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Welcome to TV Tropes Café. We have a large selection of dishes we hope you will enjoy. Take a look at our menu and pick what you like. Trope-tan will be your waitress for today.

All dairy products come from our famous giant cows, our crops are grown in Agri World, and our fruits and vegetables are organic and delivered fresh from Veganopia!

If you're looking for something a little stronger, please visit the Bar here and try out one of our many cocktails.



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    Coffee Selection 
  • Fire/Ice Duo: An order of two drinks; one hot espresso, and one cold frappe.
  • Klatchian Coffee: Triple-Strength Dark roast, spiked with espresso and your choice of Red Bull Monster, or 5-Hour energy drink.
  • Scotireland: Coffee served with scotch and Irish whiskey.

  • Asbestos-Free Cereal: The only cereal in town garunteed free of toxic waste, powdered glass, and radioactive materials. Not that anyone else has those, but notice they don't deny they do?
  • Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: Your choice of toast with eggs any style dusted with our signature breadcrumbs, and a side of bacon and sausage.
  • Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Eggs any style, served with toast, a glass of milk, and our signature gravy, which tastes much, much better than it looks.
  • Chewing the Scenery: Bacon and eggs on a biscuit with hot sauce and mustard. Sausage gravy to dip.
  • Chicken-and-Egg Paradox: Why choose? Comes with scrambled eggs and chicken tenders.
  • Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs: A super fun cereal experience: chocolate corn puffs with sugar in every bite! Turns your milk a variety of colors! Insulin will be provided upon request.
  • Flat Character: One large pancake shaped and decorated to resemble a cartoon character of your choice.
  • Future Self Reveal: Scrambled eggs with chicken, alongside your choice of cheese and a glass of milk.
  • Good Morning, Crono: Kids Menu. Two eggs with toast and a choice of juice.
  • Five-Man Band: Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, 1 pancake, and biscuits coated in our famous gravy. A simple meal that doesn't overload itself with too many options.
  • Late for School: Malt-sprinkled French toast on the go.
  • Morning Routine: Steak cooked how you would like with eggs, toast, and your choice of juice.
  • Night and Day Duo: A glass of warm milk with a side of eggs and bacon- a popular choice at all times of day.
  • Not a Morning Person: For those who have a hard time getting up. Two eggs with bacon, a cup of coffee (free refills), and toast.
  • Pattern-Coded Eggs: Eggs for breakfast, served a different style every day of the week (fried on Friday, sunny-side up on Sunday, scrambled on Saturday, over medium on Monday...)
  • Toast of Tardiness: Toast that's served extra fast, for when you're running late.
  • Shot at Dawn: Comes in both "well-aimed" (house coffee, protein powder, wheatgrass juice, and a skewer of berries) and "shaky shot" (Kahlua, Red Bull, and not much else). It all depends on how you're intending to spend your day—but spend it like it's your last!

    Lunch & Dinner 
  • Badass Boast: Extra-spicy onigiri with an encouraging boast written on the wrapper, similar to a fortune cookie.
  • Badass Creed: A platter of Badass Boasts that may only be ordered by a group or by a repeat customer on the loyalty program.
  • Breakout Character: Savory breakable calzone in the shape of Arthur Fonzarelli's thumbs up, stuffed with mozzarella, beer-cured pepperoni, and imitation sharkfin.
  • Fairy Ring: Sliced up mushrooms, arranged on your plate in a circle.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: A bucket of chicken wings arranged from mildest to strongest, starting with a top layer of honey garlic and ending with our red-hot, steel-melting, hellfire wings.
  • Onion Tears: Our take on onion rings; these ones are diced into small bits. Served with your choice of dipping sauce.
  • Sixth Ranger Traitor: 6 chicken strips, 1 of which has been coated with our secret super spicy mixture.
  • String Theory: A distribution of shoestring French fries and string cheese. Preferred dipping sauce is provided, squirted upon the plate to form the words "PEPE SILVIA". (Alternative words available upon request.)

