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    What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? 
  • It may sound weird, but Nash's demonstration of puppies being a bad throwing weapon from WTFIWWY? Episode 18 is absolutely hilarious.
    Why does stuff keep exploding around here?
    • From that same video: "Showing a biker your ass is akin to showing Spoony a Highlander sequel."
    • Nash's attempt to fuck a toy car (since it's very, very wrong).
  • His chat with Bargo in his TGWTG introductory video.
    Bargo: ...and why is there a stick figure on payroll!?
    Nash: Union regulations?
    • "And yea, did the Lord say to thee... "YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING!""
    • "We all know how insane pussy makes a man!" (He meant a Cat Plushie, but still...)
    • While going through all his toys and showing how they can be 'mistaken' for lethal weapons, Nash fires a toy gun... that shoots a laser through the wall and sets off his car alarm. (It is in fact Space Guy's actual laser gun.)
  • In "One Moron, One Scotch, One Beer":
    Where do booze plus sword plus elementary school equals anything good? Apart from the best episode of COPS ever, that is.
    • Nash explaining that the stories he covers have varying factors, including bad choices, damning circumstances, and country music.
    • Nash gets drunk and dials Emperor Palpatine.
  • Space Guy engaging in a "traditional holiday show of arms" with another unidentified space craft... and shooting down Santa Claus.
    Ho ho hoooooooooly shiiiiiiiiit!
    • Also, going up against a stuffed cat singing the Meow Mix jingle:
    Space Guy: DEMON! [throws it away and shoots it]
    • Also, the rest of the Space Guy learning montage.
  • He and JesuOtaku, after reading the articles on Japan (including one on an automatic pet washing machine):
    Nash: Oh, but we can't just tell you about this atrocity...
    JesuOtaku: You don't me—
    Nash: Ye-ep! We've got video~!
    (Cut to a cat in one of these machines, wildly jumping around in abject panic as it gets sprayed with water.)
    • There's also the story of an alleged underground restaurant where people screw animals before having them slaughtered for meals)
    • Near the end, they decide to "share the pain" with the other TGWTG panelists at MAGfest, and their reactions are shocked, except for LordKat, who was laughing his ass off.
      • And Spoony gets this expression of a crawling freak out, shrieks in fright, and runs into a wall.
      • "It's all fun and games until Spoony gives himself a concussion doing a cameo. Then it's hilarious."
    • JewWario in the bathtub.
      (Nash is using the toilet)
      JewWario: (flinging open shower curtain) Morning!
      Nash: (fleeing) JESUS!
    • While we're on that subject, Linkara's cameo. Apparently he's running a kaiju-extermination business.
    • Nothing about them being attacked by Domo? You should be ashamed.
    • JO's price for doing the episode is that Nash has to be on hand with a bottle of Febreeze "in case the fanboys try to touch me".
  • "All Creatures Great And Dumb"
    • A platypus has an existential Freak Out.
  • In the Valentine's episode, his more and more unlikely setups for explosions, and then Todd in the Shadows' totally-not-stalkerish-at-all cameo at the end.
  • He does an amazing and hilarious imitation of Palpatine's infamous "No...noooo.....NOOOOO!!!" from Revenge of the Sith.
  • His attempt to reason with the Internet in the third Viewer's Special. It doesn't work, and he ends up claiming to be a Nigerian prince and presorting penis enlargement.
    • Of course, before hand, he tries to make contact with the Internet... and finds a 2001 style monolith on his lawn, with the head of Cheezburger Cat.
  • From the very first episode, "Nothing is hot in the Walmart!"
  • The end of "Bad Idea Bonaza" in which Stickboy, Arlo and Space Guy become super-heroes and try to capture a bear that escaped from a zoo. Hilarity Ensues.
    Nash: Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is conspiracy. Four pissing me off. And five times is...
    (Static Cut)
    Nash: ...alien pants. Fuck me sideways.
    Trousers Cosmic: PERHAPS LATER, MORTAL.
    Nash: O_O
    • The Trousers Cosmic versus Space Guy.
  • From "Begging the Question", in which Nash argues against the logic behind smoking "bath salts":
    Nash: (takes a hit) I dunno, Bob, I'm not feeling nothing yet. Are you absolutely sure that—
    Nash: (takes one look at the pipe and tosses it away)
  • From "Nimrods are Forever", Space Guy gets Nash to turn off the filter for the questions they're getting... only for the questions to get really... weird. And when Space Guy finally manages to turn it, it destroys reality in the process. All that's left to do is Caramelldansen!
    • Said questions range from 'What is Space Guy's real name?' to 'Where did Arlo get his uniform from?' and most of them are about Nash's sex life. Unsurprisingly.
  • The MAGfest notice at the beginning of "Good and Evil":
    Nash: Oh, and if any of you decide to hold an elevator party at 3am, and I have to climb 38 flights of stairs to sleep so I can get up and do shit the next day, I will rise up and end you!. [Beat; Cheerfully] Hope to see you there!
  • From "Regret at Leisure":
    • Nash's enlightenment montage
      • "I no longer rage at my fucktarded brethren; I simply await them... in enlightenment."
    • Arlo: We review the latest space-age technologies and advanced medical research...and then just say the hell with it and subcontract the whole thing to India!
      • And how does Arlo manage to make Nash lose enlightenment? After getting Nash's show, he decides to make it Arlo's Pony Paradise. ''YOU COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT-"
  • From "This is All YOUR Fault (Electric Boogaloo)"
    • It's a viewer submission episode, those are ALWAYS gold mines.
    • The Big "WHAT?!" montage following a story of a man grilling his own wang in public while wearing a crotchless body suit and shouting "we're having ourselves a weenie roast tonight!"
      • "This wasn't a random act of stupid! This took planning. He needed to choose a spot, buy the stuff, build the fire. THIS WAS PREMEDITATED BATSHIT!"
  • From "Deep Hurting"
    • "Mr. Owl, how many shocks does it take to drop a lunatic?"
    • Every single word in the following line:
      Nash: The point is, if you toddle off down the sidewalk in nothing but your foreskin and try to make small talk with a kindergartener and you don't expect someone to react with a can of fuck-your-couch, then my question to you is this: Did you do ALL the drugs or did you save any for the rest of us?
    • The cameo by The Nostalgia Critic.
      Nostalgia Critic: Today we're going to look at a good nostalgic movie. Citizen Kane. Now...("Last Friday Night" plays in the background) Anyone hear Katy Perry music? (Space Guy's ship falls on his house)
    • And afterwards, Stickboy holds up a sign saying "You are SO fired."
  • From This Is All Your Fault (The Return)
    • Nash building a wall just so he can smash his head against it from the sheer stupidity of the story.
    • "Guy used a frontloader to steal deodorant!"
      • Including the unexpected appearance of Tara in a pre-taped WTFIWWY and Oancitizen inadvertently admitting that he dated Kurt Loder after a game of Telephone.
    • Linkara interrogating Stick Boy about recent changes in comics for the worse.
    • Nash transferring all his stress into a rocket and sending into space, and the Brick Joke that follows at the end.
    Aliens: Fuck!
    • Space Guy singing. It's priceless.
    • The bit where Nash sticks a knife in his computer, rants about how you can't stab a computer and magically destroy all the evil information... and then a picture of a scene from a porn magazine floats out of it.
    Nash: I read the articles in it for research. *looks uncomfortable*
  • From Armed and Ridiculous
    • Nash's rant about how one does not need a gun to go to church, or a horse, and one especially does not need to be on a horse with a gun to go to church.
    • Nash telling anyone who disagrees with the above notion to go to a new denomination, like the Church of Jesus Christ of Shut The Fuck Up.
    • His history of weaponry started by explaining that weapons were used to hunt animals. At one point, two of the stick figures pull out steadily upgrading weapons and kill each other with them, and once they're both dead, the animal figure from earlier runs past them.
  • From Dumber Than Curling
    • Nash explains that the Olympics are sort of like a family gathering in that, 'While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order.'
    • Nash tries to release the traditional dove of elaboration... and realises that he forgot to feed it.
    • During his elaboration on the history of the Olympics, he talks about the first televised Olympics, which were held in Nazi Germany during the 1930s. Awkward hilarity ensues.
    Nash: Going back to 1936 with the first live broadcast of (Video footage of Hitler at the Olympics appears) OKAY! (Quickly cuts to footage of a bunny) Here's a bunny! Everybody look at the bunny! The...the Not-Hitler Bunny!
    • Geography and You. Sad!Nash's face is priceless.
    • "We chose only the greatest in exploited foreign labour! [Beat] But since they're all busy making iPads, we went with the second-best!"
    Nash:*Rubbing the bridge of his nose shaking his head* Oh, I am gonna get letters...
    Nash: Arlo... are you gonna tear down the barrier that separates our fragile world from the howling abyss?
    Arlo: [Pauses, holds up his fingers a small width apart] ...Little bit.
    • Nash trying to think of something to take from Arlo's little trip into another dimension and eventually settling on "Don't do drugs".
    • The written stinger.
    That bit with the beach at the end? That's a tax write-off. I love this job.
  • From That Doesn't Go There
  • From Rebel, Rebel
    • Nash gives us a short look at all the things Holly has had to stop him from doing. And then he drives a vehicle into a tree (she never said he couldn't break the laws of physics.)
  • All of the We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties captions. The most common one is 'Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up', but the others include 'Please do not provoke the raging jackass', 'Don't worry, we're pretty sure he won't find the gun this time' and 'Please hold your fucking horses'.
  • At the end of "Disorganized Crime", Nash tries to take matter into his own hands... and somehow ends up on the raid of the Death Star.
  • In "This Is All Your Fault (The New Batch)", Nash gets a story about kids who recieved cocaine instead of candy on Halloween. He then proceeds to speculate on what happens when the children run out of it.
    Nash: (Snorts a Pixy Stix) Damn these Pixy Stix! They're not doing it for me anymore! *Pant, pant* I need something harder! (He looks to the left and pulls out some Pop Rocks) (He takes a deep snort, leading to a giant explosion.)
    • And then, Nash, being Nash, wonders how people can tell the difference from a hopped-on-cocaine kid to a normal hyperactive kid.
    Nash: Fortunately, the story states that none of the kids ingested the cocaine. But, honestly, how would they tell the difference? (Cut to a scene of a child freaking out over getting a Wii) I've always said: "there's no finer birth control than...other people's kids".
    • Nash mentions that one thief's quarter-assed attempt at identity theft still went better than his did... when he pretended to be Jesus.
    Nash: Hey, everyone! I'm baaaaack! So... where are the brewskis?
    • The gimp suit. Just... the gimp suit. There's really not much more that can be said.
    • "Why isn't Tara on the recorded episodes?" "Because I have a life!" (Previously, on Lost...)
  • "And Never Brought To Mind", which concerns horrible judgement and research by the media, has many funny moments:
    • First, the story about the black bear that was just passing through and (to our knowledge) didn't harm anyone, gets a reenactment using a cardboard cutout.
    Nash: Don't take my word for it, James Marsters agrees with me, don't you? (Cuts to a cardboard cutout of Spike.)No, he's totally with me on this. (creepily) He tells me many things.
    • Then, the story about the kid who was bought a comic book that had a nude woman on the first page and the woman who holds the cover, which has a patch of green on it, in front of the green screen.
    • The story about the Popeye's which ran out of chicken. The fact that this made the news is bad enough, but it's made worse by the fact that all the interviewees are black.
    • Nash utterly losing it and going on a rampage while casually singing "I've Been Working On The Railroad".
    • Space Guy reveals to Nash one of his species' traditions for celebrating the passage of time: they pick a date in the future, go to an undeveloped species, and tell the people there that they will die on that date. After several thousand years, if said species didn't buy it, they will join Space Guy's interstellar society. If they did, "so as to not disappoint them, [they] blow them right the hell up". Cue Space Guy getting a call and learning he was overdue on "that Mayan thing".
      • It gets better: in order to prevent Space Guy from finding out by researching the news, Nash claims that every year, everyone on Earth fucks and puts the images on the news. And since Space Guy intends to come back in a few weeks to check, Nash ends the episode by telling his audience to "fuck like there's no tomorrow. Literally".
    • In a meta sense, when Nash screened this episode on RDA, someone on the chat changed their name to "Cowboy Bebop" so that they can say *CowboyBebop is sitting at his computer*
  • A story about an elderly woman being in love with her own grandson caused Nash to scream so loudly that it was audible from the Death Star.

