Funny / Schaffrillas Productions – YouTube Poops

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• YTP: The Book of Melman
  • The mere fact that this was a poop on the song "I Believe" from The Book of Mormon, which was funny all on its own.
  • The General and his soldiers killing Elder Price when the latter arrives.
    Soldier: General Kala! Flash Gordon approaching!
    General: What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching?"
    [Elder Price appears in front of the General]
    Elder Price: ♫ I BELIEVE! ♫
    General: Open fire!
    [A bunch of guns is aimed at Elder Price, while the screen color goes grey and the video stops, zooming on Elder Price mid-singing]
    Narrator: It was at this moment Elder Price knew, he fucked up.
    [All the General's soldiers pump Elder Price's body full of lead, all while the latter screams]
  • ♫ Now this is the story all about how my family and friends all said I was ♫ terrible.
  • ♫ Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the very best. ♫
  • ♫ I must trust that my Lord is the Current President of the Church, Thomas! ♫ (Cue the Thomas & Friends theme playing as Thomas' face is edited onto the Pope)
  • Elder Price sings the chorus, he ends up having an Incredibly Long Note on the last word. What happens during this?
    Julien: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!
  • ♫ I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins. ♫ (Ganon shoots lightning at Zelda)
  • ♫ And I believe that in 2016, God changed his mind about America. ♫ (Pictures of Donald Trump and Hillary Rodham Clinton are seen on each side of Elder Price's face)''
  • ♫ You cannot just believe in it all .You have to believe part-way. ♫
  • This edited exchange:
    Elder Price: Just get out of here, you (Points at General) stupid, dumb animal!
    General: (Takes off his sunglasses) WHAT DID YOU SAY, negus?
  • Melman finally makes an appearance, as the title suggests... around two minutes into the three-minute video.
    ♫ I believe that God lives on a planet called Canada. ♫
  • Interspersing Shrek's "I'm a Believer" with this song.
  • Before "Back in the 90s" plays, the Tony Awards for "Best Actor in a Leading Role in a Musical" is shown, with Elder Price's actor, Andrew Rannells, being one of the shortlisted actors. However, the award is instead given to Aardvark Matt Damon, something that causes Andrew to lower his head in disappointment. A fitting quote is used.
    "YOU SON OF A B-" ♫ Back in 2005, I was in a very famous TV show. ♫
• Bahb and Lahree Resurrect Prince With the Power of the Holy Grail
  • Bob trying to show Larry just what kind of show they're doing.
    Bob: Look at that poster over there.
    Larry: That poster?
    Bob: Yes, Milward, that poster. (notices that it's a poster for Sharknado: The 4th Awakens) Hey, wait a minute!
  • "I'm not going back TO MISSOURI, Milward!"
  • Laura Carrot arguing with Junior Asparagus.
    Laura: (thinking) And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
    (cut to live-action footage of asparagus being chopped)
    Potato Head: MURDERER!
  • Junior's violent argument with his father.
    Dad: How's it going, Edmond.
    Junior: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!
    Dad: Oh, okay. A Christmas pageant doesn't have to be a huge spectacle, you know.
    Junior: Well, daddy, maybe you just need to have more of an...OPEN MIND.
  • Bob's rant to Larry and Pa Grape when he finds out that Prince can't come because he's dead.
    Bob: Let me be the first to show you the way out! (opens a closet to reveal a noose inside)
    (Larry and Pa Grape look quizzically at each other; Bob notices the noose)
    Bob: No, wait! (goes to the another door to reveal a store) Perfume department!
    Larry: That's not funny, you sick fuck!
  • The entire scene of Bob and Larry running from Scooter.
    Scooter: I'll have yer rear ends, you spiky Mulligans!
    Larry: He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! HE'S GONNA KILL US!
    Scooter: What'd I tell y'all about comin' in my shed?!
  • An injured Larry and Bob not wanting to explain what happened last night, but when Jimmy asks Bob, he gets pissed off.
    Jimmy: Wanna talk-
    Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • During the dress rehearsal, the show goes into "maximum musical theatre overdrive" and devolves into a rapid-fire medley of songs from stage musicals that ends with the theatre going up in a large explosion.
    Bob: You MANIAC! You BURNED IT UP!
  • Bob and Larry's short prison sentence.
    Constable: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. (beat) Okay, time's up.
  • Larry driving right into educational television, causing Peppa Pig and Arthur Read to join the veggies in their car.
  • The Christmas pageant itself:
    Bob: There's only one story that can really show us how to love. And this is it.
    (cuts to "I'm a Believer" from Shrek)
  • Really, this YouTube comment sums it up best:
    The story of how 2 washed up hacks (one of which is suicidal) steal Christian artifacts while kid napping Vladimir Putin for the sole purpose of resurrecting Prince and accidentally killing a church audience with the Ark of the Covenant.
    A Christmas holiday classic...
• YTP: The Schwiftening (2K SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL)
  • The Fake-Out Opening involving the Arrival trailer.
  • A distorted version of Goofy Goober Rock playing over the opening of Rick and Morty.
  • Rick and Morty start to sing "Shiny", but some guy stops them saying "No more Shiny on this channel!"^note since Moana came out "Shiny" has been a prominent Running Gag on the channel. They then settle on "Come to the Fun Home".
• Lord Fafquadd Declares His Love for Shrek, his entry for EmperorLemon's "The Shrekoning".
  • "The princess will be OUTSIDE!
    Donkey: What makes you think she'll be there?
    Shrek: (as a picture of the original book is shown) I read it in a book once.