Soups and Salads

  • Cold Cash: A simple salad for those who are looking to watch their weight (and wallet), with your choice of dressing.
  • Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Tomato soup, simple, delicious, and classic, served with a side of bread.
  • Greek Fire: A spicy lamb stew with a side of Greek salad.
  • Magic Cauldron: A steaming-hot vegetable soup served in a deep bowl.
  • Mess on a Plate: Beef stew with added Signature Gravy. Side of poutine.
  • Soup Is Medicine: Legend has it that this soup can cure anything that ails you. Beef broth with vegetables and a side of ginger ale.
  • Stab the Salad: A salad with vinaigrette and pineapple.
  • Word Salad Title: Arugula salad with alphabet pasta.


  • Already Undone for You: The individual ingredients of a hamburger, for you to assemble yourself.
  • Americasia: An American burger made with Japanese Kobe beef, buns (Wheat or rice), ketchup (regular or Wasabi), teriyaki sauce and sashimi.
  • Burger Fool: A hamburger topped with cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and mayonnaise. Comes with your choice of side.
  • Implied Death Threat: An abundant burger fashioned based on the cook's impression of you or someone at your table, held together by a knife stabbed from the top bun through the bottom.
  • Shout-Out: For the picky/bratty kids who wish they went somewhere else. Two all-beef patties, burger sauce, lettuce, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. Try it With Cheese. Served with fries and a coke.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: A hamburger with onions and hot sauce served with a strawberry milkshake.

Chicken and Poultry

  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Chicken that has been cooked in barbecue sauce with Buffalo sauce added afterward. Included are Jalapeños, raw onions, and lettuce.
  • Colon Cancer: Spicy chicken meat covered in hot sauce, served with your choice of coffee or alcohol.
  • Holiday in Cambodia: A trifecta of chicken dishes respectively simmered in green curry, coconut milk, and soy sauce generously sprinkled with cherry bomb peppers.
  • Thanksgiving Turkey: A seasoned and roast 40lb turkey, perfect for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Theiss Titillation Theory: A combination of chicken breasts and thighs, grilled while wrapped with thin strips of vegetables.
  • Southern-Fried Genius: Southern Style Chicken served with your choice of side.
  • She's Got Legs: A four piece combo all legs and thighs, served either grilled or fried. Served with mixed veggies and your choice of baked potato, mashed potatoes, or steak fries.



  • Creepypasta: Spaghetti covered in crazy amounts of thick marinara sauce. So good, it's scary!
  • Fiery Redhead: Spaghetti in a Chorizo, Tomato and Paprika sauce, for the hot blooded people. Turn up the spices if you want.
  • Noodle Incident: Pasta prepared with our secret recipe. Don't ask, we'll never tell!
  • Ramen Slurp: Your choice of tonkotsu or torigara ramen soup. Comes with a straw for easy slurping.
  • Spaghetti and Gondolas: Spaghetti noodles with choice of tomato, carbonara, or pesto served in a gondola-shaped plate.


  • Dagwood Sandwich: Quadruple-decker cold-cuts, lettuce, bacon, tomato, choice of fried egg or egg salad. Infinitely Scalable, with extra decks for $2 each. Choice of cheese; swiss, cheddar, or both. Choice of sauces; mustard (regular, honey, or English), ketchup, mayonnaise (regular, Ranch Dressing, or chipoltlé), or Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce.
  • Ham and Cheese: Our FINEST Ham, Sourdough bread AGED TEN YEARS, swiss cheese SMUGGLED out of Switzerland, lettuce HAND RAISED BY TIBETIAN MONKS, choice of MAYONAISE or MUSTARD!!!
  • Fire-Breathing Diner: A sandwich with spicy chicken, extra jalapenos, chili peppers, and extremely strong hot sauce.
  • Hot Sub-on-Sub Action: Two sub sandwiches, one loaded with spicy meatballs and provolone, the other a freshly toasted BLT with the addition of jalapenos. No shame in sharing this action!
  • Satiating Sandwich: Single deck of a "Dagwood" with mayo, fried egg, and both kinds of cheese.
  • They Wasted a Perfectly Good Sandwich: Sandwich made-to-order on your choice of bread or bun, but we don't bring it out until you're full. Eat-in only.
  • Working-Class Hero: A hero sandwich made up with your choice of three meats and cheeses with vegetables and Italian dressing. Chips and a pickle on the side.


