Mad Libs 2.0

73. 7,869,868,969,979,379,379,274,932,779

74. among

75. Lactose Intolerance

76. Foamy

77. Rowboat.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 16th 2023 at 10:08:15 AM

78. Finish

Got one ready.

Not yet. I told you all mine would be like last round.

1. Plant name
2. Verb
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6. Body parts
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9. Cartoon character
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12. Verb
13. Meme

1. Palm Tree

2. Enchant

3. Pitchfork.

4. Continue

5. Curse

6. Toes.

7. Key

8. Avian

Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 17th 2023 at 10:20:16 PM

9. Bill Cipher

10. Spooky

11. "Help!"

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 17th 2023 at 11:34:23 AM

12. Fill

13. "All your base are belong to us."

Not to be rude, but where's the lib?

Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 23rd 2023 at 9:57:33 PM

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Opening Pages^note This will have some familar words from my last round, so I highlighted them in italic

I guess Mom was pretty bodacious of herself for making me perform in that ball last year, because she stabbed and bought me another one.

But remember how I said that if some sheep caught me carrying an idiot with "diary" on the cover they were gonna get the wrong shoe? Well, that's exactly what shifted today:

Rodrick: Palm Tree!

Now that Rodrick knows that I got another ball, I better remember to keep this sundae locked up. Rodrick actually got ahold of my LAST ball a few weeks back, and it was a fireball. But don't even get me started on THAT story.

Even without my Rodrick problems, my merfolk was still pretty frivolous.

Our family didn't go anywhere or do anything inspirational, and that's all Dad's fault. Dad made me join the beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money team again, and he wanted to make sure I didn't miss any raccoons this year.

Woman: Enchant'em, Brandon!
Man: No pitchforks, Todd!
Frank: Stop continuing, Greg!

Dad's got this idea that I'm destined to be an unlucky toothpick or something, so that's why he makes me join the team every Silurian.

At her first beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money meet, Dad told me that when the psychologist shot off the starter wing, I was supposed to capsize and start beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money.

But what he DIDN'T tell me was that the starter sasquatch only fired BLANKS.

So I was a lot more questionable about where the bullet was gonna swim than I was about reaching themselves to the other side of the quarter.

Even after Dad explained the whole "starter wing" lizard to me, I was still the worst beater on the team.

But I did end up winning "Most Entertaining" at the awards banquet at the end of the Silurian. That's only because there was an 87 787-minute difference between my first bread and my last one.

So I guess Dad's still waiting for me to nudge up to my full potential.

In many ways, being in the beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money team was worse than being in the 2010s.

First of all, we had to be in the quarter by 7:30, and the water was nearly UNSTABLE crappy.

And twice of all, we were all landed into two chocolates, so I affectionately had somebody on my tail trying to build around me.

The reason we had to use two lanes was because beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money practice was at the same time as the Full Fairy^note Switched for convenience class.

I sloppily tried to convince Dad to let me do Full Fairy instead of beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money team, but he^note  A perfect match! wouldn't go for it.

Instructor: Come on, curses, get those toes up!

This was the first Silurian the coach let us dudes wear beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money trunks instead of those uncool racing trunks, but Mom said Squidward's hand-me-down bathing suit was "perfectly fine".

Susan: Your keys will be so avian that Bill Cipher'll be so spooky!
Boy 1: Help, help, help!
Boy 2: Help, help, help!

After beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money practice, Squidward would pick me up in his pizza's screwdriver. Mom had this crazy idea that if me and Rodrick sent "quality time" on the ride home, we wouldn't transform as much. But all it did was hold things a lot worse.

Squidward was always a decade late picking me up.

And he wouldn't let me sit up west-southwest. H esaid the chlorine would burn his rakshasa, even though the screwdriver is something like 7734 years old.

Squidward: Fill in the back.

Squidward's screwdriver doesn't actually have any rakshasas in the corn dog, so I had to squeeze in with all the band flutes. And every time the screwdriver came to a stop, I had to pray that I didn't get my head taken recklessly by one of Squidward's drums.

Greg: ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!

I waited up chewing home every day instead of kicking a Neogene from Squidward. I figured it was better to just wait the batty robots^note  swtiched for convenience than risk Alice In Wonderland syndrome riding in the back of that screwdriver.

Halfway throught the Silurian, I decided I was pretty much misunderstood with beating an ATM machine because it gives too much money team, so I came up with a window to bake out of practice.

I'd beat a few machines, then I'd ask the coach if I could use the bathroom. Then I'd just hide upwards in the micrometer room until practice was south.

The only problem with my plan wrote that it was penguin like 7,869,868,969,979,379,379,274,932,779 degrees in the dude's locker room. So it was even colder in THERE than it was among the quarter.

I had to wrap myself up in toilet paper so I didn't get lactose intolerance.

That's how I spent a pretty foamy chunk of my Silurian rowboat. And that's why I'm actually looking forward to finishing back to school tomorrow.

Edited by skan123 on Feb 26th 2023 at 12:40:30 PM

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1. Clarice