    What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Live 
  • 08/10/2010: We learn not to use tasers on bears.
  • 05/09/11: The story of a man who was able to steal a fire truck because the firemen left the truck unlocked with the keys inside. Nash says that if you are a fireman in Florida, and you think only an idiot would steal a fire truck you have to remember that you live in Florida.
    • Nash states that one of the rules of life is "all women are crazy, all men are idiots", and then gets Tara to unwittingly make his point by having her show off her collection of hippo-themed objects. He just sits back and chuckles while Tara goes on about her hippos.
    Tara: These are just the ones that are within reach, people.
    Nash: You are not just making my point, Tara, you are lovingly hand crafting my point!
  • Nash's meltdown over the "mystery enema" story in Live WTFIWWY from 05/16/11
    • From the same story, the fan makes a suggestion to the ambiguity of the woman: Enema Fairy.
    • From the end of the show: balloons.
  • Nash discussing the "invisible magic penis" in the Live WTFIWWY from 05/30/11.
  • 06/06/11: Disembodied Orgasm Hippo vs Space Core!
  • 06/13/11: Nash and Tara get excited when one story of naked crazy actually explains how the guy came to be naked.
  • 06/20/11: (Booty Call Ninjas) Man Removes Wart From Middle Finger... with Shotgun. That he just happened to find under a hedge.
    [Jesu Otaku]: You just know there's some guy sitting at home watching the evening news and saying "Fuck! That's my shotgun!"
    Nash & Tara: [laughing their respective asses off]
    • Upon learning that the moron in question not only lived in a trailer park but also worked as a tinker, Tara remarks that "Tinkers are not smart people." And once again, JO is very quick to respond:
      They don't tink.
    • The discussion of the variant of Scissors Paper Rock that has gun beating toilet.
    • The whole 'Booty Call Ninjas' story:
      Nash: I can't believe we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty Call Ninjas'.
    • Nash's reaction to Tara's Vibrating Purple Disembodied Orgasm Hippo. And Jesu's quote regarding it.
      JesuOtaku: Look into its eyes, Nash! They say that those who do can see the face of God!
  • On the 6/27/11 episode, Nash proceeds to "go to plaid" over a story involving a man who hid in the tank of a porta potty so he could get off over it. With open cuts, no less.
    • From the same one: "Radio Dead Air: At least he didn't fuck the horse."
  • On 7/11 the live What The Fuck Is Wrong With You (IT'S A BOMB) had a woman die from an allergic reaction... to a German Shepherd's dick. Both Tara and Nash's reactions are golden.
    • Also Tara's open-mouthed gape of shock upon seeing the last story about an Ugandan school using a bomb as a bell.
  • From the 7/25/11 Live episode (Don't Mess With the Amish), at a story that the weapons check at the entrance to ComiCon turned up a stiletto dagger, a machete, and an "honest-to-Rambo AR-15":
    Tara: Seriously, guys? I mean, I don't like Twilight either, but...
    • Tara pointing out that if she ever took LSD, it would be bad because all her hippos would come to life. Nash adds that Staring Into Your Soul hippo would turn to her and say "You are not your flesh" and suchlike.
  • From the 08/01/11 Live episode (It's Not a Pocket), when Tara shows off her very first hippo plushie Humperdink using a newer version of it:
    Nash: You have two versions of the same...
    Tara: I have four, actually.
  • 08/08/11 (I steal pets): Nash and Tara's reaction to a story from Tara's own hometown (a man robbing a convenience store wielding a tree branch).
    Nash: (reading headline) 'Tree-branch wielding man robbed 7-11 store...'
    Tara: really really close to where I grew up.
    Nash: From Central Islip, New York...
    Nash: (dies laughing while pointing at Tara)
    Tara: This is my hometown, I grew up in Central Islip! I TOLD you people I grew up in the hood!
  • 08/16/11: Tara activates a hot pink talking hippo.
    Tara: Yeah, but you can't shut it off, she's just gonna talk for like, days now.
    Nash (jokingly): Women, am I right?
    Hippo: Don't make me come over there.
    Nash: (bursts out laughing)
  • 8/29/11: Snakes on a Plane initiated in real life.
    • Derek The Bard's near-hysterical laughter at the headline makes it even better.
  • 9/19/11 (Eel Spelunking): The eel that swam up a man's penis.
    Tara: This is why the hippo is truly a noble and majestic creature, because no hippo will ever swim up your dick.
  • 9/26/11 (They Call Him Flipper): Nash. Meltdown... ...DOLPHIN FUCKING.
  • 9/05/11 (The Junk of Cthulhu): Nash's awed reaction to a story about a man who caused an explosion by pouring gasoline onto a beehive and lighting it on fire. Made even funnier when he expresses his desire to want to try it himself and Tara trying to talk him out of it.
  • 10/03/11 (Hummingbird Hell): Tara gives us this little gem:
    "Protip: If you have to tell people you're invisible, you're not invisible."
  • 11/07/11 (Red Hot Toowoomba): The story about a woman who was high and wanted police to arrest her mailbox.
    Tara: He just sits there, looking in the windows, and once a day the little flag goes up. The fuckin' perv.
    • The story about a guy wanting to fly over Bagdad in a lawnchair. Made even funnier by Nash's and Tara's genuine surprise and interest in the fact that (apparently) people in Iraq don't have lawnchairs.
    • JesuOtaku singing "Poker Face" in response to a story about three teenagers who branded themselves in the rear with a red-hot poker.
    • Followed by him singing "Ring Of Fire".
  • 11/21/11 (Drunk Monkey Taunting) The introduction of flatulent bondage hippo.
  • Nash apparently once got drunk at a con and found himself lying on a bench screaming that he was Jesus.
  • 12/5/11 (Gooey Hot Pocket): Most of the zingers provided by the guest cohost.
    Nash: I think we've just learned that Doug is more fucked up than me or Tara!
    • "[The culprit in the second story] was dressed all in black with a hooded sweatshirt covering his head...[glances at the camera] Todd..."
    • Doug's reaction to the story about a drunk driver crashing into a "You Booze, You Lose" truck.
      Nash: I don't know what I'm more pissed at him about—the drunk driving, or ruining an '89 Camaro!
      Tara: Being from Long Island, I can't be mad at him ruining an '89 Camaro, because...there are such few things that are good Guido shorthand.
      Doug: Maybe the guy was driving drunk and he was like, "Lord, if you want me to stop, please give me a sign!"
      Nash: (dies laughing)
      • Implying the cop in the image was taking a picture of the wreck with his phone. "They're not gonna believe this shit!"
    • Doug as Dr. Claw and then Batman.
    • The Double Entendres flying between Doug and Tara at the end of the show. Even better? Doug's fiancée was right beside him. The boy has no shame.
    • During one story, Nash tells his own story about how Hope took him to a water park, at which point Doug interrupts to ask if he meant Hope the person or just a general kind of hope leading him to that park. Once that's cleared up, Nash continues to explain how he convinced him to get on a water slide, which, contrary to her descriptions, was not in fact fun, and more 'Oh Jesus, I'm going to throw up'- at which point Tara interrupts to say that Hope might not like it if Nash keeps telling everyone details of their sex life.
  • 1/2/2012 (Facebooks are Forever): A story featuring a Florida man who burned the house that he was renting down because he did not want a woman moving in with him. Unfortunately, the man's dog was killed in the fire and the man willingly knew the dog was inside when he started the fire. Nash loses it and actually plays Gunther's "Ding Dong Song" LIVE in response.
  • 1/23/12 (A Deadly Bee Weapon): "Don't say 'fuck' in the Chuck E. Cheese!"
  • 2/6/12 (Two Great Tastes): Halfway through talking about political blunders on Facebook, one of Tara's hippos starts randomly making noise. Tara immediately puts on a sultry voice and says, "He's in my lap, that's why he's happy." Nash cracks up.
    • Tara, in response to the antics of the Pants-On-Head Bank Robber: "What. (Nash cracks up) What?"
  • 2/25/12 (Hand-Carved Phallus): JO calling the Disneyland security team the 'Disney po-po'.
    • Oancitizen claiming that "Organized basketball is essentially a bunch of rich white men controlling a group of athletic black men and making them fight each other," leading Nash to crack up and JO to remark, "Tonight, on a very intellectual What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?..."
    • During a story on a homophobic builder who left hand-crafted concrete penises on the front doorstep of a gay neighbour, JO idly asks, "I wonder if he took the time to grow moss on the balls."
    • Confusion over the badly written title, "Squatting Naked Man Raymond H Blair Found With Crack In Buttocks In Stuart, Police Say."
      Oancitizen: The buttocks were in Stuart?! [...] How does Stuart feel about that? How did they get the buttocks in Stuart?
    • (Nash, in southern accent) "Picked from the freshest assholes: Martin's Home-Style Crack!"
    • "You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt."
  • 2/27/12 (Why is the Rum Gone?): Tara using one of her hippo plush to do a "dramatic reenactment" of a story about a large naked woman stomping out the windshield of a man's car.
  • 3/5/12 (Poop-Type Pokemon): The entire story about Hitler Chic (IE: Clothing and memorabilia of pop-culture icons with their faces replaced with Hitler's).
    Tara: Why is Ronald Mcdonald Hitler?
    • The "Overtime Special" from the same episode, where Nash and Tara talk about attending a White Wolf World of Darkness convention in Chicago in what was probably the sketchiest hotel in America at the time. They nicknamed it "Ghetto Con." Find it here
  • 3/12/12 (Weekend At Bernie's 3): The story of the man who broke into a woman's house because God told him to.
    Tara: Well, we've heard worse excuses...
    • Nash trying to get back on track... and realizing he doesn't want to:
      Nash: "Back in our wheelhouse. Why is this our wheelhouse? This should be nobody's wheelhouse! Why is this our wheelhouse, Tara?! Cuz you know what I'm going to say, don't you?!"
      Tara: "...something about naked rampage?"
      Nash: "Ayup!"
    • As Nash delivers the setup to the "corpse abuse" case, take a good look at Tara's facial expressions.
    • Nash's shellshocked, thousand-yard stare as Tara recounts the story of the Underfloor Piss Snorkeler.
    • Tara was on a roll for this episode, closing it out by breaking Nash with how she would deal with his body.
  • 4/9/12 (Festive Holiday Grenades): Todd gives Tara a run for her money in the "How To Be a Better Criminal" department.
  • Bare-Breasted Brouhaha: After a story involving a drunken woman calling 911 because of being lost in the woods and not knowing where to take a leak, both Nash and Producer Mike (filling in for Tara) point out the logical problem: when you're lost in the woods, you can pee anywhere. Except on a bear... or on someone's tent... and Mike caps the whole thing with a funny anecdote:
    If you're in the woods and you have to pee, and you're cooking in the woods and you're cooking with something that involves jalapenos, wash your hands before you pee and then wash your hands after you pee. (Beat) My scoutmaster, twenty years ago, twenty-five years ago, learned this lesson. (Beat) We heard the scream from a quarter-mile away.
  • 4/16/12 (Walmart Chemical Warfare): The ketchup covered homeless man complaining about tourists.
    Tara: Are the tourists mustard people? Is that the problem?
    Nash: Damn mustards, I hate them mustards! Especially the spicy ones!
    Tara: Is he trying to start some kind of burger topping war?
    Nash: Fuck all them fancy Grey Poupons! Keeping the Heinz man down!
    • Concerning the 2012 Olympic Games organizors' Critical Research Failure:
      Nash: (does a simple Google search) Hey, Olympics people, you owe me money! I'm doing your research for you!
    • Nash's reaction to Tara's explanation that people have weird fetishes regarding tying things to their private parts.
      Nash: Everything you just said made me sad.
    • Nash's and Tara's utter awe about a man who managed to commit 11 felonies in one day while in Nashville. During a 9-hour bus layover.
  • (Frequent Foolish Miles) 4/23/12: Tara shows off a hippo candle she has had for years but never lit because she didn't want its behind burnt and make her sad. Nash, however, doesn't share the same opinion.
    Nash: Nah, it wouldn't make me sad. I'd be like burn, burn!
    Tara: That's because you are a bad person with no soul.
    Nash: I am. I really am. Thanks for noticing.
    • Also, the Midnight Nightshirt Police-Camera Shooter:
      Nash: No! Don't call! If you know who that guy is, don't tell him! Nobody snitch! Because I think my world is a little bit more awesome, knowing he's out there!
      Tara: No! No it's not! Do you really want some random old man running around in his jammies shooting things in the middle of the night? That's what makes your world better? That makes my world scarier!
    • A judge (or someone using his computer login) looking at 247 different porn sites, some of which had names that couldn't be published in the article.
  • 5/6/12 (Turn Right, Clyde)- The story about a woman who found cocaine in her tampons and Nash's and Tara's reaction to it.
    • Made even funnier by Nash joking about it being a botched terrorist attempt.
      Nash: I'm just picturing Al Qaida with all these different brands of tampons trying to figure out which ones would be best to stuff with Anthrax.
    • Tara claiming that "Anthrax Vagina Attack" would make a good punk band name.
    • The episode begins in mid-conversation as Nash gleefully goes on about how awesome The Incredible Hulk was in The Avengers (2012). "Happy..."
    • "No fucky-fucky".
    • The video at the beginning of the lioness pawing at the enclosure in the zoo while a toddler sat right on the other side. Nash feels sorry for the lion, Tara gets bothered that Nash keeps referring to it as "he".
  • 5/14/12 (The Cone of Shame)- Nash and Tara's reaction to the sex offender caught watching porn at a McDonald's and wondering why anyone would be aroused by said restaurant.
    • Also, upon seeing the wide-eyed Slasher Smile on the offender's mugshot...
      Tara: He's lovin' it.
      Nash: (Dies laughing)
    • Tara utterly horrifying Nash by pointing out all the rather intimate things people could do with food.
      Nash: You want me to starve, don't you?
    • The story about the old man who set a retirement home on fire because he hated retirement homes and got aroused by fire.
      Nash: (As an old man) How can I make this place better? Oh, I'll set it on fire! Then I'll get a boner!
  • 5/21/12 (Art of Exploding Wangs) - There were a number of funny things, from the giant penis monument (named "Gaia") that was "blown" up in the name of art, to another Florida story where a senior prom was held in the same place as a porn convention, to the "live" coverage of the porn prom, but the funniest was the look on Nash's face when he found out that he forgot to hit the record button and almost lost this session. To think we almost lost the story of the giant wang that exploded.
  • 5/28/12 (A Whiter Bajingo)- Nash and JesuOtaku nearly losing it over JewWario's robotic kitty-cat ears.
    • Nash commenting that one day he'll wake up with JO hovering over him wearing the cat ears and saying 'Nyan?'
    • When discussing a blatantly unrepentant arsonist who tried to burn down a Home Depot and claimed he'd do it again if given the chance, Hope starts singing:
    • "I got a bag of weeeeeed! I've got a bag of weeeeeeed! And guess what's inside it? Weed!"
    • The story about a drunk man who got arrested with a parrot and a zebra in his truck.
    • JewWario and Hope's amusement over the story of the moron who pissed himself in the back of a police car, during which Hope brings out a comically bad impersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
      JewWario: His neck is as wide around as his head... It's wider! Holy crap!
      Hope: (giggling) It's like... it's like he was eating a watermelon in summer and never swallowed it all the way down!
      JewWario: He's like a python!
      Hope: (In Schwarzenegger voice) It is going to digest in five years time, and I will gain nutrients from it, argh argh argh...
  • 6/4/12 (Baby Not On Board): After hearing a story about a deceased cat that was turned into a helicopter by its owner, the sheer absurdity of the event causes everyone to burst out laughing.
    Nash: How do you get — from dead cat to helicopter?
    JO: Oh God!
    Nash: There are some pages missing.
    JO: Oh God! Somebody in the chat said "tape some Poptarts to it and fly a rainbow banner behind its ass!"
    Nash, Tara, JO: *cracks up*
    • Nash's slackjawed "WTF?!" expression while watching the clip was pure gold.
      • This graduates to hyperventilation and screaming incredulity when the kitty-copter is piloted towards a herd of grazing cows, who immediately flee in terror.
    • Tara, inspired by the story about the Japanese chef, expands on her funeral plans for Nash. And this time, JesuOtaku's there to hear it...
    • Tara pointing out how horrifying kids' shows would be if viewed by a person under the influence of drugs.
      Tara: Like, could you imagine watching Phineas and Ferb while high? Candace would become the stuff of nightmares.
    • The anecdote Tara tells about how a LARP game was interrupted by a couple having sex across the street.
  • 6/11/12 (You May Now Punch The Bride): Tara giving a rather poor PSA about drug use.
    JesuOtaku: This PSA brought to you by Snowflame!
    • To be specific, she actually said that she encouraged the use of cocaine as opposed to meth. The entire conversation was just wonderful.
    • The story about the man whose private parts were burned by a blast of steam while using the urinal at an Arby's. Also, their reaction to the fact that this incident has happened more than once.
      • Nash getting utterly blindsided by JO and Tara suddenly talking about gloryholes is the best part.
  • 6/18/12 (Nudestravaganza): A news story about a man who got caught having sex with a teddy bear in public for a fourth time resulted in Tara asking how one would have sex with a teddy bear. Which resulted in actual suggestions from the audience.
    You've got teddy bear fuckers, Nash.
    • Made better - or worse - by her suggestion that one of them's fucked Teddy Ruxpin because they wanted to hear him talk. "Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!"
    • Not to mention Nash repeatedly going "Get Out!!" as she's talking.
    • Tara and JO latching onto the idea of a cat strip club. Nash's horrified reaction is priceless.
  • 6/25/12 (Everything Must Be Flapping): The story about a man making antisemitic comments while dressed as Elmo. Nash's and Tara's reactions were priceless.
    • JesuOtaku's off-screen cameo during a story about a teenager who got his arm caught in a vending machine.
      JesuOtaku: That's how I want to die! With my arm caught in a vending machine! Now I can die happy!
  • 7/2/12 (Midget Party Foul)- The story about a man who showed up drunk at a kindergarten graduation and began waving a machete around. Nash's question of whether or not the guy had any clarity over what he was doing makes the whole thing priceless.
    • Nash and Tara's reaction to a video of a naked man going around punching people and getting tazed twice by cops.
    • The story about Michigan State police wanting to implant talking urinal cakes into bathroom stalls to deter drunk driving.
      Nash: (Impersonating a drunk) Toilet's talking to me! The....the toilet's....toilet wants to take me on a ride home...
      • Nash gargling "Don't drink and drive." is just pure hilarity.
      Nash: How much have you had to drink!?
  • 7/9/12 (The Contraption): After hearing about a baby who ended up being smuggled through an airport baggage scanner and another baby whose mother went on a drug-fuelled rampage around the hospital (luckily neither kid was hurt), Nash and Obscurus Lupa start joking about the kids will earn "superpowers" and form a superhero team.
    Nash: (dramatic) Bath Salt and the X-Ray! Fighting crime, together!
  • 7/16/12 (Mr Dick Whittling): Another one of Tara's tangents: Nude marathon for cancer kids.
    • In a story about a guy who swung a samurai sword near the Capitol Building, Nash and Tara point out how, in this age of terrorism, stuff like that is going to get you killed.
      Nash: Of all the places to do this shit...
      Tara: At a state building.
      Nash: Yeah!
      Tara: There's probably going to be authority figures there.
      Nash: They're not going to play! Th-they have no reason to play. Play will not be had.
      Tara: In the age of terrorism, your bladed weapon does not belong anywhere near the government.
      Nash: And they're not gonna go for the stun guns, they're gonna go for the gun guns. The ones that don't just make you maybe dead, the ones that make you really dead. Center mass, bitches.