  • "Arabian Nights" Days: Grilled mansaf with hummus and Arabic tea.
  • Conspicuous Consumption: A gold-leaf encrusted wagyu ribeye steak, hundred-year-old champagne, and mixed vegetables hand-raised by Tibetan monks. Costs $1,000 USD, Maitre'd plays a fanfare on a trumpet while it's being brought to the table.
  • Lethal Chef: Sirloin Steak cooked well done and topped with liver, onions, pickles, mushrooms and peanut butter.
  • Let's Meet the Meat: This dish is literally begging to be eaten. A 10-oz New York steak topped with grilled onions and grilled mushrooms with your choice of 2 sides.
  • Mock Millionaire: A poor man's version of the Conspicuous Consumption gold-leaf steak. It's a sirloin steak with a garnish of parsley covered in (edible) gold spray paint, a bottle of sparkling water, and some green beans.
  • Mundane Luxury: Flank steak, mixed vegetables, sauteed onions. Choice of sides.
  • Reduced to Ratburgers: Our cheapest option for those on a budget. A salsbury steak (hamburger patty) cut into the shape of a mouse, with fries. Please note it does not contain actual rat.

Other Dishes

Vegan Dishes

  • Afro Asskicker: Brocolli and black beans medley with an extra spicy kick.
  • Green Thumb: An all-green vegetable medley of lettuce, kale, broccoli, green apple, and cucumber seasoned with olive oil and guacamole, spring onion and parsley.
  • King Incognito: A thick, dark saag aloo (curry with spinach and potatoes). It might look like a mess, but give it your respect, and you'll surely be rewarded.
  • Soylent Soy: Tofurkey with all the fixings, and a Vanilla Soylent protein shake.
  • Tutti Frutti Hat: A colorful variety of fruits and vegetables, served in the brim of a hat.


  • Birthday Buddies: A treat for kids' parties — A large cheese pizza, and ice cream served in special cups designed to look like fun monsters each kid can take back home with them.
  • Canada, Eh?: An all-Canadian combo meal for those who want the finest cuisine from the Great White North. This combo has it all: Poutine, Montreal-style smoked meat served with bannock, Split Pea Soup, Nova Scotia lobster rolls, Ketchup chips, Cesar Cocktail and Smoked Salmon, Choice of Flipper pie, butter tart or Nanaimo bar for dessert.
  • Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere: Get a cold turkey club between each course, and another to take home for lunch tommorrow.
  • Comfort Food: For when the day's been awful. Extra cheesy homestyle bacon macaroni and cheese, personal-sized Meat Lover's pizza, Better Than Sex for dessert, and bottomless refills on "Let Us Never Speak of This Again" or "I Need a Freaking Drink!" cocktails, beer, or "Healing Potion" mocktails. Staff members will be reminded that you probably DON'T want to "talk about it."
  • Corrupt Politician: Don't worry, we didn't need to grease any palms to get this on the menu—though a small barrel of your choice of pork ribs or pork butt might get yours plenty greased. Comes with your choice of coleslaw or a bun, and a small slush-fund—er, slushie.
  • Deck of Wild Cards: Get a random big meal, with two random appetizers and a random drink.
  • Eats Babies: Baby-back ribs and veal steaks combo platter, with a side of balût.
  • Eating Lunch Alone: A lunch special for the solitary customer- a personal-pan pizza with your choice of toppings, a cookie for dessert, and a drink of your choice. This meal is only allowed to be ordered by people who're stopping in alone.
  • Genre Mashup: An all-in-one meal, featuring your choice of a (quarter portion of) one item from each and every menu category.
  • Journey to the Sky: The best culinary companion for long airplane trips. Chop-suey accompained with crispy-baked chicken wings and salted French fries.
  • Manchild: An adult-sized plate of our chicken nuggets and your choice of fries or smiley potatoes, plus either The Pig-Pen, a miniature Princesses Prefer Pink, or a Vanilla Protagonist. Upgrade to chicken tenders for an extra $5.
  • Messy Pig: A pulled pork sandwich on a roll with just a bit too much filling for the bun. Side of chips and gravy (upgrade to poutine for $2); Soda-Can Shakeup beverage. Served with a fork and extra napkins. Comes with a double-portion of The Pig Pen for dessert.
  • Smorgasbord Test: You get to sample up to five other dishes on the menu to see which one you like best.
  • Two Gamers on a Couch: Two Small pizzas (or one medium for no extra charge) with your choice of toppings, two 1-litre bottles of Mountain Dew, and two bags of doritos. To-Go only. Upgrade to "LAN-Party size" for a triple portion (6 of each).
  • Wild Card: Our surprise special-of-the-day. It's never advertised; just order it and see what you get!

