Because it's considered that Bigger Is Better in Bed, those men that have smaller genitalia are considered Acceptable Hard Luck Targets. This is almost always Played for Laughs, since Naked People Are Funny.
Compensating for Something is the related trope where an afflicted man owns a very large car (or boat, or fountain, etc.) so that he's got something large to show off.
It is one of the few body image tropes that is Always Male.
Possibly one of the reasons that Male Frontal Nudity is not common, since Most Writers Are Male. This is mostly a Take Our Word for It trope. Can be a part of a Humiliation Conga or Shameful Strip. "It's cold in here!" may be invoked as a (Truth in Television) defense.
- In the very first episode of A Bridge to the Starry Skies, Kazuma is seen naked by both Tsugumi and Senka after a mishap in the bathroom and later Senka teases him about his size.
- In the second episode of Dragonaut: The Resonance Jin wakes up naked in a room wearing only a sheet, that falls to the floor soon after Sieglinde enters the room prompting her to make a crack about him being a "Little man".
- Invoked by Akira Takizawa in Eden of the East. It lets him get away with running around naked in front of the White House earlier that episode. However, later in the episode, he claims it was due to the cold and his subsequent showing of it to a policewoman implies he has the opposite.
- In Gate, a random man thinks Yao Haa Dushi is a prostitute and tries to proposition her. She looks at his crotch and says his equipment looks so small that she doubts they would be able to do it. He runs away crying, and the bystanders all feel sorry for him.
- Kip McDowell of Green Blood. An entire arc is started after he kills a prostitute for calling him "cute."
- Takamura from Hajime no Ippo subverts the trope as he's strongly implied to be this, which would be the reason why he pranks and bullies Ippo who goes to the other way... but judging by his therapy session with Yamaguchi hundreds of chapters later, Takamura's size actually seems fairly average and maybe even on the bigger side; however, he's still apparently nothing compared to Ippo, and he instantly gets both insecure and enraged whenever Ippo gets positive attention from women.
- Japan in Hetalia: Axis Powers, according to Italy. In the Gag Dub, he says "... Japanese people grower, not shower."
- In Kill la Kill, Sanageyama has this, as shown when, after seeing him suffer complete Clothing Damage, Mako stares at his crotch in awe holding her index finger and thumb very close together◊. Ryuko's left Shoulder of Doom was enough to block it out entirely.
- On Linebarrels of Iron, Koichi has one according to Yui, after accidentally seeing him naked in episode 5.
- Keitaro from Love Hina is so ridiculously underdeveloped in that regard that when one of the girls saw him naked, she admitted that she wasn't freaked out.
- In the Lupin III manga, Lupin gets arrested and strip-searched and Zenigata can't even hold in his laughter. Lupin uses the "it's cold" defense.
- In Negima! Magister Negi Magi, Evangeline sees Negi naked, looks down, and makes fun of his size. Of course, Negi is only ten years old.
- One of the many ways the writers torture Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is by implying he has one of these by hiding his crotch with a box of toothpicks.◊
- Masataka Takayanagi of Tenjho Tenge is confirmed to be this early in the series, which he is shown to be very self-conscious about.
- Yujita of Vixens/Visionary has one so small that it reminds the girl he tries to sleep with of her little brother....who is in kindergarten. This leads to her (and his Jerkass friends) calling him Mr. Kindergarten. Ironically, it's later revealed the friend who gave him the name has an even smaller one than he does, much to Yujita's surprise and amusement.
Yujita: What the hell? You're the kindergartner!
- In Interspecies Reviewers, Kanchal has one of these. Granted, he's a halfling, so his "equipment" is probably on par with those of other male halflings, but he still has the smallest one of the Reviewers. Case in point, when the group went to the Fairy Brothel, he is told point-blank by the receptionist that every single girl at the establishment can handle him despite their strict size limits.
- In Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Panty can transform underwear into guns. For men's underwear, the size of the gun depends on the owner's girth (or lack thereof)—in one episode, when she needs a gun to fight a Ghost because hers isn't working, she gathers a large amount of underwear from male high school students and is frustrated to find out they're all tiny pistols. Then in a hilarious subversion, Briefs is packing a Shotgun.
- In Volume 3 of Bottom Tier Character Tomozaki, Tomozaki zings Nakamura in the onsen for having a tiny dick (and this after the boys have noticed that Tomozaki himself is packing something big). Nakamura manages to keep some of his dignity when he snarks back that unlike Tomozaki, at least he's gotten laid before.
- Adam Sandler's album Shh... Don't Tell features the skit "The Boss and the Secretary," a five-minute-and-eight-second small penis joke. At one point, The Boss instructs The Secretary to tell him that his penis is bigger than objects such as a Tic-Tac and half a grape. When she says that it's bigger than "all of those things put together," he stops her and tells her to keep her exaggerations within the realm of reality.