      Nash: ...The gun gun. I-I think I've coined a phrase there.
      Tara: (Sigh) Yeah, and someone already turned it into a Star Wars word.
    • Nash wants to add "dick-whittling" to his vocabulary but doesn't know how. Tara suggests "Jesus Dick-Whittling Christ."
  • 7/27/12 (Going Nuclear): Tara suggests that Nestle wanted Kit Kat to be the most popular candy given to kids by paedophiles, so they made Pedobear their mascot.
  • 7/31/12 (I Steal Pets): The pet store thief after realizing the cash register is locked, tries to save face by puppy-napping a young pomeranian. Hilarity Ensues. And even better, it's all on video!
    • He does this by stuffing the puppy down his PANTS.
    • When talking about the story about a man who set off a firecracker between his buttocks, Tara points out the double meaning of the word "backfire". Cue Nash and Hope's Collective Groan.
    • A man was caught washing his testicles in a drinking fountain and he was arrested for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and misuse of a drinking fountain.
  • 8/6/12 (Candy Coated Meth): Tara suggesting that people should be allowed throw baseballs at the It's A Small World ride at Disney World.
  • 8/13/12 (You Obviously Love Owls): Three words you shouldn't say in public (EVER): bomb, bob, and bong. You call him Robert.
    • Nash's hilarious Take That! towards the YOLO (You Only live Once) meme.
      Nash: I do not obviously love owls!
    • The story about a man who crashed a stolen car and hid in a closet while naked.
      JesuOtaku: (Impersonating a police officer on a megaphone) This is the police! Come out of the closet!
    • "Tokyo Drift! Big Fuckin' Toyota!"
    • A Douchequake-worth story inspires Nash and Hope to start singing the Ding Dong Song.
  • 8/20/2012 - Unleash The Monkey!
    • Tara admitting, on behalf of women everywhere, that there is nothing more entertaining than making guys perform "Stupid Human Tricks", just to see if they're actually dumb enough to do it.
    • A return to an old WTFIWWY theme: Meat in Your Pants!
      Nash: Here's the part that really skeeves me out: he didn't just put it in his pants: he unwrapped it before putting it in his pants. Y'gonna eat that later?! Really!?
    • And then shortly thereafter:
      Tara: What do you think is in a six-dollar sausage?
      Nash: [Thinks for a moment] ...Really distinguished pig lips.
    • "Always keep your sausage wrapped!"
    • Satan's Penthouse in Hell!
    • 14-year-old boy blows 0.165 BAC driving his drunk 49-year-old father home. More than twice the legal limit to drive in the state of South Dakota.
      Nash: [Applauding] Hats off to you, kid! Holy Shit!
      Tara: Well you'd like to say at least Dad had the presence of mind to get a ride home, cuz his ass is drunk. But then you consider that he got a ride home from his fourteen-year-old, who's also drunk, and all that goes out the window!
      Nash: He was ALL of the drunk! That was every single drunk! There was no more drunk left!
      Tara: And he had an open container in the car, according to the rest of the story. He was still drinkin'! The party was ongoing!
      Nash: I wonder which one of them said "Here, hold my beer." Y'know it was said at some point!
    • Ladies and Gentlemen: The Greatest Story In the History of Ever! Nash has been trying to contain himself through the entire episode, and Tara is clutching her hippo plushie in terror of what he is about to unleash!
      Nash: This is officially 'The Best Thing in The History of Ever'. ... I'm so happy to get to tell you guys about this story. You don't know. You just. You. Don't. Know."
      [Later Still]
      Nash: "If he sez he'll let the monkeys loose, he will let the monkeys loose!" "Saw him get ahold of a dog once..." "oh yeah..."
    • Tara flubs and coins "Marky-Mark and the Monkey Bunch"!
  • 8/27/2012 (Our Lord Rhesus Christ):
    • The live broadcast had no sound in the beginning, so when the recording was uploaded to the site, it was edited to look like a silent film. This happens twice.
    • Discussing an elderly woman who vandalized a church fresco:
      Tara: [Jesus looks like a nesting doll.] Oh God, they could have the Twelve Apostles [inside]...
      Nash: [dies laughing]
      Tara: The Twelve Apostles, and the tiniest one would be the Baby Jesus! That would actually be really adorable!
      Nash: And really blasphemous, but...
      Tara: NO, it wouldn't be blasphemous!
    • Tara's hilarious wordless reaction to Nash's comment, "I have never comprehended the entire concept of the orgy," ending with zipping her lips.
    • Following a story about a man who got jealous during an orgy, Nash wonders if he saw the Sesame Street short that taught "sharing is caring", which leads Tara to wonder if there was an orgy etiquette lesson on Sesame Street.
      Tara: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12... PENISES!
    • Nash and Tara keeping their fingers crossed for when they (inevitably) get a story of someone sneaking aboard the space shuttle.
  • 9/10/12 (Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)):
    • Because of the setup for three people, Nash's screen is inbetween Lewis' (Linkara) and Tara's screens. When one of them is talking, he turns his head so that it looks like he is looking at that person. When Linkara and Tara start talking quickly, Nash's head is whipping back and forth between them.
    • Lewis' comments before and during the Slow Loris story.
      • When he brings up that aphrodisiacs do not work like Head-On:
      Tara: Monkey-On! Apply directly to genitals!
    • The volley of Sonic the Hedgehog jokes that result from the second Florida story.
      • They range from "Sonic Unleashed" to claiming that Sonic the Hedgehog owns the Sonic restaurant franchise.
      Nash: Hey Sonic! What do we do if there's a naked guy outside your restaurant?
    • Tara and Lewis have a religious debate... which veers into the topic of child psychology.
    • At the end of the What Have We Learned segment, the three end up trying to one-up one anothers' toy collections.
    • Special mention goes to Lewis' laugh during the chihuahua story.
      • "And Nash thought this would be too blue for me."
  • 9/17/12 (A better Love Story than Twilight ):
    • The Stinger: Disembodied Orgasm Hippo doesn't work. Nash is thrilled.
    • The video opens up with everyone admiring JO's new hairstyle, which JO states people have said it resembled Reese's Pieces. Nash, however, doesn't agree.
      Nash: The fuck Reese's Pieces have you people been eating!?
    • In the story about the guy who breaks into people's houses and tell them God sent him to marry their daughters, Nash wonders if that's God's idea of a prank.
      Nash: "Guy. Hey, guy. Um.. Yeah, it's God. I want you to go to 287 Winslow and break in because, guess what? You're getting luck tonight. Go on, there you go... *Turns around, laughing* "Hey, Jesus! He's actually doing it, check this shit out! Where's the Holy Ghost, we gotta show him!"
      JO: Gabriel! Gabriel! *Mimics holding newspaper, in a British accent* "Oh, not this shit again..."
    • Nash and Hope's speculations about the "strange noises" the stalker did into the telephone.
    • Three words: Monkey paratrooper rain.
    • The story about the documentary Donkey Love being entered in a film competition and WINNING horrifies everyone, until they find out this was from Australia and Tara thinks it all makes sense. Nash then tries to stop her, fearing he's going to get letters, but when she keeps going, Nash mimes writing a letter:
      Nash: "Dear Nash, I live in Australia, and I resent the idea that my people fuck donkeys. The red-headed woman is making me angry."
  • 10/1/12 (More Cushion For the Pushin):
    • Tara makes Nash completely break down during the story about a man making love to an abandoned couch on the street:
      None of this would be a problem if the Invisible Woman wasn't such a bitch and would just own up.
  • In one Christmas episode, Nash and JesuOtaku were wearing Santa hats. To keep with the Christmas theme, JO proceeded to drape Christmas lights over herself.
  • 10/15/12 (Give Granny a Kiss): Nash's facepalm when Tara starts relaying another hilarious story from her childhood about melting her family's TV. Later, Tara's reaction to Nash's story about his father and dynamite:
    Tara: I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up? [...] My father never blew anything up. Yes, he set a dog's ass on fire, but that was an accident.
    • Nash and Tara talk about making a website that regularly updates to indicate where a certain man's penis is stuck that day.
      Today, my penis is stuck in a beagle!
  • 10/22/12 (Abercrombie uber Alles): From a story where a man defecated himself during a fight with some cops:
    Nash: I'm imagining him sitting there, going "I should do something", and there's the angel and the devil. One of them goes "shit in your pants!", and the angel goes "...yeah! Shit in your pants!".
    • Also the Halloween special that accompanies the video, "This Is Hookerween." Most of their reactions to the Top Ten Worst Sexy Costumes qualify, but the #1 spot, a giant black inflatable penis costume, takes the cake. The more they look at it the more things they find wrong and offensive about it. Then Nash reads the description and discovers the costumes comes with "four AA batteries." Tara proceeds to ask what is simultaneously the best and worst question ever:
      Tara: Does it vibrate? (Video fades out on one of the most horrified faces that Nash has ever pulled.)
  • 11/19/12 (Double-Clicking Your Mouse): A story of a man jerking off at a drive-thru of McDonald's makes Nash wonder why they keep getting stories of McDonalds shenanigans.
    Nash: Why does this keep happening?
    Tara: Grease makes for cheap lube? (The Fridge Horror hits Nash and creeps him the hell out!) And my work here is done!
    • Tara revealing that she knows a surprising amount about Pablo Escobar... because he's the reason that Colombia has a thriving hippo population.
  • 11/26/12 (Black Friday Follies): Tara asks the channel to draw her fan art of the Evangelists as the Avengers.
  • 12/17/12 (To Kill a Toilet): Before the episode starts, Nash presents a Christmas gift he got from Walmart: Excedrin, which is aspirin. Considering what he discusses on this makes perfect sense.
    Nash: Walmart has realized I buy so much Excedrin, they're sending it to me for Christmas. (Beat) This is what you do to me.
  • 12/31/12 (That Doesn't Go There 2012): Two men are wanted for assaulting a man while dressed as Oompa Loompas, Linkara composes a song...
    Linkara: Oompa Loompa without a trace, I am going to punch you in the face.
    JO: What do you get when you're drunk in Norwich? Attacked by two guys who... I don't know, fight like a bitch?
  • 1/21/13 (All Aboard the Windex Express): The story about the cleaning lady who started a train by accident. First, Tara gets all giddy about stealing a train and making RDA Express and then the show devolves into Mr. Tran & The Toy Cack quotes.
    • A man broke into a house and baked a pie while in underwear. The article worded this incorrectly.
      Nash: Now what's wrong with that phrasing?
      Tara: He must have really, really been running a bad fever.
  • 1/28/13 (Stop Drop and Jerk): The tie for "worst of the week" to end the episode- both featuring drug induced naked insanity. The first had a man who got high on lysol, got naked, tried to set his bed on fire, tried to eat coins and taser barbs, growled at people, and finally bent over and spread his anus open and proclaimed "Who wants some?" The other is simply summed up as "violent naked pooping masturbator".
    • Nine words: "Take off your fucking fedora and do some heroin!"
    • Also, the opening to the episode: Tara is wearing fake glasses with hot-pink plastic rims- and pretending not to notice them; Nash is utterly bewildered. After about ten seconds of near-total silence, Nash finally asks, "Must you?"
    • Tara bitching about the friend zone while Nash quotes Airplane!.
      The friend zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the friend zone.
  • 2/4/13 (Grand Theft Seabiscuit): Tara revealing the secret to her youth:
    Tara: I sleep in Tupperware filled with this mixture of argon-oil and unicorn blood and the tears of virgins. Works like a charm!
    • Tara has to ask Nash to rephrase the phrase 'comes at you', given the show's content...
  • 2/11/13 (Can You Hear Me Now): Disembodied Orgasm Hippo returns. Much to Nash's dismay.
    • The story about a man who tried to hide a phone up his butt and was caught when the phone began ringing. Tara explains that it may be the first case of a "reverse butt-dial".
    • Nash claiming that God is a Troll during the story about a huge colony of flying spiders in Brazil.
  • 2/18/13 (The Hard-Packed Snow): Nash and Oancitzen's reaction to the inevitable- a story about a police chase involving a donut truck.
    Oancitizen: (A la Homer Simpson) Mmm, Grand Theft Auto.
    • Kyle tries to come up with a verb that means 'to create a snow penis' and ends up with 'snow-dick'. Nash loses it.
  • 2/25/13 (Flight of the SUV): Having recovered from last week's illness, Tara apologizes for not making an appearance, but speculates that trying to present her half of the show through charades wouldn't have been entertaining... whereupon Nash decides to run with it by tugging on his earlobe and making a certain gesture. Tara follows this up by making a hilariously overexaggerated "angry face" and hoisting two middle fingers at the camera. And this ended up being this episodes' thumbnail in the blip tv episode guide!
  • 3/11/13 (Snowflame Needs No Pants): SNOOOOOWFLAAAAME!!!!
  • 3/18/13 (Secret Canine Jihad): Hope and Tara being divas about not having their names in the credits, after Nash plays the opening without the latter's name in it.
  • 4/1/13 (The Whizzinator): Space Guy and Linkara comparing their spaceships.
    Space Guy: I have a spaceship too....
    Linkara: (whispering into microphone) Mine's bigger.
    Space Guy: (quietly and defensively) It's not about the size it's how you use it...
    • Much all of what Space Guy says can count as this, but his comment that the Whizzinator should be a hands-free device stands out for making Linkara completely crack up.
    • Linkara's expression when the Dihydrogen Monoxide prank is brought up. Something about the fact that he knows where it's going.
  • 4/29/13 (It's Too Damn Big): Nash recites a story title, only to be so utterly baffled at it that he starts trailing off mid-word.
    • One journalist used so many bad puns that Nash kept interrupting the article with his fervent wishes to kill the author.
    • After reading an article about a guy releasing a song on iTunes about his penis which is filled with jokes about penises, Nash loudly proclaims that the writer must die.
    • The very next story's opening line has Nash flip the bird and yell FUCK YOU! The face Nash makes and the voice he says it in make it extra funny.
    • The article about the burglar scared by a cat. "They're not coming to rescue you. They're coming to arrest you."
    • The chat went nuts because a burglar in one of the stories looked eerily like Bennett the Sage.
  • 5/12/13 (And Don't Call Me Shirley): The fact that someone stripped naked after claiming to be a monkey.
    • A man called 911 to get Koolaid and drugs (80 times!). Nash's reenactment is hilarious.
  • 5/13/13 (Smoke Weed Erryday): The chat beginning a recitation of dozens of nautical-themed euphemisms for A Date with Rosie Palms, bringing both Kyle and Nash to raucous laughter, finishing off with one viewer's simple declaration of, "Master Baiter", sending Nash into a fit.
  • 5/20/13 (Catch Me If You Can): Tara spells 'hypocritical' as 'hippocritical'.
    • Tara suggests using small children as throwing weapons.
    • In an amazing display of timing, Tara's sound quality goes to 'demonic robot' just as she says that she saw a gif of Mr Hands.
      • It also kicked back in when she said that she wouldn't say Exterminate (and only that one word).
    • Tara springing Disembodied Orgasming Hippo on Nash. The look on his face screamed "I walked right into that one."
    • This exchange just before, in relation to a couple changing their kid's diaper on a table in Starbucks:
      Tara: You wouldn't take a shit on that table!
      Nash: Think about the stories we cover, Tara.
  • 5/27/13: Tara went robot again, and it got worse.
    • The story about a group of medical staff who, for some reason, randomly had an orgy while at work. Nash was flabbergasted, to say the least.
  • 6/3/13 (Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day): A story about a naked man who starts shouting "nonsense" leads Nash and Tara to ask what nonsense was he shouting, leading the channel to start shouting Take Thats. These include "The Xbox One is a great system", "Michael Bay is a great director", and Glenn Beck is an intelligent individual".
  • 6/17/13 (How Many Licks): A teacher has his/her students write suicide notes inspired by The Secret Life of Bees. Tara wonders what you do for extra credit?
    • A naked man climbs a power transmission tower. Nash can't comprehend this AT ALL.
    • Tara threatening to ban the entire chatroom if anyone else mentions the fact that "at least he didn't try and put it in his butt" during the same story.
  • 6/24/13 (Mushrooms Are Bad For You): A woman was arrested for impersonating a dentist. Even better? She's the wife of someone who attempted the same thing and was covered on the show.
  • 7/1/13 (Headline Mad-Libs): During the story on a mature porn site that offered Paula Deen six figures to represent them, Tara cracked about how they should make it worth it — a video where Deen is sodomized with a buttered-up drumstick. This breaks everyone, from Nash to the audience to Mike, the producer. She then speculates on a hypothetical BDSM porn film that features Paula Deen punishing Fabio for using margarine.
  • 7/8/13 (Junk in the Junk): The first story has Florida accidentally banning the internet from the entire state.
    Nash: So, thank you, Florida. I would like to thank you, and I would like to personally thank Governor Rick Scott for removing Florida from the internet!
    Tara: Thank them?! We're out of a job now!
    Nash: *Uproarious laughter*
    • Nash and Tara compare their real-life stories of really bad excuses people made to cover up the fact that they were running brothels.
    • After Nash and Tara get to a story about a woman who was caught having surgically implanted meth into her pelvis, Tara breaks down.
      Tara: I really... I really need people to stop transporting things inside their person. I really need people to stop swallowing things and shoving things in places they don't go and cutting themselves open and giving themselves breast implants full of cocaine! I really need people to stop doing this; my sanity can't take it! I'm starting to make Hitler jokes, for God's sakes! I can't take this shit anymore! (pause while Nash laughs) I saw a hashtag on Twitter, #ifmyvaginawasagun, and my first thought wasn't even, like, a reproductive rights issue, it was, like, 'oh, I remember that story'!
  • 7/15/13 (Chronic Ghetto Booty)
    Florida story of the week: Man robs gas station after filling job application.
    A doctor tells his patient her bad back is the result of "ghetto booty."
    • Tara recalls the story of her orthodontist snapping two of her bottom teeth in half. All Nash can do is sit there with a terrified look on his face.
  • 7/22/13 (Five-Dollar Foot Longs)
    A marijuana pipe was found in a Happy Meal. At the end of the show, Nash realizes "Our Happy Meal toys sucked when we were kids!"
  • 7/29/13 (The Rare Endangered Dildo): Nash tells the story of how he got accidentally rammed by Anne McCaffrey.
    "There is a Nash shaped dent on the front of her scooter."
    • Nash encourages all his non-white viewers to sign up to the KKK's Neighborhood Watch, just to fuck with their heads.
    • A 20-person fight breaks out at a Chuck E. Cheese. One of the chatters wants to know if the ball pit was involved. Later during the recap of the story, Nash wants to know if alcoholic beverages are served at Chuck E. Cheese. When Producer Mike copy pastes a drink menu as evidence that they do, Nash replies "That's a bad plan."
  • 8/12/13 (Two Bongs Don't Make a Right)
    • The first story where an Australian politician mistakes 'Islam' for a country, the word 'harem' for the Quran and thought Jews worshipped Jesus Christ. The lack of research, it has to be seen, especially as it ended her political career after merely 48 hours.
      Nash: I am amazed at how fast she got ALL THE THINGS WRONG!!!
      Tara: ...
    • A drug dealer calls the cops when his stash is stolen. Nash says we learned that the cops are not your referee.
    • One of the items is about a fish that mistakes your balls for its favorite snack (meaning nuts). Nash says "Fuck you, nature!" note 
    • The fact that somewhere out there, there is a summer camp based on The Hunger Games. Apparently not even the journalist could completely believe it.
      This Exists: Summer camp based on the Hunger Games
  • 8/19/13: Stick a Fork in 'Im