Mega Meal Challenges

  • Against the Grain: A dish of pasta, three bowls of cereal, a loaf of bread, half a bag of tortillas, and three bagels. Eat this and your reward is a lot of Vitamin B.
  • Beyond the Impossible: Our ultimate eating challenge, consisting of 128 ounces of pure beef patty, 10 pounds of fries, 25 bowls of stew, 30 milkshakes, and the Planet Eater (without the other challenges). This can only ever been completed by those who choose to defy the laws of reality. Win and you get a complimentary gift basket!
  • Bizarre Taste in Food: Lethal Chef with a 96 oz steak with strawberry jam on the side, boiled kale, and warm beer. Eat the whole thing without getting sick and you get your picture on our Wall of Fame and your table gets half-off.
  • Braving the Blizzard: A gallon of vanilla ice-cream kept in the back of the freezer. Guests who can finish the entire gallon before letting it melt will get fifty-percent off their next order of a hot food or drink item.
  • Driven to Suicide: Five orders of "Comfort Food," each with a different drink, and an added "Nutritional Nightmare" dessert. Eat the whole thing by yourself and we'll pay your therapy bills.
  • Fight for the Last Bite: A race for two guests or more over a platter of unevenly distributed food, such as pizza, chicken wings, or poppers. Whoever gets the last bite is the winner and gets to go home with a special medal.
  • The Ham Squad: Six large orders of pork, served in a different way each time. Finish it all and your name will be added to a list of winners.
  • Masochist's Meal: Grilled Casu Marzu cheese sandwich (yes, with live worms) with Ghost-pepper sauce, English Mustard, and a slice of fermented shark, served with stuffed and deep-fried Carolina Reapers on the side. Plain water beverage. If you can eat the whole thing (and live), your table eats free.
  • Mouth of Sauron: A very spicy set of wings reserved for the Wing-It Contest. Customers are required to sign a waiver before they eat these wings.
  • Mutually Assured Destruction: A grudge-match specialty! A distinctly spicy curry is served to each customer involved in the match, small bowl by small bowl. Every participant has to eat one for every one the other eats. The first one to tap out loses, but for both parties, if they don't feel it today, they'll feel it tomorrow for sure. As always, the only winning move is not to play...but don't let us stop you!
  • Planet Eater: A special challenge combining every other challenge together. You'd need to be able to eat a planet to win, but if you succeed you get a special ticket for 75% off your meal for the rest of the year.
  • Real Men Eat Meat: A challenge for only the biggest carnivores, consisting of 2 75 oz steaks, a Large Ham, a 10 foot sausage chain, a huge rack of ribs, 3 triple decker bacon cheeseburgers, a plate full of chicken wings and a Thanksgiving Turkey. If you can stomach this ton of protein, you'll receive a T-Rex trophy.
  • Unwinnable: Our special eating challenge, consisting of 96 ounces of our juiciest medium rare steak, 1 pound of curly fries, 1 and a half pounds of mashed potatoes covered in gravy, 5 large milkshakes, 3 large sodas, and 5 large bowls of stew. If you and only one other eat this in less than an hour, you get a special ticket for half off any meal for the rest of the year.