- Bill Engvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical Surfer Dude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.
- In a comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
- Yet another sketch: "Heavy Metal Morris Band" "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."
- Jim Gaffigan's "Mr. Universe" remarks on how Extenze has a foolproof business plan: In order for one to complain about their product's lack of effectiveness, one must admit to having a tiny penis.
- The producer who takes over Cherry Comics in "Cherry Gets It in the End (And Mom Does Too!)" is portrayed as having a comically small penis. The same applies to the first black man he hires to replace the boy Cherry was going to fellate in the same story.
- In the furry comic Cruelty, Tobias is said to be pretty small—even for a feline! Whether or not that's true is not confirmed.
- In the Vertigo Doom Patrol comic books, a man who is continually frustrated with the idea that he has a small penis eventually builds a Phallic Weapon for himself and goes out committing crimes as the villain known as Codpiece.
- Near the end of Preacher's first story arc, Sheriff Root's wife finally leaves him and leaves behind a scathing breakup letter that ends with "PS: I lied. Three inches is below average."
- In an 80's issue of Spider-Man, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend Black Cat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
Foreigner: I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.
Spider-Man: Yeah? What else did she say about me?
Foreigner: Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.
- There's one Underground Comics strip parodying ElfQuest. "Fluffer Nutter" lives with his family in the modern world, spends most of his time boozing and abuses his family. When Treestump's expy calls him out why he's so pissed despite being rich and famous, he shouts what the whole strip has been a build-up for, it seems: "I've got a teeny weeny pini!"
- In Ninja High School, Yama-san believes his nephew, Sammy, has one and assumes that's why he was so flustered by his uncle playfully pinching his crotch. In reality, it was because his "nephew" is actually his niece.
- In The Unfunnies, Pussywhisker is shown to have a very small penis when the fur covering his lower half is pulled down like pants to prepare for the surgical removal of his testicles after he is manipulated into believing he has testicular cancer.
- In general just as fanfic will do the opposite trope Bigger Is Better in Bed to the main characters, characters the author doesn't like (Ron the Death Eater especially) will be given this trope and mocked for it.
- In the Harry Potter fanfic The Power of Seven, Pansy Parkinson is shocked when Susan Bones comments that Draco Malfoy has a small penis as Pansy wonders how Susan found that out, when in reality Susan was just teasing Pansy to imply that she was jealous about Susan's own relationship with Harry and she really had no idea about Draco's size.
- Vale's Underground: Cinder says that this is the reason Hei Xiong goes by the name "Junior" in this story. She still has sex with him because his muscular build is perfect for manhandling her, but she still knows he's insecure about it. She even mocks him for it while having sex with him to make him angrier (and presumably to get him to rough her up more). However, Cinder is pretty much the only person willing to overlook it as Little Miss notes.
- It's implied that Superman suffers from this in We Love Our Two Dads due to the fact that he's embarrassed by his "Smallville" nickname and immediately makes up a paper-thin excuse to leave when Conner innocently asks if the "Smallville" nickname means he has a small penis. But then again, Clark may just not like the nickname and subsequently left because Conner's question was very personal.
- A major plot point in the caper film/comedy 9 Dead Gay Guys. After learning that a prominent member of the homosexual community was murdered with a cattle prod, one of the protagonists comes home with a cattle prod he found while performing sexual favors for booze money. Since the room he was in was pitch black, he could only identify the owner by the size of his penis: three and a half inches.
- American Pie:
- In American Reunion, Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
- Implied in Band Camp, during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about the large size of his manhood as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body, however, the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.
- America's Sweethearts: Gwen mentions to Kiki that sex with Hector was great cause he's "hot, handsome and can go for hours" but that the only downside is that he has a very small penis although this isn't enough to stop her from falling for him and leaving her husband.
- One of the villains of Among the Living turns out to be a child with some kind of bizarre disorder that has made it so that his body has prematurely aged into an adult one... with the exception of his penis, which is still child-sized.
- Anger Management: The beginning of the movie shows a teenaged Dave Buznik being pantsed by a bully in front of his crush. Everyone in the entire neighborhood, including the crush and the neighbors, laugh at Dave's "cocktail frank". This haunts Dave in adulthood, especially since his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend-and-current-best-friend turns out to have a big dick.
- In Another Gay Movie main character Jarod has a small penis. He finds an almost steampunk-looking penis enlarger in a friend's dad's bathroom and tries it out, resulting in a comically stretched out member.
- The Swedish-made Penis Enlarger is a running gag in Austin Powers.
- In Bedazzled (2000), Brendan Fraser's character is transformed into a huge sexy basketball player... who has laughably small equipment.
Allison: Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...
Elliot: What's teeny?!
- In Black Dynamite this actually serves as part of the main villain's plot to make a liquor black men love to drink but has the side effect of making their equipment extra small, so all other men are huge by comparison.
- The central gag of the mostly-disdained Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star.
- One of the most famous moments from Carry On Nurse revolves around an implication towards this joke. When two nurses help an embarrassed Bernie the boxer put on his pyjamas, he squirms and claims that he can do it himself, despite having a bandaged hand. What was one of the nurses' response? "What a fuss over such a little thing!" An-already ashamed Bernie gives in and lets the two women continue undressing him. Maybe that's why he's a boxer...
- The main character's "tiny schmeckle" is a running gag in Click.
- This is why the detective tailing Deuce Bigalow is so insecure — or as he puts it:
Detective Fowler: It's not too small, it's too thin, okay!? My dick is too thin! [yelling] I got a thin dick!
- And then subverted — his wife was cheating because he was so obsessed over this trope that he wasn't paying her any attention.
- The plot of the softcore horror-comedy Dickshark is kicked off when a major character uses an experimental penis enlargement cream.
- Fake Fruit Factory: The all-female workforce at the factory commiserate with one of their own, whose boyfriend/husband apparently has a less-than-impressive member.
"But he is made too small!"
"It doesn't matter. So his sausage is little."
"You say he has a funny little sausage?"
"Yeah, he could pass for a pig."
"It isn't even round! It's flat!"
- Foxy Brown has the title character and a friend pose as High Class Call Girls to allow them to get up close to a corrupt judge at a hotel sex party. After they strip him before sex, they immediately point and laugh at his genitals, asking him if there was a meat shortage. He laughs and plays along thinking this is all just part of the foreplay until he's pushed out of the room naked into the hallway crowded with people, and they tell him to take his wet noodle somewhere else while they go find a real man to please them.
- The German Sex Comedy The Fruit Is Ripe has a scene in which the main character hops in a bathtub with a man and eventually notices how tiny he is down below. She laughs and says, "It's a mini" and he tries to explain it's due to the cold water, but she doesn't seem to believe him. Surprisingly, this is a rare non-porn example of the member itself being shown onscreen, so Take Our Word for It is averted.
- Girls Will Be Girls: Evie's son, which she mentions to prospective girlfriends.
- Roman emperor Dickus Minimus from the porn spoof Gladiator Eroticus. At one point he lifts up his toga shouting, "See how the gods have cursed me!" His praetorian guard all piss themselves laughing.
- As part of MacGruber's marketing, some nude photos were released showing his tiny member.
- Maid in Manhattan. After a hotel guest "accidentally" exposes himself to maids Marissa and Stephanie—"I had no idea anyone was here!", they reassure him, "It's no big deal."
- In No Holds Barred, a redneck wrestler (played by Stan Hansen) mocks the minuscule manhoods of two of the Corrupt Corporate Executive's accomplices in the Bad-Guy Bar's bathroom.
- In the somewhat obscure Australian movie One Night Stand, four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.
- Porky's has a team of boys out to get laid. It's no secret that their equipment comes in varying size, with this end being taken by Pee Wee.
- Scary Movie
Greg: A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
- In Tango & Cash, the protagonists are in a prison shower together. Cash notices Tango's manhood doesn't quite measure up and takes to calling him "Pee-Wee".
- Tank Girl is captured by one of the W & P soldiers, who intends to force her to perform oral sex on him at gunpoint.
Tank Girl: Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. And some tweezers.
- The tragic events in Unforgiven began when Delilah, a prostitute, laughed at Quick Mike's small penis, which enraged the cowboy enough to cut her up. This sets off a whole chain of Disproportionate Retribution steps which ultimately end in bloodshed.
- This is the premise of the documentary Unhung Hero, wherein the star's ex-girlfriend rejected his marriage proposal on the grounds that his penis isn't big enough. The documentary itself strives to answer the question if size really matters, and the star goes on something of a journey of self-discovery and overcoming his insecurities.
- In the 2001 TV movie Wolf Girl, one of the bullies who has been tormenting the titular character (A sideshow freak) is glimpsed through a window as he stands naked in front of a full-length mirror. The trope applies: it's suggested that he could be a sideshow freak himself, by this measure alone.
- Virgin Territory: One of the bandits is very small, and mocked for it roundly.
- Outrageous Fortune: The Big Bad fakes his death, and the protagonists (both of whom had been sleeping with him) examine the body in the morgue, and realize that it couldn't be his, with one describing the deceased as "needle dick, the bug fucker."
- A man was trying to come up with a computer password, so he typed in "mypenis". The password creation failed, saying "Error: too small".
- A joke that involves knowing the name of a male member of your audience - let's use John Smith here:
Three Irish midgets were sitting in a bar, trying to figure out a way to make money. The first said, "I have small hands - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest hands!" The second said, "I have small feet - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest feet!" The third said, "I have a small penis - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest penis!" So they all wrote in. A week later they all received letters and they gathered at the bar to open them together. The first opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest hands!" The second opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest feet!" The third opened up his envelope and pulled out a letter. As he read it he got more and more red-faced and finally exclaimed "WHO THE HELL IS JOHN SMITH????"
