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Cue the shetted eggs.

It's a simple formula: take SMG4's Mario, place him in front of a computer, optionally put one of his friends next to him, and watch the madness unfold.

• Mario Reacts to Nintendo Memes subseries

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Mario Plays

Pictured: the result of trolling a fat Italian plumber

Be it raging his mind out, or trolling his friends, it's always worth a laugh when Mario plays something.

Unfair Mario

• The whole video basically has that Denser and Wackier feel of the 2014-16 bloopers as Mario loses his mind (what little there is of it) playing rage games.
• Early on, the game tells Mario to walk under a set of blocks.
  Mario: Okie dokie! (Dies) NAAAAAAAAA-
• "Many deaths later in that same spot".
• Every time Luigi tries to get a turn with the computer and Mario freaks out on him.
• Mario's reaction to a glitch causing him to fly up into the sky upon completing a level in Unfair Mario.

Friday Night Funkin

• This marks the third time Friday Night Funkin is featured as a Mario episode. Fourth if you count the Newgrounds episode.
• Mario tries to be Scatman in the tutorial, only to find out that you can't improvise in the game.
• Some of the weeks have Mario humping the keyboard.
• Mario getting impatient waiting for "Dadbattle" to start. It's surprisingly relatable.
• "and then mario ascended to heaven but then was rejected and was forced back to playing fnf"
• Mario abducts Santa Claus because he sees that Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest are pointing a gun at one in Week 5.
• Mario's Trash Talk to the Monster while he's battling him.
• Senpai being replaced by Joe Swanson, whom Mario gets attracted to.
  • After seeing him the first time, Mario rips his clothes off, yelling "Take me!".
  • Joe mistaking Mario for Ninja.
  • Mario tries to do a "Blind Speedrun" of Week 6 to avoid seeing Joe's "tiddies". On his first turn, he blindly presses the "R" button by accident, resulting in his immediate loss.
• "Uh oh, I think Squidward stepped on a Lego."
• Mario's reaction to the SMG4 mod where SMG4 says to eat your vegetables.
• Mario finds a really good Mario Kart mod and decides to give it the treatment it deserves... by playing it while driving.
• Mario awakening Luigi's demonic powers to defeat Weegee. It's a bit too much for the castle to handle.
• The Running Gag of Toadsworth trying to fix the broken parts of the castle before it gets taken up to eleven when the castle explodes.

Five Nights At Freddy's

• The beginning of the video makes it clear that it's non-canon to the main series, since Mario's kinda in a pickle in the Genesis Arc.
  Mario spinning in a black void: Weeeeee!
• The moment Mario finds out which game he's playing, you can tell that he has bad memories of it.
• SMG4 was the one who made Mario play the game, then runs away when Mario asks him to play it himself, having remembered his playthough on Hobo Bros.
• Mario decides to face his fear and play the game anyway. Yet he still gets scared by a still, non-jumpscare image of Freddy already.
• Mario never legitimately makes it past the first night.
• Mario discovering a cheat code that allows him to beat each night instantly. The animatronics in the game are irritated by this and phones SMG4 to tell him that Mario was cheating.
• Mario finally making it to 6 AM but gets a game over anyways. This causes him to reach his Rage Breaking Point prompting him to summon Tari so that he could enter the game and kill the animatronics himself. This can be seen as a Call-Back to both "Freddy's Spaghettiria" and "Return to Freddy's Spaghettiria" where Mario kills all of the animatronics and ends up entering the game respectively.
  • Foxy playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme on the piano as Mario moves in to kill him.
• SMG4 and Tari witness Mario's entire rampage, with the former deciding that it was close enough to Mario beating the game and overcoming his fear of it. Tari then reminds SMG4 that he's still afraid of the game, making SMG4 claim that he's not that easily scared, only to get Instantly Proven Wrong when Saiko says "boo", making him fly out of the castle.
  Saiko: What a wuss.

Deltarune

• Mario claims that the idea was 100% his and totally didn't get the idea from one of Meggy's livestreams. Cue Flashback Cut of Mario disrupting Meggy's Deltarune live stream, causing her to throw him out of the hotel.
• Mario finds the fact that Toriel considers locking the oven to keep Kris from getting the pie relatable since Peach did the same to him.
• When Kris and Susie first re-enter the Dark World and transform, Mario tries to transform with them but only manages to change into his usual naked form.
• Mario ends up panicking and running away when Ralsei shows up, calling him a "Femboy Goat" during it.
• "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?"
• Mario freaks out every time he sees the Sweet Cap'n Cakes attack him because it reminds him of Friday Night Funkin'.
• Mario hating puzzles.
• Mario meets the person dealing with existential dread, asking for a friend. Toad then walks by and Mario asks him if he was said friend. Toad cheerfully says yes.
• When Mario gets to the part where Queen says she only plays mobile games, Mario becomes severely depressed and ends the playthrough early because he died of a heart attack.

Roblox

• The thumbnail features a noob asking how to type… by typing the question in the chat.
• The opening advertisement for "Honkai Impact" features SMG4 summoning the female trio to defend Boopkins from the Wario Bros. Meggy gets remote controlled into kicking Waluigi in the face, Tari summons live action movie Garfield to maul Wario (smiling through the whole thing, no less), and Saiko pulls out an electric guitar and aggressively flattens Waluigi with it like there's no tomorrow. The final scene has to be seen to be believed.
• Mario plays a Team Fortress 2 clone as the Heavy, only to earn Heavy's ire for touching his gun. Mario blames Luigi.
• Mario plays a DJ game, and when he doesn't like the music they're playing, he plays the WOTFI 2021 Rap (Zero), which leads to the entire room but him being emptied out. Looks like they've got themselves some haters…
• Excited to play a SMG4 Roblox game, he says he'll have fun playing with himself… then suddenly backpedals upon realizing how suggestive it sounded.
  • Unfortunately, the game wouldn't let him play it for 30 days, so he (somehow) uses Susan's YouTube remote to fast forward to the 30 day mark… only to skip to the credits of the video.
  • As a means to be patient, he plays another SMG4 Roblox game… that involves very loud noises.
• One of the Roblox games Mario plays is Broken bones 4, where you jump from increasing heights to break as many bones as the player can, of which Mario loves, to the point where he re-enacts it in real life!
• Mario plays an Encanto-based game, and freaks out when Abuela Alma shows up, and for two good reasons.
• When Mario enters a Dream game, he's obviously annoyed at it, hell, his voice clip is that of well known cartoon reviewer Mr. Enter!
• Mario discovers a spaghetti simulator game:
  Mario: (With look of extreme… ecstasy) I AM GOING TO COMMIT GREAT CRIME I AM GOING TO BUST NUT-
  *cut to castle exploding*

Baldi's Basics

• As soon as Mario figures out what game he's playing, Baldi shows up out of his computer and drags the plumber in. Mario still being alive and banging his head on his desk implies he was only being lectured so he won't be bad at the game. He still is.
• Mario is so bad at Math that he only passes the first question by sheer accident. That accident? Throwing his own brain on to the keyboard in frustration.
• Right when Mario gets the scissor, Baldi barges into the room. Mario's response?
  "Stand back or I'll chop your salami off!"
• When Mario's cornered by the Principal of the Thing, he decides that he'd rather get caught by Baldi. Baldi promptly proceeds to break the fourth wall to jump out of the game window and shoot Mario.
• The ending has Mario celebrating his victory by ascending to heaven since he "fulfilled his purpose." The kicker? There's no catch this time.

Minecraft

• Mario crafts a button and gets so excited that he keeps pressing it until nightfall.
• Mario bribes an Enderman with a Smash invitation, aka how it got into Smash.
• Mario asks Steve to help him out. That help ends in the next scene after he kills a chicken.
• Mario mines iron and makes an Iron Pickaxe. Mario mines gold and makes a Gold Pickaxe. Gold Pickaxe breaks.
• When Peanut the dog dies, it's a sad moment as Mario sets up a tombstone and tributes the diamond he got. Mario barely turns around as a Creeper blows up the grave.
  • Peanut telling Mario to fight the Ender Dragon because it called him stinky. Cue Mario raging... and the unlucky sheep that got his attention.
  • Also, listen closely when Mario calls Peanut by name. He uses the "penis" audio clip, meaning he called his beloved dog a penis!
• The contraption that Mario threatens to use on the Villager.

