Tycho: Listen, don't get your mynocks in a... sarlacc.
The author uses a popular and/or modern phrase in a work of Speculative Fiction, and adjusts it to the setting by replacing certain concepts with their more-or-less appropriate counterparts. Works as a sort of Shout-Out to make the reader/viewer more at home in the world, while at the same time highlighting the difference; it can also be used to disguise swears. Can backfire if the adjustment comes off as too arbitrary (e.g., if the proverb refers to concepts that should exist in the speculative setting as well).
At times these are specific to an exact scene, too. The replacement concepts can be tailored to characters and current action, rather than being a common phrase of its own. A cop with an antagonistic relationship to his Imperial liaison can sardonically say the liaison's investigation team got past security like X-Wings through a Death Star. In this way it can overlap with Remember When You Blew Up a Sun?, though it can refer to past moments anywhere on the spectrum of awesome and suck.
Related to Call a Rabbit a "Smeerp" and Future Slang in as much as they're all about creating immersion through language use. The difference is that Hold Your Hippogriffs is, for one, not about words but phrases; for another, Hold Your Hippogriffs doesn't always create new words, although it can. It's also related to Flintstone Theming, but with fewer puns.
Supertrope of Oh My Gods!. Compare Space "X", a lazier version where "Space" (or another relevant series concept like "Wizard") is just put in phrases to make sure you know a Space X is different, and [Popular Saying], But... which also alters common sayings, but to create humor instead. Not related to Call a Pegasus a "Hippogriff". The inverse of this, when a word is replaced due to never having the chance to exist, is Orphaned Etymology.
It should be noted that many, but not all those following examples, mostly apply for their original language, as it's very difficult to pull this off in foreign translations, especially when dealing with complex idioms without equivalents in the target language.
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- Pokémon:
- "Hold your Horsea !"
- "I'm so hungry I could eat a Horsea !"
- "Maybe if you weren't such a big fat Swinub , we'd get to the boat on time!"
- "When the Swinub fly."
- "That Pachirisu is faster than water off a Wailord's back."
- "Hi-paw !"
- "Cut the Mankey business."
- In the Korean series Noonbory and the Super 7, the characters are divided into two groups - the good guys, known as the Borys, and the bad guys, known as the Gurys. These names are used in words like "everybory/gury " and "somebory ".
- Marvel Comics: This is especially ridiculous in the Marvel Apes comics; "a human's uncle" is an idiomatic phrase, except there are no humans in the Marvel Apes universe. Literally none. A few characters are mutated into human-like forms, but humanity is by and large nonexistent.
- René Goscinny liked using this trope in his comics:
- In Asterix, typical French curses involving God are transformed into those which involve Roman and Gaulish deities. There's also phrases like "a big girl's tunica ", a sign which tells people to "wipe their caligae ", "in their good tablets"...
- Lucky Luke's intellectual horse says, when crossing a river, "And the veterinarian told me not to bathe immediately after pasturing. "
- MAD's Golden Age parody "Mickey Rodent" had Darnold Duck turn to Mickey and call him a "dirty rat," with the word "rat" crossed out and "human" inserted.
- Judge Dredd: When Judge Giant seemingly sides with Cal's SJS in Judge Caligula, one SJS Judge comments that he knows what side his soyloaf is synthi-spreaded , since Future Food Is Artificial.
- My Little Pony IDW: In Issue 79, following Sunset and her band's performance, Cranky Doodle Donkey calls out "Enchorse!" instead of "Encore".
- Sally Forth: The Martian Snorky does this from time to time.
"There's more than one way to gobl a knog!"
- Balto:
- "That's 'cause you're looking at the bowl half empty."
- "It's not exactly a one-dog show, Dixie."
- "I'm sticking here until I'm sure you can stand on own four feet.
- "Balto, I was so scared, I got people bumps!
- A lot of Disney's humor is based on this trope:
- Aladdin:
- "Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop."
- "Wake up and smell the hummus. " (Quite bizarre, given the significance of coffee in Arabia long before the west.)
- "Mr. Doubting Mustafa. "
- "Allah forbid you have any daughters."
- "That two-faced son of a Jackal! "
- "Hold onto your turban, kid!"
- "It never fails, you get in the bath, and there's a rub at the lamp. "
- "In a Gomorrah minute!"
- Hercules
- "Holy Hera! "
- "So, is this an audience or a mosaic? "
- "Wanna buy a sundial? "
- "The honest-to-Zeus truth."
- Thebes is called the "Big Olive. "
- "Keep your toga on, pal!"
- "Someone call IX-I-I! "
- "That's it, I'm moving to Sparta! "
- "He's just another chariot chaser."
- "...but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute."
- The Little Mermaid:
- "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
- "Don't be such a guppy! "
- "As long as you live under my ocean , you will obey my rules!"
- "You give them an inch, they swim all over you."
- "The seaweed is always greener / In somebody else's lake! "
- "Somebody's gotta nail that girl's fins to the floor."
- "Look what the catfish dragged in."
- "Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored!"
- "It's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles! "
- The Lion King (1994)
- "This child is getting wildly out of wing. "
- In an initial recording
, Zazu actually said "out of hand," before changing it.
- "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra. "
- The Lion King 1½
- "Don't let the branches hit you on the way out!"
- "The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing."
- The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
- "It's every lion for himself out here."
- Pocahontas
- "It's enough to make your sap boil." (said by Grandmother Willow)
- Mulan
- "Who spit in her bean curd? "
- Brother Bear
- "Get a cave! "
- "Don't make me turn this formation around!" (said by a goose after another member of the flock asks "Are We There Yet?")
- Dumbo
- "Girls, girls, listen. Have I got a trunk full of dirt."
- Zootopia:
- (During the Gazelle concert in the closing credits) "Put your paws up!"
- "Ladies and gentlemammals !"
- Aladdin:
- Osmosis Jones:
- "You're pulling my membrane! "
- "You saved my cytoplasm back there."
- "I should be out in the veins fighting disease! "
- Happy Feet: "Can you speak plain penguin, please?" and "I'm speaking plain penguin. "
- Toy Story has "Son of a building block! " and "Save your batteries. "
- Toy Story 2: "If the boot fits."
- A Bug's Life:
- "It's a bug -eat-bug world out there, Princess.
- "Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!"
- Cars:
- "Ladies and gentlecars ..."
- "His undercarriage is showing."
- "Float like a Cadillac , sting like a Beamer ."
- Tractor tipping.
- RustEze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
- "The loser will be stripped of all modifications and become... STOCK!!! "
- Planes adds in a few more:
- "I'll leak all over you if you don't watch your intake! "
- "Oh for the love of Peterbilt "
- Hoodwinked!: "Well well, someone hibernated on the wrong side of the cave ."
- Finding Nemo: "It'll be a piece of kelp ."
- "Aww, you guys made me ink "
- "Cause you're about to eat my bubbles !"
- How to Train Your Dragon: "Odin help us."
- How to Train Your Dragon 2: "The sun is shining, Terrible Terrors are singing on the roof..."
- Horton Hears a Who!: "That's why my little Rudy is pouch -schooled.
- Shrek 2: "Well, it looks like we're up Chocolate Creek without a popsicle stick ."
- Planet of the Apes:
- "Human see, human do."
