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Old Spice Man: OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
Old Spice Man's Brain: (flies in front of his face) Good bye.
Old Spice Man: OH NOOOOOOOO!!! (brain explodes, and Old Spice Man can't even speak properly)
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    Anime & Manga 
Kurata: You still haven't won, Marcus. All my dreams... all my plans... they're... not over yet! (activates a nearby Space-Oscillation Device)
(the world shakes with an exploding sound and digital waves start floating above it)
Yoshi: What was that explosion!?
Thomas: Oh no. It can't be!
Kurata: Not this... please, no... (starts drifting towards a giant void) This isn't WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DOOOOOOOOO!!
Keenan: Ravemon!
Ravemon: Right!
Kurata: Aaah! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Help me... PLEASE!!!!! Ah! Aah! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (disappears into the void)
Marcus: That's the... Digital World!

Cell: I just can't wait to see that look of panic and fear.
Trunks: (reacts in shock)
Cell: That's it! That's the look!

What...?! Beerus is here...?!
Frieza, Dragon Ball Super

SILENCE, MORTALS! Grand Zeno is no child! That's the Omni-King, supreme ruler of all twelve universes!
Beerus, Dragon Ball Super

(Motoko is shot at by an invisible enemy)
Motoko: Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!
(the glass damages its optic camo)
Motoko: Aahh, shit...! (over radio) It's a tank! Pull out now!
Pilot: Now what are you gonna do? Argue with it?

King Dedede: We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me!
Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, "Hunger Struck"

But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? Oh dear mother of God!
Quatro, fan translation of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers

We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded.

...those...those were my notes! Those notes were more valuable than my life! MONEY CAN'T REPLACE THAT KIND OF KNOWLEDGE! THOSE NOTES WERE PRICELESS!!
(realizes he's showing his boss notes he made of her, including erotic doodles and "this chick is scary" in large letters)
.....AWWWW, SHIT!!!!!
Kintaro Oe, Golden Boy

Amelia: And just HOW are we supposed to stop it?
Zelgadis: If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...
Lina: ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?
Amelia: Yeah, I guess... AAAHH!!
(Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.)
Amelia: This is a Dragon Slave Alert!
Gourry: All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
Slayers NEXT, Episode 1

Col. Mustang: Get up, monster! monster! Hurry and regenerate yourself! You'll die a thousand deaths before I'm through!
Envy: [thinking] That's right! How could I forget?! He's the one who incinerated Lust to death!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

(entirely in Gratuitous English)
Honda: Sorry, we don't have this one. It's...Special YAOI book!
Foreigner: JESUS CHRIST!!

    Comic Books 
He speaks Gothic. He speaks Gothic.
Rhetoric, Asterix and the Goths

Dr. Eggman: (after screwing up Sonic's Chaos Control attempt) That... that doesn't look good.
Super Sonic: Oh, for the love of... Eggman, what did you do?! What did you-

Goblin King: Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait — a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!
Peter-Spider-Man: Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
Goblin King: ...it's you.
Peter-Spider-Man: The one and only.

Superman: I dived out of the missile's path at the last possible instant — but the concussion jarred me right though the soles of my boots! At least I learned something...
Supergirl: What's that?
Superman: We could never survive a collision with two of those — Of... My... God...

Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.
Rorsrach, Watchmen

Batgirl: Sorry to interrupt this romantic and very disgusting moment— but you and I have business.
Harley Quinn: I sure hope so. Dayum. Oh no wait hold on. Real dayum. Actual damn.

Green Arrow: Sardath said this space station was a bit rough... be ready for anything. Supergirl, I hear voices through that door, can you see through it with your X-Ray vision?
Supergirl: Oh... This is going to be fun!
Green Arrow: Hmmm... What is it, Supergirl? A few alien thugs?
Supergirl: (smiling) No. Much better than that... Bounty hunters. Lots of them.
Animal Man: ... Oh Crapballs.

OHNOOHNOOHNO! What was I thinking?

Supergirl: Oh, Rao.
Bizarrogirl: (smiling) Swearing am un-ladylike, Bizarro Me. Me hate it!
Supergirl: We're too late.

[transforms into a chicken] HULK! IT'S THE @#%#&* HULK!! EVERYBODY RUN!!! RUUUUN!
Morph, Exiles #5: Up North And In The Green Part 1

    Comic Strips 
"It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for."
Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes

Milo: You know how some actors hire a band and record an album?
Opus: Right. So who's on the phone...
Milo: Don Knotts.