Mario & SMG4 play Slendytubbies

• SMG4 spends the whole video scared out of his wits, while Mario just pushes on unabated; even when he's killed by the Slendytubbies, he's usually more frustrated than frightened.
• The sheer fact that Mario is the levelheaded one in this episode. Dim but level-headed.
• Mario, upon seeing a gorilla Slendytubby tells SMG4 his mom's here and then gets annoyed when SMG4 doesn't do anything, getting annoyed before declaring "Hurry up already!" and then pushing SMG4 out of the way and clicking the button as SMG4 begs him not to. Cue the screen going forward and the Slendytubby walking forward accompanied by "Bing bong ding dong here comes mah ding dong!" Mario then hums to himself as he goes around the level and waves hi to the aforementioned Slendytubby when Mario notices SMG4 is missing! After looking left and right, Mario realizes where SMG4 is and pulls off his hat revealing SMG4 curled up with anime puppy dog eyes, crying. Mario tells him "Oh no, ya don't!" and flicks SMG4 off his head who shoots onto the ceiling and crashes upside down and Mario slaps him back into position declaring "You're not done yet!"
• SMG4 gets so into dodging a Slendytubbie's attacks, he starts dancing and singing to a Japanese song, prompting Mario to give him a weird look then back off. SMG4 is then killed by the Slendytubby in the game prompting him to say "I sh*t in my pants!" before flying backwards.
• After one kill, SMG4 erases himself out of existence. Mario tells him "Oh, no ya don't!" and draws him back in… in Stylistic Suck form and gives a thumbs up as SMG4 wails.
• A Slendytubby fires tubby custard at Mario with a Bullet Bill launcher, and he tells SMG4 to avenge him before dying in his arms. SMG4 turns to the game with anger in his eyes… and quits. Mario (who comes back to life) is not amused.
  Mario: You were supposed to avenge me!
  SMG4: I just can't do it, I can't take this sh*t no more, man!
  Mario: Fine! I'll do it by myself!
• During a long marathon of repeated failures, the camera zooms out, revealing the video on SMG4's computer beyond the fourth wall. Since this takes a while, the SMG4 beyond the fourth wall decides to fast-forward the video by 39 hours.
• At the end, Mario declares that they can play "Slendytubbies 3"… only for SMG4 to rise up, glaring at Mario surrounded by flames. We then see Mario tied up as he suggests "What about 5 Nights at Freddys—" and is knocked down when SMG4 throws a boulder at him.

Cat Mario but every time he dies the walls close in

• It's not even a full minute (after the sponsorship) and Mario's fully walled in…
  • SMG4 gives Mario a way to undo the walls: watch Elsagate videos. These videos seem to hurt Mario more than the walls.
• The walls acting like creeps and trolls to Mario. Only in an SMG4 video.
• At one point, Mario loses his temper and curses his lungs out. The tirade is heard not just outside the castle by Peach and Toad, but also throughout the kingdom and even at YouTube's offices, prompting Susan to quit (which her real-life counterpart had just done less than a week before the video was uploaded).
  • Saiko can also be seen covering Tari's ears.

Cooked SM64

• SMG4 pulls the "game" out of a barrel of toxic waste that reduces his arm to a skeleton when he does so.
• The game starts with the model for Game!Mario twisting around and distorting, causing our Mario to wonder if he's always been able to do that. Spoiler alert: he can't.
  Mario: (looking like a crumpled-up piece of paper) ...Mario, I don't think you can do that-a.
• When a Power Star appears out of nowhere, Mario brags about how easy it was. Until he gets a prompt telling him "Press Dpad Down or Die". The next time such a prompt appears, he's quick to press Down. Too bad he didn't actually read the prompt, which says "Press Dpad Down to Die". At least the next prompt's easier: Press Dpad Down To Rage.
• Mario cracking his knuckles so hard that he breaks all his fingers.
  Mario: AAA-
• The ending: Mario "beats" the game (by punching the keyboard until Bowser is defeated) and lays back to watch the credits roll… only for "Press D-Pad Down or Die" to show up again in the middle of the credits, causing Game!Mario to die in the credits and be sent back to before the final Bowser fight. Mario… doesn't take it well.

Mario Plays Gmod ft. SMG3

• Mario makes SMG3 play with him by blowing up his Gmod Eggdog shrine.
• Death Run (as a Mario stage)
  • SMG3 telling Mario that violence is never the answer…unless it needs to be.
  • After Mario fails to get through the first stage (even with SMG3 stepping away from the keyboard), Mario utilizes the secret family technique: summoning a car.
  SMG3: ((After seeing said car fail the first obstacle.)): Wow. Well, that explains why you don't have a family.
  • Mario threatening SMG3 with his uncanny form.
  • Mario getting so mad that he switches the video's audio track to Traditional Chinese. SMG3 translates that as him wanting to play another game.
• Prop Hunt
  • Mario realizing why it's called Prop Hunt.
  • The amount of trolling SMG3 does to Mario so that he can record his freakout.
• Obstacle Course
  • The one game Mario's better at, only because SMG3 is too busy falling to notice him enter fly mode.
  • SMG3 finally reaches the other side of the first obstacle… but the game resets before he can reach the checkpoint. Mario figures they died too many times in that game to cause that reset.
• Garry's Mod RP
  • Mario and SMG3 steal a house from some kids at gunpoint. The kids then offer them money to spare them, followed by drugs. They accept both, only for the police to arrest them IRL.
  SMG3: I'm never playing with you again…

Mario.exe ft. Luigi

• Mario plays spooky games for Halloween. Except it's only June, as Luigi points out. Just for that, Mario forces him to join in the "fun" by chaining him up.
• When the screen says, "RUN", Luigi tries to do so outside of the game.
• Boopkins as Meggy, complete with beanie and headphones.
• Luigi hyperventilates and Mario tapes his mouth shut. But it doesn’t stop Luigi from from Breathing so hard his head explodes.
• Luigi decides to man up, get serious, and beat the game. Only next time Mario looks over, Luigi’s playing from 10 feet away.
• Mario’s stupidity keeps him from getting scared. What effect does it have on Luigi? Head-desk times 1000
• Luigi beats Mario PC PORT, and the video seems to be over - until Mario starts up Too Late.exe. Luigi's too scared to go on, forcing Mario to take over.
• Mario summons his inner Fox, donning cat ears and a tail in the process. Cue Big "WHAT?!" from Luigi.
• In the end, after one death too many, the video hard cuts to the Brothers shoving the computer, desk and all, into a trash grinder and destroying it. They turn and leave with a hearty "F*** that".

Team Fortress 2 ft. Marty

• Apparently, Mario is playing this for anti-Spy training and will go after a Spy when he sees one.
• When Mario gets killed by an invisible Spy, he waves it off as being killed by nothing. He later gets killed by the same Spy when he decides to "change tactics".
• Marty's choices for Mario just by falling on the keyboard. Mario's happy with the fish at least.
• The bumper car. Mario gets depressed when it goes boom-boom.
• How Marty plays TF2… with disconnections and winning.
• Mario playing as a Spy and discovering the disguise kit. Or rather discovering his fails in disguising.
• Mario realizing he can use the bumper car to win as no one wants to shoot the car.
• Mario getting killed repeatedly leads to him getting banned forever for cheating.
• While this does lead into WOTFI, it's how Mario goes to hunt "real spies": with a fish while driving a bumper car.

2021

The originals would like a word with you, Mario

Where the chaos began, on this year.

Mario Reacts to Spooky Memes but Dies half way through

• Near the beginning, Mario complains that the memes so far haven't been scary and asks for "actual" scary memes. Cue the revelation that Chris Pratt will be voicing him in the 2022 movie.
• The first meme has Mario's head catch on fire after witnessing a guy "smashing" a pumpkin.
• The meme where a guy in Sonic cosplay is eating spaghetti rings and is spilling it all over himself. Mario cringes so hard that he attacks the real Sonic and screams "WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
• When Mario reacts to the "meme" where N stabs Uzi with his nanite acid, Mario mistakes the acid for piss.
  • Mario recalls how he didn't cry when he was stabbed in the hand. He screamed at the top of his lungs instead.
  • After watching the clip, Mario says that he hopes he doesn't run into any of those scary robots anytime soon. Guess who's behind him?
• Serial Designation N makes a surprise guest appearance in this video, and this time, his targets aren't limited to robots. And he still takes the time to wave at Mario.
• How is N defeated? SMG4 hits him on the head with a bat.
• N threatens SMG4 that if he hit him in the head again he'll whine about how it hurts his feelings and it makes him feel like they don't want him there.
  [Beat]
  Mario: WE DON'T!!!
• After that, the two plumbers just tell N to leave. Eventually, Mario offers N to view some memes, causing N to decide to "screw genocide". Unfortunately, Mario slips on a banana peel on the way out, killing him instantly.
• The end of the video has SMG4 resurrecting Mario before a black screen pops up saying that SMG4 can't actually bring people back to life.
  • The ritual itself is SMG4 setting up a pentagram and chanting demonic words while Mario rises from the middle T-posing and going "Weeeeeee!", while N just looks at the ritual in bewilderment.

Mario Joins Discord

The title says it all. The SMG4 crew chat on discord. Hilarity ensues.

