Phantom Blood: DIO
Battle Tendency: Joseph Joestar | Kars
Stardust Crusaders: The Joestar Group (Jotaro Kujo | Jean-Pierre Polnareff) | Egypt 9 Glory Gods
Diamond is Unbreakable: Heroes | Yoshikage Kira
Golden Wind: Team Bucciarati (Giorno Giovanna) | The Boss
Stone Ocean: Heroes | Enrico Pucci
Steel Ball Run
JoJolion: The Higashikata Family | The Mastermind
One-Shot Characters | Spinoff Characters
Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
Voiced by: Takuya Sato (TV anime, All-Star Battle (R), Eyes of Heaven) (Japanese), Bryce Papenbrook (English)
The grandson of Will A. Zeppeli. A shameless flirt with more training in Hamon than Joseph. He is recruited to help hone Joseph's skills.
- Adaptation Dye-Job: Whatever color they're supposed to be, his cheekmarks are pink in the anime and turquoise in All-Star Battle.
- Affectionate Nickname: Joseph eventually starts calling him "Caesar-chan" ("Caesarino" in the dub and official manga translation), a term with potentially flirty implications.
- Ambiguously Bi: Caesar's Establishing Character Moment shows him to be quite the lothario around women, but at one point Messina cheekily teases him◊ for his affection towards Joseph, jokingly describing him as having fallen harder in love with Joseph than any of the various women he's been with (comparing him to a Smitten Teenage Girl in the Japanese no less). Caesar for his part does not deny the accusation. That the first thing he does upon reuniting with Joseph◊ is a stock Tsundere reaction, also doesn't help his case. His Character Signature Song also has lyrics of him speaking about his love for someone who is implied to be Joseph.
- Anyone Can Die: Runs in the family; he's killed in a combination of being fatally wounded by Wamuu's Holy Sandstorm, before being completely crushed underneath a section of stone ceiling just as he finishes using the last of his Hamon to help Joseph.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: Caesar's father, Mario, walked out on him and his siblings, leaving him poor, bitter, and itching for a chance to kill his father in Revenge. He ended up killing him indirectly by unknowingly walking into a dangerous situation, which led to his father losing his life to save him. The guilt from this incident fuels his desire to wipe out the Pillar Men.
- Bubble Gun: His signature technique uses soapy water to create swarms of Hamon-infused bubbles which he can control remotely.
- The Casanova: His defining trait, which makes his talent with words and mannerisms contrast with Joseph's Brutal Honesty.
- Contrasting Sequel Main Character: To both Speedwagon and his grandfather William.
- While Speedwagon was only antagonistic to Jonathan for a moment and became friends with him right away for sparing his life, Caesar and Joseph don't get along right away but slowly develop into friends over training. In addition to that, Speedwagon is extremely emotional but also determined, whereas Caesar prefers to act calm but in reality is very reckless and impulsive. There's also the fact that Speedwagon never learned Hamon and lived a happy life, whereas Caesar knew it and met his end in battle.
- In comparison to his grandfather who was welcoming of Jonathan as a student and took a fatherly mentor role with him, Caesar sees Joseph as a failure at first before learning to respect him. When William dies, he chooses to sacrifice himself to save Jonathan and give him his Hamon while Caesar runs off to battle Wamuu in a fit of anger and dies giving his headband to Joseph.
- Cultured Badass: A suave ladykiller and more polite than Joseph.
- Inverted; he's actually more of a Delinquent than Joseph is, he just hides it well.
- Daddy Had a Good Reason for Abandoning You: His father Mario abruptly abandoned the family upon discovering the Pillar Men, who he dedicated the rest of his life to destroying.
- Dark and Troubled Past: After his father abandoned him, he became a hopeless and near-murderous delinquent, using a wrench and his latent Hamon to beat people senseless. As an adolescent, he finally discovered his father beneath the Coliseum with the Pillar Men statues, only to get him killed when he touched the diamond Kars was holding, after which Esidisi extended his tentacles, eating Mario whole through the petrified Kars.
- Death by a Thousand Cuts: His bubbles don't do a lot of damage individually, but he can generate them in large numbers.
- It contributes to his death via Wamuu's Holy Sandstorm cutting him to shreds.
- A Death in the Limelight: His final battle with Wamuu showed that you didn't need to be a Joestar to be a badass in the series.
- Delinquent: Despite his introduction as The Casanova, he's actually even more of a delinquent than Joseph was, especially in his flashback. He hides it extremely well.
- Determinator: Despite being hit by Wamuu's Death by a Thousand Cuts, he still tries to keep fighting, even managing to grab Wamuu's lip ring so Joseph could take it when he dies.
- Facial Markings: Has these marks on his cheeks, but we are never told what they are or how he got them.
- Fire-Forged Friends: He doesn't care for Joseph at all at first, but his opinion of him improves after Joseph shows what he's capable of during his first fight with Wamuu, and they become friends after going through Training from Hell together.
- Forgotten Fallen Friend: They remember him for a little while, but after Joseph's fight with Wamuu he isn't mentioned again, and the Zeppeli bloodline disappears from the story entirely until Part 7. The anime plays with this - when Kakyoin dies in Part 3, Joseph's expression is exactly the same as when Caesar died, implying he's remembering one lost friend as he loses another.
- Honor Before Reason: Decides to hunt the Pillar Men by himself, despite being told it's a trap, in order to avenge his family's loss. It results in his death.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: After trapping Wamuu with his Bubble Lenses, the Pillar Man tries to save himself with his Wind Suit. In order to stop that, Caesar leaps at him to finish him off, but this unfortunately creates a shadow that let Wamuu counterattack with a point-blank Divine Sandstorm. This proves to be his undoing.
- Hot-Blooded: Very much so later on. Ends up being a Fatal Flaw, though, as it gets him killed.
- I Just Want to Be Loved: The Storge. His dream was to have a radiant family. Too bad he died before he got it back.
- Improbable Weapon User: Bubbles!
- It's Personal: Caesar desperately wants to kill the Pillar Men due to their roles in the deaths of his great-grandfather, grandfather, and father.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Post-Character Development. He's still a hothead who doesn't always get along with Jojo, but he cares for his friends and his mentor.
- The Lancer: He's Joseph's for Part 2. Their contrasts are played up quite a bit when they first meet but they're also shown to be not so different. Even after they grow a mellow respect for each other, their differing approaches to problem solving are often played against one another.
- Magic Kiss: He manipulated a woman with a Hamon Kiss, allowing him to control her actions.
- Making a Splash: Caesar's strategy in battle involves shooting Hamon-infused bubbles at his enemies.
- Mercury's Wings: The feathers woven into his hair can come off as this depending on the panel/frame. More apparent in his ASB model, where they're either this or a pair of Tiny Tsundere Twintails.
- Not Too Dead to Save the Day: Caesar's headband, which he leaves as a Tragic Keepsake for Joseph, ends up being vital in Joseph's victory over Wamuu.
- Odd Friendship: His best friend was Mark, a Nazi. So enough said.
- Passing the Torch:As he lay dying in the mansion, he poured all of his Hamon into a bubble of his own blood. He also put his headband and Wamuu's antidote ring inside it. When Joseph grabbed it, Caesar's Hamon merged with his.
- The Power of the Sun: He is a Hamon user.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Generally the blue to Joseph's red, though this becomes inverted after his past is revealed and Joseph Took a Level in Kindness.
- Relative Ridicule: He blames Joseph's grandfather Jonathan for the death of Caesar's grandfather Will.
- Revenge Before Reason: His desire to kill the Pillar Man more or less drives him to the point where he lashes out at Joeseph for not going after them when their base is right before them. It ends up being the death of him.
- The Rival: To Joseph. He's a better Hamon user than Joseph for starters, and even though Wamuu kills him, Wamuu had to exploit a brief opening to do so. Wamuu even admits that if Kars had been the one to fight him, he would have probably lost, since it was Wamuu's unique elemental ability that allowed him to exploit that opening.
- Sacrificial Lion: It's a genetic trait; just ask Grandpa William.
- Senseless Sacrifice:
- Caesar's rampage against Wamuu gets him killed for no good reason. In his final sacrifice, he manages to snatch Wamuu's lip ring with the final antidote to Joseph's poison and deliver it via a Hamon bubble composed of his own blood. Joseph collects the ring but refuses to use it until he legitimately defeats Wamuu, per the terms Wamuu originally set. And he does.
- It eventually ends up being Subverted in a really strange way. Caesar leaves his headband behind as a Tragic Keepsake for Joseph, who wears it during his final battle with Wamuu. It turns out to be the Improvised Weapon that lands the killing blow on Wamuu. Without the headband, Joseph would have been screwed.
- Squashed Flat: How he ultimately dies. Despite being cut to shreds beforehand by Wamuu's Divine Sandstorm, Caesar toughs it out long enough to set up his last Hamon bubble — containing his Hamon energy, his headband, and Wamuu's lip ring with the poison antidote in it — to help Joseph, just before a heavy section of the stone ceiling breaks away and comes down on top of him.
- Super-Empowering: His brief battle with Joseph has him use a Hamon-charged kiss to hypnotize a woman, as well as give her a boost of Hamon energy to fight Joseph.
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: In spite of being of the Zeppelli lineage, Caesar has a surprising amount of similarities with Dio Brando of all people, looking more like the latter than anyone in his lineage. Both are blonde young men that hide their violent tendencies behind a suave facade, have a violent feud with the Joestar of the part, and has a negative relationship with his father. The big difference is that Dio Brando is a pure evil sociopath who ultimately kills his father and adopted brother intentionally to separate himself from his past in the case of the former while exploiting the physical resources of the latter's body. In contrast, Caesar is ultimately a good person unintentionally kills his father, rekindling his pride in his lineage and ultimately sacrifices himself to empower his comrade.
- Technician Versus Performer: The Technician to Joseph's Performer. Unlike Joseph, who simply got used to using Hamon growing up, Caesar spent several years of his life honing the skill upon meeting Lisa Lisa, and develops his own unique fighting style with Hamon. As a result, Caesar can use much more complex Hamon techniques than Joseph, who tends to mix basic usage of Hamon with creative tricks and whatever he can get his hands on.
- Thou Shalt Not Kill: As a street thug, he committed all sorts of crimes, but stopped short of murder.
- Tricked-Out Gloves: A downplayed example, in they're just soaked in a thin layer of soap so that Caesar will have ammunition for his bubble attacks.
- Tsundere: While he's usually not willing to admit it when Joseph is around, it's clear that he respects him deeply and cares about him enough to die for him.
- Wrench Whack: It's briefly mentioned during a flashback that in his youth, hitting people with a wrench was Caesar's favorite way to start a fight.
- Vitriolic Best Friends: While he and Joseph are borderline inseperable, that doesn't stop them from being at each other's throats half the time.