    Fan Works 
Asuka: What do you mean? What is "Dragonfly?"
Sergeant Bir: Code Dragonfly means we're cut off, ma'am. The portal home just slammed shut hard and fast enough to cut a Black Knight in half, I can't raise Avalon on our comms, and whatever that little wave was, it just cut all of us from mental and spiritual contact with Avalon as well. I can't feel the Empire anymore, just everyone right here. That portal wasn't closed by our people, and since it hasn't reopened already, we have to assume it can't. We're cut off, and I have no clue how long that will last. [...] And in accordance with His Majesty's last instructions from His own lips, you are in command until relieved, Lieutenant. Orders, ma'am?
Asuka: Scheiße!

"Misato-san! Um, good morning!" Shinji tried to get his heart rate back down. 'Did she see-'
"Feeling pretty good this morning, Shin-chan?" Misato's expression turned sly. "Really? Singing and dancing around the kitchen at this hour? If you don't cool your jets, Asuka's going to wake up and see you, and I bet she'll guess why~..." she teased with a wink.
'Oh shit, she knows she knows she knows...'

"Even so," said Hippolyta, "she has greater than mortal years ahead of her, but less even than her mother, who renounced immortality at a later date than her, and much less than a pure Amazon who has not renounced the Waters of Youth. So there are fewer days to you, Lyta, than you might expect. Use them wisely while you do have them."
Wonder Woman's eyes widened. "Mother, what are you saying? Are you saying that Lyta has—"
Lyta's eyes were widening at the same time that her skin was flushing crimson.
Diana finally finished the sentence. "—has given herself to a man?"
"Ohhhhhhh, hell," muttered Lyta, and hid her face in her hands.

They heard a growl.
It wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.
Rei was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.
"Ohshit," whispered Touji. "She's mad."

Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!
Perfect Cell: Aw, how cute! He named it- OH, SHIT!

Jeice: What the hell happened to you? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!
Vegeta: Looks like you have some required reading to do. (hands Jeice the Saiyan Handbook)
Jeice: (reading) Okay. Warrior race, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you almost... Oh, well I'm right proper f***ed aren't I?
Broly: Princess Truuuunks~!
Trunks: Please no.
Broly: You lied to me.
Trunks: I did no such thing!
Trunks: ...Goku get me off this planet right now I'm SERIOUS, INSTANT TRANSMISSION!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan

"Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone!" [video ends]

Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
Jan Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, upon seeing his ghouls blown apart by Seras's new Harkonnen cannon.

Dio: [wielding a...] Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro!
Jotaro: That's a boat.
[...]
Jotaro: [as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs] I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas
[click]
Jotaro: —pipe.
[BOOM]

Alma Wade: "MAJOR GOING NOVA TARGET ETHEREAL"
Shepard's eyes widened at Alma's message, and the Ethereal's head snapped up to look past him, going completely still in a manner oddly similar to someone just now realizing they were about to be crushed by a falling space station.
Vigil

John Grey: We're here to see Professor Charles Xavier.
Bobby Drake: (frowning) He's not here. If you had bothered to make an appointment, you would know he got called out to D.C. last night on urgent business. You wouldn't have ended up pulling me out of bed. The professor isn't going to be back until this afternoon sometime.
Elaine Gray: (glaring) We have a standing invitation to come tour the school and meet the students.
Bobby: You're the Greys? Oh, crap. Professor Xavier is not going to be happy about this.

"Nice move, Shinji," he berated himself as he watched the now wingless and tailless plane start to roll. He had to think and he had to do it fast. He couldn't just grab the plane and stop it, it would pull it apart or kill the passengers or worse. He dove through the smoke, skimmed along the side of the plane, and planted himself on the nose. Spreading his arms wide, he carefully, deliberately started to put pressure on it, first from left to right and then pushing ever so gently up, trying to level it out. It struggled against him, the metal rending at his touch. If he pushed too hard, he'd go right through it and make it worse. Finally, inexorably, it began to straighten and stabilize.
Then he noticed that he'd missed the airport.
"Great."

Yeah that’s nice, only it’s not Dragon. I said a dragon. I’m talking about a fire breathing, laser shooting, robot dragon that’s tearing up the lobby.

