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* "The narration was provided by Dorothy Brown Green. [[SuddenlyShouting PICK A FUCKING COLOR!"]]

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-->(Paul struggles with chopsticks)
-->'''Snob:''' Christians aren't this stupid. Why is this movie being condescending to ''itself?''


[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]]

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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]]
2020]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2021episodes 2021]] |


* The Snob keeps getting taked aback by how stupid the characters act sometimes, to the point of [[PoesLaw wondering twice]] if it's a StealthParody.

-->(Gwenyth fumbles with a Bible)

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* The Snob keeps getting taked taken aback by how stupid the characters act sometimes, to the point of [[PoesLaw wondering twice]] if it's a StealthParody.

-->(Gwenyth -->(Gwyneth fumbles with a Bible)



-->(Gwenyth doesn't know how to end Grace)

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-->(Gwenyth -->(Gwyneth doesn't know how to end Grace)

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* The Snob [[RunningGag repeatedly points out]] that for all it's flaws, the movie is still a better Christian romance than ''Old Fashioned.''
* The Snob keeps getting taked aback by how stupid the characters act sometimes, to the point of [[PoesLaw wondering twice]] if it's a StealthParody.

-->(Gwenyth fumbles with a Bible)
-->'''Snob:''' You don't know how a fucking ''book'' works?!

-->(Gwenyth doesn't know how to end Grace)
-->'''Snob:''' You don't know what the word "Amen" is?!

-->(Paul's mother tries to spell it out for him that Gwyneth is a phony, to no effect)
-->'''Snob:''' It was then she realized that she raised an ''idiot.''

-->(Paul invites Gwyneth down to Mexico)
-->'''Snob:''' He actually invites her down to Mexico, which is followed by her ''double checking the map to see where Mexico is?''

-->(the missionaries stare at a bell for a while, then stare at the bell tower for a while)
-->'''Snob:''' Are you wondering how to get up there or are you wondering what a bell ''is?'' The characters are so brain-dead I can't tell!


--> '''Snob:''' This is the part where she "[[{{WesternAnimation/Frozen}} lets it go, she lets it go. The rainbows never bothered her anyway]]."

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--> '''Snob:''' This is the part where she "[[{{WesternAnimation/Frozen}} "[[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 lets it go, she lets it go. The rainbows never bothered her anyway]]."



--> (Laurie knees Michael in the groin, making him go cross-eyed while looking at her.)
-->'''Snob as Michael''': "I wish you would!"

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--> (Laurie knees Michael in the groin, making him go cross-eyed while looking at her.)
-->'''Snob
)\\
'''Snob
as Michael''': "I wish you would!"


* The movie is split into two parts. When the Snob attempts a PreviouslyOn, a clip from ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'' plays instead.

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* The movie review is split into two parts. When the Snob attempts a PreviouslyOn, a clip from ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'' plays instead.


** Explaining that "badminton" isn't [[DoubleEntendre a euphemism for sex]]; [[Film/{{Big}} he just used a Zoltar machine to become an adult]].

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** Explaining that "badminton" "backgammon" isn't [[DoubleEntendre a euphemism for sex]]; [[Film/{{Big}} he just used a Zoltar machine to become an adult]].


[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007–09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]]

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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007–09]] 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]]



* The Snob's pretentious twin returns to talk about how the film was ahead of its time. [[spoiler: After that's said and done, we see him pull a pineapple from the bottom of the screen with a ''pop'' sound effect and a moan. The Snob's response? Asking how come his brother had hair now, even though he didn't last time.]]

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* The Snob's pretentious twin returns to talk about how the film was ahead of its time. [[spoiler: After that's said and done, we see him pull a pineapple from the bottom of the screen with a ''pop'' sound effect and a moan. The Snob's response? Asking how come his brother had hair now, even though he didn't last time.]]



* During the opening, Snob does a BaitAndSwitch saying the "Electoral College" chose ''Windy City'' instead... [[spoiler:and during TheStinger, like in the Academy Awards one day before, comes an envelope with a different result: "The Black Cat".]]

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* During the opening, Snob does a BaitAndSwitch saying the "Electoral College" chose ''Windy City'' instead... [[spoiler:and and during TheStinger, like in the Academy Awards one day before, comes an envelope with a different result: "The Black Cat".]]



* Jordan B. Matthews returns again, and doesn’t even try to defend the film as he has his own defense to make...

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* Jordan B. Matthews returns again, and doesn’t doesn't even try to defend the film as he has his own defense to make...