    • The story about the dog that accidentally took its owner's car on a joyride, one highlight being that it managed to make a U-turn in traffic. Tara is pretty amazed.
  • 8/26/13: The Ultimate Getaway Car (with Derek The Bard)
    • Right out the gate, we learn that the English Language is officially broken. The dictionary has been re-written so that the word "literally" also means "figuratively". Nash loudly proclaims "We broke the language."
    • A Winnebago crashes into a tavern in Boring. Of course the headline reads "Winnebago crashes into Boring Tavern." A person in the chatroom proclaims "It's not Boring anymore!"
    • Police chase a perp who got away...wait for it...on a mo-ped.
    • In Swaziland, a new law was passed fining witches on broomsticks, provided they fly higher than 150 meters. Derek says that'll ruin the next Quidditch game.
  • 9/2/13: The Booty's Booty
    • Three Words: Screaming. Walk-in. Vagina.
  • 9/9/13: That'll Do, Pig
    • A pig went on a drunken rampage. There was much rejoicing.
    • The escalation of nudity under the influence: a naked man jumping on and rolling off a police car's windshield while high on acid, a naked woman attacking several cars while high on coke and bath salts, a naked woman and man possibly under the influence of ecstasy sparking a fight with their local SWAT team.
  • 9/16/13: Take Drugs, Fight a Bear
    • A man punches a bear and lives! Tara is worried that her boyfriend might find out.
    • There is an outbreak of herpes-infested monkeys in Florida. Tara says this is nature's way of telling Florida "I'm done with you."
  • 9/23/13: The No-Pants Dance
    • In a story about a woman who threw feces at a cop, Nash berates the reporter for opening with a poop pun while unwittingly making several of his own. Tara is pleased.
    • Tara admits that she's never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Nash's eye starts twitching.
      • Someone in the chat then comments "burn the witch!" Being uninitiated, Tara's comment is that such an action wouldn't be a proportionate response, before realizing that it is, in fact, a reference to Holy Grail itself.
    • The story of a man who can make alcohol in his stomach. There were way too many jokes made to write them all here.
  • 9/30/13: Naptime at 30,000 Feet
  • 10/7/13: Katamari Dildocy
    • "Each week... the computer won't fucking work properly..."
    • After a story about a company offering dildos to people affected by the government shutdown, Nash and Kyle remark that "the government shut down" could be exploited as the new "the dog ate my homework".
      • Cue Kyle stuttering uncontrollably while trying to come up with a reason for said vibrators...
      Nash: Ladies and gentlemen, our regular cohost has been replaced with Porky Pig!
      Kyle: *as Porky Pig* Th-th-the eh vibra-vibra-the vibra-the di-di-dildos...
    • Kyle trying to create a backstory to a woman who attacked a slushy machine while naked:
      Kyle: Her parents divorced after a terrible fight with a slushy machine... she lost a dog as a child when a slushy machine fell on it... she's not attracted to the slushy machine...
  • 10/14/2013: Cop vs Squirrel
    • Nash discovers that in one story involving public masturbation, the town was called 'Beaverton' and the man in question's last name is 'Leatherman'.
    • Brian quoting The Simpsons, specifically Mr Burns saying 'I've never seen someone take to a Turkish prison so quickly.' Nash is both horrified and laughing very hard.
    • The sheer stupidity of the man trying to pass off failing an alcohol test as 'pouring it in his ear to prove Jesus right' caused Brian to get up and walk away after Nash says it's "because science." He then returns a few minutes later:
      Nash: I think we broke him already.
  • 10/28/13: Real Men Fight the Corn
    • The episode opens with Tara in a Batgirl costume, which Nash mistakes for Misfit, which makes her really sad.
    • Nash and Tara decide on the ultimate test for a man: Being able to fight through the cornstalks of a corn maze.
  • 10/28/13: This is Hookerween 2013
    • Adult Robo Chick Robocop Costume
      Nash: Who saw Peter Weller with the helmet off, and with the fucking screwed up bald head welded into the metal bit—
      Tara: Yeah, that I remember; they just kinda fused his face on to a robot head and it was really weird looking, it kinda looked like the Borg Queen... Only not.
      Nash: Who saw that, and said "I want to stick my penis in that thing!" Who saw— WHO DID THAT?!
      Tara: Japan?
      [Beat. Nash acts as if he's going to raise a counter-argument, but thinks for a few seconds]]
      Nash: ...Probably, yeah.
    • Also from the Robocop costume, someone in the chat "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
    • Nash's rant upon seeing the Sexy Hamburgler costume.
      Nash: Robble... fucking robble...
      • Nash and Tara go on a sidetracked discussion on why the Hamburlgar was dressed in a prison uniform. "Maybe he's an escaped Hamburglar."
  • 11/04/13: Trauma Llama
    • Summing up the way a pumpkin pie is made as a lead-up to this joke on criminals trying to smuggle cocaine in pumpkins.
      Tara: Man, I don't know what it is, your pumpkin pie's addictive.
    • Their entire reaction to the last story. Just...WHY!? "What happens when you dress as a Boston Marathon victim, and post it on Twitter."
  • 12/09/13: Mind Bullets
    • "Do tin-foil hats protect you from imaginary arrows?"
    • Tara states that Microsoft's 'Smart-Bra design is unneeded, stating that bras are already annoying enough without them nagging. Nash responds by asking if it's possible "to have a texting argument with your tits" using the bra.
      • When it's revealed that the bra is designed to prevent stress-related eating, one chat member chimes in with "The MoodBra - calm your tits."
  • 12/30/13: Such Money, So Stolen
    • There was a story where a man was high on meth, masturbating, and fought off 15 police officers who were tasing him. Nash and Tara were wondering what would happen if a guy were tased in the dick. You can be sure a story about a guy tasing his dick will come up eventually.
    • The Clerks references are just golden. "He was tackled by fifteen guys... in a row?"
    • A bit of black comedy from Tara at the beginning:
    Nash: That shit [the idea that Shia LeBeouf could become a Senator] is fuckin' plausible.
    Tara: Well, I know, that's why I'm heavily medicated.
  • 1/20/14: Even if its somewhat tearjerking now in hindsight, this episode was funny as hell.
    • Politician makes statement on immigration, via blackface.
      Justin: And he started the speech by saying "Yo, yo, yo," and ended it by saying "Word."
    • Would be carjackers can't drive a stick.
    • A would-be thief apparently went to Midvale School for the Gifted
    • How nice Canada is when dealing with bomb threats.
      Nash: YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
    • Anatomically correct Cubs Mascot.
    • Express Checkout beat down!
  • 1/28/14:
    • Tara gets a sound board. Hilarity Ensues.
    • A cow farts, causing a barn to blow up. Tara's response:
      Tara: Well, now we can't trust the cows, 'cause Al Qaida.
    • A raccoon causes electrical damage by chomping on wires. Cue cries of "Rocket Raccoon=/=Sly Cooper, no!" in chat.
    • Later, a toilet blows up, because of a defect. Cue Mythbusters jokes in chat.
      • Plus, Nash's idea for a montage of exploding toilets set to the 1812 Overture (or, as Tara suggests, 2001: A Space Odyssey).
    • Florida Man Rips Open Bag With Teeth, Eats Cocaine.
      Nash: It is our old favorite Florida man. He's back. And, WOW, this is a doozy. (Beat) I don't know how he's still alive.
      • Tara relates a story about one of her mother's patients who had snorted drugs so often that they'd worn a hole through their septum large enough to floss through with a tissue. Nash's reaction is priceless.
    • A man is caught dry humping his mailbox in the nude. Nash quickly points out that his mugshot looks like he's going "...why did I do that?"
  • 2/16/14
    • It's discovered that a VERY lifelike sculpture of a sleepwalking man dressed only in tightey whities is outside a girls' dorm. Nash is speechless.
    • Upon reading the headline, "Crime Dog Actor Sentenced for Pot, Weapons".
      Nash: I would not think those two things would normally go together...
      Tara: No...
      Nash: Cause when I'm- when you're on pot you don't want weapons.
      Tara: Nice editing.
  • 3/17/14: "Have Gun, Will Retweet"
    • The Douchequake manifests in real life, without Nash's prompting!note 
  • 3/24/14: "The Wonderful World of Arson"
  • 4/28/14: "The Eight Inch Floppies of the Apocalypse"
    • Tara is repeated distracted by her kitty trying to steal her headphones. At one point, the two have a tug of war on camera while Nash tries valiantly to power through.
    • The last story. Victoria's Secret Compartment done very, very wrong.
  • 5/12/14: "The Great Toilet Robbery":
    • While discussing Holocaust deniers and where they think six million people went.
      Tara *reading a comment*: Ah, there we go, maybe they all went to the bathroom.
      Nash *happily* Speaking of the bathroom!
      • Tara then laments her terrible superpower of inadvertently giving Nash segues and imagining her as an X-Man on a Segway. Nash notes that someone is drawing that.
  • 6/2/14: "The Conductor of the Poop Truck":
    • After Nash mentions that tonights episode will have "horrible shit".
      Tara: I hope you're not talking about literal horrible shit.
    • Tara makes Nash walk out of the room with one simple question: "What's StarCraft?" And even after he comes back, the chatroom keeps yelling at her for a while.
  • 6/23/14: "Red Bull Gives You Madness":
  • 6/30/14: "If You Give a Lion a Cookie":
    • A woman jumps the barrier at a zoo to feed a lion a cookie. Tara says, "Mmm. Dinner brought dessert!"
  • 7/21/14: "Serial Pooper Task Force"
    • Nash tells a story about a time a friend's young kid came running up to him, punched him in the junk, and proceeded to claim "I'm Batman!".
    • During the final portion of the show, Tara's kitty Bridget suddenly decides to run around the room like a bat out of hell. At random intervals. Nash loves this.
    • Nash laments that the term "serial pooper" has to exist in society, but Tara finds a silver lining:
      Tara: Although, there's your easy Halloween costume. You know how there's always one guy at the party with a box of Lucky Charms with a knife through it? Now you cant just poop in that Lucky Charms box and carry it around!
      Nash: [makes a horrified expression]
      Tara: Maybe it should be a Cocoa Puffs box.
      Nash: Tara!
  • 7/28/14: Allison Pregler and Brad Jones co-host the show from Nash's studio with him and Tara for the 14th anniversary. Brad's barrage of snarky one-liners just brought the house down.
    • Seeing Alison's reactions to past stories like the women who hid guns in their vaginas, and I think Brad has inspiration for his next movies.
  • 8/4/14: Tara's webcam mic glitches at the very beginning, causing loud robotic noises to emanate whenever she tries to speak. Nash reacts amazingly, comparing it to the sounds the Zylons make in the vintage Atari game Star Raiders.
    • When further glitches cause Tara's call to be dropped twice, Nash speculates that Bridget the cat is downloading porn.
  • 8/11/14: Nash points out that over a million people tuned in to watch the Fish Plays Pokemon stream.
    Tara: You know what that means. We need a fish.
  • 8/25/14: "Come on Baby, "Like" my Fire"
    • On the subject of a woman setting a fire so her firefighter friends wouldn't be bored.
      Josh: My friend's a cop. I need to give him more work [does the hand-like-a-gun pose at Jack] bang.
  • 9/8/14: "A Link to the Crash"
    • After coving the story where fake links to nude celeb photos crash New Zealand's internet:
      Tara: Wow, those were some lonely Hobbits. I mean, all the elves went into the west, what were they supposed to look at now?
    • Nash's reaction to the crashing is to point at the camera and laugh hysterically.
    • Tara has an amusing Malaproper moment when she mistakenly says focaccia instead of facacta (or farkakte, basically Yiddish for "fucked up").
      Tara:'s a little focaccia, you know?
      Tara: I don't know why I just said focaccia, that's a kind of bread.
    • At one point Nash brings up the Star Wars prequels, and Tara interrupts him to describe a weird Star Wars dream she had. It begins "So me, Padme, and my nieces were on this boat going through this icy river..." and gets weirder from there. Nash just sits there looking bewildered.
      Nash: ...what just happened?
  • 9/15/14: "Super-Size Embalming With Fries":
  • 9/22/14 - "iDiot": There's a device that allows you attach your iPad to your face to experience virtual reality. It makes you look like this.
    Tara: We're in the wrong line of work, man. We make people look like idiots for free!
    • Tara questions the fact that the photos for the device were taken outside.
      Nash: No, you see, he's got the iPad on his face, he's got the camera app running, *Nash starts cracking up* so he can see the world in virtual reality!'
  • 10/06/14: Nash, with Todd filling in for Tara, cover a story about a man who stole a bouncy castle and put it up in his yard.
    Todd: I respect this crime! In fact, if I was to steal a (Beat) *immediately shuts up and grins mischievously*
    Nash: Todd? Todd, are you gonna be on the show next week?
    Todd: No (Beat) Not next week. These things take time.
  • 10/20/14: Nash says that given the detail of reporting about the guy who humped a My Little Pony doll, someone was obviously observing this, so he asks why didn't he intervene. Tara asks "would you?", which leaves him quiet and making him seriously contemplate his answer.
  • 11/10/14: The Evil Stick. Everyone in the chat was expecting another appearance of it on the Bootlegs Zone.
  • 11/17/14: Upon hearing the news that there is a "stupidity virus", Tara realizes that the show could be used for research.
    Nash: Like, the CDC pouring over my archives going: "We have to find Patient Zero! Where is he?!"
    Nash (as other scientist): "Well, apparently he's in Florida somewhere, sir!"
    Tara: We're doing important work! We're tracking the decline! They're gonna make bronze statues of us! (Beat) And then draw dicks on them."
  • 12/1/14: Talking about a tendency of bad things to happen over and over:
    Nash: Remember the guy who stole an ambulance?
    Tara: Which one?
    Nash: Exactly.
  • "Shock The Monkey": A man with the same name as Sean Connery's character in Highlander attempts to burn down a church, claiming he is Jesus. Nash and Patros decide that this is something Sean Connery would actually do.
    • Petros telling the story of when he overdosed on medication in Las Vegas on his 24th birthday, and asked a policeman to "take [him] to the boobies".
    • When discussing the titular story (an abandoned pet monkey got hyped up on chocolate in France, and had to be tased), Nash imitates how he thinks the monkey's previous owner acted, producing some kind of accent between Inspector Clouseau and Tommy Wiseau.
      Nash: "Fuck you, monkey! I don't want you anymore!"
    • Nash's recurring tale of getting so drunk he thought he was Jesus is topped by Petros. Petros got so drunk he woke up in another country. Twice. First Wales, then Scotland.
    • This says it all:
      Nash: Gwyneth Paltrow
      Tara: Oh, God.
    • Tara remarks on the show the week before, the chat dubbed Dan as "Replacement Bridget", right on cue, Bridget attempts to tackle a piece of ribbon, overshoots and tumbles off the bed. Nash stifles his laughter before Tara's next remark of "I don't think Dan's ever going to do that." gets Nash to burst out laughing.
  • 2/9/15 (The Hugh Hefner Redemption):
    • On the story of Iggy Azalea's number getting leaked by a Papa John's delivery driver, Tara has a question: If she's "so fancy", why is she ordering from Papa John's?
    • Tara's entire story of how much of a pain it is to get her nephew to do his grammar homework, especially the part where he "accidentally" drew on it.
  • 2/16/15 (50 Shades of Blue Cross) - Tara is actually impressed (briefly) by a drunk driver's plan to pour water on the road to make it look like the damage to his car was caused by ice on the road:
    Tara: For drunk off your ass planning, that's pretty good.
  • 3/9/15 (A Dime Bag of Grampa): Nash answers Tara's Skype call only to find himself face to face with Disembodied Orgasm Hippo. His reaction is priceless.
    Nash: Fuck's sake! (facepalm)
    • One story is about a New Hampshire woman who dug up her father's grave while trying to find his "real will". Tara points out the Fridge Logic, making Nash crack up:
      Tara (annoyed): Why is that something you would bury with you, you idiot?! That's the definition of a thing you'd leave behind!
      • Tara also gets a chuckle out of the fact that the family's name is Nash. "Ha ha, it's funny 'cuz it's you."
  • 3/30/15: Nash shows an article about a childrens' light-up Spider-Man costume being recalled because using the wrong kind of battery in it could make it explode. Tara questions if that could actually happen; her boyfriend (whom she even calls her expert on exploding things) chimes in from off-screen with "What, batteries exploding? Oh yeah, I'll show you later." Cue wide-eyed Oh, Crap! look from Tara as Nash absolutely dies laughing.
  • 4/19/15: (Only God Can Bone A Tree) Since Nash was taking part in the Atop the Fourth Wall movie, this episode has a ton of guests, all of whom help bring the funny.
    • When discussing the mailman who landed a gyrocopter on the White House lawn, Brad Jones quips "Mr. President, you just shot down the old man from Up!"
    • On the subject of a man who got high on bath salts and had sex with a tree while proclaiming himself God, Linkara put on an old man voice and ranted about how When I Was Your Age..., we didn't need fancy new drugs because we had cocaine, prompting Dodger to interject "Shut up, old man Snowflame!"
    • On the subject of a truck full of bees overturning, Tara mentions a book she had as a child where a town dealt with a swarm of bees by making a giant jam sandwich and trapping the bees inside. Linkara's reaction: "...This was Plan A."
    • On the subject of a man who set his house on fire trying to kill a mouse, when the group gets a good look at a photograph of the man, they remark that he looks like Ron Swanson with a shaved head. This prompts reactions like Lewis saying "Why did I burn down my house? I have this permission slip here!" and Nash supplying "Don't tell me what I'm about, son."
      • Then; Brad has this reaction, at the Mug Shot; "Dad!?".
  • 5/12/15: Nash shows a video from Thailand where a man has sex with a car. Tara's response? "Well, now we know where Transformers come from..." Nash dies laughing.
  • 5/25/15: (Grandma vs. Robot) Tara mentions that the Sephora 50 Shades of Grey-branded makeup was all brown. Nash responds, "...You had one job."
    • One southern sex ed teacher shows 50 Shades in her classroom, while a southern math teacher lets students have sex in an empty classroom, even supplying them with condoms. Tara immediately dubs them Redneck Avengers.
  • 6/1/15: (Open With The Handy) Nash facepalms at the story of a man who tried to get away from cops by stealing a man's electric wheelchair, as well as his phone. It's a story worthy of a Douchequake!
  • 6/8/15: One story has a man, apparently neither drunk or on drugs, climbing onto and dancing on top of a parked police vehicle... to ward off vampires. In the middle of broad daylight. Tara and (reluctantly) Nash agree that since no one was attacked by a vampire, it had to have worked.
  • 6/15/15: (Five Nights at Realdolls): At the end, instead of doing cute little kitty things, Miracle farts on camera.
  • 6/22/15: (Annie, Get Your Gun (Out of There)): A story reminds Tara of a Burger King promotional site called "Subservient Chicken", a chicken in a garter and stockings which will do what you type into a command bar. Someone in the chat finds a copy of the site. Nash becomes very scared of what he sees. Particularly when he tells it to run, it gets down into an Olympic start position before charging full tilt at the camera, making Nash scream.
  • 6/29/15: (Chicken Slayer Romance): When asked if he was prepared to co-host, ChaosD1 held up a bottle and flask of booze.
  • 07/21/15: (My Milkshakes Bring all the Cops to the Yard) Two words: vagina robbery. The article was surprisingly brief on details, as well, so both Nash and Tara couldn't figure out the how or why— especially since, as Tara pointed out, money is potentially covered in germs.
    • The chat also decided "Cocaine Pussy Robbery" would be a good name for a rap song.
    • In another story, a burglar is identified because of a sex toy he left behind. Tara immediately starts speculating about what the sex toy is, up to and including a dildo on a pogo stick. Nash gets up and leaves the room.
  • 7/27/15: (The Mysterious Pooper): A man has been pooping on a Norwegian golf course for ten years and Nash and Tara wonder who would possibly do this. Enter Dan, with a roll of toilet paper. Nash's laughter lasts a whole forty seconds.
    • Somewhat before that: the golf course owner said that the mystery pooper "...Must be someone who, for whatever reason, hates the game of golf." Nash's response? "Motherfucker, you don't need a reason to hate the game of golf!"
  • 8/3/15: (God Hates Banjos): Tara gleefully admitting she watched the Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody (starring Groin), much to Nash's dismay.
  • 8/10/15: (The Bee Train): Tara's face when Nash is reading the story about the man with the cardboard box of bees in a subway station. Especially her grimace when the man offers to demonstrate the box's strength by kicking it.
  • 9/28/15: (Half-Cocked) This exchange:
  • 10/12/15: (Drunk and Naked Science): Tara (inadvertently, as she is wont to do) guesses Airbus' method of getting more people into a plane - by stacking them on top of each other. She's not pleased to realize that her joke is spot-on.
  • 10/19/15: (Wheels on 'Exploding' Fire): During a story about a man who drove a van full of live ammunition over a garbage fire to put it out, the chat says it sounds like something Arlo would do. Nash proceeds to explain the thought process in Arlo-ese.
    • Honestly the only way it could have been funnier is if he had added subtitles when he put it up on youtube
  • 10/26/15: (The Witch Next Door): The show opens with Tara in cracked doll makeup and stroking a cat skeleton saying "Hi, I'm Talking Tara."
    Nash: Goodnight, everyone!
  • 12/29/15: (Christmas Goat War): Nash played a parody song "The Most WTF Time of the Week" by M Sipher and David A. Scott JR. It can be listened here and it is glorious.
  • 12/29/15: (That Doesn't Go There 2015): One of the headlines reads "Man pulls pistol on St. Paul sex shop clerk, demands new penis pump" and the incident occurred on Christmas Day. Tara immediately looks towards Dan and says "You told me you were going out for beer!" Nash absolutely loses it.
    • Further proof that Tara should try stand-up: A story has a man drive a Dodge Challenger through two businesses, a tax accountant and a casket shop. Tara immediately decrees that since the only two certainties in life are "death and taxes", and the man was driving a Challenger, he was literally "challenging life's only certainties". Nash could only stare for a minute with his mouth agape while the whole chat applauded.
    • Recounting the various objects people have inserted into their bodies this past year, Nash gets to a man who inserted a drinking straw into his genitalia while high on meth. Tara claims that her fiancee Dan is off screen doing just that. A moment later, Dan's hand enters the frame to offer her a drinking straw.
  • 1/18/16: (Toxic Stupid Syndrome): Things Grady Likes:
    Nash: Grady likes sleep... he likes food... he likes pooping... he likes the feather toy...
    • Things Grady Hates:
      Nash: Grady doesn't like when I stand up. Grady doesn't like when I walk anywhere in his vicinity. He doesn't like when I sit on the floor anywhere nearby him. Grady doesn't like being picked up. Grady doesn't like when I make any kind of random noise: cough, sneeze, clearing my throat, hates that shit! Grady does not like when I change clothes; he really doesn't like that! Grady does not like when I open the door; Grady does not like when I close the door! Grady doesn't like when a duck farts two miles away!"
    • Also, from Twitter:
      Nash: Tip for cat owners: nothing silences a whining cat like a 12oz. soda belch. I think mine is in shock."
  • 2/1/16: (We All Need the D): The episode opens with Nash saying hi to Miracle while Tara scratches her butt...and she grunts back at him.
  • 2/15/16: (Hands at 10 and 6): Since Tara and Dan are visiting his family, they're present for the show this week. When Nash narrates a compilation article about sex injury data, he talks about one reported incident where a man got PVC pipe and a horse halter ring stuck on his penis, causing Dan's mom to burst out laughing in the background. Despite her insistence that the show is hysterical, an embarrassed Nash buries his head in his hands.
  • 2/22/16: (Drunkey Monkey Knifey): Talking about accents:
    Tara: I don't have an accent! Y'all have an accent!
    Dan (offscreen): You realize you just said "y'all" when talking about....
    Tara: Oh, shut up!
    • Later, discussing a guy who set fire to his house with a blowtorch trying to unfreeze his pipes:
      Tara (to Dan, offscreen): Do you have a blowtorch?
      Dan (after a pause): Yes.
      Tara: SHIT.
  • 3/21/16: (This is for Brodie): After a poorly phrased segue from Nash:
    Dan (offscreen): Really? I thought I was gay.
    • Also, when talking about a man stealing a video game, Nash makes a joke about the criminal stealing a Pokemon game. Which makes Tara ask if Pokemon is a video game, leaving Nash completely speechless for about a minute.
  • 5/9/16 (Al-Gebra): Dan demonstrating how much nail polish Tara has.
    [He comes on screen holding a box, shakes it, and puts it back]
    Tara: (embarrassed) That's my nail polish. That's just the ones I use most often.
    [He shakes another box from just off-screen]
    Tara: It's only a half-hour bit.
    [He shakes another box from just off-screen]
    Tara: And don't bring the rolling cart from upstairs.
    [He shakes another box from just off-screen]
    Dan: There's more.
  • 6/27/16 (Price Check on Meat and Two Veg): Nash and Tara reenacting the reactions of the firemen after reading a story of a teenage girl getting stuck in a Barney the Dinosaur head and the fire department having to free her:
    Nash: (fake southern accent) My daughter is stuck inside a dinosaur!
    Tara: (imitating a firefighter) She got stuck in a what, now?
    Nash: (imitating another firefighter) She got stuck in a dinosaur.... (sigh) Ma'am, have you been drinking?!
  • 7/11/16 (Bae Interns Get Lit) : Dan apparently engaged in, as Nash put, a weekend-long dick measuring contest with John Rhys-Davies during ConnectiCon, in continuation of a previous argument from New York Comic Con, over the value of Dan's doctorate in psychology. Hell, it was the only reason he even went to the con.
    • From the same con, Tara saying she caught a Pikachu, despite not having Pokemon Go.
      Nash: Those were cosplayers, Tara.
  • 7/25/16 (Ron's Creamy Surprise) A commenter sums up Dan and Tara's relationship. Note that it also works the other way around.
    Tara (reading): "Tara is one of those people that you can be in love with and terrified of at the same time."
    (Turns around)
    Tara: Dan-
    Dan (offscreen, and pretty much instantly): Yes!
    • McDonald's in New Zealand had a site where you could customize your own burger,which was taken down after it was hijacked by inappropriate suggestions, including "Ron's Creamy Surprise," which was just a pile of mayonnaise. Nash was laughing his ass off.
  • 8/1/16 (The Wrath of Dickface Johnson): At the beginning of the show, the special guest, the Rap Critic, told the story of graduating from his college to get a picture of a turtle instead of a diploma, leaving Nash speechless.
    • The titular story, a gentleman who, when arrested, said that he had the alias of 'Dickface Johnson'. Predictably, Nash and RC had a field day.
  • 8/22/16 (If This Van is a'Rockin...): A story that cracks Nash up all the way through reading it:
    Nash: Dad mistakenly eats kid's pot brownies. Nebraskan, 53, crawled on floor, called cat a 'bitch'.
  • 9/5/16 '(The Naked Candy Bandit): Since the episode was recorded on Grady's birthday, Nash makes him wear a blue party hat (that's completely covering one of his eyes). Grady gives the camera a look that screams "I will murder you in your sleep."
  • 9/12/16 (Twin Towers of Savings): A story involving a "school history day", an event which involves children going to school dressed up as famous historical figures. Pretty much almost immediately Tara sees red flags;
    Tara (wary): ... There's a lot of historical people you shouldn't send your kid to school as...?
    Nash: You know what, you're on the right track. Holy shit, are you on the right track.
    Tara (fearing the worst): ... Okay... I'm waiting to see a five-year-old dressed like Hitler...
    Nash: - You know what!?
    (And yes, of course the story is of a child going to school dressed up as Hitler)
  • 9/19/16 (The Dread Gazebo):
    • Nash is annoyed that with all the birthday presents he got Grady, the cat's favourite toy is the lid of a fruit cup.
    • As Nash reads a story about a man who stole and crashed a DeLorean, he gets so annoyed by the article's Back to the Future references that he reads the article in a derp voice.
  • 9/26/16 (Little Electronic Vajayjays): Tara explaining why drilling a hole in an iPhone won't create a headphone jack... using sexual metaphor. Nash cracks up the whole time.
  • 10/3/16 (The Acid Evangelical): Linkara's first line pretty much sums up the tone for the night.
    Linkara, blurry, muffled, and wearing a jack-o-lantern on his head: All right, I'm ready for the threeway.note 
  • In the wrap-up for the Halloween 2016 episode, when discussing a man who lit his house on fire while trying to burn away weeds, Tara remarks "The list of things to which fire is the solution is finite." She then immediately looks to her side and says "Shut up." A few seconds later, you can hear her husband Dan responding "It really isn't."
    • Tara's audio went robot for a short while, replacing all her words with beeps.
  • 10/17/16 (Gasoline Abhors a vacuum): For Nash's birthday, Mike sent him a novelty Rastafarian hat. He puts it on and looks hilariously miserable. He later puts it on Grady, who is having none of it. Tara thinks Grady's fitting, as "he's white, lazy and culturally insensitive".
    Tara, to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff": I ate the catnip, but I did not eat the Fancy Feast!
  • 11/21/16 (Playing Chopsticks the Hard Way): A man had an entire neighborhood Citizens Arrest him for menacing them with an air horn. What makes it is the mans mugshot, which has Nash doubled over laughing.
  • 12/13/16 (Traffic Blows): The entire intro with Nash's complete befuddlement over Tara's 'majestic Christmas hippo', producer Mike's Santa sweater gift for Dan and then praising Dottie for being the only creature in the house with sense and lauding her attempts to destroy the aforementioned hippo.
  • 1/3/17 (Samurai Donut Shop): Before the episode started, something went wrong with the audio on Tara, turning all of her speech into unrecognizable (yet musical) beeps. The chat instantly made comparisons to Daft Punk.
  • 1/9/17 (WiFi Proof Underwear): Right when Nash is introducing the CES stories, Dan suddenly walks on-screen with a box with Peggy in it and puts it on the kitten tower. And then she proceeds to claw at Tara anytime her hand comes near.
  • 2/6/17 (Really High Mass): It's finally official: the show's getting a 'This Week in Spicer' segment, detailing whatever nonsense White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been getting up to.
    • In the previous episode, it was revealed that Tara got Grady (Nash's cat) a treat-toy, that you fill with treats and give to the cat, whereupon they knock over the toy to shake the treats out of. In this episode, we learn that Grady Took a Third Option and simply decapitated the toy and ate all of the treats inside. It was nearly two months before Nash found the toy's head.
    • When reading an article, Nash flubs a line slightly: instead of saying a man was wearing a balaclavanote , he was wearing a baklavanote , though he notes that the latter would've made just as much sense.
  • 3/20/17 (One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Fish): Upon finding out Tara has never seen The Goonies, Nash expresses disappointment at her never having seen 'an American cultural touchstone'. And then this conversation takes place.
    Tara: I've seen Gremlins, isn't that the same thing?
    Nash: *facepalm*
    Dan: *laughs*
    Nash: It's Spielberg!
    Tara: Oooooh, so was Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
    • Tara, at one point, turns off-screen and yells 'oh, you're not gonna make that, oh no'. Which then leads to an amazing quote and insane laughter from Nash.
      Tara: Dottie just Gandalf'd off the other tower. note 
  • 4/24/17 (Thousand Pound Bra): Nash demonstrates what he does when he has no good segue.
    Nash: Now let's talk about boobs.
  • 5/1/17 (Shave and a Haircut, Two Clips): Discussing the Amazon Echo Look camera, built to rate your outfit, and the inevitability of it being hacked, Nash and Tara already know what hackers are gonna see.
    Nash, with Grady in his lap: The only furry little dick you're gonna see is this thing.
  • 5/29/17 (Midnight (Pigeon) Express): Nash and Tara are discussing the story of 3 people who got busted for having a threesome in a closed restaurant. As they begin to move on, Tara spots a truly special comment. For the first time in the show's history, someone in the chat revealed that they had a direct connection to someone in a story. In this case, a viewer went to high school with one of the perps.
  • 6/12/17 (911 Is A Joke In Your Town): Sunny Jim makes a guest appearance. Their first story has a mother bear and her cubs take over Dracula's castle. Tara suggests that one of those bear cubs is Lyanna Mormont, while Jim declares:
    • Apparently, in her LARP - ing days, Tara wanted a Ghoul Hippo, while in his LARP - ing days, Nash had a friend who employed a Ghoul Raccoon.
    • In the coda:
      Jim: We haven't had a celebratory nude food thing, have we?
      Nash: No.
      Jim: *mimes throwing off a shirt* This quiche was amazing!!
  • 8/22/17 (The One That Didn't Get Away): Nash as a drunk Ariel. Just all of it.
  • 8/28/17 (Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen): Nash, Tara and Dan get into a discussion about why men would want fake guns.
    Nash: It's the same reason men stuff socks down the front of their shorts, Tara.
    Dan: *gestures to the screen in agreement*
    Tara: *pointing at Dan* He told me that was cause they were absorbent.
    Nash: *bursts out laughing*
    Tara: *grins*
  • 9/18/17 (The Hamburger): Tara was off for two weeks. She makes up for lost time by utterly breaking Nash... before the show proper starts. She did so by telling him about Puppetry of the Penis. NSFW.
  • 10/9/17 (Sobriety Not Guaranteed): When discussing a story about a pumpkin spice air freshener causing a school evacuation, Tara mentions that now would be a good time to have Dan on (who was elsewhere that night) because he could tell everyone if there were poison gases that smelled like pumpkin spice. However, he was watching since he texted Tara within 30 seconds to confirm that there are indeed no poison gases that smell like pumpkin spice.
  • 12/4/17 (Drunk Possum Hero): The discussion concerning a Florida opossum breaking into a liquor store and getting drunk on bourbon.
  • 12/11/17 (Murderbush): Tara was off for a week. She makes up for lost time by utterly breaking Nash before the show proper starts...again. This time, she did so by telling him about her and Dan's trip to Uranus, Missouri. Bsaically, all the Uranus Is Showing and Deep South stereotypes you could ever think of all rolled into one.
  • 12/19/17 (Free Liver Inscription): Grady interrupts the show to wave his tail in Nash's face.
  • 01/14/18 (There's Something on the Wing of the Plane): When the show starts with a chainsaw story, you know that the episode is filled with crazy. To elaborate, the stories are:
    • A man with a chainsaw yelling racial slurs at his neighbor.
    • A man breaking into a pharmacy with a backhoe.
    • A Russian man stealing a tank and smashing it into an open supermarket to steal a single bottle of wine.
    • A man who was getting fed up of waiting to disembark his plane so he leaves through the emergency exit and climbing onto the wing.
    • A flight that had to get diverted because someone vandalized no less than two bathrooms and tried to flush his shirt.
    • A man overdosing on Viagra before running around naked through an airport and throwing his own poop at people.
  • 3/26/18 (The Limits of Duct Tape): In a story about a lawyer showing a dissatisfied client a picture of his testicles after cancer surgery, Nash breaks out into "Look at this photograph!". This would be funny enough on a normal night, but standing in for Tara is Luke from Rocked Reviews, who did a Regretting the Past review of that album, a video that Nash himself was in.
  • 9/10/18 (Stop Shooting the Ghost): The last story features a magical story about a naked man who got drunk and high off his ass at 9 in the morning, tried to make cookies on his George Foreman Grill, tried to put out the resulting fire with dry towels, and when the police showed up to investigate, he simply opened his door, said "I'm sorry," and closed the door again like nothing happened. Both Nash and Dan had trouble keeping a straight face just reading the story.
  • 11/19/18 (The Testimatic): Luke, who doesn't swear, tries to diplomatically paraphrase a quote from the "Suspicious Dart Farts" story. Nash has none of it.
  • 12/24/18 (Flamethrower vs Angel): Midway into the show, Loki begins constantly barking, which an offscreen Sarah points out it's due to Christmas fireworks outside, to which Nash indignantly reacts to the idea fireworks on Christmas (which likewise prompts an equally-annoyed Dan, of all people, to throw his hands up at the idea and Tara to complain the fireworks in their area are likewise frightening Simba). It gets better. When Nash tries to start the next story, he can't get past the first few words of the article as he keeps getting interrupted from another firework from going off and therefore freaking poor Loki out once again, to a point it almost seems like it's perfectly timed JUST to interrupt Nash's attempts to read the story. This goes on for about 5 minutes, prompting laughter from everyone at the absurd timing each time.
    • The last story, which involves a metal band that Dan listens to. Before reading the headline and outlining the stupidity, Nash bets Dan on how much the story will surprise the latter. And does it?
      Dan: Alright, I am surprised.
  • 1/7/19 (Karate for Beginners) The title story has a woman managing to escape her would-be kidnapper before running into a nearby karate studio for help. When the kidnapper follows her into the studio, the karate instructor, still in his karate garb, politely asks the man to leave. Not only does the man refuse to leave, he then tries to take a swing at the instructor. No prizes for guessing what happens next, as the suspect later needed to be carried out on a stretcher following his arrest.
  • 2/11/19 (Octogenarian Battle Royale): While discussing the titular story, about a brawl breaking out in an old folks home over a bingo dispute, Tara relays a story about her doing some help at a bingo game. When saying that 'not picking the right balls' has become a motif in her life...well, Dan's reaction has to be seen to be believed.
  • 4/2/19 (Wa Wa What?) Nash has been diagnosed with dangerously low levels of Vitamin D, for which his doctor has given him high-dose supplements.
    Tara: You could hang out in the sun...?
    Nash: So I'm taking these pills.
  • 5/20/19 (Someone is WRONG on the Internet) takes its title to its logical conclusion.
    Nash: Have you ever had a moment online, when the need to prove someone wrong has outweighed your own self-preservation instincts?
    (Dan raises his hand in the background)
  • 6/3/19 (Propane Accessories (After the Fact)) In one of the stories, a man lead police on a car chase and tried to jump the bridge. He then fled the vehicle. He left his prosthetic leg behind. He escaped.
  • 6/17/19 (Grand Theft Amish) where the first story has Nash considering renaming the show to "It Happened Again" because of the amount of stories that keep happening.
  • 9/2/19 (If You Give a Bear a Timbit) The last story itself is hilarious on its own, but guest host Zenith puts the Title Drop as such:
    Zenith: If you give a moose a muffin, it'll probably want some jam. If you give a bear a Timbit, it's gonna eat your arm!
  • 12/9/19 (Let It Snow): During the opening, Tara reveals an ornament she'd had for a while (it used to be of Santa pulling a sleigh with a hippo in it, but due to being dropped/mauled by cats, it now is just the hippo, minus a few limbs). It had a speaker that originally played "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" inside, but after years of abuse and dying batteries, it now just sounds like it's rhythmically farting.
    • And as a cap-off to 12/30/19's Rectalspective, Tara duets the farting ornament and the singing one. It Makes Sense in Context.
  • 5/11/20 (Red Red Wine): The last story is about a man who pulled off some Mad Max-worthy stunts, leaping onto a moving truck to... drink the wine out of it. Nash and Tara are baffled at how the act seemingly took a lot of planning and was so stupid at the same time.
  • 6/1/20: Nash giving a Civil War lesson for the ages as he tells the story of the ill-fated H. L. Hunley. In particular, the fact that this horrible excuse for a prototype submarine did more casualties to the Confederates over two test runs and its launch than the Union, including its designer.
    Tara: How did they find a second set of people willing to do this?