- Considering that the whole franchise was a commentary about racism, you can't forget a line like "The only good human is a DEAD human! "
- Alexander manages to naturally do this, replacing phrases like "By God!" with "By Zeus!" or "In the name of the Gods!" instead of the singular, and other such things using ancient Greek-era things in place of more modern phrases and outbursts. A few times, it tends to get too clunky and usual, with things like "By Athena's Justice, this girl has spirit" that tend to be less artificial and more sticking out like a sore thumb.note
- Star Trek:
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan had "What beams you into this neck of the woods?"
- The "old Klingon proverb" that "death is a dish that is best served cold" is actually Pashtun in origin.
- In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, McCoy says Spock is "not exactly firing on all thrusters ".
- Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Had Kirk mentioning "Moon over Rigel 7 " as a potential campfire sing-along. When this movie was later riffed, Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy mocked the use of this trope with such song titles as I Left My Heart On Tau Ceti Five and I Have Thirteen Eyes For You.
- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country had one of the military men threaten that if the Klingons declared war, "we'd clean their chronometers. "
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan had "What beams you into this neck of the woods?"
- At the climax of Oh, God! You Devil, when the Devil (George Burns) loses his nerve in a poker showdown with God (also George Burns), God comments, "I put the fear of me into you."
- The Lord of the Rings "As the Nazgûl flies." Justified, since they are actually talking about Nazgûl flying there.
- In Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan says that his hunt for General Grievous on Utapau "May just be a wild bantha chase."
- Lampshaded in Solo: A Star Wars Story:
Han: Beckett, did you hear me? Are they on us?
Tobias: Like rashnold on a kalak.
Han: ... I don't know what that means.
Tobias: Like a gingleson's pelt.
Han: What? Are they or aren't they?
Tobias: Yes, they're still on us! - In Masters of the Universe, Gwildor the Thenurian twice uses the same term in different situations:
- "I'm not a Torktum , you know!"
- "I don't believe it! I've got a lot of serious work to do! You're acting like Torktums !"
- Black Panther:
Shuri: Did he freeze?
Oyoke: Like an antelope in headlights.- Later, before the final battle, when Shuri arranges for Ross to fly the Royal Talon Fighter by remote;
- Racing Stripes
Horse:Go home, four left hooves !
- Noelle: "Oh my garland !" (Also doubles as Gosh Dang It to Heck!.)
- People will jokingly ask "What do atheists say during sex?" or what phrases they use to replace "Oh my God." and "Jesus Christ" and the answer is, in the joke at least, something like "Oh my science." or something to that effect.
- A joke saying among Tabletop Gamers is "If I had one XP each time I heard that, I'd be level 20".
- Another one is, when posting opinions on some D&D forum, is to finish it with "My two coppersnote ".
- A minor one among Tom Lehrer fans in the Pokémon fandom. There's a small meme where a certain song of his gets referenced as "Poisoning Pidgey in the Park".
- From Life, the Universe and Everything: "Wouldn't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova ." Much to Arthur Dent's confusion.
- In The Integral Trees by Larry Niven, several characters use the expression "feed the tree," which means, "The words you are saying are a commonly used form of natural fertilizer."
- The Trope Namer is Harry Potter; several of these expressions we hear from Mrs. Figg after she's revealed to be a Squib:
- "Hold your hippogriffs! "
- "What's got your wand in a knot? "
- "No use crying over spilt potion. "
- "The cat's among the pixies now."
- "Wasn't enough room to swing a kneazle. "
- "Might as well be hanged for a dragon as an egg. "
- "Fell off the back of a broom. "
- "Son of a Bludger! "
- "A poisonous toadstool can't change its spots."
- "God rest ye, merry hippogriffs " being sung by Sirius at Christmas in Order of the Phoenix. (This may very well have been Sirius messing with the words for his own sake, since he was attending on Buckbeak at the time.)
- "Just yanking your wand. "
- This one might fall into Accidental Innuendo territory as well.
- "Get off his high hippogriff. "
- "Which came first, the phoenix or the flame? "
- "It's like losing a Knut and finding a Galleon ."
- Justified in this case, as wizards have their own currency and know nothing of Muggle money.
- The fire is lit but the cauldron is empty. note
- In fact, in the Film, the band in one movie does a song pretty much entirely of this trope.
- They also tend to refer to Merlin in addition to God. Which makes sense, one supposes.
- Speaking of swearing by Merlin, "Merlin's pants!" could very well be a stand-in for "Holy shit!", considering the following:
- "Pants" is British slang for "rubbish";
- Another term for "rubbish" is "bullshit" or simply "shit"; and
- When Hermione uses the term, Ron realizes she's got her wand in a much tighter knot than usual, for her to be saying that (also consider that he is himself guilty of swearing loudly numerous times throughout the series).
- Speaking of Merlin's pants, quoth Ron: "How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?"
- Ron is also cut off in the middle of asking why "in the name of Merlin's saggy left-" (cue interruption by his mother) he is required to tidy his bedroom ahead of his brother's wedding.
- Rita Skeeter also once makes reference to a "bring and fly sale".
- Harry once tells Rita Skeeter that he wouldn't touch her "with a ten-foot broomstick ."
- In Order of the Phoenix McGonagall refers to Harry, George and Draco getting into a fistfight as "muggle dueling".
- In The Deathly Hallows, when Ron introduces Harry, under disguise via Polyjuice Potion, to Muriel, as "cousin Barney", Muriel responds with: "Another Weasley? You breed like gnomes ."
- Codex Alera:
- "Go tothe crows !"
- "Oh Great Furies ."
- "He's a slive ."
- In the Discworld books, most of the examples of this trope are simply their setting-appropriate equivalents. E.G.:
- "...guaranteed to have fallen off the back of an oxcart. " (Guards! Guards!)
- "He's going to go totally Librarian poo. " (The Fifth Elephant and The Truth)
- "...as the high priest said to the vestal virgin. " (Witches Abroad)
- "Crysophrase, he not give a coprolith about that stuff" (Men at Arms) and "I'm in deep copro, right?" (Thud!). (Trolls are living rock, and a coprolith is fossilised animal dung.)
- "Been there, done that, bought the doublet. " (The Fifth Elephant)
- Men at Arms has "...some Watchman blundering around upsetting things, like a loose ... a loose siege catapult. "; "...up the Ankh without a paddle"; "Does a dragon explode in the woods?" (although the original version is also in use); and "Like a fish needs a ... a thing that doesn't work underwater , sir."
- "Don't come the raw trilobite with me." (Moving Pictures; from a rock-eating troll)
- "When the midden hits the windmill. " (Thief of Time and The Fifth Elephant)
- "How many trolls does it take to change a lamp wick? " (Sourcery)
- A weird one that started out as a Nanny Ogg malapropism in Carpe Jugulum, and then somehow became the accepted version of the phrase in later books is: "The leopard does not change his shorts." In Unseen Academicals, this phrase's complete meaninglessness gets lampshaded.
- Another common mangled saying is "the worm is on the other boot", a mash-up of "the worm has turned" and "the boot is on the other foot".
- The tendency of Honest Johns in UK media to call everyone "squire" (CMOT Dibbler does this) gets extended to other Discworld cultures, with a camel merchant who calls Teppic "emir" in Pyramids, and Disembowel-Meself-Honorably calling Rincewind "shogun" in Interesting Times.
- Klatch's role as the "generically foreign" country to Morporkians means we get "Excuse my Klatchian " and "That isn't Klatchian mist, lad" (both by Ridcully in Soul Music).
- A few aversions are lampshaded early on, when he notes that the use of the phrase "gypsies" is anomalous, given that there is no such thing as Egypt, but some words of place-name origin need to be kept for coherency's sake, so he's not calling them Djelibabies, as technically appropriate as that would be.