    SHREKCEPTION
  • Despite the collab's rules that only Shrek-related material be used in the poop, he still somehow managed to sneak the BoJack Horseman credits theme in here.
    "Back in the / 90s / I / was / in / a / very / famous / mirror / show"
• Speaking of which, the very fact he uploaded the entire collab, except with Shrek removed. It's about a quarter of the original length.
  • With the context of the original quote removed, Farquadd now flies into a rage over absolutely nothing.
    Lord Farquadd: People of Duloc,
    NERVE TOUCHED
    • Cue Fake-Out Fade-Out.
  • Shrek's very name was removed from the work as well except for one time. So is it really ogre?
• YTP: The Assassination of Mickey Mouse by the Coward Donald Duck, his entry for Yoshimaniac's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Catastrophe collab.
  • Mickey inviting the kids into his clubhouse.
    Mickey: Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?
    Kids: Aye-aye, captain!
    Mickey: I can't hear you!
    Zim: YOU'RE LYING!
  • Mickey explaining his plans for how to spend the day:
    Mickey: Today, I'm playing Breath of The Wiiild!
  • Donald boasting about his hiding spot.
    Donald: And you'll never figure it out.
    Mufasa: Is that a challenge?!
    Donald: No, no, no.
    Zim: HE LIES!
  • Donald shooting Mickey while he's counting.
    "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-" [thud]
  • "If you see Donald, say China."
  • "Well, what do you know?"
  • Mickey ponders where Donald went.
    Mickey: So, uh, where do you think Donald went?
    Shrek: OUTSIDE!
  • I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today...
  • "The garage door is locked. Not cool, Jerry! A man's garage is his castle!"
  • Mickey's keys have the shapes of a yellow moon, diamond and triangle.
  • "You heard Donnel?"
  • Mickey finds Daisy.
    Daisy: Are you having cake?
    Mickey: (nods his head)
    Daisy: Well, Donald's a really good hider.
    Mickey: I KNOW!!!
    Daisy: He's never been found. Just like my hopes and dreams.
  • For he's a jolly good rookie (scene of Kirby in the background), for he's a jolly good rookie (different scene in background with Kirby in it), for he's a jolly good rookie... (Jafar appears in background, laughing evilly)
• Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale
  • "Will Smith Fish is a cow."
  • This summation by mariosonic4ever in the comments:
    "Will Smith is a fish, who is somehow also a cow, and finds out the farm he lives on is about to close down. He then rallies the other cows on the farm to find wanted criminal Matt Damon and, in the process, be rewarded enough money to save the Jews. Damon makes a deal with Satan so that he can take over China. Meanwhile, Hades, lord of the Underworld, sends his soldiers to perform mass genocide upon pandakind, since it has been prophesied that only a panda can defeat him. However, one panda is sent down the river to come across beloved comic duo Timon and Pumbaa, who raise him to forget the past and eat garbage. The panda grows up to have the voice of Jack Black; he then finds out the same farm that Will Smith Fish lives on is still being closed down, even though it was supposed to happen many years ago. Jack Black Panda arrives at the farm and meets Will Smith Fish. To hide from Hades, who still wants to destroy all pandas, Jack Black Panda makes a deal with Will Smith Fish so that he can fake his own death and assume the identity of an ogre named Shrek. However, soon after, Will Smith Fish is pulled back into action by God Himself, with the voice of Eddie Murphy. God tells Will Smith Fish that he is to be the deliverer of the Jews. Will Smith Fish then embarks on an epic quest, battling dragons, Robin Hood, and ultimately rescuing Renee Zellweger Fish, who, for some reason, has the voice of Catherine Zeta Jones. At some point, Jack Black Panda also has a musical number, and a giant turtle (who claims to be a 'drab little crab') comes into the story for some reason."
  • Thanks to this YTP and Schaff's "Zack Snyder's Shark Tale - Is It Good or Nah?" video, the fictional film has its own page. See here.
• Death of a Scotsman
  • This exchange:
    Aku: Who the fuck are you?
    Scotsman: The pizza man.
    Aku: THICC!
• YTP: Revenge of the Senate (10K Sub Special)
  • Simply put, the thumbnail.◊
  • Palpatine isn't the trigger to Anakin decapitating Count Dooku. Instead, it's because the latter uses his Stan Pines voice and mocks Anakin.
    Dooku: Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you!
    Anakin: THAT'S IT! (Decapitates Count Dooku) WHO'S STUPID NOW, BITCH?
  • ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!
  • When Mace Windu disfigures Palpatine's face with the latter's own lightning:
    Windu: What the? Who are you?
    Palpatine: I'm Emperor Palpatine, the greatest Sith Lord EVER! (Begins to electrocute Mace Windu) And I did not reprogram the Senate to let you and that little, green warthog TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME! (Blasts Mace Windu out a window)
    Windu: Team Rocket's blasting off again! *Ding*
  • When Obi-Wan arrives on Mustafar, causing Anakin to label Padme as a traitor, Obi-Wan has George Lucas's face, while Anakin's face has the Disney logo.
    Anakin: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
    • Even better, George Lucas's quote of poetry is used during that scene, when they show Obi-Wan.
      "And again, it's like poetry, it's sort of, they rhyme."
  • Vader throwing Palpatine down a hole out of anger at the realisation that he killed Padme.
    Vader: Shut the fuck up, baggy! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot!
• Doug Walker Verbally Annihilates Toy Story 3
  • When Doug says that the toys grow to like the little girl that's imprisoned them, the words "Stockholm Syndrome" flash onscreen.