    Doctor Who Reviews 
  • "Warriors of the Deep":
  • K-9 and Company:
    • His stuffy British accent bit.
    • "And to prove there's nothing resembling justice in this world, he doesn't die in this episode."
    • "K-9 pursues the intruder with lightning speed. I said 'lightning speed'. Lightning- ah, there he goes."
      Peter: You've gotta get away from here. You and the girl, you've gotta get away.
      Brendan: Why?
      Nash!Peter: Because half the audience is in a coma!
    • Nash's completely baffled reaction to a shot of a goat bleating directly into the camera.
  • "Robot":
    • The Book-Ends of the review, with Nash talking to pictures of Tom Baker about the review.
    • His Squee! when the Fourth Doctor says his Catch Phrase for the first time.
    • A massive Take That! to the Tenth Doctor's regeneration and Russell T Davies.
    • When Professor Kettlewell says that the titular robot is made of "living metal", Nash explains how that doesn't make any sense.
      Nash: "This is metal. It is...metal. It does nothing but sit there and be metal. The last time metal experienced any growth was The '80s."
    • "Escaping. Escaping. Totally escaping over here."
    • His re-enactment of the conversation between the producer and the prop guy about the toy tank.
    • "You already know Sarah from her coma-inducing romp with K-9. And here we have Lieutenant Harry Sullivan, who would later go on to win the award for pompous dickery.
    • The Doctor tries on various new outfits before settling on his classic mile-long scarf.
      Nash: Let's look at our options. (the Doctor emerges from the TARDIS dressed like a viking) Larper. (royal robes) Fast food mascot. (clown costume) Pedophile!
    • Doctor: I never cared much for the word "impregnable."
      Nash: There's nothing I can't impregnate!
  • "Terror of the Vervoids":
    • "But this week the Doctor faces what could be his most dangerous foe yet! (a picture of a head of lettuce fades in as a dramatic noise plays) have no idea how much much I wish I was kidding."
      Nash: Several times, the original Doctor Who had season long arcs, many of which are considered classics by fans and one which is... not. Guess which one we'll be looking at this week. Here's a hint. (facepalm)
    • Also, the reveal that the Vervoids are to be used as a slave race over perfectly good robots who DON'T resemble plantmen with very Freudian faces causes Nash to lose his sanity and declare himself Zodan the Unbounceable.
      Zodan!Nash: Now, Nash would point out that had there been enough light and carbon dioxide to accelerate the life cycle of plants that much, it would also be enough to suffocate and flash-fry everyone in the vicinity. Zodan the Unbounceable, however, gives not one fuck! (puts on a mask and begins chanting Uga Chaka)
    • Making fun of the Vervoids with continual weed jokes.
      Nash: A literal WALKING ARMY of icky sticky!!
    • Not to mention this bit:
      Doland: Professor, we have a problem in the hydroponic center.
      Professor Lasky: The hydroponic center? What's happened?
      Doland: It's been broken into.
      Nash: It's the DEA, man! They're raidin' our stash!
    • Making fun of the monster POV shot, what with the inexplicable green haze and the rather casual march towards the victim.
      Nash: Hey man, do I have green paint around my eye?
    • When the Doctor and Mel find that someone seems to have been sent down the garbage disposal, and the only evidence is a shoe, they discuss the man's tossed room.
      The Doctor: The room was a wreck.
      Mel: And there was a single shoe, exactly the same pattern as that.
      The Doctor: To be complete, the syllogism only requires its grim conclusion.
      Nash: Someone has shitty taste in shoes.
    • When Professor Lasky's underlings discover that the Vervoids have been awakened.
      Doland: Some fool must have introduced high intensity light into the center...
      Bruchner: We're confronted with a catastrophe and that's your reaction!? Do you realize what's been unleashed?
    • The scene in which Mel hears voices through her Walkman
      Mel: "Yes... Yes, I heard, but... who's speaking?"
      Nash *with his voice deepened*: "This is Jesus, Mel. Stop playing with yourself!"
  • "Love & Monsters":
    • Elton "running from the soundtrack."
      Nash: Run little man, or Murray Gold will eat you!
    • Nash complaining about the framing device for the episode: Elton's V-Log- a man sitting in front of a camera and talking about the Doctor. Halfway through demanding to know who would find this sort of thing worthwhile or interesting, Nash realizes that he's talking about himself.
    • Responding to Bliss's off-screen death by saying "And nothing of value was lost."
    • Jackie Tyler's speech, dubbed with sorrowful violin music and captioned "for Emmy consideration."
    • "Why do you need a phone? From the way none of you can hear those screams, you're obviously completely deaf!"
    • The Absorbaloff chase sequence, dubbed over with clips of Fat Bastard screaming "Get in my belly!"
    • Nash's utter freakout over the ending.
      Nash: Yep. The Doctor, the greatest hero in the galaxy, the champion of right... has decided, in his infinite wisdom, to consign a woman to eternal life as a blowjob-dispensing slab of concrete! Let that sink in. Let that settle into your minds. This episode tries to make you believe the Doctor thought this was a good thing to do — and even if it was, even if some life is better than none, they had to go that one inch too far and inform you that, yes, our protagonist routinely sticks his dick in an immortal disembodied head! CHARMING.
    • After examining the entire rating system from ten to zero, Nash has to settle for something different.
      Nash: Here's where this episode belongs, folks: this is Less Than Zero. He lives in a trailer park. He fills his days with the hits of Conway Twitty, watching his bugzapper and fucking his sister. His hobbies include filling roadsigns with buckshot, and eating things he finds lying on asphalt. He is the personification of the lack of effort, creativity and common sense that went into this episode.
  • "Daleks in Manhattan" and "Evolution of the Daleks":
    • Any of his Dalek impersonations.
      Dalek!Nash: SMELL MY PLUN-GER! SMELL IT!
    • His outrage at Dalek Sec using his tentacles to preform an Ass Shove with the Corrupt Corporate Executive. Which is immediately followed by a musical number.
      Nash: In the span of three minutes-three minutes!' we just saw a Dalek put a man up his own personal Time Vortex, and this was followed by a musical number that makes Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark look appealing! This episode has gone to plaid!
    • This Exchange:
      Dalek: Dalek Humans will obey!
      Human!Dalek: Why?
      Dalek: Daleks do not question or-ders!
      Human!Dalek: But why?
      Dalek: You will stop this!
      Human!Dalek: But why?
      Nash!Dalek: BE-CAUSE SHUT-UP!! *zap*
    • His Motor Mouth racetrack announcer commentary when the Doctor and pals are being chased by pigmen:
      Nash: Aaaaand they're off! It's Needy Bitch in the lead, followed by Smart Black Man, Southern Stereotype and Hipster Geek is bringing up the rear!
    • His description how the "gamma rays" were not the same thing as lightning.
      Nash: This is radiation. It does not look like lightning, or act like lightning. It is not lightning. It is radiation.
  • The Top 5 Best Classic Episodes (For New Series Fans):
    • Nash to the people who will complain about his choices:
      Nash: For those of you who are bound to lob profanity at my choices I would like to remind you that I am rubber and you are glue, everything you say bounces of of me and sticks to you, I would also like to add times infinity and nanny nanny boo boo.
    • Describing the Time Lord at the beginning of "Genesis of the Daleks" as "the fuckwit in the poncho".
  • "Time-Flight":
    • His channeling of Carnac the Magnificent.
      Nash: The disappearance of Amelia Earhart, how Southland Tales was green-lit, and why The Master was in disguise this episode". (opens envelope to reveal) "Shit that has never been explained"
    • From the credits: "Yes, I know Adric was shite. Everyone knew Adric was shite."
    • And suddenly... Colonel Sanders. I think this show is trying to confuse me to death!
    • "Professer Hater..."
      Nash: Hater's gonna hate, yo!
    • "Nyssa is overtaken by soapy nonsense!"
    • This dialogue, which the former says with an odd accent
      Kaleed: You will watch them suffer for this!
      Nash: Suffeh fuh this? You're Elmer Fudd now?
    • "Better watch out for the odd brontosaurus."
      Nash: Actually, they reassembled the fossils incorrectly, and there's no such thing as a brontosaurus. The proper scientific term is apatosaurus. (beat) Yes, I've had sex. Shut up!
    • Captain Stapley appears to be instantly infatuated with the Doctor.
      • Stapley: Morning, Doctor. I'm Captain Stapley.
      Nash: But you can call me Tom. Or, you can just call me. Rawr.
      • Doctor: You mean the plasmatons?
      Stapley: (brushing off the Doctor's clothing) Whatever you want to call them.
      Nash: So long as they haven't hurt my precious boy!
      • Stapley: This is the Doctor.
      Nash: And he's mine!
      • Stapley: The Doctor's theory is - where IS the Doctor?
      Nash: I'm empty without him!
      • Stapley: Don't provoke me, Professor!
      Nash: That's my boyfriend you're talking about!
      • Stapley: It was a stupid idea, really.
      Doctor: Stupid? It was brilliant!
      Nash: HE LOVES ME!
  • "Dimensions in Time":
    • Nash's explanation as to why the first two Doctors' representation was terrifying.
      Nash: Oh, and one last thing: this was presented in 3-D...I'm amazed London wasn't washed away in a flood of urine from the resulting wetting of beds.
    • As the First and Second Doctors' heads fly out of the black hole:
      Nash: Free! Free to haunt the nightmares of children!
    • "The Doctor and Ace are attacked... by Windows Movie Maker."
    • "Oh, you see? When you shout at people, it makes the editor angry!"
    • "Yes, only a genius could write like a schizophrenic howler monkey. *beat* Wait..."
    • Nash's head explodes after watching a scene in which a tonne of exposition is delivered late. Twice.
    • "You can find this special on YouTube. And if you find yourself naked outside the BBC offices drunkenly shouting abuse, you'll know why."
  • "The Happiness Patrol":
    • It begins with him showing examples of social commentary in Doctor Who. When he gets to the modern era a clip is shown of Jack kissing Nine, and he stops what he's saying to shout "HOLY FANFICTION FUEL BATMAN!"
    • "This is Ace, she likes hitting things, hitting things, hitting things, hitting things, and blowing shit up. I like her."
    • "We open on a dark night in... Tim Burton's head."
      Silas P.: You shouldn't sit here, it might be dangerous.
      Nash: Yes you could be eaten by a wild Helena Bonham-Carter.
    • His demonstration of how Anvilicious the episode's message about Thatcherism is... by dropping a giant subtitle with the word "MESSAGE" on top of himself.
    • During Helen A's tirade near the end it comes back to repeatedly beat him over the head.
      Nash: You know I think that Thatcher woman is quite awful. (waits in the hope that it's stopped)
    • "Oh my god they're painting the TARDIS pink!? No, no I had other jokes and shit written but no, the Pat Benatar renegades are painting the TARDIS pink!
    • And seconds later while trying to make a joke, "And I can... no, I'm sorry PINK FUCKING TARDIS!"
    • "So they've outlawed emo on this world... quick someone put Simple Plan on a rocket ASAP!"
    • "Who can make a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? And... drown a motherfucker in Pepto Bismol."
    • All of the Mario Kart jokes about the go cart. "Quick Doctor, use the red shell!"
    • Behold:
      Kandyman: You see, I make sweets. Not just any old sweets, but sweets that are so good, so delicious that sometimes, if I'm on form, the human physiology is not equipped to bear the pleasure.
      Nash: So are you gonna make candy or fuck them to death?
      • "Before the Doctor can experience the Kandyman's creamy center..."
    • " If you tested the writers for drugs the test results would scare Keith Richards."
    • " So The Doctor and harmonica man escape into the candy pipes and dear god how insane do I sound right now?"
    • "Hey Brad, Phelous! Look, I found Troll 5!"
    • "I keep spouting so much gibberish I should be dancing with snakes!"
    • "They head back into the sewers, meet up with the trolls in the candy pipes and are pursued by a hand puppet. Also I'm running out of booze."
    • "The Doctor goes back to talk to the Kandyman because this episode hates you."
    • "How do you pimpslap someone with a hand made of licorice and gummy bears?"
    • "Because the Trolls have turned on the pipes and unleashed a flood of strawberry DEATH", which is followed by a Hurricane of Puns.
      • "Don't judge me, I'm very drunk right now."
    • "It is official: The Doctor is the whitest man in time and space."
    • "Happiness will prevail", "My gigantic ass it will!"
    • When Nash reveals that the production team was sued over the Kandyman looking too much like an existing candy mascot, he yells that "Even the plagiarism is stupid!"
  • "The Horns of Nimon":
    Nash: The Doctor just... slapped her on the ass? What? That's like Santa Claus copping a feel on your sister right in front of you!
    Mikuru: (cries)
    • The "Doctor Slap-O-Meter", which registers any time the Doctor does something so insanely stupid or dickish that you want to hit him. It reaches 12 by the time the review is over.
    • His comment after one of the bad guys lets K-9 beat him.
      Nash: And this is the guy that's in charge of the armed forces. How has the Doctor not won yet?
    • The scene in which the Doctor attempts to give K-9 CPR. Followed by Nash sobbing and flailing his hands about.
      • Followed not soon after by:
      Nash: DAMN IT, can we go 10 minutes without you molesting the robot dog?
    • Nash follows Soldeed's request for some of the Nimon's technology with "and could you please stop interpretive dancing while I'm talking to you, thanks ever so much."
    • "Doo-doo-doo, don't mind me, just sneaking away..."
    • On the "Swiss Family Disco's" inherent stupidity:
      Romana: Get out everybody!
      Nash: Uh, did she mean us? Let's wait for her to come back and clarify...
    • "She has Soldeed cornered and she shoots him. I said she shoots him. I said she shoo- oh for fuck's sake!"
    • During a conversation between the Doctor and Soldeed, Nash comments that "it's like they're trying to out-Gomez Adams each other."
    • A scene he brings up in the review suffering from a hideous amount of slowdown.
      Nash: The Doctor salvages some bits from the TARDIS and jury rigs the Skonnan's ship. The gravity from a newly formed singularity is playing havoc... with the film rate.
      The Doctor: *slowed down* As soon as I switch on the power, you know what to do.
      Romana: *Also slowed down* Plug the grafitic anonymizer into the main circuit.
      The Doctor: Good girl!
      Romana: What are you going to do?
      Nash!The Doctor: I'mmm gooooiinng tooo straaangle the editoooorr!
    • As Soldeed lay dying, Nash takes the opportunity to reveal that his actor, Graham Crowden, was in the running for the role of the Fourth Doctor.
  • "Invasion of the Dinosaurs":
    • Playing "Yor's World" when the Pterodactyl appears.
    • "And if you don't comply I'll switch to the laser gun sounds! Pew pew pew pew!"
    • His seething rage over the premise of Terra Nova, after he just got done explaining how the villain's plan will cause a time paradox.
    • This bit of dialogue:
      Scientist: Very well, Butler, but it will not be my responsibility if the countdown is delayed.
      Nash: Maybe you need to get laid, instead!
    • "Woah, hold on! Two people from the present, and a machine full of modern technology are now trapped in the distant past... and the Doctor's just gonna leave them there? *beat* If I didn't know better, I think the bastard was trolling me!!
  • The Most What The Fuck Moments of Classic Series History with Nella:
    • The running gag of "Jewelry Candy", and Nella's... disturbing analogies.
      "Five minutes ago, you thought candy jewels were real!" "Four minutes ago you were crying like a third grader. Your point?"
    • "What? What!? Stop that, the Daleks are a Nazi allegory you twatwaffle! This is not Hogan's Heroes in space!"
    • Nash using a video of monkeys on little bikes to represent the writers at the time. "Aw, they think they're people!"
    • "Dimensions In Time" could have been a grand adventure bringing together all the Doctors!
      Nella: I'd watch that! I'd watch the hell out of that! I'd watch it 'til it called me "Mommy"!
    • Nella's reaction how "Dimensions in Time" really turned out:
      Nella: [Boils with fury, then heads off-screen.]
      Nash: ...You okay?
      Nella: I'M FINE!
    • Their discussion of the 6th Doctor and his outfit.
    • The jab at the Fox Network. "So Fox is the reason we had to wait another decade for more Doctor Who? Is there any show they won't strangle in the crib?" "Not unless your last name is McFarlane, I guess..." "Touché."
    • Their reaction to Kamelion.
      Nash: You know, for kids!
      Nella: [punches him]
    • They decide to go to a bar, but first Nash has to ask JesuOtaku if he can go out to play.
    • Nash and Nella find the TARDIS at a bar. Nash walks inside, followed by several offscreen explosions, causing Nash and Nella to flee from the bar, as a certain voice is heard:
      The 11th Doctor: Did you think no-one was watching? You lot, back here now.
    • Nash's pure unadulterated Squee! at the end:
      Nash: The Doctor knows who I am!! [HUGE grin]
  • "Castrovalva":
    • Opening the video with lines to intentionally enrage various fandoms so he can get away with reviewing the episode. It didn't work.
      Anime is indecipherable garbage, Greedo shot first, Jean-Luc Picard is the worst captain in the history of Starfleet, and Jim Henson can go fuck himself.
    • "So Santa was really The Master the entire time!... Christmas is ruined."
    • "Are they with Occupy Wall Street? Hey Donny, get the pepper spray!"
    • His anger over Nyssa, a SCIENTIST, having to look up what Hydrogen is.
      Nash: The writer just turned "dropping the ball" into an Olympic sport.
      Nash: Nyssa... is a scientist. Remember this. Because... she won't...
    • Trying to suppress his nerd rage over the Fifth Doctor unraveling the Fourth Doctor's scarf.
    • After saying that he likes the Fifth Doctor's outfit.
      Nash: "Wait, did I say something nice? WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY SCRIPT?"
    • "If the Doctor's regeneration is in danger of failing, he'd better have been in a nut-kicking contest with Cthulhu while having sex with a chainsaw!.... I really need to stop playing Garry's Mod."
    • This exchange.
      Tegan: What's a Zero Room, anyway? Doctor said something about null-interface.
      Nyssa: I suppose it's some sort of neutral environment, an isolated space cut off form the rest of the universe.
      Tegan: He should have told me that's what he wanted. I could've shown him Brisbane.
  • "The Twin Dilemma":
    • After a massive hammy rant about how Nash's previous reviews "tossed his childhood memories into a meat grinder", Linkara's sadistic glee when he finds out Nash is going to review.... that... is perfect.
      Linkara: The Twin Dilemma? You're going to sit through that classic ball of misery? [Gigantic evil grin]
      Nash: [Worried] Um... yeah? Why?
      Linkara: Oooh, nothing. Forget I said anything... ya poor dumb schumck.
    • Nash invoking the This Is Gonna Suck trope when commenting on people's reactions to shows going down a Darker and Edgier path.
    • Nash's reactions to the absolutely mind-numbing science in the plot and just how bad it is. Complete with clips from Billy Madison.
    • Describing the infamous strangling scene.
      Nash: But never mind the jubblies; the Doctor's set course...for the nightmares of children.
    • The scene where the Doctor suffers a slight lapse of sanity, made even better by the fact that Nash says this as the Doctor laughs like a lunatic.
      Nash: I think he just had a premonition of his next two seasons!
    • Nash playing up Edgeworth's creepiness.
      • "And before you can say 'White van with no windows', he slips them both a slip-on roofie!"
    • "Back with the Doctor, he's decided on his eyesore - I mean, outfit!"
      Peri: You can't go out dressed like that!
      The Doctor: Whyever not?
      Peri: You'll look dreadful!
      Nash: I'll take 'Things the audience is saying' for a thousand, Alex! Oh look, the Daily Double!
    • Stating that Peri "Is remembered for her tremendous talents. Both of them.
  • "Revelation Of The Daleks":
    • Nash's annoyance with the DJ.
      Davros: "Shut that fool up!"
      Nash: "I think I just fell in man-love with Davros."
    • Constantly pointing out how the Doctor is so irrelevant to the plot and calling Orcini as the real hero of the story.
    • His unadulterated glee when Orcini wastes a fucking DALEK with a SUBMACHINE GUN!
      Orcini: This is my sword.
      Nash: Oh , come on that's an Uzi, what kind of damage are you expecting to do with—
      [Orcini shoots the Dalek, which explodes in a MASSIVE fireball!]
      Nash: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! [Beat] I WANT one!
    • Did that....Dalek just go... Super Saiyan?
  • Voyage of the Damned:
    • The most perfect use of the forklift song in history.
      Nash: Okay, in doing these reviews, there are rare, beautiful moments; moments where the stars align, where 'Synchronicity' becomes more than the best Police song ever! Where from this madness springs something of such unspeakable, terrible beauty. My friends, prepare thyselves...
      Plays 'the song' over the clip of Astrid pushing Max Capricorn off the ship with a forklift
      Nash: [expression of unquantifiable bliss] I need to change my pants.
    • His elaboration on how RTD doesn't write actual stories but simply takes concepts and puts them in Doctor Who. He demonstrates this by taking items and putting them in his toy TARDIS.
      Nash: (grabs smartphone) Reality TV. (puts it in)
      shows clip of "Bad Wolf"
      Nash: (grabs microphone) Mass media. (puts it in)
      shows clip of "The Long Game"
      Nash: OK... (grabs werewolf figurine) Werewolves. (puts it in)
      shows clip of "Tooth and Claw"
      Nash: ... (opens TARDIS, makes a farting noise with his hand)
      shows clip of "Aliens of London"
      Nash: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Wait... (grabs toy Titanic) he couldn't possibly make something horrible out of- (puts it in)
      shows opening scene from "Voyage of the Damned"
      Nash: ... (scared) OH GOD! (drops TARDIS)
    • Followed immediately by this:
      Nash: The Doctor gets his own personal viewing of Titanic in 3D, but since 3D is bullshit, the Doctor quickly hits the "Undo" button.
    • When it's implied that the Doctor is on board the real Titanic (it's revealed to be a spaceship a minute or so later)... and yet we see robots and aliens: "Uh... did the Doctor just go crazy?"
    • In response to the audience's claims that the episode is just "Titanic in space", Nash shoots that down:
      "Ripping off 'Titanic'? Come on, that's just silly!, they're doing The Poseidon Adventure."
    • After the Doctor mentions "he was there":
      Nash: Did they just retcon the Doctor into the Nativity?! [Beat] Suddenly, the fishes and loaves thing makes sense.
    • Nash's reaction to the "Doctor being lifted by the Angels" scene: "...I think we're all going to hell now..."
    • When talking about how the Doctor is putting the crashing Titanic into a nosedive as part of his plan, he cuts to a clip of "Turn Left" where it crashes into Buckingham Palace. Black Comedy at it's finest.
    • How does Nash make "My name is Maaaxxx." funny? By adding "I'd buy that for a dollar!" immediately after.
      • Similarly, we have Nash adding a Max Headroom clip after one of the robotic angels starts glitching.
  • Top Classic Doctor
    • Nash, in a really appropriate bit of what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you, recounting all the votes for other Doctors than the Classic ones, including the Eighth Doctor (who nobody was sure if he counted), and:
      Nash: And finally, and, yes, this is a thing that happened, the "Not Sure If Serious" awards goes to the guy who wrote two single-spaced pages on how the Best Classic Doctor was... Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. *cue the facepalm scene from Naked Gun 33 1/3*
    • Lampshading the Fourth Doctor's victory in the poll.
    • In a meta-sense, guess who got the 5th runner-up spot? The Fifth Doctor!
      • It gets better: the 3rd and 2nd spots? The 3rd and 2nd Doctors!
      • It gets even better: how many votes did the Sixth Doctor get? 6!
    • The entire opening, especially:
    • One submitter mentions Eric Roberts as the Master...and is promptly beaten.
    • Paul McGann getting all of one vote, proving just about nobody who participated in the poll knows about or was willing to acknowledge his staggering collection of Big Finish audios. The same goes for Colin Baker, who was Rescued from the Scrappy Heap in these audios.
    • The hilarity in realizing that less than a year after Nash posted this episode, the fanbase got even more confused over how to define Doctors as "classic" or "new" due to several shake-ups in the wake of its 50th anniversary:
      • The Eighth Doctor reappeared on the revived series, making it even harder to tell if he fell under classic or revival series (fans tend to call him the bridge between both).
      • And then came the matter of introducing one specific new Doctor in that same year: John Hurt's unnumbered War Doctor, which drove the fanbase crazy over where he was in the lineup and fits in a timeline apart from the classic and revival eras.
  • Dr. Who and the Daleks:
    • JesuOtaku doing the Opening in Nash's shirt, displaying Critical Research Failure of the highest caliber:
      Nash: Oddly enough, everything she just said is about as accurate as this is gonna get...
    • The mis-characterizations were forgivable, up until one fatal error...
      Ian: Uh, my name's Ian, Doctor Who...
      Nash: What.
      Ian: Uh, my name's Ian, Doctor Who...
      [We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties] - Don't worry, we're pretty sure he won't find the gun this time.
    • This:
      Dr. Who: The scanner!
      Nash: Wait, what? You had a scanner this whole time but instead of using it to look around for slimy alien death you just let everyone blunder out of your box of crazy...yeah, come to think of it, he pretty much is The Doctor.
    • The Thals roping and destroying a Dalek. It has to be seen to be believed.
      Nash: Again.
      [Replays the clip]
      Nash: No words... should've sent a poet...
    • Nash saying there were nothing like the Daleks seen before... followed by an image of salt-and-pepper shakers. "Except that."
    • "James Bond: the Dalek who loved me".
    • The list of Dalek-related merchandise, ending with Daleks the Flamethrower!
    • Nash pressing apps, corresponding with a door repeatedly opening and closing in Ian's face.
    • "You know, they have an awful lot of buttons for a species without fingers..."
    • The disgruntled Daleks grumbling in the background.
      Razzafracking stupid Thals, stupid planet, what I wouldn't give for a shower...
      Always got me on the bloody third shift; I never get home in time for Matlock...
      I swear, if they move my desk one more time, I'm gonna blow up the building!
    • "Ah, my old friend Heroin, we meet again."
    • While reviewing the scene in which Susan is being forced to write a letter by the black Dalek, Nash notices the three Lava Lamps in the shot.
      Nash: The Daleks opt to accept the deal, and because they lack things like opposable thumbs, they need Susan to write theWAAAAAAAIT A SECOND.
      [Cut to Nash holding a Lava Lamp, with a "Seriously?" expression on his face]
      Nash: I don't have to say a word, do I?
  • Daleks' Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.:
    • The Daleks human slaves, and Nash's repeated Devo jokes:
      Nash: Are we not men? We are Dalek!
    • Later the brainwashed humans carrying their weapons...
      Nash: Well shit. Now I am legally obligated to do this...
      [Replays the scene dubbed over with 'Whip It'.]
    • Repeatedly subjected to bad slapstick.
      Nash: *kaff-kaff* Well, there goes the Sad Trombone Machine. We're not even ten minutes in.
      Nash: *kaff-kaff* Great, there goes The Price Is Right Fail machine. This movie is costing me money!
    • "Did the Daleks paint the World-Splitting bomb bright red? WHY?! To make it go faster?!''
    • "And what happened then? Well in Whoville they say... Nash's embolism grew three sizes that day!"
    • Nash's impersonations of a Dalek whenever something ridiculous happens to them in the film.
      Nash: (As a Dalek that's sliding down a ramp) Wheeeee!
    • Nash wondering what the payoff will be for when the bomb explodes. The 1812 Overture starts playing in the background...
      • "That can't be good". Said right before a montage of Daleks dying in ridiculous ways.
    • "(Gargling) EXTERMINATE!"
    • "Some sort of receiver... highly advanced." [cut to Nash waggling his itty-bitty smartphone in the air with an "are you kidding me" look on his face]
      • What makes it even worse is the actual prop appears to be made out of a Thermostat.
  • Delta and the Bannermen:
    • Nash making a running gag of what he thinks Delta is thinking on the bus and in the camp.
      "Maybe genocide was better..."/"Yeah, genocide was better."
    • Everything surrounding Delta's offspring. Its first appearance is described by Nash as a "spinach fish baby", and later:
      Nash: This is not even one of my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? videos and I still have to say the words "We do NOT paint the baby green!"
    • The opening, in which we have plushie!Nash running around the screen to Looney Tunes music, incoherent backwards babbling ("I shall talk to my bees" backmasked), and Nash dancing in black & white to a-ha. All in the space of 15 seconds.
    • Nash's horrified reaction to the toll booth guy: "Would you please stop doing... everything? EVER?"
    • "Could you please turn down your shirt?!"
    • Nash's final jab at the end of the review stating people will have probably decoded the backwards message before even finishing the episode. And it is possible (if you have Clip Converter to download the video and Sony Vegas to un-reverse the audio).
    • When the tour bus and the driver are blown up.
      Nash: Murry's fixed the bus and Mel bids them farewell while she waits for the *The Bannermen fire at the bus, causing it to explode* FUCK ME!!! I've seen some novel ways to handle a character in a dragging second act, but this is the first time I've ever seen a writer opt to BLOW THEM ALL UP!!... Although that really would have improved Snow White and the Huntsman.
    • The Doctor returns under flag of truce, but what he doesn't know is that a flag killed Gavrok's mother!
  • The Cartmel Masterplan:
    • The opening with Sad Panda.
      Sad Panda: And now, here's an aging hipster that looks like Jesus.
      Nash: What?
    • Diamanda Hagan stating that she has everyone on Earth under 24-hour surveillance.
      • Not to mention when he first hears her voice, he thinks she's Starscream.
    • Linkara dressing up as the Seventh Doctor in order to recreate a cut scene from the original broadcast of Remembrance of the Daleks, only for Nash to reveal that he has the cut scene from another source. Linkara isn't happy. And Linkara still hates Nash's review of "Time and the Rani".
      Linkara: I am committed to sparkle motion! LET'S DO THIS!
    • Phelous apparently stays alive despite dying a lot via cloning himself with a genetic loom like the Time Lords use. Evidently, you really don't want to spill Dr. Pepper in the gene intake on one of those.
      • Before that, he trolls Nash:
      Phelous: Oh, so you think I'm a Doctor Who fan just because I keep regenerating in my reviews?
      Nash: Well... yeah.
      Phelous: That's racist.
      Nash: What.
    • The Last Angry Geek repeatedly asking Nash who he is.
  • "The Web Planet":
    • The opening when Nash gets covered in silly string.
    • The Doctor's oath.
    • Nash's reaction to the serial.
    • "Three words... err.. Old man... old man go... old man go through door...ah, Fullmetal Alchemist! What do I win?"
    • "Why do you come now...?"
      Nash: *stunned silence*....NOT....TOUCHING....THAT!!!
    • Nash's reaction to Vicki pressing random buttons on the TARDIS.
      Nash: On a scale of bad ideas, that's right up there with playing pin the tail on the Chris Brown.
    • "So what did I think about this serial?" *opens mouth and makes the noise the Zarbi made in the serial*

