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- Summing up the entire premise of the film's hilariously off-the-mark message:Snob: Even the 1930s said, "Fuck this movie!"
- Even better when he explains the movie was picked up by a church group and had its own shots edited in and billed as an exploitation film:Snob: So you can watch this after hours with your pants unzipped, JUST DON'T SMOKE ANY POT WHILE DOING IT.
- Even better when he explains the movie was picked up by a church group and had its own shots edited in and billed as an exploitation film:
- Pointing out a big Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! moment when expositing how joints are made...Snob: Thanks. Now I know how to roll my own joint and where to hide my stash. This movie is educational!
- "This'll learn ya! We're burning all your blocks of delicious cheddar cheese!"Snob: Aaand this ol' roamin' town's about to get some secondhand happiness!
- "Let's start this prequel to I Accuse My Parents..."
- Snob is taken aback by a crossguard holding his hand out to the camera. Snob complies and shuts up until the scene is over, after which he "can continue being a smartass."
- Just casually mentioning how the piano player looks like he chopped up five people before coming to the party. While pausing on the dude's sudden Nightmare Face.
- And when "Hatchet-Wielding Harry", as Snob calls him, is off by himself smoking a joint and giggling like mad...Snob: Good! That'll calm him down!
- And when "Hatchet-Wielding Harry", as Snob calls him, is off by himself smoking a joint and giggling like mad...
- Snob's immediate response to Mary getting shot is hilariously morbid:Snob: Well, good! Something else to make a bong out of!
- The Snob's pretentious twin brother, who defends the movie before spreading mayonnaise on his nipple.
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- The Running Gag on the Non-Indicative Name.
- The review is split into two parts. When the Snob attempts a Previously On , a clip from The Muppets Take Manhattan plays instead.
- Jason punching the head off a boxer warrants the sound effects and Game Over text of the Punch-Out!! NES game.Snob: Easiest joke in the whole episode!
- Snob's reaction to Jason seeing a billboard ad for Eastern Hockey LeagueSnob: Stop being funny, Part VIII. Only Part VI is allowed to be funny.
- When Charles points out that they should call the police instead of trying to face the muggers head-on
- Snob explaining Jason's Villainous Rescue
I'm Not Ashamed
- Snob's reaction to how the movie isn't as preachy as he thought it would be.Snob: The Columbine Pureflix movie is less hateful than the romance Pureflix movie.
- The Snob pointing out they parodied a scene from the movie in Jesus, Bro! without having even seen the movie.
- The film is about a victim of the Columbine massacre, yet constantly feels the need to unsubtly foreshadow said massacre. The Snob isn't amused:(after yet another scene of Harris and Klebold planning)Snob: Hey, wait a minute...I think this movie's about the Columbine shooting!
- During a scene where the dialogue is frustratingly deafened by a character playing a guitar, Snob plays a scene of Bluto smashing a guitar.
- "The '90s made it much easier to notice the douchebags: they all wore the same white hats. And they all look thirty."
Glen or Glenda
- Snob getting his mail wearing a dress - and as a Call-Back, dancing to "It's An Inky Dinky Doo-Dah Morning" while doing so.
- The Snob's pretentious twin returns to talk about how the film was ahead of its time. After that's said and done, we see him pull a pineapple from the bottom of the screen with a pop sound effect and a moan. The Snob's response? Asking how come his brother had hair now, even though he didn't last time.
- "Bela Lugosi in Glen or Glenda. We don't know which but his penis is in one of the two."
- John repeatedly picking up the Idiot Ball when it comes to dealing with zombies.Snob: God damn it! If you're gonna keep forgetting to shoot them in the head then I'm gonna stop rooting for you!
- The Snob teasing the viewers about spiders, between bits of a scene where a character gets killed by spiders.
- During a scene that takes place in an Egyptian tomb, the Snob points out that there's some...interesting music.Snob: It's not that I object the American release using music from Mario 64, but why?
- The annoying kid from House by the Cemetery is back! And Snob refuses to call him by his character's name, but by the other movie's "Bob".
City of the Living Dead
- The fact the ending is as vague as possible annoys Snob, even saying City of the Walking Dead seems to have more of a conclusion.
- Another Patreon poll... with Windy City shoehorned in as an option again.
- During the opening, Snob does a Bait-and-Switch saying the "Electoral College" chose Windy City instead... and during The Stinger, like in the Academy Awards one day before, comes an envelope with a different result: "The Black Cat".
- As the villainess becomes a wolf, Snob dubs in Benji dialogue from Oh! Heavenly Dog.
- "If there are four E.T. pornos, of course there will be a King Kong one!"
Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla
- "This title just sounds as if I'm reading about him going to the zoo!"
- After a terrible joke:Snob: Hmm, she's the only one laughing. Reminds me of when I took a date to go see the That Darn Cat remake. There was no second date. Just like if I took a date who laughed at this!
- The Snob's growing annoyance with Sammy Petrillo.
