Note: Due to the nature of this trope, some unmarked spoilers lie ahead.
Old Spice Man's Brain: (flies in front of his face) Good bye.
Old Spice Man: OH NOOOOOOOO!!! (brain explodes, and now Old Spice Man can't speak properly for the rest of the sentence) What a powerful mistake I've made.
(the world shakes with an exploding sound and digital waves start floating above it)
Yoshi: What was that explosion!?
Thomas: Oh no. It can't be!
Kurata: Not this... please, no... (starts drifting towards a giant void) This isn't WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DOOOOOOOOO!!
Kurata: Aaah! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Help me... PLEASE!!!!! Ah! Aah! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (disappears into the void)
Marcus: That's the... Digital World!
Trunks: (reacts in shock)
Cell: That's it! That's the look!
Motoko: Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!
(the glass damages its optic camo)
Motoko: Aahh, shit...! (over radio) It's a tank! Pull out now!
Pilot: Now what are you gonna do? Argue with it?
Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
(Kaworu walks over to EVA-02 and begins levitating towards it... before EVA-02 goes online; Ode to Joy starts playing as we cut back to the Bridge Bunnies)
Makoto: EVA UNIT 02 JUST ACTIVATED!
Misato: That's impossible! WHERE'S ASUKA?!
Shigeru: She's in Room 303, I've confirmed it! (Camera shows Asuka in a coma)
Misato: WHO THE HELL IS PILOTING IT?!
Maya: It's unmanned! The Dummy Plug hasn't even been inserted into Unit 02!
Misato: (Thinking) Unmanned...?! Then the Fifth Child isn't there?!
(Alarms go off)
Makoto: AT-Field detected in Central Dogma!
Makoto: No, the blood pattern is blue! It's definitely an Angel!
Misato: IT'S AN ANGEL?!
(realizes he's showing his boss notes he made of her, including erotic doodles and "this chick is scary" in large letters)
Zelgadis: If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...
Lina: ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?
Amelia: Yeah, I guess... AAAHH!!
(Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.)
Amelia: This is a Dragon Slave Alert!
Gourry: All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
Envy: [thinking] That's right! How could I forget?! He's the one who incinerated Lust to death!
Honda: Sorry, we don't have this one. It's...Special YAOI book!
Foreigner: JESUS CHRIST!!
Knuckles: (grabs Sonic) ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!
Sonic: I guess we're gonna have to find 'em again!
Super Sonic: Oh, for the love of... Eggman, what did you do?! What did you-
Peter!Spider-Man: Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
Goblin King: ...it's you.
Peter!Spider-Man: The one and only.
Supergirl: What's that?
Superman: We could never survive a collision with two of those Of... My... God...
Harley Quinn: I sure hope so. Dayum. Oh no wait hold on. Real dayum. Actual damn.
Supergirl: Oh... This is going to be fun!
Green Arrow: Hmmm... What is it, Supergirl? A few alien thugs?
Supergirl: (smiling) No. Much better than that... Bounty hunters. Lots of them.
Animal Man: ... Oh Crapballs.
Bizarrogirl: (smiling) Swearing am un-ladylike, Bizarro Me. Me hate it!
Supergirl: We're too late.
Captain Atom: That's right. Uh oh.
Harry Hookum: (sweating) S-she's looking' at me! H-how is that possible?
Opus: Right. So who's on the phone...
Milo: Don Knotts.
Sergeant Bir: Code Dragonfly means we're cut off, ma'am. The portal home just slammed shut hard and fast enough to cut a Black Knight in half, I can't raise Avalon on our comms, and whatever that little wave was, it just cut all of us from mental and spiritual contact with Avalon as well. I can't feel the Empire anymore, just everyone right here. That portal wasn't closed by our people, and since it hasn't reopened already, we have to assume it can't. We're cut off, and I have no clue how long that will last. [...] And in accordance with His Majesty's last instructions from His own lips, you are in command until relieved, Lieutenant. Orders, ma'am?
"Feeling pretty good this morning, Shin-chan?" Misato's expression turned sly. "Really? Singing and dancing around the kitchen at this hour? If you don't cool your jets, Asuka's going to wake up and see you, and I bet she'll guess why~..." she teased with a wink.
'Oh shit, she knows she knows she knows...'
Wonder Woman's eyes widened. "Mother, what are you saying? Are you saying that Lyta has—"
Lyta's eyes were widening at the same time that her skin was flushing crimson.
Diana finally finished the sentence. "—has given herself to a man?"
"Ohhhhhhh, hell," muttered Lyta, and hid her face in her hands.
It wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.
Rei was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.
"Ohshit," whispered Touji. "She's mad."