Voiced by: Atsuko Tanaka (TV anime and All-Star Battle (R)) (Japanese), Wendee Lee (English)
Caesar and Joseph's Hamon master. She is named after American R&B singer Lisa Velez.
- Action Girl: She is a Hamon master who kills vampire mooks with style, and only lost her fight against Kars because he cheap-shotted her with a mook disguised as himself.
- Action Mom: She's Joseph's mother and a powerful Hamon master.
- Action Dress Rip: Does this to escape after taking revenge on the zombie who killed her husband.
- Agony of the Feet: After she is stabbed in the back and rendered nearly dead by Kars, he stabs two holes in her feet and binds them with rope to bait JoJo into an uneven fight, knocking off her pumps in the process.
- Amazonian Beauty: A very beautiful and feminine woman who is also very strong physically and has a very imposing and muscular figure. Then, it's JoJo after all.
- Badass in Distress: Due to Kars' cunning, Joseph has to rescue his Hamon master.
- Big Good: Of Part 2, though she is more of an anti-heroic example. She leads the heroes to counter Kars and the Pillar Men.
- Combat Commentator: She and Kars commentate Joseph's duel with Wamuu.
- Compressed Hair: In her first appearance, she has her long hair put under a hat. This plus her Cool Mask causes Joseph and Caesar to mistake her as a male gondolier at first. Not as jarring as many examples of the trope, as the gondolier hat is quite tall, making it more reasonable that she could fit her hair there.
- Cool Mask: She first confronts Caesar and Joseph in a Carnevale mask.
- Cool Shades: Wears them when things get serious.
- Crusading Widow: She did not react with grief when her first husband George was murdered. She reacted with blithe fury and immediately went and murdered the undead monster responsible for killing him, one of Dio's henchmen who had survived to see World War I and infiltrated the ranks of the British Royal Air Force. However, this backfired on her because her rage clouded her judgement and she wound up with a witness who was unaware of the context behind this act. The people who were under that zombie's command (unaware of his malevolent nature and role in George II's death) thought it was a wanton assassination and branded her an international criminal, forcing her into the life of a fugitive and leaving her no choice but to conceal her identity from her own child and give him up as an infant to live with Erina for his own safety.
- Daddy Had a Good Reason for Abandoning You: Or Mommy, in this case. It's a bit hard to raise your son when you're the number one fugitive of his home country.
- Depending on the Artist: She is depicted with the Joestar birthmark in the Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition 2012, even though she's not a Joestar by birth and shouldn't have it.
- When Caesar picks a fight with Joseph over the latter hitting on Lisa Lisa, Caesar curiously mentions that he respects Lisa Lisa as if she were his mother. This was an early hint at both Lisa Lisa's real age and her actually being Joseph's mom.
- The most skilled Hamon masters before her aged very slowly. The skill she demonstrates in her introduction is easily at their level, suggesting that she could be quite a bit older than she looks.
- Formal Characters Use Keigo: Due to being a graceful woman, and probably also due to Erina's influence, she usually speaks in a very polite manner, even to her much younger disciple Caesar and her own son Joseph.
- Going Commando: In the anime, there's a scene of her stripping off her dress before taking a bubble bath. It turns out that she wasn't wearing any undergarments whatsoever.
- Guile Heroine: She had a plan waiting to trick Kars and Wamuu into letting her and Joseph escape from a trap that had them dead to rights by claiming she had rigged the Aja stone to explode if she and Joseph weren't back in time to stop it. It works, since she's so cool under pressure that even Kars can't tell if she's bluffing. Joseph and Jotaro got it from her, apparently.
- Happily Ever After: After the battle with the Pillar Men, she met a screenwriter and fell in love with him, going on to enjoy the rest of her life in peace as his wife.
- Happily Married: She and George II were very happy together before his untimely death. She's so enraged by his death that she immediately avenges him without thinking much about the consequences. Also, the epilogue states that she eventually met a screenwriter and fell in love with him, taking him on as her second husband, and by extension, that unnamed man became Joseph's stepfather. Like many of the plot-insignificant members of the Joestar family tree, he gets little more than a footnote.
- Hartman Hips: Lisa Lisa has a curvaceous body, emphasizing her role as a motherly Ms. Fanservice character in addition to a capable warrior.
- Hidden Heart of Gold: Towards Joseph mainly, being his Sink or Swim Mentor and putting up a heavily nonchalant facade. That is, until Caesar's death.
- Lady of War: Very graceful and dignified in her Hamon use. At one point, she even wins a fight using a silk scarf.
- Large Ham: Falls into this a few times, specially when lecturing Joseph while the latter is trying to climb the Hell Climb Pillar.Lisa Lisa: HELL CLIMB PILLAR ACCEPTS ONLY HAMON AND REJECTS EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Gender Inverted. She's Joseph's mother.
- Making a Splash: In Lisa Lisa's debut scene, not only does she Walk on Water like a true Hamon master, she uses her Hamon to create two pillars of water to hold an oar up for her to use it as a high beam.
- Master of Threads: Lisa Lisa can manipulate her Scarf of Asskicking by infusing it with Hamon.
- Mentor Occupational Hazard: Barely subverted. She was defeated in combat by Kars (who used a body double to trick her), narrowly avoiding death thanks to Joseph who manages to save her just in time.
- Ms. Fanservice: She is portrayed in a rather sexualized way, getting several shots of her naked backside in the anime.
- Musical Theme Naming: She is named after Lisa Lisa.
- Nerves of Steel: She keeps her cool, even when faced with situations a lesser man would break under.
- Not So Above It All: For such a strict mentor, Lisa Lisa is very amused and very proud of every cheap trick Joseph uses during his fight with Wamuu. Since it's the first time she sees her son fight a proper battle, it makes sense.Wamuu: Rrrgh... JoJo! HE did this!
Lisa Lisa: That cheeky little devil!
Kars: You BASTARD!!
- Not So Stoic: She's rather stoic until Joseph notices that she put her cigarette in her mouth backwards during one particular dramatic moment. When he mentions this out loud, Lisa Lisa has a moment of quiet surprise before she breaks down weeping for her murdered student once she and Joseph see Caesar's blood pool beneath the boulder. The anime makes it worse by showing Lisa Lisa vainly trying to choke back the grief before openly losing herself in tears along with Joseph.
- Older Than They Look: Looks like she's in her 20s, but is actually 50. It's justified since mastering Hamon also slows down aging.
- Raven Hair, Ivory Skin: One of her most alluring features. She has very long and attractively sleek hair, but is also very unusually and mysteriously fair-skinned due to her extended youth.
- Repetitive Name: Making it Alliterative Name also.
- Samus Is a Girl: When Joseph meets her, she is initially fully dressed and her face is masked, and he thinks she must be a man... until she reveals her face.
- Scarf of Asskicking: Literally — she puts Hamon energy into it and uses it as a weapon.Lisa Lisa (in All Star Battle): "Think you can touch me?" [Enemy character lands attack] "Think me weak, do you?" [Scarf repels the attack and wraps around attacker] "How do you like my Sathiphorosia Scarab-thread scarf? It transmits 100% of the Hamon that flows through it!" [Attacker is electrically shocked as Lisa Lisa lands multiple punches] "It was specially made..." [One final kick] "...and rather expensive."
- Sexy Mentor: To Joseph and Caesar. However, she doesn't exploit it, likely because she's Joseph's mom. She's also the one woman Caesar won't flirt with since he greatly respects her and views her like a second mother.
- She Is All Grown Up: She was the orphaned baby Jonathan gave to Erina at the end of Part 1.
- Sink or Swim Mentor: Her first lesson involved tossing Joseph into a pit where the only exit was by climbing up a huge, oil-covered pillar. If he didn't master the Hamon techniques needed to climb it, then she would let him starve. Even Caesar objects to her putting them through such intense training, mentioning that he had heard trainees had died attempting the challenge. Normally, she wouldn't be so harsh, but Joseph was going to die in a month anyway if he didn't complete his training.
- Smoking Is Cool: Invoked unsuccessfully. She calmly pulls out a cigarette when Caesar dies in an attempt to maintain her aura of cool stoicism. It almost works... until Joseph points out that her cigarette is backwards.
- Spell My Name With An S: Is her full name spelled "Elisabeth" or "Elizabeth"?
- Statuesque Stunner: She's most definitely beautiful, and she stands at the rather tall height of 175 cm (5'9'').
- The Stoic: Puts forth an air of cool detachment, even when she finds out about Caesar's death, which pisses off Joseph...
- Sugar-and-Ice Personality: At first, she's presented as a stoic person and as a mean, harsh teacher who is willing to assault Joseph and even let him starve to death in a pit. Once Joseph earns her respect, however, she starts to show a nicer side, praising his ingenuity and putting her trust in him, even letting herself get emotional around him after Caesar's death.
- Supermodel Strut: Downplayed. It is stated in her profile that she has a very alluring walk, and she definitely has the confidence to pull it off, but this is never properly illustrated, though the fact she's often seen in a Contrapposto Pose implies she's often just done it off-screen.
- Supernaturally Young Parent: She's actually Joseph's mother and also about 50 years old, but she looks so youthful because mastering Hamon slows down aging.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend: Deconstructed. Because she killed her husband's killer (a zombie disguised as a high member of the Royal Air Force) without thinking it through, she became a national fugitive and had to abandon Joseph when he was just a child.
- The Worf Effect: She is defeated and nearly killed by Kars to show how much more cunning and dangerous a villain he is, despite not being as mighty a warrior as Wamuu had been. To her credit, this only happens once, and it's lessened by the fact that she has been shown to be able to dispatch vampires easily before.
- You Killed My Father: She admits to having complicated feelings towards Joseph due to him being the one to kill her adoptive father Straizo at the beginning of Part 2, though she is more disappointed in Straizo losing his way and succumbing to his desire for immortality.
Rudol von Stroheim
Voiced by: Atsushi Imaruoka (TV anime, All-Star Battle (R), Eyes of Heaven) (Japanese), Dan Woren (English)
An officer experimenting upon the Pillar Men and vampires in Mexico to explore their potential as weapons of the German army. He is named after Austrian-American movie director Erich von Stroheim.
- All for Nothing: When we see him again with his cybernetic body, he explains that every inch of his arsenal was built around Santana's physiology, thinking it should be effective against Kars. However, Stroheim hadn't counted on the fact that Santana was by far the weakest of the Pillar Men; so while he does manage to throw him for a loop at first, Kars quickly proves Stroheim's upgrades insufficient with little effort.
- Anime Hair: Notable case in that Stroheim was the inspiration for Guile's hairstyle.
- Anti-Hero: He's an unrepentant German offer that is part of the Nazi party, but he puts his campaign on hold and works together with the heroes after Santana proves to be too much for him to handle.