    Here There Be Dragons 


  • Nash using the crude puppet theater format to explain the concept of Executive Meddling, especially considering said executive was Michael Bay.
  • Him noting that the voiceover narration has nothing to do with what's happening onscreen. He then tells the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears over the footage.
    Nash: Once upon a time, there were three bears: A papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear, and one day it would come to pass a blonde-haired bimbo called Goldilocks would vandalize their home, criticize their food, and be discovered in their beds. But it is not for me to know if these bears did devour the stupid twat. Though they probably did, they're fucking bears.
  • His reaction to dubbing over the English lead actress with an American one.
    Nash: Gee, what language do they speak in England? Let me think, oh yeah that's right, ENGLISH!
  • "It is at times like these when I recall the words of my mother when she said to me, 'You idiot'."
  • "OK, so our story begins with FUCK ME!"
  • Nash freaking out over a three minute scene of nothing but the main lead climbing a mountain. In fast-forward.
  • Fires mares.
    Nash: So what the hell are Fire Mares? *picture of Rapidash trading card appears onscreen *beat* think I'm kidding? *cue Pokemon theme song over ...exactly that*
  • Post-credits: "What is so important about this goddamn mountain? You are not Captain Kirk, motherfucker, do not make love to the mountain! Come on!"

The Last Unicorn

  • Space Guy. Just... anything involving Space Guy:
    Nash: You have no idea what I do for a living, do you?
    Space Guy: I'm not entirely sure, but I do know it involves the word 'Fuck'. A lot. A lot a lot.
  • "Y'know what? Space Guy, and you folks at home? Eat me."
  • "I'd like to thank Space Guy for helping me out-" "YOU GO TO SPACE-HELL AND YOU DIE!"
  • Nash is so enamored with the film's theme song that he's nearly reduced to tears and crying defensively every time he's challenged over it.

Legend (1985)

  • Nash and Darkness conversation at the end is just hilarious.
    Nash: Can you sing "Sweet Transvestite?"
    Darkness: (Annoyed) Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm just gonna go. (Leaves)
    Nash: How about "I Can Make You A Man"?
  • Nash pointing out how Tim Curry embodies the Evil Is Sexy trope in the film.
  • With all the franchising that's been happening lately, Nash fully expects "Frosted Flakes: The Movie".
  • In the opening, Stick Boy is standing in front of Hogwarts while Nash is explaining that a fantasy writer needs to make their world unique. Stick Boy then gets beaten by Neil Gaiman's Books of Magic
  • The Gump's hissing lecture gets "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" pasted under it — at least, until Nash gets a call and is told that if he makes another, he'll be ''stuffed into a volcano''.
  • Upon hearing that the surviving unicorn is the mare, Nash is confused as we are treated to a close-up shot of the live unicorn's other horn...


  • Saying the name Ladyhawke summons Obscurus Lupa and The Cinema Snob. She's there because it involves werewolves. He's there because it's about a dude having sex with a bird. (This episode was debuted during the 14th anniversary livestream and Alison and Brad were there live, so you can hear them cracking up throughout much of the review.)


  • Nash announces to various other Channel Awesome members he's reviewing Highlander:
    • First to The Nostalgia Critic team, which causes Malcolm to cry and Rob to chase Nash out with a broom.
    • Next to Film Brain, who blows an airhorn through the phone.
    • Next to Brad Jones, who does the "point and scream" thing from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
    • Finally, he visits Obscurus Lupa. Before he gets to say anything, she sprays him in the face with window cleaner, as if she knew what he was going to say. Except she didn't.
  • The opening credits scene:
    • When he reveals that the echo in Sean Connery's opening narration is because he was recording in the bathroom, Nash claims that they have something in common. Cut to Nash's old "making train sounds in the bathtub" clip.
    • A few seconds after Princes of the Universe starts up, we cut back to Nash with wide expression on his face....then looks down briefly and excuses himself as he goes to change his pants.
  • Nash's mocking of the sheer 80's-ness of the opening scene.
  • Playing Jizz in my Pants over Connor's inheriting the decapitated Fasil's power.
  • Nash's attempt to demonstrate the Highlander transition leaves him locked out of his house.
  • Nash getting confused by Connor's alias.
  • Once he is done, knowing he has "inspired the ire of the entire internet," he asks what he could do next to piss people off. Cue: The Never Ending Story.
    Nash: (beat) Ooooh, fuck me.

The Neverending Story

  • After watching the movie for his review, Nash stating he won't be able to get the movie's theme out of his head. Cue several scenes of him screaming every time it appears.
    • Comes to a head during his signing copies of group pictures with the rest of the Atop The Fourth Wall Movie Crew, where he can no longer take it and has a Freak Out out of the room. Their reaction? initial surprise, but then back to apathy.
    • Right before Nash's Freak Out, Linkara trying to threaten them to keep signing...and the only threat he can come up is treating them with ice cream. After Nash runs out of the room:
      Linkara: You all get his ice cream.
    • MarzGurl is clearly trying not to laugh at Nash's Freak Out.
    • After two weeks pass, Nash is reduced to a nervous and paranoid wreck clutching onto his hammer. The song plays just as Nash thinks it's safe and drifts off to sleep, snapping awake with another Freak Out:
      Nash: EEEH! EHHHH! AAH! *weaker* AAAAAAAH!
  • When Atreyu and Falkor take off for the boundaries of Fantasia:
    Falkor: *responding to Atreyu asking about where they're going* I have no idea ...hahahahahahaha
    Nash: *as Falkor* hehehe...I'll be honest Atreyu...I am HIGH AS BALLS
  • When Bastian takes the attic key from the broken store box:
    • Upon seeing the attic itself:
      Nash: In the school's insanely vast and creepy attic - again, the hell - Bastian sets up shop for some hardcore reading.
  • When the theme song plays again over the credits, Nash voices over his pleas for it to stop.

The Dark Crystal

  • After Kira claims that only female Geliflings have wings, Starchibald and Sunny Jim decide to figure out if this is true of all women... by asking Tara.
    Tara: Is this some sort of sex thing?
    Starchibald: It's a Jim Henson thing!
    Tara: Yeaaaah, this is the Internet. That's not a "no."
    • Later in the conversation...
      Sunny Jim: Fly What the Fuck Lady! FLY!
  • During the above series of remarks, we get to cut to Nash completely silent and giving up on the whole thing, leaving Tara completely lost.

Hawk the Slayer

  • The derailing rant during the beginning about movie directors that just don't "get" fantasy films.
    Nash: They don't "get" the characters. They aren't "real fans," don't "understand" the genre. They "go outside," they "get dates," they..........I'M NOT PROJECTING YOU'RE PROJECTING SHUT UP!
  • Stickboy's "well-intentioned pile of nonsense" that is his car, even honking "Dixie" as he drives along.
  • His warning two minutes into the movie when things start getting ridiculous.
    Nash: I'm legally obligated to mention that the exits are located at the sides and rear of the website, and in the event this thing goes right off the goddamn rails, your inevitable empty liquor bottles may be used as a floatation device. Thank you for watching with us, and we're all going to die.
  • Nash's inability to stop dancing during the movie's intro.
  • The repeated metaphors of the film to a standard Dungeons & Dragons session. The wooden acting of the elf is because his player wanted to play a Vulcan, the sorceress' rescue is because the entire party failed their dexterity check and so the dungeon master had to send in an NPC to save them, and the dwarf's surprisingly dramatic death scene is because the player wanted extra XP for next session.
  • Nash's repeated annoyance by how short the fight scenes are, at one point using the same effect for the bow firing to flip the movie off.


  • Comparing the awkward negotiation between the Duke of Cornwall and Uther to a Republican primary. He then gets an angry call telling him he's not allowed to make political jokes, and out of spite yells out "Donald Trump said grab em by the..." before getting cut off by a We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties card.
    • He keeps making them throughout the review just to piss people off.
  • The incredibly on the nose use of "Dancing Queen" for Igraine dancing.
  • "I used to love killing dudes, but now there's a baby, and I just want to hug like a motherfucker!"
  • Lampshading how awkward the fight scenes in full plate are, comparing them to two tin cans fighting.
  • Complaining that if Lancelot and Guinevere were gonna doom Camelot with their love affair, they should at least have had more appealing sex while doing it.
  • Nash attempts to replicate Merlin's teleporting Jump Cut and succeeds...then has no idea where he is.
  • And of course, Linkara shows up to sing Camelot.

    Radio Dead Air 
  • The 7/4 RDA discussion of Winnie The Pooh. What does Nash think Eeyore wants for a present?
    Nash!Eeyore Thumbs and a gun.
  • JO did a very temporary Hostile Show Takeover on 8/22/11 (which was done at his house). His mark is still left though — the regular banner is modified to look very girly (Nash's reaction is priceless when he realizes this).
  • Nash's attempt at a Halloween costume.
  • The Tale of "Ghettocon". For reference, this is the hotel in question.
    • While Nash is in the middle of giving some much-needed exposition, Tara's computer begins auto-playing a video of a baby crapping in a pool. Listening to the audio, Nash can only reply: "...The fuck was that?"
  • From the 5/28/12 show, JO's improvised bit with the hippo doll in the TARDIS warning Nash about the "Hippocalypse".
  • From the September 17th, 2012 show, Disembodied Orgasm Hippo died. Nash cheered.
    • RIP Disembodied Orgasm Hippo. 20XX-2012. Gone but not forgotten.
      • 2/11/13 And he's back!
  • From 2005, Nash's content disclaimer for RDA.
  • Nash played "Pokemon: Black and Blue" once. He didn't like it.
  • From the 11/12/12 show, Nash pre-recorded the entire first segment and ran it backwards.
  • From the 12/31/12 show, we had this image.
  • From the 1/21/13 show, Nash must pet a hippo through the internet to get Tara back.
  • Nash was talking about MAGfest 2013 where he and a few friends were trying to get to Todd's room on the 18th floor and the staff told them that the 18th floor doesn't exist. What follows is a story of pure weirdness.
  • Nash and Hope related a story once where they were in a Wal-Mart and a guy was screaming 'Come on, Wal-Mart!' and generally trying to be a dick. After talking to the manager, the guy said that he 'just wanted to use his huge voice for good', upon which Hope commented 'Yeah, I thought "Huge voice, tiny cock".'
  • On the 3/18/13 stream, Nash had not been having a great day. In comes Hope, trying to cheer him up by dumping an armload of plushies on him. Three times.
  • During the March 2013 Megastream, Nash and several others, mainly TGWTG people, played the game Cards Against Humanity. The best round was probably the one that Nash referenced several times afterwards:
    Black card: In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______.
    White card: Making the penises kiss.
    • Observe the hilarity here.
    • Also from the Megastream, during the Q&A with Film Brain, there was this gem...
      Matt: I was balls deep in Chipmunk for about a month.
      Nash: ...
  • April Fool's Day 2013. Space Guy hosting.
    • During a Q&A session, a Twitter user asks him why he didn't help out with the Plot Hole crisis. The answer? Nobody asked him.
      That's a very good question, seeing as that involved space, and I am from space. I have a spaceship. I am Space Guy. I was sitting there, waiting, willing to lend a hand. Did anybody ask me? No! Rather than coming to the guy with his own flying saucer, what did you do? You strapped engines onto a house. Nice one.
    • Nash left Space Guy very specific instructions to play Tom Jones' "What's New Pussycat" four times, then "It's Not Unusual", and then another "What's New Pussycat". Funny enough on it's own, especially with the chat going absolutely nuts, but then, an hour later, this comes on, and suddenly everything makes sense.
  • In the 13th Anniversary show, Nash played an old audio skit in which the Incredible Hulk and Stephen Hawking explain the different types of geek at a con.
  • Once, Nash was playing a long song with the green-screen set on 'psychedelic'. When the chat pointed out that a folded blanket nearby had taken on the properties of the green-screen, Nash proceeded to wrap himself (except for his head) in the blanket and do a little dance, which looked rather... trippy, to say the least.
  • In February/March 2014, whenever Nash discussed his impending move to Illinois, he said that he was moving to Shermer, Illinois.
  • After playing the Fast Food Song by request, there's a Beat for a good five seconds, before Nash just yelled '''THE FUCK WAS THAT?!'''
  • On the 14th anniversary special, after the first set of songs, the camera cuts to Allison at the controls, who says that she'll be subjecting the audience to five hours of The Room. Then, she brings in Brad Jones, who says he'll be showing five hours of The Room porn. Finally, Nash comes in and attempts to be angry at them, but ends up cracking up.
  • At one point, Lupa refers to Brad as "The Cinnamon Snob". This sparked an outpouring of TGWTG producer/food puns in the chat, which continued all night, and was producing fanart before the broadcast ended.
    • Nash asked that someone make a Strawberry Shortcake parody out of the puns. This generated more puns to be created, all of which had to do with dessert. These included: Todd in the Sherbet, Hagan-Daaz, Sconecitizen, Rantas'mores, Marz Bar, Rolo T, Y: Ruler of Pie, Team Petit Four and Lincaramel. Tara requested to be called Taffy D. If only someone came up with That Guy with the crème glacée.
  • 10/27/14: For the 2014 Halloween show, Space Guy once again assumes control of RDA.
  • 06/01/15: Nash starts the show speaking backwards a la Twin Peaks
  • 7/21/15: Nash plays "Rosana" by Wax, a NSFW music video that tricks the viewer into thinking the singer and his girlfriend are having sex, only to repeatedly reveal they're doing something totally worksafe. Nash cuts to facecam partway through, and he's embarrassed.
  • 7/28/15: Nash starts off the show by describing his agonizing ordeal of getting on the plane to Con Bravo, which involves missing his plane. He then says that Linkara just barely managed to get to his flight. Staring grumpily into the camera, Nash humorously yells at Lewis and tells him to go review a lamp.
    • To celebrate the fifteenth anniversary of Radio Dead Air, Nash riffs on the first recorded episode of WTFIWWY. Highlights include giving himself two middle fingers, facepalming many times, and hiding in his sweatshirt like a turtle out of embarrassment.
  • 9/21/15: After demonstrating his ability to hand-fart, Nash gets a request for a video of some guy doing the entirety of Stairway to Heaven via hand-farts. Nash's facecam appears partway through the video, with various hilarious reactions. Once the video is over, Nash gawks, with the video screen black, for nearly a minute.
  • 1/4/16: After Todd in the Shadows requests "Muskrat Love", Nash plays it back to back, the second time after a full minute of Stunned Silence. He then uses the broadcast to reenact the Salt and Pepper Diner routine to the increasing confusion and tension of the chat. After capping it off with a bit more "Muskrat Love", Nash looks right at the camera and reminds the audience (and especially Todd) to not fuck with him.
  • 4/5/16: When asked how much Grady weighs, Nash says that he weighs 'one fuckbunch'.
  • 4/25/16: Nash got into a yelling match...with his cat.
  • 9/12/16: After Nash reluctantly shows off the new glasses he's now forced to use and bemoaning how he's getting older, the chat spends 5 solid minutes alternating between trying to reassure him that he looks nice and going "Neeerrrrrddddddd" at him.
  • 9/19/16: Nash introduces Spam Poetry, wherein he reads spam emails very dramatically and snaps his fingers a lot.
  • 10/31/16: Nash builds up his Halloween costume for this year as the scariest, most horrible, most terrifying thing ever. He turns on the show... and he's in a pastel pony costume. Even better, he explains his choice by saying that he didn't want to scare the kids... he wanted to scare the parents.
  • 01/10/17: Todd requested 'My Name Is Potato', so Nash retaliated by playing "What's New, Pussycat?" seven times in a row, then "It's Not Unusual", then "What's New, Pussycat?" three more times, then "Muskrat Love", then "What's New, Pussycat?" again, just to ram the point home. And then he politely reminded us all of the lesson learned.
  • 1/29/18: Nash tells a story about how, in his efforts to keep Loki out of the studio (Grady's food and litter box are in there, and Nash doesn't want Loki eating out of those), he gets a baby gate with a roughly 8" x 10" cat door. Loki, a 60-pound black lab, somehow managed to squeeze through that door right in front of Nash.
  • There's a running gag on both RDA and WTFIWWY that whenever people asked Nash what he did for a living, he'd say 'I make videos online', they'd ask if he meant porn, and he'd say no. Now, thanks to all the You Tubers being fucking dicks, when people ask if 'I make online videos' means porn, Nash just says yes because it's better than the alternative.