    Alcoholic Beverages 
  • Agent Peacock: Blue Raspberry and strawberry daquiri shaved ice floating in gin and whiskey.
  • The Alcoholic: A strong drink for only the truest of drinkers, made by combining a single shot from every alcoholic beverage the kitchen serves into one drink.
  • Dashing Hispanic: Margarita served with a dash of cinnamon.
  • Drunk on Milk: Milk with a shot of whiskey added in.
  • Expensive Glass of Crap: The cheapo version of High-Class Glass. Grocery store boxed wine served in a collectible flute. We know, you know, but nobody else has to.
  • Frothy Mugs of Water: a concoction consisting of cream soda, mango juice, and daiquiri.
  • Gargle Blaster: Long-Island Iced Tea with an extra shot of everclear.
  • Head Desk: A blend of 3 different liquors, guaranteeing you will wake up feeling like you slammed your head into a table.
  • High-Class Glass: A flute of hundred-year-old wine. $100 each, keep the glass.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: Craft Beer with a shot of whiskey.
  • Lady and Knight: A drink option for couples; a choice of wines for the lady, and a choice of whiskies for the "knight".
  • Lady in Red: Sangria with extra cinnamon and strawberry garnish to heighten the appeal.
  • Lampshade Hanging: Our signature drink. a margarita mixed with cherry juice and lemonade served in a take home souvenir lampshade glass.
  • Let Us Never Speak of This Again: Gin, Vodka, Absinthe, Spirytus Vodka, Ever Clear, and a touch of lemon. Perfect for when you just want to forget the day ever happened.
  • Macho Latino: Tequila seasoned with a lime zest and dash of tabasco sauce.
  • Molotov Cocktail: Not a real one, of course. Instead, a glass fashioned from an old bottle is filled with vodka and a splash of habanero liquor, and optionally set aflame for real.
  • Old Soldier: A classic gin-and-tonic. For a few bucks extra, you can have it in a flask, which you can take home.
  • Rebellious Spirit: A spicy margarita with a jalapeno instead of a lime.
  • Vodka Drunkenski: A mug of kvass with a shot of vodka.

    Non-Alcoholic Beverages 
  • 1-Up: A soft drink similar to 7-Up. Free refills.
  • And a Diet Coke: A simple diet coke for those worried about their health. Free refills.
  • Calming Tea: A cup of green tea, serene and calming.
  • Gingerbread House: Ginger ale served with whipped cream and maraschino cherries.
  • Green and Mean: Green apple juice with slimy lime jelly bits.
  • Healing Potion: A tropical beverage sure to revitalize your soul. Consists of guava nectar, mango juice, Pineapple juice, and kiwi juice.
  • Hot Drink Cure: English breakfast tea, fortified with many antioxidants that keep your immune system firing on all cylinders.
  • Love Potion: Red cream soda, mixed with rose petals and strawberry juice, to make a Valentine’s Day bubbly and sweet.
  • Overflow Error: We'll fill a drink of choice for you. Just say "when", but only after the cup's overflowing!
  • Psycho Pink: Hot pink raspberry juice with extra sweet, sour, and spicy zing.
  • Ship Tease: A balsamic pomegranate syrup mixed with sparkling water, honey, and topped with whip cream and a skewer of dark chocolate-covered cherries. They say it elates the atmosphere between those who share it.
  • Soda Can Shakeup: A soft drink of any choice shaken up to your delight. Free refills.
  • Tea Is Classy: A cup of Earl Gray tea. Make sure to have your pinky out as you sip it!
  • Yellow Snow: A cool, refreshing lemonade slushy, this is the yellow snow you should eat.

