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     The Nutcracker vs. The Gingerbread Man 

The Nutcracker

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"As the saint in the game, I fought through cold nights!"

  • British Teeth: Gingerbread Man is surprised The Nutcracker can even rap with them.
  • Composite Character: A combination of the real-life toy and the title character of The Nutcracker.
  • Eating the Enemy: Does this to the Gingerbread Man at the end of the battle.
  • Gonk: The Gingerbread Man opens up his rap by saying that people think that he's adorable while they see the nutcracker as ugly.
  • Pungeon Master: His verses are loaded with baking puns.

The Gingerbread Man

Voiced by: Snakebite126
"People look at me and say "Aww, the scrunkly!""

  • An Arm and a Leg: At the end of the battle, he has three of his limbs eaten.
  • Anthropomorphic Food: A walking and talking gingerbread man.
  • Composite Character: A composite of the real-life treat and the title character of The Gingerbread Man, with nods to the Gingerbread Men from Shrek and Krampus.
  • The Cutie: His opinion of himself, and he says people agree with that notion.
  • Eaten Alive: The Nutcracker takes bites out of him at the end of the battle.
  • Pædo Hunt: He accuses The Nutcracker's author of this.
    With you luring children out of homes, I'd ask your ballet writer if he ever intended to put your flute into A minor.

     Dream vs. Nagito Komaeda 

Dream

Voiced by: Eric the Audible
Portrayed By: RNG
"Check all the careers I'm setting the stage for while your lymphoma's set to stage four."

  • Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Steve in the previous season.
  • 15 Minutes of Fame: Nagito congratulates Dream for his fame and success, only to note that he'll fade from relevance once his followers grow bored of him.
  • Head-in-the-Sand Management: Nagito calls Dream irresponsible for his refusal to get involved in conflicts among his inner circle.
  • Kick the Dog: Repeatedly insults Nagito for his failures, his nihilism, his elaborate suicide, his dead parents and dog, and his lymphoma diagnosis.

Nagito Komaeda

Portrayed by: Snakebite126
"When it comes to despair, I have none left to spare!"

  • All Love Is Unrequited: Dream mocks Nagito's inability to get Hajime to return his affections.
  • Assist Character: Monokuma helps Nagito finish a rhyme in his last verse.
  • Deceased Parents Are the Best: Dream jokes that the only fortune Nagito's ever received was from his parents' will.
  • Epic Fail: Dream finds it ridiculous that Nagito was unable to successfully kill the Ultimate Impostor when the latter's considerable weight should have made him an easy target.
  • Fan Hater: In-Universe, Nagito jokes that the poisonous gas he inhaled wasn't as toxic as Dream's fanbase.
  • Hypocrite: He takes a swipe at Dream's obsessive fanbase, only for Dream to fire back Nagito displays that exact same behavior toward his classmates at Hope's Peak.
  • N-Word Privileges: Calls out Dream from his past racism.
    "Congrats, you're not the blackened, so what's your excuse for the N-word?"
  • Secretly Dying: Dream mocks Nagito's stage four lymphoma.
  • White Hair, Black Heart: He's more of a Well-Intentioned Extremist than anything in his canon game, and Dream jokes that Nagito's scruffy white hair resembles bone meal.

     Donkey Kong vs. Winston 

Donkey Kong

Voiced by: Titanium1208
"I'm the almighty ape and you think you can nerf me?!"

Winston

Voiced by: BluBirdVA
"Come to me, I bash foes."

  • Expy: DK accuses Winston of being a carbon copy of him.

     Mysterio vs. Harry Houdini 

Mysterio

Voiced by: Homokora
"Got the whole world fooled by all the magic that I've done."

Harry Houdini

Voiced by: Nathan Provost
"I soared to new heights by literally thinking outside the box."

     Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper (Bonus Episode) 

Saint Patrick

Voiced by: Freeced
"Broke out the chains, I'm holier than Rome is!"

  • Corrupt Church: The Pied Piper regards him as a greedy, hypocritical imperialist.
  • Evil Redhead: Piper views him as evil and he's got red hair.
  • Greed: The Piper calls him out for exploiting people who attend church to make a profit.
  • Made a Slave: The fact that he was abducted to be slave is referenced a few times.
  • Perpetual Frowner: He only has a frown on his face throughout the whole battle.
  • Sinister Minister: Piper brings up him exploiting the church to make profit.

The Pied Piper

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"I'll treat this like chess!"

  • Burn the Witch!: He says that people will hear him roast St. Patrick with his flute as he was a witch on a stake.
  • Dreadful Musician: Saint Patrick claims the Piper was so horrible with the flute, the townfolk banned music.
  • Would Hurt a Child: St. Patrick accuses him of abducting children under the guide of giving them a candy land.
  • You Dirty Rat!: St. Patrick brings up how the Piper travels with rats and unfavorably compares him to the creatures.

     King Julien vs. King Louie 

King Julien

Voiced by: Snakebite126
"It is the time for diplomacy!"

  • Don't Explain the Joke: Julien's first lines has him mocking Louie for being fat using a pun on "royal circle", which he proceeds to explain.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Louie says that Julien is just so full of himself.
  • You Are Fat: His first lines are dedicated to dissing Louie's weight.

King Louie

Voiced by: Chase Beck
"I breathe the jungle and I swing to the top!"

  • The Good King: Louie has several lines pointing out how bad Julien is at being king, while making himself to be better at it.

     Frodo Baggins vs. Ancient Egyptians 

Narrator

Voiced by: Freeced
"A long time ago, Frodo Baggins slowly charted across the Sahara, as the sand wove its glistening waves over the barren landscape."

  • Lemony Narrator: Snarks at Frodo regularly by quoting the memes his opponents said against him verbatim. Also very nonchalant when mentioning that Sam has died.

Frodo Baggins

Portrayed by: LittleFlecks
"It's Frodo going solo on this bozo, you got no hope!"