• Mr. Monitor manages to catfish both Whimpu AND Mario by pretending to be Melony.
• Mario breaks into a Teletubby chat to tell them that tubby custard sucks. Cue an entire storm of Teletubbies.
• SMG3 tries to blackmail Mario into getting nuclear launch codes by trying to pass off poorly drawn images as Mario's personal info. It works, but Mario fails to get the passwords (stopped by Peach's password hint being 8+2), so he just buys SMG3 a Roblox account. SMG3 decides that the game actually sounds fun before getting chased by the FBI.
  • At first, Mario ends up thinking SMG3 blackmailed him into sending nudes. SMG3 is less than pleased.
• Shroomy wants to have a picnic! Everyone requests their favorite food... then SMG4 asks for pineapple pizza. Cue what's probably offscreen swearing.
  ...Several people are typing
• Mario shows a cropped GIF of a "dancing yellow cat^note The infamous Anhka Zone GIF" to Tari. Apparently, Whimpu, Saiko, and Meggy are the only other ones besides Mario to know what it's really doing (even Hal Monitor thinks it's just dancing). Tari decides to search for the full image, so Meggy breaks into Google and threatens to give Google Stadia a 1 star rating if they don't delete the internet. It works... but Bob had saved the gif beforehand and posted it in its full, uncropped glory on Discord for everyone to see, destroying Tari's innocence, causing Meggy to be utterly dismayed... while Whimpu posts an image of N looking delighted.
  • Meggy's explaination for being able to break into Google?
    Meggy: I'M FRIENDS WITH A TERRIFYING GOD
    Melony: hai :3
• Mario and Steve send each other gifs of themselves dancing until Mario sends a gif of what appears to be a chicken being roast on a skewer. Steve then goes to Mario's house, kills him, and then posts gifs of himself dancing over Mario's grave.
• After Mario dies, he ended up in what was apparently heaven. When asked to ascend, he was instructed to turn on light mode and dies from it instantly.

Mario Speedruns Super Mario 64

• All the moments Mario tries to perform speedrunning skips, but fails anyway.
• Mario spent forever trying to run up the hill, but got interrupted by Bob. This doesn't end well, implied by Bob's camera becoming stratic as T-posing Mario appears behind Bob.
• As a means of getting the star in the Thwomp level, Mario strips the SM64 Mario in the nude to bait the Thwomps and… give him credit, it worked… albeit too well.
  Mario: (Crying) Why am I so sexy?!
• Next is the baby penguin level, but since this is SMG4 Mario, he changes the name to "Drop da baby" which he does so, earning both a star and a very pissed off penguin with a gun.
• Mario cheating. Mario unlocks 'Dark Souls' mode, which is Mad pianos scattered across the levels. Mario tried to survive.
• The moment Mario's on the second floor, he knows exactly what to do...
• ... but it's too bad Mario wasted so much time earlier. His best time is 2347:46:41:32.^note That's well over a month.
• Mario asks Miyamoto to help him speedrun the game. Unfortunately, Mario didn't know that Nintendo hated these glitches.

Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials

• The entire intro:
  Mario: SOUP-ER MARIO TOOOOO! LUIGI'S DRUNK AGAIN! (Starts yelling loudly, then Beat) (In his normal voice) That is my impression of Nintendo advertising.
• Mario sees a video of him drinking milk to grow. He tries to do the same, but drinks bleach instead. Needless to say, he does the opposite of growing.
  Mario: You lied to me.
• Apparently, the castle is based on rocket fuel too.
• Mario states that the classic Smash Bros commercial is unrealistic and that he'd be kicking everyone's asses. Cue Donkey Kong (possibly taking revenge for Mario laughing at him a few videos back), Yoshi, and Pikachu right behind him with deadly weapons, forcing Mario to walk into the blast zone.
• Announcing New Super Kirby Befriends An 8-Inch Penis 2.
• Mario wants Pikachu to do a flip, but he ends up breaking his neck in the process.
  Mario: It's busted.
• Mario's Epic Fail while flying away with F.L.U.D.D..
• Ladies and gentlemen, Super Mario Twilight 7.
• "Mmm, monke." *WHAM!* "BAH!"
• Mario putting Kirby down Old Yeller style (complete with looking away in clear regret) in response to his face in the Kirby's Pinball Land ad.
• Video Playback Error: Too Much Cringe
• Mario's version of a Mario & Sonic ad.
  Mario: Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small DiC, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. Here's what my dong looks like. (cue nose boner)
• After being forced to watch a lab rat humping a Game Boy Micro, Mario starts pressing the unsee button, causing his head to explode.
  Mario: Thank God I'm blind. (passes out)''
• After laughing at a Mario Kart: Super Circuit commercial, Mario finds one of the actors has attached him to a rope, the same way her friend did to her in the commercial. Mario is helpless as he is dragged into a portrait for Brazil.
• Kirby launching a missile at Mario. It's probably used as revenge for shooting him earlier.
• The police come to arrest Mario (for no reason, no less), so he uses a technique from the ad he watched and tries to fight back. It does nothing.
  Officer: Open fire. (Bullet Hell)
• Peach's reaction to realistic Mario. Mario's reaction? Turn into a deformed version of Carl Johnson to impress her.
  Mario: Would you like some penis? (Peach shoots him)
• The Legend of Zelda rap. 'Nuff said.
• A blue Pikmin claims that he hates spaghetti. In response, Mario puts him in a blender.
• Mario and SMG4 laugh their asses off at the "pretty cool bananas" commercial, only to get DMCAed by Miyamoto the same way DK got Game Boyed.

2022

Wanna know why he's making this face?

Mario Tries Life Hacks

• Bob holds Mario at Gunpoint for his shiny Pokémon, and Mario's attempts to stop the bullet from firing fail epically.
• Mario attempts to cut a watermelon in half using a car window… much to Melony's dismay.
• Mario sees a video about cutting a doll baby in half and gluing it to the back of your phone. His reaction?
  Mario: Can I have it?
  Hospital clerk: You What?!
• Mario cuts fake eyes to avoid being caught sleeping on the job. Luigi sees the sight and promptly has a heart attack because of how disturbing it is. Mario's reaction to that?
  Mario: Mamamia… so lazy…
• Mario thinks turning a strainer into a bowl is just pointless…when you have a bag to use. SMG4’s reaction just sells it.
• In an attempt to make an F look like an A+, Mario scribbles all over it and somehow creates a picture perfect replica of the Mona Lisa. Mario simply scribbles an A+ on it at the end.
• Mario isn't stupid enough to use ketchup as a bookmark.
• Mario plugs a fork in wall socket in order to charge his phone. After it seems to work… the entire castle explodes.
• The "Mario's Cheese Grater" segment.
  Bob: Are you a clumsy person?
  (Scene shows Wimpu spilling coffee on his groin)
  Bob: Are you tired falling over because you're a dumb bitch?
  (Scene shows Wimpu falling down the stairs)
  Bob: Then try Mario's new cheese grater! And erase yourself from existence because no one loves you! Congratulations, the world is now a better place! (Stock children cheer)
• Upon seeing a video of a woman sticking a straw in between her breasts where she hid her drink, Mario gets the idea to do the same... by hiding his drink under his underpants. SMG4 looks behind and mistakenly believes Mario was drinking his own pee.
• The segment where Mario saws a dinosaur in half is revealed to be a story about how the dinosaurs went extinct as told by SMG1, who by the way, was telling the story to Yoshis, who are dinosaurs. Who produce bowel breaking eggs as a result.
• Mario sees a life hack where a banana stem can be used to operate a smart phone. Cut to Mario haphazardly slapping a banana against his phone. While his concerned friends look on. As well as a Medic.
  Medic: I’m sorry. He’s too far gone… (Cocks a shotgun)
• Mario attempts to utilize a Jar Potty, only for Susan Winterwisp to arrive on the scene to demonetize him.
• In response to seeing a life hack of a tent floating on water, Mario sends a sleeping Melony drifting to the middle of the ocean, much to her confusion when she wakes up.
• Claiming the "putting a wet phone in a pile of rice" life hack as the wrong way to deal with a wet phone, Mario steals SMG4's phone, dumps it in the lake around the castle, and puts it in the microwave to "dry" it. In response, SMG4 puts Mario in the microwave. The lack of any sounds except for the crackling of the fire really sell it.
• The episode ends with Mario discovering the most convenient way to hold a broom and a pan: the normal way.
  Mario: MARIOS A GOD DAMN GENIUS!!

