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"I will be what I will be."
  • Ambiguous Gender: More common in Judaism, but present in other views. The reasoning being, why would a perfect being (who simply "is" according to the quote above) have a mortal gender identity?
  • Awesomeness Is Volatile: His presence can be lethal for mere mortals.
  • Badass Boast: Has quite a few, but his extended rant on his own awesomeness in Book of Job is especially notable.
  • There Can Only Be One: The "one and true deity" note  of course, but given how much He is angered at the worship of other gods as well as some weird one time passages/verses suggest He may not be the only one. Needless to say....
  • The Unpronouncable: YHWH is not supposed to be pronounced.

Adam and Eve
And God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creep upon the earth."
  • Beauty Equals Goodness: Many biblical scholars argue that Adam was the most handsome man and Eve the most beautiful woman, being directly created by God.
  • The Exile: Adam and Eve were permanently banished from the Garden of Eden for disobeying God.
  • Double Standard: Some people have put the blame solely on Eve, others on Adam.
  • Innocent Fanservice Girl: Eve, like Adam, is naked because humans were still innocent. Until they eat the forbidden fruit and are banished from the Garden.
  • Meaningful Name: Adam was the first man, his name means "man". Eve was the first woman. Her name in Hebrew means "living one" or "source of life".
  • Methuselah Syndrome: Not only Adam and Eve, but plenty of their offspring. It is not until after Exodus things start to even out.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Them eating the forbidden fruit led to centuries' worth of sin and sorrow.
  • Sadly Mythtaken: The Bible does not call the fruit an apple. The portrayal of said fruit as an apple is a Stealth Pun on the Latin word malus.
  • Swiss Messenger: Picture the most beautiful person of the preferred gender you know of. Thanks to them, you're not hanging out naked with him or her in the Garden.

Sentient Talking Snake, (Satan according to some traditions); sometimes named Nahash
Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field.
  • Brother Chuck: Despite causing the following: Mankind receiving knowledge of good and evil, Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden and being cursed, the existence of death, the existence of the entire human race, and the first evil act ever, the snake absolutely disappears off of the face of the earth after the whole "Eden" incident. It is possible that he is Satan, but The Bible is not explicit about this.
  • Our Dragons Are Different: One interpretation. Before being made to crawl upon his belly he must have had legs. What would you call a walking, talking serpent with (at least) human level intelligence?

"Am I my brother's keeper?"
  • Being Evil Sucks: According to Islam, he felt really bad after killing Abel but he never really repented.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Sure you may have gotten shafted in the contest, but was murder really the best way to resolve the issue?
  • Green-Eyed Monster: He murdered his brother because of he coveted his land.
  • Joker Immunity: The ur-example. He commits the first murder and is protected from retribution ever after by his mark.
  • Red Right Hand: God gave him a mark to protect him from harm, specifically anyone who might seek vengeance upon him for Abel's death. Exactly what kind of mark is not canonically specified, and interpretations vary.
  • The Resenter: Bible commentators indicate that Cain was this due to his parents having been driven out of the garden of Eden.
  • Walking the Earth: After Cain murdered his bother, he became a wanderer until he settled in the Land of Nod.

"Why are you angry? Why that scowl on your face? If you had done the right thing, you would be smiling." note 
  • Youngest Child Wins: Slightly subverted since he dies, and Adam and Eve have another son after his death.

He spent his life in fellowship with God, and then he disappeared, because God took him away.

And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

He was a mighty hunter before The Lord.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: The nation he built, Babylon, would become a Middle Eastern power.
  • You Keep Using That Word: His name was, for a long time, synonymous with "hunter". Now, thanks to Warner Bros. cartoons, it's used to mean someone obsessed with something.

There went in two and two unto Noah into the Ark, the male and the female.
  • Cool Boat: The Ark, big enough to house at least two of every animal and Noah's entire family.

Children of Israel
"But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people."
  • The Clan: Originally a confederation of tribes. Hence the term "children of..."
  • Determinator: And they're still around. Really! Although ten of the original twelve tribes are unaccounted for.
  • Heel–Face Revolving Door: Israel's history with God is basically a sine wave of loyalty and disloyalty, usually depending on the men leading them at the moment.
  • I Gave My Word : The word "testament" implies "treaty of vassalship". In other words Israel is a sub-kingdom that accepted God as their Feudal Overlord.
  • Proud Warrior Race: At times in the Bible, though not so much afterward. Is there a Proud Survivor Race trope?
  • Slave Race: Once, they were all slaves to the Egyptians.
  • Too Dumb to Live: The ease with which they are led astray from God is mind-boggling, particularly given that they can usually remember seeing one of His miracles in person, or hearing about such from a close relative whenever it happens. Golden Calf incident, we're looking at you.
  • Your Cheating Heart: Adultery is used as a common metaphor for idolatry.
  • Zen Survivor: Despite slavery in Egypt; being conquered by the Babylonians, Persians, Greeks, and Romans; persecution by Christians for not accepting Jesus; and persecution by Nazis for being supposedly genetically inferior, they keep on keeping on.

"I will bless those who bless you. But I will curse those who curse you. And through you I will bless all nations."

  • Angel Unaware: Is rewarded for entertaining three of these...with a long-awaited son in his old age
  • Idiot Ball: Locked his wife Sarah in a box while passing through Egypt, for fear that she would be taken by the Egyptians on account of her beauty. He didn't stop to think that maybe, just maybe the box would have to pass through Customs.
  • I Lied: Well, more like told a half-truth: told the Egyptians (who found her in the above incident) that she was his sister. (She was his half-sister, as well as his wife.) He did this to protect himself from being killed by the men in order to obtain her. (Which they never did, even upon finding out the truth.) The lie causes all sorts of mayhem. Oh, and this happened more than once.
  • Human Sacrifice: Abraham was almost sacrificed (according to a Midrash), but escaped. Later, he almost sacrificed Isaac, note  but just barely didn't.
  • Macho Masochism: Within this universe, he's the ur-example of one of the most common in the Old World.
  • Meaningful Rename: God has him change his name from Abram (High father) to Abraham (Father of many).
  • The Mourning After: Averted. After Sarah dies, he marries another (much younger) woman named Keturah. (Who some believe is his concubine Hagar, by another name.)
  • Pals with Jesus: Is literally called a "friend of God."
  • Parental Favoritism:
    • He preferred Isaac over Ishmael, but was ready to sacrifice Isaacnote  to God when God told him to. Good thing it was just a test.
    • The Genesis account indicates that Abraham actually pleaded with God for Ishmael to receive some sort of blessing from God as well. Isaac was really The Chosen One Because Destiny Says So.
  • Parents as People
  • Sacred Hospitality: God is debating whether to destroy the city of Sodom. Abraham bargains God down to letting the city survive if there are ten good men. God's messengers go to Sodom, and they meet Lot and his family. The Sodomites want to rape them. Lot's even willing to let them rape his daughters rather than these men. The city is destroyed.

  • Angel Unaware: Entertains three of these, and is rewarded with a long-awaited son
  • Rich Bitch: When her jealousy gets the better of her (see above) she abuses her pregnant servant.note  Also, she sends Ishmael (legally her son) out into the desert, not giving a rip what happens to him because she favors her biological son Isaac.
  • Teen Pregnancy: Inverted. She gets pregnant well past childbearing age.

His hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him.

  • Hero of Another Story: He is an important patriarch to the Muslims, just as Isaac is to Jews and Christians.

"Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of."

"Two nations fight in your womb. The lesser will defeat the greater, the older shall serve the younger."

  • Sacred Hospitality: Offers Abraham's messenger a place to stay, plus water for himself and all his camels.

And he sold his birthright unto Jacob.