* The whole opening where Snob notes how ''Windy City'' finally won a Patreon poll, and that it's a dull movie that lacks anything remotely resembling [[spoiler:Dianne Wiest blowing herself up in ''Independence Day'' 1983.]]

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* The whole opening where Snob notes how ''Windy City'' finally won a Patreon poll, and that it's a dull movie that lacks anything remotely resembling [[spoiler:Dianne Dianne Wiest blowing herself up in ''Independence Day'' 1983.]]



* Over footage of [[spoiler:the ship the Rogues chartered for Sol]], Danny gives us the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue.
-->'''Danny:''' [[spoiler:Sol died at sundown on the ninth day...]]
-->'''Snob:''' [[spoiler:''[imitating Danny, as the ship's cannon fires]'' We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and they made chicken rings out of his remains.]]
* At the end, he reveals that ''Windy City'' never got an official DVD release...which is why he has a bootleg.

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* Over footage of [[spoiler:the the ship the Rogues chartered for Sol]], Sol, Danny gives us the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue.
-->'''Danny:''' [[spoiler:Sol Sol died at sundown on the ninth day...]]
day...
-->'''Snob:''' [[spoiler:''[imitating ''[imitating Danny, as the ship's cannon fires]'' We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and they made chicken rings out of his remains.]]
remains.
* At the end, he reveals that ''Windy City'' never got an official DVD release...which is why he has a bootleg.



-->'''Snob''': He has no business making another movie, until he tells me who in the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] is Aunt Gertrude! There was no Aunt Gertrude in that film! Is she [[spoiler: [[CallBack the one who took the missing money]] (*cue screenshot from 'Another Son of Sam)]]?!

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-->'''Snob''': He has no business making another movie, until he tells me who in the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] is Aunt Gertrude! There was no Aunt Gertrude in that film! Is she [[spoiler: [[CallBack the one who took the missing money]] money (*cue screenshot from 'Another Son of Sam)]]?!



* "Maybe he turned to Christianity after [[spoiler:his sister blew herself up." - cue ''Independence Day'' 1983 clip...]] "Hahahah! The gift that truly keeps on giving."
* The Snob's BigWhat to the movie's [[SarcasmMode iconic]] line [[spoiler:"You could help show me my driftwood"]], preempting his reaction by comparing it to Second Glance's [[NarmCharm "Hey Scotty, Jesus Man"]] and The Pretender's [[InnocentInnuendo "If I ever come to Jesus, I'll come all the way"]].
* "I smell a 'learning to be a Christian montage'". [[spoiler: [[Film/JesusBro Cuts to a montage of the Rickhead reading the bible]]]]. [[ExactWords "What? I didn't say it'd be from Christian Mingle"]].

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* "Maybe he turned to Christianity after [[spoiler:his his sister blew herself up." - cue ''Independence Day'' 1983 clip...]] "Hahahah! The gift that truly keeps on giving."
* The Snob's BigWhat to the movie's [[SarcasmMode iconic]] line [[spoiler:"You "You could help show me my driftwood"]], driftwood", preempting his reaction by comparing it to Second Glance's [[NarmCharm "Hey Scotty, Jesus Man"]] and The Pretender's [[InnocentInnuendo "If I ever come to Jesus, I'll come all the way"]].
* "I smell a 'learning to be a Christian montage'". [[spoiler: [[Film/JesusBro Cuts to a montage of the Rickhead reading the bible]]]].bible]]. [[ExactWords "What? I didn't say it'd be from Christian Mingle"]].



* The fact that the [[spoiler:(placeholder)]] title card is the exact same title card used for the review of the first movie, but with a poorly drawn "2" over it.

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* The fact that the [[spoiler:(placeholder)]] (placeholder) title card is the exact same title card used for the review of the first movie, but with a poorly drawn "2" over it.



--> '''Fake!Carrie''': (In response to [[spoiler: Carrie meeting her ex in Abu Dhabi]]) [[CatchPhrase I couldn't help but wonder]]: is this really [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[ContrivedCoincidence farfetched]]?

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--> '''Fake!Carrie''': (In response to [[spoiler: Carrie meeting her ex in Abu Dhabi]]) Dhabi) [[CatchPhrase I couldn't help but wonder]]: is this really [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[ContrivedCoincidence farfetched]]?



-->[[spoiler:''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls Thank you for being a frieeeend...]]'']]