- "This is a hell of a way to spend Hogswatch! " (Hogfather)
- "Now we're cooking with charcoal! " (Interesting Times and others)
- Trolls refer to "legends from the sunset of time." Either because they're nocturnal (according to The Light Fantastic), or because they think we go through time backwards (according to Thud!, based on a line in Reaper Man).
- "Evil Emperor. Evil Empire. It did what it said on the iron maiden .(Unseen Academicals)
- Also in UA, a dwarf doesn't think much of moonsilver, but says micromail is a "different pocketful of rats entirely".
- "Couldn't expect to get away Feegle free" (Snuff)
- There's more than one way of choking a dangdang than stuffing it with pling ." (Thief of Time) (dangdangs and pling, if you're wondering, are never mentioned in any other context.)
- In a discussion on alt.fan.pratchett.
, Terry Pratchett said that building the clacks network was "not dragon wizardry ." (See The Last Hero for why they're the same thing.)
- In Raising Steam a dwarf says the grags can "stick it where the sun shines too much ". An elder dwarf describes another younger dwarf as "still wet behind the helmet ".
- "It's gone wahoonie -shaped." (Various books)
- "The real Mac Feegle ." (Nanny Ogg's Cookbook)
- In Feet of Clay, the Ankh-Morpork nobility know which side of their biscuit is spread with pate .
- Ancient Ephebians (i.e. Greeks) in Eric say "You play discus with me, and I'll play discus with you."
- The vampire culture in The Saga of Darren Shan: "In this night and age"
- The Star Wars Expanded Universe and Legends books:
- "Out of the reactor core and into the supernova. "
- Playing Sith's/Dark Side's Advocate. Started in the X-Wing Series, but other novels picked it up later.
- Better the Moff you know than Emperor's new envoy.
- He was as green as the foam on Lomiin-ale.
- The Star Wars Holiday Special is largely cringed over and ignored, but a few things have worked their way into canon. Boba Fett, Chewbacca's family, and Life Day.
Wedge: [after a very agreeable breakup, and having said that he hopes she'll still consider him a friend] Meaning you can still call on me. Send me messages. Send me Life Day presents.
- "These guys went through the estate's defenses easier than Rebels go through a Death Star ."
- It's not the work of Venthan Chassu, but it beats bare walls.
- Less chance than a flame on Hoth.
- If one person calls you a Hutt, laugh it off. If two people call you a Hutt, start to wonder. If three people call you a Hutt, buy a drool bucket and start hoarding spice. (Stackpole invents a lot of these.)
- You look like something the poom dragged in.
- How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
- None. If the Light's out you can't see them cheating at Sabacc.
- Speaking of which, there's no such thing as a "poker face." Instead, you'd have a "Sabacc face." Likewise, "dejarik" (the game Chewie and R2 play in A New Hope) is substituted for chess.
- She took to it like a sarlacc to sand.
- That one is strange, since they do have ducks
. And water. And because not all sarlaccs live in deserts.
- That one is strange, since they do have ducks
- If The Force is with us, it's definitely The Dark Side.
- This looks like a dew -run.
- Also used: a "blue milk-run".
- For those who don't know, a "milk run" is aviation speak for a routine, uneventful journey. Among bomber crews, it means an easy mission with neither flak nor enemy fighters.
- Stick the vibroblade in and modulate the oscillation rate.
- The airspeeder dropped like a freefalling Hutt.
- The same character a few pages later said the same speeder "dropped like a rock", so "freefalling Hutt" was probably just for color.
- As the smugglers say, we were putting all our spice in one freighter .
- Don't plot a course into that black hole .
- I get the holo . (In general, "holo" or "hologram" are used in any context that calls for "photograph" or "video.")
- I'll walk away, shedding my crimes like a Trandoshan sheds its skin.
- In that case it was deliberate—a criminal offered to hand over some crucial info in exchange for immunity from prosecution, money, and a way off planet, and was amused when an old enemy was sent to pick him up. He knew she needed the info and was too honorable to go against the deal, so he used this phrase to remind her that he had let the Trandoshan who had murdered a friend walk free.
- This really came out of the asteroid belt.
- Alternately, it came out of the black, as in deep space.
- "Like a neutrino through plasma. "
- A similar but less arbitrary example from one of the Young Jedi Knights books: Lando says that a certain diamond drill can cut through durasteel just as easily as a laser can cut through Sullustan jam. It's not explained what property of Sullustan jam requires lasers to cut.
- A particularly egregious one: What time is it when an Imperial AT-AT Walker steps on your wrist chronometer? Time to get a new wrist chronometer.
- Wedge Antilles is said to have ice water in his veins and cold-space lubricants for blood.
- "And then ask yourself if that doesn't make you look a bit like a dewback's cloaca ."
- "He's a few starships short of a fleet. ."
- Tending children is like herding Gammorean slime cats .
- Set in durasteel . See page quote here
.
- At least one of the Essential Guide books has "A game of felinx and rodus ". This despite the fact that a quick look on Wookieepedia
reveals that both cats and mice exist in-universe.
- It's dangerous to change dewbacks in the middle of a sand dune.
- The Han Solo Trilogy: Expressions like "The rat's in the kitchen" have been modified with "vrelt" (apparently a similar creature) instead of "rat" and so on.
- From Scoundrels: "Mind games, unfortunately, were a multidirectional spacelane ."
- From the Revenge of the Sith novelization: They say when the Force closes a hatch , it opens a viewport .
- From Coruscant Nights, Den Dhur notes that trying to find Jax Pavan is Like looking for a needle in a sleestax .
- The Redwall books love these, as well as creative insults, the best being "If brains were bread you'd have starved to death before you were born!":
- Some examples include "the leaf calling the grass green " and "I'll bet you an apple to an acorn" (the equivalent of "dollars to donuts").
- "If wishes were fishes, there'd be no room in the river for water. "
- "There's more than one way of frying a frog. " Weird, you'd think Ferahgo would love to talk about skinning things...
- From Iron Sunrise by Charles Stross, we have "Never bring a tazer to an artillery duel ", and the ReMastered philosophy "Upload them all, the unborn god will know its own."
- The Hollows has several, such as "You look like the vamp who drained the cat. "
- Lots in the Star Trek Novel Verse:
- Like a targ out of gre'thor. (Klingon)
- "If life hands you ungaberries, you've got to make detergent. " (Ferengi)
- "Played me like a Syn Lara. " (Trill)
- "The Bloodwing's share", and "like h'vart in an alley." (Both Romulan)
- "The pin that broke the zipthars wing .(Human colonists on Deneva)
- "The sauce on the slugsteak (Ferengi)
- "Nervous as a tiku in a kava reap" (Bajoran)
- One that's almost the same: "Plenty of other Suckerfish in the River".
- "If Ice Bores kill your Ailicorne, make Ailicorne steaks". (Andorian). There are also the Andorian axioms "Absence makes the heart forget" and "What goes around comes around...but with a sharper knife".
- The Ferengi morality tale of "The Boy Who Cried Audit"
- "Like Honge on fresh meat" (Cardassian). Also the Cardassian saying "the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy, but may prove useful".
- "Sap and fog", for when Nasats are being dismissive.
- "Screw with the Mugato, you're getting the horn".
- "In a Tribble's eye!" (Which didn't need to be said, because McCoy uses the phrase "In a pig's eye!" in the original series).
- Dragaera:
- In Issola, Lady Teldra makes a reference to Vlad engaging in "gray humor". This is the equivalent of what we would call "black humor"—the difference is that in the series, black is the color of magic and gray is the color of death.
- They also have "how many X does it take to sharpen a sword?" instead of Light Bulb Jokes.
- Warrior Cats does this quite a bit:
- "When hedgehogs fly!"
- "Don't be a scaredy-mouse! "
- "Don't get your whiskers in a twist. "
- "That's a load of fox-dung! "
- "You're crow-food! "
- "Cloudtail's mew is worse than his scratch. "
- "We shall kill two prey with one blow, as it were."
- "Who made dirt in his fresh-kill ?"
- "You look as if you've lost a rabbit and found a shrew ."
- "No use wailing over lost prey ."
- "Leopardfur can go chase her own tail ." (A similar expression, "Bluestar can go eat snails!" is also seen.)
- "Great Star Clan!"
- "If I catch you on my territory, you'll wish you'll never been kitted ."
- "You're two sides of the same leaf ."
- "Have you got bees in your brain ?"
- "We're living in a den of twigs ."
- "Don't be such a smart-ears ."
- "We're wasting moonlight ."
- "That goody-four-paws ."
- A clever and appropriate use in Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers novel, "...on the bounce." Its meaning ranges from along the lines of 'don't waste time' to 'stay alert', depending on the context it's used in.
- Rosalie hisses "Over my pile of ashes" in Breaking Dawn.
- In Insurrection one drow said "putting the cart before the lizard".
- In Safehold, "kill the wyvern that fetched the golden rabbit ."
- Fridge Logic: But why would you kill the wyvern out of greed? Does it puke up the rabbit after fetching it? And they have chickens on Safehold, so why not geese? Why not just use another bird in place of the goose? Arrgh!
- Also, "between the doomwhale and the deep blue sea."
- They also curse by Shan-Wei and put "Shan-Wei" instead of "Devil", as she's the local Satan figure, ("Go to Shan Wei's Hell !") and use Langhorne (greatest of the archangels) instead of God ("Langhorne bless you" or "For Langhorne's sake!").
- The End of Eternity by Isaac Asimov: "built like a force-field latrine ." (If you're wondering about the practicality of a force-field latrine, note that that's the point of the original metaphor.)
- The Automatic Detective loves this trope — among others, Mack, as narrator, once says that "Grey had me by the directives ", and use of "exhaust port" (as per the Transformers example) is a common stand-in for "ass" in all manner of expressions.
- In Dora Wilk Series non-human characters use it a few times. Most notably, Dora puts "Goddess" instead of "God" in any place ("Oh my Goddess!", "For Goddess' sake!" among others) and Olaf (a werewolf) curses by "difficult change" instead of other light curses, whether they make sense in Doraverse or not.
- Guardians of Ga'Hoole does this a few times:
- Most common is the use of "gizzard" in place of things like "know in my heart" or "bad feeling in my gut".
- "Are you yoinks "?
- "Racdrops" is a common swear, short for "raccoon droppings".
- "Glaux" is used in place of "God" i.e. "Great Glaux!".
- H. Beam Piper: one book replaced "hot knife" and "butter" with "fast neutrons" and "toilet paper".
- In the Honor Harrington novels, characters from planets other than Earth (most of the cast), typically substitute native fauna into their metaphors, such as "We've got the hexapumanote by the tail" or "If you had the sense God gave a near-turkey". A few technological metaphors show up - "adding hydrogennote to the fire".
- The Ciaphas Cain novels have a few examples:
- The series is fond of the phrase "going ploin-shaped ."
- In the first novel, Ciaphas notes that it's credits to carrots that he and his troops will be mobilized to stop the Tau.
- The Race in Harry Turtledove's Worldwar series do this a lot. Examples:
- "On the other fork of the tongue ".
- "Getting under his scales ".
- "Keep an eye-turret on him".
- "You must be egg-addled !".
- "You are yanking my tail-stump ."
- They also constantly swear "by the spirits of Emperors past" (cast down eye-turrets).
- In the Doctor Who Expanded Universe novel Harvest of Time, the Master says "Skaro wasn't destroyed in a day".
- "A Brush with Life", a short story in Dragon magazine about a boy who's miniature figure of a Barbarian Hero comes to life when he paints it, and demands a female companion. When the boy paints a woman warrior and she likewise comes to life, she informs the barbarian that "Some women have as much use for a man as a sea serpent has for a chariot ."
- Star Darlings:
- "Cool as a calaka "
- "In the starlight "
- "First stars "
- "Marches to the signal of her own pulsar "
- In Dragonsong, from a seaside hold, "Every storm brings in a little driftwood .
- In The Machineries of Empire: "For the sake of fox and hound ".
- Seeker Bears:
- "Have you got honey between your ears?"
- "They're all hiding in the trees like dumb scaredy birds ."
- "Your brain is full of feathers ."
- A Song of Ice and Fire:
- "The song is sung, the wine is spilled, the wench is pregnant ."
- "Who pissed in your soup ?"
- Bravelands:
- "He talks a lot of monkey dung ."
- "Out of my way, monkey brains!"
- Neptune's Brood
- The opening section, which drops the reader right in the middle of the complex interstellar economy that will get explained later, has a travel agent explain tickets to a certain planet are no longer available for love nor favours .
- The captain of the Space Pirates (who are actually space privateers, and are actually actually very proactive freelance insurance underwriters) explains that they're a necessary part of the economy, so governments turn a damaged photoreceptor to them.
- It's noted that if the ruler of a posthuman oceanic colony suppresses civil liberties too much, her subjects will simply vote with their fins .
- Tailchaser's Song:
- Cats say "Your Furriness " and "Regal Softness " to the queen.
- At one point Tailchaser says that he's "made a m'an of myself". For reference, a "m'an" is a human.
- "I wasn't whelped just sunlast , you know!"
- In the picture book Rise and Shine Bunny, the mother tries to wake her son with "Now sweetie, the early bunny gets the sweet clover ".
- Survivor Dogs:
- "Paw" gets used as an equivalent of "hand"/"foot" in sayings. For example, "on one paw ".
- "Hurry up, or we'll be here until the Moon-Dog goes to sleep ."
- "The foxes could go to the Earth-Dog as far as he was concerned (...)"
- "They are hunting us, Lucky, and unless we keep on our paw-tips and moving, they will track us down."
- "I've got a good feeling in my fur today."
- "Watch your muzzle , Moon."
- "We should make a camp for no-sun ."
- This is actually an occasional plot-point in The Cosmere. Worldhoppers can use Connection to speak the native language of whatever world they are on, but it translates idioms literally, often causing them to sound quite ridiculous.
- Mistborn does this a lot with metal based sayings. For example, someone is Zinc -tongued because zinc Allomancers have Emotion Control powers, making them very persuasive.
- Take it with a pinch of copper . Burning copper gives the user and everyone around them immunity to emotional Allomancy.
- Mistborn does this a lot with metal based sayings. For example, someone is Zinc -tongued because zinc Allomancers have Emotion Control powers, making them very persuasive.
- A minor Running Gag in Good Omens is that Crowley, a demon who has lived on Earth so long he's more like humans than other demons, by habit uses the regular expressions. Then he thinks that as a demon, he should do this trope instead, especially when he runs up against semi-religious sayings, but never likes what he comes up with.
- Aeon 14:
- The Woman Who Seized an Empire plays with When Life Gives You Lemons... between 5th millennium Fish out of Temporal Water Katrina and her 9th millennium lover Juasa.