- A man at a bar asks out a woman after buying her a few drinks. They go back to her apartment, start passionately making out, and fumble into the bedroom, which is completely dark. They tear off their clothes, and the man whips his penis out and puts it into the woman's hand. She replies "Thanks for the cigarette, but I don't smoke, before or after sex."
- One good Stealth Insult is to claim a guy's member is so big, it goes from A to Z. Okay, now look at your keyboard...
- One dirty joke involving aliens: there was an Earth couple and an alien couple (both straight) and they decided to swap partners and have sex to see what it was like. The human woman is disappointed because the alien man's penis is very short and narrow, but he slaps his forehead to make it longer and pulls his ears to make it wider. When they get their partners back, the human woman asks her boyfriend what it was like having sex with the alien woman. He says that it was fine but she kept slapping his forehead and pulling his ears.
- One joke involves a sex specialist who only takes patients he considers within his help. He's seen taking on a new pair of patients and telling them to try a foreplay activity involving fitting grapes into the wife's vagina and putting donuts around the husband's erect penis. The trick works, and the couple soon recommends the specialist to married friends of theirs. The specialist unfortunately tells the second couple he can't help them. The second couple insists upon at least trying whatever worked for their friends, and the specialist tells them to purchase a bag of oranges for the wife, and a package of [name a loop-shaped cereal] for the husband.
- There is a joke about cast being hired for a porn movie. All males are boasting about their equipment and stamina... except for one who states he has a case of this trope plus The Loins Sleep Tonight. When questioned about why he came in the first place, he states "What, doesn't your movie need an antagonist?"
- After several years of marriage, a woman notices she's never had sex with the lights on, at her husband's insistence. One night as they're both at it, she suddenly turns the light on, and sees her husband is actually pleasuring her with a cucumber, having a bad case of micropenis. She starts berating him about lying to her all this time and the need for honesty in a marriage. He replies thus:
"Honesty? You wanna talk about honesty, tell me where our seven kids came from!"
- In Behaving Bradley, one character acquires the nickname "Microdick" after the boys have to strip for swim class in the locker room. Later on, innocent Brainless Beauty Hopie asks Bradley what the nickname means, and he tells her that it's because the boy in question wants to become a disc jockey and use a microphone. Hopie responds, "Oh. I thought it had something to do with his penis."
- In Anne Lamott's Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life, she recommends that in order to avoid lawsuits when writing a Captain Ersatz of a real man who might want to sue, give the character a tiny penis and the real man will never step forward and claim that's him.
- Dancer from the Dance: Sutherland's small penis is mentioned a few times.
- The memoirs of Ernest Hemingway was published in a book called A Moveable Feast. In it, Hemingway claimed that fellow American author F. Scott Fitzgerald once came to him for help regarding his manhood. In the passage, Fitzgerald admitted that his own wife was unsatisfied by his lack of measurement and he had to know whether or not it was small. Hemingway gave him a pep talk, while possibly taking a subtle jab at him by asking him to compare himself to the classical statues in the Louvre Museum (classical statues being notorious for being a bit small down below). Whether or not this exchange happened in reality is unknown given Hemingway's embellishments of himself and how he liked to portray his rivals, of which Fitzgerald was one.
- Stated of Conal by Robin in the Gaea Trilogy. She means it as a compliment.
- In Angry Lead Skies, when Garrett and his allies take some of the "silver elves" prisoner and remove their clothing to hinder them from escaping, the captured males are found to have extremely shrunken genitals, "like mummies". It's implied that the "silver elves" are aliens that reproduce by cloning, and restrict their reproductive systems' development to suppress sexual impulses which they consider atavistic.
- Played for tragedy in the gay romance Gottes Bodenpersonal ("God's ground crew"), where one of the main characters thinks he suffers from this. It is heavily implied that part of the sexual abuse in his childhood was convincing him that he should have been a girl. His partner tries to convince him that it's average, with limited success.
- One picture book called Little Zizi (literally French for Teeny Weenie) focuses on a boy named Martin. His classmate Adrian walks in on him getting changed and teases him about Martin's penis (or "zizi" as they put it) being little, which ends in them having a urinating contest to impress their shared love interest. Martin loses, but the girl asks him out anyway. At one point, Martin wonders how he will have kids with such a small penis.
- Next by Michael Crichton had a particularly bad example of this in which one Mick Crowley, a Tuckerization of a real-life journalist who wrote a negative review of Crichton's previous novel State of Fear, gets portrayed as a baby-raping pedophile with a small penis. The real Michael Crowley brought it up in an interview on NPR's Day to Day.