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-->[[spoiler:''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls -->''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls Thank you for being a frieeeend...]]'']]'']]



* After the two nerds sing "I love you" to each other in an operatic fashion, Snob requests a live-shot of the audience's reaction. Cut to [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} the puking kid with pencils shoved in his ears]] from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.]]
-->'''Snob''': Mmm, sweet relief.

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* After the two nerds sing "I love you" to each other in an operatic fashion, Snob requests a live-shot of the audience's reaction. Cut to [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} the puking kid with pencils shoved in his ears]] ears from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.]]
-->'''Snob''': Mmm, sweet relief.



'''Snob:''' But all of that means ''nothing'' now that [[spoiler: Melvin has turned into Film/TheToxicAvenger!]]

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'''Snob:''' But all of that means ''nothing'' now that [[spoiler: Melvin has turned into Film/TheToxicAvenger!]]Film/TheToxicAvenger!



-->'''Snob''': Holy shit [[spoiler: it's '''SHARP HAND JOE'''!]]

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-->'''Snob''': Holy shit [[spoiler: it's '''SHARP HAND JOE'''!]]JOE'''!



--> '''Snob''': Holy shit [[spoiler: it's '''Nightmare Feddy'''!]]

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--> '''Snob''': Holy shit [[spoiler: it's '''Nightmare Feddy'''!]]Feddy'''!



'''Snob:''' Ummm… The twist ''is a race riot?!'' Well I wasn't expecting ''that!'' […] And then she [the black woman] is murdered as the bartender just watches.\\

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'''Snob:''' Ummm… Ummm� The twist ''is a race riot?!'' Well I wasn't expecting ''that!'' […] [�] And then she [the black woman] is murdered as the bartender just watches.\\



'''Snob:''' Nevermind, he took care of… that guy.\\

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'''Snob:''' Nevermind, he took care of… of� that guy.\\



* After another montage featuring Christmas music, Snob splices in [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} the puking kid scene]] from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.[[labelnote:*]][[CallBack Just like he did on the review of ''Hi-Tops'']][[/labelnote]]]]

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* After another montage featuring Christmas music, Snob splices in [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} the puking kid scene]] scene from ''Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo''.[[labelnote:*]][[CallBack Just like he did on the review of ''Hi-Tops'']][[/labelnote]]]] ''Hi-Tops'']][[/labelnote]]]]


* Any time something sticky (e.g. spiderwebs) appear on-screen, the Snob makes a crack about how it's from [[PeripheryDemographic fans of the new MLP movie]].

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* Any time something sticky (e.g. spiderwebs) appear on-screen, the Snob makes a crack about how it's from [[PeripheryDemographic fans of the new MLP movie]]. Though one pony saying "We can't do it! It's too sticky!" leads to SarcasmFailure.

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* Any time something sticky (e.g. spiderwebs) appear on-screen, the Snob makes a crack about how it's from [[PeripheryDemographic fans of the new MLP movie]].


[[folder:Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan]]

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[[folder:Friday the 13th 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan]]


[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007–09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]]

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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007–09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | '''2017''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]]
2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]]


* Snob tries to cut away several times away from the movie, only to cut to even more [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Fried_Rabbit blatantly]] [[WesternAnimation/CoalBlackAndDeSebbenDwarfs racist]] [[WesternAnimation/AllThisAndRabbitStew cartoons.]] And then he wants to watch another forgotten Disney cartoon, so it cuts to [[Disney/EducationForDeath one about Nazism.]]

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* Snob tries to cut away several times away from the movie, only to cut to even more [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Fried_Rabbit blatantly]] [[WesternAnimation/CoalBlackAndDeSebbenDwarfs racist]] [[WesternAnimation/AllThisAndRabbitStew cartoons.]] And then he wants to watch another forgotten Disney cartoon, so it cuts to [[Disney/EducationForDeath [[WesternAnimation/EducationForDeath one about Nazism.]]



--> '''Snob:''' This is the part where she "[[{{Disney/Frozen}} lets it go, she lets it go. The rainbows never bothered her anyway]]."

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--> '''Snob:''' This is the part where she "[[{{Disney/Frozen}} "[[{{WesternAnimation/Frozen}} lets it go, she lets it go. The rainbows never bothered her anyway]]."

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** And when "Hatchet-Wielding Harry", as Snob calls him, is off by himself smoking a joint and giggling like mad...
--->'''Snob''': Good! [[RealityEnsues That'll calm him down!]]

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