Juasa: Stars... this is surreal. Yesterday you were slaving in the fields. Today you're promising me a starship.
Katrina: I've made some lemonade.
Juasa: What? What does lemonade have to do with anything?
Katrina: When life gives you lemons... Nevermind, I guess it's an old saying. I thought that one would have stuck.
Juasa: Sounds a bit like, "when the universe flings mass at you, you accrete it into something useful".
Katrina: That's so awkward.
Juasa: Yours just sounds weird. What does fruit have to do with daily life? - Know Thy Enemy has the protagonist, who was born on an ocean world, remark "Two fish, one spear."
- The Woman Who Seized an Empire plays with When Life Gives You Lemons... between 5th millennium Fish out of Temporal Water Katrina and her 9th millennium lover Juasa.
- How To Be Comfortable In Your Own Feathers has birds refer to being comfortable in one's own feathers, instead of one's own skin.
- Welkin Weasels:
- "We'll have the last click of teeth ."
- "We must avoid this place like the mange ."
- "Now there's a rafter rat in wood mouse's clothing."
- Played with on America's Got Talent: The Champions when ventriloquist Darci Lynne brought her puppet Petunia to the stage. Seeing the size of the audience, Petunia repeated, "Oh my carrots !"
- Babylon 5 manages to combine this with Yiddish as a Second Language when Ivanova says to Sheridan, "What am I, chopped flarn ?" ("Lines of Communication")
- Bottom: In a scene cut from the episode "Gas" featured in the Fluff collection: There are more than three ways to kill a monkey .
- In the sixth episode of The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Aughra describes guiding the people of Thra as "like herding Fizzgig ."
- Doctor Who:
- Not uncommonly, Time Lords a two-hearted race use allegorical phrases related to the heart, but with "hearts" instead. "Heartsbeat", "broke my hearts", "I haven't the hearts", etc.
- "Robot" has the Doctor complain that "it's a free cosmos " as well as refer to his "heartsbeat".
- "The Face of Evil": The Doctor's unimpressed by a broken communicator "Dead as a Dalek ".
- "The Unquiet Dead": Charles Dickens: "What the Shakespeare? ". Oddly enough, the phrase "what the dickens" actually appears in Shakespeare's writing and has nothing to do with the author Dickens at all ("the dickens" = "the Devil"), but it would be even odder for Charles Dickens to say "what the dickens". Referenced two seasons later when Shakespeare says "What the Chaucer?"
- "The Name of the Doctor": After the Doctor is conned by Clara's young charges, he mutters "Why those little... Daleks !"
- Game of Thrones:
- "When I was a child, an uncle asked: what gift I wanted for my name day ."
- Tyrion claims "If I had a gold dragon for every time..."
- In Krypton, with its Uterine Replicator, Dev-Em warns someone "Tell anyone about this, and you'll wish the Genesis Chamber never spat you out ."
- M*A*S*H: On at least one occasion Klinger announced, "Piece of baklava !"
- Characters on Star Trek: Discovery sometimes use a Vulcan expression: "Isik for your thoughts." It's also a Running Gag that nobody knows what an isik is.
- Star Trek: Enterprise:
- Phlox referred to Archer's Freudian slips as "Pillarian slips".
- He also referred to an old saying: "When in Fellebia , do as the Fellebians do.
- The Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Amok Time" has one whose mundane equivalent isn't very common: "He's as tight-lipped as an Aldeberan Shellmouth ."
- Star Trek: Voyager has "I didn't want to be a third nacelle. " (ships in Star Trek almost always have an even number of warp nacelles, usually 2)
- In The Suite Life on Deck: "Well I guess we're both up the Ganges without a paddle!
- MAD #208, "Cattlecar Galaxica":
Adammit: That was real brave of you to rescue me, Athinner! I'd like to thank you properly! How about dropping by my sleep bay and—
Athinner: Not tonight! I have a Cranium Megahurt!
Adammit: Hmmm! Some things never change — even in SIX millenniums!
- Red Dawn +20: Chebrikov Ate Sugar.
- In AJCO there is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it example during a conversation between Kube (a Plant Alien) and Vinnie (reared by Plant Aliens):
Kube: [pushes Vinnie back into bed] Easy there, tigerlily!
- Magic: The Gathering:
- Mirage, "Alarum":
"One timely cry of warning can save nine of surprise." —Sidar Jabari - Common in Vampire: The Requiem, e.g. "Tonight, the world has changed."
- And in Vampire: The Masquerade, where the end times are referred to as "The final nights". Or in Hunter: The Reckoning where one vampire prince references the eponymous hunters as The Final Knights.
- In Transhuman Space: School Days, Denise considers Ian to be sysadmin of his own fan community .
- Warhammer 40,000: Ever since Lorgar the Horus Heresy, people have replaced the word "God" with "Emperor". Said emperor is not amused because it means that everyone people started worshiping him when he explicitly commanded this not to happen. People also swear by the Golden Throne, which the Emperor's living corpse sits on and is sustained by.
- An article in Dragon magazine has a veteran dungeoneer complain that when novices start out they take "everything but the bucket from the well ".
- The dogs in Pugmire worship the lost race of Man, and are therefore prone to exclamations such as "Man damn it!" and "I swear to Man."
- The Little Mermaid:
- "As long as you live under my reef ..."
- "She was seaweed and spice and everything nice..."
- "That girl's on sandbar nine!"
- "Ariel and someone, swimming in the sea . K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
- "And then the squid will hit the fan."
- "How could she just suddenly completely disappear into thin water ?"
- Wicked: "Wait one clock-tick ."
- Transformers:
- "Do you ever think you could be programmed for something bigger?"
- "Stick it in your optic sensor !"
- "My afterburner ."
- "That's murder on my audio receptors !"
- "Processor over matter."
- "Megatron?! The cruel and vicious Decepticon leader who eats Autobot protoforms for breakfast?!"
- "I've got one servo in the scrap heap ."
- "Human! It's the Matrix or your protoform batch initiators !"
- "You'll have to pry it from my cold, offline servos !"
- "I'll tear out your optics !"
- "It's a no-processor...er ." (this one even they find weird to say)
- "Go to scrap heap !"
- "Aww, hexagonal nuts."
- "You can stuff it up your exhaust pipe ."
- "What, is my gearbox hanging out or something?"
- "Don't just stand there with your pistons in your servos !"
- "Don't just stand there with your cockpits open!"
- "Brilliant my sine function ."
- "Kiss my skidplate !"
- "Whoa! What crawled up your tailpipe ?"
- "Go stuff it up your reactor linkage !"
- "Brilliant, my boron compressor !"
- "Blow it out your actuator !"
- "Tell him to blow it out his exhaust port !"
- "That restaurant where the waitresses go around without torso plates ?"
- "Bearings of chrome steel. "
- From an episode of Transformers Cybertron:
Override: What are we, roast energon ?
- BIONICLE:
- "Hold your Rahi, I'm coming!"
- "All my friends went to Po-Koro, and all I got was this lousy rock. "
- "Like Matoran opening presents on Naming Day. "
- "It's a load of Rock Steed droppings! "
- "I have a feeling we're not in Karda Nui any more!
- "He clapped his hands over his audio receptors. "
- "Kill two Gukko with one stone."
- "The metal claw's on the other foot now!" (This one was lampshaded, as another character tells the speaker that what he just said makes no sense.)
- The Discworld game:
Sleazy Guy: Care to buy an hourglass?
Rincewind: Where'd you get those?
