Walk: Her brain tends to do this. A lot.
Writers Cannot Do Math
Wrong Genre Savvy
Yaoi Fangirl
Your Mind Makes It Real: She has personified Frustration, her Imagination and even Reality
Yuri Fan Girl

Works she enjoys:

Anime and manga

Comics

Games

Audiosurf
Avernum
Dragon Quest VIII
Kingdom Hearts
Odin Sphere
Okami
Team Fortress 2 (Even though she sucks at FPSs)

Literature

Abarat
Artemis Fowl, or anything by Eoin Colfer
Discworld
Harry Potter
Holes
Howls Moving Castle
How To Train Your Dragon
Percy Jackson
Princess Diaries
Sherlock Holmes
Skulduggery Pleasant
The Spiderwick Chronicles

Live Action TV

Movies

9
Many of the old school Disney movies, especially Beauty And The Beast
- Also, Fantasia
Brokeback Mountain
Cats
Chicago
Howls Moving Castle
Interstella5555
Kung Fu Panda
Mamma Mia
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (The only movie she had cried at. This far.)
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Shanghai Noon
Shrek
Sherlock Holmes
The Crow
The Fifth Element
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
The Lord Of The Rings
The Matrix
Wall E

Music

Abba (Guilty Pleasure and influence from her mother)
Apocalyptica
Cold Play
Daft Punk
Doctor Steel
Franz Ferdinand
Gregorian
Kemopetrol
Kwan
Machinae Supremacy
Massive Attack
Moby
Mute Math
Muse
Nightwish
Oomph!
Owl City
Pendulum
Pink Floyd (Influence from her father)
Processory
Rammstein
Röyksopp
Sara (a Finnish band)
Scooter
Snow Patrol
Songs To Wear Pants To
Sonata Arctica
Sugizo
Susumu Hirasawa
The Beatles
The Crash
The Decemberists
U2

Web comics

Blip
Cuanta Vida
Cucumber Quest
Distillum
Gunnerkrigg Court
Hark A Vagrant
Head Trip
Helvetica
I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space
Johnny Wander
Khaos Komix
Kiwi Blitz
Mahou Shounen Fight
Meaty Yogurt
Niels
Paranatural
Prague Race
Questionable Content
Sakana
Scandinavia And The World
Sfeer Theory
Skin Deep
So... You're a Cartoonist?
Sugar Stars
Teahouse
The Less Than Epic Adventures Of TJ And Amal
The Super-Gay Adventures of Ross Boston
The Young Protectors
This Is The Worst Idea Youve Ever Had
Tripping Over You
Tumbleweed
Were All In This Togheter
Yu Me Dream

Web original

AMV Hell
Dragon Ball Abridged
Fallout Nuka Break
Freemans Mind
- Barney's Mind
- Chell's Mind
- Shepard's Mind
Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This
That Guy With The Glasses
The Abridging Of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Gmod Idiot Box

Works of fiction she has intention to watch/read

Vandalism

Meg The Maggot: Hey, I know you from the Cuanta Vida forums. Hi!
- Nekomata The Failcat: Dah, it took me a while to notice this! (Fail, me) Hii!
AlBundyFan365: Hey, you also like listening to music by The Beatles, maybe even more than or just as much as me. That's great because they're the best band ever, am I right? Plus, for Loads And Loads Of Characters, what do you mean by "And they all are her children"? I have no intention to be rude, it's just that when I read it, I became confused as to what that means. Anyway, if you want to, you can go visit my Troper page. Also, PLEASE try to leave a nice comment about it for me, OK? Life is better with friends, not enemies.
I have magically found this page, random person. Love, anonymous troper who totally doesn't know you-
- Nekomata: Daha, I saw your nickname on the page history, YOU WERE CAUGHT. >:D But hello, fellow Finn!
You seem like an awesome Troper,so This Troper figured he'd say hi
- Did you update your trope page,because I seem to relate more to you o:
Hello to Finland. Make sure to pass by my profile. - Amused Troper Guy
Nekomata? There's someone in my Pokemon Online clan with that name. You wouldn't, by chance, happen to be a member of the Magnet Risers, would you? (If not, hello anyway, friend!) - Blake Diamond

Tropers / Nekomata The Failcat

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Works she enjoys: