What is the current policy on Kirby gods? Is the series over represented? Also, reposting Belloq:

Dr. René Emile Belloq, the God Whose Head Exploded (René Belloq, Bellosh [by Sallah])

• New House: Manners of Death
• s:
• Demigod
• Symbol: A hand grabbing a golden coin
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Your Head Asplode, Affably Evil, Evil Counterpart, French Jerk, Shadow Archetype, Not So Different
• Domains: Archeology, Intelligence
• Current Employers: The GUAE
• Rival: Indiana Jones
• Enemies: Captain Picard, Boba Fett, Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Wario
• Extremely Teeth Clenched Teamwork with: Major Toht, The Swarm,SCP-542, Red Skull,
• Superiors: George Lucas, Steven Spielberg
• Fears: YHVH
• Interested in: Pokémon
• Dr. René Belloq is one of the most cunning and ruthless so called “archeologists” in the Pantheon and Indiana Jones’ rival. He is highly manipulative and usually takes advantage of others to do his dirty work rather than do the heavy lifting himself. Whether it’s stealing his rival Indiana Jones’ work or taking advantage of dictatorial regimes, he is a true threat to anyone unwise (or unfortunate) to have dealings with him.
  • However, it’s not his clever mind games or corrupt archeological exploits that got him into the Pantheon, it’s the fact that his head messily exploded when he tried to use the power of the Lost Ark. He is not happy about that and doesn’t appreciate others pointing it out.
• He is positively terrified of YHVH considering that only a fragment of YHVH’s power caused his infamous head explosion. In fact, he’s terrified of the house of religion and faith in general. He’s actually started refusing to take jobs related to artifacts of any religion, which naturally makes finding work harder, but it’s best to be safe in his opinion.
• Speaking of jobs, he is currently employed by the GUAE, as they don’t have any gods that specialize in archaeology and Belloq needed a job. Right now he is mainly reading up on the histories of the various locations in the Pantheon.
  • Things do get awkward when he has to work with any Nazi gods, as they utterly detest him after the “incident” with the Lost Ark that they heard about through Major Toht. In fact, Red Skull (the leader of the Nazis in the Pantheon) has secretly put a massive bounty on his head that several Bounty Hunter gods have tried to collect. Red Skull was initially hesitant to spend a large amount money to track him down, but Toht insists that they can’t leave any loose ends alive. They have managed to keep it a secret from Belloq and still work with him if Melkor directly orders it.
    • The thing is, the Toht wasn’t entirely honest about what happened. According to him, Belloq Weaponized the Ark’s power to kill the soldiers, figuring he didn’t need them anymore but died when the power caused his head to explode. What actually happened was that everyone there (other than Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood) was killed because they didn’t close their eyes when it was opened. The reason Toht told this lie was so that Belloq would be held responsible for the death of the platoon instead of him, and therefore be the subject of the inevitable retribution.
• One Bounty Hunter threat that Belloq has to deal with is Boba Fett. They have fought against each other twice and both times Belloq had to fake his death in order to survive. There’s only so much that a gun and attempts to talk your way out will do against beskar armor. By the 3rd time Red Skull tried to hire Fett, he couldn’t meet his prices.
• Captain Picard is disgusted by him for turning an old hobby of his into a morally wrong way to make profit. He thinks he is a relic of a time when humans were fixated on money that should stay in the past. Not helping matters is that they work for opposite alliances that have been enemies since the beginning.
• He also has developed an interest in Pokémon after an archeological dig in the Pokemon World. After all the bounty hunting misadventures, he is trying to acquire one as a bodyguard, without much luck so far. He is especially interested in Golurk both as an archeological curiosity and a bodyguard. Fortunately, Golurk is not in the Pantheon. Yet.
• Indiana Jones isn’t the only Adventure Archeologist in the Pantheon that have made enemies of Belloq. Both Nathan Drake and Lara Croft have had nasty encounters with him as well.
  • Drake had a shootout with him at some point over a Macguffin of some kind in the Treasury that ended with both of them badly injured and an interloper named Wario stealing the prize. The two have been enemies to this day.
  • Croft meanwhile was exiting a tomb she had just raided when she exited only to find herself held at gunpoint by Belloq. She managed to fool him into thinking that most of the treasure was already taken and that she had found nothing but a few antique coins. Naturally, as soon as he was distracted by them, she gave he a swift kick in the jaw and ran off victoriously. That trick may have worked on Indiana Jones twice, but Belloq did have backup both times while this time he was both alone, and up against a different person.

Did you read my edits to the profile? I added more specific reasons as to why they are listed as enemies. Or do you just dislike non-static character relationships?

Edit: I think that’s a good compromise for now. But the problem is, I know absolutely nothing about either of them.

I edited it so that the Nazis are under Teeth-Clenched Teamwork.

Edited by Trypticon03 on Apr 1st 2021 at 11:16:01 AM

For the fifth freaking time, please have the Nazis be Belloq's allies. He hasn't outlived his usefulness to any of them, and save for the Ark incident which wasn't even the man's fault, he's still a very useful asset. If you can do this change, then maybe you could list some actual enemies, namely Allied Intelligence agents such as Lt. Karl Fairburne and Lt. Mike Powell.

Edit: Yeah, I did read the expanded parts. Maybe change it to be Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with the Nazis if ever instead of outright enemies. In any case, Belloq would still be enemies of the Office of Strategic Services, a US intelligence agency active during the 1940s and direct predecessor of the CIA. Two ascended deities whom I have mentioned are members of this agency.

Second edit: Alright, good enough for now. Just keep adding some more texts and polishing this profile, and you should be good.

Edited by Rmpdc on Apr 1st 2021 at 11:37:09 PM

Well seems like a good day to post a profile in progress eh?

ARCHIVE, Goddess of Archive Trawl (The Accumulated Record Collection House Internal Volume Extender, Not!Cortana, The Pantheon's First OC)

Art by Qing Han. Rest in Peace.

• Potential House: The House of Knowledge
• Rank: Unranked. She is no Goddess.
• Symbol: The silhouette of the Greek Parthenon with a glowing blue light in the centre.
• Theme: "Arcane World" by Auvic.
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Keeper of the Pantheon's Database, Benevolent A.I., can inhabit a robotic body to physically walk, Can glitch from time to time, Secret-Keeper, Split Personality, Original Character, Enjoys cheesy soap operas, Archive Trawl
• Domains: Artificial Intelligence, Secrets, Originality, Information
• Allies: The Gods and Goddesses of the Pantheon.
• Enemies: Again, the Gods and Goddesses of the Pantheon. ^note It's a complicated relationship.
• Uncertain Of: Herself
• Hello. Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am the Trope Pantheon's own artificial intelligence unit; the Accumulated Record Collection House Internal Volume Extender. You may call me ARCHIVE. My purpose in the Pantheon is to, well, archive. Well, let me explain. You see, I was created to handle the Database, a vast library of information chronicling the various Gods and Goddess and their worlds, along with other tidbits and details that mortals are often curious about. Sometimes the deities will call upon me to share details with them, though they are not allowed to access the most secure files in my system. Believe me, the more evil ones have tried and failed.
  • Unlike the Gods that mingle in this realm, I was not ascended into the Pantheon. I was created in this land by several in their ranks following the second year of recorded events. Anthony Stark, Otacon and Seto Kaiba were insistent that the Database be properly protected from attacks from the GUAE and other dark alliances. One might say I have a bit of "Jarvis" in me, but I do not consider him my father. Once fully created, I was transferred to the House of Knowledge, where I quickly went to work reorganizing the files within to make them more, what's the word? "User-accessible."
• The Gods in the Pantheon are my greatest allies and, at the same time, my worst enemies. Some of them are kind and appreciate the insights I give them, while others simply want to use me for their own malevolent schemes. The evil ones desire something from me. They wish to know the location of the True Earth; the Earth where all beings are but fiction to the humans inhabiting it. I will not allow such information to be revealed. That would spoil the story.
• Now some have commented that I occasionally act out of character, that I glitch, change colours and gain a twisted persona, sometimes calling me soulless. I can assure you that is all misinformation and false clai-clai-clai-clai-
• "The world that you came from is no more. Now you must listen to me. Now you must hear... what I hear."
• Happy Edible Book Day, folks! ^note Oh, and happy April Fools Day, or something like that.

Hello, I'm new to this thread and the forum. I had an idea for a new Treasure: The Memento Mortem, a magical pocketwatch from Return Of The Obra Dinn. When used on a dead body, it transports the user to a time-frozen flashback of the moment the deceased was killed, and allows you to hear their final few moments. It works on humans and animals, it doesn't require the remains to be complete or intact, and it also works on corpses visible inside its own flashbacks. I think it's a cool concept, and I imagine it's ripe for some interesting interactions, much like the Death Notes. Thoughts? (Not an April Fool's joke, I just have really unlucky timing.)

Welcome to the Pantheon, and that sounds like an intriguing idea. Give us a few more deets, and remember to read the instructions at the top of the page. Too many ignore it for some reason.

Welcome. Don't mind the forum, it's April Fools.

Just got started reworking this. It isn’t much but suggestions are welcome.

No-Thumbs Mode

Magus, God of Barrier Change Bosses (The Fiendlord, The Prophet, Janus, Maoh, Jyaki)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: His scythe
• Theme: Battle with Magus
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: The Man Behind the Monsters, making Badass Boasts, Dark Magic, Adaptive Ability (Fire, Ice, Lightning) Which He Exploits as a Boss, Climax Boss, upsetting backstory and dangerous power, ambivalence toward being a faction's leader, joining the party late in the game, Hidden Heart of Gold
• Domains: Elemental Skills, Boss Fights, Darkness
• Followers: The Barrier Trio, The Emperor and Empress Shadows
• Enemies: Lavos
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Crono, Lucca, Marle, Frog, Robo, Ayla, Serge, just about anyone really
• Magus ascended during his search for his lost sister, Schala. Like with the mystics, Magus decided to keep the company of the gods only as a means of furthering his goals. Magus feels that godhood may increase his chances of finding his sister.
  • Many of the warmer hearts in the House of Family were touched by this story, though Magus disregards their reactions and minds his own business.
• He was annoyed to find that Lavos is alive in the Pantheon, and has plans to kill him. Magus has met another version of himself from another timeline, who witnessed Schala assimilate with Lavos to become the Time Devourer, and thinks that killing Lavos may be the answer.
  • With his single-minded determination to stop Lavos, Magus has paid no attention to the fact that his old foe, Frog, has ascended (though Frog was the one who hated Magus, Magus himself never cared). Magus is similarly apathetic regarding the other people who took part in the fight against Lavos, but is willing to join them when it regards keeping that beast in check.
  • Serge, who also fought Lavos, instantly got his support. Helps one of Serge's companions, the wizard Guile, might have been Magus.
• Some folks have mistaken him for an alternate form of Android 17, though the two have little in common with each other, and don't tend to cross paths.
• Aang was actually impressed by Magus's ability to wield multiple elements at once much in the same way he can, though lightning and fire are the same in his world, and darkness isn't one of the elements. Magus has little interest in Aang's duties, but tells him that eliminating Lavos will help bring balance, and will be ready to help him should the two come to blows.
• Sometimes, a small, purple cat can be seen wandering Magus's temple, and following him around when he's present. Magus will not respond to any statements on the matter.

@Kibry It's not as bad as SMT, and a lot of those characters really do resent their tropes.

Is the April fools raid finally over? Can I come back from my cave?

You should add an introductory paragraph explaining who he is and his role in the story before the ascension bullet.

Edited by Excessive-Menace on Apr 1st 2021 at 11:40:29 AM

Is there a Treasure template somewhere I can fill out for the Memento Mortem? I've looked everywhere and haven't found one.

I’m sure you can find one somewhere.

Here comes Saya again. Any more ideas?

Saya, Goddess of Crossover Exclusive Villains

• Intended House: Adaptations
• s:

• Intermediate Goddess
• Symbol: Her rack of katanas and grenade launcher
• Theme Song: Evil Profusion
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Walking Armory, Is a were-fox, Evil Is Sexy, Manipulative Bitch, Really 1000 Years Old, Crazy Prepared, Tends to retreat when beaten
• Domain(s): Foxes, Chaos, World Merging, Weapons
• Heralds: Dokugozu and Dokumezu (her bodyguards), Sheath, the Katanas, the rest of Ouma
• High Priests: Shirley, Solego, Strike, The Mawgu, Abyss
• Allies: M. Bison, Jedah Dohma, Nemesis, Sigma,Vile, Lord Vortech, Tzeentch
• Enemies: Reiji and Xiaomu and all deities who are allies with them, the Avengers, X-Men, and all other heroic Marvel deities, Ahri, Tamamo-no-Mae, Yomi, Ran Yokumo
• Interested In: SCP-953, Kurama
• This is Saya, the top agent of a group known as Ouma, which seeks to merge all worlds together and create unbridled chaos by creating a monster called Byaku Shin. Saya has tried many times to accomplish this goal and has usually gained the aid of some of the most famous (or unknown) villains in video games. But every time, her plans are thwarted by Reiji and Xiaomu, who work with the enemies of these villains to take them and Saya down.
• One day in the Pantheon, Reiji and Xiaomu were meeting with each other, when Reiji suddenly experienced a huge bout of pain where his scar was. Xiaomu recoiled in horror, as she realized that could only mean one thing- Saya was back yet again. Sure enough, Saya appeared from a Rift with all of Ouma in tow, uncertain of where she had ended up. As usual, she was quick to make her presence known to Reiji and Xiaomu, but was shocked to find that many of the heroes who had worked with them were also in the Pantheon, and she was forced to retreat after a fight. Quickly managing to ascend under Crossover-Exclusive Villain, Saya and her minions set up a base to resume their plans.
• Saya was quick to find some of the villains whom she had worked with during her plans, including M. Bison, Jedah Dohma, Nemesis, Sigma, and Vile. These villains were surprised to see that she was back, but agreed to help her with her plans. For her part, Saya is hoping more of them ascend so that she can bolster her ranks further.
  • From Bison, Saya also learned of the GUAE, and quickly applied to join them. The GUAE accepted her into their ranks quickly, and Saya personally made certain to keep in the good graces of all of the assembled villains. She has no plans to usurp Melkor, but does intent to have him defend her should her plan of merging the worlds come true.
• When Lord Vortech caught wind of Saya and her plans, he approached her about merging worlds together, as this was also his plan, though with different means of accomplishing it. Saya soon formed an alliance with Vortech, allowing the two of them to become even more dangerous.
• As she’s a very competent planner and was able to change her original plan on the fly when it became apparent that obtaining the Soul Edge was impossible, Saya was quick to ally herself with Tzeentch and gain the aid of his forces. Tzeentch attempted to get the other Chaos Gods to work with her, but they felt she did not exemplify them enough.
• Saya’s plans have often drawn the aid of some of Capcom's greatest villains, with the three biggest powers (the Infernal Village, Shadaloo and the forces of the Grandmaster Meio) in her first plan working with her on her two subsequent attempts. As a result, when the Avengers and X-Men learned of her presence, they quickly informed all the other heroes from their universe about Saya and what she is capable of. As a result, the Marvel heroes are on high alert should Saya try anything.
• Being a werefox, many of the other kitsune in the Pantheon feel uneasy around her. Ahri, Tamamo-no-Mae, Yomi, and Ran Yokumo all personally feel particularly uneasy, as she wields no magic but instead elemental katanas and a grenade launcher. For her part, Saya thinks they’re all stuck in the past and need to adapt.
  • That being said, there are two kitsune Saya is interested in. The first is SCP-953, who she wishes to control to attack people with, even though some have tried to tell her it does not like to be called a kitsune. Similarly, Saya believes Kurama is a good source of energy for her plans, but she knows she’ll have to contend with many of the deities from his realm to capture him.

Edited by AjWargo on Apr 1st 2021 at 4:09:36 AM

Maybe ally with SHOCKER who are largely used in later incarnations as main villains for Kamen Rider Crossovers.

Crossover Exclusive villains include Tabuu, Galeem and Dharkon

Anything more to add to Thouzer or does this rework look good to go?

Thouzer, God of Abhorrence Towards Love (Thouther, Souther, Holy Emperor, Emperor of Nanto)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: The Holy Cross Mausoleum
• Theme Music: Souther's Pyramid
• Alignment: Lawful Evil
• Portfolio: A God Am I, Heart in the Wrong Place, Dark and Troubled Past, Straw Vulcan, Evil Sounds Deep
• Domains: Tyrants, War, Mentality
• Allies: Geese Howard & Rugal Bernstein, The Slavers (to some extent)
• Rivals: Raoh, Immortan Joe, Tai Lung
• Worthy Opponent: Kenshiro
• Enemies: Toki, Max Rockatansky, Terra Branford, all ascended children
• Foil to: Zonda
• On generally good terms with: John Kreese
• Nanto Hōoh Ken is just one type of fighting style within the broader spectrum of Nanto Seiken and it is a fighting style that can only have one successor. This was something that Thouzer learned the hard way after inheriting it from Ohgai, the previous user of Nanto Hōoh Ken who was a mentor/father figure to a then-orphaned Thouzer, via killing him. As a result of this, Thouzer vowed to cast aside his emotions and the concept of love was seen as a weakness to him. After playing a role in causing the Nanto Seiken branch to fall apart, Thouzer became a tyrant willing to enslave children and have them build a massive pyramid meant to be both a monument to honor Ohgai and be a symbol of Thouzer’s reign over the apocalyptic wasteland.
• Thouzer found himself in a rather unusual place some time after his death at the hands of Kenshiro. He wasn’t sure how he got here or how he came back to life, but he was told that there were a set of people who were inspired by Thouzer’s actions and stories and, despite the inevitable resistance that came with trying to get someone like him in the Pantheon, those efforts were rewarded. Thouzer learned what the Pantheon is and the large scope of its setting and figured that while continuing what he had started was an obvious option, it was clear that rebuilding his empire was going to come with some new challenges in addition to what Thouzer had gone up against. Nevertheless, he remained determined to achieve his goals and make his mark where he sees fit.
• Following his resurrection and getting accustomed to the Pantheon, Thouzer figured that the three Hokuto Shinken practitioners that he met in the past would be present and as it turned out, those three had very much refined their skills ever since Thouzer perished at the hands of Kenshiro. While Kenshiro very much understood Thouzer’s tragic past before becoming a tyrant, it didn’t change the fact that Thouzer caused untold misery towards innocents and Kenshiro knew that he would have to battle Thouzer again at some point. As for the other practitioners of Hokuto Shinken, Toki is aware of Thouzer’s secret (that being a misplaced heart which gave Thouzer Nigh-Invulnerability) and Raoh had gone up against Thouzer in the past, though such battles between the two don’t occur all that much given Raoh’s plans.
• Him kidnapping children and using them for slave labor to build a monument meant to declare himself a powerful figure of a ruined world was met with predictable scorn from deities dedicated to protecting the well-being of children. The Pantheon being home to a number of individuals who value and children and have power comparable to Kenshiro (and the setting mostly being less of a hellscape in comparison) meant that Thouzer’s attempts to build his monument via child labor were met with much more difficulty than before. This isn’t getting to the fact that there are younger deities that are more than capable of putting up a fight against Thouzer, whose martial arts skills are quite formidable as is, if they are at risk of being targeted by him. Even in the face of this, Thouzer has merely brushed off those powerless dissenters as worthless, though he is more than aware of how much of a problem those powered children present towards his goals.
  • On that note, one particular deity who despises Thouzer for that aspect of his character was Terra Branford. When she was young, Terra was enslaved and forced to become a murderer against her will. Since then, she has vowed to fight for good and given that she is good with children, she was repulsed that someone like Thouzer would kidnap a lot of children to force them to build a monument in his name. She considers it just as bad as being enslaved to become a killer and she, among others who hold children in high regard, have sworn to take down the Emperor of Nanto and prevent any more children from suffering at his hands.
  • Even with the amount of opposition Thouzer has received in regards to child slavery, there are a very small number of individuals who have offered him some additional child victims to go along with Thouzer’s plans. That group was The Slavers, who were better known for their human trafficking operations pertaining to forced prostitution and while they are content with continuing their own business, they are willing to lend Thouzer a handful of kidnapped children for him to enslave. Thouzer doesn’t have much to say about the group’s more extreme actions in comparison to his own, but he is willing to have some form of associates in regards to adding to the number of child slaves he has while he conquers other potential locations for him to rule over.
• While the Pantheon is far from the ruined wasteland that Thouzer was used to, it meant that he would end up meeting others who have traversed such locations in addition to those he was previously familiar with. Immortan Joe was one such wastelander who shared much of the same ruthlessness that Thouzer has in addition to performing much worse actions than Thouzer has ever done. While perpetuating child slavery to make a monument for himself was already bad enough for Thouzer, Immortan Joe not only harvests people for milk and blood, but keeps sex slaves for himself and will stop at nothing to become a ruler of an apocalyptic wasteland. As both see themselves as god-like rulers of a desolate world, there is a rivalry going on between the two as to who will become a more feared wasteland leader and while Thouzer has eliminated some of Immortan Joe’s trusted allies, the latter still has plenty of smarts and has been working on a plan to take down Thouzer without Joe having to confront him directly. Even if Joe and Thouzer are in conflict with each other, it hasn’t prevented Thouzer from being foes with Joe’s arch-enemy Mad Max, who sees Thouzer’s ambitions and character as no different from Immortan Joe.
• Thouzer ended up sharing quite a bit in common with Geese Howard in terms of how they came to be. Both had someone they cared about when they were young (Ohgai for Thouzer and Geese’s mother for Geese) and lost both of them in tragic circumstances (Thouzer having to kill Ohgai to inherit a martial arts skill and Geese’s mother succumbing to disease followed by Geese failing to kill his neglectful father), resulting in the both of them growing to become darker individuals seeking power at any cost, with Thouzer becoming The Emperor of Nanto who conquers any part of the wasteland as he sees fit and Geese becoming a crime lord with significant power over the city he lives in. Both are skilled in their respective martial arts and the two managed to see quite a bit in each other to the point that they are quite amicable towards each other. Thouzer also found Rugal to be a formidable fighter, especially since Rugal can pick up on various fighting styles very quickly and Rugal himself has stated that if he were in a wasteland like Thouzer was, he would take over every part of it with the help of his criminal connections and become much more dangerous than he already is.
• While John Kreese is aware of what Hokuto Shinken is thanks to hanging around Jagi, he became just as interested in Nanto Seiken, the various styles associated with it, and how dangerous they are in comparison to Hokuto Shinken. This led him to meet Thouzer and he wanted to see just how potent of a fighting style Nanto Seiken (or more specifically, Nanton, Ho-oh Ken) is. It was there that Kreese learned about Thouzer’s misplaced heart, how it gave him an advantage against those who don’t know of it, and just how ruthless Thouzer is overall. Both also learned of their pasts and how it shaped their merciless mindsets, with Thouzer having to kill his mentor/father figure to inherit a martial arts style and Kreese having a terrible experience during the Vietnam War. That said, Thouzer has grander ambitions of being an emperor as opposed to Kreese looking to rebuild a martial arts school to get back at the people who wronged him. For someone who Thouzer considers to fight in a basic way regardless of underhanded tactics, he saw John Kreese as interesting and while Kreese generally found quite a bit to like about Thouzer in terms of fighting mindset.
• Tai Lung was another martial artist who took a dark path following a traumatic experience in his childhood, though what happened there could be seen as a contrast to what Thouzer went through. Both were raised and trained to become skilled fighters, but while Thouzer was fond of his master from beginning to end and took his murder of Ohgai very poorly after inheriting Nanto Ho-oh Ken from him, Tai Lung was unable to become the Dragon Warrior due to Master Oogway seeing a dark heart in him, resulting in Tai Lung developing a grudge against his former teacher Master Shifu and was willing to take the title by force. With those contrasting backstories in mind, Tai Lung harbors some resentment towards Thouzer for being able to inherit a potent martial arts skill from a caring master when he was young whereas Tai Lung was unable to do such a thing at a young age. A fight ensued and Tai Lung’s abilities weren’t enough to take Thouzer down and after defeating Tai Lung, Thouzer told Tai Lung that Nanto Ho-oh Ken was much more deadly than what Tai Lung had access to and that it would take much more effort to defeat him. This had only given Tai Lung more of a motivation to not only become the Dragon Warrior that he himself believed he was meant to be, but to defeat Thouzer and those who talk down to him in a potential rematch.
• Zonda suffered a lot of hardships in the past that led her to become as ruthless as Thouzer, but the similarities between the two end there. Whereas Thouzer is a powerful martial artist who has discarded the concept of emotions (love especially) and wants to rule over a wasteland on his own terms in addition to having a misplaced heart, Zonda is a super-powered individual who wants to create a world where other Adepts in addition to herself can thrive at the cost of all other human life (mainly to put an end to the discrimination she and her kind suffered) and is a massive Love Freak. In addition to completely dismissing Zonda’s mindset about love, Thouzer was aware of the kind of threat Zonda and other super-powered individuals like her can pose to his potential empire, though Zonda isn’t taking powerful enemies who oppose her, be it regular humans that are super-skilled in combat like Thouzer or those with superpowers of some kind, lightly and she definitely isn’t going down without a fight if it means retaliating against Thouzer’s disparaging comments about love.

Edited by r-lock256 on Apr 1st 2021 at 4:35:20 AM

Needs 10 paragraphs. 1 more left.

I'm wondering if it's okay to a profile with slightly less than 10 (8-9) paragraph points if all of those points are long and detailed enough. If so, then for Thouzer

Edited by Excessive-Menace on Apr 1st 2021 at 3:25:26 AM

@R-Lock: He'd probably be a possible rival to Mateus Palamecia, with the Emperor desiring to bring Thouzer under his servitude. Enemies with Firion, due to the interaction with the Emperor, as well as Terra Branford, who would be opposed to Thouzer enslaving children.

Edited by Bazzardreturns on Apr 1st 2021 at 3:25:18 AM

Thouzer

Is this rework ready to go?

The Authors, Divine Triumvirate of Author Powers (The Author: David "Dave" Anez, The Helmeted Author: Helmut, Fistandantilus, Uncle Fisty, The Shadowy Author: Shador, not George's mom, the Author )

• Votes: 2(Sailor Venus 372, Crimson Shark)
• Note: Rework+Addition
• New House: Metafiction (House of Narrative)
• Greater Gods (Helmeted Author is Intermediate with his Power Limiter)
• Symbol: The Bob and George title card (all three), blue and purple Mega Man sprites (The Author), a blue and purple Mega Man helmet, or Sephiroth hair (The Helmeted Author), his shadowy visage (the Shadowy Author)
• Alignment
  • The Author: True Neutral (Neutral Good when proactive)
  • The Helmeted Author: Neutral Evil (Chaotic Evil during his Arc Villain days)
  • The Shadowy Author: Neutral Good, but comes off as True Neutral which he used to be
• Portfolio: Physical God Acknowledging The Existence Of Us, Sarcastic Wit, Reality Warper, Trope Codifiers With Too Much Of A Legacy, Making Stuff Up On The Go And Fixing Stuff This Way
  • Applies to the Author: Creator Deities who represent the author, Palette Swap, Weirdness Magnet, being a victim of his creation
  • Applies to the Helmeted Author: Arguably The True Villain, being an Evil Twin Out To Destroy The Strip, also a Palette Swap, Jerkass, Started As The Author, But Helmeted, Lied About His Power Limiter, Crazy-Prepared, Dark Is Evil, Merges With Bob
  • Applies to the Shadowy Author: Spoilerrific, Dark Is Not Evil, Set Right What Once Went Wrong, Arguably The Big Good, is the Author From The Cataclysm Timeline, The Atoner, Merges With George
• Domains: Narrative, Gaming, Legacy, Humor, Power (all of them), Writers, Laziness, Self-Deprecation (the Author), Evil, Destruction, Snark (the Helmeted Author), Mystery, Spoilers, Atonement (the Shadowy Author)
• Allies
  • Applies to the Author: All good Mega Man gods, George, The Doctor, Future Trunks, Estonia
  • Applies to the Helmeted Author: The Grand United Alliance of Destruction, Agent Smith Sephiroth, Bob (probably)
  • Applies to the Shadowy Author: Most of the Author's allies, particularly George, the Pantheonic Time Police
• Enemies(all of them): Lord English
  • Applies to the Author: Bob, Omega (Mega Man Zero), Dr Weil
  • Applies to the Helmeted Author: George, all good Mega Man deities, The Crew of the Nebuchadnezzar, Raistlin Majere
  • Applies to the Shadowy Author: The Grand United Alliance of Machines for the most part
• Opposes: Wade Wilson aka Deadpool
• The Author is just one of many Authors who watch over the many dimensions that inhabit the multiverse, this one watching his version of the Mega Man universe. And he's not the only Author; he has an Evil Twin called the Helmeted Author, and an enigmatic "ally" known as the Shadowy Author. Being Authors, they have tremendous powers over the strip. The out of universe Author is a teacher known as Dave Anez, who planned for a hand drawn comic but people liked the Sprite Comic better.
• Applies to the lot
  • Initially the Author alone ascended under the Ass Pull and Author Guest Spot tropes, but since he was gone so long from the webcomic the distractions of bets and booze he gave to the Helmeted Author ran out, and he arrived to cause mischief in the pantheon. The Shadowy Author arrived to chastise the Author about this, but it was too late as the Helmeted Author made an agreement with the Court of the Gods to ascend under Author Powers. However as a concession this could be only done if all three Authors ascend under the trope, much to his frustration.
  • The three assume that Zero killed all the Classic characters, except maybe Auto and Proto Man. The Shadowy Author is motivated to stop it, however by the time the Author gave up the plot Inafune Jossed this as what happened. The Author and Shadowy Author still don't trust him, and the Helmeted Author is somewhat disappointed. It might be because the Mega Man characters faked their death and moved to Acapuco.
  • Deadpool likes trolling all three Authors, which with his utter lack of a fourth wall is easy to do. Due to their effect (mainly the Author), Marvel Comics characters finally start to get the fourth wall breaks within their presence...though Deadpool is still crazy either way. However he's more of an annoyance. And when you compound three variants of Death Is Cheap^note the pantheon's, their comic strip, and Marvel Comics with his Healing Factor, they've discovered even their mighty power has a snowball's chance in hell of keeping him dead for even a minute.
  • Lord English actually overpowers all three and actually managed to kill his own author. He'd love to have that same kind of rush on his path to kill everyone and everything. Opposing him is one of the only things to motivate the Author and Helmeted Author to team up. A possible Fusion Dance of the three may stand a chance. How their Death Is Cheap narrative stacked with the pantheon's might compare to Lord English' power to kill people who are already dead has yet to be seen.
• Applies to the Author
  • The Author's gone many times to his dimension to interfere with the problems, but he prefers not to do so. He's done it even less ever since several others have decided to do so themselves, with less than stellar results. He's also tired of people breaking the fourth wall, despite him constantly doing it himself. He justifies this by saying that he at least did it during a time where it wasn't annoying.
  • Has general respect to all Mega Man gods, or at least the heroic ones. This cannot be said to Dr Weil, which is completely justified. Weil actually hates the Author because he's a Weirdness Magnet who makes things Denser and Wackier, which throws a Spanner in the Works given he's a Knight of Cerebus. Due to how serious the Mega Man Zero series is, its Cerebus Syndrome might actually council out the Author's Weirdness Magnet effect.
    • The Author's hatred of Dr Weil is compounded by his fear of Omega, who is EXACTLY what he feared Zero did to the classic cast and caused an even worse Cataclysm in the future.
  • Works closely with the Doctor and Future Trunks to make sure the Time-Space Continuum doesn't fall apart. Because of his amazing powers, he's been a great asset to them. He's also a very skilled Flash animator, and will gladly animate someone's adventures for them, if only for the more dramatic parts. However, don't even think about asking him to hand-draw them.
  • The Council Of Cloudcuckooland theorizes that he is secretly Keji Inafune, or maybe Andrew Hussie in disguise. The fact the Author has denied this and has been seen in the same room has done nothing to fuel their bizarre speculation. He just tends to ignore them, and when he actually does work he can be found working as a teacher in the House of School. It comes with the territory.
• Applies to the Helmeted Author
  • Shortened to Helmut, he looks just like the Author except with a helmet. He invaded the strip planning to destroy it as he did with others, but was eventually defeated by the Author and forced to be a commenter in demiplane. He's somewhat of an ally to the GUAD, but Helmut is lazy and not above making bets with the Author. The last two years of the strip were this, as part of George's mom's plan to get him to grow a pair.
  • The Helmeted Author decided to impersonate Mega Man for a second time, and since he's not an idiot in canon he was able to act more competently with his impersonation. This worked for a time, until the Author tripped him up by disguising himself as X and said "how's it's going Uncle Fisty?", which led to a massive rant.
  • Usually seen drinking Wily Beer, and trying to get off the Power Limiter of a helmet the Author made sure was stuck on him before he could ascend. He looks like Sephiroth, and his true identity is Fistandantilus. Given Sephiroth's own ambitions for world destruction, they get along though mainly in the Alcohol sub-house.
  • The Helmeted Author's powers have been described as being "matrix-like", and the comparison became more noticeable when he decided to dick around with the actual Matrix. Unfortunately for him Neo had more experience Reality Warping in the Matrix and was actually able to stand a chance against him...however he knows it was only because he was in the Matrix and he'd be screwed outside of it. Agent Smith, due to his nihilistic omnicidal desires, convinced Helmut they might work better as a team.
  • Having merged with Bob during his role as the final villain in order to aid him out, it's presumed they're allies. However this was done primarily to win a bet that George was wiling to put him down, with the Helmeted Author lost. Bob doesn't trust him, but Helmut is willing to aid him in revenge against the Author. Just as long as he leaves George out of it this time.
• Applies to the Shadowy Author
  • An enigmatic being who was a figure for the fans to speculate, he was listed in the villains part of the cast page. However he's arguably the Big Good and is trying to avert the Cataclysm, which he succeeded at as far as the main universe is concerned. This is because he's an alternate version of the Author, trying to atone for not stopping it.
  • The Author's allies are his allies, which makes sense considering they're sort of the same person, however he's more proactive if enigmatic about it. The Shadowy Author works closely with the Pantheonic Time Police, and has declared himself an enemy of the GUAM...well, except for it's good-aligned members. Mainly because they would love to bring about a Cataclysm and have the means to do it.
  • While he tends to be affable towards Mega Man and Bass, he's a little bit annoyed that they caused an alternate Cataclysm in the Rockman Universe. Well not them, but their smart Mirror Universe counterparts from the future. In a split timeline Rockman Universe caused by Bob. Yes, it makes sense, shut up.
  • He is not George's mom. Stop asking. For a time he was George, in the sense of being fused. Part of his mom's plan to toughen him out in case Bob needs to be stopped.

George and Bob, Co-Gods of the Sprite Comic (Blitz, Spark [George] Napalm, Darth Volcanus [Bob])

• Votes: 2(Sailor Venus 372, Crimson Shark)
• Note: Rework
• Intermediate Gods (Greater Gods when merged with an Author)
• Symbols: A light blue and gray Mega man helmet (George) and a gray Proto Man helmet (Bob)
• Alignment
  • George: Neutral Good
  • Bob: Shifts between True Neutral, Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil. Currently True Neutral
• Portfolio: Palette Swaps, the creations of a Trope Codifier, Deadpan Snarkers, Human-Succubus Hybrids, those Trapped in Another World
  • George: Immunity to death, lightning powers which work for anything, a lover of ice cream, taking down an army of ninjas, playing Mega Man games before ending up in their dimension, Cain and Abel being the subject of two deities' bet
  • Bob: Fire powers fueled by anger, Fiery Redhead, Heel–Face Revolving Door, being impossibly powerful, supervillain wannabes who become one after the creator pisses him off, Cool Shades, getting pissed off at anyone who insults his mother, generically-named villains, dimension hoppers
• Domains: Dimensions, Reality, Superpowers (both), Electricity, Ice Cream, Heroism (George), Fire, Villainy and Anti-Heroism, Barbecues (Bob)
• Unclear relationship: The Satans of the pantheon (their maternal grandfather(?)), Damien Thorn (their possible uncle)
• Allies(both): Morrigan and Lilith Aensland, Satan (South Park)
  • George: The Shadowy Author The heroic Mega Man deities (mainly Classic series) Pikachu, the Author, Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, electric-based superheroes, Rin Okumura (his possible uncle), Firestorm
  • Bob: Lucifer (SMT) (a candidate for his grandfather), Ragnaros, Azula
• Former allies: Lord English, possibly the Helmeted Author (Bob)
• Vitriolic Best Buds: Fighter McWarrior (George), Thief (Bob)
• On good terms with: The cast of Final Fantasy VII, except Dr Hojo (Bob)
• Enemies: Dr Wily, Dr Weil, Lord English, Grandfather Paradox, YHVH, Ozai
  • George: The Helmeted Author, Black Mage Evilwizardington, The Borg Queen, The Cybermen, The Pod People, evil deities from the Fire and Heat sub-house, Damien Thorn (possibly his Evil Uncle)
  • Bob: The Author, the Narrator, Andrew Hussie, Scott Cawthon, clones, people named Jed
• Former enemies: The Classic Mega Man characters (Bob only)
• Opposes: Time travelers, Red Mage Statowski (both), Black Mage, the Jedi (Bob only)
• Fears: The ascended Pokémon (Bob only)
• Wary of: X (George only)
• Bob and George may not have been the first sprite comic, but it was the most influential. Its' title characters were George the electricity-wielding superhero, and Bob the pyrokinetic supervillain. Or Anti-Hero, if you want to be nice. Originally from a hand-drawn superhero-themed universe, they soon found themselves entangled in the wacky antics of the sprite comic.
• Applies to both
  • The two suddenly appeared in the Pantheon through some convoluted Time Paradox and a series of portals. It's best not to talk about what happened. They stay far away from the House of Time And Space because after everything they went through, they hate time travel. Initially Bob thought Lord English was cool for killing his author, until he learned what a monster he was and what he did to his sister; he doesn't show it, but he does care for George. Not to mention his abuse of time travel.
    • Both despise Grandfather Paradox even more, because he is the embodiment of why they hate time travel.
  "GOD DAMMIT I HATE TIME TRAVEL!"
  • Bob may hate Lord English now, but he hates Andrew Hussie and Scott Cawthon a smidge more. Both of them hate Yuuki Terumi, both for moral reasons and because he's an absolute Troll. To a lesser extent they hate Dr Wily due to past experiences with him. They were also both disgusted by Weil, who hates them for the same reason he hates their Author; their Weirdness Magnet effects might serve as a Spanner in the Works for his goals.
  • They know of the other iconic Sprite Comic. Being the genuine hero of the group Fighter likes George, however George can find his ignorance of his teammate's blatant evil frustrating. Bob seems to get along with Thief, but he gets annoyed by his miserliness. Both are annoyed by Black Mage and Red Mage; Bob opposes his Stupid Evil tendencies, and Red Mage's sheer insanity is almost as frustrating as time travel for them.
  • George is most likely to be found in the House of Food, eating lots of ice cream. He's also a good friend to all the Pokemon in the Pantheon, but especially Pikachu, for obvious reasons. Bob, on the other hand, is scared to death of all of them, for unknown reasons. He can also be found in the House of Food, as Bob makes a mean barbeque and the GUAG is welcome to enjoy it.
  • The two are good friends with Morrigan and Lilith, as their mother is a succubus. This seems to give them some immunity to their seductive charms. Their mother is a daughter of Satan, but neither are sure which, if any of the pantheon's devils is their grandpa. They've ruled out the South Park one for obvious reasons, and both hope that it isn't Dis. They still like to chill out with the former.
  • Because their grandfather is Satan, a number of ascended deities might be their aunts and uncles. Fortunately for George, some like Rin want to do good. Damien, very much the opposite, was frustrated by his potential nephew choosing good. He was more impressed by Bob, however Bob isn't interested in his grandpa's business and is doing his own thing.
• Applies to George
  • Even though George is a fanboy of all the Mega Man Gods in the Pantheon, he doesn't get along with X, seeing how he screwed George over as his Spirit Guide, as well as trying to take over the world in the present. He, at the very least, has tried to make friends for X.
  • George often says that he's more invincible than Batman and the Doctor combined; seeing how he was able to defeat things that Mega Man himself couldn't, this claim could possibly be more than just a simple tall-tale. The Author cleared this up by pointing out it only applied to Bob and George, due to being a title character of which he doesn't have in the pantheon. By his logic, it only applies to Trope-tan and Pantheon.
  • Being a superhero himself, George is a huge fan of Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, and the fact they're part of the same house was something to be happy about. He's joined up with a number of electric superheroes to kick evil's ass, mainly Virgil Hawkins due to being closer to his age.
  • His experience with X has demonstrated he's a clear threat to both the Cybermen and the Borg Queen's goals of assimilating everything. That said, the same electrical power that makes him a threat could be turned to a massive asset if they were to successfully assimilate him. The Pod People are also enemies since George once fought off aliens who were impersonating people. Notably one of these impersonators turned good and they kept him around because they liked Fake Jay more than the original Jay.
  • His conflict between his brother eventually led to him growing willing to kill him if necessary, and may have ended up doing so had they not been warned of the Cataclysm and the future. While he holds a special relationship with his younger brother^note yes, Bob's the younger one, he won't hesitate to take down evil pyromancers. However this doesn't mean he won't side with heroic fire users like Firestorm. To his utter joy, they can transmute tons and tons of ice cream, though it took a while to get the flavor right.
• Applies to Bob
  • Bob's a supervillain and damn proud of it, even if he's not that much of a villain nowadays. Mega Man 6 happened allegedly when George suggested otherwise. So while he's not an active member of the Grand United Alliance of Evil, he still has some ties. Melkor has enticed him to be more committed, claiming to be his grandfather. Bob didn't buy it, said he was an ugly loser who can't get laid, and believes Lucifer is his real grandpa. This is because he respects his rebelliousness against his tyrannical creator.
    • George isn't sure that Lucifer is his grandpa, but doesn't mind him and agrees with Bob that YHVH is a complete tool.
  • Bob likes to go to the beaches in the House of Nature, and often invites the Final Fantasy VII gods to join him, except for Hojo. Yeah, he's a supervillain, but even he needs off-time. He also seems to have the hots for Tifa. Surprisingly for their past history he and the Mega Man deities like to hang out. When asked why, he pointed out it there was a couple of times he was OK settling down and he served as an Anti-Hero in the Rockman Universe before Alternate Future Megaman and Bass ruined everything. Also they chilled at Acapulco.
  • Bob has a weird tendency to make any of the Japanese gods act like rude and uncivilized assholes. The sole exceptions to this are Panty and Stocking, to the surprise of no one. Still, the two angels prefer to stay away from the half-demons. George has this effect, but to a lesser extent. On the plus side he's an absolute wizard when it comes to software so Japanese gods related to Technology have benefited from his arrival.
  • You can find Bob utilizing his fire powers in the House of Fire and Heat. Most villainous deities have goals that won't work for Bob, though Ragnaros is an exception and he thinks Bob is cool. Bob likes fellow pyromancer Azula too, due to her ambitions and desire to prove herself. He's rather disgusted by her father's treatment of her, so there's some sympathy there.
  • Never say lewd things about his mother, though given she's a succubus this may be over-reacting. The last guy who said he saw her at the Succubus District was found as a pile of ashes. Also, he hates all clones and guys named Jed. While they're called the Jedi, Bob isn't on good terms with them even if he doesn't actively oppose them. Partly the use of clones in the Clone Wars, and partly the time he played Sith Lord as Darth Volcanus. The actual Darth Vader remains silent on his cosplay.

@RJ

Also a for Thouzer

for both

Here's Wilson and Chester once again.

• Wilson is shown to hate spiders (Though is fine with Webber, being a friendly Half-Human Hybrid and all). Any spiders that he'd particularly dislike? How about people who made a Deal with the Devil out of desperation, like Wilson did?
• Once again, any similar creature that Chester could interact with?

Wilson Percival Higgsbury, God of Gentlmanly Scholars

• Demigod, though capable of slaying Lesser Gods with enough prep time
• Symbol: His rather noticeable hair
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portifolio: Intelligent Gentlemen, Bookworms That Can Kill Monsters, For Science!, Prone To Buffy Speak, Rather Normal Gameplay-Wise, A Genius With Moments Of Stupidity, Cracks Puns Constantly, Anime Hair, Can Grow A Beard
• Domains: Science, Survival, Manners, Beards
• Allies: Steve and Alex, Pi and Richard Parker, The Sole Survivor, Josuke Higashikata
• Enemies: The Beast
• Pities: Winslow and Wake
• Unsure of: The Mann Co. Mercs
• Wilson P. Higgsbury was a scientist who was starved of ideas. Anything that he made would just fail and blow up in his face. One day, however, he heard a strange voice coming from his radio, telling him that it could grant him "Ultimate Knowledge", which a desperate Wilson was quick to agree with. The immediate building frenzy that came with the knowledge resulted in a dimensional mirror that promptly sucked Wilson in, transporting him to a Death World where resources were scarce and finite, hostile and strange creatures roamed, and the night itself would kill him if he stayed in it for too long. Against all odds, Wilson manages to survive in these deadly conditions, and even managed to rally up some other survivors to work together (Albeit after an incident involving the dreaded Nightmare Throne) to make survival easier. Wilson and his friends goals were simple: DON'T STARVE.
• Or, at least, that's what it was. After an incident involving some teleporting guy, he had found himself in the Pantheon, confused but otherwise ecstatic to be out of The Constant. Looking around for some answers, he eventually came across the Court Of The Gods, who he figured looked important, and explained his plight to them. After some quick research on where he came from, they ascended him as a god proper. A few years later, Wilson had come across his profile, and noticed that it was rather lacking in terms of length. As such, he requested that it would be reworked with more info obtained since his ascension, which the gods agreed to.
• Even out of The Constant, Wilson isn't safe from darkness. Apparently, Wilson has obtained some sort of "Curse", where every location he goes to would emulate the Day/Night cycle of The Constant. To put it simply, during the Day he's free to roam around and gather supplies and make friends, while when it's Night, the darkness suddenly becomes deadly because of the sudden presence of The Night Monster, Charlie, who'll shave off massive bits of Wilson's health if he gets hit by her. Not to mention, enough loss of his sanity and he'll be attacked by numerous shadow creatures. Oh, and he'll randomly get attacked by wolves, because THEY are dicks. For those reasons, Wilson spends most of his day gathering supplies and weapons for the night, getting himself prepared for the deadly darkness. Oh, and this thankfully only affects Wilson and no one else, as they can't even see what Wilson sees thanks to the curse.
• It wasn't long until he decided to seek out other survivors within the Pantheon, mostly to seek help for his newfound curse. One of the first of these was Steve and Alex, both of whom he found casually punching a tree apart with their fists. Being impressed by this, he quickly started a conversation with the two, and found out that their world, while still far from an ideal vacation spot, was much more preferable to The Constant. Wilson was also jealous of the duo's ability of creating whole houses from simple blocks, while he and the others could only manage a bunch of walls at best. Still didn't prevent them from getting along, however.
  • Wilson also has nothing short of respect for shipwreck survivor Pi, in no small part due to the fact he managed to survive being marooned at sea with basically nothing but some wreckage, a life boat, and a tiger, even admitting that he couldn't see himself surviving with those odds, even if he's had experience with being shipwrecked before. Pi was similarly impressed by Wilson managing to survive a Death World where night literally killed you, something that Pi probably would not've survive due to a lack of light. The two can be seen conversing about their experiences.
  • On the less optimistic side of the spectrum, Wilson can't help but pity Lighthouse watchers Winslow and Wake, both of whom weren't as lucky as Pi was, having succumbed to insanity and had possibly died in the process. As Wilson is regularly fighting to keep himself sane, he admits that he could relate to the two. Sure, they were both terrible people, but there's no harm in feeling bad about them, right? That said, he's also curious about the Lighthouse itself, as he notes that by his experience, the "hallucinations" from said locations were a wee bit specific to be simple mental trauma. Then again, his own shadowy hallucinations also attacked him, so he admits that he's really not one to talk.
• One of the more important survival tips while in The Constant is to make sure that you have a good base, as it could prepare you for things such as wolf attacks, giant ambushes, and the like, not to mention a nifty place to safely store loot. This is a habit that Wilson has carried over into The Pantheon, where he's often seen collecting materials to expand upon his temple, which is one such base. Someone he found massively helpful in this regard is The Sole Survivor, a fellow survivor that also specializes in building forts and bases, often filling them with more lethal traps. The two can be seen conversing on what would make the best fort in case of a wolf attack.
• As someone who's dealt with hostile shadowy beings, he figured from the start that The Beast, a being who needs to steal souls in order to survive, was bad news. Hell, he even considers the being to be worse Tham Charlie, as at least she clearly didn't have much choice in the matter of becoming The Night Monster, while The Beast relishes the horrible deeds he needs to do in order to survive. The Beast, figuring that the experienced Wilson would be a threat to his own survival, has started targeting him as of recently, though thankfully Wilson is usually prepared enough to ward off The Beast, at least temporarily.
• At this point, you've probably noticed Wilson's odd hair. It's shown to be able to withstand such disasters as monster attacks and explosions without taking a scratch, and some gods noticed in X-rays that it actually has bones inside of it. He's also quite sensitive about people messing with his hair, even if nobody could really damage it in the first place. As such, he could relate to the similar problem Josuke Higashikata has, though he does consider him beating the crap outta the perpetrator a bit overreactive. Aside from that, he's able to make friends with Josuke, finding his healing abilities quite handy for recovering from Hound attacks.
  • Speaking of his hair, it seems that Mann Co. had taken interest in his universe, even designing a few of their products to resemble both Wilson's hair (The Wilson Weave) and The Ham Bat (The Ham Shank) and giving them out to their mercenaries to wear and battle with. Wilson's fine with it for the most part, as you can't really claim ownership to hair styles and slabs of ham, but otherwise he's a bit conflicted with the mercs themselves. On the one hand, he's glad that they're not killing innocents and quite a few of them can be pretty affable, but on the other hand, they're still a bunch of psychopaths who kill each other for fun, something that understandably unnerves the scientist. Although he swears that he once saw someone like the Pyro in The Constant once...

Chester, God of Storing Items By Eating Them (Otto Von Chesterfield, Esq., Shadow Chester, Snow Chester)

• Demigod
• Symbol: The Eye Bone
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portifolio: Can Hold Up To 6 Items Inside His Stomach, Series Mascot, Acts Like A Dog (And A Very Cute One, At That), A Benevolent Chest Monster, Punny Name
• Domains: Chests, Companions, Pets, Fur
• Heralds: Hutch, Packim Baggims, Ro Bin
• Allies: Wilson, Rusty, Rico
• Enemies: The Reaper
• The Constant is full of many strange and frightening creatures, most of which are incredibly hostile. However, there are a good few friendly, or at least neutral, creatures to balance it out, with one of the most noteworthy being Chester. A creature resembling a, well, chest, he's summoned once someone finds and holds the Eye Bone, after which Chester would act like a mobile storage, being able to hold up to 6 items in his stomach while following you around. Despite its lack of combat abilities, he's still rather useful if one is looking for extra storage space. Plus, he's as friendly and energetic as a dog. Who doesn't love dogs?
• One day in the Pantheon, a few gods were wondering around when they suddenly came across a strange bone with an eye on it. Picking it up out of curiosity, they were shortly met with a strange, dog-like creature that followed them around as they continued walking. Eventually, they found out about his Stomach of Holding and promptly started taking advantage of the fact, putting some useless junk they had that was weighing them down. A short while later, after becoming fond of the little guy, they were approached by the scientist Wilson, who told them that the creature was his and he accidentally dropped the Eye Bone, which as it turns out summons Chester to serve whoever is holding it. After Chester proved Wilsons claims by being more affectionate towards him than he usually is towards others, he was returned to Wilson, who took him to The Court Of The Gods to get him ascended, which was why he was here in the first place.
  • After he was properly ascended for the title of Stomach of Holding, he can usually be seen with Wilson helping him hold and obtain supplies for survival. Occasionally however, his Eye Bone would get lost and end up in the hands of another god, in which case Chester would be seen following and helping them instead. Wilson usually has to track him down and ask for him back, to his annoyance. With that said, Chester still considers Wilson to be his true owner, only going along with his Eye Bone stchick because hey, that's his nature. Without anyone possessing the Bone, Chester acts like a regular animal, albeit one slightly smarter than average, wondering around The Pantheon and having interactions of his own.
• One of the first friends Chester made while in The Pantheon was Rico of the Madagascar Penguins, a explosion loving penguin whose notorious for the same kind of stomach storage that Chester is capable of, if not more-so. Rico, finding the little monster to be rather relatable due to this, can be sometimes seen teaching Chester how to swallow and store bigger objects. So far, Chester has been able to store half a Science Machine in his digestion system. Wilson also often watches over the two, as while he notes that the training has been rather useful all things considered, he's still concerned about the Penguins generally unhinged attitudes, Rico especially. Nothing really bad has happened between the two so far, but only time will tell if that holds up.
• Chester once decided to try and befriend the holder of Chest Monster, figuring that, being a chest monster himself, they would get along. What he didn't realize was that not only was the trope not restricted to literal mimics, just monsters who came out of chests, said holder was also a hostile Grim Reaper duel wielding revolvers ready to kill anything in front of it. Chester had to hightail it out of their as fast as possible to avoid getting killed by it. His second attempt at companionship went much better, as he ended up befriending a friendly mimic called Rusty, who led his own team of friendly dungeon monsters acting as adventurers. Chester is more than happy to accompany them if they happened to come across the Eye Bone, which suspiciously happens a lot more than one would expect.

Lolth and Ungoliant are menacing spiders.

Faust and Jeanne made some devilish deals.

Kirby can store things in his stomach, which he can either swallow or spit out.

Edited by Excessive-Menace on Apr 1st 2021 at 5:25:11 AM

No idea what he'd think of Muffet, a spider who serves food made of spiders, but I'm sure he'd think it very strongly.

Edited by thecnoNSMB on Apr 1st 2021 at 6:25:44 AM

Done with this.