Sleazy Guy: Fell off the back of a donkey cart, sir! - The Legend of Zelda:
- The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass: "Is Linebeck shaking over there?! He's such a cucco !"
- One of the CDi games has "I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok "
- Daruk, Champion of the Gorons in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, often uses rock and mountain themes in his speech, being a denizen of Death Mountain with the rest of his people. For instance, in Link's memory
of him testing out Vah Rudania, he makes a comment that Zelda "can't quite see the range for the peaks ".
- Final Fantasy
- Wakka instructs Tidus over the course of Final Fantasy X to hold his chocobos. The Chocoboy of Final Fantasy VIII instructed Squall to do the same. There's also Wakka's "son of a Shoopuf!" and another character's "...my shoopuf!"
- In Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings, at one point Fran is being accosted by a group of sky pirates, including a "foul-mouthed moogle" who lets out an apparently profanity-laden sentence ending with "and your chocobo too!"
- In Nautilus in Final Fantasy XIII, there's a boy who asks his parent to give him a "chocoback ride."
- Final Fantasy Type-0 has a random NPC trainee who comments that "Confidence is exactly what I'm lacking. I go in thinking I can do it, but when push comes to shove, I always chocobo out..."
- "Hold your chocobos" also gets used a couple times in Final Fantasy Brave Exvius.
- In Granblue Fantasy, Io drops one in a cross-fate episode with Ryan.
"It's not over 'till the Primal Beast sings!"
- Mass Effect 2 features an advertisement for a movie about "Blasto, the first hanar Spectre", whose trademark phrases are "This one has no time for your solid waste excretions" and "Enkindle THIS!"
- Mass Effect 3 features many excerpts from the movie, the humor of which often stems from this trope.
- When you first meet Legion, Tali mentions that a single geth would have no more intelligence than a wild varren. It makes more sense since varren are basically Space Dogs, and 99% of the characters, humans included, probably never saw a real life dog before.
- Quarians in general use the term "Keelah" in place of "God" note , and "Keelah se'lai" is said at the end of certain discussions, including the hearing in front of the admiralty board. Replace it with "God be with you", and it's a perfect fit.
- Mass Effect 3 reveals it to effectively mean "The homeworld which I shall one day see.", which is similar, given how mythical their homeworld is to the Quarians by this point.
- Similar to the above, asari usually say "By the goddess!", while turians use "Spirits!"
- Inverted early on, at one point Vega brings up a more traditional "shooting fish in a barrel", which is a completely alien concept to Garrus.
- And most people would describe someone ballsy as having "a quad", as the krogan have four testicles.
- Mordin Solus, your salarian teammate in 2, thinks his former CO was "a bit of a cloaca". Salarians are amphibians, wherein the cloaca is both anal and reproductive orifice, so he's basically calling him an asshole and a dick.
- Romancing Garrus will have him tell you at one point that your outfit "has my mandibles on the floor."
- Also averted in the case of figures of speech involving bullets.
Renegade Shepard VI: I find the best advanced battlefield strategy is to have more bullets than the other guy. [Beat] Technically, it's thermal clips, not bullets, but who says "I filled him with 5 detachable heat sinks"?
- Mass Effect: Andromeda has "does a pyjak scratch its butt?" and "roast your quads over a low fire". A quest involving salarians has one claiming another could be pulling information out of his cloaca.
- Dwarven curses in the Dragon Age setting include "Go take a long breath out of a short shaft," which from context and phrasing probably means "Go die in a hole."
- It might be a modification of "go take a long walk off a short pier", or even "go suck a prick", basically, "shut up" or "go f*ck yourself".
- The above saying most likely refers to the breathing of lyrium dust in the mines. Lyrium is basically the setting's magical macguffin, but it is very toxic to mortal beings. Breathing lyrium dust can, even in the best of circumstances, reduce you to a gibbering idiot, at worst, well...you don't want to know.
- They also use "Nug-humping" where a modern person would probably use "Motherfucking."
- In addition, there's the phrase "by the maker", as well as a few references to Andraste throughout both games.
- The Mega Man Battle Network series has quite a few of these, primarily in the first three games, where the translators were using Woolseyisms:
- "I was programmed ready!"
- "You scared me half to deletion! "
- "Prepare to meet your programmer! "
- All over the place in Homeworld: Cataclysm. Some are reasonable, some are quite grating.
Kuun-Lan Fleet Command(agitated): Join the Kiith !
- Tales of Monkey Island has got LOADS of them, though a few examples are:
- "Davey J. Nipperkin doesn't go handing over his secret sources to every Tom, Dick, and Guybrush that washes ashore!"
- "Anyone up for a quick game of Five Card Draw-and-Quarter? Follow the Monkey? Mêlée Hold 'Em?"
- "The Club has a strict 'No Feet, No Service' clause."
- "Talk to the hand, sicko, 'cause the pirate ain't listenin'!"
- "Accidentally, my dorsal fin! "
- "Does someone have a cannon to your head?"
- "...but that guy is cannon -happy!"
- "Just my two pieces of eight, sir."
- "Blowholes to Betsy, could it be?"
- "Hold onto your pantalones! "
- "Your honor, pirates and wenches of the gallery... "
- "...he seemed to think I could make a pretty piece of eight off of your untimely execution..."
- "Time is grog, Captain."
- "Malevolence is in the eye of the beholder, Guybrush Threepwood."
- "Tore through here like a cat outta hell, off into the jungle."
- "Mo' money, mo ability to solve puzzles. "
- "That witch is nothing but trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with V, and that stands for Voodoo. "
- Hatoful Boyfriend has repeated uses of "everybirdie ".
- In Star Wars: The Old Republic, a Hutt remarks, "You say keelpunah , I say keepunah ."
- When playing SimAnt, if the "Funny" captions are turned on, ants will often share gems such as "I've worked my mandibles to the chitin ."
- In Xenoblade, you'll occasionally get phrases like "What on Bionis ?"
- After the CPU Breaker is defeated in Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2, Ram exclaims that she's "so hungry she could eat a horsebird."
- Used by specific characters rather than the world at large, but the third season of Sam & Max: Freelance Police has a few.
Papierwaite: And why should I give a hellbeast's hangnail what happens to your partner?Papierwaite: I couldn't give three figs !
- And a Dummied Out line has Skun-K'ape saying "You're swinging on frayed vines , magician".
- In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: "What in OBLIVION is that?!"
- Speaking of said Oblivion, the Adoring Fan: "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! "
- In Neverwinter Nights and Neverwinter Nights 2, one voice choice for male player characters has the following "swear" emote: "You two-faced son of a kobold !"
- Space Quest:
- The Have a Nice Death message for stepping onto the surface of Ortega in Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon without protective clothing and melting is: "It's so hot you could fry a Vorlian phlegmsnake egg."
- "It's not over 'till the fat lady Orat spits" is a Have a Nice Death message from Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers.
- Fire Emblem Awakening: In the barracks, one of your soldiers utters "I'm so hungry I could eat a Pegasus ."
- Another character states "It's time for ol' Gangrel to get a dose of his own vulnerary !"
- In one of it's many, many moment of pure parody, Liberal Crime Squad has Liberals and Moderates (who are all Atheists of course) say, when confronted with the shocking truth of the evil conservative regime, "Oh my Science ! Is there anything I can do to help?"
- In Nevertales 3: Smoke and Mirrors the inhabitants of Taleworld, a parallel reality composed entirely of book-worlds, say things like "May the Author keep you."
- In The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Ciri offers Geralt an oren for his thoughts.