"We have evidence," said Brainiac 5, slowly, "that Darkseid has the son Mordru fathered with Satan Girl."
Kara’s head came up.
[...]
"But you can see why we wanted you on board for this one."
"Frab," she said.
Laurel came to stand before her, sympathetically. "Yeah," she said. "My sentiments exactly."

"Look, does it really matter how I know?" Toji asked smugly. "The fact is that unless you want everyone to know who Power Girl is, you'll have to do exactly what I say."
"Which is?" she asked through clenched teeth.
Toji withdrew a very minimal white bikini from somewhere and held it up. "Tomorrow after school, you're going to put this on, along with your mask, cape, and that wig you wear. Then you're going to model while Kensuke takes pictures, and the two of us are going to become obscenely rich."
To the jock's surprise, Asuka's response was to grin. "What…?" he stammered.
"Oh, stooge, you don't know much I've been waiting for a good excuse to hurt you," she said happily, cracking her knuckles.
"Crap," Toji said.

Triela recognised the object from her IED training. An artillery shell, half buried in the mud.
'Oh...shit.'
Triela edged away from the deadly speedbump, sliding the bayonet into the ground to check for further unexploded munitions in her path. Insects bit her face and neck, feasted on the dried blood that glistened on the rocks, the sweat and foulness coating her body.
'Definitely shit.'
Ghosts (from "Hunters in the Dolomites"), a Gunslinger Girl fanfic.

The English language did not have a word that encapsulated the utter horror of realising that all your efforts, all your best laid plans and most cunning manoeuvres have been nothing more than a small part of someone else's grander scheme. Nor did it have a word that described the feeling where you thought you were writing your own song, but found that it was merely a small part of a greater symphony. Nor did it have one that described how you felt when, in fact, your very worst fears had just come true. But if there were such words, he would have used them.
Lucius Malfoy, Child of the Storm

"B-but five and a half hours!? And he’s after ME!? Shit! Shit Shit Shit!"
Taylor Herbert reacting to the news that Orion is coming to Earth, Communication

    Films — Animation 
INTERVENTION!
Anchor and Chum, Finding Nemo

TWEET TWEET! TWEET TWEET!
Tuck and Roll, A Bug's Life

"Can I use that curse word now?"
Anger, Inside Out

2319! We have a 2319!
Charlie Proctor, Monsters, Inc.

Doctor mouse: Forceps!
Nurse mouse: Forceps!
Wilbur: Oh no...what now?
Doctor mouse: Spinal streculator!
Wilbur: Oh...that's gonna hurt!
Doctor mouse: Artery router!
Wilbur: ...mother!
Doctor mouse: ...hm, this is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disruptor!
Wilbur: THE EPIDERMAL WHAT?!

"It isn't even dented! Oh shit, what are we gonna do now!?"
Spike Witwicky, after failing to destroy Unicron, The Transformers: The Movie

It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his Booby Trap! (BOOM!) Speaking of which...

Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
Sgt. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph
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    Films — Live-Action 
Oh my god... they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
Doc Brown, Back to the Future

I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar.
Calogero, A Bronx Tale

You manacled me to my death bed, you pickidilly whore!
Putman, Club Dread

Daggett: Do I look like I'm running Wayne Enterprises right now?! Your hit on the stock exchange?! It didn't work my friend! And now you have my construction crews going around the city at twenty-four hours a day! How exactly is that meant to help my company absorb Wayne's?!
Bane: (to Stryver) Leave us.
Daggett: No! You stay here, I'm in charge—
(Bane calmly puts his hand on Daggett's collar)
Bane: Do you feel in charge?
Daggett: ...I've paid you a small fortune.
Bane: And this gives you power over me?

John McClane: I found out who was the 21st President!
Zeus Carver: Who?
McClane: Some guy named Arthur!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur?
McClane: Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!
McClane: Yeah, yeah, that's it!
(cut to Carver's nephews in said school)

Uh, guys? We gotta come up with another plan... They got a tank.
Tej Parker, Fast & Furious 6

Angel Eyes: Oh, I almost forgot. [My previous victim] paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
(Baker and Angel Eyes share a laugh)
Angel Eyes: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
Baker: NO! ANGEL EYES!

Those aren't mountains... they're waves.
Cooper, Interstellar

Frodo: Alright. We put [the One Ring] away. We keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? ...Do they, Gandalf?
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.
(cut to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him)
Gandalf (voiceover): I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screaming and inane babble, they discerned two words:
Gollum: Shire! Baggins!
(cut back to Bag End)
Frodo: "Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

People Eater: Why are they going back?
Rictus Erectus: Do they wish to surrender?
Immortan Joe: They're heading for the canyon. They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!