- Anti-Villain: He teeters the line between this and Anti-Hero quite a lot, however his main motivation in fighting the Pillar Men is not to save the world, but to solidify his country's superiority.
- Big Damn Heroes: While being quite ineffectual at dealing with the Pillar Men by himself, Stroheim does come to Joseph's aid in the nick of time, saving him in several occasions through the story.
- Boisterous Bruiser: The guy seems incapable of battling without talking about how great he is.
- Break the Haughty: After realizing he has no hope of taking on the Pillar Men without Joseph's help, he is wiling to work with the British heroes. It doesn't stop him from bragging about the superiority of German Science.
- Butt-Monkey: For all his bluster and flashy cyborg tricks, Stroheim has absolutely horrible luck in his fights, and both of his battles with Kars end with him being reduced to a torso and put on Combat Commentator duty.
- Came Back Strong: After blowing himself up to take down Santana, he's rebuilt by German science into a superhuman cyborg engineered specifically to kill Pillar Men. Unfortunately, all the physical data they had regarding the Pillar Men came from the aforementioned Santana, who was the weakest of the four.
- Camp Straight: There's no indication that he's anything but straight; it's even more likely he's not gay because he's a Nazi officer, a profession where being gay generally led to a short career (and lifespan). He's still incredibly flamboyant no less.
- Chest Blaster: A .50 cal M2 Browning machine gun, which later gets an ultraviolet light upgrade. His ridiculously campy pose when using it is infamous in the fanbase.
- Cultured Badass: Stroheim quotes Plutarch's lines on the courage of man in the face of peril as he attempts a Heroic Sacrifice with a Stick Grenade to kill Santana.Stroheim: "Human greatness lies in one's ability to face down their fears". Do you know who said that? The Greek historian, Plutarch. Farewell... annoying Englishman!
- Cyborg: After blowing himself to smithereens in an attempt to kill Santana, Stroheim returns as a cyborg, complete with a suite of weapons built into his prostheses.
- Deadly Distant Finale: Stroheim is said to have died during the Battle of Stalingrad... somehow. The anime shows that he sacrificed himself to cover a German retreat; ultimately falling to the Soviet forces in their counterattack, and was later stated to have been killed by a Russian Stand user in particular.
- Disney Death: Of the "We Can Rebuild Him" variant, his fight with Santana resulted in a botched Heroic Sacrifice.
- Enemy Mine: With Joseph. Remember, it's okay to team up with Nazis, but only if your mutual enemies are a race of super-powerful vampire-eating demigods that pose a direct threat to all humanity, whereas the Nazis only threaten most of humanity. A comment Joseph makes at the end of Battle Tendency confirms that their alliance was only temporary, and in Stardust Crusaders, the Speedwagon Foundation easily takes over the responsibility of repairing Joseph's prosthetic hand.Joseph: I've been meaning to ask Stroheim if he can jazz it up with a gadget or two... but I guess that went out the window with our fighting Germany.
- Equal-Opportunity Evil: He doesn't really have the fanatical hatred of foreigners the Nazis are known for (he doesn't hate the Joestars for being British, for example). All he cares about is how brave you are and how much ass you can kick and/or fold five ways to Sunday.
- Evil Is Not a Toy: Subverted. While initially he's researching the Pillar Men for the purposes of strengthening the German army, he orders Santana's destruction upon seeing just how dangerous he is. As he is about to self-destruct, he explains that they awoke Santana so they could learn how to destroy Pillar Men, not gain their powers. Santana is just that dangerous.
- Eye Beams: His UV Beam attack. It turns out to be extremely effective against the Pillar Men and their minions, and is later converted into backpack-mounted and platform-mounted versions for use by regular soldiers.
- Failure Hero: One of the biggest reasons why he's so sympathetic for a Nazi character. Stroheim starts off as a typical sadistic dog-kicker, but after Santana awakens, he never accomplishes anything — or, at least not on his own. At his best, Stroheim is capable of showing up when the heroes are in trouble and evening the odds enough for them to get the upper hand again, and at his worst, he'll get his ass kicked as soon as he's done bragging about GERMAN SCIENCE.
- Fatal Flaw: Pride; he is overconfident in virtually all situations and is always looking down on the Pillar Men. The first case even resulted in a Disney Death.
- Fire-Forged Friends: Fighting against a Nigh-Invulnerable vampire god is a great way to learn how to get along with other people your philosophy teaches you to hate. It helps that both Stroheim and Joseph saw great courage in each other.
- To Joseph, whose imposing and harsh demeanor conceals a juvenile and strangely honourable character. They both strive to extensively prepare for difficult challenges, but Stroheim lacks Joseph's ability to improvise, so he's completely at a loss when his (admittedly large) batch of tricks runs out.
- He's one to Wamuu as well. Both are blonde men with a sense of honour and bravery, and come to respect Joseph for exhibiting those same traits despite his juvenile personality. Wamuu, however, is the Token Good Teammate of his fellow Pillar Men, while Stroheim is the Token Evil Teammate of the heroes as he's still a Nazi.
- Good Thing You Can Heal: Most characters get wounded over the course of the series. Stroheim gets torn to pieces in every fight he gets into, because aside from his left arm, head, and upper torso the rest is easily replaceable machinery.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Eh, they put him back together again.
- Heel–Face Turn: While he's a Nazi through and through, he begrudgingly joins forces with the English Joseph to take down the Pillar Men.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Attempts this to kill Santana, but he got better.
- Hollywood Cyborg: After his Disney Death, he's resurrected as a super-strong half-machine with weapons hidden throughout his mechanical body.
- Kick the Dog:
- A Mexican woman he ordered to help him shave accidentally cuts him, so he tells her to lick it off. By that, he puts the sharp edge of the straight razor under her tongue, so if she moves she'll cut herself on the blade, laughing and taunting her as he does so. Fortunately, the woman leaves with her tongue intact.
- When the Nazis plan to feed the Pillar Men blood, they send in a group of civilians they have forcibly seized to use as food. Stroheim then brings out an actual Nazi practice: he offers a trade, letting one civilian die for the others to live. One boy steps forward, and Stroheim congratulates him for his courage... then has his men open fire on the rest of the civilians.
- Large Ham: GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD! MY BODY... HAS BEEN FULLY REPAAAAAAAIRED!
- Leitmotif: "Hike"/"Propaganda".
- A Lighter Shade of Black: He's portrayed as being evil, given he willingly participates in the Nazi regime, but possesses Noble Demon traits and chooses to ally himself with the heroes to prevent the subjugation of all mankind.
- Majorly Awesome: Initially he holds the rank of Major within the SS. Gets promoted to Colonel once he returns as a Cyborg.
- Mighty Glacier: After being rebuilt as a cyborg, his mechanical body has almost double the strength of a Pillar Man (which translates to about 6 times the strength of a strong vampire), at least in terms of finger grip strength, and his mechanical arms are tough enough to block Kars' bone blades (which slice through human bodies and buildings like butter) as long as they're not actively in Light Mode. Unfortunately for him, he's just too slow to defend himself when Kars (who's fast enough to deflect automatic weapons fire) gets really serious with the slicing and dicing.
- More Dakka: The modified M2 Browning machine gun built in his torso can fire 600 rounds a minute through 30mm armor plating. However, Kars still dodges it easily.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: His overzealousness in finishing off Kars leads to him accidentally powering the Red Stone mask he secretly put on, leading to his becoming the Ultimate Life Form. When he realizes what is going to happen, all he can do is yell a Big "NO!".
- No Indoor Voice: His VA really exaggerated his Large Ham tendencies in the 2012 anime.
- Noble Bigot: Averted. He might be a Nazi, but he doesn't care what race you are if you're brave. The fact that he seems to identify himself as a German (a nationality), rather than as a Nazi (an ideology), may have something to do with it.
- Noble Demon: Despite being a fanatical Nazi officer, he seems to lack the hate of foreigners common among Nazis (the reason may be, that according to the Nazis, the British were not deemed an "inferior race"). And also realizes that destroying the Pillar Men takes far higher priority than trying to use them as soldiers after what happened in Mexico. He seems to see himself as a German first and foremost, and is not particularly focused on the Nazi ideology.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: His facial features and hair brings Dolph Lundgren to mind.
- No Swastikas: Curiously, despite being a Nazi officer, there are no swastikas anywhere on his uniform. His use of the Nazi salute is also removed in the anime, having been changed to him merely pointing a finger in the air, and the English dub rarely uses the word "Nazi" to describe him.
- Patriotic Fervor: He's very fond of declaring that German [X] is "THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!"
- Phallic Weapon: The design of the machine gun built into his chest isn't even subtle. The pose he strikes while firing it makes the imagery even less subtle.
- Pride: The heroes note that this is his Fatal Flaw.
- Politically Incorrect Hero: Well, he's a Nazi. While he doesn't really have the same overtly racist views as most did, he still acts like Germany is superior to the other nations, and uses that as the reason for his actions when first introduced.
- Rocket Punch: In the climax he demonstrates this ability, though unlike most examples it's not designed to come back. It's also notable that he doesn't use this ability to punch anybody, but rather blast Kars and pin him to the plane he had grabbed onto in order to trap him there while it crashes.
- Running Gag: If Stroheim shows up to the battle in one piece, full of bravado, and generally combat-capable, don't expect any of that to be true by the end. You can also expect him to brag about the superiority of German science.
- Screams Like a Little Girl: He can hit some pretty high notes when he screams in horror.
- Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right!: A variation. Once he realizes how dangerous the Pillar Men are, he ignores any orders or attempts to capture them and immediately sets out to kill them, knowing it is too dangerous to let them live.
- Shout-Out: Over a decade before JoJo was conceived, Go Nagai had a German cyborg named Stroheim appear in Mazinger Z.
- Social Darwinist: He values strength and courage above everything else; while this compels him to ally with the heroes when they show strength against the Pillar Men, this also compels him to be an unrepentant Nazi who slaughters entire villages without a second thought.
- Stupid Jetpack Hitler: "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!"
- Super Prototype: His UV Beam eye laser. It proves extremely effective, and the technology is given to the Speedwagon foundation to mass-produce anti-vampire weapons.
- Taking You with Me: Successfully pulls this on Santana, by way of blowing both him and the Pillar Man up with a Stick Grenade. It doesn't quite work, but unlike most cases, he also survives.
- Tempting Fate: Might as well be his catchphrase. Every time he says something with confidence, he gets proven wrong in minutes. Even his claim that GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!! was followed by him failing to do any major damage to his target barring knocking him off his feet.
- Those Wacky Nazis: His initial appearance screams every bit of the stereotypical Nazi evilness that he is, but after his Heel–Face Turn, he cranks up his German antics to an entertaining level.