  • Apple of Discord: Apple pie a la mode with lemon ice cream. Sour then sweet.
  • Better Than Sex: Chocolate fudge on chocolate cake topped with caramel, honey, and vanilla whipped cream.
  • Black Comedy: A black-currant popsicle with a morbid joke printed on the stick.
  • Blue Is Calm: A cup of soothing butterfly pea flower tea sorbet.
  • Covered in Kisses: Chocolate cake generously sprinkled with Hershey's Kisses.
  • Crowd Song: 15 small scoops of ice cream, each with a dollop of one of our dessert sauces.
  • Deep-Fried Whatever: Choice of deep-fried cake, ice cream, candy bar, sweet cream cheese, or soda-infused tempura batter.
  • Granny Classic: A plate of warm chocolate-chip cookies.
  • Hailfire Peaks: A bowl of vanilla ice cream with hot chocolate fudge and cinnamon candies on top.
  • Heartbreak and Ice Cream: A choice of a gallon of rocky road, double dutch, or strawberries and cream to soothe broken hearts.
  • It Always Rains at Funerals: Chocolate cake drizzled with blue raspberry syrup and topped with toasted marshmallows.
  • Lecherous Licking: A single-spire popsicle with trapped carbonation that comes to life when you lick it, coming in flavors like cream soda, butter-beer, root beer, and cola. Served super cold, so biting is a bad idea.
  • Level Ate: One big, expertly-crafted diorama made of cake with all sorts of sweet ornaments (cookies, colorful caramels, cherries, etc.) to decorate its landscape. Tailored for mass parties and big family reunions.
  • Marshmallow Dream: Very hot melting marshmallows with cherry sauce.
  • Marshmallow Hell: Two giant marshmallows that want to have your face planted into them. Served with chocolate syrup and your choice of ice cream.
  • Mighty Glacier: A low-cost option for the frugal consumer, this dessert is a large block of the freezer-burned ice-cream from the back of our fridge. Eat it now before the health inspectors get wise!
  • Moon Rabbit: Honey glazed gelatinous rice cake with strawberry or carrot filling.
  • Nutritional Nightmare: An eclair the size of a baby with ice cream instead of whipped cream and rich chocolate ganaché topping (basically, the Killer Eclair from that one episode of The Simpsons, sans poison). Diners must sign a waiver before eating.
  • The Pig-Pen: Chocolate pudding with a cookie crumble on top.
  • Primary-Color Champion: Three flavored pie topped with apples, mangoes, and blueberries fit for champions.
  • Princesses Prefer Pink: Ruby chocolate multilayered cake with melon and pink lemonade zing, topped with maraschino cherries, fit for a princess.
  • Rainbow Motif: A rainbow frosted vanila cake with seven layers representing the different colors of the rainbow and covered with a ton of rainbow sprinkles.
  • Real Men Wear Pink: Pink-frosted cake added with whiskey and extra cinnamon filling.
  • Revenge Is Sweet: A black forest cake that's covered in red icing; the knife for you to cut it with comes already stabbed in.
  • Road Apples: A serving of house-made chocolate-apple fudge, in the shape of something more...questionable.
  • Secondary Color Nemesis: Three flavored pie topped with pumpkin, key lime, and purple yam for that extra edge.
  • Ship Sinking: A banana split boat with all three choices from the "Heartbreak and Ice Cream" selection for the brokenhearted fan.
  • Sickeningly Sweet: Fifteen scoops of ice cream on a cake in the flavors of your choice, covered in marshmallows, licorice, chocolate chips, wafers, thirty-four types of candies, gummies and frosting, topped off with a helping of powdered sugar. Not recommended for those with underlying medical conditions.
  • Solar and Lunar: Smooth ice cream with delicious cinnamon swirls.
  • Something about a Rose: A medley of rose shaped candy flavored in rosewater, apples, pears, strawberries, cherries, raspberries, peaches, and almonds.
  • Snowball Fight: Icey snow cones with a variety of flavors.
  • Studded Shell: A cup of ice cream with a chocolate, sprinkle-covered hard shell.
  • Sugar-and-Ice Personality: A sugary slice of chocolate-cake paired with an ice-cream of your choice, and up to three toppings for "personality".
  • Sweet Tooth: An ice cream sundae with every type of candy imaginable and covered in a liberal amount of sprinkles.
  • Sweetness Aversion: Sugar-free, diabetic-friendly pound cake.
  • Tropical Epilogue: A scoop each of pineapple, mango, and coconut sorbet.
  • True Final Boss: Five pounds of assorted ice cream, topped with whiskey caramel, spicy fudge drizzle, whipped cream, and a single cherry.note 
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Perfect for couples. Green-apple cobbler and Red Velvet cake.
  • Vanilla Protagonist: A simple scoop of vanilla ice cream, surrounded by your choice of flavorful candy toppings.
  • Vibrant Orange: A cup of delicious orange sorbet.
  • Villain Protagonist: The Vanilla Protagonist with chocolate ice cream, devil's food cake pieces, and a cinnamon-whiskey caramel sauce.
  • Wintry Auroral Sky: Three layers of blueberry, mint, and blue moon ice cream, with rainbows sprinkles on top.