"The trick is called the small penis rule. And evidently it's known to authors and libel lawyers as something you throw in when you've written something potentially libelous or slanderous about someone in a novel. So you've created a character who is very clearly based on someone and then you throw in somewhere that, if it's a man, he is lacking in certain manly — in a certain manly characteristic. And it's kind of a cheap gimmick to intimidate the person you're attacking into silence. The theory, as explained to the Times by a libel lawyer, is that no one will come forward if they've been the target of this because they'll be too embarrassed."
- Howard Stern bemoans his small member throughout his books Private Parts and Miss America. In actuality, years later on his radio show, it was measured and turned out to be quite normal, just perspectively small compared to his 6"5' frame.
- The working title of Piers Anthony's Pornucopia was 3.97 Erect for a reason.
- While most of his male characters were well-hung, Sidney Sheldon liked to make his pitiful ones suffer from this—the cuckolded husband of Eve, Keith (in Master of the Game) is said to have one.
- Sisterhood Series by Fern Michaels: John Chai in the book Vendetta, who is being used to represent Yellow Peril, is revealed to have this. Nikki and Alexis ask Yoko if it is true that Chinese men have a Teeny Weenie, and Yoko, giggling, confirms this.
- In Naked Came the Stranger, the boxer Paddy Madigan is huge and muscular everywhere except his micropenis. His wife Agnes is the only woman who never laughed at it, as she believes that Sex Is Evil.
- One of many, many running gags on Bottom is Richie Richard's complete lack of endowment. It started off with the typical jokes, in the live shows, with repeated implications that he has to use a magnifying glass to find it.
- In Cases of the 1st Department, a Serial Rapist from the episode "Phantom from Southern Town" was reported to have a small penis. The team couldn't use line-up recognition because his photo leaked out in the media. He refused to confess to all of his crimes, so major Tomas Kozak had an idea to use the information against him. He told him they would measure it and release pictures to the newspaper unless he confessed. He did.
- Coronation Street unusually has a scene about this issue that isn't Played for Laughs. After Jamie and Leanne break up Janice makes jokes saying Leanne told her Jamie had a small penis (which she hadn't) but instead of being amused Leanne tells her off for her rudeness.
- In the very first episode of Criminal Minds, the UnSub is profiled by Gideon to have this due to how extremely violent his murders of women are suggesting either this or impotenecy, possibly even both.
- In the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode "The Ski Lift", Larry meets a woman, Lisa, who says that she used to date his friend, Jeff, but broke up with him because he has a very small penis. When Larry tells Jeff about this, he denies having a small penis and says that actually it's Lisa who has a huge vagina.
- On an episode of Degrassi, J.T. is revealed to have a small penis, or as Toby puts it, a stack of dimes. He's so insecure about it that he ends up using a penis pump.
- Played for drama in one episode of Doc Martin. Martin discovers that PC Mylow has unusually small genitals while giving him a physical. A test comes back showing that Mylow has a condition that, among other things, means he's infertile. And then his girlfriend tells him she's pregnant. He is understandably quite upset.
- EastEnders: Sam Mitchell implies that Dennis Rickman her enemy who she once had a one-night stand with has a small penis. She may be saying this to be insulting rather than cause it's true but if it is true it doesn't appear to make a difference to Dennis who is very successful with women.
- Euphoria: Kat gets paid for an online cyber sex session by a guy with a very small penis. He likes being mocked for it, oddly enough.
- Tanya Turner in Footballers Wives says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis.
- In Game of Thrones, when Jon Snow is brought back from the dead, several characters believe he may be a god. Tormund says he knows better, "I've seen your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?"
- In an episode of House, a woman took a naked photo of Chase at a party and posted it on Facebook apparently revealing one of these. It later gets a comically small censor which didn't do much to lessen Chase's annoyance with it. Through the episode Chase insisted the image had been doctored seemingly supported by the women he had slept with, however this didn't stop other characters; both male and female teasing him mercilessly for the picture.
- Kenny vs. Spenny: One of Kenny's primary ways to annoy Spenny is to joke about his small penis. At perhaps the earliest possible opportunity the series provides, Spenny actually has a Doctor measure it and tell the camera that it's average. Spenny does not think rationally in the heat of competition.
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: In the episode "Flight", the protagonists are watching a video of the suspect of the week and observe that he has a rather small penis which he is apparently rather sensitive about. When his cell mate teases him about it, he flips out and punches him.
- Letterkenny: McMurray is taunted about his apparently small penis by quite a few of the callers during his "ambush" on Crack N Ag.
Caller: Holy fuck, McMurray, lookit you shootin' high-stakes snooker with a no. 2 pencil there, buddy! Well, I'll go ahead and tell your wife I rock eight inches in reality, and nine if I'm measuring your punk-ass way! Holy fuck, it's my fuckin' heart, it just breaks for that fuckin' masterpiece!McMurray: [grits teeth] My wife is a very satisfied woman.
- Little Britain did the trope with big beefy nude bodybuilder suits with tiny genitalia.