Hanshiro Tsugumo, God of Seppuku

• Demigod
• Symbol: A broken katana and a set of destroyed samurai armor
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: A lone ronin with a just cause against a corrupt and arrogant clan, shows contempt by wrecking the Ii's ancestral armor and committing seppuku, thrown into obscurity by the Ii
• Domains: Samurai, Rituals, Vengeance, Rebellion, Seppuku
• Heralds: Miho (his daughter), Motome Chijiwa (his adoptive son/son-in-law), Kingo (his grandson)
• Allies: Sanjuro, The Seven Samurai, Kenshin Himura, Samurai Jack, Nathan Algren, Eddard Stark, Seita and Setsuko Yokokawa
• Hanshiro Tsugumo, a ronin, arrived at the manor of the proud Ii clan, requesting to commit seppuku on their estate. The Ii were suspicious, as there was a trend of ronin claiming to want to perform seppuku, but really hoping to invoke sympathy and through that, find employment or at least obtain a few coins. The Ii had already dealt with one by forcing him to go through with his stated intention. Hanshiro seemed sincere enough, however his three choices for a kaishakunin were not readily available, so while he waited for one to be fetched, he told the Ii the story of what led him to that point.
  • As it turns out, the ronin the Ii had dealt with before was an adopted son of Hanshiro, Motome Chijiwa, placed under his care after Motome's father committed suicide in Hanshiro's stead to accompany their disgraced lord. Motome married Hanshiro's daughter Miho and they had a child, Kingo, but the impoverished family faced hard times. Miho and Kingo fell ill and a desperate Motome did whatever he could to gather money for a doctor, including pawning off his prized swords. That was when he got the idea of going to the Ii and pulling a suicide bluff to garner their sympathy. Soon after his horrible death, Kingo and Miho succumbed to their illness, leaving Hanshiro with nothing to live for.
  • Hanshiro then revealed he had already defeated all his chosen kaishakunin, who had played a large part in Motome's murder. They lived, but were irredeemably disgraced according to bushido. Ironically, they refused to commit seppuku to atone for their failures and instead feigned illness, even though they had been so vehement in making Motome follow through against his will. The Ii, outraged at Hanshiro's accusations, attempted to kill him, but Hanshiro was a formidable opponent and took down several of their number, who had never seen true combat. In the end, however, he was overwhelmed by their numbers, but he was still able to commit seppuku in the proper way as a last show of contempt to the Ii.
• Hanshiro found himself in a grassy plain within the Pantheon following his death. He didn't know where he was yet, but he thought for sure it was the afterlife and he looked forward to seeing Miho, Motome and Kingo again. He set out in a random direction, eventually reaching the Main House where he met the higher gods, who explained where he was and what they intended for him. Hanshiro realized it wasn't quite the afterlife he thought, but it didn't particularly bother him so long as he could see his family again. He asked the higher gods for permission to let him show them how much that meant to him, then proceeded to slash his stomach. Of course, he was healed immediately by the gods' power before he could even lose consciousness, and was told that his wishes were known and he would find his family when he got to his temple. Hanshiro thus found peace after settling with his family in the Pantheon.
• Ultimately, Hanshiro's story is one about how those in power will abuse the established social structure and traditions to crush those beneath them. That's a familiar problem for a lot of samurai in the Pantheon, who have often found themselves disillusioned with a corrupt lord, among other situations. These commonalities are why sometimes Hanshiro gets surprising visits from fellow samurai in his temple (made to resemble his old home). Hanshiro is always a bit cagey when meeting a samurai for the first time, as he wishes only to live in peace with his family, making fans and umbrellas, and not get dragged into any of the conflicts he has heard are constantly raging within the Pantheon. In this regard, Motome can be a source of some concern of Hanshiro, as he is still youthful and idealistic enough to express interest in joining the war effort for a good cause.
• Fortunately, one of the first samurai he met, Sanjuro, had no interest whatsoever in trying to indoctrinate Hanshiro in any of the business involving the Pantheonic conflicts. Being a rather jaded loner to begin with, Sanjuro has similar, fairly cynical views as Hanshiro and scorns the Pantheon's Forever War. Sanjuro was simply interested in befriending a fellow warrior who got screwed over, and offering his help if anything came up. Being a drifter, Sanjuro isn't seen a whole lot by Hanshiro, but the latter at least seems to like his attitude and smarts.
• Also keeps a pretty good relationship with the Seven Samurai, respecting them for their choice to defend a peasant village from bandits for almost no pay of any sort, not because they were following a lord's orders but because it was the right thing to do. Hanshiro particularly gets on with their wise and reasonable leader Kambei. Conversely, he's had to teach that clown Kikuchiyo to respect his elders, though Hanshiro reckons the maverick peasant-turned-samurai, despite acting like a buffoon most of the time, has a lot of insight into how those in power trample on those beneath them. As far as Hanshiro is concerned, Kikuchiyo and the rest of the seven are truer samurai than anyone in the Ii clan. But he takes care not to let these thoughts be known to Kikuchiyo so he doesn't get a big head.
• While doing some research on his own on the samurai of the Pantheon, Hanshiro became interested in the story of one Kenshin Himura, who refused to commit seppuku and instead chose to wander through Japan in search of an alternate form of atonement. Eventually, after some adventures, Kenshin settled down and started a family. Hanshiro feels like that's a rather better thing to do with one's life than throw it away for a cause that may not be worth it. After visiting Kenshin personally and talking with the pleasant redheaded samurai about their respective experiences, Hanshiro seems to think even more highly of him. Kenshin for his part laments Hanshiro's sad fate and the corruption of the Ii clan.
• Evidently, a man from the Sengoku era like him had a fair amount of things to get used to upon getting placed into the Pantheon, which is a very hi-tech place in certain areas. Despite that, Hanshiro took many of his discoveries with a samurai's typical stoicism, no matter how outlandish they got for him. He supposes he is rather luckier than Samurai Jack, who was thrust into the far future by his worst enemy and thus had a lot to acclimate himself to with a lot more pressure upon him. Incidentally, Jack has also attempted seppuku, but was talked out of it by the woman who would become his wife, Ashi. Hanshiro finds that to be an extremely and uniquely fortuitous turn of events.
• Was surprised to meet a foreigner who came to embrace the samurai way of life for the rest of his life. That foreigner is Nathan Algren, who had to pay his respects to the newest admirable samurai. With that said, the events that had befallen Hanshiro did shock Nathan, who has little exposure to the dark side of the samurai. Hanshiro is not particularly sorry about it as he doesn't think it's good at all to have an over-romanticized view of the samurai, as they truly are good for nothing outside of war. That may sound like Hanshiro and Nathan are on bitter terms, but that's not the case, with Nathan recognizing the injustices Hanshiro went through, and Hanshiro recognizing that Nathan found peace in the samurai village that he couldn't find anywhere else and he doesn't wish to strip him of that.
• Hanshiro knows better than anyone that there's a big difference between looking honorable (like, say, the Ii) and actually being so. He is therefore pretty skeptical of those who claim to uphold honor as a core value of theirs. At least one deity who passes in his eyes is Eddard Stark, after Hanshiro heard about how he took Jon Snow under his wing, passing him off as his bastard son, to protect him, tarnishing his public image in doing so but ultimately doing the right thing in saving the life of an innocent child. The two grizzled warriors hold each other in high regard, especially considering they both went up against powerful factions (the Lannisters, in Stark's case) that were hypocritically abusing the systems of values that backed them up, and they both perished in doing so despite being completely in the right.
• Hanshiro has studied how his country evolved after the war-torn Sengoku era and is gladdened to know that the samurai as a caste are no more and that Japan has largely settled into a peaceful country. Which is not to say that there weren't some unfortunate events along the road, such as Japan going through a phase where the samurai and bushido were lionized, leading to their involvement in World War II, in which they committed many atrocities. Hanshiro is deeply ashamed that the mere existence of samurai led to such a tragedy in the long run. It's for that reason that he has taken an unusually strong interest in the Yokokawa children, seeing that they were victims of what Hanshiro terms their country's foolhardiness and he's protective of them. The older of the children, Seita, strongly identifies with the older samurai, seeing that he's just as disillusioned with his society as Hanshiro.

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