  • One of the film's subplots involves Bo Peep getting pregnant, even though she's a toy and thus, she realistically shouldn't be able to reproduce.
  • The fact that the film has a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment with the pink elephants from Dumbo, but it's disgustingly animated and lasts for an hour and a half.
  • Thanks to this YTP, the fictional film also has its own page. See here.
• Moana and Maui's Big Boogey Adventure: The Movie
  • "When I die, which will be very shortly, I'm going to come back as the grass."
  • Moana fights with her father.
    Moana: What are you doing?!
    Tui: Something that should have been done twenty years ago! (throws Moana down into the reef) There is no heart! This is just a stupid TOOOYYY!!!
  • Moana ends up in "San Diego."
  • This bit of Mood Whiplash:
    Moana: I thought we could make it.
    Maui: We? No. There's no "we" this time, pal. I-If-If-If you want to go out there and burn to death, you be my guest.
    Lumiere: Is this the part where we start kicking?
  • The alternate ending, where Moana is confined to a cave for breaking the rules.
    Moana: I may have gone a little ways past the reef.
    Tui: NO ONE GOES BEYOND THE REEF!
    Moana: Uh, wha?
    Sina: You're grounded.
    Maui: Now, we're gonna bury you!
    (Maui shoves a giant boulder into a cave's entrance, locking Moana in a there)
    Moana: Oh no!
    (Cut to credits)
• We Built Mario's Face:
  • Alejandro and Owen discuss their plans.
    Alejandro: As you sing, do not mention we're building a weapon with the destructive capacity-
    Owen: WE'RE BUILDING A DEATH STAR!?
    Girls: OH SHIT!
  • Bomb Voyage's appearance.
    Mung Daal: Remember, we parked the car next to this mime here.
    Mr. Incredible: MY BEAUTIFUL PLANE! [complete destruction]
  • After Chris cancels the show until further notice.
    Chris: You're all fired!
• Sharp Talk: Way too many to count, but here are a few:
  • Lenny's first line:
    "Hey, how's it goin'?"
  • Oscar's introduction:
    Oscar: Hi, my name is Javert. You might think you know, but you might think you know, but you might know I think. No, I know you know.
    SpongeBob: What? What do I know?
    Oscar: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you'll know, you know.
    Palpatine: Who's they?
    Oscar: No idea.
  • This:
    Kid: Oscar, you da cow!
    Cow: No, YOU da cow!
    Nostalgia Critic: Will Smith Fish is a cow.
  • Crazy Joe floating on an umbrella and shouting "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
  • Schaff's take on the financial advisor proposal.
    SpongeBob: As your financial advisor, I suggest-
    Oscar: Shut the fuck up!
  • "All Star" starts to play every time someone bursts open a door.
  • Sykes telling Oscar about the pecking order.
    Sykes: Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. You see, on top there's me, there's-there's-there's me, and there's me.
    Oscar: Oh, that's me.
    Sykes: No, there's me, there's Plankton.
    Plankton: CORRECT!
    Sykes: There's Pooh, and then there's Poo.
    Oscar: [with Patrick Star's voice] I don't get it.
    Sykes: If Lino ain't squeezing my nuts, he's squeezing YOOOUUU!
  • All of this:
    Angie: You borrowed five clams from Mr. Sykes?!
    Oscar: The ocean!
    Gurgle: THE OCEAN! AAAHH!!!
    Angie: What's wrong with down here?
    Oscar: I'll tell you what's wrong with down here...in song form! ♫113 years ago, with one chicken and a pooper scooper! My GRAND DAD started eating poop for the local wash.♫ But then I learned something I would never forget.
    (cue clip from SHED.MOV of Fluttershy getting blood dumped on her)
    Spike: Hey guys, look, Oscar's all wet. (Laughs, causing the whole class to laugh at Oscar)
    Oscar: It tore me apart, but I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone. Especially Heroes.
  • Angie giving Oscar her Pink Pearl.
  • "I'm not a nobody! I'm a fuckin' dick!"
  • The "fish god".
    Sykes: Oscar, you'd better hope that this horse of yours comes through.
    Viridi: You're praying? To who?
    Donald Trump: Fish god.
  • Sykes asking Oscar to be his son.
    Sykes: ♫ How would you like to be my son? ♫
    Oscar: What are you talking about?
    Sykes: ♫ How would you like to be my own adopted boy?
    I never liked him much before
    But count the cash that's in the drawer
    I've got no choice, I'm much too poor
    Say yes! ♫
    Oscar: I have a father.
    Sykes: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your puff daddy.
  • When a hammerhead shark is talking to Don Lino about the Sharkslayer:
    Hammerhead Shark: May whoever did this rot in the fiery depths of hell.
    Captain Lou Albano: (Dressed as Mario) And if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
    Don Lino: Oh god... who could have done this?
    (Cut to Anakin Skywalker slaughtering some droids)
  • Luca trying to order out.
    Luca: I'll take a double-triple bossy deluxe and, uh, a bunch of the Szechuan sauce.
  • When Oscar dumps Lola, she immediately gets mad and shouts "I AM BETRAYAL!" while beating him up.
  • The entire shark extinction scene is a mix of this, Crosses the Line Twice, and Nightmare Fuel, but especially the bit that follows it:
    Oscar: And you tell Don Lame-o that he'll never ever ever ever eat lunch in this reef again!
  • The sit-down being juxtaposed with the exchange between the Ricks and Mortys of the Citadel, then the sharks' laughter being broken up by Don Lino telling everyone to "shut the fuck up" in the voice of Pink Guy.