Mario reacts to funny TikToks

• The video starts off with a Rick Roll. It's really Mario's reaction that sells it.
• One TikTok is about a man attempting to make peanut oil...which is loaded with nut jokes. By the end of it, Mario's dying of laughter before SMG4 walks in to give Mario a good smack.
• Mario decorates a headphone… that belongs to an angry Meggy.
• Mario, Saiko, Bob, and Fishy react to a kid running into a wall.
• Mario does not get the humor of a certain Mario Party clip that sounds… raunchy. But outside his door, the rest of the cast stand horrified. Well, most of them…
  Bob: Hey, where's my invitation?
• Anti-Social Luigi. That is all.
• Mario hijacks Bowser to access his "carrying case"… which contains a picture of Bowser in a tanktop.
• Mario is utterly terrified of the chair guy on his computer, but not the one he's sitting on.
• How does Mario try to shut a bathroom band up? Just by saying this:
  Mario: Will you shut up?! I'm taking a piss!
• A guy says that his roommate is dashing, leaving Mario to suggest that the two should kiss. They do something way weirder than kissing.
• Luigi's reaction to sexy Waluigi. Mario's reaction: send him to horny jail.
• One TikTok uses Cartman ranting about midgets to insult men who were "less than 6 inchs(sic)". Mario is not amused.
  Mario: Well I'm not interested in being friends with assholes.
  • This is then followed up by another TikTok from the same person complaining about disrespectful comments. Mario proceeds to dance under the caption "cry about it".
• One of the TikToks seem to use copyrighted music. The audio for that segment was removed at a later date, including Mario's reaction.
• How much does Mario hate the Dream TikToks? He punches the fourth wall out of the castle then runs out to punch it again!
  Mario: No, that does it! GO TOUCH GRASS NOW!

Mario's Smash or Pass: All Mario Characters

• The way the intro starts:
  Mario: (after a long Beat where he stares at the 4th wall) DON'T QUESTION ME!!!
• Of course, Mario would smash himself.
• Mario wouldn't want to smash Peach unless her head was covered with a paper bag.
• Once Birdo comes in...
  Mario: ...smash... (to the 4th wall) U shut the f*ck up!!
• Mario can't figure out what Nabbit is, then gives up and just gives him a smash.
• Upon seeing Daisy and Rosalina, Mario presses the nut button, with the 2nd time using it causing the button to disintegrate.
  • Once he sees Pauline, Mario uses a sledgehammer and slams a giant nut button with enough force to EXPLODE the castle!
• Mario throws up at the idea of smashing Donkey Kong.
• Mario's nose gets erect at the sight of Goombette. And then it retracts when he sees Princess Shroob.
  Mario: There goes Mario's boner.
• When seeing the Piranha Plant, Mario's face shrinks in fright as he squeaks out a no, and when a Chain Chomp is shown, his body compresses and falls down.
  Mario: Don't touch Mario's Salami!
• Mario would smash Queen Bee.
• Fishy Boopkins being a Spike is acknowledged. Mario promptly shoots him out a cannon to make his point that he would not smash him.
• Mario wouldn't smash the normal Shy Guy or the Shy Gal, but rather the "sexy one". ^note Gourmet Guy a.k.a. Fat Shy Guy
• Mario apparently likes the prospect of being smashed by a Thwomp.
  Mario: I love how gentle you are!
• Mario wants to smash Lakitu's cloud for some reason but is denied.
• Seeing Gooper Blooper gives Mario a flashback to a previous experience with the giant blooper, in which it tried to provide Sex for Services to no avail:
  Mario: Did someone order a big sausage pizza?
  Gooper Blooper: I did, but I don't have any money~
  (Beat)
  Mario: Why the f*ck did you order then?! (Throws the pizza box at the big blooper)
• Mario doesn't want to give Booster a smash, but SMG4 points out that it's already too late due to what happened in a cutscene.
  Mario: (In despair) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Dark Souls text appears saying "you gay")
• When he sees Flurrie, Mario gives her a straight-up Yikes out of 10.
• Seeing Melody Pianissima makes Mario soberly recall an event with her; said flashback has the ghost girl reject Mario's request to sit on his face, much to the plumber's grief.
• Mario claims he's not a furry before giving Harriet a smash.
• Mario finds the idea of smashing his baby self to be so horrifying that he goes uncanny. Particularly funny is that it comes after a long string of increasingly enthusiastic smashes.
• Upon seeing Francis' picture, Mario shoots it to smithereens as Doom music plays and shares a high-five with Meggy.
• Mario ends up getting SMG4 a cease and desist by licking Miyamoto's picture.
• Bob tricks Mario into giving him a smash by disguising his character as King Bob-Omb. Mario promptly gives Bob a Falcon Punch.
• Mario doesn't want to catch coronavirus.
• Mario doesn't even rate Mimi due to a terrible past experience. She got him into the bedroom before revealing it was all a trick so she could explain Garfield lore to Mario, much to the latter's horror.
• "It's a brick..." "No, this is Patrick."
• Mario wants to be squished by Queen Bean's ass.
  Mario: Now if there was a way I could choose to die, this would be it.
  Queen Bean crushes him
• Once Mario reaches Dry Bones, he complains that skeletons are very rude while recalling the time he laid naked in Papyrus's bed. Doesn't stop Mario from giving Dry Bones a smash, though.
• Mario tries to smash Lakitu's cloud, but SMG4 Thanoses it away.
• Mario stole Perry (Peach's umbrella) to hump him. Peach ends up falling to her death because she needed her umbrella to slow her descent.
• Mario's response upon seeing Rabbid Peach?
  Mario: I've seen some pretty horrible things in my life...but this....this is just....SIIIICK....Smash! No questions shut up! Bye!

Mario reacts to Anime Memes

• Mario and SMG4 break into an ancient Egyptian tomb for the memes.
• Mario imitates Obito's teleport. Only what does he see afterward? The manliest Sailor Moon cosplayer he's ever witnessed.
• At first, it looks like Mario is comforting Yoda after Luffy punches him...But then how can Mario not demonstrate the proper way to hit a Yoda?
• Mario is given a "Dinner, Bath, or Sex" Offer by a girl in a meme. Of course, he just wants spaghetti.
• Mario's attempts to howl at the moon.
• The product plug. Just everything about it.
  • Not only do they plug Dislyte, Mario is pretty much forced by Medusa to play it for an entire segment!
• After finding joy in a Zombie Apocalypse-themed anime meme, a woman holding her child asks for help in their survival. Then she asks how he'll ever play Among Us again.
  Mario: Shoot it down!
• After a sus meme involving Naruto and Sasuke, Mario calls it gay and laughs...only for Markiplier to show up and also call it gay, pissing off Mario to the point he pulls Markiplier out of the meme, scolds him, and throws him off a cliff.

Mario Reacts To Meta Runner

• Mario sees a robot get crushed by a gamer chair and is unimpressed. He decides to show how you really get hurt by a gaming chair... by clubbing SMG4 with one.
• SMG4 appearing, and Mario yelling at him to leave.
• Mario's reaction to Belle misfiring a glitch in the episode causes Mario to dance under the caption "Sounds like a skill issue" and Belle, out of anger, making Mario BLJ out of the castle. Doubly funny when you remember 2 things; 1. Theo, a.k.a Coconut Boy, is basically an Expy of Mario, and 2. in "If Mario was in... Meta Runner", Mario was cast as Theo.
• Mario's reaction to the fire spell:
  You think you have mastered the fire; I was born in it. Molded by it. You merely adopted the fire.
  Cue Mario outside, as the castle burns. He walks away innocently.
  • To boot, Mario's reaction to the ice spell; he can't feel his painis.
• Mario attempts to replicate the "barrier dodge with car" stunt from episode 3. It works as well as you'd expect.
• When Belle (in the show) yells that "there's nothing here but garbage!" Mario's response is to say "Guess you fit right in, huh?" Cut to Belle angrily shoving Mario in a trash can, and all Mario says is "Mamaf***er!"
• Mario says what everyone thinks of Lucks in the final season 1 episode. "F*** you!!!" Doubles as Heartwarming since it's because of Tari, who is technically his friend even in Meta Runner.
• Lamar's line "You turned Theo into a spy!" causes Spy to appear until Mario makes him leave.

Mario Performs Video Game Glitches

• Seeing a Pokémon Trainer run on the surface of water, Mario tries to do that. His body is now under the sea with Spongebob and Patrick.
  • There's a Mario Kart 8 glitch where an Inkling on a motorcycle can end up underwater in 3DS DK Jungle. Meggy and a motorcycle join Mario under the sea.
• Mario tries a trick from Breath Of The Wild where you can perform a shield slide while falling so hard on an enemy you can jump really high on a Goomba. But since this is Mario we're talking about…
• The Running Gag of Mario finding glitches that look like people humping things.
• There's a glitch in a Spyro game… but Mario hunts him down since this should be a Nintendo glitch showcase. Spyro tries to convince him that he's Chrom from Fire Emblem. Not even Mario falls for it.
• Mario tries to toss a Yoshi Egg into a Pokémon battle, but the egg breaks. Then a Yoshi asks if the babysitting job is going okay. In his mind, Mario knows he's about to die.
• The world ends after Mario feeds a coin and Hammer Bro to Yoshi. Jesus isn't happy seeing that Earth Simulator crashed on his Switch.