  • Cain and Abel: The trope might just as well have been called Jacob and Esau. Esau sells his birthright to Jacob for some porridge, Jacob tricks Isaac into giving him Esau's blessing, Esau tries to kill Jacob, Jacob runs away and comes back with gifts for Esau. End result: Esau repents, makes up with Jacob, and accepts gifts from Jacob. The thing is, it's kind of hard to tell who is Abel and who is Cain in this scenario.
  • Carpet of Virility: Esau was such a hairy man that when Jacob tricked Isaac (who had gone blind in his old age) into thinking he was Esau, he wore a goat skin to simulate Esau's hairiness.
  • Evil Twin: To Jacob. (Unlike most examples, he's not truly evil, just short-sighted, and he and Jacob are Polar Opposite Twins.)
  • Parental Marriage Veto: Rebekah does not like the Canaanite women he married.
  • Polyamory: As many men of that time and place did, Esau was married to Adath, Basemath, and Oholibama, three local Canaanite women.note 
  • Rated M for Manly: Why Isaac favors him over Jacob; Isaac admires Esau's hunting skill
  • Self-Made Man: He is not The Chosen One, but after the Time Skip, he already has a lot of wealth and status to his name (almost as much as Jacob)

Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man.
  • Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: He fought God Himselfnote  and almost won, but God cheated by breaking his hip, after fighting him all day and all night. Jacob gained the nickname "Yisrael" which means "Struggles with God," or, the more popular translation, "Israel" means "Let God prevail" meaning he struggles with God and lets Him win.
  • Dysfunction Junction: Right in the middle of one. Also applies to his relatives on this list, but he's the one who has to deal with it from all sides.
  • Easily Forgiven: Esau forgives him for stealing his birthright and welcomes Jacob and his family warmly
  • Groin Attack: A particularly nasty variant by said sons: convince the rapist and his people to get circumcised, then slaughter them all while they're still in pain.
  • Guile Hero: And how. He gets it from his mother's side of the family.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Jacob's name means deceiver, and he is often shown using tricks to get his way. He even, at his mother's request, tricked his father into giving him the better inheritance.
  • Parental Favoritism: Jacob was Rebecca's favorite, and later Jacob preferred his (second) youngest son, Joseph. Notice a pattern here?
  • Rape and Revenge: His sons, led by Simeon and Levi, brutally avenging their sister Dinah's rape.
  • Marry Them All: With the sisters (and his cousins) Leah and Rachel. It wasn't his idea, though; he wanted Rachel but was stuck with Leah after the Bride and Switch. Like most other accounts of polygamy in the Bible, it ends badly, here in the form of an ugly Sibling Rivalry.
  • Youngest Child Wins: According to later books in The Bible, the nation who will produce the savior of mankind will bear his name while Esau's will vanish from the earth.

Rachel was lovely in form and beautiful
  • Beauty Equals Goodness: She is described as more beautiful than her sister, who turns out to be, if not evil, then certainly angry and bitter.
  • Guile Heroine: Stole Laban's idols and hid them in her menstruation couch.
  • No Periods, Period: Averted; her excuse for not getting up to let guards search was "It's that time of the month."
  • Sibling Rivalry: With Leah, because Leah was able to give Jacob lots of sons.
  • Youngest Child Wins: Jacob's favored wife bore his favorite sons, one of which becomes a Prince.

Leah had tender eyes.

  • Manipulative Bastard: Not only did he trick his son-in-law into marrying both of his daughters, but he went out of his way to keep Jacob working for him.
  • Pure Is Not Good: His name means "White" so he is apparently without blemish or fault, yet he is a scheming bastard who used his own daughters to his advantage.
  • Stealth Pun: Keeps culling the sheep without speckles or spots from Jacob's herds, before Jacob turns the tables on him with primitive methods of breeding.

Joseph, son of Jacob
Now Israel loved Joseph more than all his children, because he was the son of his old age: and he made him a coat of many colors.

  • Annoying Younger Sibling: Not only does the 17-year-old Joseph tell tales about his brothers to his father, he openly announces his dreams about ruling over them all and flaunts his coat as much as possible.
  • Beauty Equals Goodness: "Joseph was handsome in form and appearance." Additionally, according to Muslim tradition, "One half of all the beauty God apportioned for mankind went to Joseph; the other one half went to the rest of mankind."
  • Big Brother Instinct: Joseph's reaction on seeing Benjamin for the first time in more than 20 years:
    God be gracious unto you, my son.
  • Bureaucratically Arranged Marriage: Joseph's marriage with Asenath seems to be an example of this. However, in view of Joseph's monogamy, the birth of his two sons, and the absence of any contrary statement in the Bible, it might also qualify as a Perfectly Arranged Marriage.
  • Chaste Hero: Resisted the advances of his master Potiphar's wife.
  • Chick Magnet: Implied in the biblical episode involving Potiphar's wife. Dwelt on in much greater detail in the Quran.
  • Completely Unnecessary Translator: To conceal his true identity, Joseph uses an interpreter to speak to his brothers. This leads to a moment of Bilingual Bonus for Joseph, when the brothers' private conversation turns to what they did to him all those years ago.
  • Dramatic Irony: The brothers insist before the Vizier of Egypt that they are "honest men". They don't realise that the man they are speaking to is the brother whose death they faked after having sold him into slavery 20 years ago.
  • The Good Chancellor: He saves countless lives and livestock through his efficient administration during the seven years of famine. Harsher in Hindsight, though, as his economic policies result in the State gaining ownership over all privately owned property.
  • Guile Hero: No matter where he is placed, Joseph finds a way to climb to the top of the organisation through sheer intelligence, charisma and competence. Also, see Xanatos Gambit below.
  • Hypercompetent Sidekick: To Potiphar, his warden in prison, and eventually to Pharaoh; to the point that Potiphar and the warden felt they didn't need to supervise him, and Potiphar even lost track of all his affairs because Joseph took care of them all.
  • Made a Slave: His brothers sold him into slavery.
  • Matzo Fever: He unwittingly infected Potiphar's wife with this.
  • Not So Stoic: Despite his cold and calculating treatment of his brothers, Joseph loses his composure several times in private. That's before his rather public outburst and self-revelation following Judah's Rousing Speech.
  • Parental Favoritism: He was the favorite son of Jacob, being the first child of his favorite wife. It's encouraging to note that Joseph himself systematically averts this trope in relation to the upbringing of his own two children, Manasseh and Ephraim. He is even somewhat disapproving of Jacob when Jacob resorts to his old habit of favouring the younger child by giving the greater blessing to Ephraim.
  • Rags to Riches: Eventually became second to Pharaoh in power, sometimes described as being a prince. (Not the same Pharaoh who enslaved the Israelites.)
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Zig-Zagged with. As the Vizier of Egypt, Joseph acts like The Good Chancellor and is ultimately praised by the people for saving their lives. However, when dealing with his brothers (before having revealed his true identity), Joseph takes full advantage of his power and makes them suffer for what they did to him.
  • Requisite Royal Regalia: A small-scale version: the fancy robe Jacob gave him is believed to traditionally signify a father's choice of successor as head of the family. And of course, he got the real deal when Pharaoh made him second-in-command of all Egypt.
  • Xanatos Gambit: Precisely what Joseph had in mind during the above-mentioned cat-and-mouse game is up for debate. However, it would most likely have been something like this: Plan A: (1) Joseph's brothers bring Benjamin to Egypt to buy more corn. (2) Joseph accuses Benjamin of stealing his cup and demands him as a slave. (3) The brothers, having learnt nothing from the past, agree to leave Benjamin with Joseph and go back to Canaan. (4) Joseph and Benjamin live happily ever after in Egypt. Plan B: (1)-(2) are the same as before. (3) The brothers, wiser with experience, refuse to part with Benjamin, thereby indicating to Joseph that they have overcome their hatred for Rachel's sons and are ready for reconciliation. (4) Joseph reconciles with his entire family and they ALL live happily ever after in Egypt. Fortunately, it was Plan B which succeeded.
  • Youngest Child Wins: Naturally, in keeping with several generations of family tradition.