- Token Evil Teammate: To an extent. He's a Noble Demon, but he is also a proud German officer during 1930s-era Germany, meaning he's a member of the Nazi party (and with a tag on his collar, possibly the SS). Although he is introduced doing some cruel and evil actions, once it becomes clear that the Pillar Men are a truly dangerous threat, he becomes an ally of the heroes from then on.
- We Can Rebuild Him: Twice! German Science revives him and makes him stronger.
See Phantom Blood
See Phantom Blood
Voiced by: Yu Hayashi (Japanese), Robbie Daymond (English)
A pickpocket who steals from Joseph in New York. However, Joseph defends him from the abusive cops who attempt to arrest him, making him into one of his closest friends.
- Adaptation Expansion: Not much, but in the anime of Stardust Crusaders (which is set almost 50 years later), he briefly appears on the cover of a magazine, which shows that he became the mayor of New York City.
- Back for the Finale: Smokey is only a sidekick during the short New York arc, but he returns later for the finale battle, even if he can't fight.
- Black Dude Dies First: Averted. The epilogue reveals to the viewers how and when several of the characters have died after the finale, but since Smokey is younger than the rest of them, he doesn't die of old age or succumbs to any illness, but instead it shows him rising up as the first black mayor of Georgia. The TV adaptation of Part 3 also adds a scene that he is still alive and the mayor of New York.
- Good Counterpart: His first meeting with Joseph parallels how George Joestar I bailed out Dario. Unlike Dario, Smokey actually pulls a Heel–Face Turn and shows genuine gratitude towards his savior rather than taking advantage of him. Smokey also uses his gratitude for good use and becomes Georgia's first black mayor.
- Named After Somebody Famous: A double whammy. He's named after Smokey Robinson and James Brown.
- Nice Guy: He's only a pickpocket out of necessity when he's befriended by Joseph. Otherwise, he is a nice kid.
- Only Sane Man: He is a normal kid caught up in the bizarre events surrounding JoJo's life and family background, and thus he reacts to those events and backstories like any normal person would.
- Put on the Bus: Smokey doesn't follow JoJo when the later leaves New York, thus he leaves the story early on. He does come back much later, but after the epilogue, he never comes back to the story at all.
- Rags to Riches: Smokey is a little pickpocket at the beginning of the series, but the epilogue of Battle Tendency reveals that he has become a successful politician.
- Token Minority: The only black character of the group. Early on he is subjected to racism, but JoJo and Erina kept defending him. Because of that, he stays as a loyal friend to the Joestars.
- Undying Loyalty: Despite having no combat abilities whatsoever, he still risks getting chased by Kars in order to tell Joseph about Lisa Lisa. In general, he's got this to both Joseph, who saved him from racist cops despite being his pickpocket victim, and Erina, who took him in like family (in defiance of her having grown up and aged in times unkind to black people), such that in the epilogue of Part 2 years after, he's among the close family gathered at Erina's side on her deathbed.
- The Watson: Smokey has no knowledge of Hamon, the Pillar Men, the Stone Mask, Dio Brando, or any of the other craziness that Battle Tendency runs on. Most of his reactions, as a result, allow the other heroes to explain what they wouldn't have a reason to talk about.
Voiced by: Ryōta Ōsaka (TV anime) (Japanese), Kyle McCarley (English)
- Died in Your Arms Tonight: Dies in Caesar's arms.
- Fatal Family Photo: Shows off a locket photo of his fiancee. Wamuu kills him ten minutes later.
- Go Out with a Smile: He smiles in peace when Caesar's Hamon dulls his pain, thanking him before passing away.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Wamuu removes half of his body...vertically!
- Mercy Kill: Wamuu walks through him, causing half of Mark's body to be absorbed. His final wish was for Caesar to kill him so that he could die a painless death, which Caesar obliged to by sending Hamon through his heart.
- Small Role, Big Impact: He doesn't have much screentime, but his death motivates Joseph and Caesar to defeat the Pillar Men.
- Those Wacky Nazis: Averted. He is a good guy that expresses full enthusiasm for his role as a Nazi because he can serve his country.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: There was very little characterization for him to go with before he bit the dust.
Loggins and Messina
Loggins voiced by: Yutaka Nakano (TV anime and All-Star Battle (R)) (Japanese), Ray Chase (English)
Messina voiced by: Hidetoshi Nakamura (TV anime and All-Star Battle (R)) (Japanese), Michael McConnohie (English)
Lisa Lisa's bodyguards and Joseph & Caesar's Hamon mentors.
- An Arm and a Leg:
- After killing Loggins, Eisidisi kicks off his left arm in order to replace the one Joseph burnt off.
- Messina loses an arm to Wamuu, but at the funeral, he seems to have a prosthetic.
- The Cameo: The duo run the Training Mode in All-Star Battle, fitting their status as mentors for Joseph and Caesar.
- Dub Name Change: The English dub renamed them to Loggs and Meshina.
- Good Hair, Evil Hair: Unusually, Messina is a heroic character with a Fu Manchu mustache.
- Graceful Loser: When the final exams come along, Messina squares off against Caesar. They seem evenly matched until Messina surrenders, noting that in spite of his shorter training, Caesar has surpassed him and a prolonged fight would only end in a fatal loss of life (more so for him rather than Caesar). With that, Messina tells him he passed.
- Named After Somebody Famous: They are named after Loggins and Messina.
- Stern Teacher: Their characterization is extremely limited, but they come off as this. Joseph mentions nearly hating Loggins after all their offscreen training, and when traveling through Switzerland; Messina slaps Joseph awake after catching him dozing off.
- Those Two Guys: Never mentioned without one another.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Loggins is immediately killed by Esidisi before Joseph has a chance to spar with him.
- The Worf Effect: Pretty standard for mentor characters. Only Loggins's is fatal, though.
Suzi Q / Suzi Q Joestar
Voiced by: Sachiko Kojima (TV Anime), Shoko Saito (CD drama), Ryoko Kinomiya (OVA) (Japanese), Stephanie Sheh (English)
Lisa Lisa's maid and eventually Joseph's wife.
- Assist Character: She appears as one in Diamond Records, providing the active character with healing and a defense boost.
- Body Horror: She practically explodes with blood when Esidisi was possessing her.
- Brainless Beauty: Zigzagged. She's got the looks, and a lot of the time it seems there's not much going on upstairs, but as explained below, Suzi Q is actually smarter than she acts.
- Demonic Possession: Gets possessed by a Not Quite Dead Esidisi.
- The Ditz: Without a doubt her most defining mental trait. First, she doesn't recognize Joseph at one point because he wasn't wearing his breathing mask. Secondly, Joseph's family and friends end up thinking Joseph died because she forgot to mail them the news he was alive, safe and recovering.
- Flowers of Femininity: Her white headdress is decorated with red roses.
- The Gadfly: She's consistently successful in trolling Joseph by playing dumb, which is probably why they got married. Even in the finale, when he's chasing her around a car because she apparently forgot to tell everyone that he was alive, he never considers the possibility that she did it to mess with him.
- Hellish Pupils: Briefly took a hexagon shape with segmented lines when possessed by Esidisi.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Suzie Q is small and waifish, while her eventual husband Joseph is tall and very muscular.
- Like an Old Married Couple: Though they don't get much time together on paper, the end of Part 2 shows that she and Joseph perfectly complement each other; in the anime, the flashback of their entire courting period is nothing but a series of stills of her trolling a practically paraplegic Joseph. Part 2 ends with Joseph chasing her around a car, threatening her with his prosthetic hand for letting everyone think he was dead for weeks on end while he was stuck in the hospital and getting married (having stumbled upon his funeral).
- Love Interest: To Joseph; they even get married, though you'd already know this by now.
- Ms. Fanservice: Being a maid for starters. While she was always a cutie, she turns out to be quite the bombshell at the end of Battle Tendency. Even in Stardust Crusaders, she still looks good depite her age. Joseph is one lucky JoJo.
- Muggle: Suzie Q is among the few members of the Joestar family who doesn't have the power of Hamon or a Stand.
- Musical Theme Naming: She is named after the Dale Hawkins song "Susie Q".
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Is very self-aware in her troublemaking shenanigans. When she doesn't inform the Part 2 cast that Joseph isn't dead, her first instinct is to run away, seemingly prepared for such an outburst from Joseph. Even when she's old, she knows that Joseph and the crew are out on a large-scale adventure and that something's wrong with Holly, yet plays dumb when Joseph calls her on a submarine.
- Silver Vixen: Even as an old lady, she's still got quite the figure, as the Part 3 anime helpfully points out.
- Smarter Than You Look:
- Despite pretty obviously being quite out of the loop on a lot of things, she was still smart enough to figure out that her daughter's life was in danger despite Joseph and Roses deliberately hiding said fact from her to keep her from worrying, and understands that Joseph and Jotaro's trip to Egypt was actually to save Holly from dying from DIO's curse.
- Her ditziest, most infuriatingly stupid lines are all directed at Joseph, who gets precisely as irritated as you'd expect. He doesn't seem to realize the connection between this and their Ship Tease moments.
- Spell My Name With An S: Pretty much every possible spelling of Suzi is out there. Once (In the Duwang scans of Part 4) even translated as "Sigi".
- Supermodel Strut: In her youth, she starts moving with a deliberate sway to her hips at the end of Battle Tendency. Part 3 shows that she's still doing it even in her late sixties.
- Woman Scorned: Not shown on-screen, but Jotaro mentions during the events of Part 4 that the Joestar estate is, "in shambles," upon Suzi learning that Joseph had an affair with Tomoko Higashikata, resulting in the birth of Josuke.
George "Jorge" Joestar II
Jonathan's son and Joseph's father. An ace fighter pilot in World War I who died during the war while flying.
- Badass Normal: He didn't learn how to use Hamon, but from what little we know about him, he was the Allies' answer to the Red Baron. Sadly, his lack of Hamon training led to his death when he discovered the zombie officer.
- The Greatest Story Never Told: Jorge Joestar, which tells the story of his childhood and romance of Elisabeth Straizo (Lisa Lisa), among other things.
- Minor Major Character: He's Joseph's dad, but he is not really addressed fully in the series. There is a (non-canon) light novel that discusses his life, though.
- Posthumous Character: Due to Dio's surviving zombie.
- Spell My Name With An S: In the manga continuity, he's named George II after his grandfather. The light novel starring him as the main character, however, is titled "Jorge Joestar" with the in-universe justification that he was born in Spain's Canary Islands and therefore used the Spanish spelling, thus also literally making him a JoJo.
Voiced by: Nobuo Tobita (TV anime and All-Star Battle (R)), Hiroaki Miura (Phantom Blood video game) (Japanese), Dave Mallow (English)
Previously one of Tonpetty's students, he developed a fear of growing old and dying, which led him to use the Stone Mask to turn himself into a vampire. He acts as the Starter Villain of Part 2, trying to eliminate Joseph before he can develop more Hamon experience. See also his folder on the Part 1 page for more information about his role in the previous part.