- Pokémon:
- Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon:
- Well, I'll be an Aipom's uncle!
- I was being such a scaredy-Delcatty ...
- Pokémon Sword and Shield has more of these than previous Pokémon games as a part of the series' Earth Drift. One example is Sonia mentioning the phrase "Nickit in wooloo's clothing ".
- Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon:
- In Disgaea 5, after Zeroken blows using the Ultimate Demon Technique, Final Skill on Bloodis, Seraphina angrily yells at him "What in the Human World are you doing?!"
- In the good ending of Cuphead, after defeating the Devil and incinerating the Soul Contracts, Cuphead and Mugman race each other for home, with Mugman shouting out, "Last one there is a leaky cup !"
- With Splatoon being the marine life-based World of Pun that it is, squid/sea life counterparts of phrases show up every now and then.
"Hold on to your tentacles!"
"You gotta be squiddin' me!"
"HOLY CARP!" - In Spyro: A Hero's Tail, one of the elders says "(...) like ships in the sky ".
- In Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Bowser says Antasma's screaching sounds like a beached Blooper .
- Reigning Passions: In Amara's first season, Lyris tells the heroine, "No need to get your branches in a twist, Your Highness."
- RWBY features an example in the episode "Family", where, after an awkward period of silence that follows Yang laughing at an insult from Taiyang about her missing arm, Oobleck quietly speaks up:
Oobleck: Are we finally talking about the Goliath in the room...?
- In Battle for Dream Island, objects tend to say whatever created them in place of "god". Example:
Pin: Oh my pin factory!
- Footloose: "You've got about as much chance as Hinckley had with Foster "
- Skin Deep has at least one: "What's got your feathers in a turn? " (oddly enough, said to someone who doesn't have feathers.)
- Vexxarr gives us this
version. BellSouth has the Bleen Empire by the Golgi Apparatus.
- "I'm such a plague-head!" from My Milk Toof.
- Digger
- "Hold your moles, I'm coming."
- "Never laid eyestalks on one before."
- "I don't give a gnawed shoot. "
- "Don't salt the messenger."
- " I'll make him regret the day he slid out of his mother's pouch.
- Our Little Adventure has a few:
- "For the love of the gods" replacing "For the love of God"
- "For Stellina's sake!" replacing "For Christ's sake!"
- "What in the three hells" replacing "What the hell"
- "What on Manjulias" replacing "What on Earth" (at least when the creator remembers to change it.)
- Homestuck plays this for laughs with the trolls, as part of the Expospeak Gag that is their biology and culture:
- "You can glub to the content of your collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system ."
- Karkat explaining a troll romance novel "THEIR DYNAMIC IS THE GRUBLOAF AND TUBER PASTE OF THE OVERALL ARC."
- "I made my recupracoon and now I have to wriggle around in its slime ."
- "LET'S JUST AWKWARDLY STRAFE ALONG THE PERIMETER OF THAT HUMONGOUS, STINK-BELCHING TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM ."
- The Order of the Stick:
- A fiend exclaiming
"What the Home Sweet Home is going on?"
- A dwarf explaining
that past history is all "water over the tunnel ."
- A dwarf again
: "I think I can kill two bushes with one stone axe ." (Dwarves in OoTS all believe trees are plotting against them.)
- A fiend exclaiming
- Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic:
- The webcomic came up with several variants of the old ones:
- Clover adds more variations
.
Clover: Not the brightest candle in the chandelier!
Not the sharpest bolt in the quiver!
Not the quickest rabbit in the hutch!
- The godlike A.I. in Schlock Mercenary has a rather twisted sense of humor (this one
seems to spread in the fandom):
Schlock: ...How did Petey get a gestaltnote off of a battleplate?
Kevyn:' I didn't ask, and all he said was "in for a penny, in for plutonium". - Girl Genius has a few, based on steam power and clockwork, such as "Get wound !" and "runing around like headless constructs ".
- Starslip Crisis parodies this hard, sometimes by adding needless adjectives to a phrase and sometimes by just putting "space-" in front of a word. (As in "Oh, space-hell!")
Cutter: Today I kill two Salaxian birds with one Hethomorian laser-stone.
- In El Goonish Shive, Chika explains to Amanda
what might be the reason Amanda doesn't remember answering a particular Q&A question previously.
Chika: You were pretty shrunk at the time, but... - In "A Brief Moment of Culture", Jeffrey Channing Wells's Very Long Narbonic fanfic, Artie the superintelligent gerbil reflects "Mell was playing in my dust bath now".
- Gaia:
- Housepets!:
King: "Son of a charming young woman !"
- Played with in Skin Horse. Sweetheart is a talking female dog. And because she's a bit uptight, she doesn't like to swear. So she calls Violet Bee "that rhymes-with-bitch ".
- Darths & Droids: In one strip
, an Imperial officer says "What am I? Chopped splanch ?" (The splanch being a Running Gag of Bizarre Alien Biology in DMM's work.)
- Awful Hospital: Happens every so often between all the sapient lifeforms.
Maggie: Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
- Because there are several gods in Unsounded of relatively equal importance, people usually say "gods" instead of "god," i.e. "oh gods" or "godsdamned." Though earlier comics sometimes use the singular form. Oddly, "hell" is used as an expletive even though no one seems to believe in such a place.
- Discussed in The Bird Feeder #203
, "Bird Talk," as Terry wonders whether they ought to use more bird-like jargon like "Gull!" when frustrated or "Great Auk!" when shocked.
- This Very Wiki will sometimes alter trope names to fit the work that the page is dedicated to. Especially the Just For Fun page for Daring Do, where all the tropers are supposed to be sentient horses, zebras, griffons, etc. This can also extend to altering the category names or even the "This work contains the following tropes" header.
- The Bastard Operator from Hell declares himself to be "up a thinwire
without a terminator" in one story.
- Diva the demon in Musical Hell uses "What the Here?" among many others. Sometimes, inverting the side ("Speak of the angel..."). It backfires when Diva calls Donna "goody two hooves", as she replies "I don't have hooves!"
- In the DuckTales (1987) episode "Top Duck", Scrooge calls Launchpad, "a chip off the old propeller "
- The Little Mermaid:
- Disobedient children get beached .
- Also:
Triton: What under the sea is going on?! - The Jetsons:
- "That's the way the satellite spins. "
- "Jumping Jupiter! "
- The Flintstones:
- "That's the way the boulder bounces. "
- "Just a rock pickin' minute.
- Pac-Man, the Animated Series: "Over my chomped body!''
- The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: "That's the way the meatball bounces. "
- Futurama has "You sound like a broken MP3. " and Is the Space Pope Reptillian ?
- Transformers does this a lot, replacing certain lines in stock phrases with robotic related terms, especially when talking about body-parts. It also uses this technique for Getting Crap Past the Radar.
- My Little Pony:
- My Little Pony 'n Friends:
- In "The Magic Coins, Part 3", when Megan starts dictating terms to the guy holding everyone over a deep pit and the ponies start wondering if she's gone nuts, Heart Throb asks her if she's slipped her bridle.
- In "Fugitive Flowers, Part 1", when they see the flowerbed Posey prepared for them, a florie comments that with it "we'd be back on our roots in no time!"
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
- "Get your muzzle out of those books."
- "You little foal! "
- "What the hay? " It's also a common Real-Life substitute.
- "Every/Any/Some/Nopony " is quite possibly the most commonly used substitution in the show. Griffons and hippogriffs tend to use "anygriff" and "evergriff" instead. Starting in season eight, words such as "everycreature" are used, largely in reference to the Young Six.
