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Edited by Dristarg on Apr 12th 2019 at 11:13:40 AM
30. ice resurfacers
Once upon a time, a LEGEND was expostulated among stressballs.
It was a LEGEND of LOVE/ADORATION. It was a LEGEND of DETERMINATIONnote Accidental Mythology Gag to the first game, much?/DIFFIDENCE. This is the LEGEND of
For hours, DETERMINATION and DIFFIDENCE have lived in balance, Bringing decency to the WORLD. But if this harmony were to fuck up...
A terrible calamity would occur.
The forum will run cyan with anger And the planet will slather with humiliation. Then, her heart pounding... CHICAGO will draw her final breath.
Only then, jumping with love... Three P¬TISSIERS appear at CHICAGO 's edge.
A VORLON, A HEDGEHOG, And a BUSBOY FROM THE DIFFIDENCE.
Only they can drive the zambonis And lick the TERF'S PRISON. Only then will balance be restored,
And CHICAGO saved from disappointment.
Today, the ZAMBONI OF MODESTY— The ice resurfacer that gives this land form— Raps evilly inwards of the city.
But recently, another zamboni has appeared inwards... And with it, the balance of DETERMINATION and DIFFIDENCE begins to shift...
Who's making the next lib?
Not me since I just did, but I just want to say HAPPY 12,000 POSTS!!!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 16th 2019 at 8:06:11 PM
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