- "Compliments of Frank Sinatra mother fucker!"
- Jordan B. Matthews returns again, and doesn't even try to defend the film as he has his own defense to make...Jordan: It has come to my attention that there are many people who think I pulled a pineapple out my ass during my last appearance. I will have you know that it was not my ass. I was making sweet love to the pineapple with my sweaty, adequate dick, and if anyone says otherwise, they will be immediately blocked.
Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers
- The return of Actual Lee (after all, Linkara is the resident Power Rangers expert), with intromissions that are always irrelevant.
- The Dove Foundation is compared to Armond White, "except it's not trying to sound smart". Cue a tweet by White replying to the Snob.What?! Oh, Armond White does sound like the guy who Twitter-searches his own name.
- "Your brother, Donald Trump" - Alec Baldwin dressed as Trump, of course.
- Snob's continuous disappointment at Stephen Baldwin's sleepwalking performance, which at a certain point he starts to highlight with the praising blurb "Stephen Baldwin is superb".
- "[Stephen Baldwin] looks like a handsome...thumb."
- Snob's angry tirade against lazy Parallel Porn Titles (including the movie from this episode, which is actually This Ain't The Smurfs XXX: A Porn Parody).
- Tobe Fair is back, though his takedowns by the Snob (which even include a reference to the Ghost in the Shell Midnight Screenings episode) are funnier than his intromissions.
Zombies on Broadway
- "Only this movie doesn't have Hitler in it! Weird that I have to specify this..."
- A character named Douglas Walker leads to obvious references.Snob: Because of the criticisms from Doug Walker, Brown & Carney are threatened in to finding a real zombie for the night club...and that is literally an accurate description of the Plot!
God's Not Dead 2
- The Snob breaking into cartoonish evil laughter pretty much every time Ray Wise says or does anything.
- Midnight Screenings, starring Fat Grandma and Brad Jones!
- Snob referring to the film as "God's Not Dead 2: God Harder".
- All Snob can say when the Universal logo pops up before the film?"...why?!?"
- Snob's Brain Bleach moment during a scene between Melissa Joan Hart and Pat Boone:Snob: Ohhh... please tell me they're not banging... I get enough of that from the John Derek movies...
- "Josh Wheaton is not in this film! He's hanging out with his friends George Roddenberry and Steven Spielsteen!"
- "And that was Clarissa Explains Nothing!"
- "In space, no one can hear you pray."
Another Son of Sam
- "That's not a good idea! I wanna watch a movie, not get shot with a .44 caliber pistol!"
Unidentified Flying Oddball
- The movie being so bad it makes Snob the driest and most sarcastic he's been in years. Well, moreso. Just see the sheer contempt whenever Snob has to say the title out loud.
- Saying the movie is a more accurate retelling of King Arthur than the Guy Ritchie version hitting theaters.
- Patreon poll! And Snob doesn't even do a Verbal Backspace listing Windy City again.
- The whole opening where Snob notes how Windy City finally won a Patreon poll, and that it's a dull movie that lacks anything remotely resembling Dianne Wiest blowing herself up in Independence Day 1983.
- Even better: it won the poll by one percent of the votes.
- He then concludes that people would rather watch lame 80's dramas than movies with aliens, given how Independence Day was the, well, Independence Day: Resurgence tie in, and Windy City is the Alien: Covenant tie in.note
- Bored out of his mind, Snob starts doing a Tequila and Bonetti voice for a dog.
- When it becomes clear how serious the Rogues are about their childhood dream about being pirates:Snob: I know it's because they watched pirate movies as kids, and wanted to go on adventures. But I watched Die Hard as a kid and didn't want to jump off buildings!
- Over footage of the ship the Rogues chartered for Sol, Danny gives us the "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue.Danny: Sol died at sundown on the ninth day...Snob: [imitating Danny, as the ship's cannon fires] We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and they made chicken rings out of his remains.
- At the end, he reveals that Windy City never got an official DVD release...which is why he has a bootleg.Snob: Even the disc says "Fuck Sol", they blew a hole in his fucking head!
- The "Fuck Sol" Running Gag, after it appears that Danny is the only one of the Rogues who seems to care about Sol. Take Thats towards Sol not only were a running gag in this episode, but went on to becoming running gags in later reviews! To the point that a montage of memorable characters from 2017 reviews in the "Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2017" (which included Sol) ended with a "Fuck Sol!"
- Snob stating that his next review will be Pirates, the porn parody/mockbuster of the Pirates of the Caribbean films, because by its title alone that movie has a better excuse to be about pirates than Windy City.
- "They do have a budget: they've afforded the real Cap'n Crunch!"
- "Accidental lesbian sex...BOY, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE BEFORE!"
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead
- "When I finished one year of the Cinema Snob, it already felt like ten years!"
- The Running Gag on Mark Shannon's genital warts.
- A black cat has Snob say it's someone angry at The Black Cat losing the Fulciuary poll.