  • Heroic Sacrifice: Offers himself as a slave to Joseph to save Benjamin.
  • Hypocrite: Is willing to put Tamar to death for adultery despite having slept with some random prostitute himself. Upon realizing that she was the prostitute he realizes his error.
  • Made a Slave: He was the one to suggest selling Joseph into slavery. Also see Heroic Sacrifice.
  • Rousing Speech: Judah's famous monologue in Chapter 44 proves to be the catalyst to the family's reconciliation, causing Joseph to break down in Manly Tears.
  • Token Good Teammate - He was the one who suggested selling Joseph to slavery instead of killing him.
  • What Have I Done: He almost had Tamar put to death for adultery before realizing that he was the one at fault.

Tamar (daughter-in-law of Judah)
  • Bed Trick: Tricked Judah into sleeping with her by disguising herself as a prostitute.
  • Cartwright Curse: She married Judah's first son, who died. Then she married Judah's second son, who practiced coitus interruptus and was killed by God as punishment.
  • Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Briefly. She impersonates a hooker as part of a ploy to get her stingy father-in-law to do as he'd agreed and provide her with a new husband.
  • Youngest Child Wins: Her younger son took his brother's place as first-born as they were being born.

  • Bilingual Backfire: Ruben and his brothers recall their betrayal of Joseph in front of the Vizier of Egypt, who doesn't speak Canaanite, or so they think.
  • Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Poor Ruben, through and through. A prime example of this trope is when Ruben tries to persuade Jacob to let Benjamin travel with him to Egypt. As an indication of his sincerity, he tells Jacob he will kill both his own sons if he can't bring Benjamin back. Needless to say, Jacob isn't persuaded.

Pharaoh (Genesis)
  • Dreaming of Things to Come: God gave him two prophetic dreams that Joseph interpreted.
  • No Name Given: His real name is never given. Pharaoh is a title.
  • One Steve Limit: Averted, there are other Pharaohs mentioned. In fact, it's likely that Joseph served under multiple Pharaohs.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: He was willing to accommodate Joseph's relatives in Goshen, a particularly fertile area of Egypt where they would be able to graze their flocks (and also where they would be separate from the Egyptian populace, as Egyptians tended to look down on shepherds).

"Let my people go!"
  • Back from the Dead: While this would normally not apply to someone for whom they Never Found the Body, he shows up again over 1000 years later in the New Testament as a spirit.
  • Beyond the Impossible: He writes about his own death.
  • Cue the Sun: God prolongs the day in one battle for as long as Moses held up his arms. He got people to help him hold them up.
  • Maligned Mixed Marriage: Given the area she came from, Its very likely that one of his wives was black. In any case, Miriam and Aaron where not happy about him marrying her, and spoke against him until God got angry at them and rebuked them.
  • Moses in the Bulrushes: The Trope Namer. Ironically, he is not a perfect fit for this trope as in the actual text he knew he was an Israelite. The movie changed it because of the Rule of Drama.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: When the Israelites were complaining about a lack of water, God told Moses to speak to a stone to get a spring to appear, but Moses smacked it with his staff instead. As punishment for not following God's directions exactly, he was not allowed to enter the promised land.
  • Shiksa Goddess: His wife's Ethiopian, he is Jewish.
  • Unstoppable Rage: Got quite angry when he came back to find some of the Israelites worshiping a golden calf. Understandable. The text ambiguously implies they were having a orgy.
  • Unaccustomed as I Am to Public Speaking...: He had a speech impediment, so his brother Aaron did the talking for him. This is subverted in Deuteronomy which shows how much he's changed. The whole book is Moses' eloquent last instructions to Israel before his death.

  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Often portrayed as a nicer person than his brother, especially in the Talmud, where he micromanages Israelite home life. His death is also given a lot more solemnity than Moses'.
  • Too Dumb to Live: After he had seen irrefutable evidence of God, he breaks one of the first commands He gave him: not to make any idols. Granted, he was being pressured, but it's still kinda stupid.

And Miriam the prophetess, Aaron’s sister, proceeded to take a tambourine in her hand; and all the women began going out with her with tambourines and in dances.
  • Jerkass: Temporarily; She didn't like Moses's new wife and roped Aaron into helping her speak out against her. God didn't like that very much.
  • Sick Episode: Punishment for her insolence; she got better.

Pharaoh (Exodus)
Then the LORD said to Moses, "Now you will see what I will do to Pharaoh: Because of my mighty hand he will let them go; because of my mighty hand he will drive them out of his country."
  • Determinator: He was stubborn even before Godnote  started hardening his heart.
  • Ignored Epiphany: He admitted that "this time I have sinned", that his people were wrong and God is right, told Moses that he could go, then, right after Pharaoh saw that the hail and rain were gone and everything was fine and dandy again, Pharaoh "hardened" his own heart and refused to let the Israelites go.
  • Infant Immortality: Averted. He sent men to kill the Israelites kids. His own son died later.
  • Infanticide Backfire: One of the infants they tried to kill survived, and this ultimately resulted in the Israelites being freed and the death of Pharaoh.
  • Kill It with Water:
    • Orders the first born sons of the Israelites to be thrown into the Nile river.
    • He himself dies when the water of the red sea rushes back into place.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Send men to drown the infants of the people you enslaved? Your own people's children will die, including your own son, and your armies (possibly including you) will drown.
  • Nay-Theist: He acknowledged the existence of God. He even went so far as to admits that he sinned, but he still refused to do what God said and let His people go.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Herod!: Attempted unsuccessfully to kill the prophesied savior by killing all male hebrew babies. Ended unknowingly raising the child himself.
  • No Name Given: His real name is never given, as Pharaoh is just a title.
  • One Steve Limit: Averted, as there are other Pharaohs mentioned.
  • Rage Against the Heavens: He fought against God by refusing to let His people go, even after he saw proof that He exists.
  • Pride: His refusal to humble himself before God cost him quite dearly, any way you slice it.

And Israel served the Lord throughout Joshua's lifetime.
  • "Blind Idiot" Translation: The translation directed by King James the 1st of England confuses him with Jesus at a few points. Helps that their Name's The Same, albeit under different naming conventions.
  • Cue the Sun: "And that day was unlike any other before or since, when God listened to a man" - Joshua 10:14
  • Curse: He foretold that whoever rebuilds Jericho will lose both his sons in the process and this came true during the time of Ahab.
  • Heroic BSoD: When the attack on the city of Ai failed followed by God telling him Get up! Why are you down on your face?.
  • Kill ’Em All: What happens to most of the cities he conquers.


"How can I curse those whom God had not?"

Balaam's Donkey
Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
  • Evil-Detecting Dog: The donkey was able to see the angel. Balaam could not until the angel revealed himself. (This was not a Glamour Failure, as it was very likely intentional.)
  • Stubborn Mule: This is probably what Balaam thought, but in reality the Donkey refused to move because she saw an angel.
  • Talking Animal: It was due to a miracle, but it is not clear whether this literally happened or was a vision of some sort.