Mario Attempts TikTok Challenges

• Mario does the Trust Fall challenge on top of a tall building. It goes as well and long as you expect.
• Mario tries not eating food for thirty days… and dies after 2 minutes.
• The parkour trap challenge. Mario, who’s normally skilled and agile enough to pull off wall jumps without breaking a sweat, can’t get out. So he waits for someone to find him. Bob finds his skeleton.
  • Note that he's in an alley he can just walk out of.
• Mario disses Michael Myers while still tied up.
• Once again, Mario gets hostile towards Toad's son.
• Mario attempts to do the Plank Challenge with a plank. When he asks why it doesn't love him, Plank gets up and tells him he's a loser.
• Mario forces SMG4 and SMG3 to do a Fake Kiss Challenge, which involves attempting to kiss blindly when the paper falls between them. The paper falls quickly and their lips are about to… there's an error caused by Susan Wojephiroth sleeping on the remote, and when it cuts back to Mario, he hopes you enjoyed that because they're not showing that part again. Cue reaction videos of everything raging (or in Luke's case, troll dancing).
• Mario does the Try Not To Look Away Challenge, and comes face to face with the sight of Bowser in a maid outfit singing a Dream song. Mario responds to this by ordering an Exterminatus.
• Mario cringes at the Dog Girl Challenge. Then he sees Whimpu doing it too. Cue shotgun.
• Mario doing the Spilled Drink Challenge with a Sprite bottle that evidently employs TARDIS technology, with the video cutting back to this segment multiple times. On the fourth time, Ronald McDonald comes by on a speedboat and dumps a toaster into the flooded McDonalds, which blows it up.
  SMG4: You're an idiot.
• Mario tries the Pretending to be Asleep Challenge, only for Peach to drop a Thwomp on his legs.
  (to the tune of The Only Thing I Know For Real) My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, I'm forever bound to a chaaaair!
• Mario rages out of the last challenge. Appropriate considering what it was. After that, Mario runs into a building and kicks aside Mr. Beast and announces that he's doing his own show. After trying to figure out what it should be named, Mario comes up with "The...Meme Games?" at which point a whiteboard slams down with "The Meme Games" and a drawing of Mario's face on it. Mario agrees with the name and tells the audience "See ya'll there!"… at which point the whiteboard slams down on Mario, who lets out an "Oh, my ass!"

Mario Tries Life Hacks 2 feat. Luigi

• Right off the bat, Mario tries a life hack to wake up Luigi. As in, he puts a time bomb on his dresser.
• The bros trying the fake arms trick with Mario acting as Luigi’s arms. But Luigi makes a fatal mistake: nobody touches the spaghetti but Mario!
• Luigi warming a pizza with a hairdryer. Mario gets impatient and breaks out the flamethrower. Luigi manages to defuse the situation… or not, as when Mario hears “why not use the oven?”, he translates that as “stick Luigi in there with the pizza”.
  • Their reactions to said life hack. The camera zooms in on Mario's reaction to Luigi's intrigue.
• After seeing a video of someone sticking a toothpick into a wound and using a candle for a quicker recovery, Mario declares it "weak". He then stabs his own hand with a SWORD, which Luigi completes by putting a burning cup on it. Everything withers away, including Mario's hand.
  Luigi: It didn't work.
  (Beat)
  (Mario has a perfectly cut scream)
• The candy shoe trick.
• Karen’s reaction to the weird tongue cat brush. (Or rather, since Mario couldn't find the brush, Mario's tongue.)
• The sausage straw hack. Once again, it’s up to Mario to call out the viewers while Luigi’s completely frozen with shock.
• The bros trying the old fashioned coin-on-a-string trick with the vending machine. It goes about as well as you’d expect…if you were expecting Luigi to get squished.
• Mario tries chopping a watermelon in half with his bare hands. Somehow it's not Mario's hand that breaks it, but his screaming.
• Luigi makes a toilet completely out of ramen. Mario, however, opts to just dip his ramen in a regular toilet and eat it. This also marks the second time SMG4 uses the Luigi line from the "Mario x Meggy" clip.
  Mario: Yummy yummy! (Proceeds to eat the ramen)
  Luigi: MARIO WHAT THE F**K YOU DOING?!
• Mario sees a joke life hack from Filthy Frank recommending killing birds chirping loudly. When Luigi wakes up Mario later on, asking where his phone is...
  Mario: GAME OVER! (cocks a shotgun)
• The blue spaghetti horrifies Mario and Luigi so much that they lead a group of Italians to charge at TikTok's headquarters. With a bombastic orchestral rendition of the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, no less. Even Waluigi enters Rejection Mode over it. The attack succeeds — and the group lands in jail for it.
  Mario: We did it! We did it! We did it! YAAAAY!
  • Said group of Italians include a super buff Garfield, a Mafia of Cooks grunt, Mapbot, Dracula, Tonio, Soulfflé, and one of Mommy Mearest's henchmen.
    Mario: THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES (equips a pitchfork), BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR SPAGHETTI!

Mario Googles Himself

• To celebrate 6 million subs, Luke invites the rest of the Glitch Productions team to talk. The team are just as silly as him.
• Mario already knows this segment is going to suck (for him).
• The first search for "Mario" looks okay… until he sees a creepy mask. He buys and wears it because it makes him beautiful.
• Mario becomes convinced he's a koala after seeing a kiddie ride painted to look like him.
• Mario allows Google to autofill and angrily chooses "Is Mario Fat". The results are censored and Mario regrets it.
• Mario discovers Mario-themed Spaghetti-o's… and flips out when it'll ship in six months.
• Mario is not amused to find a "lick my butt" sign on him. He's definitely not brave when a Lickitung obeys that sign. And that's no good.
• Mario's reaction to seeing Maui's face on a Goomba.
  Mario: What can I say except (pulls out a gun) DELETE THIS!
• Mario sees the Piranha Plant-themed urinals on Twitter and plans to pee into the open mouth of a real Pirahna Plant. It goes as well as you'd expect.
  Mario: (singing) I have no penis. It was torn off...!
• Mario has a mental image of himself, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi as Teletubbies. He doesn't bother dodging the gun afterwards.
• Mario asks Bob to make him like Handsome Mario via door slams. It didn't work the first time, and it probably didn't work the many times after.
• When Mario sees a wholesome Mario toilet image, he appears when Luigi sits on the toilet from behind and says, demonically "Dick or balls, you must choose; for one you shall keep, and one you shall lose". Luigi simply flushes Mario down the toilet, as Mario goes "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
• Mario is not impressed with the dancing gif of him. His real moves are so sweet the gif just can’t take it anymore.
• Mario sees a picture of Luigi being pregnant, then sees Luigi being pregnant. Mario wakes up from that bad dream and Wario asks if he's okay. Then Wario wakes up and Wahllace (a Wallace dressed as Wario) asks if he's okay.

Mario Reacts To People Roasting Him

• Mario knows SMG4 posted an image and asked people to roast Mario, and Mario thinks he's going to read nice comments about himself.
• Bob voices the roasts.
• After the first roast, Mario searches up the meaning and prepares himself. Though it doesn't prepare him for the paragraph of the next roast.
• Mario wins against a roast because he spotted "your" instead of "you're ugly". The next roast calls Mario the kind of person that sits around doing nothing except point out "your" instead of "you're".
• When one roast seemingly singing Mario's praises turns out to be for Luigi, Mario tries to pass off as Luigi, himself.
  • Another turns out to be for Bob. Bob caught Mario's reaction on his phone.
    Bob: Got em.
• Mario praises the roasts for being creative... and then the Among Us posts come in.
• Mario screaming so loud that the earth explodes.
• Even Luigi roasts Mario and wins.
• Mario claims his mouth doesn't look like a pizza slice when he opens it.
• Mario's shoes get roasted and SMG4 laughs at him. The roast also says SMG4 shouldn't laugh at him because he has the same shoes and his looks worse.
• "Mario, more like, uh, bad."
  • Mario is so distraught that he sadly walks away while Komm Susser Tod plays in the background.
• Mario loses his patience with the insults, snaps, and goes on rampage, roasting SMG4, Boopkins, Meggy, and Bob before backing his kart into the lake, flipping everyone off the whole time.
  SMG4: What a b*tch.
  • Those with good ears can hear the ultra instinct theme play throughout.
  • The roasts in question:
    • "You fat, bald bastard! You piece of sub-human TRASH! 2000 years of constant human evolution to create a hairless MAMA F**KER!"
    • Mario compares Boopkins's body to an olive and his hair to toothpaste.
    • When Meggy tries to chew him out, Mario tells her not to "lecture him with her 30-dollar haircut".
    • When Bob walks in, Mario, out of nowhere screams into his face, "YOUR JORDANS ARE FAAAAAKE!" Bob takes a look at his shoes and promptly is disintegrated.