- After the main characters finally reach the island 50 minutes into the movie:Snob: And there's still an hour of this movie left! Because fuck you!
Night of the Seagulls
- "It was never called 'Zombi 8'! But it makes more sense than a movie about zombie knights called Night of the Seagulls."
- "Epoca atual" (Spanish for "Current days") leads Snob to complain "Are you 'actually' me?", and bring in Actual Lee.
Deep Throat II
- Stock footage from other Caligula reviews!
- As the film cuts back and forth from Caligula, his cousin and a dancer, Snob splices in one of the Oogieloves playing the keyboard.
Cannibal Holocaust II
That Nazty Nuisance
- Snob admits he forgot all about The Devil With Hitler because he saw the movie, wrote and shot the video, all in the same day. And admits he did the same with this one, so he'll probably forget it too.Snob: (mirthfully) Heh heh heh heh heh, I forgot about Hitler taking it in the ass with a bomb! Heh heh- (legitimately confused/concerned) How could I forget Hitler taking it in the ass with a bomb?
- Upon learning that the film also goes by "The Last Three," Snob says that if he'd known that was a title, he wouldn't have put off reviewing a movie whose title he didn't know how to pronounce.
Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train
- "Hahaha! Oh, the League of Super Critics page. They owe me so much money! Plus, they won't take down my videos! And they constantly ignore my e-mails! Hahaha... don't watch my stuff on the League of Super Critics page."
- Fortunately for Brad, the League of Super Critics page was deactivated not long afterward.
- The Die Hard comparisons return! Including saying that Ryan Stiles taking over the role of John McClane would still be better than A Good Day to Die Hard.
- "He's playing three roles: Judge, Jury and Executioner Reinhold."
- "This looks like an effect for a review of Crackerjack 2!" Cue a fireball pasted next to Snob, who says he will add sound later.
- The first appearance of the "Will It Fit?" Running Gag.Snob: Thankfully, one of the hostages knows a lot about trains. Usually he hides in the Amtrak bathrooms and sticks these up his ass. It's all a part of his internet series: Will It Fit?
Return to Boggy Creek
- Snob admits he forgot to do 350th episode Milestone Celebration.
- The Running Gag on how the movie is a complete bore.
- Every joke about Uncle Bo.
- This video contains not one, but two Will It Fit? gags.Snob!Uncle Bo: "You kids be careful now. I'll just be busy filming my own version of 'Will It Fit?'."
Snob: "Dawn realizes the kids are gone, but more importantly, 'Will It Fit' took are a dangerous turn when Uncle Bo tried stuffing grandpa's head up his biscuits."
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit Part Two
- Eddie from the movie inspires a Douchey McNitpick-type complaining that Snob is making too many religious movies compared to porn. Then they give him a laptop playing the porno web show "Will It Fit".
- Snob/Brad explaining that normally, he writes 8 paragraphs of material when making an episode for the show. The movie gave him so little to work with, he only managed to write 3.
The Slumber Party Massacre Part III
Darna vs. The Planet Women
- Snob saying he did not take the week off because a Wonder Woman movie meant he watched Darna vs. The Planet Woman (said with about the same contempt as Unidentified Flying Oddball). "I deserve no breaks!"
- Another weird fan appears, Walt Right - which true to the name, is creepy and has complaints so bizarre and off-topic Snob can't even find a proper answer.
- The Gag Sub returns in this one, with moments ranging from the kid character's foul mouth, to the grandma character quoting War Room, and especially a doctor speaking English, but the subtitles are in Tagalog.
Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy
The Little Cars in the Great Race
- V8 (the taxi character) complains that Cruise and the other cars talk a lot about "race here, race there" whenever a big race draws near, so Snob jokes that the Little Cars series is actually a hard-hitting parable on race relations. Later on in the movie, he makes this joke:V8: Who's that new racer?Coupe: (to V8) I don't know, but it's really weird. He looks a lot like Cruise. Don't you think so, Uncle?V8: Cruise?Snob: Not all cars look the same! That's racist!
- Whenever a character makes a lame car-related joke, Snob follows up with a short Hurricane of Puns of his own.
- "Pixar's Cars may be made by someone who likes cars, but Little Cars is made by someone who wants to fuck them!"
- Snob guesses that V8 got his name because people wouldn't stop sticking vegetables in his tailpipe.
- The Running Gag regarding the bad animation.
- The opening title shows the "O" in Gladiformers appear before the rest of the word, leading the Snob to joke that the movie already gave itself a 0 out of 10.
- Snob making fun of the film's Hong Kong Dub... while saying his line without moving his mouth as he glares at the camera.Snob: "It's real easy to animate and to dub into English when the characters don't have mouths to move"!
- Once Snob sees the writer of My Girl has a credit, he says it explains "the scene where Optimus Prime dies because of an allergic reaction to Bumblebee's sting!"
- After witnessing one of the Gladiformers get beheaded:Snob: "If this were Gladiformers Headmasters, that wouldn't have mattered."