Chihiro: *gets it immediately, and begins tearing up* "N-No... he doesnt mean...!"
Mondo: *furiously* "Th fuck this shitty bear getting at?! Hes seriously pissing me off even more!"
Toko: "W-What, you building that suspense up for n-nothing?" *cocky laugh* "T-The way you put it like that, I honestly w-wonder if you arent... arent..."
*Toko's face immediately warps in horror upon realizing what Monokuma was implying*
Toko: *paralyzed in fear, tearing up* "I-If... y-you arent... T-Tear out my nervous system..."
Shepard's eyes widened at Alma's message, and the Ethereal's head snapped up to look past him, going completely still in a manner oddly similar to someone just now realizing they were about to be crushed by a falling space station.
Bobby Drake: (frowning) He's not here. If you had bothered to make an appointment, you would know he got called out to D.C. last night on urgent business. You wouldn't have ended up pulling me out of bed. The professor isn't going to be back until this afternoon sometime.
Elaine Gray: (glaring) We have a standing invitation to come tour the school and meet the students.
Bobby: You're the Greys? Oh, crap. Professor Xavier is not going to be happy about this.
Then he noticed that he'd missed the airport.
Karas head came up.
"But you can see why we wanted you on board for this one."
"Frab," she said.
Laurel came to stand before her, sympathetically. "Yeah," she said. "My sentiments exactly."
"Which is?" she asked through clenched teeth.
Toji withdrew a very minimal white bikini from somewhere and held it up. "Tomorrow after school, you're going to put this on, along with your mask, cape, and that wig you wear. Then you're going to model while Kensuke takes pictures, and the two of us are going to become obscenely rich."
To the jock's surprise, Asuka's response was to grin. "What ?" he stammered.
"Oh, stooge, you don't know much I've been waiting for a good excuse to hurt you," she said happily, cracking her knuckles.
"Crap," Toji said.
But what Harry actually thought was, Aw crap.
"It's him," said his partner. "Oh my God, it's Cap..."
"Yeah," Lennie said, glumly.
It was not a rock.
It was no big trick to keep track of what tree she had thrown the wig into. She headed for it, scanned ahead with her super-vision.
She stopped breathing, almost stopped moving.
The wig wasn't where she'd left it.
"Sheol," she whispered, and hoped Kal hadn't heard her.
"Yeah, we noticed," Miko sounded upset. She had not said anything since the suggestion that Keiko might be interrogated came up. "They stick out like sore thumbs."
Sato frowned and looked around the table, from her to Nakayima to Misato. "What are you talking about? My soldiers are invisible- only Section 2 can be that obvious. I came alone."
A sudden chill ran down Misato's spine and she felt as if someone had punched her in the stomach. She exchanged a horrified look with Nakayima. He knew it too. "Ah, shit!"
Tai Lung throws a chain of dynamite at them and the remaining guards.
Scar: Ah... my friends.
Shenzi: "Frie-heh-heh-hends?" I thought he said we were the enemy!
Banzai: Yeah, that's what I heard.
Shenzi & Banzai: Ed?
Ed: (evil laugh, licks chops)
Scar: No... l-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No, you don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!
Woody: I don't think that's daylight...
Nurse mouse: Forceps!
Wilbur: Oh no...what now?
Doctor mouse: Spinal streculator!
Wilbur: Oh...that's gonna hurt!
Doctor mouse: Artery router!
Doctor mouse: ...hm, this is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disruptor!
Wilbur: THE EPIDERMAL WHAT?!
Bane: (to Stryver) Leave us.
Daggett: No! You stay here, I'm in charge—
(Bane calmly puts his hand on Daggett's collar)
Bane: Do you feel in charge?
Daggett: ...I've paid you a small fortune.
Bane: And this gives you power over me?
Zeus Carver: Who?
McClane: Some guy named Arthur!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur?
McClane: Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!
McClane: Yeah, yeah, that's it!
(cut to Carver's nephews in said school)
(Baker and Angel Eyes share a laugh)
Angel Eyes: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
Baker: (sudden, sheer terror) NO! ANGEL EYES! (is brutally gunned down)
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.
(cut to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him)
Gandalf (voiceover): I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screaming and inane babble, they discerned two words:
Gollum: Shire! Baggins!
(cut back to Bag End)
Frodo: "Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!
Rictus Erectus: Do they wish to surrender?
Immortan Joe: They're heading for the canyon. They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!
Idi Amin Dada: Sure, there is plenty in the fridge. Talk to the chef, I have to talk with this man.
Doctor: I'll be back.
[goes to the fridge and finds SEVERED HEADS in the freezer]
Idi Amin Dada: Doctor! For an African, you are looking very white.