  • Back from the Dead: He dies momentarily after he asks Anubis to summon a friend because the rap battle is 1v1, so Sam gets summoned to rap in Frodo's place. Anubis is touched by his anger and takes the ring, then brings Frodo back to life.
  • I Resemble That Remark!: After Anubis accuses him of always needing Sam to bail him out of fights, he demands that Sam be summoned to finish the battle in his place.

Ramses II

Voiced by: Mancha (UBERocity)
"Nobody as great came before me! (Glory!)"

King Tut

Voiced by: Snakebite126
"I slaughter every archaeologist who wanders and pops open my sarcophagus!"

Cleopatra

Voiced by: Bblackroses
"Tryna touch my crown? You can't boss me, (Uh huh!)"

Anubis

Voiced by: Mix Williams
"Let's clear the confusion, like statues in the room with Tutan, I'll leave you in ruins!"

Samwise Gamgee

Portrayed by: OTBProds
Voiced by: Psytube
"What have you done to Master Frodo?!"

  • Take Up My Sword: Frodo requests that Anubis summons his friends to help him in the battle, and since it's a 1v1, Frodo is temporarily killed by Anubis so that Sam can come and rap instead.

Gandalf

Portrayed by: Lawless Marshall
"Did somebody say Gandalf?"

  • Assist Character: He helps Sam with finishing a line.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here: After Sam reveals that Gandalf came back from life near Anubis, Gandalf starts running away on a jet ski with the latter giving chase on a jet ski as well.

     Mr. Monopoly vs. Julius Pringles (Bonus Episode) 

Mr. Monopoly (Rich Uncle Pennybags)

Voiced by: LittleFlecks
"I'm in the hall of the board game fame!"

  • Adaptational Jerkass: In canon, Mr. Monopoly is the Trope Namer for Uncle Pennybags, a wealthy man who's fun and jovial, and nothing indicates that he's underhanded or dirty. In here, he gets a line talking about not caring about Pringles' plastic impact on the climate, instead telling him to find new material for jokes, implying that he doesn't care about what happens as long as profit is made.
  • Ass Shove: He threatens to do this using his cane.
  • Badass in a Nice Suit: He shows up to the battle in his sleek suit.
  • Classy Cane: He has one he says he'll use to shove it up "this balding Mario reject".
  • Declarative Finger: He starts off his rap doing this pose.
  • Ending Fatigue: invoked Julius complains about how long his games tend to go on for.
  • Friendship-Straining Competition: Julius accuses Monopoly's game of straining family relations.
    Julius: You're bad for the group; your game puts households into competitive moods. Don't bank on the mustached man in a flashy new suit 'less you're wanting a Family Feud!
  • He Who Fights Monsters: Julius criticizes him for giving back to capitalism when he was designed to dismantle it.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Monopoly throws shade at Julius' name coming from a Wikipedia hoax, seemingly forgetting how some people don't know his name and just call him by the game's name.
  • Never Heard That One Before: He tells Julius to find new material for his jokes.
  • When I Was Your Age...: "Back in my day, they put 'potato' in 'potato chips'!"

Julius Pringles

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"I'm a snack but I don't crack in the booth!"

  • Animal Motifs: He says he's going to wrangle with Monopoly cause his chips look like a saddle.
  • Ascended Fanon: invoked Monopoly brings up that Julius' name only came to be thanks to a Wikipedia hoax that the company made official later.
  • Boring Insult: He starts his rap by saying that Monopoly's verse took so long it made him "board".
  • Evil Laugh: He does a sinister-sounding chuckle at the end of the battle.
  • Finger Gun: He's doing this in his second verse and his title card.
  • Fist of Rage: For the whole battle, both of Julius' hands are clenched as he's angrily roasting his opponent.
  • Global Warming: Monopoly mentions Pringles' plastic impact on climate, but then says he doesn't care.
  • Shoddy Knockoff Product: Monopoly considers Pringles this to Lays'.
  • They Changed It, So It Sucks: invoked Monopoly brings up the new design that Julius got and how it got hated for making him bald.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: He chews out Monopoly for slipping into capitalism when he was supposed to criticize it.
  • You Fool!: He calls his opponent a fool in his second verse.

     Eleven vs. Matilda 

Matilda Wormwood

Voiced by: Azia
"I'm in the spotlight, you're the power supply!"

  • Perpetual Smiler: Matilda keep smilling during the entirety of the battle, sometimes turning into a Smug Smiler during her verses. Eleven even mocks her for it:
    Eleven: "Half your movie's zoomed in on your shit eating grin, I'm begging for sensory deprivation."
  • Pretender Diss: Matilda begin her rap by accusing Eleven of being a rip-off of her:
    Matilda: "I solved your origin story, yea. You stole the powers right off me. So there's no need for me to ask "Eleven, do you copy?"

Eleven

Voiced by: HalaCG
"And I'm the reason why they clicked on this battle!"

     001 (Stranger Things) vs. 001 (Squid Game) 

Henry Creel / Vecna / 001

Voiced by: Snakebite126 (Henry), BluBirdVA (Vecna), Nathan Provost (Vecna's deep voice), Yuugen Vinny (Vecna's screaming voice)
"Immortal, a demon, a menacing threat; I don't blame you for wetting the bed."

Oh Il-nam / Player 001

Voiced by: AP West
"I make billions, I mint won. Bitch, I'm getting that bread like Il-naan."

  • Expy: Vecna accuses him of being a poorly-disguised copy of Jigsaw.
  • Manchild: Vecna considers him immature for playing children's game (a deadly version of them, but still, especially considering he is the one who choose them) at the age of 82.
  • Muggles Do It Better: He claims that he doesn't need psychic abilities because he can manipulate events more effectively through mundane methods.
  • Obfuscating Insanity: Vecna brings up how Il-nam fakes dementia in his series. In the battle itself, he starts by absent-mindedly counting marbles, only for him to turn it into a diss when Vecna calls him out.
  • Rich Boredom: Il-nam's motivation for joining the game is he's bored with his wealth as Creel points out.
    Henry Creel: 'Cuz life is so dull and boring, you want to play Undercover Boss!