- Again the Snob justifies doing proper Parallel Porn Titles, from "I thought that XXX meant a crossover with Xander Cage!" and "The Smuffs, better known as This Ain't a Title XXX".
- The co-writer is "moonlighting as 50 year old Brad Jones".
- The return of Eddie, who now doesn't want porno spoofs anymore.
Playmate of the Apes
- The Snob noting that this parody was released around the same time as Planet of the Apes (2001), leading to this remark.Snob: The vagina makeup will be top -notch, but nothing else will be.
- The Snob noting that the director of this film also directed The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude, ending with a rant.Snob: He has no business making another movie, until he tells me who in the FUCK is Aunt Gertrude! There was no Aunt Gertrude in that film! Is she the one who took the missing money (*cue screenshot from 'Another Son of Sam)?!
Sex and the City
- Snob says he watched the show because of his new roommate, a former film critic - Jay Sherman!
- Snob's demonstration of how bad the film is: he pulls out a paper, hypothetically containing all the character relationships and plot arcs from over the course of the show's history... which he then crumples and chucks behind him against the wall. Which then becomes a Running Gag anytime characterization from the show is ruined.
- "Wait, no chapter on Jack Berger?! He was a writer! And he's probably hung himself by now!"
- After Snob realizes that the building agent for Carrie and Big's new apartment is played by Malcolm Gets from Caroline in the Citynote :Snob: (scoff; looks up in confusing) Why do I know that?!
- Snob calls out Samantha for bidding $50k at an auction, since that money could've helped out with the script.
- Adding "Psycho" Strings to Charlotte's Thousand-Yard Stare.
- Snob decides to add his own Carrie narration (done spot-on by Brad's wife Laura).Laura!Carrie: (As Carrie opens a closet door) I couldn't help but wonder, will this apartment give us a new lease on love?
- This exchange:Samantha: [Upon seeing Miranda's pubic hair poking out from under her swimsuit] ...Jesus, honey; wax much?Snob: That may be the most appropriate use of that Bushwhacked joke ever
- Snob calling the "trying on clothes montage" as a less anally-intrusive version of Will It Fit?.
- "This is the easiest check Evan Handler ever cashed!"
- Snob stating the movie besmirched the name of Mannequin: On the Move before using Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now whenever Samantha is feeling horny.
- The fact that someone like Snob knows so much about the original series is funny in and of itself. Either he did a lot of research or he's actually a fan (or Brad himself is, which is possibly even funnier).
- The opening, where Snob compares various romances to dating sites.
- "Maybe he turned to Christianity after his sister blew herself up." - cue Independence Day 1983 clip... "Hahahah! The gift that truly keeps on giving."
- The Snob's Big "WHAT?!" to the movie's iconic line "You could help show me my driftwood", preempting his reaction by comparing it to Second Glance's "Hey Scotty, Jesus Man" and The Pretender's "If I ever come to Jesus, I'll come all the way".
- "I smell a 'learning to be a Christian montage'". Cuts to a montage of the Rickhead reading the bible. "What? I didn't say it'd be from Christian Mingle".
- After a character blatantly makes up a Bible verse: "Well, it could've been worse. You could've said it was from 'Two Corinthians'."
- The Snob repeatedly points out that for all it's flaws, the movie is still a better Christian romance than Old Fashioned.
- The Snob keeps getting taken aback by how stupid the characters act sometimes, to the point of wondering twice if it's a Stealth Parody.(Gwyneth fumbles with a Bible)Snob: You don't know how a fucking book works?!(Gwyneth doesn't know how to end Grace)Snob: You don't know what the word "Amen" is?!(Paul's mother tries to spell it out for him that Gwyneth is a phony, to no effect)Snob: It was then she realized that she raised an idiot.(Paul invites Gwyneth down to Mexico)Snob: He actually invites her down to Mexico, which is followed by her double checking the map to see where Mexico is?(the missionaries stare at a bell for a while, then stare at the bell tower for a while)Snob: Are you wondering how to get up there or are you wondering what a bell is? The characters are so brain-dead I can't tell!
Sex and the City 2
- The fact that the (placeholder) title card is the exact same title card used for the review of the first movie, but with a poorly drawn "2" over it.
- Bastard Film Brain strikes again... in Tweet form!I know a thing about heels, I use them to pleasure Snob's sexually frustrated great grandmother.Snob: DUH, GODDAMNIT BASTARD FILM BRAIN!
- Abu Dhabi leads to a Garfield and Friends joke. ("What the fuck was Nermal complaining about?").
- The return of Laura Jones as Fake!Carrie, who comes with her own snarky comments on the film.
- The Snob responding to Samantha's Lawrence of my Labia line:Snob: That joke could have been worse. She could have said, "This Ain't Lawrence of Arabia, a XXX Joke.
- The Snob's response to a sing-along?Phelous: No.