Mario reacts to funny TikToks 2 feat. Luigi

• Luigi "borrows" Mario's phone. Apparently, it's not the first time either.
• Luigi's horniness manages to unnerve Mario twice.
  • First, he's tempted to smooch a long-legged Toad. Cue dirty looks from Mario, SMG4, Meggy, Bob, and Tari. Toad himself is there, too, grinning maliciously.
  • Then, he lusts after a… suggestive Obelix seat in a merry go round. When Mario objects, Luigi responds, "If there's a hole, there's a goal."
• Mario takes way too long to respond to a Tiktok. As in 12 hours too long.
• A Minecraft axolotl violently twitches around. And we mean violently, as Bob (who mistakes him for Axol) and Steve find out.
• Luigi blinks… and finds that he and Mario are homeless because Mario wanted Pokémon cards.
  Luigi: I literally blinked! MARIO WHAT THE F-
  • Mario proudly proclaming "I GOT A CHARIZARD!" ... while holding up Elemental HERO Avian.
• Mario's reaction to a spaghetti slushie, which prompts him to find other foods made of spaghetti. He praises Jesus, who puts him on a banlist for Heaven because of it (which also contains Bob and Mark Zuckerberg).
• Mario sucks Luigi’s soul inside the Poltergust, only for it to jam. So Mario checks and winds up sucking his own soul in.
• The killer hamster.
• Mario and Luigi discover a TikTok of themselves from SMG4's channel, and realize that SMG4 is recording them behind their backs. And still is.
• The Bros demonstrating true drip.
• The angry Mario from last episode returns after a "base humor" TikTok that sets him off again and results in him belting off "base joke" after "base joke" at Luigi.

Mario Plays Fall Guys

• Mario immediately dismisses the game as cringe and bails out. Until he sees the crown, that is.
• Every other player is standing still. Ignoring the implication of a connection issue, Mario rushes through the level thinking he'll win, only for the inevitable to happen.
• Mario also gets a kick knocking people off during the Tip Toe minigame. The video then states that his dumb ass fell off and he lost the game.
• The Fall Guy gets smacked out of the computer, and Mario tries to shove it back in. Luigi's expression when walking in and seeing Mario's efforts from the wrong angle is priceless.
• Mario sees the crown during Fall Mountain.
  Mario: ...mine.

Mario Reacts To Mario Movie Trailer

• Mario waits until 1 PM for the trailer, only to realize the Nintendo Direct starts at 1:05.
• Mario makes the movie Bowser look like SMG4 Bowser.
• Mario thinks the movie will be great based on the Bowser segment, then comes the Mario segment. Needless to say, Mario's hopes are shattered when he speaks.
• By the time the title of the movie shows up on-screen, Mario's already in his uncanny form.
• Mario does rate the overall trailer as fun and wonders if there are any memes made of the trailer. Someone made an... Among Us version of it already.

Mario Does Pranks

• Mario scares JubJub by jumping out of a washing machine. Karen sees this, and retaliates by throwing Mario into the machine. She does it again when he tries the cat prank on her.
• Mario tries the "monster under the bed" prank to scare Luigi. Unfortunately for Mario, Luigi came prepared for any monsters… with a grenade.
• Mario ends up killing himself trying the gun phone prank.
• Yoshi's reaction to the marshmallow egg prank.
• SMG4 joins Mario on pranking Wario by putting party poppers under his car. Thing is, they don't have any party poppers, so what does Mario use instead?
  Mario: It's a pipe bomb!
  (Wario's car explodes)
• Mario laces some spaghetti with a massive amount of salt. Unfortunately for Mario, Boopkins has a high tolerance for salt, being a sea creature and all.
• Bob plugs his iPad (showing a totally legal Birdo live stream) to charge in a fake wall socket. Placed on SMG4's butt. The face he makes is priceless.
• Mario pretends to be gay to get a kiss at a girls' slumber party. Too bad Bob had the same idea. Bob then remarks that he knows what he has to do, but he lacks the strength to do it, much to Mario's concern.
• THE CHICKEN IS NOT REAL!
• "i phon". Turns out pranking SMG3 isn't such a good idea.
• Mario's final prank involves scaring the hell out of Tari. Then the lights turn off, and a demon appears behind Mario as he runs away. Turns out, SMG4 and Tari had planned this, but it's immediately revealed that Tari (of course) planned on scaring Mario with a duck costume, so the demon is...
  SMG4: Aw, not again!
  (He and Tari, along with the demon, start laughing as the Seinfeld theme plays in the background)
  Demon: So who wants to die first?

Mario Try Not To Cringe Challenge

• Mario fails on the first meme, but declares that it doesn't count. The next meme showing someone with a Minion filter then makes Mario scrub his eyes with bleach until they explode.
  Mario: That's better.
• Mario owning a Jojo fan.
• Mario finds a cheerleader cat girl hot, only for Medium Awareness to kick in when he remembers the title of the video, and (correctly) guesses that the cheerleader cat girl is actually a dude.
• Just two and a half minutes through the video, Mario decides to relax with some ASMR. Naturally, it's ruined by Among Us.
• Mario tries a gunshot dance — with a real gun, courtesy of Bob.
• The "trick" to losing weight: eating spicy food. Toad is not looking forward to cleaning the toilet.
• Mario sending a video to SMG4. His response? Metal bat to the face. Mario’s response? Cargo ship to the face.
• By the end, Mario finally finds the funny and celebrates his accomplishment with a trophy… except it's all in his head. He's actually cringed so hard that he dies from a rage blackout.

Mario Downloads Internet Viruses

• Mario's skeptical about giving Bonzi his credit card number until the purple ape offers him spaghetti. Purple spaghetti, that turns him into Bonzi. The two turn to the viewer, both holding spaghetti and declaring, "YOU'RE NEXT".
• YouAreAnIdiot.Org makes Mario sad but then it clutters up the computer. Mario has enough so he goes in and copies himself. It looks like they’re about to start some high octane virus busting but then the Marios just tell off the virus and it actually works.
• Mario falls for ILOVEYOU, which then sends itself to his friends: SMG4 pukes his guts out, Meggy burns her eyes and computer (after briefly blushing), Boopkins stares blankly in shock before he simply says that he's taken (with a body pillow in hand, naturally), and Old Man Hobo actually reciprocates the "confession", coming to Mario in a wedding dress, to the latter's horror.
• Mario ponders getting multiple viruses at once. Cue him in a hospital bed while Peter Griffin and his barbershop quartet sing "You have aids", followed by a screen saying "WAIT WRONG KIND OF VIRUS" and a repeat of the earlier scene, only now Mario ponders downloading multiple viruses.
• When Mario decides to program a virus, he makes several call backs to "Mario learns to type", reusing a few scenes from that moment.
• Mario sends his virus to SMG4 in a bid to extort spaghetti from him. As the virus worsens, it turns out Mario didn't include a way to get rid of it, since he's just been getting new computers each time. Sure enough, SMG4 is sent into despair as the virus finishes its work. Mario just asks for spaghetti again, causing SMG4 to tackle him and start beating him senseless with the monitor.

Mario Reacts to AI Generated Images

• Pleased with the results of himself as a king, Mario decides that AI generated art is awesome. The very next image he comes across is so horrifying that he types in "MARIO WITH A FLAMETHROWER" just to get rid of it.
• "How to defeat Bowser" brings up a drawing of Luigi kissing the king of the Koopas. Mario succeeds in "defeating" (read: killing) Bowser by showing the picture to him.
• Mario committing Seppuku with his mustache.
• Toad comes in to tell Mario to take out the trash, only to fall in love with an AI mushroom with eyes, making Mario puke.
• Fishy Boopkins as a human.
• Mario looks up the worst game of all time, and stumbles upon an image that looks suspiciously like Super Mario 64.
• N's reappearance is both this and surprisingly heartwarming, using the AI generator to make pictures of puppies doing various things. And then he steals the computer (the monitor anyways), forcing Mario to regurgitate another computer to continue the video.
• Mario attempts to use the AI generator to solve L Is Real 2401, and when it leads him to an RV, he starts connecting the dots… and realizes something truly terrifying.
  Mario: LUIGI CAN TURN INTO AN RV?!
  Luigi, in his Heisenberg outfit: You're goddamn right. (turns into an RV)

Mario Does Japanese Gameshows

• Mario eating the desk at the beginning. Apparently, it is candy.
• Mario trying to eat SMG4's monitor, only to spit it out shortly after. SMG4 isn't pleased with Mario either.
  Mario: Nom! Bleh. That's absolutely disgusting.
• Mario learns that Wario's ass isn't candy the hard way. It's even funnier as Mario pukes after finding out.
• Mario crushes Yoshi eggs with his ass, breaking a record. By killing 10 Yoshis.
• "Try not to laugh challenge". Mario and Bob face off with silly faces. The one face Bob gets in is anything but, and he gets himself disqualified by LMAOing at Mario's reaction. ait' even funnier as after the "FAIL" text comes up, Bob has small eyes.
• Mario's reaction towards a not-scary version of Squid Game. He hasn't seen the Netflix version of it, which has a LOT of blood in it.
  • When SMG4 comes in, he sees a Blooper playing on a Game Boy Advance SP.
• Mario rolls a tire off Obama's Convenient Big Ass Ramp and accidentally crushes Saiko's dog. Saiko responds in kind by crushing his head over the phone. At least he hits a new record.
• The cockroach tube challenge. Mario cheats by using the Poultergust by blowing it into SMG4's mouth and crushing him. Just as Mario's declared the winner, a pair of giant cockroaches reverse the challenge as Mario as the victim, as one of them holds Meggy at gunpoint to keep her from interfering.
  • Heck, before the challenge even begins, Mario takes extreme disgust at this, making it clear that he does NOT want to try this, before it cuts to him and SMG4 doing the challenge.