  • The lead-up to the genocide is momentarily interrupted by a Viewer Mail segment from Pig.
    Samuel L. Jackson: I have HAD IT with this motherfucking motherfucker!
    [Cue a barrage of machine-gun fire tearing apart Pig]
  • Oscar taunting Don Lino for being the last shark alive.
    Oscar: Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to work alone.
• Scrooge McDank Plots to Assassinate Mark Zuckerbeaks
  • Glomgold tries to play "Look Away".
  • The demented theme song.
    • One bit of note is "Life is like a hurricane" seguing into footage of the devastation left by Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, followed by Trump stating what he'll do to help: "NOTHING!" The real kicker is when it cuts to a black screen with white text urging people to donate to Puerto Rico relief.
    • Scrooge breaking his body against his coins.
    • "No ponytails, no cottontails, no, VeggieTales!"
      Glomgold: I am NOT coming in behind you again, old man!
  • "Welcome to Waddles."
  • This is a robbery.
  • "And lo, he shall pay for this treachery and Beaks will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!
  • "I couldn't afford lunch in this town so I got you this box collection."
  • Glomgold's slide presentation on how to deal with Beaks, which leads to a Call-Back/Continuity Nod to "Sharp Talk".
    Scrooge: You call this a multimedia event?!
    (Gary Jules' cover of "Mad World" starts to play)
    Glomgold: Emotionally devastated, Beaks will seek solace and drown his sorrows at the buffet!
    Scrooge: You're a fucking moron!
    Glomgold: Yeah, thanks, I know. Now, distracted by giant shrimp, Beaks won't realize he's being sailed into the mouth of an active demon of earth and fire, where it'll get so steamy, he'll jump into the yacht's pool which, unbeknownst to him, will be FILLED WITH SHARKS!
    (cue Record Needle Scratch)
    Scrooge: Didn't the sharks die?
    Glomgold: Not all of them. Beaks will be so terrified by the sharks—!
    Scrooge: Yo, fish head, back the fuck up! Where'd you get sharks?
    Glomgold: A good question for another—
    Scrooge: TELL US NOW!
    Glomgold: Well, okay.
    • This sets up a flashback to the shark genocide from Sharp Talk, in which Glomgold takes in a baby shark who survived via repurposed footage from The Prince of Egypt. And this is all set to "The Bells of Notre Dame."
      Glomgold: And that's how I got sharks.
      Scrooge: What a story, shark.
  • "How did I win and still lose?" (a picture of Hillary Clinton appears)
    • "CAUSE ANYONE CAN JUST BE ANYTHING!" (a picture of Donald Trump appears)
  • "Enough is ENOUGH!"
  • Falcon does not take it well upon finding out that "Project Tada" is just a bunch of sand.
    Falcon: I do not like sand. THAT'S IT!
    Beaks: Oh, this is fun. Where we going?
    Falcon: The fires of Hell, so I can toss you overboard!
  • Scrooge finding out that Glomgold has porn of him. What little we see of said porn is a crude CGI video where someone is shoving a broom up his ass.
    Scrooge: Is this how you get your sick kicks?!
    Glomgold: I don't want to say.
    Scrooge: That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!
  • "We gotta save Beaks... right?"
    Viridi: Nope, not really.
  • "For the last time, we did NOT order a no-impact trampoline!" (Falcon hits it with a bloody splat)
  • The Stinger:
    ♫ Back in the 90s ♫ - the show was cancelled." (The airdate of the original show's last episode, November 28, 1990 is displayed)
• Snow Miser Goes Down to South Park
  • "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Connor Murphy?
  • Snow Miser singing the Die House song.
    • Then he sings The Plagues when arguing with Heat Miser.
  • Mrs. Claus contacting Oscar and getting him to kill Heat Miser.
    Heat Miser: (As Oscar's Ice Beam targeting is locked onto him) I am a god, you dull creature! I'll never die!
    Oscar: We'll see about that!
    [Oscar fires the Ice Beam onto Heat Miser, causing the latter to perform a Howie Scream]
  • The closing credits not just (as per tradition) using the Bojack credits song, but mashing it up with the Misers' song.
    happy honda days
• Plinktan and Krabz Get Steamy
  • The saga of Old Man Jenkins and the pole.
  • When Plankton goes through his life-switching machine to find the "Krabs" option, he comes across Aardvark Matt Damon, Oscar and Carl Wheezer.
  • Squidward interrupts a "meeting" with Plankton and two patties.
    Squidward: Why weren't you at elf practice? If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to I bless the rains down in Africa, then I love you.
  • This potshot towards a certain moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi:
    Nat: (Regarding a scene showing a sea cow) Is this how you get your sick kicks?
    Rian Johnson^note The director of the film: What? It's just an ordinary-
    [Cut to Luke Skywalker using one of the sea cow's udders to extract green milk, before drinking it]
    Rian Johnson: OH MY GOODNESS! What have I done?
• YTP: Revenge of the Senate: Episode II (20K Sub Special)
  • The Opening Scroll stating that the Senate poops have no continuity whatsoever and that there's no Oscar in this one because it's long ago and "he hasn't invented space or time travel. Yet." The music for this segment also turns from a clucking version of the Star Wars theme to "Black Tar".
  • The battle sequence set to the cheery and upbeat "I Can Be Your Friend". Sure enough, when it gets to the line "we can have lunch", Aardvark Matt Damon hijacks the song because you'll never eat lunch in this town again.
• Spingebill Awakens a Very Steamed Clam
  • Glomgold singing "Mine, Mine, Mine" while stealing things on Free Day.