     Billy Butcher vs. Syndrome 

Syndrome

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"Carried out big-league plans while my face popped pimples."

  • Hero Killer: Has killed several superheroes as part of his plot, and he considers it a bragging point compared to Butcher who merely tried to kill them.
  • Loony Fan: Butcher calls him out on his parasocial idolization of Mr. Incredible, who rejected him as a sidekick.
  • Nerds Are Virgins: Butcher claims this as a pun on Compound V.

Billy Butcher

Voiced by: Freeced
"My men dispense of Supes."

     Morbius vs. Dracula 

Micheal Morbius

Voiced by: Chase Beck
"The mic calls, now I'm here to raise the stakes."

  • Ascended Meme: Frequently brags about how Morbius is the greatest movie ever made, and even says "It's Morbin' time" in his second verse.
  • Cult Classic: invoked Defied. Edward tells him that he forgot the "classic" part.
  • I Am Not Leonard Nimoy: Some of the jokes, such as Edward's closing line, relate not to Morbius himself, but his actor Jared Leto.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: He has no idea that all the praise he got on Twitter was meant to be sarcastic, and thinks his movie was a massive hit that instantly became regarded as one of the greatest movies ever made. It was actually a commercial and critical failure, as Dracula and Edward inform him.

Count Dracula

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"But your looks are giving me a different monster energy."

Edward Cullen

Voiced by: Littleflecks
"Time for a cullin'."

  • Assist Character: Helps Dracula by providing a second verse for him.
  • I Am Not Leonard Nimoy: Robert Pattinson's real-life contempt for the Twilight franchise is projected onto the character of Edward. Pattinson's role as Batman is also brought up.
  • Self-Deprecation: He makes a number of disparaging comments about his own franchise in the process of dissing Morbius.
    You left theatres more empty than Stewart's performances!
    CGI came out looking worse than my baby did!

     Robin Hood vs. Guy Fawkes 

Robin Hood

Portrayed by: Littleflecks
"While you were panicking, dillydallying under the throne, I'd be hijacking into the palace to plunder the gold."

  • All-Loving Hero: He boasts that he always shows mercy to any opponent, no matter how dangerous... right before declaring that he's about to make a "special exception" for Fawkes.
  • Assist Character: The Merry Men back him up in his second verse.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Timmy Turner all the way back in Part 1.
  • Even the Loving Hero Has Hated Ones: He's very close with the Merry Men, Fawkes brings up Robin's friendship with King Richard and relationship with Maid Marian, and Robin himself brags about being "friendly with any enemy, showing them plenty mercy no matter the stakes or peril"… before claiming that Fawkes will be the exception.
  • Hypocrite: Fawkes considered him one, as he dedicates his life to robbing the riches yet he is loyal to King Richard.
    Guy Fawkes: Bloke, your views just ain't consistent
  • Lovable Rogue: Describes himself as "the most dashing assassin" and raps suavely.
  • Master Archer: As always, Robin Hood is described as a great archer, even by his opponent, and gets to show it off with several good, harmless shots.

Guy Fawkes

Portrayed by: The Stupendium
"Sure, your aim is great when it's ranged equipment, but my aim was to change the system."

  • Assist Character: Inverted; King James I shows up during Guy's last verse and drops some bars proclaiming how Guy will be tortured and executed.
  • Boring Insult: Fawkes jokes that the only thing Robin Hood successfully stole was "a minute of my life I won't get back!"
  • Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Jeff The Killer in Part 4.
  • Determinator: He refuses to give up even while being dragged behind a horse, instead becoming more aggressive.
  • Fingore: He ends the battle threatening to chop off Robin's fingers, presumably to prevent him from using his bow.
  • Flipping the Bird: He gives the two-finger salute while threatening Robin Hood with fingore.
  • Hypocrite: Friar Tuck chides the supposedly godly Fawkes for engaging in violence that the Bible does not condone.
  • Real Men Love Jesus: Boasts that he could resists torturous interrogation because he is only willing to talk to "one Lord", referring to his Catholic beliefs.
  • Repetitive Name: His "John Johnson" alias is brought up by Will Scarlett, leading to a string of John puns.
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized: He sees his actions as justified, but Robin and the Merry Men label him a terrorist because his ideas for revolution involved a lot of bloodshed.
    Friar Tuck: You're a Christian? Read the Bible!
    God ain't too keen on the genocidal!
  • There Are No Therapists: Robin ends his second verse by saying Fawkes would be better off seeking therapy than revolution.
  • Torture Is Ineffective: After King James details the Cold-Blooded Torture he subjected Fawkes to in order to get a confession out of him, Fawkes boasts that he "never spoke at all, though, 'cause there's only one Lord I talk to!"
  • Western Terrorists: Robin claims that Fawkes' plan wasn't an act of revolution, but domestic terrorism.
  • What a Drag: During Fawkes' last verse, King James has him tortured by having him dragged behind a horse. Fawkes isn't deterred in the least.
  • Your Terrorists Are Our Freedom Fighters: He claims his "aim was to change the system", but Robin views him as a domestic terrorist rather than the "vigilante veteran" he's often hailed as.

     Bakugo vs. Inosuke 

Katsuki Bakugo

Voiced by: Politicess
"'Cuz I'm a cockier kid and I talk with my fists, so that everything I say is a punchline!"

  • Always Someone Better: Inosuke points out that he's in Deku's shadow.
  • Anti-Hero: Is a superhero-in-training, but is very rude and Inosuke says he cares more about his ego than about justice.
  • Distressed Dude: How Bakugo is captured by villains which leads to his idol All Might's retirement is brought up.
  • Having a Blast: His Explosion quirk is shown via anime clips and he brags that he can use it against Inosuke too.
  • Hot-Blooded: Not unlike his opponent, he is brash when fighting and is just as aggressive when he's rapping.
  • It's All About Me: Inosuke takes shots at his ego and selfishness many times.
  • Kick the Dog: Takes a couple of potshots at Inosuke's dead mother.
  • Nominal Hero: Inosuke accuses him of only being a hero for the glory and having no real honour or sense of justice.
  • Out of Focus: Inosuke retorts his line about fighting extras (a word Bakugo uses to belittle people around him) by saying that he's stuck fighting them because he's never in the limelight.
  • Unpopular Popular Character: invoked Inosuke notes that he can't get the in-universe public to like him, but Bakugo retorts by boasting about being the much more popular one among real-life anime fans.
    Bakugo: Fans look at me and they get hype in the crowd!
    They only look at you 'till the new Jujutsu Kaisen is out!
  • Upper-Class Twit: Inosuke makes fun of him for being born into wealth yet being cocky and selfish.