- Ambition Is Evil: Downplayed. Although Straizo confesses to have admired Dio's youth and power as a vampire years ago, he's mostly after the "beauty and eternal youth" bit of it (as he is afraid of dying as a withered old man), unlike Dio who just craved power and sought out a vampire's eternal life to get rid of his own mortality and limitations as a human.
- Better to Die than Be Killed: He commits suicide by channeling Hamon into his body as a vampire after being defeated by Joseph.
- Calling Your Attacks: "SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES!"
- Eye Beams: Uses Dio's old eye beam attack on Joseph after becoming a vampire. He gives it a really stupid name (Space Ripper Stingy Eyes), too.
- Even Evil Has Standards: After he turns into a vampire using the blood of his own Hamon disciples and Speedwagon's, his first act is to dump their bodies into a river. The reason for this, as Straizo later reveals to Joseph, was because he watched Santana's still dormant, petrified body absorbing the blood from the corpses (and Straizo himself was frightened by the sight of it), and realized Santana would awaken completely if let be.
- Fallen Hero: Lisa Lisa herself laments how such a hero like Straizo was Driven to Madness by his fear of aging.
- Face–Heel Turn: He turns into a vampire, inspired by Dio's eternal beauty and power.
- Fangs Are Evil: After becoming a vampire.
- Forgot About His Powers: Justified. He doesn't use the flash-freezing technique, which while useful, he doesn't use- having seen it fail against Jonathan who exploited its weakness- and assumed Joseph- his grandson- would have an answer to that technique. He instead goes for the Eye Beams that managed to kill Jonathan as a more practical means of killing him.
- Full-Frontal Assault: After Joseph blows Vampire Straizo up with a bundle of grenades, he regenerates and continues to fight Joseph naked.
- Gratuitous English: The aforementioned Space Ripper Stingy Eyes.
- He Knows Too Much: Why he claims he's trying to kill the Joestars after becoming a vampire, knowing that as Hamon masters, they would eventually be a threat due to Hamon being a weakness to vampires- something he knows all too well as a former Hamon master human himself.
- I Regret Nothing: Even as he's dying, he doesn't regret becoming a vampire, because he'd rather die violently as a young man than wither away peacefully.
- Immortality Seeker: Even though the Hamon slows aging down, it can't stop it completely, which is why he becomes a vampire.
- Implacable Man: As a vampire, he can survive a Tommy Gun's entire drum magazine's worth of bullets. Having several grenades blow up while attached to him does put him down, but only for a short time.
- Named After Somebody Famous: He and Dire are named after Dire Straits.
- No-Nonsense Nemesis: Straizo claims that while Dio spent too much time playing around with his powers, which allowed Jonathan to master Hamon and defeat him, he'll eliminate Joseph before he can become a threat.
- However, his determination to kill Joseph as soon as possible ends up doing him in, after Joseph blows him up with a handful of grenades, damaging Straizo's body a big deal — he insists in going after Joseph even though he has not healed completely, and in their rematch at the bridge he continues attacking Joseph with his Eye Beams once more, even after Joseph has already figured how to counter the technique and reflect it back at him.
- Pet the Dog: Despite his later turn to villainy, he was genuinely a good father and mentor to Lisa Lisa, who confesses that despite knowing about his heel turn she has mixed feelings about Joseph being responsible for Straizo's death.
- Pulling Himself Together: After Joseph blows him up, his body parts all crawl back together, though the process takes long enough that Joseph and Smokey can run away.
- Scarf of Asskicking: Just like his adoptive daughter Lisa Lisa's, his scarf doesn't just look cool, it's made from beetle intestines that conduct Hamon. However, whereas Lisa Lisa uses her scarf to conduct her own Hamon energy into an opponent, Straizo uses his to conduct an opponent's Hamon into the ground, giving him a way to nullify Hamon attacks.
- Secretly Selfish: His sole reason for learning Hamon was to stop himself from aging. Even as a former ally of Jonathan, he actually admired Dio for his power and beauty, and after acquiring vampiric powers he has zero qualms about turning on his former friends and threatening innocent people to draw Joseph in.
- Silver Fox: Speedwagon notes that the last 50 years have been kinder to Straizo than to himself thanks to the latter's training in Hamon. Unfortunately, Straizo is unsatisfied with this and decides to reclaim his youth by becoming a vampire.
- So Last Season: He uses the Eye Beams that killed Jonathan in Phantom Blood against Joseph; Joseph figures out the move after watching it several times before reflecting them back with Hamon-infused shot glasses.
- Starter Villain: Takes this position in Part 2, kicking off Joseph's involvement in the plot in the process.
- Stealth Mentor: While he did have some bad intentions, he got Joseph fully aware of his Hamon powers to fight the Pillar Men, and tells him about Santana.
- Sudden Sequel Heel Syndrome: Turns on Speedwagon and becomes a vampire right at the start of Battle Tendency.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: Straizo assumes Joseph is basically the same as Jonathan. He's mostly wrong, though he was ultimately right that Joseph would agree to fight him if an innocent bystander was in danger.
Voiced by: Ken'ichirou Matsuda (Japanese), Ray Chase (English)
A Nazi agent sent to interrogate Joseph. Donovan is an SS Commando who's highly skilled at stealth, tracking, and interrogation.
He is named after Donovan.
- Cloth Fu: Uses his cloak to misdirect enemies, such as using it to hide a cactus to protect himself from punches.
- Dub Name Change: In the English translations, his name is Donobang.
- Elite Mook: He's an extraordinarily skilled tracker and interrogator, but in the end he's still just a mook who gets taken out by Joseph in less than five minutes.
- Eye Scream: When he gets turned into a Human Pincushion, many needles are visibly stuck in his eyes. In the manga, Joseph also sticks a compass in his eye socket for good measure.
- Human Pincushion: Gets taken out when Joseph uses his Hamon to make a cactus explode in his face, leaving him riddled with needles.
- Irony: Supposedly an expert interrogator sent after Joseph, but in the end he's the one who gets tortured into giving Joseph information.
- Stealth Expert: Claims to be so stealthy, even bats can't sense his presence. He can even sneak up on someone in the middle of an open desert.
- Too Dumb to Live: Clearly, when you see a cactus bulging and swelling unnaturally, the smart thing to do is lean in real close, right? Donovan thinks so, and gets turned into a Human Pincushion when Joseph's Hamon makes it explode in his face.
- Uncertain Doom: We last see him tied to a cactus in the middle of a desert. Unless he was found by someone who untied him, which is very unlikely, his chances of survival are rather slim, but his ultimate fate isn't confirmed.
- Whip Sword: His weapon is a knife that can extend like a whip. It's unclear how exactly he can control its movements precisely enough to strangle Joseph without cutting his throat. The anime removes this ability, instead giving him just a regular knife.
Voiced by: Satoshi Tsuruoka (Japanese), Mike Davis (English)
A murderer freed from prison and turned vampire by Kars, who guards the abandoned hotel which serves as a hideout for the Pillar Men and their vampire minions.
He is named after Jeff Beck and his 1976 studio album Wired.
- Ax-Crazy: He murdered his girlfriend and was sent to prison for it, before being freed by Kars.
- Bald of Evil: He loses all his hair after popping out his spikes.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: He's done in by Lisa Lisa before even realizing what's going on.
- Effeminate Misogynistic Guy: He's particularly cruel to women, having killed his girlfriend back when he was a human, behaving rather rudely towards Lisa Lisa and remarking that "women should be punished", all the while displaying very campy mannerisms himself.
- Expy: Just like Jack the Ripper in Phantom Blood, he is a former human criminal turned into an undead minion by the part's Big Bad, and he also has sharp protrusions coming out of his entire body.
- Faux Affably Evil: More talkative than most bad guys, which only beguiles his murderous tendencies... and makes his misogynist views all the more apparent.
- Named After Somebody Famous: He is named after rock guitarist Jeff Beck and his solo album Wired.
- Spikes of Villainy: Weaponized variant. When he tries to be serious about killing Lisa Lisa and Joseph, he projects spikes all over his body, turning himself into a human (vampire) porcupine and trying to grab Lisa into a deadly hug, but neither she nor Joseph are impressed, and she just dodges him without breaking a sweat.
- Underestimating Badassery: He thinks Lisa Lisa is just a pretty woman and pounces on her, ignoring both her completely calm and composed attitude and her threat that it will be the last thing he does. Naturally, it doesn't end well for him.
- Verbal Tic: Tends to end most of his sentences with "zura?" (which is roughly translated into "okay?")
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: The English dub gives him a bizarre cadence somewhere between a stereotypical Camp Gay and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- Would Hit a Girl: A violent, misogynist guy who killed his girlfriend in cold blood while he was still human, and as a vampire he tries to off Lisa Lisa as well. Too bad for him she is a master of Hamon while he's just a vampire Mook.
- You Are Already Dead: Lisa Lisa just wraps Wired Beck in her scarf and dashes past him, calling Joseph in to go after Kars while ignoring Beck completely from that point on. Baffled, Beck effortlessly tears the scarf apart freeing himself, but when he tries to get Joseph to agree with him in that Lisa Lisa was being disrespectful and "deserves punishment", Joseph retorts that she killed him already as her Hamon, sent by her through the scarf, is now burning his body from the inside. Right as Beck tries to object, the Hamon's effect is made apparent, melting him into nothingness.
- Always Chaotic Evil: Averted. Out of the entire Pillar Men race, Kars only managed to convince Esidisi to join him and was assaulted by the entire remainder of the species when they found out his ambitions. Wamuu and Santana were infants at the time and were raised to serve Kars afterwards.
- Ambiguously Brown: Apparently Mesoamerican in origin, though the Pillar Man race appears to predate history and has traveled all over the globe during their quest for the Red Stone.
- Artistic License – Biology: Apparently, their species evolved naturally and predates humans by hundreds of thousands of years. Don't think too hard about how.
- The Assimilator: Able to consume organic matter by touching it.
- Crazy-Prepared: When Jojo challenges them to a fight after giving him time to train, they immediately force a time-delayed poison into his body so they can use a Poison and Cure Gambit to make sure he can't back out. Esidisi, Wamuu, and Kars were all carrying hollow rings filled with poison just for this purpose. They also ensure that their rings are filled with different poisons and fuse them into Joseph's vital organs to ensure that their victim must face them individually and can't remove the rings surgically just to ensure that there is no escape, while other similar piercings of theirs carry the antidotes.
- Determinator: Their Healing Factors allow them to come back from life-threatening injuries and make them very difficult to kill. And even after suffering injuries beyond the scope of their Healing Factors, they still keep fighting.