  • The hilariously fitting Piranha Plant's sleeping theme playing while Clamu is asleep.
  • "If I ever see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words form him. Like 'You'. And 'Must'. And 'Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe'."^note It's actually a callback to a scene from the Robot Chicken Star Wars collab, which is listed under YouTube Poop: Collabs and Tennis Matches.
  • This:
    SpongeBob: This isn't what I wished for. ♫ I wish that I could turn back time... ♫
    Mr. Krabs: But how?
    Doc Brown: I can take you there.
    (SpongeBob is now piloting the DeLorean)
    SpongeBob: Hey, I'm driving! Lalalalalalala...
    Mrs. Puff: Not even in your dreams, Mr. Squarepants.
    (SpongeBob wakes up eliciting a Big "NO!")
  • Patrick getting arrested:
    Patrick: I'm the strangler?! Oh, I should have known!
    Officer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it to the adorable owl we've dressed as a judge.
  • "I'm the one you want! I'm a baaaaad man!"
  • It turns out that Oscar framed Glomgold for stealing the oyster's pearl. Glomgold is crucified, and then in The Stinger Oscar has an Inkling kill the shark Glomgold was harboring, to ensure the species' extinction.
    Oscar: Plan Z, I love Plan Z.
  • The fact that the clips of Sean aired on TV literally the day before the video was posted.
    • Ditto for the brief Inkling clip, which came from the Nintendo Direct that was released just days before.
• The Incrediboiiiis
  • This exchange, during Mr. Incredible's confrontation with Bomb Voyage.
    Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable!^note Translated onscreen as "I am cucumber"
    Buddy: (offscreen) And Incrediboy!
    (cut to Buddy, with this SpongeBob face)
    Dmitri: (points) That fucking faggot!
  • There is a different version for Mr. Incredible's Tempting Fate moment during his and Elastigirl's wedding.
    Mr. Incredible: We're supers. What could happen?
    [Cut to Thanos emerging from a portal into Titan]
    Mr. Incredible: Uh oh.
  • "They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity!", said as a blurb about The Last Jedi being a "subversive masterpiece" is displayed onscreen.
    • There was another similar moment beforehand, regarding Rose Tico ramming into Finn's vehicle to stop him performing his Heroic Sacrifice, even though it would have saved the Resistance.
      Rose: Hey! I saved your life!
      Finn: You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!
  • Patchy officiating the Viewer Mail.
    "♫ Dear Evan Hansen ♫, I'm 68 years old and I want a bra! ♫ Sincerely, ♫ the pizza man."
    • As the letter is displayed to the audience, it's actually one of the Zodiac Killer's notes.
  • Playing audio of Black Panther over Syndrome using his Tractor Beam to curb-stomp Mr. Incredible, with the former as Killmonger and the latter as T'Challa. It's even funnier when the audio has T'Challa's grunts as he tries to beat Killmonger.
    Killmonger: Is this your king? Huh? Is this your king? No, I'm the king!
  • The usage of "Things are gonna get crazy!" just one week after that episode aired.
  • Violet hired Tamatoa of all characters as Jack-Jack's babysitter. Unfortunately, he ends up being forced to deal with everything that goes with it, as Jack-Jack engulfs himself in flames due to his superpower.
    Tamatoa: (Offscreen) IT BURNS!
  • Mr. Incredible ends up exclaiming that he has Syndrome's remote, holding it up just inches from the Omnidroid. When the Omnidroid notices, Mr. Incredible has an Oh, Crap! face, and then...
    ♫ There's a moment you know, you're fucked... ♫
  • The ending has Tamatoa killing the Parr family, except Jack-Jack, whom he adopts.
• An upcoming Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends poop, as featured in the Schaffrillas Productions Year 3 Trailer
  • While arguing over their movie, Mac and Bloo use dialogue from The Disaster Artist.
    Bloo: I've spent five million dollar on this movie, Greg!
    Mac: FIVE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
    Bloo: And they are not grateful! Nobody respect my vision!
• Dying for Hams, his entry for the Steamed Hams collab.
  • Skinner's burning roast being intersped with the incinerator scene.
  • Instead of Skinner buying Krusty burgers, he buys exploding pies.
    Vendor: They were made in ♫ Vietnam ♫! They're bombs.
    Skinner: (Hands over money) I'll take ten.
  • "If you'll excuse me..." Said both times by Skinner, first when he is about to run out of his house and buy Krusty Burger to compensate from his burnt steamed ham, and secondly, when he leaves his lunch with Superintendent Chalmers to investigate his burning kitchen. However, in the second instance, the door refuses to open when he tries to get out, so he is trapped inside the kitchen. Cue him singing the "AHHHH" from Blue Swede's "Hooked on a Feeling" as the camera zooms on Skinner's screaming face.
  • Skinner presenting his meal:
    Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
    Skinner: Did I say that? No, you're just hearing things. That's what I call music.
    Mama Elena: NO MUSIC!
  • This:
    Skinner: That was wonderful. Now, get the fuck out of my house!
    Chalmers: Yes, I should be—Holy crap! Tell me what's a-happening in there!
  • When Superintendent Chalmers leaves...
    Chalmers: Wow. It feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine.
    [The exploding pie that Chalmers ate explodes inside him, causing Skinners to give a thumbs up in response]
  • The Stinger.
    ♫ Back in the 90s
    I was- ♫
    Man: Pretty good!
    [While the download cover art for "The Simpsons" Season 29 is seen]
    Randy Newman: ♫ But not anymore! ♫
    [Cut to Skinner freaking out over his burning roast, with that same cover art being edited onto the roast]
    Skinner: Egads!