- The Snob describes actor/director Neil Breen as the combination of Alex Jones, Tommy Wiseau, Ricky Caldwell, and an actual KFC Double Down sandwich.
- "By the way, I now know what Neil Breen's balls look like...and they don't have Mark Shannon's warts so there's THAT."
- The scene after Breen's character gets a phone call about his love interest's cancer death reminds the Snob of Ryan O'Neal's "OH MAN! OH GOD!" line from Tough Guys Don't Dance.
- The fact that Walt Right got arrested for pleasuring himself to The Emoji Movie.
- The Snob's surprise that the movie supplies its own creepy music, forcing him to use non-creepy music.
- Much to his horror, the Soundtrack Dissonance only raises more questions.
- Snob constantly referring the main character as a Serial Killer.
- Referring to a Jerkass character as Brian Cox due to his high resemblance.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
- The intro where Snob describes a scene where Stallone's mom cleans his gun and he gets pissy about it, complete with Stallone impression.
- As Snob explains, Arnold Schwarzenegger more or less tricked Sylvester Stallone into doing the film, effectively making this the greatest prank of all time. The idea of Schwarzenegger laughing after the practical joke he pulled in convincing Sly to do this becomes a Running Gag through the review.
- Snob's reaction to Stallone's mom cleaning his gun.
- The Snob's comment after his Stunned Silence to Stallone's 'needing his diaper changed' nightmare.Snob: My god. Even Cronenberg thinks this is too weird.
- After Tutti makes a Bond One-Liner after shooting Parnell:Joe: (shocked) ...you shot him.Tutti: (blows smoke off of the gun) No shit.
- "You know, maybe Cop and a Half wasn't such a bad movie after all!"
Dancin': It's On!
- The opening, where Snob acknowledges all the requests, so "the movie is probably FUCKING GREAT!"
- Snob pulling out a cap and placing it sideways on his head, saying the phrase "Yo, kids! Let's rap about dancing!"
- "The Captain" earns a Jar Jar Binks impression whenever he's on-screen, including the opening roll call, which also identifies Danny and Ken as "Hip Youth Group Minister" and the "Slim Jim" guy, respectively.
- The Snob referencing Smilex gas in one scene, which becomes Hilarious in Hindsight for those who follow Atop the Fourth Wall, because Linkara reviewed the comic adaptation of Batman (1989) the same week this review came out.
- The "Will It Fit?" Running Gag returns, this time having David Winters portray the host for the fictional show.
- Not to mention this bit of Self-Deprecation:
- Just hearing that one of the characters is named "Shotsy" is enough for Snob to scoff and then shout "Fuck off!"
Song of the South
- Walt Right appearing almost immediately at the beginning of the review, much to the Snob/Brad's horror.
- And after Walt makes another bit of Insane Troll Logic:
- Snob suspects that he's watching an Updated Re-release version of the film.Snob: The film has had an interesting release history and, I dunno, something tells me I may be looking at a sneak peek of a theoretical US DVD release.(The title card comes up. Disney's name is crossed out and replaced with the Illumination Entertainment logo)Snob: Damn, I gotta hand it to them, this is Illumination's best work to date.
- Snob tries to cut away several times away from the movie, only to cut to even more blatantly racist cartoons. And then he wants to watch another forgotten Disney cartoon, so it cuts to one about Nazism.
- Snob's numerous insults to Johnny's stupid wardrobe.Snob!Remus: Here ya go Johnny, it's another story called "Brer Rabbit Thinks Johnny Dresses Like a Jackass."
Snob: Johnny wears his finest used tampon to pick Ginny up for the party.
Snob: The black people are all praying for Johnny's speedy recovery. Without Johnny, who else is gonna walk around dressed like a Nutcracker?
- When Uncle Remus stops the bullies harrassing Johnny:
- Whenever Snob impersonated Uncle Remus, at times playing up his frustration with Johnny.Snob!Remus: Goddamn it, what'd I tell you little shits about gettin' my ass shot?!
- Snob's theory that Brer Rabbit is actually Bugs Bunny disguising himself from Yosemite Sam, and that Brer Bear is stoned off his ass.
- Given what is to follow, it opens with Stunned Silence and "So what would happen if you took Head of the Class, Colby's Clubhouse, Julie Brown, Bibleman and Ms. Velma's Christmas and stuck all of that in a blender? I'll tell you what happened! YOU RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BLENDER!"
- Snob, once again, taking out a cap and saying another Pretty Fly for a White Guy phrase:Snob: SO lets rap about peer pressure kids! 'Cause if the devil shows up to give you advice, mark my words, it ain't gonna be very nice.
- After some hard to follow dialogue, the Snob decided to do the same for his own show:Snob: You can't just say a bunch of random words, and expect it to all come together just because you end it with the show's title. Fluffernutters, corkscrews, Gatorade, BOOM! Cinema Snob.
- Calling Louie/Lucifer the guitar-wielding Driller Killer from Slumber Party Massacre II.