    Loyalty Program 
Sign up for our loyalty program to get the following perks.
  • And Your Reward Is Edible: Every tenth visit, get ONE free meal.
  • Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: Our signature tongue-melting, steel-etching hot sauce. Available only to our loyalty program customers for legal reasons.
  • Children Are Innocent: Children under 12 get one free small dessert option with their meal.
  • Dinner and a Show: Cross-promotion with Brand X Cinemas. 10% off your movie ticket when you show your Loyalty Card.
  • Discount Card: Join our program and you get the Discount Card for 5% off the featured menu items.
  • Happy Birthday to You!: Become a part of our loyalty program and during your birth month, you are granted your choice of The Pig Pen, Moon Rabbit, or Sugar and Ice Personality on the house with your order.
  • Hash House Lingo: A Glossary of Terms for our chef's slangs.
  • Kids' Meal Toy: Buy a kids meal and get a free Robot Buddy action figure for boys, and a Princess Classic crown for girls!
  • Loser Buys Lunch: Invite some of your friends over to participate in our Mega Meal Challenges. Whoever wins doesn't have to pay, but the loser pays for the group!
  • Must Have Caffeine: Premium Membership customers get an additional 10% off of coffee beverages.
  • No Fair Cheating: If you and your significant other register together, you'll receive a Ship Tease upon registration! You'll also be entitled to a bonus 10% off on your anniversary of meeting/marrying, as well as your choice of Ugly Guy, Hot Wife, Lady and Knight, or another Ship Tease!...Of course, trying to do that with someone different is going to come up awkwardly...We'll discreetly bill the violating party for your Heartbreak and Ice Cream.
  • Secret Snack Stash: Get a free gift bag of cookies, peanut butter crackers, and chocolate to take with you before you leave. Make sure to hide it well, or else everyone will want some!
  • Trademark Favorite Food: subscribe to our premium membership, get 10% off on your order when you use our Rewards Card. Tell us your favorite and get another 5% off when you order it.

    Discontinued Dishes 
Dish orders and challenges that were there, but have been taken off the menu.
  • Baby Got Back: Large hams stuffed with baby back ribs. Served and mixed a lot.
  • Bacon Addiction: Bacon strips wrapped with more bacon strips inside a giant ball of bacon sprinkled with bacon bits.
  • Blessed Are The Cheesemakers: A bowl of macaroni pasta with 50 different cheeses, including cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, pepper jack and gruyere. Inspired by that one episode of Epic Meal Time.
  • Brother Chuck: Orange soda with tapioca pearls. Mysteriously taken off the menu.
  • Date Crêpe: Sweet crepes of any flavor where the couple has to bite each other's crêpes. No sleeping pills were added in making these crepes. Discontinued due to the name.
  • Everything's Better With Chocolate: Dark Belgian mousse triple layer cake topped with dark chocolate fudge icing, white chocolate bits, and ruby chocolate sprinkles. Complementary drinks include hot chocolate or chocolate shake, both topped with white chocolate whipped cream, dark chocolate syrup, and ruby chocolate sprinkles.
  • "I Eat Metaphors For Breakfast": A breakfast challenge where the customers have to walk on a yard long eggshell path for their free breakfast full of food-based Literal Metaphors.
  • How Do You Like Them Apples?: An apple dessert trifecta consisting of apple cinnamon pie, apple parfait, and apple matcha shake.
  • Kissgusting: Squick-flavored kisses chocolate.
  • Root BEER: Beer-flavored sarsaparilla without the alcohol. Best with cold turkey sandwich.
  • This And That: Sushi bar full of innuendo-laden picks.
  • Zettai Ryouiki: Fried chicken legs with edible paper stockings.