• Arthur Loses His Cool After Matt Damon Insults His Rap Career
  • Much of the poop is a music video of PeanutButterGamer's Zelda glitch rap. The original, for comparison.
  • At one point, the segment of the Arthur intro where Brain mistakes Ratburn for a shark in the pool is played. And then this happens:
    Brain: THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE!
    Oscar: Sorry, I must have missed that one. (blasts Ratburn with a flamethrower)
  • ♫ When my body does this, I somehow do not die. ♫
    Thanos: WHAT?!^note For extra context, this is referencing Thanos' Badass Fingersnap that wiped out half the universe's population. The lyrics are sung over Arthur crumbling to pieces, implying that Arthur disintegrated from the fingersnap and still lived to tell the tale.
  • After Arthur is done with the rap:
    Arthur: Do you love it?
    Damon: Uh, no.
    Arthur: WHAT?
    Damon: People are gonna think, "Oh I remember that kid's rap video, it was terrible!"
    Arthur: Look, you can't fucking do this!
    Damon: Can't?
    Arthur: Yeah!
    Damon: When did you become a fucking expert on what I can or cannot do, you fucking weeping willow shit sack?
    Arthur: You don't even know talent!
    Damon: I am the greatest artist of all time, and you're just a stupid kid! Oh and one last thing, you'll never eat lunch in this town again!
    Arthur: THAT'S IT! (starts beating up Damon like in Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze)
• Tom Clancy's Ultimate Mario 64
  • "I don't remember this.. many portraits of Patrick!"
  • Dunkey is asked to draw a pixel perfect recreation of the Mona Lisa. He ends up with a fanart of Mario and Luigi making out, and then says "I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby!" to a nonplussed Miyamoto. Then it subliminally displays a tweet from the latter, essentially denouncing incest fanart of Mario and Luigi.
• Chuck Deals With Workplace Discrimination
  Man: What would you like for lunch?
  Callahan: Oh, lunch! That's gonna be tough...for a number of reasons. Well, I mean I could go for anything, I mean...spaghetti?
  Peter Griffin: HAHAHA! HE SAID IT!
  (applause as the Mudka's Meat Hat employees dance around and chant "Comedy Gold! Comedy Gold!")
  • The long chain of Chuck the Evil-Sandwich Making Guy offering his racist boss various foods (among other things):
    Chuck: Not even the most hard dick can resist Roast Moast!
    (The crowd "Ooo"s like the Toy Story LGMs.)
    Callahan: Eh, I don't want that. (mayonnaised)
    Chuck: Tomodachi Life!
    Callahan: More like Tomodachi NO Life! Wack ass game. (mayonnaised)
    Chuck: Turkey on DIE!
    Callahan: More like Turkey on BYE BYE!
    Chuck: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING CRAP! (Throws away offered food, which the crowd catches and eats, while Rigby can be seen dancing in the foreground) CHEESE GRATERS?!
    Narrator: (as the crowd watches in anticipation, with Discord-style "Callahan is typing" on screen) The crowd waits...will the stubborn Callahan say yes?
    Callahan: THESE AREN'T EVEN REAL FOODS! THEY'RE JUST DUMB REFERENCES!!
    Schaffrillas: Whoa whoa whoa, careful, man!
    Audrey II: But it's true, isn't it?
    Schaffrillas: Yeah, I guess you're right...
  • This:
    Callahan: I could go for a grilled cheese deluxe on a raft.
    Chuck: Are you kidding?
    Wordgirl: Is this some kind of joke?
    Callahan: What?
    Chuck: A grilled cheese is a grilled cheese!
    Callahan: Huh. I didn't know that!
  • Both of the "May I Have A Word?" segments.
    • "I'm a Ryan Seacrest type, and this is America!"
    • Special mention goes to the prize given in the second game: a shiny quarter. No guesses as to what happens next:
      [Tamatoa bursts from his cave.]
      Tamatoa: Did someone say "shiny"?
      Host: Oh shit.
• Revenge of the Senate: Episode 3
  • Playing "Rubberband Man" over the opening shot of Revenge of the Sith.
  • Two words: "Get help".
    Obi-Wan: We are not doing "get help".
    Anakin: GET HELP!
    [Obi-Wan is launched towards a balcony, where he falls onto the ground]
    Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does "get help".
  • "Never tickle me!"
  • In the previous "Revenge of the Senate" entries, Soundtrack Dissonance has been applied during the "Jedi Knights' demise" scene. First, it was the Butterfly Boucher version of "Changes", and the second time, it was "I Can Be Your Friend". What is it this time? "This Is America".
  • Darth Grimace blasting back the two Red Guards with the Force is set to the first beats of "Hollaback Girl".
  • Everything involving Darth Grimace. Such as when he intends on removing Darth Sidious's powers.
    Darth Grimace: You took away my future. You know I gotta do the same.
    [Palpatine tries to leave, but Darth Grimace is faster, getting in front of the door. Palpatine gasps.]
    Darth Grimace: I'm taking away your midichlorians for good.
    Darth Sidious: You will not stop me.
    [In response, Yoda reaches out his hand, causing Palpatine to groan, and a blue blast knocks him away]
    Darth Grimace: The deed is done.
    Darth Sidious: Oh yeah, you want a forecast, I'll give you forecast. A hundred percent chance of thunder!
    [Darth Sidious attempts to shoot lightning, but only small electricity bursts are produced, accompanied by a broken engine sound effect. He tries repeatedly to shoot stronger lightning, to no avail.]