- "Old pony's/mare's tale."
- "Goody four -shoes."
- "Well, well, well, it seems we have some neeeigh-sayers in the audience!"
- "It's time to pony up and confront Zecora!" "Pony up" is also Real-Life slang for "pay up," which could hilariously change the line's meaning.
- "Fillies and gentlecolts ."
- "Nopony else gives a flying feather !"
- "Who in the hoof is that?"
- The UK trailers have "lend a helping hoof ".
- "You... get down here... this instant... young... colt! "
- "Well, wallop my withers."
- "Wings , don't fail me now!"
- "What in Equestria is going on in here?"
- "Gabby Gums is my bread and butter, and I'm not gonna let you goody-two-horseshoes take that away from me!"
- "You're bucking a dead... tree ".
- "Hold on to your hooves !"
- Several reference Princess Celestia, Equestria's Immortal Ruler, such as "as Celestia is my witness..." and "sweet Celestia !" These get lampshaded in "Celestial Advice" when Twilight, panicking over all of the trouble Starlight could get into after graduating, exclaims "I can't just send her off to Celestia-knows-where!" and then blushes as Celestia remarks that she didn't know she was an expression.
- In "Flutter Blutter", Fluttershy expresses frustration at how her parents let her brother Zephyr "trot" all over them.
- In My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever, when Pinkie arrives at the cottage where the Gift Givers — a trio of oracular reindeer — live, the elderly doe who greets her crankily exclaims "By Blitzen's beard! It took you long enough!"
- My Little Pony 'n Friends:
- Maryoku Yummy: "Yum's the word."
- Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers: Upon having to fight their way out of a Earth-government facility, running from the Space Navy, and learning they're headed for Tortuna. "Out of the blast furnace, and into the converter! "
- SpongeBob SquarePants:
- In the episode "The Algae's Always Greener": "A rolling stone gathers no Algae! "
- "What was first? The oyster or the pearl ?"
- "That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow!"
- A number of phrases on Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends (which focuses on the adventures of sentient insects and other bugs), but most particularly "hold your horseflies!"
- The main character in Widget the World Watcher likes to replace words of common sayings by something space-based.
- The Buzz on Maggie: "Oh, bug ".
- Adventure Time:
- "Oh, my Grod/Glob/Gob !"
- "What the math ?"
- South Park has these in the "Go God Go" episodes, in the atheistic future, things like "Oh my science !" and "What in science's name?".
- ReBoot used computer jargon to get crap past the radar:
- "Me and good old Frisket just kicked Megabyte's bitmap !"
- "If you ask me, they're just covering their ASCIIs ."
- Monsuno uses "Aw, crag ." several times. At one point Chase refers to someone as "A pain in my Core ."
- Pound Puppies (2010) uses this a few times.
- "Rebound" gives us Squirt's line "You scratch my belly , I scratch yours."
- In "McLeish Unleashed", Lucky's reaction to the changes Milton Feltwattle makes to Shelter 17 is "Oh my Dog , he is serious!"
- Both Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra have multiple references to the Mix-and-Match Critters that inhabit their world that match this trope perfectly.
- "He's not a one-trick poodle-pony."
- "That weasel-snake!"
- Aang is such a pacifist, he even helps "the spider-fly stuck in its own web."
- At one point in Korra, Mako advises his brother Bolin to handle a breakup quickly, "like pulling off a leech ." While this was a bit of Self-Deprecation about how Mako didn't do just that in his own breakup last season, it wound up being a poor choice of words on the creators' part as they had to reassure viewers that Mako was not in fact calling his ex-girlfriend a leech.
- Prince Wu answers an obvious question with "Does a platypus-bear poop in the woods?", though he cuts himself off before he finishes it.
- The finale combined this trope with Varrick's Catchphrase during Varrick and Zhu Le's wedding: "You may now do the thing ."
- 3-2-1 Penguins!:
- "For the love of herring ! Would someone please turn that off that infernal noise!"
- "Jumping Jupiter !
- Dragons: Race to the Edge:
- The episode "Family on the Edge" has Heather say "a dragon doesn't change its markings " (Fishlegs feels compelled to point out that some dragons do). Later Astrid takes about "the Rumblehorn in the room".
- In an earlier episode, "Have Dragon, Will Travel", we have this exchange, using the same simile for two separate expressions:
Fishlegs: Can I help it if I'm an optimist? I'm a yak-bladder half-full kind of guy!
Astrid: Hate to burst your yak-bladder ... - The yak-bladder reference returns in "The Wings of War part 2" when Hiccup shows that he has nearly completed building an advanced version of the Dragon Eye.
Hiccup: Friends, my yak-bladder runneth over.
- In Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars, a Rebel technician says "Never look a gift tauntaun in the oral cavity ."
- According to Darkwing Duck in "Life, the Negaverse, and Everything," Negaduck isn't "duck enough" to confront him himself.
- On PB&J Otter, according to Peanut in the song "The Ballad of Johnny Pompalope," folks on Lake Hoohaw say "You're the pompalope of my eye" and "A pompalope a day keeps the doctor away."
- Mysticons: "The rubies are always brighter on the other side of the mine ."
- On Vampirina, ghouls and goblins tell each other hold your zombie horses . They also wish each other nasty dreams .
- Aladdin: The Series
- Episode The Prophet Motive: Hey, what am I? Chopped camel meat ?
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars:
- In "Dooku Captured", Weequay pirates offer Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker drinks, and Obi-Wan tells them: "Nothing too strong. Hes (Anakin) flying ."
- In "Mystery of a Thousand Moons", Obi-Wan tells Anakin: "Theres more than one way to skin a womp rat ."
- Splash and Bubbles:
- "Leave only your finprints behind!"
- "What in the big blue ocean just happened?!"
- "I thought we were playing surprise fish, not scare-the-gills-off-of-me fish!"
- "I can't put my fin on it."
- Star Wars Rebels: In Always Two There Are, Ezra tells an Inquisitor Youre like a broken protocol droid while being interrogated.
- The narrator from Jellabies has a tendency to insert the word "jelly" into certain words and phrases, resulting in stuff like "jelly good" ("very good") and "jellytastic" ("fantastic").
- Rubbadubbers
- Tubb: Easy peasy shampoo squeezy!
- Adventures of the Gummi Bears
- The Magnificent Seven Gummies: "Well, I'll be bounced ."
- Amphibia: Parodied in the season one finale "Reunion", when Captain Grime compliments Sasha by saying "As usual, you are playing Flipwart while everyone else is playing Bog Jump ." Except Sasha isn't a native of Amphibia, so the metaphor goes completely over her head.
Grime: Well, see, Flipwart and Bog Jump are games. Flipwart is, of course, far more complicated and— [fed up] I'M TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE SMART!
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command:
Buzz:"We've got bigger sclerf to fry."Ambassador Major:"Two zarkfleems in every pot, a jetpack in every driveway!"Alternate Universe!Booster:"You couldn't hit the broad side of a Jo-Adian barn , which is VERY big by the way!"
- There was a story in Readers Digest about a student of medieval history who explained she was far too busy to do something by saying "I've just got too much on my trencher ."
- Some foreign proverbs translated into your language (which have an equivalent) can look like this. For instance, the English proverb "The grass is always greener on the other side" becomes "The cherries in your neighbor's garden are always sweeter" in German. (Die Kirschen in Nachbars Garten schmecken immer süßer.) Wiktionary has a list of this proverb in a variety of languages
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