"And I rose a mother in Israel".
  • Action Girl: She got her job as judge/ruler by acting when the men would not.
  • Animal Theme Naming: Her name means bee.
  • Brains and Brawn: Deborah is the brains to Barak's Brawn; Without her at his side guiding him every step of the way, he wouldn't have gone to war.
  • Iron Lady: She was nearly unstoppable in battle
  • The Smurfette Principle: Certainly not intentional, but she IS the only female Judge.
  • Team Mom: See the quote. She's the team mom for the entire Jewish nation.
  • Warrior Poet: Her and Barak celebrate the victory over Sisera and his army by breaking into song.

"Come and I shall show you the man you are looking for"
  • More Deadly Than the Male: Tricks Sisera into trusting her, lulls him to sleep with warm milk, and then brutally drives a tent stake through his temples.
  • Spell My Name with an "S": Is it Jael or Yaelnote ?

"If you will go with me, I also shall certainly go; but if you will not go with me, I shall not go."
  • Cowardly Lion: Fears going to war without God's prophetess at his side
  • The Aragorn: Takes second string to Deborah, but wins the battle.
  • Warrior Poet: Sings with Deborah after the battle.

"You say that you have decided to use me to rescue Israel. Well, I am putting some wool on the ground where we thresh the wheat..."

  • Better to Die than Be Killed: Tried to get his armor bearer to stab him so no one would know he was fatally wounded by a woman who dropped a rock on him.
  • Evil Prince: Fancied himself as Israel's first king, although God says otherwise.


"From this day I shall be blameless in what I do against the Philistines: For I will do you evils.
  • Badass Israeli to be more specific. He is the strongman of Jewish myth.
  • Bond One-Liner: Upon killing one thousand men with a Donkey's jawbone, he made a pun on the fact that "donkey" and "heap" are homophones in Hebrew. Methods of translating this wordplay vary.
  • Cherry Tapping: 1,000 kill count.....with a jawbone of an donkey.
  • Driven to Suicide: And God helps him with his suicide.
  • Explaining Your Power to the Enemy: Got a haircut out of it.
  • Eye Scream: The Philistines stab out his eyes.
  • Fake Weakness: He made up several of these to tell Delilah, after she asked the secret of his strength. Somehow he never figured out why, whenever he told her one, some Philistines would always try to use it on him...
  • Fatal Flaw:
    • See Love Makes You Dumb.
    • And his drunkenness, which he God told him to avoid, gave Delilah the chance to cut his hair.
  • Good Flaws, Bad Flaws: Despite his faults, the letter to the Hebrews still cite him a great hero for his faith in God, largely due to how he repents.
  • Handicapped Badass: He is blinded by his enemies after being depowered, but he later kills them all for it.
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: Gave this treatment to a random lion.
  • Horrible Judge of Character: One wonders if he was one, considering he ended up having two traitorous wives...
  • Red Herring: Delilah tries to find the reason for Samson's strength by asking him. He is less than helpful at first.
  • Stellar Name: His name means "Sun".


The other Judges (Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar, Tola, Jair, Ibzan, Elon and Abdon)

"For wherever you go, I will go; And wherever you lodge, I will lodge; Your people shall be my people, and your God, my God."
  • Chekhov's Gunman: It's only at the end of her story do we find out her significance, she's David's great grandmother.
  • Ready for Lovemaking: After Boaz had fallen asleep on a grain heap, Ruth uncovered his feet, lied down, and waited for him to wake up with cold feet. This being ancient Israel though, consummation did have to wait until after the wedding.

  • Curse: Through the wickedness of his sons, Eli lost favor with God and it was prophesied that all men in his family will be ruined. The priests of Nob, most were his relatives, were killed by Saul and his youngest son Abiathar, David's high priest, was exiled by Solomon for supporting a rival to the throne.
  • Death by Falling Over: After hearing of his sons' death, he fell from his chair and broke his neck. To be fair, he was already very old.

The Lord called Samuel: and he answered, "Here am I".
  • Last of His Kind: The last of The Judges.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Gives one to Saul after the latter only partially obeys the divine command to utterly wipe out the Amalekites (which included their finest animals, which Saul spared).

"For rejecting The Lord's command, He has rejected you as king!"

"Your love was greater than that of a woman's!"

And David danced before the Lord with all his might.
  • Antagonist in Mourning:
    • David's the protagonist, but when his opponent Saul dies he still goes further than most in mourning a man bent on killing him.
    • He wept hard for Absalom too. It's understandable though, as he was his son.
  • The Atoner:
    • Fasts and prays following God's judgment on him for his adultery and subsequent Uriah Gambit to cover it up; as a result, his life and kingdom are spared but he and Bathsheba lose their first, newborn child and the rest of David's family life is extremely troubled.
    • Also many passages within the Psalms attributed to him are quite repentant.
  • Badass Israeli: The original. Note: The "Star of David" is the frame of his shield.
  • BFS: Wielded the sword of Goliath.
  • Break the Cutie: In his last days, he is described as "no longer feeling warmth". A stark contrast to the happy well-adjusted shepherd boy he once was.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: Brought a gun to a swordfight (metaphorically), then cut Goliath's head off with Goliath's own sword.
  • Even the Guys Want Him: He had several wives (Michal and Bathsheba being just two of them) as well as Ho Yay with Jonathan.
  • Heroic BSoD:
    • What he suffers when told that Jonathan and Saul kicked it. Self-inflicted Clothing Damage included.
    • He gets another one after the death of Abasalom followed by a What The Hell Hero Speech from one of his generals for mourning his enemy and hating the men who fought for him.
  • Obfuscating Insanity: Did this while in exile before he was crowned king, when the King of Gath (Goliath's hometown) recognized him as an anti-Philistine guerrilla warrior.
  • Offered the Crown: Again, he's King David
  • Polyamory: Michal and Bathsheba were just the start; he had eight total plus concubines.
  • The Purge: Killed all the men in Saul's family (except Jonathan's son) eligible for succession and even forced Saul's daughter Michal to marry him again to force an alliance with the former royal family. His last wishes (textually, if not chronologically) were for Solomon were to kill Joab and Shimei, steward of the house of Saul.
  • Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: 1 Samuel, 17:46. "This day the Lord will deliver you up into my hands, and I will strike you down and remove your head from you...!".
  • Pretty Boy: "And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him; for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and withal of a fair countenance."
  • Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: His "Mighty Men" who were mercenaries and outlaws who joined him during his years as a fugitive.
  • Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves: David had the men who killed Ishbal (Saul's heir apparent) executed.
  • Rightful King Returns: Part of the conditions for the Jewish Messiah is being of his bloodline. Given David is estimated to have lived 3000 years ago, had something like 18 wives and concubines, and one of his sons had somewhere around 1000, that's a good chunk of the population, or no-one at all.
  • She Is Not My Girlfriend: David had a young girl as a ward in his old age who everyone thought was a concubine. One of his sons even asked to marry her, perhaps to subtly lay a claim to the throne. David always denied any claims of her being more than his nurse of sorts.
  • Suffer the Slings: Goliath found out the hard way just how deadly they can be.
  • 20 Bear Asses: Although he only needed to bring back 100 Philistine foreskins.
  • The Uriah Gambit: Trope Namer, though Saul tried to pull it on him first with the Philistine Foreskins bit.
  • Warrior Poet: Quite literally. Kicks ass, writes poems, dances with his people. He's even got a nickname, "The Sweet Psalmist of Israel"
  • What the Hell, Hero?: After the above incident with Uriah, Nathan explicitly call him on this. He repents, but it's too late, at least for his first child with Bathsheba.

Abigail, Wife of David
When Abigail caught sight of David, she at once hastened and got down off the ass and fell upon her face before David and bowed to the earth. She then fell at his feet and said: “Upon me myself, O my lord, be the error; and, please, let your slave girl speak in your ears"
  • Shaming the Mob: After her husband Nabal insulted David, David led a couple hundred men back to him, intending to wipe out his entire household. Abigail placates him with gifts of food and a heartfelt speech.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife:
    • Nabal, Abigail's first husband, is certainly ugly... at least in personality, though Abigail's beauty is specifically stated.
    • Averted with her second husband David. He was quite handsome.