...you're one ugly motherfucker.
Dutch upon seeing the Predator's unmasked face, Predator

Doctor: I need some ice.
Idi Amin Dada: Sure, there is plenty in the fridge. Talk to the chef, I have to talk with this man.
Doctor: I'll be back. (goes to the fridge and finds SEVERED HEADS in the freezer)
Idi Amin Dada: Doctor! For an African, you are looking very white.

Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course.
(Serenity is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of Reaver ships)
...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!

Obi Wan Kenobi: That's no moon... it's a space station...!
Han Solo: It's too big to be a space station...!
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this...
Obi Wan Kenobi: Turn the ship around.
Han Solo: (eyes widen) ...yeah, I think you're right...!

Lando Calrissian: We've got be able to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down!
Nien Nunb: (jabbers in Sullustian)
Lando Calrissian: But how can they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming... Break off the attack! The shield is still up!
Wedge Antilles: I get no reading, are you sure?
Lando Calrissian: Pull up! All craft pull up!
(aboard the Home One)
Admiral Ackbar: Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding Sector MV-7
Crewman: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
(later on in the battle)
Palpatine: Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational battle station! Fire at will, Commander!
(The Death Star vaporizes a Rebel capital ship)
Lando: That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

FIRE ON THAT CRUISER!
General Hux, realising that courtesy of Holdo, the fleet is about to be on the receiving end of an extremely destructive Heroic Sacrifice, The Last Jedi

Capa: Impossible. Corazon was certain. We have remaining oxygen to keep four crew alive.
Icarus: Affirmative. Four crew could survive on current reserves-
Capa: Trey is dead. There are only four crew members.
Icarus: Negative.
Capa: Affirmative, Icarus. Four crew: Mace, Cassie, Corazon and me.
Icarus: Five crew members.
Capa: ...Icarus?
Icarus: Yes?
Capa: Who's the fifth crew member?
Icarus: Unknown.

Judge Turpin: How seldom it is when one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney Todd: With fellow tastes...in women, at least.
Judge Turpin: [visibly unnerved] ...What's that?
Sweeney Todd: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.
Judge Turpin: [realizes that the man who he had imprisoned for fifteen years so he could rape his wife has returned and now has him completely at his mercy] ...Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney Todd: BENJAMIN BARKER!!! [brutally murders the shit out of him]

You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you.
Fletcher, Whiplash

NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT WATER!
The Wicked Witch of the West, moments before getting doused, The Wizard of Oz

Viggo: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: Yes sir, I did.
Hulk: (Death Glare, spits out a broken tooth, growls)
Tony Stark: ...I'm sorry.

"....I have to get off this planet."
Loki upon seeing the Hulk, Thor: Ragnarok

Did we just lose?
Peter Quill, Avengers: Infinity War

James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell's happening?
Steve Rogers: ...oh, God.
Avengers: Infinity War, as half the universe dies

    Literature 
A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die...
And that is the look I'm talking about.
Jonathon Killian, Scarecrow

The lead Consultant spoke quietly but urgently into his communicator, saying that he Wasn't Quite Sure Whether Or Not The Shit Indicator Had Just Risen to Nostril Deep.
Shining Armor, by Dominic Green

Gunnery Sergeant Bardue: Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!
Team: Oh fuck.
Whateley Universe, "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy"

'Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams - dreams, do you understand, come to life, come real. Not daydreams: Dreams!'
There was about half a minute’s silence and then, with a great clatter of armor, the whole crew were tumbling down the main hatch as quick as they could and flinging themselves on the oars to row as they had never rowed before...

    Live-Action TV 
Crais: I know this ship, and something is out of balance!
Stark: You're imagining things... although, this is strange.
Crais: What?
Stark: Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... but we landed the pod in Bay 1...
Crais: TALYN, SEAL ALL HATCHES!!!
Farscape, seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck

Mack: Did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?
Coulson: You had to see that coming. Let's go! Go, go, go, go!