Inosuke Hashibira

Voiced by: Cam Steady*
"My breath changed to a death ray and I'll turn you to a sweat stain!"

  • Animal Motif: Boar/pig. He wears a boar mask and even snorts at the start of his first verse. Both Bakugo and Inosuke comments on the motif
    Bakugo: I'm making mushroom clouds, while you're roofing for truffles
    Inosuke: I go ham but you're bologna
  • Dual Wielding: He wields two swords as can be seen through out the rap battle. Bakugo thinks it makes Inosuke looks like a "brute with a cudgel", while Inosuke boasts that he could shed through Bakugo using them as if they're drum sticks.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: He boasts that he went from being a lonely orphaned child to a deadly warrior.
  • Hot-Blooded: Not unlike his opponent, he is brash when fighting and is just as aggressive when he's rapping.
  • Large Ham: He makes a pun on his association with boars by saying he goes ham while Bakugo is bologna.
  • Missing Mom: His mother is dead, hence he is Raised by Wolves. Bakugo twice makes fun of this.
  • Raised by Wolves: Gained his boar-like attitude from being raised by a wild boar, which Bakugo compares to Mowgli.
  • Self-Made Man: Boasts that he taught himself how to fight while Bakugo was born rich and self-centered.
  • Walking Shirtless Scene: His sprite has him shirtless and so does most of the clips shown in the battle, except that one time he is "undercover" as Bakugo puts it.
  • What Beautiful Eyes!: Bakugo tells him that his mother gave him pretty eyes before dying.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: He calls out Bakugo for his cocky attitude and only using heroism as a means to get famous.

    Boris Johnson vs. The Penguin 

Boris Johnson

Portrayed by: Harrison Cole
Voiced by: Dan Bull
"I'm Boris Johnson, superbious."

  • Bad Liar: The Penguin claims that nobody buys his lies.
  • Corrupt Politician: The Penguin certainly thinks of him as a corrupt, uncaring elitist who abandoned his people when they needed him. Granted, it's his unambiguously evil opponent saying that. The worst thing Boris reveals about himself is that he wants to get rid of Batman (which annoys Penguin because he wants to be the one to do it) and he doesn't bother remembering his illegitimate children's names.
    Penguin: You put this criminal menace; mad, cynical mayor; the villain they credit with millions of deaths and pending against The Penguin?
  • The Cynic: Penguin says that he's a cynic.
  • Forgetful Jones: He himself admitted that he doesn't remember his illegitimate children's names. He also forgets the last line of his verse and improvises something else.
  • Laughably Evil: Even when depicted unsympathetically, his constant bumbling during his raps makes him quite amusing. The Penguin says that is intentional on Boris' part.
  • Manipulative Bastard: He's called out by Penguin for tricking the citizens into thinking he's harmless so he'll get away with doing heinous things.
  • My Name Is Inigo Montoya: Introduces himself as "I'm Boris Johnson, superbious".
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: The Penguin is convinced that Boris' bumbling is all an elaborate ruse to convince people not to hold anything against him.
    The Penguin: You're slick to trick your citizens to thinking you're some ditzy idiot
    To be forgiven quick for any sinister shit you commit
    Like "he's a bit of a dick, though not inherently nasty,"
    Two-Faced but not a Dent on Harvey.
    Send off alarms with all your um and ahing
    Maybe you could finish a sentence in Arkham!
  • Really Gets Around: Brags about how he slept with so many women he can't even keep track of all his illegitimate children.
    Boris: You're a virgin; uh, I've been Cumming more than Dominic lately.
    Ask about my kids and I couldn't name them; conservative, but I'm putting these women through labor.
  • Upper-Class Twit: Penguin mocks him for being born to rich parents and thus never having to work to earn.
  • Verbal Tic: His tendency to stammer and interrupt himself is on display here; Penguin mocks him for this, joking that the only sentence Johnson could finish is a stint in Arkham Asylum.
  • Virgin-Shaming: He calls the Penguin a virgin as an insult, contacted with his bragging about how many women he's banged.

The Penguin

Portrayed by: Freshy Kanal
Voiced by: Littleflecks
"I was inspired by the flightless bird on a pack of cigs, and then since, I've smoked all who defy my word!"