- Snob's reaction to a line from one of the angels is Hilarious in Hindsight, since he's actually mishearing it!Angel 1: You're going to de-wing us?Angel 2: You mean like...what mean note little boys do to bugs?Snob: [Laughs and slaps his knee] It's funny because he's sadistic! Why isn't HE with Satan?!
- The numerous call backs to both musicals and other Christian films that he's covered, from Staying Alive, Superman the Musical, Can't Stop the Music and The Pretender. The latter two gets the Snob commenting that they failed their auditions because they were too straight.
- After the two nerds sing "I love you" to each other in an operatic fashion, Snob requests a live-shot of the audience's reaction. Cut to the puking kid with pencils shoved in his ears from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.Snob: Mmm, sweet relief.
- Snob pointing out that the lead actress later marries the actor portraying the Hollywood Nerd, and that the two later go on to become contestants on Family Feud. Complete with a screenshot of their episode.
- This setup for a reference:Jenny: I'm probably the only person in the world that will tell you the truth about yourself. You're ugly, you have no talent, and you should stop using transmission fluid for deodorant.
Snob: But all of that means nothing now that Melvin has turned into The Toxic Avenger!
- When the nerd begins to give a heart-wrenching performance:
- Snob breaking out into dancing to the musical's main theme song when the other characters in the musical discover Jenny's corpse.
- Snob getting so frustrated at the Ending Fatigue, that he takes out and uses a fidget cube.
My Little Pony: The Movie
- Eddie from Rosie Rabbit makes a cameo after Snob mentions the porno spoof for MLP, which then leads to a telegraphed Will It Fit? joke.
- Eddie's facial expressions as he's watching Will It Fit? makes the cutaway to the Running Gag even better.
- Any time something sticky (e.g. spiderwebs) appear on-screen, the Snob makes a crack about how it's from fans of the new MLP movie. Though one pony saying "We can't do it! It's too sticky!" leads to Sarcasm Failure.
- Snob dubbing over a raccoon with a Wabuu impression.
- Snob giving some of the ponies mundane names after refusing to call them by their real names."I'm not calling you Buttons. You're Steve!"
- When a pony is having a solo musical number, Snob gives an enthusiastic Shout-Out:Snob: This is the part where she "lets it go, she lets it go. The rainbows never bothered her anyway."
- After an obnoxious musical number from the Grundles with the recurring lyric "Grundles good!":Snob: Grundles BAD! They're all a group of gang rapists with leprosy!
- After the ponies blow up the Smooze with the magic rainbow.
- Brian Lewis is apparently a brony and got advance tickets to the new MLP movie! *
- "Your twinkle is back, Sweet Stuff!"Snob: It sure is, Sugar Tits!
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- Snob insisting to refer to Adam Arkin's character as Batman. *
- This gem:(Laurie knees Michael in the groin, making him go cross-eyed while looking at her.)
Snob as Michael: "I wish you would!"
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
- Snob acting like the John D. Lamey's character is an Author Avatar.Snob: (When John D. Lamey escapes his cuffs, grabs a cop's gun and knocks out the cop) Hell yes, I am BADASS in this movie!
- "The Duke of Crystal Lake A-Number 1 doesn't have quite the same ring as the Duke of New York, but that would imply that this series spent a lot of time in New York".
- After Jason kills a couple who's having sex, as usual, Snob shoots an admittedly shameful joke.Snob: I've heard of period sex, but this is ridiculous! (*shakes his head in shame as the audience boos at him*)
- Snob making a Call-Back to the last review
- When the film's ending teases Freddy vs. Jason, the Snob lets out this zinger.Snob: Holy shit it's SHARP HAND JOE!
Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween
- The intro:Snob: If Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas made you want to punch the baby Jesus, don't worry. This one will make you want to punch a baby that's dressed as the baby Jesus. (beat) Why it chose that as a Halloween costume, I have no idea!
- Calling the movie "Tyler Perry's Boo! Tyler Perry, a Madea Tyler Perry Hallo-Tyler Perry-Ween."
- Dubbing in Madea's first appearance with Fat GrandmaFat Grandma!Madea: Saddle up sugar! Next time I'll tell you the story of how I slapped Mussolini 'cross the face for the business he pulled in Albania!
Snob: Hey, wait a minute. Since when is Fat Grandma black?
- "Is that a 30-year-old dressed as Miss Clara from War Room? Because that's the only thing that makes sense!"
- The return of the "Bushwhacked!" Running Gag.
- "This movie makes Ernest Scared Stupid look like Halloween! Any of the Halloween movies!"
- Snob needing Brain Bleach for the thought of Madea being a stripper and another character playing with themselves.Snob: [deadpan] Don't wanna picture THAT!
- The Running Gag regarding how the scenes don't seem to end, and are Padding to begin with.
- After noting that Cinemascore gave the film an "A", he shows that it also gave mother! a "F" and The Wolf of Wall Street a "C", and goes on to call Cinemascore "the electoral college of movie reviews."
