
Don't mind me, I'm just biding my time...
Howdy! Name's Erin582. I've been a member since late 2013.
I love The Simpsons, Dougnote , Ed, Edd n Eddynote , Married... with Children, In Living Color!, Saved by the Bell, The Golden Girls, Jem, The Legend of Zelda (especially Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time and A Link Between Worlds), The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the James Bond films, Rocko's Modern Life, Nintendo, video game cartoons and a whole lot of other things.
I collect dolls (especially fashion dolls like Barbie), I love to read, write short stories, cruise thrift stores for hard-to-find old toys and films and go to plays, I love the majority of video game cartoons and I have a VERY active imagination. I'm proud of my imagination; it's gotten me through some rather rough and lonely times.
What else is there to know about me?
- I tend to quote The Simpsons on a near-daily basis.
- I prefer A Walk to Remember over The Notebook.
- I actually tried to couch-dive like the Eds did (even though I was 14 and did it in my mattress!)
- I rooted hard for Max and Kenny and Sly and Lorena to get together.
- I wish that Family Matters and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air did a crossover (although the ending credits where James Avery appeared on the latter show surprising Reginald VelJohnson and hugging him was good enough.)
- The older I get, the more I identify with Al Bundy, Ed Bighead and Squidward Tentacles.
- I wanted to go to Bayside High and Hillman College when I was a kid.
- I've always wondered what Dr. Kahn and Nanny looked like.note
- If I ever get an orange tabby and a beagle, I plan to name them Garfield and Odie, respectively.
- I like to stand at the top of the escalator like Mr. Bean sometimes.
- I wish that The Critic was more widely-known.
- In high school, I dressed up as Mario, Vegeta and Sailor Jupiter for my sophomore, junior and senior years on Halloween.
- 1997 was quite possibly the most life-altering year for me due to my own sense of self and my love of pop-culture becoming much more refined.
- It's fine to want to keep the peace around here, but if you're the type who lives to "correct" a troper's "wrong" examples or edits (who isn't breaking the rules or doing much in the way of harm to the site or the integrity of the trope or work) and you are not a mod, please stop. Like Fighteer once said, "Don't backseat mod".
- I thought Hibiscus Island was a real place.
- I used to confuse Vicki Lawrence and Carol Burnett when I was younger.
- My absolute favorite Pokémon is Charmander, so needless to say that I was quite peeved when it evolved into Charmeleon in the anime.
- I imagined that my mirror was like a painting that was really a dimension to another world.
- I never made a pillow fort; I just hid under my covers (usually ruining my hair in the process) and played underneath my bed.
- In addition to Halloween and Christmas, I also like to decorate my home for Easter.
- The first film I ever saw in theaters was Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (and I fell asleep by the end).
- I always failed the All That challenge.note
- I was an expert at Rock N' Roll Jeopardy.
- I wished that Timothy Dalton was able to do at least one more James Bond film, but for what it's worth, at least both of his films ended happily.
- Speaking of the Daltonator, if you dislike him as Bond, dislike the North American version of Super Mario Bros. 2 and are unwilling to give green ketchup a chance, then we cannot be friends.
- I always liked Billie over Christine; she was more down-to-earth and not a shameless example of a Mary Sue.
- I always preferred The Snorks to The Smurfs.
- The "Obey Your Thirst" Sprite ad campaign was one of the most brilliant commercials to ever be conceived.
- One of my worst pop culture memories happened when I was able to encounter the popular "My Best Friend Plank" video from the beginning and I pressed the record button on my VCR...only for the screen to flash a "No video tape in recorder" notice. I was devastated.
- I love gifts that are considered "uncool" and "uninspired", like snowglobes, gift cards and popcorn tins.
- Every time that I stay in a hotel, I have to watch "Mr. Bean in Room 426."
- I'm convinced Lady Tremaine and Maleficent are the same person.
- Meet Joe.
Joe's a Nice Guy, a good boss, a professional who respects deadlines, doesn't harm children and is proud to age gracefully. Be more like Joe.
- And, of course, I wish that Flintstones Chewable Morphine was real.
You'll see me creeping around every now and then. More to come soon...
Creator pages that I have made:
- Linden Ashby
- James Avery
- Barbara Bach
- Emily Bergl
- Sterling K. Brown
- Hilarie Burton
- Danny Cooksey
- Loretta Devine
- Kimberly Elise
- Kathryn Erbe
- Marla Gibbs
- Greg Giraldo
- Anthony Michael Hall
- Dorian Harewood
- Justin Hartley
- Jill Hennessy
- Don Johnson
- John Larroquette
- Melissa Leo
- Costas Mandylor
- S. Epatha Merkerson
- Matthew Modine
- Chris Mulkey
- Diane Neal
- Chris O'Donnell
- Scott Patterson
- Josh Peck
- Piper Perabo
- Anthony Rapp
- Anika Noni Rose
- Katey Sagal
- Jon Seda
- Greg Sestero
- Shawnee Smith
- Mira Sorvino
- Talisa Soto
- John Stamos
- Marlo Thomas
- Tracie Thoms
- Donnie Wahlberg
- Michael K. Williams
- Vanessa Williams
Works that I have created pages for:
- 413 Hope St.
- Angel Eyes
- Any Day Now
- Barbie 1991
- Behind the Music
- Corrina, Corrina
- Degrassi: School's Out!
- Fifteen And Pregnant
- A Friend To Die For
- Friends Til The End
- Great Balls of Fire!