- Lost: In "Confidence Man", the episode opens with Sawyer walking out of the ocean naked (only seen from the waist up) completely shameless in front of Kate who looks him up and down... and makes a crack about the water being cold.
- Married... with Children: One of Al's many shortcomings in the bedroom, at least by Peggy's standards.
- Misfits: Kelly to Nathan, after getting him to proudly display for her. It was actually a shapeshifter disguised as Kelly:
I don't date men with tiny cocks.
- During an MTV Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by blink-182.
- The documentary My Penis and I follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel My Penis and Everybody Elses he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.
- The Orville: XO Grayson has been captured by some theocratic bad guys, who apply Enhanced Interrogation Techniques in order to make her confess as to where the rest of the away team is located. She lays out a ton of smart-ass remarks and outrageous lies to them until one of her captors produces a hypodermic needle full of a pain-inducing drug. The head inquisitor asks if she knows what the needle is.
Grayson: Scale model of your penis?
- The Outpost: Men are insulted more than once by claiming that they've got tiny penises.
- On an episode of Republic of Doyle, the main character Jake is forced to strip at gunpoint and cuffed naked to the ceiling. He's later found in this position by both his ex-colleagues and Leslie who all tease him about his size.
Jake: There's something a lot bigger going on here.
Leslie: [glances down at his crotch] Not from where I'm standing.
- In Seinfeld, George is embarrassed when a woman sees him nude after he has just come out of the pool, and there is some "shrinkage."
- A story arc in one season of Sex and the City dealt with Samantha's frustration that her otherwise-perfect boyfriend was underendowed, and her skittishness about how to tell him. It finally ended (along with the relationship) when she blurted it out during couples counseling.
- The Shield: Combined with an Ironic Echo: "Small, but genuine."
- Chris has a small penis. Tony and Cook are described this way by spurned girlfriends. Coincidentally or not these characters are the biggest womanizers on the show.
- In the finale to Series 1, Anwar gets caught waking up naked by his mother and sisters. They all laugh and point, including his own mother.
- In an episode of Son of the Beach where the characters were naked, the male lead had a much smaller Censor Box than The Ahnold.
- Christopher Moltisanti in The Sopranos is revealed to have a small penis when the Paulie and Silvio strip-search him for wires. However, Christopher is shown having a good sex life with his girlfriend at the time Adriana, his future wife Kelly, and his mistress Julianna. No woman who gets involved with him seems to find his size a problem.
- Miles in This Life according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality.
- In the 2 Broke Girls episode "And the Tip Slip", Caroline's father is worried that she will find out that his former aide's tell-all memoir claims he has a tiny penis. Averted when a photo on an iPhone proves otherwise.
- World's Dumbest...:
- Danny Bonaduce sometimes admits how well-endowed he isn't. Occasionally, this then leads to jokes about how Judy Gold has a bigger one.
- Comes up during a clip where a drunken idiot takes a piss in a hotel lobby. The manager gets his revenge by taking a picture of the drunk from the hotel security cam and putting it on a flyer that he posts around town, accompanied by the words "SMALL PENIS ALERT". (Bonaduce then pleads guilty.)
- Bloodhound Gang's "Fire Water Burn", where the singer asserts "I'm hung like Planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye" (of course followed by a Uranus reference).
- Bob Rivers recorded "Three Inch Tool", a parody of Hootie & the Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You".
- The humor group "El Takititá" made a Spanish parody of the song "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer", only that instead of the red nose the problem of Rodolfo was having a cheese-poof sized dick. Santa Claus helped with his problem by gifting Rodoldo a corncob to use as a replacement, but then Rodolfo engages in a passionate affair and the cob becomes popcorn.
- In "Sun Daze" by the Florida Georgia Line, the guy admittedly refers to his weenie as a tiny cocktail umbrella:
I'll sit you up on the kitchen sink
And stick the pink umbrella in your drink
- A one-hit wonder artist known as Gillette did a song called Short Dick Man. It has a remix-Answer Song with a male singer named Machito Ponce where his parts were so dedicated to rebuff Gillete's "accusations" that it bounced back into Compensating for Something territory.
- At the end of the Hollywood Undead video "Everywhere I Go", the chorus of which repeatedly mentions Charlie Scene's "weenie" and how he loves to show it off, Mr. Scene is actually shown whipping it out. Similar to his face in the opening of the video, it's censored with a drawing of his mask which appears to take up just enough space to cover up a nickel.
- Slipped into the end of Kesha's "Thinking Of You," verbatim.
- Koit, which deals in smut and Toilet Humour, wrote a song called "My Willy Won't Go" about a man with a Shy Bladder. The man keeps calling said willy his "little guy".