"Who is this David? Who is this son of Jesse? Servants have been leaving their masters more and more these days."

"Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves?"
  • Giant Mook: was stated to be around 10 feet — tall even by modern standards.
  • Glass Cannon: It only took one shot from a slingnote  to kill him.
  • Half-Human Hybrid: Depending on how you interpret a passage in Genesis, he may or may not be half angel/demon.

"If I had only been a judge, then this land would have justice".

Tamar, princess of Israel
And she lived in her brother Absalom's house, a desolate woman.


  • Celibate Hero: He refused to have sex with his wife while a war was going on, despite royal orders.


"Consider the lilies of the field. Not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed as well as these".
  • I Lied: Nobody seriously believes he was going to cut a baby in half...
  • Infant Immortality: See the Third Option below.

The Queen of Sheba

"The Lord gave and The Lord hath taken away, blessed be the name of The Lord!"
  • Rules Lawyer: As David Plotz points out, he accused God of wrongdoing, but didn't technically curse Him, as Satan had wanted.
  • Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter: The Satan tried to invoke this reaction, and his own wife suggested it so he could be put out of his misery. It didn't work.
  • Trauma Conga Line - Ur-Example: Servants rush in to inform him of the latest tragedy to plague his estate even while previous servants are still informing him of the one before it.
  • With Friends Like These...: Job's visitors keep insisting that he must have done something to deserve all his suffering, and turn on him when he denies it. In the end, God is far angrier with them than with Job, but pardons them when Job, despite everything, brings an offering on their behalf.

Zimri, king of Israel
  • Driven to Suicide: Set his palace on fire.
  • Klingon Promotion: Became King by assassination. His "reign" lasted a week. Before Judas, Zimri was the byword for traitor. Jezebel called Jehu a "Zimri".

"I will purge the house of Ahab like I had done to the houses of Jeroboam and Baasha. Anyone who dies in the city will be eaten by dogs and anyone who dies in the country will be eaten by birds!"
  • Corner of Woe: After Naboth refused to sell his vineyard to Ahab, Ahab proceeded to curl up on his couch, refuse to eat, and go into a truly royal sulk.
  • Heel Realization: After Elijah declared to him the fate of his family, Ahab tore his clothing and fasted, humbling himself before God.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: His plan to get Jehosaphat killed in battle backfired and Ahab was killed instead.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Was always scheming to displace the Davidic dynasty in Judah.

The very dogs will eat up Jezebel in the plot of land of Jezreel

  • Curse: Elijah fortold that Jezebel would be eaten by dogs when she died. He was right, and it gets described in gory detail.
  • Disney Villain Death: At least the thrown out of the tower bit. What comes after, on the other hand....
  • Face Death with Dignity: She knew that she wasn't going to survive her confrontation with Jehu, so she just put on her best clothes and got ready for whatever it'd come.
  • Flanderization: Over the years her defining feature has become a sexual, seductive nature, when in reality she was an influential and powerful, if evil, Queen.
    • Name's the Same: she is confused with a pagan cult leader mentioned in Revelations.
  • Kick the Dog: After her husband failed to buy Naboth's vineyard, she just coldly arranged his death. And embarrassed him in the process.
  • Poisonous Friend: Lead her husband Ahab down the path of Baal worship and is usually considered to be a bit more evil than he.
  • The Dreaded: Even Elijah, who could call down fire from heaven, was scared of her.
  • The Purge: Ordered the deaths of the Israeli prophets.
  • Trope Namer: Her name is associated with the flanderization.

Elijah the Tishbite
He went and dwelt by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan. And the ravens brought him bread and flesh in the morning, and bread and flesh in the evening; and he drank of the brook.
  • Angel Unaware: Jewish tradition has him taking up this role. Elijah was human back in Biblical days, but he never died and, according to legend, ascended to heaven while still alive. To this day, it is believed he turns up on Earth sometimes to deliver unexpected help.
  • Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: He went to heaven in a fiery whirlwind, rather than die. When he ascended, his robes/coat fell onto his apprentice/friend/padawan Elisha, thus inventing the phrase "Taking up The Mantle of The Prophet". Many still leave a seat open for him at feasts, because they believe that he will come back. In fact, the last verse of the Old Testament refers to Elijah coming back to announce the Day of the Lord.
  • Badass Longcoat: The Coat, or Mantle of The Prophet. It was instrumental in Elijah and Elisha's first meeting, Elijah threw The Coat at Elisha, who instinctively caught it. Later, Elijah parted a river with with it, just before giving it to Elisha, who also used it perform miracles.
  • Clever Crows: God sent ravens to feed him.
  • Friend to All Living Things: When he was hungry ravens would bring food to him. Despite his skill in killing people he was very good with animals and kids. It might have something to do with how he grew up in the wilderness.
  • Last of His Kind:
    • He thought that he was the last surviving prophet and the last faithful person left for a while. God told him that he was not alone and, even if he is the last prophet, he can always train some more prophets, like Elisha.
    • He and Elisha were also the last major Old Testament characters to work miracles. (Though many characters in the New Testament worked miracles.)
  • You Are Not Alone: God showed up, not in a maelstrom of fire, not in a howling wind/hurrricane, but in a still, small voice to tell Elijah this.

The spirit of Elijah doth rest on Elisha.
  • Arc Words: His last words to Elijah, "My father, my father, the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof.", were spoken to him also as he lay dying. No one knows what it means even now.
  • Badass Longcoat: Given to him by Elijah, later used to part the sea, proving himself the true prophet, thus inventing the phrase "Taking up the mantle of the prophet".
  • Bald of Awesome: Never, under any circumstances, insult him for it. Ever. Forty-two youths learned this the hard way.
  • Berserk Button: Never insult his mentor and NEVER mock his baldness in front of him.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: 42 youths died for insulting his baldness. Not the best reaction...
  • Dub Induced Plothole: A nice prophet guy summoning bears to maul what King James and co. translate as "children" makes a lot more sense when you look at the actual Hebrew word and see what it means and how it was used. He was being mocked by a gang of 42 young men, which could have been a threat, especially if they were soldiers.
  • Nice Guy: Surprisingly so, especially when compared to his mentor, Elijah. While most of Elijah's miracles were powerful, violent, and fiery, Elisha's miracles were mostly to heal, save, or help people. Elijah showed thousands of people the power of God, while Elisha preached to individuals, and showed God's helpful, loving side. Just don't insult Elijah, or mock his Bald of Awesome. However, Elisha was not good with kids, nor was he as good with animals as Elijah. Maybe it was because he was a city kid?
  • Think Nothing of It: he refused to take a material reward for curing Naaman of leprosy; however, his friend Gehazi, gladly took Naaman's stuff, and for that he got leprosy himself.

Jehu, king of Israel
  • Drives Like Crazy: His master the king recognized him (2 Kings 9:20) because he drives his chariot "like a madman".
  • The Purge: Killed Jezebel and all Baal priests as well as Ahab's relatives.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Appointed by God to eradicate pagan worship in Israel but his penchant for mass murder went far beyond what was expected of him.

Joash, king of Judah

Athaliah, queen of Judah
  • The Purge: What her father Ahab couldn't do with intrigue and manipulation, she tried to do with force.

Hezekiah, king of Judah
  • Ill Boy: Once was this close to death...
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Nice job showing those Babylonian envoys all Judah's treasures, putting your nation on Babylon's hit list.