Mario Plays Cursed Mario Games

• Mario asks Santa for a new Mario game. Ask and ye shall receive...Supra Mayro Gaymesz.
  Mario: What the f**k is this!?
  Santa: (running away) Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!
• What's the first game Mario plays? "Mario Takes A Shower", which features a naked Mario with the eyelashes and (presumably) body of a girl. Mario isn't pleased.
• Super Mario Riders has a graphical glitch where a flower follows Mario. A flower named Flowey. A flower named Flowey that he's quick to start stamping on.
• Mario Bros. In Super Sonic World incurs the wrath of Sonic the Hedgehog and Lawyer Kong. Not wanting a repeat of The Lawsuit Arc, he shoves Sonic's head up Lawyer Kong's ass and kicks them away.
• Mario dismisses a bootleg racing game as inaccurate when it shows him crashing into Luigi.
  Mario: Mario doesn't drive like this!
  (montage of Mario driving like a maniac)
  Mario: they forgot to make Mario hit a bunch of pedestrians...
• Mario and Luigi play Super Mario Bomber together. To get around the small size of the actual game window, Mario decides the best thing to do is hijack the monitor at an airport terminal. Then Mr. Monitor shows up with a police squad.
  (Mr. Monitor takes one look at the screen, then turns to glare at the bros)
  Mario: So.... you guys want to play?
  (Mr. Monitor lunges at the bros)
• The Running Gag of Mario throwing his monitors into the sun. First, it was a game so dimly lit he needed the sun to see it, then it was Unfair Mario for obvious reasons… And finally, Mario himself was victim to this after Santa beats his ass and shoves him into a monitor.
  Unfair Mario Monitor: Whats up?
  Mario Fooking Dies Monitor: SHUT THE F**K UP!
  • The entire segment leading up to Mario getting shoved in the monitor. After playing Mario Street Fight (which includes the hilarious imagery of Toad as K'), Mario hits his breaking point, challenges Santa to a fistfight, and promptly gets his ass handed to him (which includes Santa jamming a giant log up Mario's ass).

Mario Plays Roblox DOORS

• Mario decides to ask for a wholesome game from the most "wholesome" person he knows: Satan.
• After shooting himself in the mouth, Mario malfunctions, so SMG4 replaces him with the Mario from earlier in the video, right before he starts playing.
• Mario trying to get rid of Timothy. Emphasis on the "try" part.
• Mario playing a Megalovania of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" to break up the silence when faced with Rush.
• "CONGRATULATIONS! WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!"
• Mario getting to skip Room 50 by calling the Figure ugly. He comes to regret it come Room 100.
• After the game absolutely pisses him off, Mario decides to play some real Roblox; getting stepped on so hard he starts clipping into the floor.

Mario Reacts to Cursed Mobile Game Ads

• Two ads involve players making such extremely idiotic mistakes that even Mario calls them out on their stupidity — only to make the same mistakes himself.
• Talking a page from an ad showing a man inadvertently using the toilet a woman (who was busy shutting out a cat that was on her window) was using, followed by a Gilligan Cut of the two living together in the same home, Mario uses a toilet stall to find love. Who does he meet up with? Mr. Monitor.
  • Later, Mario, who is in a jail cell, asks Mr. Monitor for a pickaxe. Cut to Mario in the chair again.
  Mario: GODDAMMIT!
• One ad horrifies Mario at the sight of one woman knocking another into the stratosphere with her grossly-oversized buttocks. Cut to Bob, who sees the flying woman coming in for a high speed landing.
  Bob: Whoa! A shooting star! I wish for bitches.
  (woman crash lands next to him and lights on fire)
  Bob: (ecstatic) Hell yes!
• An ad involving a homewrecking Norseman has him trying (and failing) to escape the cuckolded husband — who takes him to bed when he catches him. Mario and nearly all of SMG4's original characters, as well as the Guards n' Retards cast, react in disgust (this includes the likes of Bob, Kaizo, SMG3, and Swag) before Mario disconnects from the server.

2023

Finally, a Smash Or Pass sequel! Pretty much a pass.

Mario Bakes a """"Cake""""

• The narrator. Just everything about the Narrator.
• Mario hearing he’s not making spaghetti. He gets so depressed he almost goes into an infinite meme spiral.
• Mario's recipe is "Mario+Spaghet=Cake". Just that is hilarious.
  • Before that, Mario looks up a How to Basic recipe.
• Mario and the Narrator can't agree on the ingredients!
  Mario: Hamburger.
  Narrator: (slaps the hamburger out of Mario's hands.)
  Narrator: Baking powder.
  Mario: Barbecue sauce.
  Narrator: Vanilla extract.
  Mario: BIRD. (Lifts his hat to reveal Red)
  Narrator: (slaps Red out of Mario's hat) Whole milk.
  Mario: Goddamn baguette.
  Narrator: Stop interrupting, fatass.
  Mario: WAH, WAH, WAH! I DON'T WANNA F***ING HEAR IT!
• Mario uses the usual ingredients for a cake: Dr. Eggman as eggs, Flowey as flour, and Miltank as milk. Said Miltank flirts with Mario, to the latter's horror.
• The mere act of stirring the cake frosting somehow results in Mario ruining it. In need of new frosting, Mario pulls out a plate of spaghetti and stirs it with his nose. It results in him crafting "Meggy's cooking".
• After Mario insists on making a spaghetti cake, the narrator has Mario chop up tomatoes for pasta sauce. Then Mario becomes the storm that is approaching and leaves a tomatoey red mess.
• The narrator shows Mario where all the knives are. Cut to the Narrator returning, and Mario is impaled with knives, swords, and a lot more than cooking stuff.
• When the narrator sends Tari out to taste Mario's "cake", it's generally a sad moment when she dies from that cake, but Mario had to ruin the moment.

  Mario: I think she liked it!

Mario Reacts to Mario Movie Memes

• The video starts with Chris Pratt pretending to be Mario, until the real (in the SMG4 universe, anyway) Mario smacks him away.
• Mario looks up what "bricked up" means when he sees a meme suggesting that would be what the poster did if he were Luigi being threatened by Bowser. When he does learn what it means, he's not amused, and when he learns that Bob posted it, he makes that very clear.
  Bob: What? I just said what everyone was thinking!
  Mario: IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN WITH A GODDAMN OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!
• SMG4 gets comedy ideas from a particularly over-the-top meme.
• Mario's method of fixing a broken meme.
• After a meme of Movie Mario getting beaten by Ugly Sonic, Mario proceeds to teleport to the real Sonic and show him his biggest mistakes.
• One meme gets the good ending when Bowser immediately leaves the penguin kingdom after it's leader asks him if he yields. Mario, stating that the meme got the ending wrong, gathers a bunch of penguins and plays the role of Bowser. It goes exactly how you'd think once he swallows a bucket of lava.
• After seeing a tweet from Nintendo of America showing the original release date in December 2022, Mario, unaware that it was delayed until April 2023, heads to the theater to see it. Karen, not wanting to argue with him, directs him to a Mario movie: the live-action one, which makes him think he's gonna die.
• After a meme where Movie!Mario ends up in front of a forest of wise trees, Mario decides to go and ask them if he'll ever get any ladies. Their answer is… rather eloquent.
  Wise Trees: LOOK AT YO NOSE, YO NOSE LOOK LIKE A GOOMBA OFF OF SUPER MARIO BROS! YAA-HOO!!! LETS-A GO!!! YOUR EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE TWO HAIRY WALRUSES HAVING A STARING CONTEST ON YOUR FOREHEAD, UGLY-ASS BOY! YOU ARE DIRTY AS SHIT, BOY, YOU UGLY AS FUCK BOY!
• After a meme which quickly escalates into the infamous "Life of Brian" episode of Family Guy, Mario quickly takes Brian to the hospital and tries to heal him. It ends badly for Brian.
• The ending has Mario and Chris Pratt fighting over who gets the title of Mario. Chris Pratt won.

Mario Delves Into Nintendo Anti-Piracy Screens...