(Serenity is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of Reaver ships)
...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!
Han Solo: It's too big to be a space station...!
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this...
Obi Wan Kenobi: Turn the ship around.
Han Solo: (eyes widen) ...yeah, I think you're right...!
Nien Nunb: (jabbers in Sullustian)
Lando Calrissian: But how can they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming... Break off the attack! The shield is still up!
Wedge Antilles: I get no reading, are you sure?
Lando Calrissian: Pull up! All craft pull up!
(aboard the Home One)
Admiral Ackbar: Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding Sector MV-7
Crewman: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
(later on in the battle)
Palpatine: Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational battle station! Fire at will, Commander!
(The Death Star vaporizes a Rebel capital ship)
Lando: That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
Larry: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard; the materials are standard; the mechanicals are standard; even the... oh.
Irwin: What's "oh"?
Irwin: What's "oh"? You just said "oh".
Larry: No, I just said "oh".
Irwin: "Oh" like something interesting or "oh" like "we're screwed"?
Larry: No, I mean, like, hey, whoa, oh... forget the "oh", alright? I'm gonna go down to legal to get the ball rolling on the countersuit.
Irwin: The chips! That's the "oh"! Yeah, these microprocessing chips; what do they do, and where'd you get them from?
Larry: They, you know, they microprocess, and they come from the Land of Isavedyourjob. Come on.
Irwin: (looks at the components Larry used, finds the chips are DOD stock restricted for civilian use) They were designed for the Department of Defense! You put munitions chips in toys?!
Icarus: Affirmative. Four crew could survive on current reserves-
Capa: Trey is dead. There are only four crew members.
Capa: Affirmative, Icarus. Four crew: Mace, Cassie, Corazon and me.
Icarus: Five crew members.
Capa: Who's the fifth crew member?
Sweeney Todd: With fellow tastes...in women, at least.
Judge Turpin: [visibly unnerved] ...What's that?
Sweeney Todd: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.
Judge Turpin: [realizes that the man who he had imprisoned for fifteen years so he could rape his wife has returned and now has him completely at his mercy] ...Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney Todd: BENJAMIN BARKER!!! [brutally murders the shit out of him]
Tony Stark: ...I'm sorry.
Steve Rogers: ...oh, God.
And that is the look I'm talking about.
Team: Oh fuck.
Stark: You're imagining things... although, this is strange.
Stark: Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... but we landed the pod in Bay 1...
Crais: TALYN, SEAL ALL HATCHES!!!
Coulson: You had to see that coming. Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
(continuous clicking noise)
Gas-mask child: I'm here! Can't you see me?
Rose: What's that noise?!
The Doctor: End of the tape [with the child's voice]... It ran out about thirty seconds ago...
Gas-mask child: I'm here now! Can't you see me?
The Doctor: I sent it to its room... This is its room...
Cesare: No way!
I'll kill you if you cross me, I might kill you anyway.
I am the mostest powerfulest evilest of all.
As long as Dad's alive, there's not a single chance I'll fall!
(Rodrigo keels over)
Cesare, without changing his facial expression: Oh no.
But it's too little it's too late, it's too late
And what you thought was your best decision
Just became your worst mistake
We're sitting in the back,
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered, "What was that?"
"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are."
And that was when she started screaming,
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition!
Must have wound up on the floor while
We were switching our positions.
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
Lieutenant Green: Spectrum Control.
Spectrum Communication Guy: Spectrum New York reports body of Captain Brown found near scene of car crash.
Lieutenant Green: What does this mean, sir?
Colonel White: The Captain Brown who escorted the President must have been an imposter. Something happened at that car crash that we don't understand.
Lieutenant Green: But Captain Scarlet was there...
Colonel White: Captain Scarlet... whatever happened to Captain Brown may also have happened to Captain Scarlet! Lieutenant Green, contact Destiny Angel immediately, and tell her to escort Captain Scarlet back to the carrier.
(cut to Captain Scarlet's plane)
Destiny Angel: You are to return to Cloudbase immediately. [beat] Captain Scarlet, did you receive my message? Cloudbase, Captain Scarlet does not answer.
Colonel White: Something has happened to Captain Scarlet. Somehow, the Mysterons have affected him. That means the President is in grave danger.
Burr: You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir.
Hamilton: What do you mean?
Burr: She's married.
Hamilton: I see.
Burr: She's married to a British officer.
Hamilton: Oh shit...
Sir Round: See what?
Sir Kull: THAT...
Sir Round: (as screen zooms in on Shadowfall) OH... MY... G- (interrupted by lightning flash) I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!
Sir Kull: It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!
Sir Round: We are so boned!
Sir Kull: Bad choice of words friend...