  • Abusive Parents: His father is far from a good parent, leading to Boris saying the Penguin can steal anything except his father's love.
  • Bad Boss: Shoots his own henchman dead just because he fails to light his cigarillo.
  • Berserk Button: Much like his recent film appearance, the Penguin does not take snitching lightly.
    Squeal to the Feds, then I'll break your damned wrists!
  • Bourgeois Bohemian: He's a criminal kingpin in a top-hat and tails, and he differentiates himself from the arch-conservative Johnson by voicing support for Eat the Rich-style populism.
    Here's how we make things well fair: strip you of possessions and put you on welfare
    Stop reducing the funding for healthcare and make cuts to your big bird bed hair.
  • Composite Character: This version of the Penguin combines elements from many different incarnations: he has the same ashen complexion and Abusive Parents as Danny DeVito's version of the character in Batman Returns, he wears a purple bowtie like in the Batman (1966) TV show, his rasping Cockney voice comes straight out of the Batman: Arkham Series games, and his portrayal as a self-styled liberator of the downtrodden harkens back to his appearance in Batman: The Telltale Series.
  • Corrupt Politician: A supervillain who runs for mayor (a reference to some adaptation depicting him doing so with varying success).
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Penguin is clearly disgusted with Boris' less-than-reputable actions as PM, as he spends a great deal of his verses calling him out for them.
    Not even I would buy your lies, so here's some advice that you might prefer
    Next time you put the nation second, put an r-e-s-i-and-g first!
  • Exiled from Continuity: invoked Boris Johnson jokes about the Penguin being left out of the DC Extended Universe.
  • Fat Bastard: He's fairly large (though less so here than in other media), and Boris even compares his appearance to that of Harvey Weinstein.
  • Gonk: The way he is depicted in the battle is a downplayed example, being a little fat and have pale skin. However, Boris describes the deformities he is usually depicted with.
    Boris: As a tubby gross kid, you were bloody roasted for looking like Kingpin with scoliosis.
    Got a beak big like Michael Gove's cheeks; one runny nose and we'll suffocate in bogies
  • Good Smoking, Evil Smoking: This Penguin smokes a cigarillo instead of the traditional cigarette-in-a-holder, which fits his scruffy and thuggish portrayal. He even caps a henchman for failing to light his smoke properly.
  • Hates Rich People: One of his gripes with Johnson is that he inherited his wealth without having earned any of it.
  • "Knock Knock" Joke: He makes one in the ending credits, except it's not a pun but a dig at Boris' resignation.
  • Man of Wealth and Taste: Despite being a Bourgeois Bohemian who Hates Rich People, he still can't resist bragging about his tux and bowtie.
  • The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: He gets pissed off when Boris Johnson plans to get rid of Batman, and then swears to get it done himself.
  • Parasol of Pain: His umbrella is also a gun, which he uses to shoot a henchman. Penguin even claims to know "how to properly open a verse and umbrella", a reference to both his signature weapon and Johnson's infamously failed attempt to open an umbrella on TV.
  • The Pig-Pen: Boris claims he reeks really bad.
  • Self-Made Man: He brags about being this in contrast to Boris never having to earn money his whole life.
  • Sinister Schnoz: Boris jokes that the Penguin's nose is big enough to drown everyone in mucus.
  • Uncleanliness Is Next to Ungodliness: Boris Johnson mocks the Penguin's rumpled appearance and says he smells awful enough to require social distancing.
    Boris Johnson: Here are some measures to abide with, stand ten feet away and never anywhere beside me!
    Implementing them not for the virus, but because you reek like a peasant with no hygiene

    Maleficent vs. Scarlet Witch 

Maleficent

Voiced by: HalaCG
"I would've liked to get invited to this magical communion."

Scarlet Witch

Voiced by: DayumDahlia
"Oh neat. Those powers sure seem sweet."

    The Kraken vs. Cthulhu 

The Kraken

Voiced by: peso pete
"Kraken was out screeching and plundering, I was marked a scourge!"

Cthulhu

Voiced by: leechy boi
"Every mortal I stomp on, like one steps on a cockroach."

    Scarecrow (DC) vs. Scarecrow (Oz) 

Scarecrow (DC)

Voiced by: Freeced
Portrayed by: Lawless Marshall
"I'm Dr. Crane and I'll be at your service."

Scarecrow (Oz)

Voiced by: Snakebite128
Portrayed by: Littleflecks
"I'll hang you up by your noose, find a branch, sling it."

  • Animate Inanimate Object: A walking, talking scarecrow.
  • Attack! Attack! Attack!: He spends the entire battle on the offensive, never once boasting about himself.
  • Beware the Silly Ones: He acts like a bumbling goofball through the whole battle, but his raps were surprisingly hard-hitting.
  • Disability Immunity: Having no brain means that the DC Scarecrow's Fear Gas has no effect on him.
  • Humble Hero: As a rarity in the series, he never actually brags about himself at any point in the battle.
  • Who Even Needs a Brain?: As in the original story, being literally made of straw means he has no brain, but he's still able to move, speak and rap normally.

    Hulk vs. Frankenstein 

Bruce Banner / Hulk

Voiced by: Eric the Audible (Bruce Banner), Mr. Tibbs (Hulk)
"I don't know how much damage is left to do before HULK SMASH IT!"

  • Composite Character: He is mainly his comic version, with references to the live-action adaptations here and there, particularly when the Monster brings up specific plot points from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: Frankenstein brings up how Bruce's father killed his mother, was comitted, and then was accidentally killed by Bruce when Bruce was visiting his mother's grave.
  • Friend to All Children: The Hulk proudly brags about saving children.
  • Harmless Electrocution: Happens to Banner during his first verse.
  • Hulk Speak: In his rap, Hulk skips "is" several times and use plural verbs in place of singular ones.
  • Inconsistent Coloring: He's the image example for the page and it's lampshaded by Doctor Frankenstein as a diss.
    Frankenstein: All the green that you've seen in your life came out of a printing error!
  • Kissing Cousins: Frankenstein says he only creates life when reproducing with his cousin She-Hulk.
  • Magic Pants: Banner's magically stretching pants is brought up and compared to comic-book stretchy logic by Frankenstein. Of course, when Banner eventually turns into Hulk in the battle, the pants scretches again.
  • Monochromatic Eyes: Hulk is deliberately drawn with no pupils.
  • The Other Darrin: invoked Dr. Frankenstein jokes about Edward Norton only playing Banner in one movie before leaving the series.
  • Overshadowed by Awesome: Frankenstein's monster accuses him of being this in comparison to Tony Stark, claiming that his envy over Tony's superior intellect is the reason the Hulk's skin is green.
  • Smart People Wear Glasses: Banner puts his glasses on before turning on fast rap mode, presumably for this effect.

Victor Frankenstein

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal
"It's alive!"