Josiah, king of Judah
  • The Ace: The greatest king of Judah bar none.
  • Heroic BSoD: He found a "Book of the Law" (possibly Deuteronomy) and ripped his clothes and mourned because he realized how far his nation had forgotten its roots.
  • Tragic Mistake: Going to war with Egypt. He was killed in battle and Judah just couldn't recover.

"Before you were formed I knew you. Before you were born I set you apart"
  • Heroic BSoD: Seems to be in this state every day of his life.

"Go and get married; your wife will be unfaithful, and your children will be just like her. In the same way my people have left me and became unfaithful".
  • Arranged Marriage: God told him to marry an unfaithful harlot as an object lesson to Israel's idolatry.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to his Amos' red. He spoke out against Israel's internal spiritual problem.

The Lord spoke to Jonah and said "Go to Nineveh, that wicked city, and speak out against it". Jonah set out in the opposite direction.
  • Refusal of the Call: More like he didn't want to preach in the Assyrian capital which would have got him killed. He would face a trial that made him reconsider.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: God did this after Jonah became upset after the people repented:
    But the LORD said, “You have had pity on the plant for which you have not labored, nor made it grow, which came up in a night and perished in a night. And should I not pity Nineveh, that great city, in which are more than one hundred and twenty thousand persons who cannot discern between their right hand and their left—and much livestock?”

"Let justice flow like a river, righteousness like a never-failing stream!"
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red to Hosea's blue. He was a plain spoken Judean farmer who railed against Israel's corrupt affluence.

"Though your sins are as scarlet, you shall be as white as snow".
  • Dreaming of Things to Come: He saw 2 centuries into Israel's future. Some scholars believe these were written by other prophets and attributed them to Isaiah to increase it's authority.

"Nations will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks and they will war no more". note 

They are a hard and obstinate people so I will make you as hard and obstinate as they".
  • Celebrity Is Overrated: People finally listened to him when Jerusalem fell but it was clear to him that they have still not taken God's words to heart.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: At one point, he makes a model of Jerusalem and besieges it in the city square for about fourteen months. Another time, he shaves his head and beard with a sword, then runs about town with a portion of the hair hitting it with the sword.
  • Good Shepherd: He cultivated the image of God as a shepherd better than anyone.

O Daniel, a man greatly beloved.
  • Badass Bookworm: A total genius (he was one of the top students at the royal academy) who interpreted the king's dreams and didn't flinch a bit when thrown into a cave of hungry lions. 99% of people would shit their pants even if they did know God will protect them).
  • Friend to All Living Things: Which saved his life when confronted by hungry lions.
  • Meaningful Rename: The Babylonians changed his name to Belteshazzar in an attempt to get him to worship Babylonian deities.
  • Trope Namer: In the lions' den. Yes, this book has coined a lot of idioms.

Shadrach, Meschach, and Abednego
"If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the God we serve is able to deliver us from it, and he will deliver us from Your Majesty’s hand. But even if he does not, we want you to know, Your Majesty, that we will not serve your gods or worship the image of gold you have set up.”
  • "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: When they refuse to bow down to Nebuchadnezzar's golden idol, their response is "O Nebuchadnezzar, we do not need to defend ourselves before you in this matter. If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the God we serve is able to save us from it, and he will rescue us from your hand, O king. But even if he does not, we want you to know, O king, that we will not serve your gods or worship the image of gold you have set up."
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Subverted. As punishment for refusing to bow down to the king's idol, these three guys get thrown into a furnace. The subversion happens when God protects them within the fire and they emerge from the furnace completely unharmed.
  • Meaningful Rename: They were given new names by the Babylonian government. Their Hebrew names, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah were all meant to glorify God; their new names were meant to glorify Babylonian deities. The name change was supposed to help indoctrinate them in the Babylonian religion. It didn't work.


Queen Vashti
"And the king ordered his wife Vashti to appear before his guests wearing her crown, that he might display her beauty before them, but she came not."

  • Ms. Fanservice: Averted; her husband asked her to come to his banquet to show her off, but she refused
  • Vain Sorceress: She is viewed as vain and conceited for not arriving
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: After she is banished from the empire, she is never mentioned again, and it is not known what happened to her.
  • World's Most Beautiful Woman: So beautiful that her husband wants to show her off (according to some, wearing nothing except her crown)

Queen Esther
"I will go to the king, even if it is forbidden. And if I perish, I perish"
  • Guile Heroine: Used her wits and good looks to save the Jews from Haman.
  • Self-Made Man: Manages to be quite successful even with a lack of miracles backing her up. Often used to drive home the point "God only helps when needed"
  • Stellar Name: Her name means "star".
  • Time Skip: Esther's crowning was delayed by 4 years possibly because Xerxes was fighting those pesky Greeks.
  • World's Most Beautiful Woman: She was chosen as queen because she was regarded as the most beautiful woman in the Persian Empire. (Which did, in fact, stretch across much of the known world at that time.)

"See how the king rewards a man he wishes to honor!"
  • Parental Substitute: He took care of Esther after her parents died when she was a little girl
  • Wife Husbandry: Subverted, as he should have married her per the Jewish rules but didn't do so.

"Who else would the king honor aside from me?"
  • Oh, Crap!: Upon realizing that his queen (Esther) is one of the very people he plans to have massacred, right when she outs him to the king.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Cried to his wife when he found out Mordechai was to be honored for uncovering a conspiracy years before.

"Oh God, Lord of Israel, You are righteous!. This day you have made us a remnant."

"Remember The Lord, who is awesome and mighty, and fight!"

Lucifer (Possibly Satan, or a Babylonian king)
How you have fallen from heaven,morning star, son of the dawn! How art thou fallen from heaven,

Behemoth and Leviathan (and the Ziz; he is alluded to in 2 Chronicles)
  • Breakout Character: Their mysterious nature have made them popular in pop culture. Leviathan became the Demon of Envy.
  • Gag Penis: Behemoth is described as having "flesh like that of an ass".