Sir Round: This is a grave situation!
Sir Kull: Ugh...
Mook 2: He said slow him down because he thinks we're cannon fodder.
Mook 1: Oh. Well, shit.
Xander: Say what you will, coward. Our father is not here to protect his lapdog. We'll tell him you were murdered by some remaining Hoshidan rebels. How tragic.
Iago: What?! No! That's deceitful! It's traitorous! It's
Elise: Hmph! Who are you to judge us?! You and Hans have done nothing but awful things to innocent people for years! And what's more, you've been openly mean to Corrin! I've always hated you two! It's time to pay for being such big jerks!!
Camilla: Hmm, well, I perhaps don't feel as strongly as our little Elise here... But anyone who tries to hurt my darling Corrin most certainly deserves death. It's only fair. You're ready to die now, I hope?
Iago: Lady Elise! Lady Camilla! Th-this is bad...
Eikichi: Will you quit your yappin'!? What'll it take to make you happy, a waterfall showing up suddenly like in the movies? Huh!?
Maya: Shh... That sound... Oh no...!
(as the camera pans out to reveal that there is indeed a waterfall, and they're headed straight for it and can't avoid it)
Ginko, Tatsuya, Jun & Eikichi: No way!
Junpei: Yeah, but it's not like we could get expelled for this, right? I mean, it was men only when we got here. So, it's actually kinda funny, if you think about it.
Akihiko: This is Mitsuru we're talking about. If she finds us, she'll... *gulp*
Junpei: What? She'll what?
Akihiko: She'll execute us...!
Ryoji: E-Execute us!?
Yusuke: What's the matter?
Morgana: Not only did the real person come into her own Palace, she awakened to a Persona while she was here! This place could collapse any second now!
Sarge: It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller kind of Zerg. But they normally ain't this far out unless... oh shit.
(camera angle changes to reveal they've been surrounded by Hydralisks)
Tails: Whoops...uh, we have a problem here.
Sonic: What's that?
Tails: There's no landing gear in this mode!
Tails: ...so, how did you know it wasn't the real one?
Dr. Eggman: Because You Just Told Me, fox boy!
Tails: (look of utter shock)
Alphys: A tiny... flower?!note
[Flowey traps them]
Cere: It isn't. It's him.
Shulk: Today, we use our power to fell a god, and then seize our destiny!
Simmons: What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. [sees Donut talking to The Meta] OH, FUCK!! Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!
Black Belt: What?
White Mage: A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "Oh Shit".
Matoya: Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
Captain Tagon: Yeah. it's... wait, where's the rest of it?!
Bass: Huh... Wily?!
Dr. Wily: Oh crap! I actually brought Bass back to life!
Trunks: Please no.
Broly: You lied to me.
Trunks: I did no such thing!
Broly: You dirty boy.
Trunks: ...Goku get me off this planet right now I'm SERIOUS, INSTANT TRANSMISSION!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic Jr.: Oh my shit.
(Vegeta weakly speaks, barely clinging onto life)
Vegeta: I-I'm... sorry...
(Gohan processes that for a second, almost not believing it was Vegeta who said that)
Gohan: (in resignation) ...oh, wow, we are fucked.
Walter: (Smirks) Police Girl, if you may?
Seras Victoria, aka Police Girl: Bitches love cannons!
(Seras blows apart legion of ghouls with her gun, sending metal ricocheting everywhere)
Jan: Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. (Beat) OH, FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
Citizen: Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!
Enrico Mawell: *sneering* — FROM YOURSELVES!
The Same Citizen: Oh no, it's the Catholic Church...
Jotaro: That's a boat.
Jotaro: [as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs] I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas—
Eggman: Would you quit it with the "oh crap"s already?!
Sonic: HEY! EGGMAN!
Eggman: What the- OH CRAP!
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.
Lyle Lanley: North Haverbrook... where have I heard that name before? (remembers that this was one of the towns he scammed) Oh, no. OH, NO!
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! (sighs) It's too hot today.
Lois Lane: Lane.
Hijacker: Lane, Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?!
Lois Lane: 'fraid so.
(Terrorsaur arrives at the Predacon base, only to be greeted by a royally pissed off Megatron)
Megatron: Well, well... Look who's...BACK.
Terrorsaur: (turns white out of sheer terror) Help...!
Bugs Bunny: (rips poster, revealing...) Duck season!
Daffy Duck: (rips poster, revealing...) Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: (rips poster, revealing...) Duck season!
Daffy Duck: (rips poster, revealing...) Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: (rips poster, revealing...) Duck season! (rips poster, revealing... Elmer Season)
Elmer Fudd: (Bugs and Daffy looks at him menacingly) Uh-oh...