  • Composite Character: The name and his story is taken from the original novel version, but elements of Henry Frankenstein from the 1931 film such as "It's alive!" and him being a Doctor are used. As in many modern adaptations, he's also given an eccentric assistant named Igor, a trait taken from Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein.
  • Dr. Frankenstein: The original raps here and his Creating Life experiments is unleashed midway through the rap.
  • Humans Are the Real Monsters: Banner says that, with all the horrible things Frankenstein has done throughout his life, it's no wonder people keep getting him and the monster mixed up with one another.
  • I Love the Dead: Banner accuses Frankenstein of trying to screw his monster.
  • Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Bruce Banner says that, since Dr. Frankenstein technically flunked out of college, his posturing about being a genius is undeserved.
  • Large Ham: He raps quite bombastically and he is self-aware about it.
    Frankenstein: When I rap, I go ham like it's Lou's acting
  • Not Blood Siblings: When Banner disses him for marrying his sister, Victor deflects it by saying they're not blood-related (she's adopted).

Frankenstein's Monster

Voiced by: Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal
"Society's mad cause I'm built different!"

  • Black Eyes of Evil: Cyancoat's design of the monster has him with fully black eyes, a deviation from the more stereotypical depictions of him.
  • Composite Character: His appearance and the method of his creation are taken from the 1931 film, while his intelligence, deliberate murderousness and resentment of the society that ostracized him are taken from the original novel.
  • Deliberately Monochrome: Both him and the Doctor are presented in black and white, as an homage to the Frankenstein films.
  • Frankenstein's Monster: The original is here and he can rap.
  • I Am Not Shazam: In-Universe, Banner says that it's no wonder people keep getting him and Frankenstein confused.
  • Splash of Color : We get a few glimpses of the monster in color when he gets close to the other side, such as when he crosses over to grab Banner on a chokehold or when looking at Hulk from the side.

    Edgar Wright vs. Wes Anderson 

Edgar Wright

Portrayed by: Lawless Marshall
"Let Edgar teach you how to Wright for the greater good."

  • Bitch Slap: Smacks Wes in his face in the battle, then threatens to smack the other side and satisfy that symmetry, referencing Anderson's constant use of symmetric imagery in his films.
  • Book Ends: He starts the battle by telling Anderson he'll get fired eventually, then ends it with the same phrase.
    Wright: When Disney realizes your films are filled with grandma fetish gunk, you'll get fired eventually; Chekhov's Gun!
  • Bloody Hilarious: His movies are known for this, and he subtly threatens Anderson with filling his movies with blood (His own blood, most likely).
  • Borrowed Catchphrase: He works "For the greater good" into his first verse.
  • Chekhov's Gun: Edgar manages to use this trope in his rap. He starts the battle by telling Wes he'll be fired, then ends his second verse with the same thing then namedrops this trope.
  • Fan Hater: He describes Anderson's target audience as "pricks" who pretend to be more intellectual than they really are.
  • Flunky Boss: Anderson tells him to hire extras to help him rap since he can't get the win on his own.
  • Man Bites Man: Anderson makes a reference to the time Wright was bitten in his leg by an extra during filming for Shaun of The Dead.
  • Must Have Caffeine: His title card is him making a cup of coffee to start the battle.
  • Overshadowed by Controversy: invoked Wes ends the battle by calling attention to the various sex scandals involving the some cast members who starred in Baby Driver.
  • Promoted Fanboy: invoked His casting of fans as zombies in Shaun of The Dead is referenced by Anderson.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Red to Anderson's Blue. He's more energetic than him.
  • Slobs vs. Snobs: The slob to Anderson's snob - Anderson describes his writing as "repetitive parody cheese" in contrast with his own "overdesigned" movies.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Anderson accuses him of thinking he's greater at writing than he actually is, citing Last Night in Soho as an example of his movies getting a lukewarm reception. He also says this is the reason for him turning his back on Nick Frost.
  • So Okay, It's Average: invoked This is how Wes rates Wright's film "Last Night in Soho".
  • Special Effect Failure: invoked Anderson references Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and says it confuses him how Edgar doesn't know how to edit.
  • Verbal Tic: Wes takes a moment to mock his mumbling.
  • Viewers Are Morons: Anderson describes his audience as braindead.
  • Whip Pan: Anderson criticizes his constant use of them by saying they give him whiplash.
  • With Friends Like These...: Anderson accuses him of ignoring Nick Frost out of egotism.

Wes Anderson

Portrayed by: Littleflecks
"Sly dresser like Mr. Fox, executive on the set."

  • Badass Boast:
    Anderson: Every moment in my portfolio lies a photo devised so totally ideal over designed with every particular detail I soaked in my style.
  • Fan Dumb: invoked Wright describes his audience as pricks.
  • Fan Hater: He jokes that the reason Wright hired some of his fans to play zombies in Shaun of the Dead is because his fans are all braindead.
  • Geek Physiques: Wright says he's scrawny to the point of being able to blow over like a tumbleweed.
  • Hipster: Wright criticizes his unique directing style and calls him a hipster freak.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Wright retorts to Anderson's line about his fans playing zombies by saying that he also would be fit to play one with his stoic mannerisms.
  • Jaw Drop: He says his films are amazing and dropping the jaws.
  • Malicious Misnaming: Calls Wright Eddie in his first line.
  • Motor Mouth: Spits a lot of words per line in his first verse.
  • Older Than He Looks: Wright references the real Anderson' youthful appearance by calling him a kid who looks 17. when the real man was 53 when the battle was released. And of course, he was portrayed by a much younger actor here.
  • Prima Donna Director: Implied by Edgar when he says Bill Murray is forced to act in Anderson's movies.
  • Production Posse: invoked Wright points out that he always casts the same actors in his movies.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Blue to Wright's Red. He's very deadpan in his delivery all the way through.
  • Sharp-Dressed Man: In contrast to Edgar's more casual attire. He takes a jab at it, of course.
    Wright: Oh I missed the memo, excuse me. Didn't know we had to dress like the pretentious chodes you put in your movies.
  • Slobs vs. Snobs: The snob to Wright's slob - Wright describes his writing as pseudo-intellectual and his characters as pretentious chodes, and Anderson himself considers himself above Wright's "repetitive parody cheese" output.
  • The Stoic: Delivers his lines in a flat, emotionless affect, similar to how many characters in his movies speak. Wright says that he could pass for a zombie and calls him "Shaun of the Deadpan".
  • True Companions: With Owen Wilson, which Wright mocks and Anderson boasts of.
  • Write What You Know: invoked Edgar points out that a lot of his movies' are inspired by his parents' divorce.