    New Testament 

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
  • Angel Unaware: Appeared to His disciples after His death, but they did not recognize Him at first.
  • Back from the Dead: "But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him."
  • Badass Boast: "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die."
  • Healing Hands: He healed a lot of people, usually by laying hands on them.
  • The Hero: Of the New Testament. Specifically, a Guile Hero who pwned people with smarts rather than violence.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Jesus had to die and suffer punishment for mankind's sins, in order to make it possible for people to be saved and not have to suffer punishment for their own sins.
  • Jesus Was Way Cool: Many people see Him as this, despite the fact that if he wasn't the messiah then he was quite frankly, a madman with a God complex.
  • Kung-Fu Jesus: Despite forcibly kicking shady merchants out of the temple on more than one occasion, this is mostly averted. In fact, the people turned against Him becasue He wasn't this; they expected their Messiah to lead a revolt against Rome.
  • Law of Chromatic Superiority: In many Bibles, His words are written in red. Also, He is often portrayed wearing purple robes, purple being a color long associated with royalty in the West.
  • Light Is Good: He could also be considered Good Is Not Nice.
  • Lineage Comes from the Father: Subverted. Jesus is both the legal and biological heir of David; Legally through Joseph, but it turns out that the geneology in Luke is actually Mary's, tracing her back to David. In addition, there are a few women so well-respected that Matthew felt the need to mention them; Tamar, Bath-sheba, Rahab, and Ruth.
  • My Rule-Fu Is Stronger Than Yours: Often took the Rules Lawyer Pharisees down a notch or two.
  • The Power of Love: One of Jesus's most remembered teachings is to love God and to love thy neighbor. Jesus emphasizes love as the most powerful thing in the universe. (Faith and Hope being the two runners-up)
  • "Rashomon"-Style: The four gospels emphasize different sides of Jesus based on each evangelist's target audience. Matthew showed Jesus as an Expy of Moses and cited a myriad of Old Testament prophecies to really drive the whole Messiah thing home. Mark's gospel was Darker and Edgier because his audience was persecuted Christians. Luke's gospel is Lighter and Softer, emphasizing Nice Guy qualities of Jesus because he was targeting non-Jewish converts. John's gospel is the most mystic-like of the four and writes a Higher Self version of Jesus to emphasize His divinity.
  • Scars Are Forever: He still had the scars from His crucifixion after He rose from the dead, probably because the Apostles would not believe unless they felt them.
  • Self-Restraint: He went along with being sentenced to death.
  • Take a Third Option:
    • One of His specialties. Notable Example: saving the adulteress from stoning by basically telling those who wanted to kill her "hey you guys, it's not like you're so pure either".
    • There's also the time where the Pharisees asked if it was legal to pay taxes to Rome, hoping they could get Jesus arrested for his answer; Jesus outsmarted them with a simple answer of "if it belongs to Rome, give it to them".
  • Take That!: It's hard to read His words and not think He's talking about someone today, but He was more talking about the people of his time, their hypocrisy and blindness to injustice. But, since He's omnipotent, He very well could be talking about people today, so this can be Doubly Subverted.
  • The Un-Reveal: In John 8, the people brought a woman who was caught in adultery in yet another attempt to trap Jesus by his own words. To settle the dispute, Jesus wrote something in the ground that apparently blew them away and made everyone stop fighting. This is the only recorded instance of Jesus ever writing anything. But none of the books ever tell us what he wrote. Commentators have suggested that what Jesus wrote on the ground was the accusers' own sins, as a way of calling them out for hypocrisy.
  • Verbal Tic: In the book of John, "I tell you the truth," or "Truly, truly I say to you."
  • Wham Line: "Tonight, one of you will betray me" at the last supper.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
  • A God Am I: He tried to place himself above God, and was struck down for his Pride.
  • Big Bad: The king of all big bads. He created evil in his heart and rebelled against God, and will be the first and the last Big Bad to exist. That is,if you see him that way.
  • Blow You Away: Briefly mentioned as "lord of the air".
  • Composite Character: In Jewish tradition, Satan is a completely different being than Lucifer, though most Christian belief seems to make them one and the same character.
  • Deal with the Devil: Quite literally. He tried to get Jesus to worship him in exchange for the world, but Jesus refused.
  • Eldritch Abomination: If the descriptions of the other angels are to be taken literally he started out as quite weird looking; according to Fanon he was a seraph, meaning he was a six winged being with eyes on every feather and that anyone seeing his true form would burn to death.
  • Kneel Before Zod: Tried to get Jesus to worship him.
  • Light The Way: His real name according to some interpretations is Lucifer, meaning "the light bringer", and he is an angel. In fact, his title as "lord of darkness" isn't very supported by The Bible itself (unless you consider reptiles "dark"). Obviously Light Is Not Good when he is presented ACCURATELY as a villain.
  • Light Is Not Good: Satan transforms/disguises himself as an angel of light, and the Bible says that he is evil. Lucifer means "lightbringer".
  • Malicious Slander: He is referred to as the "accuser of the brethren."
  • The Man Behind the Man: He is the man behind the scenes powering the beast/Antichrist/lawless one's miracles, signs and wonders in the last days.
  • The Masquerade: In much of the world today. A popular quote is that Satan's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist.
  • Meaningful Name: Satan means "the adversary" or "the accuser". Guess what his role is.
  • Our Dragons Are Different: Takes the form of a red, seven headed dragon in Revelation. Whether he really looks like this, or if he shape shifted, is not specified, may not even be literal (Revelation is strange).
  • Our Genies Are Different: In Islam, he is believed to be a Jinn/Genie.
  • Sadly Mythtaken: Most people nowadays see him as a horned, red skinned guy with a trident and a tail, with the title: "lord of darkness". None of this is supported by the Bible. Also, he does not rule hell, nor is he actually in hell yet. While on the topic, nowhere in the Bible is hell really described.
  • Satan is Good: He started out officially working for God; sects and religions disagree on how long that gig lasted, and if he's still in the Lord's employ, or if he's now an independently malicious agent.
  • Sealed Evil in a Can: He is not allowed in heaven.
  • We Can Rule Together: He tries to make this deal with Jesus.

Joseph of Nazareth
  • Disappeared Dad: Theological scholars speculate Joseph's lack of appearance post-Nativity may be due to Joseph dying at some point.
  • My Girl Is Not a Slut: Averted. After finding out that Mary was pregnant, he decided to (quietly) divorce her rather than make a big deal about it and have her be humiliated. That was really decent of him, considering the time and place he was in, he probably saved Mary's life (though he did come back for her).

Virgin Mary
"Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb.!"
  • Jewish Mother: Well, literally. Subverted, however, in that she isn't really a Control Freak.
  • Miko: Extrabiblical tradition has it that she was the equivalent of this (played straight) from an early age
  • Something About a Rose: Roses are a flower associated with her, notably the most iconic prayer about her is the rosary (meaning "rose garden")

John the Baptist
And there was a cry from the wilderness...

The Apostles/disciples
Peter, Andrew, James the brother of John, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, James the Lesser, Thaddeus, Simon the Zealot, and Judas the Betrayer. Matthias was later brought into the group as Judas' replacement. Peter, John, and Judas have their own sections below.

  • Flat-Earth Atheist: Thomas has this reputation if the phrase "Doubting Thomas" is anything to go by, but it's fairly unjustified: all the apostles had trouble accepting Jesus' resurrection without physical proof; Thomas was just singled out because he arrived late. In addition, Jesus readily offered said proof and they immediately believed upon seeing it.
  • Literal-Minded: The Apostles were often clueless about the things Jesus taught. They thought that Jesus was coming to restore the monarchy that David started even after Jesus rose from the dead. It wasn't until after Jesus sent the Holy Spirit that the Apostles understood everything.
  • One Steve Limit: Averted with two Jameses, also with a second John (the first being John the Baptist). Played straight with Simons, as Jesus named one "Peter" - but even then, yet another Simon was involved in the crucifixion.
  • Red Baron: James and John are known as the "Sons of Thunder".
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Jesus did this to the disciples after they rebuked people for bringing their children to see Jesus.

Simon Peter/Cephas
"And I name you Peter, for you are the rock from which I will build My church".
  • Badass Nickname: Jesus gave him the name "Peter", which is from the Greek word for stone, "petros" ("cephas" is another Greek word meaning the same thing). How cool must that have been to have Jesus call you "Rock"? (Though, to be fair, Jesus was also quick to point out when he wasn't living up to the name.)
  • Character Development: Post-Pentecost, Peter becomes the new leader of Jesus's movement and gains maturity from it.
  • Cruel and Unusual Death: He was crucified. Upside down.
  • Glamour Failure: He sees through Simon Magus' scams.
  • Hot-Blooded:
    • During two accounts of Jesus's arrest scene, Peter cuts off a soldier's ear with his sword (and one of these accounts makes it clear that, yes, Jesus healed it). This is just one of the many times Peter opens his mouth and inserts his foot.
    • Also, the time when Jesus tells Peter that anything he asks by faith will be granted. The first thing Peter asks for? That Jesus doesn't have to die. Jesus immediately rebukes it, repeating that his death is preordained.
  • The Lancer: Jesus left Peter in charge of the movement he started. According to the Catholic Church, the whole "I'm giving you the keys to my kingdom" scene represents Peter becoming the first pope.
  • Living Lie Detector: One incident in Acts has a guy named Ananias attempting to commit fraud, but Peter sees right through the con. Ananias dies on the spot. A few hours later, Ananias's wife, Sapphira, tried to do the same and suffered the same fate.
  • One Steve Limit: Enforced. Since there was another Simon among the twelve, Jesus gave him the Peter nickname instead.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Initially, Peter was the hot blooded foil to Jesus's calm demeanor, but post-Pentecost, he got better and became Paul's foil.