- Evil Is Visceral: The Pillar Men have near-absolute control of their bodies, to the extent that they each have their own way of weaponizing the different systems in their bodies. note
- Facial Markings: Wamuu, Esidisi, and Santana all have visual facial markings unique to them.
- Food Chain of Evil: Kars created vampires that plagued the previous series to act as both minions and a food source. By devouring the life force of multiple living beings in one body, vampires become far more nutritious meals than any normal life form could be to a Pillar Man.
- Genius Bruiser: In addition to being very powerful fighters, they are also geniuses in and out of battle, and are capable of understanding modern language and technology in mere seconds.
- Gone Horribly Right: The majority of the race believed Kars's experiments to gain true immortality would be disastrous if they succeeded. While it's possible for them to get stronger through Stone Masks, doing so means they need to consume more lifeforms to fuel their new strength, which could result in them consuming faster than other lifeforms can reproduce.
- Healing Factor: Their regeneration is so strong that they can come back from being blown into chunks in less than a minute. Nothing short of Hamon or the Sun can slow their healing. Even that can be recovered from if they can avoid more exposure for a few minutes and their brains survive.
- Horned Humanoid: All of the Pillar Men have horns, varying in number and size between individuals. They normally cover them, displaying them signifying either respect or aggression.
- Humanoid Abomination: At a glance, the Pillar Men look human, but their horns and Lovecraftian abilities prove they are anything but.
- Immortality: Of the From a Single Cell type. It's worth noting that the original race of Pillar Men, unaltered by the Stone Masks do die from age eventually or can be killed by sustained injury.
- Immune to Bullets: As seen in Joseph's fight with Santana, their skin conducts Hamon, so unfocused Hamon strikes just slide off harmlessly. Joseph ends up having to go through Training from Hell to develop his Hamon to the point where his strikes can harm them, and he ends up primarily fighting them by finding ways to penetrate their skin to get a Hamon charge inside them. Oh, and they're immune to actual bullets as well.
- Knight of Cerebus: Battle Tendency starts off much more lighthearted than Phantom Blood, but once the Pillar Men are introduced, it starts getting far more serious.
- Large Ham: All of them are boisterous in their own ways, with Santana and Kars initially being reserved while dramatic.
- Last of His Kind: The 4 Pillar Men are the last members of their race. Kars slaughtered the rest. This is especially applicable to Santana, because despite being petrified, he's still alive and he outlives his superiors, making him the very last pillar man and the only one to survive past the end of Battle Tendency.
- Leitmotif: "Awaken" for the Pillar Men as a whole.
- Master of Your Domain: Pretty much their hat. All of the Pillar Men have extreme, near-Lovecraftian control over their own bodies to the point of Body Horror, resulting in a unique display of disgusting shapeshifting and biomass absorption for each. Think of them as Phantom Blood Dio on steroids, and Santana and Esidisi show the worst of it.
- Musical Theme Naming: The Pillar Men are named after Santana, The Cars, AC/DC, and Wham!.
- Never Heard That One Before: Their reaction in general to those saying they'll take revenge for fallen friends. It both bores and amuses them.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: The actual name of their race is unknown; they're only called the "Pillar Men" by the other characters because they were hibernating in stone pillars. It's likely that their race doesn't actually have a name.
- Our Vampires Are Different: Subverted. While the Stone Mask-augmented Pillar Men have vampiric traits such as being Life Drinkers and being weak to sunlight and Hamon, they're never officially referred to as vampires (in fact, they eat vampires) and show a few noticeable differences. Not only does sunlight merely turn them to stone, but their consumption of other beings seems to be inherent, as normal Pillar Men bore fangs and claws while showing no sign of bloodlust or ferocity.
- Physical God: Their goal is to become this, although they're already pretty damn close. Kars literally is one after he becomes the Ultimate Life Form.
- Puny Humans: Humans are merely prey to the Pillar Men. They've always looked down on our race as primitive and inferior. Hamon users and the likes of Jojo always impress or amuse the Pillar Men for being abnormalities from the pitiful creatures they're used to.
- Really 700 Years Old: They predate human civilization; Wamuu and Santana are stated to be 12,000 and 10,000 years old respectively. They're the youngest ones. Meanwhile, Esidisi and Kars are 92,000 and 102,000 years old respectively. They entered their previous slumber during the height of the Roman Empire, having been enshrined beneath the Roman Colosseum.
- Retcon: The Stone Mask in Part 1 was thought to be a ritual mask created by Mayincatec cults who desired immortality. Part 2 introduces the Pillar Men, the real creators of the mask.
- Sealed Evil in a Can: The details of their reasons behind hibernation are vague, but they are definitely immobile until the 30s and wreak havoc onto the world once they're all unsealed. Bonus points for Kars and Santana, who get sealed twice, the former once through hibernation and a second time when his Adaptive Ability works against him, putting him into frozen stasis in order to survive space; the latter being sealed after being exposed to sunlight.
- Sorting Algorithm of Evil: These guys make the vampires look like chumps and employ them as mooks or food stock. Even Phantom Blood Dio, who mastered and honed his vampiric abilities to a level no vampire shown before or since him did (even Straizo never used the flash-freeze technique), would probably only register as an Elite Mook in comparison to them in raw power.
- Spell My Name With An S: Kars, Esidisi, and Wamuu are consistently used as the official spellings of their names, but The Cars, AC/DC, and Wham! were (the bands that their names reference). Santana's name tends to be spelled consistently unless he receives a Dub Name Change for copyright reasons.
- Stripperific: If they wear anything more than a loincloth, it usually isn't much. Averted briefly when Kars switches to a Badass Longcoat to better fit in.
- Super Mode: With the exception of Santana, each one has a unique one of these. Esidisi uses Fire Mode, Wamuu Wind Mode, and Kars Light Mode.
- Super-Toughness: The Pillar Men are extremely tough against anything except Hamon-based attacks; Esidisi once ate a stick of dynamite and was able to easily absorb the explosion without any injury. In contrast, Straizo, a tougher-than-normal vampire, was blown to tiny bits by a few grenades, although thanks to his regeneration, he was able to pull himself back together in a few minutes. Added on top of their extreme regeneration abilities, and it's clear that ordinary humans don't stand a chance against the Pillar Men without Hamon or sunlight.
- Super-Senses: Their senses are much more powerful than humanity's; Santana was able to see and hear through soundproofed one-way glass, and Kars was able to detect body heat through walls accurately enough to determine the exact position of everyone inside a room from the outside.
- Super-Strength: Much stronger than any human or vampire. Official stats put their raw physical strength as being at least three times stronger than even a particularly powerful vampire like Straizo.
Voiced by: Keiji Fujiwara (TV anime, All-Star Battle (R), Eyes of Heaven) (Japanese), Chris Jai Alex (English)
One of the Pillar Men. A longtime supporter of Kars's cause, he is the second-in-command of the main trio of Pillar Men.
He is named after AC/DC.
- Affably Evil: During his fight with Joseph he takes a moment to pleasantly discuss strategy and honestly compliments JoJo on his skills, deeming him a Worthy Opponent. He's also legitimately devoted to his comrades, enough so that even being reduced to a brain won't stop him trying to help them.
- Agony of the Feet: Downplayed. When he arrives at Lisa Lisa's island he crosses a field of spikes meant to be traversed with Hamon, but he instead just impales his feet with each step without reacting.
- A Lighter Shade of Black: Esidisi is not as honorable as Wamuu, but at the same time, he shows respect for Joseph as well as a sense of Evil Virtues, which Kars notably lacks, when he reveals his true colors.
- Anime Hair: Seeing as we never see what's under his Signature Headgear before his body's demise, Esidisi seems to have a tuff of white hair that looks like a clownish hairstyle.
- Blinded by Rage: Defied. Jojo predicted he would send Esidisi into a blind rage, but the Pillar Man instead openly weeps like a small child. After abruptly stopping his crying fit, Esidisi explains that he cries like that to relieve stress and anger to avoid flying into a rage.
- Bloody Murder: He raises his body temperature in order to heat his blood to 500°C/932°F, then extends his blood vessels out of his body and makes them into long, prehensile needles with which he injects his hot blood into enemies.
- Borrowed Catchphrase: While proving his own tactical wit, Esidisi uses Joseph's own, "Your next line is [X]" trick against him.
- Brain Theft: Inverted-as a last desperate measure his brain, all that's left of him at that point, hijacks Suzi Q's body in order to delay them enough for the Red Stone of Aja could be delivered to Kars safely.
- Clipped-Wing Angel: Briefly turns into a long-horned giant to attack Joseph after being Out-Gambitted.
- Combat Tentacles: His fighting style. Esidisi uses his blood vessels to transfer his super-hot blood to burn his opponents alive.
- Co-Dragons: With Wamuu, and fits the loyal servant part well.
- Combat Pragmatist: Esidisi will use mind games, trickery and other underhanded tactics to get ahead.
- Confusion Fu: The first opponent that Joseph is unable to read, though this doesn't last long.
- Death Is Dramatic: Played with. He acts very over the top in his flashy "death" when Joseph outwits him. This is actually a decoy to allow Esidisi to possess Suzie Q and perform a failed attempt at Taking You with Me.
- Demonic Possession: To Suzi Q, after being beaten badly.
- Determinator: Even more so than Santana, if that were possible. His bones and muscles are destroyed by Joseph, but his brain and blood vessels possess Suzi Q who takes the Red Stone of Aja to Kars in Switzerland, and then tried to make her into a blood bomb. That takes guts.
- Dirty Coward: Downplayed. While he would later possess Suzi Q as a hostage to prevent Joseph and the others from attacking, it was more of stall tactic to aid his comrade, and it was heavily implied that he was going to die anyway, having been reduced to a brain; attempting to rid them of remaining enemies. Joseph himself takes this action as a sign of Villainous Valor for his tendency to swallow his pride in order to further his comrades' cause.
- Dub Name Change: Esidisi is the official English spelling and the equivalent of what his name is in Japanese, but various fan and international translations have used ACDC, AC/DC, Eisidisi, and Acideecy.
- Emotional Bruiser: He even notes that he's more emotional than the other two.
- Evil Counterpart: Esidisi is subtly the closest to Joseph out of all of the Pillar Men. While he initially hides behind a stoic first impression, in reality, he can be just as silly, boisterous and willing to use any trick in the book to defeat his opponents as Joseph is. Even to the point that he uses Joseph's Catchphrase against him due to reading him that well.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: In Japanese, he has a very, very coarse voice.
- Facial Markings: Has an X-shaped mark on his face.
- Fingore: Usually extends his blood vessels through his nails, which open up to reveal the tendrils.