    Darth Grimace: Wow. I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like... sparkles?
    Darth Sidious: [Beat] ♫ What the heck did you do? ♫
    Darth Grimace: I took you away your midichlorians. You can't use the Force ever again.
• FARQUAAD IDOL
  • After the mirror reminds Farquaad that he gets to choose the winner:
    Farquaad: I've made my decision.
    Shrek: Pfft. Good one! The competition hasn't even started yet.
    Farquaad: It's me, everyone. (starts singing My Way)
    Fiona: No you ain't. (presses button causing Farquaad to get eaten by the dragon)
  • All of the acts.
    • When Donkey's tail gets set on fire during his performance, we get this exchange.
      Shrek: Hey, lord of the flame. Your tale's on fire.
      Donkey: ♫Oh, Yeah, Yeah... ♫ (notices it) No Shrek! It's just the Northern Lights!
    • Pinocchio, naturally, sings "I Wanna Be A Real Boy", complete with Mr. Krabs as his backup dancer.
    • Timmy's Dad sings "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" accompanied with footage from the "Miss Dimmsdale" episode.
      Fiona: Yeah, you go... girl?
      Timmy's Dad: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY-
    • This is followed by the Pumkins singing "Hungry Like A Wolf"...
      ♫ And I'm ♫ not hungry. (Leaves establishment)
    • Prince Charming singing that he's too sexy for sex.
      Shrek: What?
      Prince Charming: ♫ You know what I mean. ♫
      Shrek: Not at all, boy!
      PC: I'm actually asexual.
      Shrek: A sexual what? Dino? Deviant? Harassment lawsuit waiting to happen?
      PC: Well, mostly the last thing.
      Shrek: What?
      (Prince Charming smooches Fiona)
      Random guy: No no no stop stop! No more sex perverts in this town again.
      Fiona: I'm on it. (Presses button dropping Charming through a trapdoor, causing Trent to gasp in shock)
    • The Three Blind Mice singing "I'm Han Solo".
    • Donkey Kong's surprise appearance.
      DK: ♫ I'd shower you with coconut cream pies! ♫
      Simon: I just knew you'd say that.
      DK: ♫ Our love for each other will live on forever ♫ -
      Candy: Unless I trip on one banana peel then this shit is ogre forever.
      Simon: What's next, a singing turtle?
    • This is the cue for Tamatoa to show up, with Jack-Jack in tow, singing "Hooked on a Feeling". ("Get it?") Also, unlike most of his appearances in Schaffrillas' videos, he gets panned by everyone, with Simon declaring it "the worst performance we've ever seen!" and getting booed off-stage by Patrick.
    • Puss in Boots singing the Yoshi tax fraud rap.
  • When the time comes to reveal the Farquaad Idol winner, Simon Cowell realizes that the results are a tie, and Farquaad is the decisive vote. Cue a reverse clip of the dragon eating Farquaad, with the latter asking "Where am I?".
  • Farquaad chooses the winner to be... Timmy's dad.
    Farquaad: YES! I love you. Tomorrow we wed!
    Magic Mirror: You can't! Timmy's dad is a married man!
    Timmy's Dad: Oh shit, I forgot about that. I want a divorce!
    Timmy's Mum: What?
    Farquaad: You heard him, dipshit! Fuck off!^note The video credits this quote as being from another YouTube Pooper Cantey, called "Carl Wheehw Was a Boy".
    [Timmy's mum cries]
    Farquaad: Nice.
  • From Schaff's message at the end of the poop telling viewers to vote for the winner of the contest:
    "It's just like the real Far Far Away Idol, except this time, people other than Shrek/Fiona, Donkey and Puss can get an ending instead of Simon rudely dismissing their deserved victory and FUCK YOU SIMON I VOTED FOR GINGY TO WIN WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD AND YOU CRUSHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS"
  • Fans were invited to choose who they think would be the winner of Farquaad Idol. After a week, this video was uploaded revealing the winner to be Puss. However, immediately after, he's arrested for committing tax fraud.
• YTP: Chowder's Knishmas Katastrophe
  • This deliciously delightful line from Chowder, after seeing his dream gift:
    "You will ♫ be mine! ♫"
  • Chowder and Mung Daal confront Thanos instead of Endive, calling him the world's biggest grape.
    Mung Daal: Why are you here killing half the universe?
  • Chowder's attempt to go viral. He jumps on Gazpacho (Who is dressed as Santa Claus), knocking Schnitzel off him. This becomes a video called "Fat guy falls down at work!", which only receives 5,441 views. This causes Chowder to loudly and briefly scream like Scott The Woz.
  • Mung Daal admitting that he has two old shames; one being co-director of Shark Tale. When it cuts to Mung Daal's directorial credit in Wikipedia, Schnitzel can only scream in horror.
    • A brick joke ensues seconds later, when someone fires a missile at Chowder's and Mung Daal's gingerbread house, destroying it. The shooter was none other than Oscar.
      "That's for yesterday, Mung Daal."
  • A depressed Mung Daal walks through Marzipan City, where Nick Cave's "People Ain't No Good" plays, and the Nostalgia Critic can be heard ordering the audience to cry during this sad scene.
    Mung Daal: ♫ There is no way to go on! ♫ (Mung Daal jumps off a bridge, but lands a short distance onto a frozen river) Another happy landing.
  • When Panini makes a high snow jump while holding Chowder, declaring that "the power of love will get us there", the appropriate song plays. Panini and a panicked Chowder pass over Tamatoa, who is putting baubles on his Christmas tree, and as they land, two onlookers notice this feat.