- Lil Dicky likes self-deprecating jokes about having a small penis. He tends to make a hand gesture indicating that he has a small penis. His stage name itself means "small penis". And in the song "Freaky Friday", Chris Brown switches bodies with Lil Dicky and notes this:
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
- "The Alligator Song" by David Rovics explains how pollution is causing alligator dicks to shrink and how this could happen to humans:
Im not beating around the bush
Im making you a promise
Say goodbye to Long Dong Silver
Hello to Tiny Thomas
You can forget about Viagra
Boys, what I mean is
Its all a matter of minutiae
When youve got a half-inch penis
- The Sugarhill Gang's Rapper Delight suggests Superman has a small fellow: "He can't satisfy you with his little worm".
- The 2002 TLC song "Girl Talk" is about how if a man has one and treats a woman badly, she'll spread the word about it and embarrass him.
- Implied In "Miserable Lie" by The Smiths:
I look yours, you laugh at mine, and love is just a miserable lie.
- Zebrahead: Admitted in "Playmate of the Year":
"She doesn't care about my hair, my car, my tiny peepee in the mirror!"
- A white card in Cards Against Humanity: "A micropenis".
- The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged) opens with the three players wearing nothing more than a fig leaf each. One of the actors' fig leaves is noticeably smaller than those of the other two, who take a look at it and shake their heads. The same actor plays Nimrod in the Tower of Babel sequence, where he is mocked for Compensating for Something.
- The play The Irish Curse dealt with a support group for the condition.
- In The Last Days of Judas Iscariot, Satan reminds El-Fayoumy that "on a good day, your cock is three-and-a-half inches erect" and he definitely means it as an insult.
- Les Misérables. Madame Thenardier on her husband in her verse of "Master of the House": "Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there!"
- In Conker's Bad Fur Day, Buga the Knut is defeated when he loses his Loincloth, exposing his "very small willy" and causing him to flee in shame.
- Yaka and Gaki in Shin Megami Tensei. Given how grotesque they are already, these are only really visible in artwork.
- In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City the cutscene with the stolen police uniforms somewhat hints that Lance Vance is underdeveloped (at least in relation to Tommy).
- This is one of Leisure Suit Larry's many... inadequacies.
- In Mafia III, the boss of Point Verdun, Roman "The Butcher" Barbieri, as much as The Dreaded as he is to everyone in-universe and is a huge guy, is said to have one of these if you sneak up on Sonny Blue.
Sonny: "Screw that fat fuck. You know, I saw him pissin' one time, his dick's about two inches long. Can't respect a man with a tiny dick."
- In Sam & Max: Freelance Police Max hints that Sam might be packing light between his legs. Most notably in Reality 2.0, and rather than denying it, he just takes the same jab at Max!
Sam: Cool! I have a +2 Sword!Max: Oh you're just compensating for something!Sam: You're a fine one to talk!
- In Mutant Football League, having only a single yard or less left to go before earning a first down will occasionally yield an unfavorable comparison to announcer "Brickhead" Mulligan's rather embarrassing tackle.
Grim: "Second down and less than the size of Brick's dick."Bricks: "Hey!"Grim: "Sorry partner, but c'mon. It's true."
- Not for Broadcast: In Day 232: The Silence, Prime Minister Ivan Vodovich makes fun of Peter Clement with small penis jokes, which gets him ticked off.
- In The Bare Pit, a male invites women over to his pool to skinny dip, while he's secretly recording them in order to upload the footage and sell it on the Internet. However, the video is intercepted by someone else who splices the footage to remove all traces of the woman and leaves only the shots of him naked and releases it over the Internet. The next day at school he's humiliated when not only is his reputation as a romantic playboy completely shot, he also has to deal with his new nickname "Inchworm."
- According to Thor in this Brathalla, Balder has one.
- Subverted by many webcomics by Humon, there are supernatural beings with rather tiny genitals who aren't at all worried about it - and there is a (human) guy who is rather ashamed that his is too big and hurt his girlfriend when they first tried vaginal intercourse.
- In Mac Hall, Micah's ex-girlfriend posts something embarrassing about his penis in her blog. His current girlfriend Helen tries to console him by saying "I think it's cute." (It doesn't help.)
- Cuthwald of NSFW Comix, two and a half inches when erect, orders every penis enlargement remedy he's e-mailed on 4Chan, mixes them together in a bathtub, summarily drinks it all and becomes so large it exits the universe, kills God, and skull fucks the reader. It's back to being tiny again later.
- Subverted in one Oglaf strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.
- In Rabbitual Offender, they successfully subvert the trope as Charlie proudly struts around with his exposed tiny penis as if it was a giant Gag Penis.
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:
- Cartoon Hooligans:
Hulk: [grins] You no Doctor Strange, heh, you Doctor Small! Hahahaha!
- Implied in the following exchange in "What If Doctor Strange Ripped His Clothes", after Doctor Strange and Hulk both lose all their clothes:
Doctor Strange: [glances down and blushes] Today is pretty cold, okay?! Gimme a break!