"Hi, how are you? Why don't you go ahead and take a seat over there?"
Chris Hansen to a luckless pedophile, Dateline, "To Catch a Predator"

The Doctor: It's afraid. Terribly afraid, and powerful. It doesn't know it yet, but it will do. (giggles) It's got the power of a god and I just sent it to its room!
(continuous clicking noise)
Rose: Doctor...
Gas-mask child: I'm here! Can't you see me?
Rose: What's that noise?!
The Doctor: End of the tape [with the child's voice]... It ran out about thirty seconds ago...
Gas-mask child: I'm here now! Can't you see me?
The Doctor: I sent it to its room... This is its room...
Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"

Demon: Oh crap.
Dean: You said it, you're in a world of—
Crowley: (behind Dean) Hello, boys.
Dean: Oh crap.
Supernatural, "Time For A Wedding"

"What?! TEN Red Rangers?!"
General Venjix, Power Rangers Wild Force, "Forever Red"

Quark: Did you hear? Keiko's going to have another baby!
Worf: Now?!

Come on! Run! RUN!
Tormund Giantsbane, upon realising that the Night King is about to use Viserion's desecrated corpse to breach the Wall, Game of Thrones

What have they done?
Valery Legasov, seeing the remains of Reactor 4 for the first time, Chernobyl

    Music 
I see a glimpse of recognition
But it's too little it's too late, it's too late
And what you thought was your best decision
Just became your worst mistake
Christina Aguilera, "Army of Me"

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back,
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered, "What was that?"
"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are."
And that was when she started screaming,
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition!
Must have wound up on the floor while
We were switching our positions.
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
Nickelback, "Animals"

    Professional Wrestling 
"He's just a man!"
Arn Anderson, in re Ricky Steamboat being Dustin Rhodes' mystery partner against WCW World Tag Team ChampionsArn and Larry Zbyszko, WCW Clash of the Champions XVII, November 19, 1991.

"No way! No way!"
ECW World Heavyweight Champion "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, after "Welcome to the Jungle" hit, realizing that he's facing his own Triple Threat stablemate "The Beast From The East" Bam Bam Bigelow, and that "Ravishing" Rick Rude had screwed him over TWICE IN SIX MONTHS!, ECW Hardcore TV, October 25, 1997 (taped October 16th).
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    Puppet Shows 
(Unaware of the Mysterons' powers, Colonel White has assigned a Mysteron reconstruction of Captain Scarlet to protect the World President. "Scarlet" has just taken off.)
Lieutenant Green: Spectrum Control.
Spectrum Communication Guy: Spectrum New York reports body of Captain Brown found near scene of car crash.
Lieutenant Green: What does this mean, sir?
Colonel White: The Captain Brown who escorted the President must have been an imposter. Something happened at that car crash that we don't understand.
Lieutenant Green: But Captain Scarlet was there...
Colonel White: Captain Scarlet... whatever happened to Captain Brown may also have happened to Captain Scarlet! Lieutenant Green, contact Destiny Angel immediately, and tell her to escort Captain Scarlet back to the carrier.
(cut to Captain Scarlet's plane)
Destiny Angel: You are to return to Cloudbase immediately. [beat] Captain Scarlet, did you receive my message? Cloudbase, Captain Scarlet does not answer.
Colonel White: Something has happened to Captain Scarlet. Somehow, the Mysterons have affected him. That means the President is in grave danger.

MOMMY!
Super Grover, pre-crash landing, Sesame Street

    Theater 
I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN! (flatlines) Oh fuck.
Roy Cohn, Angels in America: Perestroika

Hamilton: I wish you'd brought this girl with you tonight, Burr.
Burr: You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir.
Hamilton: What do you mean?
Burr: She's married.
Hamilton: I see.
Burr: She's married to a British officer.
Hamilton: Oh shit...

Reynolds: Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to-
Hamilton: Fuuuuuuu...
Hamilton, again

    Video Games 
"He is here."
Satan, DOOM (2016), when the Doomguy returns to Hell

Sir Kull: Did you see it?
Sir Round: See what?
Sir Kull: THAT...
Sir Round: (as screen zooms in on Shadowfall) OH... MY... G- (interrupted by lightning flash) I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!
Sir Kull: It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!
Sir Round: We are so boned!
Sir Kull: Bad choice of words friend...
Sir Round: This is a grave situation!
Sir Kull: Ugh...
— Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene, AdventureQuest Worlds

Nonono WAIT! C'mon, give Tao a break! We can go halfsies on the boobies!
Taokaka as Platinum prepares to turn her into a Boing Card in her Gag Reel in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend

Oh, sod.
Guard upon seeing you with a sword in your hand during the City Elf origin, Dragon Age: Origins

Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience delights me!
Dummied Out line from Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas

J-Julia?! Why... What are you... Argh! Manfroy, you've made a grave mistake!
Julius, battle quote against Julianote , Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War

I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die.
Morinth, Mass Effect 2

Mook 1: Why did he say "Slow him down?" We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?
Mook 2: He said slow him down because he thinks we're cannon fodder.
Mook 1: Oh. Well, shit.
Mass Effect 3, Citadel DLC

TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!
Multiplayer Announcer, Modern Warfare 2

Ginko: Ugh! We've been going down this river forever! I'm boooooored!
Eikichi: Will you quit your yappin'!? What'll it take to make you happy, a waterfall showing up suddenly like in the movies? Huh!?
Maya: Shh... That sound... Oh no...!
(as the camera pans out to reveal that there is indeed a waterfall, and they're headed straight for it and can't avoid it)
Ginko, Tatsuya, Jun & Eikichi: No way!
Persona 2: Innocent Sin

Akihiko: M-Mitsuru's here too!? Oh, man. There's no way she'll consider this just a "misunderstanding"!
Junpei: Yeah, but it's not like we could get expelled for this, right? I mean, it was men only when we got here. So, it's actually kinda funny, if you think about it.
Akihiko: This is Mitsuru we're talking about. If she finds us, she'll... *gulp*
Junpei: What? She'll what?
Akihiko: She'll execute us...!
Ryoji: E-Execute us!?

Morgana: Shoot... this is bad!
Yusuke: What's the matter?
Morgana: Not only did the real person come into her own Palace, she awakened to a Persona while she was here! This place could collapse any second now!

Granted, the moment when someone loses all hope... I really do love to watch that moment.

Lester: Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.
Sarge: It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller kind of Zerg. But they normally ain't this far out unless... oh shit.
(camera angle changes to reveal they've been surrounded by Hydralisks)

Sonic: We need to land on the Egg Carrier!
Tails: Whoops...uh, we have a problem here.
Sonic: What's that?
Tails: There's no landing gear in this mode!
Sonic: What?!

Dr. Eggman: You thought you could trick me with that fake Emerald, didn't you?
Tails: ...so, how did you know it wasn't the real one?
Sonic: TAILS!
Dr. Eggman: Because You Just Told Me, fox boy!
Tails: (look of utter shock)

JARED! CALL ME DOCTOR AND DOUBLE MY PRESCRIPTIONS!
J. Jonah Jameson upon learning that there are two Spider-Men, Spider-Man (PS4)

"She's here..."
BJ Blazkowics, moments before Frau Engel's flying fortress appears, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

"You are dead! I severed your head from your shoulders! I KILLED YOU!"
Frau Engel before BJ kills her, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Papyrus: Let's say... a tiny flower helped me.
Alphys: A tiny... flower?!note 
[Flowey traps them]
Undertale, before battle with Asriel.

"Its energy signature far exceeds that of the Invader Armor, our combat mech. The nearly infinite power within this life-form is astounding. Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good."
Star Dream, Kirby: Planet Robobot

"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!"
Enemy robots, Berzerknote 

"Confound it! We've lost contact with the main host!"
System Message, Final Fantasy XIV (in the final minutes of the original version's service, as Dalamud descends upon the realm)

    Web Animation 
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!"
Caboose (as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank), Red vs. Blue

Donut: Hey! Yeah, Simmons! I'm inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!
Simmons: What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. [sees Donut talking to The Meta] OH, FUCK!! Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!
Red vs. Blue: Recreation, episode 12

    Web Comics 
White Mage: Did you feel that?
Black Belt: What?
White Mage: A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "Oh Shit".
[elsewhere]
Matoya: Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
8-Bit Theater (when Black Mage becomes the leader of Hell)

Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! Ha... ha.

It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... in the body of one of their allies. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's the look.
Karnak, Dominic Deegan

I'm sitting on a bomb trying to disarm it. This is the feeling you get when the bomb bay doors open.

Doctor Bunnigus: Is... is this part of a grenade?
Captain Tagon: Yeah. it's... wait, where's the rest of it?!

Pranger's Bangers Officer: Commander, the House Phica shield just went back up.
Pranger's Bangers Commander: That's... odd.
Officer: It seems to be flickering a bit. We can probably breach, but—
Commander: FULL POWER TO SHIELDS! PILOT! HUG THE GROUND! NOW NOW N—
Narrator: That's evaporating neutronium. Be glad we're watching from way back here.