    Onlooker 1: You see that?
    Onlooker 2: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
    [Cue Chowder's and Panini's jump reversing, along with the music...]
    Panini: Rewind time!
    Chowder: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • During the moment when Chowder asks Mung Daal why Knishmas only exists to make someone feel like complete garbage, a card of Valentine's Day appears on the screen.
• YTP: Should Your Boyfriend Get Decimated by Thanos? Hoo boy, where do we begin?
  • "Star Wars isn't bad. The Last Jedi, bad."
    Ms. Fowl: Schaffrillas, this is the seventh week in a row you've dissed The Last Jedi.
    Schaffrillas: Yeah, thanks, I know.
  • "Just look at all the different franchises it includes." Cue wall of random logos for Taco Bell, Shark Tale, Goosebumps and others. (Prior to the poop's upload, Schaff asked people on Twitter to submit those random logos for him.)
    • "SES is here, Cappy, Coco, nom-nom-nom, not you. (Beat) And Squarespace."
  • What song is played during Peter Parker's disintegration in front of Iron Man? "Stay Alive".
  • Immediately afterwards:
    Phil Connors: I have been stabbed...
    [Cut to Thanos being bladed in the neck by Gamora]
    Phil Connors: and stabbed...
    [Cut to Thanos impaling Heimdall with Corvus Glaive's spear]
    Phil Connors: and stabbed...
    [Cue to Thor shoving Stormbreaker further into Thanos, who ends up screaming like Mike Wazowski]
    Random voiceover: Oh, spoiler alert.
    (Robbie Rotten appears and pulls down a purple wallpaper to censor this moment.]
    Robbie Rotten: Okay, people, we are not going to discuss the Endgame now.
  • The female narrator describes Thor.
    Narrator: Is that Solid Snake?
    [Thor screams in frustation]
  • The moment where Thanos snaps his fingers has him being replaced with Shrek, with Thor as Prince Charming. (Taken from the Shrek the Third review.)
  • Doctor Strange and Thanos dubbed over by Sora and Xehanort respectively. That is all.
• YTP: SpingeBill Jams Some Juicy Jellies
  • SpongeBob convinces one of his fellow restaurant patrons that he's in a musical, causing the patron to run around singing "The Other Side".
  • When the Friend jellyfish leads SpongeBob to a factory where jellyfish are painfully having their jelly extracted, a familiar Hammy Herald voice can be heard...
    "You may think this is suffering. No, it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice."
  • Guess who's the real factory owner, instead of Mr. Krabs? Sykes. It's made even hilarious because he's seen dancing without caring about the jellyfishes' wellbeing.
• YTP: Pixar Poop Palooza
  • Woody's reaction when he catches the Prospector flirting with two Barbie dolls.
    Woody: Oh my goodness! You're canceled!
    Prospector: Canceled? I'll tell you what's canceled. You!
    Woody: Ahhh! Wait a minute. No I'm not. You are!
  • Charles Muntz making small talk with Carl.
    Charles: So how's you're sex life?
    Carl: My wife is dead.
    Charles: Great!
• YTP: The Ed Boys' Cross Country Car Chase of Calamity and Chicanery
  • How Eddy's brother is defeated:
    Nazz: Yeah Mr. Macho Man!
    Eddy's brother: The Macho Man is Gonna Fuck Your Ass!
    Eddy: These are children.
    Eddy's brother: Oh no Br-
    FBI: FBI OPEN UP!
    Eddy's brother: No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean it! I—No! No! Look, I'm sorry I called you—No! NO!
    Skipper: You get what you fucking deserve!
  • Drake & Josh accidentally running over Rolf.
• YTP: Everybody's Talking About Bruno
  • Isabela shares how she avoided having a bad vision.
    Isabela: He told me my fish would die but I don't have any fish.
  • Then when the family prepares for Mariano's arrival.
    Isabela: (to Mirabel) Sup bitch. I want nothing.
    Musical Phineas: Isabeeela! You're boyfriend's here!
    Madrigal Family: Time for-
    King Harkinian: Don't say it!
  • The Stinger takes another crack at the fish vision.
    Señora Pezmuerto: He told me my fish would die!
    Guard Captain: This is all you're fault Bruno!
    Bruno: Everytime... (Tosses vision glass)
    Fred (off-screen): My leg!
    Bruno: Well move your ''fucking'' leg!
• YTP: Revenge of the Senate: Episode 4
  • Springtrap's jumpscare sends Palpatine flying across the room and onto his chair, tipping it backwards.
  • Before R2 sets two super battle droids on fire with oil and his booster jets, he utters "YOU MUST ♫ BURN! ♫". And as R2 departs, the "MISSION PASSED! RESPECT+" screen shows up.
  • Anakin and Palpatine make an interesting negotiation:
    Palpatine: Do you want a Deal with the Devil?
    Anakin: What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?
  • This little exchange between Yoda and Obi-Wan.
    Yoda: If into the security recordings you go, only the security recordings will you find.
    Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. (Views a recording of Bully Maguire dancing)
    Yoda: (Bows head) Well, this was bound to happen.
  • What's the first words out of Maul's mouth after Ahsoka frees him from captivity? "I'm free!".
  • After Maul tells his story of how Darth Grimace imprisoned him, this unexpected discussion occurs.
    Maul: And that's what happened!
    Ahsoka: That's interesting, but I sure don't care! I need a diversion. Now go cause some chaos.
    Maul: No.
    [Maul immediately puts on his restraints, imprisoning himself again.]
  • Just the idea that the first words of Sith Ahsoka are "Hello there!"

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