- Human Trafficking
- Kid Farm
- Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows
- Mo' Better Blues
- Out of Time
- Saved by the Bell: The College Years
- Slap Her... She's French
- A Snow White Christmas
- Talk Soup
Franchise Actor indexes that I have created:
- Law & Order Actors
- Saw Actors
- Scream Actors
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Actors
- Tyler Perry Media Actors
Tropes that I have created/launched:
- "Better if Not Born" Plot
- Elder Employee
- Grandparent Favoritism
- Hand Puppet Mockery
- Massage of Love
- Microphone Swinging
- Taped-Over Turmoil
- Whispered Threat
- Worst Wedding Ever
Works (and/or their subpages) that I regularly contribute tonote :
- America's Next Top Model note
- Behind the Music note
- Bride of Chucky note
- California Dreams note
- Class Act note
- Cold Case note
- Coronation Street note
- Dead Meat note
- The Disaster Artist note
- A Diva's Christmas Carol note
- Doctor Who note
- Doug note
- The Facts of Life note
- The Family That Preys note
- Forensic Files note
- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air note
- Glitter note
- The Golden Girls note
- Heat note
- Homicide: Life on the Street note
- In Living Color! note
- James Bond note
- Jem note
- Kill Bill note
- Law & Order note
- Law & Order: Criminal Intent note
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit note
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time note
- Living Single note
- Mama's Family note
- Married... with Children note
- Martin note
- Melrose Place note
- The New Edition Story note
- New York Undercover note
- Odd Girl Out note
- Passions note
- Picket Fences note
- The Players Club note
- Rocko's Modern Life note
- Sam & Mickey note
- Saved by the Bell note
- Saved by the Bell: The College Years note
- Saw note
- Showgirls note
- The Simpsons note
- Soul Food note
- The Soup note
- Third Rate Gamer note
- The Twilight Zone (2002) note
- Unsolved Mysteries note
- Valley of the Dolls note
- Why Did I Get Married? note
- Why Did I Get Married Too? note
Miscellaneous:
- Act of True Love
- Adorkable
- Ambulance Cut
- Audience-Alienating Premise
- Awesome Music
- Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other
- Bait-and-Switch
- "Better if Not Born" Plot
- Better Than It Sounds
- Big "NO!"
- Big Ol' Eyebrows
- Big "WHY?!"
- Bootstrapped Theme
- Broken Aesop
- But I Can't Be Pregnant!
- But We Used a Condom
- Characterization Marches On
- Chewing the Scenery
- Cool Old Guy
- Cool Old Lady
- Corpsing
- Creator Recovery
- Draco in Leather Pants
- Dysfunction Junction
- Ensemble Dark Horse
- Epic Fail
- Fan-Preferred Couple
- Genki Girl
- Getting Crap Past the Radar
- Grandparent Favoritism
- Ham-to-Ham Combat
- Headscratchers
- Heartwarming in Hindsight
- Heterosexual Life-Partners
- Hilarious in Hindsight
- Hostility on the Set
- Insistent Terminology
- Jerkass Has a Point
- Just You and Me and My GUARDS!
- Keet
- Kent Brockman News
- Kitschy Local Commercial
- Lame Comeback
- Lantern Jaw of Justice
- Large Ham
- Laser-Guided Karma
- Last Note Nightmare
- Later Installment Weirdness
- Launcher of a Thousand Ships
- Mean Character, Nice Actor
- Memetic Mutation
- Mr. Imagination
- Mr. Fanservice
- Ms. Fanservice
- Narm
- Never Live It Down
- Never My Fault
- Nice Character, Mean Actor
- Nightmare Fuel
- Noodle Incident
- Not Afraid of You Anymore
- Off-Model
- Old Shame
- Overshadowed by Awesome
- Overshadowed by Controversy
- Our Slogan Is Terrible
- The Patient Has Left the Building
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
- Progressively Prettier
- Reality Ensues
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech
- Retroactive Recognition
- Rule of Sean Connery
- Screaming Birth
- Screw the Rules, I Make Them!
- Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful!
- Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right!
- So Bad, It's Horrible
- So Beautiful, It's a Curse
- Spiritual Successor
- Stylistic Suck
- Suspiciously Similar Song
- Take Our Word for It
- Toilet Seat Divorce
- Took a Level in Badass
- Took a Level in Jerkass
- Took a Level in Kindness
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!
- True Companions
- Unintentionally Sympathetic
- Unintentionally Unsympathetic
- Unnecessary Makeover
- Values Dissonance
- Values Resonance
- Vindicated by Cable
- Vindicated by History
- Warp That Aesop
- Watch It for the Meme
- What Beautiful Eyes!
- What Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids?
- What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made on Drugs?
- Worst Wedding Ever
- WTH, Casting Agency?
- WTH, Costuming Department?
- X Meets Y
- Badass
- Blond Guys Are Evil
- Brown Eyes
- Cleopatra Nose
- Dangerously Genre Savvy
- Five Bad Band
- Getting Crap Past The Radar: The Simpsons
- Green Eyes
- Grey Eyes
- Hot Dad
- Hot Mom
- Memetic Sex God/dess
- Nightmare Fuel: Hot Fuzz
- Nightmare Fuel: Vanity Plates
- No Plot? No Problem!
- Snark Bait
- They Just Didn't Care
- Wall Bangers
- Your Cheating Heart