THE AI HAS GONE FERAL! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!

Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

Dr. Wily: I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!
Bass: Huh... Wily?!
Dr. Wily: Oh crap! I actually brought Bass back to life!

"...Assuming is like breathing. You only really notice you've been doing it when you stop. And then you die."
High Priest of Hel, The Order of the Stick

    Web Original 
Jeremy's body seemed to know what was coming even before impact, and the rodent part of his brain engaged its natural defenses. He went limp on the way up, hoping the predator would mistake him for dead. Post-impact, it was a different story. While wide awake, each of Jeremy Bullock's limbs tried to escape from his body in different directions, probably to find four different lawyers to sue the fight promoter that allowed this circus. Ike Turner has been in fairer fights than this.

"You know what's funny is that she (Carmilla's Mother) kind of did (get everything she wanted). I mean...she wanted the board out of the way. She wanted the Corvette controlling the campus. She wanted the angler fish dead. If the dean weren't dead it'd be her party. But...she is though...dead. I mean...totally, really, dropped a bolder on her, Disney villain dead. Right? Right?!

I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master Thousand Mile Stare, of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant.
Spoony, describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his Mazes and Monsters review

NOOOOO!!! You let him in his zone! Why did you do that?!
Todd in the Shadows, "Ni**as in Paris"

Oh, how cute. He named it-OH, SHIT!
Perfect Cell, Dragonball Z Abridged, about to be hit by Vegeta's max-power Final Flash.

Take solace, Gohan! Though you have fought alone, you will not die alone! That is my last gift to you: a perfect death! (Vegeta blasts Cell in the back, causing him to stumble) ...oh, shit. (Gohan's Kamehameha starts to overwhelm Cell's) ...OH SHIT!
Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Garlic Jr.: ...oh God, your father's Goku. Oh my GOD, you morons stole Goku's kid?! How?! How did you steal Goku's kid?!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic Jr.: Oh my shit.

Wait, I lied! I did not see that coming! Nopenopenopenopenopenope SO MUCH NOPE.
JonTron, upon seeing a dog-man hybrid in Monster Party

I love that look in movies where people know they just fucked.
Korey Coleman from Double Toasted, describing an unlucky Mook in the trailer for Atomic Blonde.

See that little speck over there, a bird or something? Pretend it's a Dalek. Zoom in on that, all the way in. Use the vision stabilisers, turn up the enhancers to 10+, initialise the image lock... (the speck is actually a Dalek) ...that's... that's not actually possible. Lock onto it. Lock on! That's not a hallucination; that's real, that's... real! Track it! Track it, wherever it goes! One Dalek, incoming! I repeat, one Dalek, incoming! Maximum alert!
Time Lord Soldier 1, The Last Day

Tails and Chris: OH CRAP!
Eggman: Would you quit it with the "oh crap"s already?!
Sonic: HEY! EGGMAN!
Eggman: What the- OH CRAP!

This is that moment when, you're in a bar... and your friend decides to take a swing at a member of a biker gang. It is the moment you learn how fast you can run.

    Western Animation 
Stone-eye cyclops...right out of the family bestiary...God shits in my dinner once again...
Trevor Belmont, Castlevania

Bender: I can't see. Are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.
Futurama, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

Oh no.
Aku (after Jack finally went back to the past to kill him), Samurai Jack CI

"IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE???!!!"
Edd/Double D, Ed, Edd n Eddy, "Rent-a-Ed"

Captain: Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
Lyle Lanley: North Haverbrook... where have I heard that name before? (remembers that this was one of the towns he scammed) Oh, no. OH, NO!
The Simpsons, "Marge vs the Monorail"

I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. (hangs up phone)
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! (sighs) It's too hot today.
Cayman Islands banker, The Simpsons, "Bart the Fink"

Yes, I should be—GOOD LORD! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Superintendent Gary Chalmers, The Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield"

Hijacker: Let's make an example of this "hero." (aims gun) A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...?
Lois Lane: Lane.
Hijacker: Lane, Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?!
Lois Lane: 'fraid so.

Terrorsaur: Blast those Maximals! They destroyed my power! But at least I got rid of Megatron!
(Terrorsaur arrives at the Predacon base, only to be greeted by a royally pissed off Megatron)
Megatron: Well, well... Look who's...BACK.
Terrorsaur: (turns white out of sheer terror) Help...!

I don't think the therapy's working...

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