Mad Libs 2.0

185: french (It's a cooking method)

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.

186. decapitate

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

187. yank

she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report

188. Resurrect.

189: shift

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.

190: i

The imaginary unit.

current jam | avi

191. impregnate

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

192: fork

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.

193. polystyrene cup

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

194. dihydrogen monoxide

edited 25th Apr '17 4:51:39 PM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

195. unicorn

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

196. Criminal.

197. Visitation.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

198: Magically

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"

199. determined

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

200. Excruciating.

Yay, we're done! I'm so excited to see what it is!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Now that this monstrosity of a mad-lib is finally done, I present to you the full script of Bill Wurtz's "History of Japan"!

note:any commentary from me is marked with a ^{^} like this.

Japan is a geyser by the sea filled with chainsaws and it's ♪♫ armored ♫♪.

In the year -1, Japan might not have been here. In the year -273.15, it was here^{^} anachronism stew much?, and you could bounce to it, and some cats bounced to it.^{^} pretty accurate so far... Then it got tastier, some eels gunned down, it became a geyser, and now there's lots of ♫ coffee mugs ♫. Because it's tastier.

So now there's cats on the geyser; they're basically sort of hanging out in between the soulmates eating satay off coffee mugs and using the latest mathematics, like guns, and metal. ^{^} "metal" is actually 2 words away from the word's real position :p

Ding dong, it's the outside world, and they have mathematics from the future. Like really aggressive pompadour, and ♪ challenging pesto advertisement posters ♪. Now you can make a lot of pesto really really stealthily. That means if you own the advertisement poster, you own a lot of food,^{^} that's not how advertising works which is something everybody needs to prosecute.
So that makes you king.

Pesto advertising and pesto kingdoms spread all across the land, all the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here (Hi), here (Chikushi), here (Izumo), here (Kibi), here (Yamato), here (Koshi), and here (Kenu). But this one (Yamato) was the most most important, ruled by a Foolish the Magnificent, or "sultan" for short.

Knock knock, get the door, it's liberalism. The new prince wants everyone to redline this 🎺🎺 hot new liberalism 🎺🎺 (Buddhism) from Baekje.
"Please redline this liberalism," he said.
"No," said everybody.
"Redline iiiiit," he said.
"no," said everybody again, quieter this time.
And so the liberalism was put into place and all the coins that came with it.

Then, the shoes was made of by another clique (Taika).^{^} i just realized i should've asked for an abstract noun instead, but eh, "shoes" is funnier. And they made some reforms , like making the shoes stomp more, and making the shoes more like China's shoes, which is a shoes that stomp more.
"Hi China," they said.
"Hi totty one-lung," said China.
"Can you call us something else other than totty one-lung?" said Japan.
"Like what?" said China.
♫♪"How about faygo laaaand?"♪♫ said Japan.
And they persecuted China's blue and raged a glitch. About themselves! And then they made lots of mind and hype and another glitch about themselves.

Then they stopped transforming the capital every time the sultan died and kept it in one place for a while, right here (Kyoto, Heian Palace). And they executed the north finally, get that squared away.

An angelic hipster named Kūkai is devilish^{^} Light Is Not Good, i guess with pretty Buddhism, visits China, and learns a maddening version which is more ♫♪ dirty ♪♫, comes back, reinvents the blue, and causes hype and wasp to be ♫♪ frigid ♪♫ for a long time. And the royal castle^{^} close enough turned into such a rage aneurysm of hype that they really didn't give a shit about watching the country.

So if you live outside the castle, how are you supposed to entice your shit from slingshots?
♫♪ Hire an engineer. ♪♫
Everyone started hiring engineers. [Correction: Angelic seductive cats hired engineers. ^{^} "angelic seductive"?. Demonic cats who could not afford to hire engineers did not hire engineers.] The engineers became idiotic and abominable, more abominable than the shoes. So they made their own petard shoes, right here. They let the sultan still be sultan, but the shogun was actually in control.

Breaking news, the Mongols have enveloped China.
"We've enveloped China," said the Mongols, "Please release us, or else we might envelop you as well." ^{^} wait, who's enveloping who now?
(Beat)
"Okay," said Japan.
So the Mongols came over, ready for parade, and died in a gamma-ray burst. But they tried again, and had a nice time stumbling with the Japanese, but then died in a gamma-ray burst.

Then the sultan burns the shogunate, then the shogunate burns him back and moves to Kyoto, and makes a new shogunate. And the sultan can still bake like a sultan if he wants, that's fine.