- Unreadably Fast Text: The credits of "What if Hulk Ripped His Pants #4".
- What If?: The premise of the "What If" series of videos.
- Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell (as well as being a Pedophile Priest) in the third episode of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must've started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. All over his back."
- In the Epic Rap Battles of History rap battle between Adam and Eve, Eve disses Adam thusly:
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow
One-pump chump and you're hung like a weasel
Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
- Piccolo implies this to be the case for Raditz in Dragon Ball Z Abridged, after Raditz unzips his fly because he thought nudity makes you stronger on Earth.
- Bart Baker have this inflicted on his parodies about Justin Bieber until the "Love Yourself" parody came out.
- In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tries to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones are still too big. The sporting goods owner gives them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walks in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, does a double-take, and snaps a photo for the school newspaper.
Daria: Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
- Family Guy:
- It was the focus of the season 3 episode "And the Weiner Is" that Peter's penis is smaller than that of his son, Chris. Just how small it is has been joked about in many subsequent episodes with one episode implying it's smaller than Stewie's.
- Brian also has a tiny penis as said in two jokes about it. Stewie says in a song that Brian has a "weenie like a Christmas tree light" Additionally in the Valentine's episode, the biggest complaint all of his ex-girlfriends had about him was that he has a tiny penis.
- Peter's real father from "Peter's Two Dad's", Mickey McFinnigan, utters this line when he realizes that Peter is indeed his son:
Mickey: You're the broth of me own stubby shillelagh, all right!
- In "Benderama", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... isn't.
Amy: Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream... awwww... and one regular size condom.
Bender: All that and a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!
- When Fry enters the same nude sauna as Leela and Amy he apparently doesn't measure up to 30th century standards.
Amy: Check out life before genetic engineering.
Leela: Those poor twentieth-century women.
[Fry crosses his legs]
- Something really funny about this comment is when you consider that, later on in the series, they would both have sex with Fry.
- Also when Leela learns that her latest boyfriend is actually a shapeshifting alien in "A Bicylops Built For Two".
"If you could change form, then why didn't you change it in the one place where it counts?"
- In "Benderama", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... isn't.
- Robot Chicken:
- One sketch had two people standing in a hallway. The woman pulls a hotdog out of a bun and throws it at the door at the end.
- The Nerd gets knocked out and stripped naked. Everybody makes fun of his tiny penis.
- Zorak talks to a woman about Big Jim and his Ironic Nickname.
- A man visits a car dealer and tells him he has a small penis, the dealer recommends a Hummer H2. The man tells him he's overestimating the size of his penis ("Literally concave") and ends up buying a Recognizer.
- South Park has done this a few times:
- In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants", Osama bin Laden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis.
Cartman: So that's what this is all about!
- "T.M.I." has the idea of compensating for a small penis as its entire premise. It turns out that all of the angry people in the world are just pissed off because they're below the average length. To fix the problem, they change the terms from "small", "medium" and "large" to just "nice" (although, ironically, Cartman still doesn't make the cut).
- In "Chinpokomon", the Japanese creators keep talking about how small their penises are as opposed to the well-endowed Americans. One woman calls them out on this, saying that they're only saying this to distract the male Americans. While this is true, one of the creators proves that he's not lying about the size of his penis, either. One of said creators also uses the "your penis so big" line on a woman, causing the other creator to smack him upside the head for the screw-up.
- In "Ginger Cow", the appearance of a red cow leads to peace in the Middle East. To keep Cartman from revealing the truth that the cow is a fake and ruin everything, Kyle agrees to do whatever he asks. When Stan tries to maintain the charade by saying that it really was a miracle, a rabbi notes that the prophecy actually stated a fat child with a small penis would decorate a cow to look ginger, not that one would miraculously just fall from the sky. As everyone is ready to return to fighting, Kyle tells them that the prophecy really was fulfilled. When he tries to get Cartman to back him up, Cartman says he can't lie: he has a huge dick.
- In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants", Osama bin Laden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis.
- In the Drawn Together episode "The Lemon-AIDS Walk", a running gag was that every sequence of Captain Hero injecting steroids would include his penis shrinking.
- The Simpsons:
Mr. Burns: Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia. [Walks away]
- Implied in "Brush with Greatness" when Marge paints and displays a nude portrait of Mr. Burns after seeing him in a compromising situation. His assets are always hidden by Scenery Censor, but...
Marge: I thought I did...
- Also implied in "Bart Gets a 'Z'", where Mrs. Krabappel got drunk from Bart spiking her coffee in an attempt to get her to lighten up, unintentionally resulting in her firing. The school newspaper is shown with the headline "Tipsy Teacher Mars Assembly, Reveals Size of Principal's Wang", the featured image depicting Krabappel making a hand gesture clearly showing that Principal Skinner's penis size is unimpressive.