    Garden Gnome vs. Cymbal Chimp 

Garden Gnome

Voiced by: Freeced
"What I spin turns gold like Rumpelstilzchen!"

Cymbal Chimp

Voiced by: Snakebite126
"Early fight, I work the mic by flashing all these pearly whites."

  • Alliterative Name: One of the things he has in common with his opponent.
  • British Teeth: Lampshaded by the gnome.
    Gnome: Got those Aardman teeth and you're not even British.
  • Cobweb of Disuse: Gnome says he has those in storage.
  • Composite Character: Of the real-life toy, the cymbal monkey in The Conjuring and The Monkey, with references to the Toy Story 3 monkey.
  • Cymbal-Banging Monkey: A (living) toy that plays cymbals, and uses them as weapons too. He also has the creepy blank stare associated with the trope.
  • I Banged Your Mom: The chimp starts his first verse by saying he will bang the gnome's mom, then bringing her behind the curtains, and lastly telling the gnome that she has been "fertilized".
  • Improbable Weapon User: His cymbals turn out to be surprisingly effective while fighting the gnome.
  • Implied Death Threat: "Early fight, I work the mic by flashing all these pearly whites to show something disturbing might occur to this suburbanite!"
  • Inferiority Superiority Complex: Gnome infers that Chimp doesn't have a high confidence.
  • Living Toys: This particular monkey toy can raps and moves around freely in addition to banging cymbals (which he is supposed to do by design).
  • Mind Rape: He seems to have inflicted this on the gnome to the point of turning him inanimate at the end of the battle.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has red eyes that add to his creepy appearance.
  • Slasher Smile: He says that he's flashing his teeth to tell Gnome something bad might happen to him.
  • Thousand-Yard Stare: Name-dropped by Gnome to describe the chimp's stare.
  • Virgin-Shaming: In contrast to his boast that he sleeps with the gnome's mom, the chimp claims that the gnome can never find his Juliet.

    Natsuki vs. Raven 

Natsuki

Voiced by: Evava (in Monika vs. Harley Quinn), JesseBoxVO (vs. Raven)
"I don't need to see your future based on what I've seen before!"

  • Ascended Extra: Much like Yuri, Natsuki first appeared to backup Monika against Harley. Here, she gets her own battle.
  • Assist Character: For Monika.
  • Attention Whore: Raven calls her "a tedious pleb with a need for attention".
  • Brutal Honesty: She says she won't sugarcoat what she's about to say then tells Raven she's a failure as a demon and as a human.
  • Can't Take Criticism: Raven says that she can't take any critique from MC.
  • Love Hungry: She's malnourished because she feeds off affection, according to Raven.
  • Neck Snap: How she dies in Monika vs. Harley Quinn. This is also referenced by Raven.
  • Spelling for Emphasis: "We'd all be safer off if this freaky little B-I-T-C-H was offed!"
  • Speak Ill of the Dead: She makes fun of Raven's mother.
  • Terms of Endangerment: Calls Raven "cupcake" in her second verse.
  • Unexplained Recovery: Her neck snaps after backing up Monika in her battle with Harley, but is alive again for her battle with Raven.

Raven

Voiced by: Peachumari
"This pro Teen Titan's got the dam breaking loose."

    Fairytale Rap Cypher 

Narrator

Voiced by: Freeced
"Once upon a time, there lived a boy who'd never age."

  • Foreshadowing: The Narrator references each of the characters about to appear in the cypher.
  • Sophisticated as Hell: He still talks in the same old-fashioned way even while dropping cuss words.

Peter Pan

Captain Hook

Voiced by: EpicLloyd
"I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas!"

Jack and the Beanstalk

Voiced by: littleflecks
"Time is ticking, on this mic I'm riffing."

  • Country Matters: Boasts about becoming a "rich cunt".
  • Rags to Riches: He says he was down till his burglary and murder of the giant in his story made him rich.
  • Your Mom: "Putting seeds in a foe's mum".

The Golden Goose

Voiced by: Jay Chay
"Honk honk, hear the goose come."

Red Riding Hood

Voiced by: HalaCG
"Running through the woods in a bright red hood."

  • Eaten Alive: Heavily implied to have been eaten by the wolf.
  • Humble Hero: She's the only rapper in the series who doesn't brag about her own skills at all, instead using her verse only to hype up how dangerous the Wolf is.
  • Little Dead Riding Hood: Unlike many other adaptations of her story, she's implied not to survive her encounter with the Wolf.
  • The Smurfette Principle: The only female rapper in the cypher.

The Big Bad Wolf

Voiced by: Shwabadi
"He's the lone wolf, got no partner in this crime!"

  • All Your Base Are Belong to Us: He threatens to "turn your crib into my lair."
  • The Bad Guy Wins: He apparently succeeded in eating Little Red Riding Hood, and his fate at the hands of the Woodsman is only vaguely alluded to.
  • The Big Bad Wolf: The one and only.
  • Card-Carrying Villain: He is nothing but proud of his evil ways and makes no secret of this.
  • Combat Pragmatist: Freely admits to being sneaky and not fighting fair.
  • Evil Brit: Shwabadi gives the Wolf a menacing Cockney accent.
  • Evil Sounds Raspy: Aptly enough for an anthropomorphic canine, he is given a barking, guttural rasp of a voice.
  • Genius Bruiser: While physically powerful enough to rip victims to shreds, he's also a self-proclaimed Master of Disguise who's always got a "cunning plan" up his sleeve.
  • I Work Alone: He describes himself as antisocial, as well as being an alpha despite not hunting in packs (which in real-life would be fairly untypical)
  • Jerkass: Unrepentantly so, there isn't a single likeable quality about him, not that he cares one bit.
  • Large Ham: While almost everyone qualifies, him being a Card-Carrying Villain while having No Indoor Voice make him easily stand out.
  • Master of Disguise: Name-drops this trope to boast about his plan to get Red Riding Hood.
  • No Indoor Voice: He's easily the loudest of the characters, basically shouting each line.
  • Super-Persistent Predator: He's a self-proclaiming "sneaky motherfucker" who's always where you least expect him to be. And he's out for blood.
  • This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: "And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack, bitch!"
  • Token Evil Teammate: Along with Captain Hook, the only villain to participate in the cypher.
  • Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: Most of the other characters in the rap cypher are quirky and lighthearted in their verses, and even the villainous Captain Hook and the morally ambiguous Wonderland characters are more amusing than anything else. This all changes with Little Red's verse, which is tinged with looming dread regarding the Wolf as he closes in on her. After her verse ends, the Wolf himself shows up and spends his verse loudly and aggressively bragging about being a remorseless murderer. He even lampshades it, gloating about how many children have nightmares from reading his stories.
  • The Unfettered: The Wolf is only concerned about his next meal and he will let nothing get in his way or spare any dirty trick like dressing up as your granny after eating her.
  • Villainous Glutton: He comments how he's always hungry and looking for seconds. He isn't too picky about what or who he eats.
  • Would Hurt a Child: He's proud of eating Red Riding Hood and giving little kids nightmares.