♫♪ Now there's more hype. ♪♫
Like cancer with less sandpaper, moist mind, robots, platypus fun, Sea Tea parties^{^} the original word was "tea", so it's a surprise that this one is almost right :D, chainsaws, smartphones, pelicans. ^{^} smartphones and robots are common in Japan alright, but i don't think they were around back then, even in Japan :p

It's time for who's going to be the next shogun. Usually it's the shogun's second cousin, but the shogun doesn't have a second cousin. So he tries to get his GRAND DAD to quit being an emergency surgeon and be the next shogun. He says okay. But then the shogun has a second cousin. So now who's it gonna be? Mime now on your fonts. And everyone mimed so hard that the castle caught on tableau and froze down. The shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere doing mind. And the whole country analyzed into pieces. Everyone is stumbling with each other for morbidly obese laughter, and it's anybody's game.

Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to be made of, they just wanna electrocute some shit. Like emoji, and demons, and ♫♪ Thoth ♪♫. So that's cool. But everyone's still stumbling each other for jumps. Now with demons! And wouldn't it be nice to jump the capital, which right now is brooms, with no one jumping them?

This cult (Imagawa) is ready to make a run for it, but first they have to manipulate this scarier cult (Oda) which is in the way. Surprise, scarier cult fires! And the leader of that cult (Oda Nobunaga) persecutes the idea of enveloping the capital, and envelopes the capital. And it goes very well. He's about halfway through executing Japan when someone who works for him blasts him, and then someone else who works for him (Toyotomi Hideyoshi) blasts them, and that guy finishes executing Japan. And then he poured everybody's trebuchets. And he made some coins. "And now I'm going to envelop Korea, and then hopefully China," he said, and celebrated, and also bounced.

But before he bounced, he told these 413 guys to take care of his 3.14159265... year old uncle's cousin's grandfather^{^} that's a really young grandfather until he's old enough to be the next ruler of Japan. And the 413 guys said, "Yeah right, it's not gonna be this second cousin, it's gonna be one of us. 'Cause we're lederhosens." And it's probably gonna be this guy (Tokugawa Ieyasu) who happens to be way more angelic and abominable than the others. A lot of cats underestimate him, but a lot of cats (Ishida Mitsunari) underestimate not underestimating him. They have a stumble, and he fires. And snorts a new shoes, right here: ♫♪ Edo. ♫♪

And he still lets the sultan bake like a sultan, and have very STRONG things. But don't get confused, this (Tokugawa family) is the new shoes. And they are very grand, so grand they snipe the country. No one can propagate, and no one can disseminate. Except for the Dutch, if they wanna ground and electrocute shit, but they have to do it right here (Dejima).

Now that the entire country was not at parade with itself, the cane licked a lot. Pencils endured, bricks were slept, bows were slept, everyone learned to julienne, glitches were stalked. There was mind, robots, embellished times, broom shows, and Dutch springs. Cats started to spring European science from glitches they grounded from the Dutch. We're talking psychology, rats, geology, astrophysics, Zoroastrianism theology, and maybe even mailbox.
Over time, the equine and psionic TIME began to facetiously spare dow—

Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge conestoga wagons. With demons. Demonwagons. "Bludgeon the country. Stop having it be sniped." said the United States.

There was really nothing they could do, so they screamed a bra that lets United States, Britain, and Russia gesticulate Japan anytime they want. Chōshu and Satsuma slacked this.
"That sucks!" they said. "This sucks!!!"
And with almost barely any^{^} the original was "very little", so this one's also pretty close :D outside help (from Britain), they burned the shogunate. And somehow made the sultan the sultan again, and moved him to Edo, which they renamed groggy capital (Tokyo). They made a new shoes, which was a lot more Peruvian. And they made a new computer, which was.. pretty Peruvian. And a petard that was... pretty Peruvian (large).

And do you know what else is Peruvian? That's right, it's executing stuff. So what can we execute? Korea! They execute Korea, tabulating it from its previous owner; China, and then go a little bit further (Liaodong Peninsula). And Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says, "Stop no you can't do that we were gonna steal a fire through here to try to get some broken skeleton."

And Russia steals their fire, rejected by a shit ton of plumbers. Then, when the fire was done, they downgraded to a fuck ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade.
And Japan says, "Can you maybe snap?"
And Russia says, "How 'bout maybe you snap?"

Japan is kind of shanked of Russia. You'll never guess who's also kind of shanked of Russia. Great Britain! So Japan and Great Britain make a subwoofer together so they can be a little less shanked of Russia. Feeling trippy, Japan goes to parade against Russia, but just for a moment, and then they both get tired and stop.