- Snob's reaction to whenever Madea being a Cross-Cast Role is acknowledged.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
- Snob not liking the new New Line logo, stating that the old logo felt like you were about to watch a snuff film.
- Once Dokken starts playing: "It was either this or Alice Cooper's 'He's Back (The Man Under the Fedora)'. Jail..."
- When an institutionalized character played by Patricia Arquette appears hostile to the orderlies, Snob claims that it must be because she doesn't want to do CSI: Cyber again.
- A room full of hanged people is described as "a screening of Geostorm".
- The Running Gag of Snob's disappointment that the returning character wasn't Grady from A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge.
- The Running Gag of Snob referring to Dr. Neil Gordon (Craig Wasson) as Bill Maher (as they do share a resemblance), complete with Snob saying, after Gordon is shown on a computer, that he must be writing "new rules".
- When Nancy refers to Freddy as "the Boogieman":Snob: That's great for keeping Michael Myers away, but what's it going to do about Freddy?!"
- Snob giving another Shout-Out to another bootleg Freddy Krueger:Snob: Holy shit it's Nightmare Feddy!
- Snob pointing out the fact that the actress for Jennifer was in a series called "Friends" *
- The numerous shout-outs Snob pulls in this episode, from Die Hard, Slumber Party Massacre II, A New Hope, and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
- After Amanda Kruger's Rape as Backstory, Snob is just silent and asks "Goddammit, stop cutting back to me every time something horrifying happens!"
- When Will uses his dream powers to be able to get up from his wheelchair, Snob angrily calls him a faker.
- Despite being a horror movie, Snob manages to fit in a Will It Fit? joke.
- When Snob thinks the movie goes into a "Groundhog Day" Loop, he repeats his "This is a Scorpion household" joke.
- Snob dyed his hair blond in memory of Ben Tramer.
- When Harvey Weinstein's name appears in the credits:
- Later, when a character sexually harasses another character, Snob as the character claims that "Harvey said I could!"
Mr. No Legs
- The Running Gag on how the movie is named after a minor character and Mr. No Legs dies before the third act.Snob: It'd be like if you titled The Spy Who Loved Me Jaws, and I can think of a couple reasons why they may run into difficulty there!
- Then Snob discovers that its on-screen title is actually Gun Fighter.Snob: Gee, I don't know why they changed it! Am I watching a movie or playing an arcade game?!
- After a scene shows one of the protagonists in his bedroom, which is covered in fur, and his girlfriend in a white nightgown:Snob: Hey, you're getting your Caligula knock-off in my Mr. No Legs!
- This gem:Snob: [after showing D'Angelo getting angry at Mr. No Legs] Lloyd Bochner is just upset because his son Ellis may have a cocaine problem.Explanation
- The bar scene is quite the doozy:[after a bar patron flirts with who a appears to be a transgender woman]
Snob: I'm not sure what the scene has to do with anything, but I think I know what the twist is gonna be.
[a black woman and a white woman get into a fight]
Snob: Ummm� The twist is a race riot?! Well I wasn't expecting that! [�] And then she [the black woman] is murdered as the bartender just watches.
Another Bar Patron: That black bitch!
[the bartender, who's also black, cracks a bottle over his head and laughs]
Snob: Nevermind, he took care of� that guy.
Snob: [imitating one of the protagonists] "Eh, let's just leave the bartender to clean up this shit."
Bartender: [sighs] Hmph-damn.
Snob: [shakes his head] That's the look of a man who has to frequently shut down his bar due to bottle stabbings.
- Snob recognizing that D'Angelo, the Big Bad, is played by the same actor who played Walter Thornton, Pia Zadora's husband in The Lonely Lady.Snob: Meanwhile, Walter Thornton had to move away from screenwriting and into drug-dealing because his wife kept ruining his damn scripts!
- "Oh, to be a fly on the lens while shooting this sequence." Said while there's an actual fly on the scene's lens.
- The movie was made by the creators of Flipper, and there's even an actor from that series. It's also a Running Gag, to the point Snob closes the review by complaining Mr. No Legs was never defeated by a dolphin.
- After calling the film's title an Understatement,note Snob proceeds to say that it would be like if Cannibal Holocaust was called "Harsh!" and I Spit on Your Grave "Well Gee, That Sucks!".
- After The Group are introduced, Snob notes that he would have made a joke about a music group named "The Group" if it wasn't for the band named The Band.
- In reference to other musical acts that appeared in exploitation movies, Snob feels that "The Group" should form a supergroup called "Fantastic Mercy and the Johnny Charros",note so that they'll be picked up by the manager from the Blast-Off Girls.
- "No one slaps the cameraman and gets away with it!"
He Knows You're Alone
- Given it was the first episode after Brad married Laura Luke, as soon as the Snob sees the wedding ring the "Oh no, not again" from Spaceballs is dubbed over him.