Puss in Boots

Voiced by: Keyblade
"Hola! Here comes the Puss in Boots, you losing fools!"

  • Badass Adorable: As in the Shrek movies, he's a swordfighting cat with Puppy-Dog Eyes.
  • Bilingual Bonus: He throws in a couple full lines in Spanish.
  • The Casanova: He boasts about his charm, seductive looks and how he got "lots of pussies" despite never forming a family.
  • Cats Are Superior: Puss exhibits this attitude right off the bat, though he can back up his claims.
  • Composite Character: Has traits from both the original fairy tale and from his portrayal in the Shrek movies.
  • Guile Hero: Puss describes himself as one, owing it to growing up poor. He also mentions that he got his "G be the king of the castle" this way, referencing his original fairytale.
    Puss: When you poor, gotta work, gotta hustle!
  • Hairball Humor: One of his lines is "Spitting so sick like hairballs".

Humpty Dumpty

Voiced by: Eric The Audible
"Poster on the wall, you know it's me."

  • Composite Character: He mostly refers to his origin as a nursery rhyme, but he references Puss abandoning him from the movie, and how he turned to a life of crime since then.
  • Pungeon Master: Makes a lot of eggscellent egg puns.

The Mad Hatter

Voiced by: The Stupendium
"No matter! Here comes The Hatter!"

  • Brits Love Tea: Voiced by British musician The Stupendium and hosts the Mad Tea Party.
  • The Cameo: Both the March Hare and Alice have brief line in his cypher. Interestingly, in the animation their lines immediately disappear from the book once sopken.
Mad Hatter: You say curiouser and curiouser, I'd say I'm mercurial.
March Hare: That just means his mind's a mess!
Alice: Very rude!
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: He's easily the wackiest character, and quite proud of it too.
  • Hypocrite: After racing through his bars, he remarks that "you really do talk too much" (referencing the book, where he said a similar thing to Alice).
  • Jerkass: Less so than the Big Bad Wolf, but he does retain his more uncivil attitude from the book.
  • Life of the Party: He ends his verse bragging about how fun his Mad Tea Parties are.
    This table setting is the place to be!
    It's a very merry un-birthday to me!
  • The Mad Hatter: The man himself. He even brags that his "sanity's a drink in a thimble."
  • Motor Mouth: He delivers his bars incredibly fast paced.
  • Non Sequitur: It's not always easy to follow his line of thought when he speaks. He is mercurial after all.
  • Speech Impediment: The Hatter raps with a noticable lisp, like his animated Disney version.
  • Tick Tock Tune: There's the distinct sound of a clock ticking playing throughout his track, likely referencing the White Rabbit.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Why, tea, of course! You're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee.

Cheshire Cat

Voiced by: Dan Bull
"One: I'm a cat, two: I came from Cheshire."

  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: While everyone addresses the watcher (with the possible exception of the Hatter who might be talking to Alice), the Cheshire Cat specifically encourages you to "rewind, see how many hidden messages you find".
  • Cats Are Magic: Unsurprisingly; he is the Cheshire Cat after all. He's "invisible, apart from the glowing grin on [his] grill".
  • Cats Are Snarkers: Delivers a few sardonic remarks in a posh, reserved voice.
    Cheshire Cat: I may be a stranger, but you're even stranger.
  • Cheshire Cat Grin: It's a requirement. He's just dentally built.
  • Cold Ham: As much as he can be given the setting, but he introduces himself in a fairly polite if somewhat aloof manner and remains far more understated in style than, say, the Hatter or the Wolf. Makes him no less impressive.
  • Confound Them with Kindness: Possibly, but instead of immediately bragging about himself like everyone else, he takes his time politely greeting the viewer (though not without a hidden barb) and assuring them that they're safe with him right before his bars and tone take a vastly different direction.
  • Delighting in Riddles: He delivers "riddling as if it's medicine for fidgeting" and his verses are far more cryptic than the other's.
  • False Reassurance: Possibly, though it's hard to tell with him. He first tells you not to worry, "you're not in danger", but his bars later on imply there's a more dangerous side to him.
    Cheshire Cat: Pickling your mind like I'm sticking it in brine!
  • The Gadfly: Appears to be the case for him. Taking a look into other's minds seems to be a fun past time for the Cheshire Cat.
Cheshire Cat: When you get defensive then you tend to reveal, your intentions, that's why I never pretend to be real!
  • Humans Through Alien Eyes: A possible interpretation for his dig at the viewer. Despite being a magical talking cat with the ability to turn invisible, he insists that you, the viewer, are stranger than he is. And for a slightly unhinged magical cat, a perfectly normal human might be a strange sight.
  • Noodle Incident: He brags about being complicit in "conspiracies", but refuses to elaborate further, claiming that you wouldn't want to know the details.
  • Wild Card: It's hard to determine if he's genuinely pleasant or just pretending to be, but either way it's good to be careful around him.

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