- Foreshadowing: His first independent action outside of commenting on Wamuu's actions is to take the dynamite that Joseph was intending to use to harm the Pillar Man, swallow it to have it explode in his stomach, and then place another Poison Ring into Joseph's throat. This hints that later on during their fight, that he is able to read through Joseph's tactics and being able to counter them.
- For the Evulz: Whereas Wamuu placed his death ring on Joseph in order to make sure he wouldn't back out on their promised battle time, Esidisi only places a death ring on Joseph afterwards because he just wanted to make things even more tough for Joseph for no real reason.
- Genius Bruiser: He knows an excerpt from Sun Tzu's Art of War that "all war is based on deception", not because he read it from the book, but because he had met the man in person.
- Hidden Depths: Esidisi initially seems to be another stoic yet haughty Pillar Man, but during his personal encounter with Joseph, he reveals a greater more depth than assumed.
- He met Sun Tzu during his very long lifetime and learned the man's philosophy on warfare to apply it for his own strategy. It's subtly implied that he might've spared the man and had some of amicable relationship with him, which speaks words about him considering at best, the Pillar Men see humans as mild amusements and at worst, food.
- His Taking You with Me tactic initially seen as a Dirty Coward move through the lens of Caesar, is seen with more nuance- the prideful Pillar Man being willing to cast aside his ego to do an underhanded method to ensure the success of his group.
- Hot-Blooded: Both the metaphorical and the literal sense.
- Improbable Weapon User: He uses his own blood vessels as weapons by extending them out of his body like tentacles.
- Inelegant Blubbering: During his Villainous Breakdown, which, quite frankly, looks utterly ridiculous.
- Manly Tears: Esidisi shows no qualms about crying and showing his emotions, especially since whoever seen him is probably dead anyways, except Joseph.
- Minor Injury Overreaction: Losing an arm is a minor injury for a Pillar Man; but Esidisi reacts to this by sobbing and screaming like a spoiled child, which really freaks Joseph out. It's an act, though, since he's fine with spikes impaling his feet as he walks towards Lisa Lisa's place.
- Mood-Swinger: It's merely a tactic to relieve stress and mess with the enemy, but it comes off as creepy, going from Inelegant Blubbering to Tranquil Fury and finally back to normal, which is very dissonant.
- My Blood Runs Hot: His fighting style is to raise his body temperature to lethal degrees and then give you an unwanted, impromptu blood transfusion.
- Nightmare Face: When Out-Gambitted by Joseph, he does this◊ in an attempt to kill him as well.
- Not Quite Dead: Turns out Esidisi survived Joseph's Hamon as a brain with tissues long enough to do a Grand Theft Me on Suzie Q before he is ultimately killed. And this is after giving a very convincing act of actually dying at Joseph's hands.
- Out-Gambitted: He boasts about figuring out Joseph's plan and cuts the strings meant to ensnare him, only to discover it was a trap and get caught by a set of backup strings.
- In a very convoluted example, he manages to do this to Joseph- he manages to first unnerve Joseph, briefly be able to read him enough to reverse the Joestar's infamous Catchphrase against him, and even when it seemed like he beat him, it was a ploy to get at the Red Stone of Aja, deliver it to Kars, and delay the heroes long enough to make it too late to stop him. It's really only due to the Nazis intercepting it and Kars bungling the retrieval himself that caused the plan to fail.
- Personality Powers: He is definitely Hot-Blooded and he can literally increase the temperature of his blood to boiling heat.
- Playing with Fire: Known as the "Eccentric Blazing King".
- Taking You with Me: Attempts to pull this on Joseph at the end of his battle, and when this doesn't work, what's left of him also tries to pull this on Suzi Q as well in order to delay it.
- Villainous Breakdown: Actually invoked for the sake of stress relief (and messing with the opponent), apparently.
- Suffers a real one once he's caught in a Hamon trap by Joseph.
- Villainous Valor: For all his flaws, Esidisi truly cared about his fellow Pillar Men, and he will not give up for their sake even after being reduced to just a brain. After he knows he's screwed, he tries to take the heroes with him to make things easier for the Pillar Men.
- Wicked Cultured: He knows The Art of War.
- Worthy Opponent: He sees Joseph as one, and Joseph returns the favor after seeing his Villainous Valor.
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: While possessing Suzi Q, he tries to convince Caesar that Joseph is picking on Suzi Q when Caesar arrives. Caesar isn't fooled for long, though.
Voiced by: Akio Ōtsuka (TV anime, All-Star Battle (R), Eyes of Heaven) (Japanese), Paul St. Peter (English)
One of the Pillar Men. He is highly loyal to Kars and Esidisi, but loves nothing more than to have a fair fight with strong opponents.
He is named after Wham!.
- Abnormal Limb Rotation Range: How his Razor Wind works. Wamuu twists his arms into opposite corkscrews before letting them spin like rubber band propellers. The wind generated from this spinning from two opposite directions creates the Divine Sandstorm.
- Affably Evil: Probably due to being the most honorable of the Pillar Men. Epitomized by the moment when Joseph pulls out some clackers to fight him with (which is considered to be Narm in-universe by all witnesses; Caesar outright says that "He's insane!"), yet he still treats it moderately respectfully as a 'weapon', aside from justifiably finding it amusing.
- Anti-Villain: Downplayed. He may believe in playing fair and abiding by certain standards, but he's too battle-obsessed and firmly aligned with Kars to truly qualify.
- Berserk Button: Wamuu doesn't like it when people step on his shadow, and he'll reflexively attack anyone who does. His other button is any act of cowardice during battle, which Joseph uses to distract him at crucial moments.
- Blatant Lies: Despite declaring he didn't choose to not destroy Caesar's Hamon bubble containing his scarf and Wamuu's poison ring out of sentimentality, his very next lines as he reflects about Caesar's actions and character as a Worthy Opponent while walking away do nothing but scream him getting sentimental over it.
- Blood Knight: Despite his loyalty to his masters, he loves to fight as seen with Joseph as he spares the latter for the promise of becoming a stronger warrior.
- Blow You Away: By using his barbed dreadlocks or turning his arms in opposite directions, he can create mini twisters or large torrents of wind.
- Body Horror: Determines that the best way to stop getting tricked by Joseph in their final fight is to stop relying on his eyes. Thus, he stabs them out. More minor examples involve his wind jets, which emerge from within his body to suck and blow air, and his final technique, which rips up his own body when used.
- Co-Dragons: With Esidisi to Kars, though Esidisi has more authority than Wamuu due to the fact that Kars and Esidisi raised him as an infant.
- Combat Pragmatist: He might not believe in full-blown cheating, but he can fight just as trickily as Joseph when he needs to.
- Dangerous Forbidden Technique: His Desperation Attack, Atmospheric Rift, is incredibly powerful, but generates so much friction and heat in his body while in use that it starts falling apart on him.
- Defeat Means Friendship: JoJo may have killed him, but in his final moments there was an undeniable sense of understanding, respect, and admiration between the two men, and yes, even palpable sadness on JoJo's part for Wamuu's passing.
- Don't You Dare Pity Me!: After being reduced to a head and slowly crumbling away, Joseph decides to use his own blood to ease Wamuu's pain. Wamuu is outraged, thinking that Joseph is taking pity on him, though Joseph reassures him that it's not out of pity but out of respect for a Worthy Opponent.
- Dragon-in-Chief: Not explicitly stated, but implied through dialogue. Wamuu notes that Kars would be in a far worse situation to fight Caesar than himself- a fight that nearly killed Wamuu himself if he didn't use an opening to win- and Joseph who fought Wamuu twice, noted that Kars was not as powerful as Wamuu himself.
- Dying Moment of Awesome: Despite being reduced to a severed head that's slowly disintegrating from Joseph's hamon, he proceeds to use his head as a makeshift crossbow bolt to slaughter the vampire army when they tried attacking Joseph.
- Establishing Character Moment: For him, and for Esidisi and Kars by proxy. Remember how Santana took a significant amount of time to learn human languages and regain his intelligence and coordination? Wamuu bursts out of his pillar not only by sneak-attacking a Nazi mook, but by making extremely deliberate stretching motions and demonstrating a complete grasp on new languages. Any viewer expecting this gang to be anything like Santana was certainly in for a surprise.
- Eye Scream: To himself, as part of a gambit to beat Joseph.
- Even Evil Has Standards: When Wamuu makes a promise, he will keep it, and if you prove to be an equally noble adversary, he will honor your final wishes in your place after slaying you. He also refuses to murder children, even if they are those of his enemies; a compunction that Kars does not share.
- Evil Counterpart: Arguably is one to Joseph. Both have Undying Loyalty to their masters (although Joseph will never admit it). And in spite of their similarly Heroic Builds, both are masters of thinking on the fly who rely primarily on their wits to fight, and who base their tactics on reversing the flow of battle to surprise their enemies. They also occupy complementary positions on the morality scale: Joseph is an arrogant and jerkish trickster anti-hero who will do anything to win, while Wamuu is a polite and noble warrior who nonetheless enjoys a good punch up.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Courtesy of Akio Ōtsuka.
- Face Death with Dignity: Even in death, he doesn't allow anyone to sully the honor of his fight with Joseph and feels that he was a Worthy Opponent to kill him.
- Fair-Play Villain: A defining trait. He could've killed off Joseph while he was bleeding and helpless in their first fight and destroyed Caesar's scarf holding the antidote to Joseph's poison ring after fatally wounding the latter, but his pride as a warrior caused him to not do so. This is, in fact, frequently exploited by Joseph to increase his chances of surviving against him.
- Foil: He's one to Rudol von Stroheim. Both are blonde-haired men with a strong sense of honour, loyalty and bravery, and end up befriending Joseph who exhibits the same traits despite his juvenile personality. However, while Stroheim is a Token Evil Teammate on the side of the heroes due to his allegiances with the Nazis, Wamuu is the Token Good Teammate of his fellow Pillar Men as thanks to his more honourable traits.
- Friendly Enemy: A little one-sided on his part. Wamuu is genuinely polite and cordial to Joseph, and enjoys having him as his Worthy Opponent. Joseph eventually returns the sentiment after landing the killing blow on Wamuu.
- The Gift: Everyone calls him a "combat genius", and it shows — all of the battle-changing moves he makes are instinctual.
- Genius Bruiser: He's the first opponent that could see through Joseph's gambits.
- He came up with the idea of making himself temporarily immune to sunlight by surrounding himself with a light-refracting wind suit.
- Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: He does this to himself when Joseph counters his Holy Sandstorm, by poking his eyes out.
- Go Out with a Smile: In the end, as only a severed head, he dies smiling knowing he met someone as interesting as Joseph in his life.
- Graceful Loser: He even helps Joseph as he dies because some vampire mooks tried to besmirch the honor of their battle.