- "Caitlin O'Heaney is an actress so known for slasher movies that I'm pretty sure her IMDb photo is getting murdered."
- Any of the Actor Allusions for Tom Hanks:
- The Snob mistaking a then-unknown Tom Hanks for his Bosom Buddies co-star, Peter Scolari.
- Explaining that "backgammon" isn't a euphemism for sex; he just used a Zoltar machine to become an adult.
- When Elliot (Hanks' character) hears that there's a slasher in the area, Snob shows footage of Forrest Gump running to the end of town.Snob: Smartest slasher character ever.
Christmas with a Capital C
- Not only there is another hoodie this year (a Rudolph one!), but Snob also wears pink reindeer pajamas to match it.
- The continuous revolt at another War on Christmas movie.
- Snob calling out the idea that a black woman would fully believe that people not being allowed to say "Merry Christmas" is an injustice in America.
- The Just Eat Gilligan moment of the whole movie, where Snob points out that the complaints about the Christmas decorations around town can be ignored due to the nativity being protected as celebratory theism. "Okay, movie over!" *cuts to credits*
- When Daniel Baldwin's character is introduced and it's almost-immediately revealed that he used to date the main character's wife, Snob does his "[X]'s gonna bang your wife, bro!" Running Gag, but this time, he does it in the most flat and devoid of amusement way possible.
Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)
- There's a classic Snob introduction saying the movie is as bad/weird as it gets, culminating in why it's a hard watch: every shot is a still frame.
- Snob even makes a point to hold off on actually explaining the film's background information until the halfway point, as to give the audience a break.
- Snob asks why the parenthetical "(named Calvin)" was added to the title, and then proposes one that's even more pointlessly specific: Santa's Christmas Elf (named Calvin, who isn't a huge fan of mushrooms but doesn't mind cream of mushroom soup, maybe because the mushroom pieces are so small, and the broth has a nice taste that covers the slimy and squishy texture of plain mushrooms).
- After an unnecessarily long still shot of Santa, we cut to Snob pointedly remarking that there's still 65 minutes left in the film.
- And since the movie is treated like a storybook, Snob adds in his own narration over the still shots, to darkly comedic effect.
- When Kim the little girl says that Calvin now belongs to her and they'll have so much fun, Snob knows where it's going...fundamental friend dependability!
- The near-complete lack of any kind of motion leads Snob to compare the movie to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. He gets so annoyed by it that a VHS tracking error to give the illusion of movement is praised as one of the best parts of the film.
- In response to Santa showing up to get Calvin... by pretending to be a donation man, telling Kim's mother that he's collecting toys for next Christmas:Snob: (scoff) So, people just let anyone in their house in the Seventies!
- As Santa reveals himself to Kim... in a semi-creepy manner: "Where's the cop?!"
The Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks
- The Running Gag about not having a flying car whenever the General Motors commercials appear.
- When Snob acknowledges that most people associate the Holiday Special with Christmas, Gay Jesus from Christmas with a Capital C makes a cameo to go on another tirade.
- Even when reviewing commercials, Snob will always fit in a Will It Fit? jokeWill it Fit? Host: On the next "Will It Fit?", we'll be drawing a line straight into my ass. We'll see what kind of tunnels this truck can fit in. Also, batteries are included, but you're not getting them back.
- When two movie trailers appear in the commercials, Snob remarks that he'll wait for the Midnight Screenings for those movies, leading to Midnight Screenings '78, starring 70's Brian as a non-stop Pungeon Master and 70's Brad as his Jive Turkey-spewing hypeman.[while reviewing The Wild Geese]
70's Brian: These wild geese have crashed and burned long before flying south. You know, honk if you heard this one before. When it comes to this war film, less is more: Roger Moore.
70's Brad: Oh-ho shit, my man!
[while reviewing The Wiz]
70's Brian: This movie lacks brain and heart. You're gonna need some courage to sit through this one, but Diana Ross does not reign supreme. I give this one a Jackson zero out of fives. There is no place like a better movie.
70's Brad: Oh ho ho ho, good night John boy! Yo momma!
- "Coming up next on Brad Tries..., Brad tries a 40-year-old Reggie bar and dies!" Many comments actually wanted Brad to try a Reggie bar.
- Sure enough, he actually tried one (albeit from the 90's re-release) and found it to be the worst thing he ever ate on the show.
- When he gets to a pantyhose commercial where the two women get excited about their new pantyhose;Snob: I think my wife is having an affair with he neighbor's wife!
A Christmas Kiss
- The Snob's jacket is now full of Reggie bars because of the Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks.
- When the main character gets unironically "to be faired", a slowed down audio clip of Tobe Fair gets played.
- The Snob wishes that the Ghost of Christmas Driller Killer would appear after the first montage.
- The Snob sides with Pricilla after she makes a remark about Christmas music that's played before the season arrives.
- The jokes about how creepy Charlie is.
- After another montage featuring Christmas music, Snob splices in the puking kid scene from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.* ]]