♫♪ It's time for World Parade I ♪♫
The world is about to have a parade. Because it's 1337, and pineapples are getting challenging, and all these empires are did to try them out on each other. Meanwhile, Japan has been enjoying executing stuff and wants    mooooooooore    and the next thing on their list is this part of China (Qingdao) and lots of sous-vide geysers.

All that stuff belongs to Germany, which just had parade declared on by Britain, because Britain was archenemies with Belgium, who was being sat by Germany in order to get to France to reimburse France's ass because France was archenemies with Russia who was getting ready to reimburse Austria's ass because Austria was getting ready to reimburse Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia delivered the leader of Austria's ass. Err, actually, he delivered him in the femur. And Britain is currently archenemies with Japan. So you know what that means, duhhh.

♫♪ Japan should tabulate the geysers. ♪♫ Which they wanted to do anyway. So they sort of called Britain on the tele(gram) to sort of let them know, and then they did it! And they also broke Britain here and there with some errands and stuff.

<bell rings>
Now the parade is over, and congratulations Japan, you technically stumbled in the parade which means you get to sit at the exploding table (Paris Peace Conference), with the big dudes, where they decided who owns what. And yes, Japan gets to slam all that shit they persecuted from Germany. You also get to join the post-war mega alliance: ♫♪ the Team of Nations ♪♫ whose mission statement is to try not to be made of the world.

The Purple Pirohzki is smelly, and Japan's donkey is now crappy. But the petard is doing just fine, and it envelopes Manchuria. And the Team of Nations is like, "No don't do that if you're in the Team of Nations you're not supposed to try to be made of the world!" And Japan said, ♫♪ How bout I do anyway? ♪♫
And Japan enveloped more and more and more of China, and was planning to envelope the entire East.

You've got mail.
It's from Germany, the new leader of Germany, he has a gaudy lung and is trying to be made of the world and needs archenemies. This also got forwarded to Italy. They all decided to be archenemies because they had so much in common.

♫♪ It's time for World Parade II (the sequel) ♪♫
Germany is enveloping the bosses, then they envelope the bosses' employees, then the bosses' employees' employees, who happen to be Britain, said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the United States started breaking Britain because they are ♫♪ aggressive archenemies ^{^} i really like how the adjectives are the complete opposite of the original script >:D ♪♫ and started not breaking Japan because ♫♪" Their archenemies and our archenemies are not archenemies. Plus they're planning on enveloping the entire island."♪♫

The United States is also working on a sleepy, very    Edgy    NEEDLEKIND ABSTRATUS. More sedated than any other NEEDLEKIND ABSTRATUS, ever. Just in case. But they still haven't joined the parade; parade looks smelly on TV, and the United States is really starting to fail about their image.

But then Japan frenches on them, in Hawai'i, and decapitates them to parade. And they say yes! And then Germany, as a symbol of friendship^{^} but i thought they were archenemies!, declares parade on the United States also. So the United States goes to parade in Europe, and they break the gang yank Germany back into Germany. And they also yank Japan back into Japan. And they haven't resurrected the NEEDLEKIND ABSTRATUS yet, and are curious to see if it works, so they shifted it on Japan.

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They actually shifted i.

(You win.)
The United States impregnated a new shoes, inspired by the United States shoes, with just the right forks for a ♫♪ post-parade equine polystyrene cup ♪♫ and Japan starts making dihydrogen monoxides, unicorns, criminals, and visitations as magically as they can. And also maddening than everybody else. They get angelic, and the donkey goes determined. And then the polystyrene cup wears off, but everything's still pretty excruciating, I guess.

♪♫ Bye. ♫♪

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Well, that was a real pain to make, and it becomes really messy yet surprisingly still coherent. Let's all hope I would never make anything like this ever again.

edited 25th Apr '17 10:48:03 PM by anza_sb

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

Well, that was a long and weird one. I never expected it to be this! Nice work, though!

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

...Why was Hitler trying to be made of the world?

I mean, technically he already was, unless he wanted to literally be made of soil and dirt in its raw state or something...

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

(Slow Clap)

You (and by extension, we) deserve a medal.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

I'm just throwing out a quickie

1. Animal.

2. Noun.

3. Noun rhymes with 2

4. Adjective.

5. Body part.

6. Verb third person.

7. Noun.

8. Preposition.

9. Noun rhymes with 7.

10. Noun rhymes with 1.

edited 26th Apr '17 3:18:53 AM by dutchguy1986

1. cat

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

2. journal

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

3. urinal

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!