- Handicapped Badass: He makes himself even more powerful by blinding himself.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Several times during his duel with Joseph. Joseph wraps Hamon-infused reins around Wamuu's arms when he uses Holy Sandstorm which damages them enough that he can't use Holy Sandstorm again, and uses Wamuu's rebounding shot trick against him to sneak in a shot from behind. Wammu wastes valuable time trying to hit Joseph with his Atmospheric Rift attack because he couldn't aim properly since he poked his eyes out, and the extra time Joseph gets is enough to trick Wamuu into sucking in oil and Caesar's burning bandanna which blows him up.
- Improbable Aiming Skills: He's an excellent shot with a crossbow, especially since he was reading air currents at the time instead of relying on sight.
- Improbable Weapon User: At one point he uses a pillar as a javelin in his battle with Joseph. Also, his barbed dreadlocks, apparently designed for not just firing mini-wind blasts but for blocking projectiles.
- Invisibility: Can manipulate the wind to make himself invisible, thus protecting him from the sun, since the light reflects off of his body due to the wind distorting the rays.
- Leitmotif: "Burning Coliseum", aka "Holy Wubstorm" after his main technique.
- Morality Chain: It's subtle, (and works only for a particular definition of morality) but he's the reason Kars upholds his promise to fight fairly. After Joseph kills him, Kars' Pragmatic Villainy kicks in. This turns the order of fights into a Xanatos Gambit on Kars' part, since either Wamuu wins, and they still have the strongest fighter (before Kars' ascension) to rely on, or he dies and Kars is free to use his tricks to compensate for his lesser fighting skills.
- My Master, Right or Wrong: No matter what happens he's loyal to Kars, despite Kars being dishonorable and selfish.
- Noble Demon: Keeps his promises, respects his enemies, and will not murder children. He still has some principles despite his loyalty to an evil cause.
- Person of Mass Destruction: His Holy Sandstorm technique is extremely destructive, and can destroy entire buildings with just one usage. Joseph and Lisa Lisa identify Wamuu as a combatant even when they can't see him from far away just from the destruction Holy Sandstorm leaves behind.
- Proud Warrior Race Guy: A trait that Joseph exploited to survive after losing the first fight.
- Punch-Clock Villain: Downplayed. He's a Blood Knight and loyal follower of Kars who's fully willing to get his hands dirty when he has to, but he shows both a code of honor and no signs of sadism. Really, if Kars wasn't such a bastard Wamuu would likely have no reason or interest in doing evil or fighting the heroes outside of sating his desire for a good fight.
- Razor Wind: His Atmospheric Rift attack has him suck in huge amounts of air, then expel it through a fine hole, creating a high-pressure whip of air sharp enough to cut through solid rock. The downside is that it generates extreme heat and friction that severely damages him whenever he uses it, so it's kept as a last resort.
- Signature Move: Holy Sandstorm. By spinning his arms at high speeds, he can create tornadoes around them that shred anything in front of him to pieces with extreme erosion.
- Spell My Name With An S: Wamuu is the official spelling — the katakana used by his name in Japanese actually differ from those used by the band name — but various unofficial translations have also produced Waam, Wham and Whammu.
- Spikes of Villainy: His shoulder bands are tipped with large spikes that add to his intimidating appearance.
- Third-Person Person: Refers to himself like this in his first and last scenes.
- This Is a Drill: His horn resembles one.
- Undying Loyalty: To Kars.
- Villain's Dying Grace: After being defeated by Joseph and the two acknowledge each other as Worthy Opponents, when a hoard of vampires try to kill Joseph in his exhausted state, an outraged Wamuu uses the last of his strength to launch himself at and kill them all. And this is after being reduced to a disembodied head.
- What You Are in the Dark: After mortally wounding Caesar, causing the latter to generate a Hamon bubble to protect the antidote; Wamuu could've destroyed it — ruining Joseph's chances for a cure to his poison and no one would know. Despite this, he chooses not to out of a sense of respect.
- The Worf Effect: Inflicts this on both Joseph (who defeated Santana beforehand) and Caesar (an accomplished Hamon user) by making short work of them. This shows that neither of them are on the level required to pose a threat to the remaining 3 Pillar Men yet.
- Worthy Opponent:
- Dear heavens, does Wamuu enjoy having one in Joseph. Wamuu's dying words even note that he thinks he lived for as long as he did just so he could fight Joseph.
- Before him was Caesar. Wamuu said that his fight with him was the first fight to satisfy him in thousands of years. To the point that, when he fatally injured Caesar, he solemnly refused to fight him anymore, even consciously choosing not to absorb him despite his own grievous injuries, when any of the other Pillar Men would have taken the time to cruelly rub in their victory, and he ultimately chose to spare Caesar's Hamon bubble out of respect.
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Not afraid to pull off one of his own against Joseph.
- Wouldn't Hit a Girl: According to Kars, Wamuu dislikes fighting women even more so than he does.
- Would Not Hurt A Child: Even if they are the children of his enemies.
- Your Head A-Splode: Inverted. His death comes from his body exploding, leaving only his head.
Voiced by: Kenji Nomura (TV anime) (Japanese), Kaiji Tang (English)
One of the four Pillar Men resurrected by Stroheim. He is named after Santana.
- Ax-Crazy: Unlike the other Pillar Men he actually presents himself as unstable and gleefully murders the scientist who have awakened him. Also during his fight with Joseph proves this further as he is happily to tear him apart.
- Bad with the Bone: His Rib Blades ability, which allows him to extend his ribs out of his body to shish-kebab opponents.
- Body Horror: He can do this with his body such as making it extremely thin to fit into an air vent or extending his ribcage out of his flesh as a weapon. He also inflicts an Eye Scream on a hapless Nazi, causing a Body Horror transformation into an obese sub-human. He can even weigh down opponents with stray chunks of his flesh.
- The Brute: Not a man of many words, so he relies on physical action instead. Justified in that he's slowly learning the language after being imprisoned longer than his superiors.
- Creepy Monotone: Subverted. He's just slow at picking up modern language compared to the other Pillar Men, and once he gets the hang of it, he's as hammy as the rest of them.
- Death Glare: His default facial expression lies somewhere in between "I'm not a morning person" and "I'm going to enjoy killing you, primitive."
- Disc-One Final Boss: He's initially referred to as the creator of the Stone Mask until his three superiors show up, one of which is the one who actually invented them.
- Dub Name Change: The reference to him in All-Star Battle changes his name to "Santviento", which is claimed by Stroheim to mean "warm wind" in Spanish (which is quite wrong — if anything, Santviento seems to be a corrupted form of "santo viento", Spanish for "holy wind"). The anime's English dub cleans this up a bit by having Stroheim settle on the "Sanviento" name, supposedly to reference the Mexican wind in general.
- Evil Is Not a Toy: The Nazis initially reawaken him for use as a tool to serve their own goals; he instead slaughters the soldiers there.
- Or didn't. They were trying to figure out how to destroy him, after all, it's just that they underestimated just how powerful he was.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Santana's English and Japanese voices are both deep and rough from his time in hibernation.
- Facial Markings: Has a marking under his left eye shaped like half of a gear.
- Irony: Despite being the weakest of the four pillar men (to the point of even being looked down upon by the rest of them), he's canonically still alive despite being petrified, making him the very last remaining member of his race and the only pillar man to survive past the end of Battle Tendency.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Surprisingly, despite the Pillar Men showing Villainous Friendship for one another, the same can not be said for Santana. The others mock him when they find out he was defeated, and they show no interest in either avenging his defeat or rescuing him from the heroes.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Joseph bisects him during their fight. It barely even slows him down.
- Implacable Man: He's like a biological Terminator! Joseph is able to slow him down at best and he's only defeated when exposed to direct sunlight.
- Last of His Kind: By extension, as the four Pillar Men were the last members of their race. In his case, this applies more to him than the other Pillar Men, because despite being petrified, he's technically still alive and has outlived his superiors, making him the very last member of his race and the only pillar man to survive past the end of Battle Tendency.
- Mook Horror Show: Santviento is seen eating a person affected by the Stone Mask in a rather disgusting way, to say the least, literally gets into a soldier, bursts open, then shoots every Nazi soldier with JUST HIS FINGERS. Blazkowicz would be proud of him.
- No Name Given: His name was made up by Stroheim. However, Kars later refers to him as Santana, so maybe Stroheim happened upon the right name.
- More likely, though, Kars heard it from when Joseph mentions him back in their first encounter.
- Not So Stoic: After acting like a killer robot with a Creepy Monotone, when he is exposed to sunlight, he begins to ham it up like every other character in the series.
- The Stoic: The least emotional of the Pillar Men.
- Puppeteer Parasite: Does this to a hapless Nazi and Stroheim via Grand Theft Me.
- Sorting Algorithm of Evil: Technically speaking, he's above both Dio and Straizo in terms of vampiric power. Meanwhile, as powerful as he is, he's still far inferior to the three Pillar Men in Europe, seeing as it took him a while to pick up modern language whereas the others were able to learn it in an instant, and his only unique ability is his ribcage attack, which is rather underwhelming compared to the elemental Modes the others have.
- Sole Survivor: Of the four Pillar Men, Santana is the only one who's still alive at the end of Battle Tendency. Maybe.
- Taken for Granite: Looks to be this when he is first found inside the pillar in Mexico, though he's actually just hibernating. Happens to him for real after Joseph takes care of him, though. Twice.
- Ultimate Life Form: One of a group of uber-vampires, and described as being one, though the others are even more powerful.
- Unskilled, but Strong: He's definitely powerful, certainly more so than a vampire, even one like Dio. But he doesn't seem to have the intelligence that made the other three Pillar Men so dangerous. All of his attacks are straightforward, with very little creativity to them. This enables Joseph to beat him by out-thinking him, even despite his Hamon being weak and untrained at the time.
- Walking Shirtless Scene: Wears nothing more than a thong, which is far less than his slightly more dressed allies have.
- Wake-Up Call Boss: After Joseph's relatively easy fight dispatching Starter Villain Straizo Santana is introduced to show how much more terrifying and dangerous the Pillar Men are in comparison to one fairly strong vampire. At the same time however the introduction of his superiors not long after his early defeat show that, while still strong, he's nowhere near their level and as such Joseph is nowhere close to being ready to defeat them yet.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: He spent the majority of his screen time trying to adjust to modern times, but by the time he fully adjusts, he is sealed away once more.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: After he was trapped by the UV lights, there's no clue to where he is now. Assuming he's still alive.
- When He Smiles: Parodied in the dub only. Joseph spends the opening of episode 13 trying to get Santana to crack a smilenote . The gag is revisited at the end of the episode, where Joseph narrates the final shot on Santana's permanently-frozen Nightmare Face.Joseph: He's a statue now... but, we finally got that smile!
- That said, he actually does smile slightly in a piece of promotional art for the 2012 anime.