John the Apostle
"He who does not know love does not know God because God is love".
  • Hot-Blooded: He and James often fought over who would have a better position in Heaven, to the point where their mother had to ask Jesus in order to have them stop fighting.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Jesus, if you think that "the disciple whom he loved" was him. That phrase is talking about platonic love not homosexual love
  • One Steve Limit: Averted with John the Apostle and John the Baptist.

Judas Iscariot
"Have you come to betray the son of man with a kiss?"
  • Greed: Interesting note, the thirty pieces of silver Judas was paid is the same amount Jewish law requires you to pay someone if you murder their slave.
  • Meaningful Name: Judas is the Greek form of Judah, the brother who got the idea to sell Joseph into slavery.
  • Only in It for the Money: Possibly. He stole from the poor (see below) and betrayed Jesus for money.
  • Stealing from the Till: This is noted of in John 12:6 when he is among those to complain when Mary Magdalene anointed Jesus:
    "He did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it."
  • Trope Namer: To call someone a Judas is to say he is a traitor.

Mary Magdalene

Herod the Great

Simon of Cyrene

Pontius Pilate

Paul (Saul) of Tarsus
"Saul, Saul, why persecute thou me?"

  • The Atoner: When he had an epiphany on the road after witnessing Stephen's stoning, which inspired him to spread Christ's teachings.
  • Pragmatic Adaptation: Pauline Christianity does away with Jewish laws. For instance, in addition to the inherent pain of circumcision, it would've made Christians ineligible to go to the gymnasium.
  • Sixth Ranger: Thought himself as one of the Apostles.
  • Self-Restraint: Was once in jail with Silas when the wall miraculously collapsed - they stayed put.
  • Spell My Name with an "S": Saul is Paul's Hebrew name. Due to having dual citizenship (Jewish and Greco-Roman), Saul/Paul has two names. Since Paul is mostly shown in Greco-Roman territory, he goes by Paul.
  • Unwanted False Faith: Acts 14, Paul and Barnabus are witnessing in one Greek city and performing some miracles while they were at it. The citizens of the city were convinced that they were the Gods, Hermes and Zeus respectively and set up a whole procession to sacrificing to them as such. The apostles had to go to considerable lengths trying to make them to stop. This, in turn, made it easier for troublemakers to convince the very same citizens to attempt stoning Paul and Barnabus to death.

John from the Book of Revelation
"Blessed is the one who reads the words of this prophecy... because the time is near."
  • Cryptic Background Reference: It's never specified if this was the same John the Apostle, John Mark, or John the Evangelist, or some other unknown John. He definitely isn't John the Baptizer. Probably. Most Bible scholars and commentators are of the view that John the Revelator (as this one is sometimes called) and John the disciple of Jesus are the same person.

  • Appropriated Appellation: "Christian" was originally a slur against Jesus' followers.
  • The Atoner "Everyone who confesses the name of the Lord must turn away from wickedness."
  • Five-Token Band: Eventually will include people from every tongue and tribe, no exceptions.
  • Humble Hero Christians must be humble if they ever hope to see the kingdom of God.

The Pharisees
"Woe to you Pharisees, because you give God a tenth of your mint, rue and all other kinds of garden herbs, but you neglect justice and the love of God. You should have practiced the latter without leaving the former undone."
  • Completely Missing the Point: See quote. They followed the ceremonies of the law to a T, but they completely over looked the more important spirit of the law.
  • God Never Said That: Invoked. God gave a number of general rules, but by Jesus' time these had been analyzed and quantified into strict rules by the Pharisees. When the Pharisees tried to call Jesus on his "rulebreaking", He often explained that they had over analyzed the letter of the law and missed the spirit completely. For example, the Pharisees said He violated the Sabbath's ban on work by healing someone; He explained that while the Sabbath is a day of rest it's never against God's law to help a person or show mercy on them (See Matthew 12).
  • Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: "If you had known what these words mean, 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice,' you would not have condemned the innocent."
  • Greed: They turned the temple into a bank.
  • Hypocrite: Their religion was more to make then look good in front of men then out of any real love for God. For example, they got mad at the disciples for eating with unwashed hands, but they themselves plotted murder and stole from people.
  • Irony: They had a reputation as being very religious. They also were some of Jesus's worst enemies.
  • Insane Troll Logic: They accused Jesus of being Demonically Possessed because He healed people and cast out demons.
  • Loophole Abuse: Sort of, they had to make up a new rule to do it. They had a tradition that if something was declared "Corban" or "devoted to God" it was not to be used for secular use, and they would use that as a excuse not to use whatever it was to help their parents.

But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not dare to bring a slanderous accusation against him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!"
  • Breakout Character: He is only mentioned a few times yet he appears in works enough to get his own page.
  • Flaming Sword: No mention of having one in the Bible, but often depicted with one.

The angel answered, "I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I have been sent to speak to you and to tell you this good news.
  • Breakout Character:
    • He is only mentioned a few times yet he appears in Works enough to get his own page.
    • Most notable are the interpretations of Gabriel as the angel who spoke to Mohammed.
  • She's a Man in Japan: The Bible refers to him as male, but he is sometimes portrayed as female in Works and some new age beliefs. Granted, whether angels even have a sex at all is open to interpretation, especially given how The Bible describes some of them.
  • Winged Humanoid: Often depicted as this, though there is no mention of what he is supposed to really look like. Whatever he looks like, he scared Zechariah.

  • Light Is Not Good: In the Book of Enoch, among the fallen angels there's Shamsiel, the angel of the Sun, and many others associated with light, fire and stuff.
  • Making a Splash: Ghaghiel and a few others are associated with water.
  • Meaningful Name: Many of them deliver messages. In Hebrew, they're called malakhim. In Greek, they're called angeloi. Both mean "messenger".
  • Unwanted False Faith: John tried to worship a angel in Revelation, but the angel told him to stop as he was just a fellow servant and told him to worship God.

Zechariah, father of John the baptist
  • The Speechless: He was unable to speak for a time because he did not believe the angel Gabriel when he said that he would have a son.

''He broke the first seal and there appeared a rider on a horse."

The Beasts of Revelation

    Deuterocanonical books 

Archangel Raphael
  • Angel Unaware: When he first appears, he is disguised as Azarias the son of the great Ananias and is seen traveling with a blind man named Tobias. After many, many hints, including binding a demon, Raphael cures Tobias' blindness and presents himself as "the angel Raphael, one of the seven, who stand before the Lord". He then proceeds to show him how to defeat the demon Asmodeus, who was killing every man his daugter married.
  • Winged Humanoid: Often depicted as this, though no mention of what he is supposed to really look like.

Tobias and Sarah
  • Death by Sex: Her first husbands died right before the wedding night. It was a demon's fault, so Raphael fights and defeats him.

Antiochus IV
  • Cruel and Unusual Death: While it was NOT unusual to torture people, the sheer extremes and "creativity" used in the case of the seven siblings and their mom is what puts him here.
    • And then God dealed him one of these in form of a just as horrible illness.
  • God-Emperor: Saw himself as this. He even named himself "Epiphanes", the divine. Everyone else called him "Epimanes", the mad.

"We must destroy Israel, or its women will beguile the whole world!"
  • Off with His Head!: Killed Holofernes by getting him drunk then decapitating him in his sleep.


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