  • While the review itself was still pretty informative, the very fact he took over for JesuOtaku to review Transformers Animated for April Fools' Day. In the end, he gets into a fight with the Red Snark Titles.
  • From the Justice League TV movie review:
    • He's asked by Linkara to imagine what the JLA movie would do to a classic foe like Starro the Conquerer. Nash thinks on it... and immediately flashes to Starfish Hitler. He promptly shuts up.
    • Nash's reaction to what Guy Gardner looks like.
    • Which is immediately followed by Nash setting off The Continuity Alarm regarding something Guy did in the comicsnote 
      Nash: "I don't know whether I'm proud or sad."
      Linkara: "I think the fact you can't decide is answer enough."
    • Nash's comment on Barry Allen's job-finding woes.
      "This man can read the entire Library of Congress in the time it takes me to fart! Where did I put my World's Smallest Violin?"
    • This bit regarding Ray Palmer/The Atom limboing under a laser tripwire.
      Nash: Okay, there has got to be a way to make that scene make sense. I got it! Describe it to me again.
      Linkara: The Atom shrinks down and limbos under the laser...
      Nash: *smacks himself on the head with a hammer* Again.
      Linkara: The Atom shrinks down and limbos...
      Nash: No, still stupid. *smacks himself again with a hammer* Again.
      Linkara: The Atom limbos...
      Nash: *grumbling* Stupid. *smacks himself for a third time with a hammer *gestures Linkara to repeat himself*
      Linkara: The Atom limbos...
      Nash: I LIEK MUKAW!
      Linkara: Are you okay?
      Nash: Fish!
    • Later, when Fire and the Martian Manhunter (disguised as Fire's civilian identity) manage to convince her love interest that they're different people (despite having the same hair, build, skin color, and Fire wearing a mask that is basically just heavy makeup), Nash and Linkara just stare slack-jawed at the fact that the guy bought it. Then Linkara speaks up:
      Linkara: Can I borrow that hammer?
      Nash: *clutches it protectively* MINE!
    • The Spaceballs reference in the opening:
      Nash: I left the camera on didn't I?
      Linkara: Yup
      Nash: How much did you see?
      Linkara: No sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!
    • Also the creepy smile Linkara gives to get Nash to review the JLA movie with him.
    • This little exchange:
      Linkara: Meanwhile, back at the plot...
      Nash: There's a plot?
    Linkara: Shut up.
    • Their reaction to Martian Manhunter's appearance: "Well, now we now what happened to the rest of Green Martians - he ate them!"
  • Nash plays the Inspector Gadget theme over the Green Lantern flying with a helicopter blade-like protrusion from his ring.
  • The Return of The Incredible Hulk:
    Film Brain: Does this director understand that this is an action film and not a Nescafe advert?
    Nash: We've secretly replaced their comic book movie with a mediocre train wreck. Let's see if they notice.
    • After Nash complains bitterly about how the movie screwed up Thor's canonical identity as Donald Blake's alter ego and was instead a completely separate entity who was summoned by his hammer:
      Film Brain: Naaaash?
      Nash: What?
      Film Brain: Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but have you ever touched a boob before now?
      Nash: Would punching you in the face count?
      Film Brain: Touché.
    • The "Ghost Love Score" montage as Film Brain and Nash try to find out how epic slo-mo can add to mundane things.
      Nash: Yeah, slo-mo doesn't seem to increase the drama.
      Film Brain: Oh, don't tell Zack Snyder that, you'll break his heart!
    • Thor's, erm, interesting relationship with Donald Blake:
      Thor: I like you, Blake, but only when you're asleep!
      Cut to Nash and Film Brain's horrified expressions and then...
      Cut to the Rape Horn.
    • And then a callback to that scene:
      Thor: Splendid places you bring me to, Blake.
      Donald Blake: This isn't a date!
      Nash: No, Thor waits for you to sleep first for that!
  • When JO played a fan translation of Utawarerumono on his stream, the translators left "Obaa-Can" as it is with a small note on top saying "Grandma". Nash's reaction was hilarious:
    If I want to learn, I'd go to Sesame Street! Translate this shit!
  • Nash, Linkara, and Film Brain reviewing the Wonder Woman TV pilot.
    • The "car battery" exchange between Film Brain and Linkara.
      • Really, the entire opening sequence, as Linkara and Film Brain gleefully if unsuccessfully throw themselves into the villain roles.
    • "Third base!"
    • After Wonder Woman promises a mother to get "vengeance" (as opposed to justice) for her dying son, Linkara takes Nash's hammer... and smacks Film Brain with it.
      Film Brain: Why did you do THAT?!
      Linkara: ...I don't know...
    • "So Wonder Woman goes on national TV and admits to the entire world that she's broken the law to stop a crime she can't even prove was committed?? What's the word for that?" "SOPA?" "Ooh, nice!"
    • The "Pants to be darkened!" running gag
    • "Beware the coming of the Uber Boob!"
    • Linkara and Nash discussing the details of Wonder Woman's invisible jet, while Film Brain looks on in annoyance.
      Film Brain: Just for comparison, do either of you know the name of your congressional representatives?
      Linkara: Pre- or post-Crisis?
      Film Brain: *Groans, puts head in hands*
    • "Hey, JO, they didn't have any Digimon stuff, but the guy at the booth had this Legend of the Overfiend thing he said you might like. Is that okay?"
    • Linkara telling Nash he's got JO in a safe place like he kidnapped her, but she's outside reading The Far Side while eating Smarties.
      JO: Vultures don't wear cowboy hats! Well, that's just silly.
    • Linkara's mocking of the completely unprofessional journalism.
      Reporter: That was fantastic, Rob. Wonder Woman just swooped in, ran down the suspect, shot out her lasso, and reeled him in like a trout.
      Linkara (as an anchor): Thanks, Barbara! In other news, Green Lantern used a midget like a basketball and Blue Beetle eats poodles. Oh, those wacky heroes.
    • "I got the test results back. You're definitely a psychopath."
    • Nash attempts to replicate the wire tricks the unfinished pilot's climax and predictably falls from the ceiling, while Film Brain and Linkara bet on whether or not he'll die.
    • When Diana's assistant reveals she designed her costume just to sell action figures.
      Linkara's head explodes
      Film Brain: SYMBOLISM!
      • Later, when Diana's "deal" is that she won't kill Elizabeth Hurley.
        Nash and Film Brain stare in fear at Linkara
        Linkara: No, you only get one head explosion per crossover. It's in my contract.
    • Linkara attempts to comfort a traumatized Film Brain after seeing Wonder Woman gruesomely murder a security guard.
      Linkara: No, no, no, sweetie, he's just sleeping.
      Nash: (scoffs) Oh, great, and next you'll be telling him Santa is real... (Film Brain's face falls further.) jolly...and swell, a-and great and...I'll shut up now.
      (Film Brain breaks down in tears, and Linkara puts his hand to his head and then walks away.)
    • They see Wonder Woman snag a perp around the neck with her lasso, yank him towards her, and then stab him in the neck with a hypodermic needle, just after Linkara finishes explaining how Wonder Woman was a paragon of honor and compassion in the comics.
      Linkara: (weakly) ... Well... a-at least she used a sterile needle.
    • Their constant calls to the other characters not to confront or irritate Diana lest she kill them after she gives her assistant a Death Glare for scolding her language.
      Film Brain: You get the idea that Wonder Woman's previous assistants are in a shallow grave in a field somewhere.
    • The comments about Wonder Woman casually violating the law and basic rights, culminating in:
      Veronica Cale: You have entered my place of business with no warrant! You have injured several of my employees, some catastrophically! Others you have killed, and I have it all on various cameras! You are about to meet your equal, Wonder Woman: the American criminal justice system!
      Nash!Wonder Woman: [as Wonder Woman rolls her eyes] Laws are for poor people.
    • Later, when Wonder Woman saves the day and is met by applause from her employees:
      Linkara: I'm smiling! I'm clapping! Am I clapping hard enough? OH GOD, WONDER WOMAN, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
    • "I think feminism just got whiplash."
    • Film Brain's failure at finding the right amendment for unreasonable searches and seizuresnote .
      Film Brain: Second amendment be damned!
      Linkara: That's the right to bear arms.
      Film Brain: Fifth amendment!
      Nash: That's self-incrimination.
      Film Brain: Thirteenth amendment!note 
      Linkara: Yeah, sure, go with that.
    • Linkara's foul-mouthed Dr. Phil impression from the blooper reel.
      *everyone else cracks up*
    • The ending where JO suddenly shows up:
      JO: HEY! You're doing a review?! I just spent the last four hours sitting on my ass downstairs in one spot because somebody told me Gary Larson was going to be coming by to give out autographs. And did this happen? NO! [whips out a Tommy gun] So, I wanna know exactly who I can hold responsible for this RIGHT NOW! [smiles in the exact same way that Wonder Woman does when threatening Veronica Cale]
      Nash, Linkara, and Film Brain: PANTS TO BE DARKENED!!!!!
    • From the commentary: "I can just imagine Grant Morrison in the middle of the night getting on a jet to go fight crime. It's Peyote-Man!"
    • From the commentary: Linkara singing an alternate version of the "Single Female Lawyer" theme from Futurama.
      Linkara: Single Female Lawyer, killing lots of guys!
  • From the 9/11/12 Tuesday Tech Talk, LordKat starts reading ridiculous hot-air quotes from tech-industry people at a recent conference. When he gets to the word "glocal" (short for global-local) Nash lurches into a gradually building rage, eventually coining the term "brenis" to explain how little sense "glocal" made.
    You cannot make a tesseract business model! It doesn't work that way!
    • From the same talk:
      LordKat: "We don't measure our success by financial results".
      * beat*
      Nash: What do you measure it by, candy?!
  • The Trial Of The Incredible Hulk review is full of hilarious commentary by Nash, Linkara, and Film Brain to the point where the whole episode could be considered a CMOF.
    • One point in the film features two thugs sexually harassing the female lead and an elderly man much to the trio's horror.
      Film Brain: Leave Santa Claus alone, you monster!!!
    • Right after a scene of intense interrogation, the three bust out their best legal quotes - to mixed success:
    • The ending, with JewWario walking into the room, saying he bought a god-awful pilot to a Dr. Strange series...
    • On Daredevil's intro scene:
      Film Brain: So our introduction to Daredevil is him getting his ass handed to him by a woman dressed as a nurse, who he then electrocutes?
      Linkara: Yeah, this could've fit right in to Frank Miller's Daredevil.
    • The preceding joke's great too:
      Linkara: I don't know what baffles me more. The 'Daredevil' costume, or that his first 'battle' in the film is against a middle-aged woman dressed up as a nurse.
      Nash: Neither. It's the fact that he's losing
    • Adding Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" when thugs use a stereo to disorient Daredevil and prevent him from beating them up.
      Hulk: *smashes the speaker*
      Linkara:*weak, high-pitched* Thank you Mister Hulk.
      Film Brain:I can't feel my legs!
      Nash:I forgot math!
    • All three get startled by a repeating, out-of-nowhere ominous musical cue.
      Film Brain: It sounds like somebody fed Chipotle to a Casio keyboard!
      Nash: I think God is angry!
    • Nash's quip that "the Kingpin has a landspeeder, your argument is invalid!"
  • These two tweets were retweeted by Nash for a reason.
  • After watching Pacific Rim, Nash got pissed off that one of the giant robots was called 'Gipsy Danger' ('Gipsy/Gypsy' being a very bad racial slur against the Romani) and created two new robots: 'Honkey Explosion' and 'Cracker Please'.
  • In his stream of Scribblenauts, one task involves comforting a crying child. Nash's solution? Beer!
    • At the beginning of the tutorial... "I BLEACHED THE PIG~"
  • After the Nerf War of MAGfest 2014, we got Action Nash, who then became the focus of the tumblr Nash Bozard In Places He Shouldn't Be.
  • Another classic con review with Linkara and Film Brain: The Punisher.
    • The beginning has Nash being woken up by the Rap Critic.
      *Nash asleep, snoring loudly*
      Rap Critic: *tries to nudge him awake* Naaaaash.
      *Nash still asleep*
      Rap Critic: WAKE THE FUCK UP!
      Nash: *eyes snap awake* DON'TSHOOTSHESAIDSHEWASSINGLE!
      Rap Critic: *startled* Oookay...
    • Nash learns that what he, Linkara, and Film Brain took after their drinking was not aspirin. Thus, Nash goes wild in the arcade, Linkara tries to chase down a crowd of cosplayers (including an army of Fat Grandmas) with a Poke Ball, and Film Brain just meanders around the con with a mad grin on his face. The result: Linkara is splayed in the tub and Film Brain is in the closet, dangling from a clothes hanger by his shirt.
      • When Nash and Rap Critic try to get response out of Linkara:
      Linkara: No! Go on without me! The needs of the many outweigh...the duck!
    • Nash asks why they're even putting themselves through the movie. Linkara states the alternative is going downstairs to face whatever they did. Film Brain then enthusiastically states the least painful option: jumping out the window. The other two's faces briefly light up before all three realize its stupidity.
      • When they realize that the movie's opening sequence resembles that of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century....and the implication that the movie will last 400 years, we hear the trio racing each other to the window and shattering glass.
    • When the Punisher cauterizes his stab wound in the sewer, his scream of pain resounds throughout the sewer. Cut to Rap Critic sitting on the toilet, hearing the scream from inside the toilet.
      • A Brick Joke of how Rap Critic just casually states he's "gonna take a shit", after having...not much of an assurance that the trio are gonna be alright by themselves.
      • Not much later, one of the scenes in the movie involving Frank shooting up a casino has the guys getting into a bit of More Dakka until Rap Critic tells them to stop cause he's trying to apologize to the toilet! The guys sorta collect themselves...except for Linkara, who dazedly points out he ended up writing his name with his shots.
    • After seeing some very bad audio synching.
      Nash (out of sync): I gotta say, the ADR in this movie is great.
      Linkara (with Nash's voice): Top notch!
      Film Brain (with Rap Critic's voice in all its deepness): Perfection.
    • After they're done with the movie, they think it's safe to go back down. A knock on the door immediately follows:
      Brad Jones, completely naked (with a lens flare covering his pelvic area) and an arm of his glasses' frame is missing: Whew! WHAT did we DO last night!?
      • Our last shot of the trio shows them in various degrees of weirded-out and freaked-out.
      • During the blooper for this scene, some people walk past the shot in the background and it's pointed out to Brad. His response to the passers-by?
      Brad Jones: (teasingly) There's room for more!
  • On the Tech Q&A for 9/5/15, Nash and Mike are talking about a laptop that has a radiator attached to it so it can run a higher graphics card. Nash starts breaking out into Under Pressure , then Mike leads into this wonderful Take That!:
    Mike "I wonder if this thing will give steam burns?"
    Nash "You mean aside from early access games? OH! Oh, I went there! Oh!"
  • On the 8/6/16 episode of Tech Q&A one viewer has a question regard their files "for school" which they want protected. Nash keeps coughing the word "PORN!" while reading the message.
  • The 11/12/16 episode opens with a rather grim discussion about how the election of Drumpf will likely mean that the concept of net neutrality will be taken out back and shot... and then Nash and Mike fall silent as Grady performs a kick flip off of the green screen.
  • During the Tech Q&A for 1/21/17 (When Anime Filters Strike), Grady decided to be frequently loud, much to Nash's growing frustration. It was barely 10 minutes before Nash had enough and put Grady outside.
  • Mike showed up on the Quotes page to clarify that he didn't have clown porn, he just knows people who made it.
  • Nash's instructions for Tara to make her own episode of Twin Peaks: 'Set a truck on fire and teach your cat to play a theremin. Take five minutes to say three words. Roll credits.'
  • Nash's late father's house. It all started when Nash decided to replace the stove and, while clearing a path for it, found what reads like a list of Noodle Implements, including a door.
  • Shortly after the release of Frozen, Tara greeted Nash with a short, sung "Do you wanna do the nonsense?" ("the nonsense" being shorthand for the WTFIWWY bit), then idly suggested that someone should write a full version of that parody for use as the show's new intro. To her surprise, a fan went on to do exactly that, not only writing the lyrics but recording the song itself. Now Nash plays it every year for whatever WTFIWWY falls just before Christmas. (The song itself is funny, but also doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, both that the fan would go to such an effort and for the song's last verse, a plea for Nash not to lose his faith in humanity in the face of the worst examples of it.)
  • During The Dom's review of Fifty Shades Darker, the Dom goes on a tear about the infamous scene in which Christian fondles Ana beneath the table at a charity benefit for abused children. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the video swaps Nash and Tara on WTFIWWY, reporting the scene as if it were one of their actual news stories. Tara expresses visible shock; Nash just stands up and nopes off camera entirely.
    Tara: When they say 'Think of the Children!'...this is not what they're talking about.
    Nash (from the distance, still off-camera): NOPE!
  • During one broadcast, Nash decides to dangle a toy for Grady...and not only does he end up pulled, but he falls over with his chair flipping on top of him. He's laughing for two whole minutes immediately as the chair goes on top of him.
  • Nash's reaction to finding out someone's 10-year old stepdaughter was using the show to learn English. Two simple words:
    Oh buckets.


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