• Mario loves a Nintendog named Zeus, only for a screen to pop up saying that the poor huskie died because he was in a bootleg cartridge. Cue Nintendo Direct announcement of "Super Mario Gets Depression".
• When Mario stumbles upon Among Us, he inevitably fast forwards until he sees the anti-piracy screen with a crewmate behind bars, which he give a 10 rating.
• Mario encounters a Donkey Kong anti-piracy video with fairly low picture quality. After joking that it was filmed on a potato, DK says "Now you Die" and punches Mario into the wall.
• Mario wonders if he's being to hard on the videos, considering that the fans had likely worked hard on them. At least until he runs into yet another screen where characters (Mario and Sonic in this case) have empty eye sockets, only here they have poorly-drawn blood running down their faces, prompting him to toss a "You tried" award in the trash.
• Just as he's enjoying an EarthBound anti-piracy screen, Mario overhears SMG4 panicking when his internet goes down. The video is then cut short when SMG4 shoves Mario away from the computer to work on the video he's been making since the end of "SMG4... Are You Okay?"

Mario Reacts to Nintendo Memes But If He Laughs He Dies

• The video opens with Mario rummaging through SMG4's RV when he comes across the video tape of the episode, which turns out to have been an unreleased Mario Does Things video. Just seeing the title of the video gives Mario war flashbacks...then he decides to watch it anyway.
  • It's an amusing handwave for the video taking place in Peach's castle despite its permanent destruction in "It's Gotta Be Perfect".
• Literally before the challenge even starts Mario gives a little laugh. Boom.
• Peach is on the warpath in this video.
  • In response to an edit of the opening scene of SM64 where Peach says she's baked "an absolute dog *** cake", Mario quips, "Women," getting him slapped by Peach.
  • A Women's History Month post telling people to respect women because Mario does the same is immediately followed by the bomb pulling up a video of Mario knocking out Peach in two hits in a boxing match from Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games. Once again, Peach is not amused, and smacks Mario's skeleton out.
  • Finally, after a Quagsire tries to make him laugh, Mario retaliates by playing "The Princess is Stinky!" on a boombox and framing the Quagsire for it. Peach slaps it so hard that it spits out its own skeleton.
• Mario sees a clip from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet of a shiny Dusk Form Lycanroc spinning around set to "Super Sonic Racing" and stifles his laughter. The bomb tells Mario to "Do it!" Mario agrees ("Okey-Dokey!") and flies off by T-Posing and goes through the roof as the bomb protests, "That's not what I meant!"
• Mario watches "The Funniest Nintendo Memes", but upon seeing how "funny" they are (You can never get hit by a Blue Shell if you're not in first place and a picture of a DS and the caption "Sits in storage for 6+ years, 80% Battery) walks off saying "Well! Off to hang myself!"
• Mario watches the Japanese commercial for Donkey Kong Land 2 and a Donkey Kong mask shoots out of the screen and hits him in the face. Mario, with the mask on, then says to the DK Rap "Not funny! Didn't laugh!" The bomb pulls the mask off of Mario's face and yells "COME ON! LAUGH!"… only for Mario to take the mask back saying "Go back! I want to be monke!" and then turns into a gorilla and dances to the DK Mountain/Dino Dino Jungle music. The bomb looks on in confusion and then facepalms.
• Mario recalls how easy it was to beat Sephiroth. This prompts the bomb to call the one-winged angel and take him down… By making him laugh. Cue Mario calling Luigi and the bros pulling out a pair of hammers.
• Mario tries to get out of laughing at a meme by just saying "LMAO" instead. The bomb questions if this should count, only for a fat "Discord Mod" to appear and (in Comic Book Guy's voice no less) Call-Back to "Mario Does Japanese Gameshows" where Bob lost a laughing challenge by saying "LMAO". This makes Mario angrily smash the Mod off the screen with a Counter-Attack.
• At the end, Mario seemingly loses his ability to laugh, causing him to ecstatically declare "perfect victory" over the bomb… only for a GameCube startup meme to play with a fart sound effect and the words "PEEPEE POOPOO". After spending the whole video successfully fighting the urge to laugh, this is what finally gets Mario to crack. Boom.

Video ends when Mario gets 1 IQ ft. Luigi

• Luigi makes Mario play educational Mario games because his brain has been fried by too many memes. This being Mario, he's not happy with the situation.
• Mario "winning" the typing game, first by getting all the errors without getting a single correct key then getting a single correct key.
  • After accidentally summoning the Mario head, Mario thinks he got out of learning. Luigi proves otherwise.
• When Mario kills himself to get out of playing, Luigi revives him by "killing" his kills.
• To Luigi's surprise, Mario manages to do very well with Mario's Game Gallery (which, as Luigi points out, isn't even a real educational game). At least until Mario bets his soul on a game.
  • And when the game tries to take his soul, Mario sucks it back in and smacks it down onto the Mario head… which counts as a Mario's soul.
  Mario Head: HELP ME! OH MY GOD!
• Mario colors a picture about cooking pasta properly...and makes it a creepypasta.
  • Mario colors a picture almost entirely in yellow and calls it "SUPER!! LUIGI!! PISS!!"
• When told that the point of Mario's Time Machine is to go back in time to learn about history, Mario's reaction is to whip out the TARDIS and travel back in time… to the beginning of the video, where he's watching memes. Like Boopkins before him, Mario learns just why this is the last thing a time traveller should do.
• By the time they get to Mario's Early Years, Luigi has lost all hope that Mario can learn anything. Thankfully, Mario's interest in food in the game helps him learn, and the final part when he has to count the triangles is the tensest moment in the video.
• The fact that getting just 1 IQ makes Mario dangerously smart… And Luigi has to fry his brain by tricking him into saying "Among Us" using the Pokédex.

Mario Does Internet Tutorials

• When Mario tries to ask Birdo to be his girlfriend, she rejects him, saying she's already got a boyfriend. Later, it turns out that said boyfriend is Bob.
  Bob: I love you Side Chick #306.
• After a bizarre series of events, Mario finally loops back to his original goal when he comes across a plate of spaghetti with googly eyes (of course). He "succeeds" and the video ends with them watching the sunset — right before Mario inevitably eats the spaghetti.

Mario Does Pranks 2

• The video begins with SMG4 replacing Mario's pasta sauce with hot sauce. Mario retaliates by replacing SMG4's salt with rat poison.
• Meggy tries to open a glued bottle and snaps her teeth off. She then tries to get Jubjub, Bob's swords, and a frozen SMG3 to open it before running everything over with a giant bulldozer. None of it works, and she’s reduced to jumping up and down on the bulldozer, screaming Angrish.
• Mario attempts a stealing prank by stealing a coffee bean from Karen. In return, she summons Cory, her derpy-eyed son, who goes and noms Mario.
  • Later, he tries to steal the bean again with a counterfeit prank. Karen seems to take it… until she summons Cory again. One scream later, her son comes back and yacks up Mario's skeleton.
• Mario tries the bathroom fireworks prank. Only instead of poppers, he uses a grenade.
• The driverless prank. When Bob thinks nobody is driving, he hijacks the car only for Mario to pop out and tell him to start climbing inside some bitches. This depresses Bob enough to decide that driving off a cliff is the best course of action.
• When Mario sees a ghost prank with over-the-top sound effects, he concludes that the sounds are important before trying it out himself. On Melony. Cue Fierce Deity transformation.
• Luigi falls for Mario falsely claiming him to be dreaming — and concludes he can do whatever he wants. Mario clearly wasn't expecting the manservicey results set to PeanutButterGamer's infamous take on the Purple Coins theme that followed.
  Mario: I quit!

Mario Buys Weird Internet Stuff ft. Bob

• Mario mails SMG3 a fake trophy as the “Virgin Award 2023”. After an unamused Aside Glance from 3 as he uncovers the trick, the meme guardian gets even with Mario… by sending a pipe bomb as "thanks".
  • Before that, Mario sings Peter Griffin's cover of the Blue's Clues mail song.
• Mario thinks good ASMR is the sound of a metric ton of metal pipes dropping. Evidently, Bob does not.
• Mario and Bob order a Yoshi costume and get a weirdo wearing it. So they donate him to Whimpu.
• Mario and Bob send Toad car seat covers to Karen. The sounds of her kids bickering and Toads wailing make for such a relaxing car drive that for absolutely no reason she decides to bail out and relax on the beach… right by Mario and Bob’s ASMR demonstration from earlier.
• The boys order jewel toothcaps and a gold grill shaped like a gun. Bob with teeth turns out as unsettling as one can expect, while Mario just gets a gun in his mouth which goes off.
• Bob and Mario, after ordering the lower half of a Diddy Kong K’nex figure, send it to Diddy as a joke. At first, Diddy seems appropriately creeped out, but when Donkey Kong walks in on him a few seconds later, he's shocked to find Diddy sleeping with it.
  Diddy: Just give me like, five more minutes, man!
  (DK's face hardens as the memetic DK rap starts up)
  DK: He has no style, he has no grace
  Th-th-th-th-this Kong is a f/-'ing disgrace!
  (Diddy despondently looks on as the words "Not funny, didn't laugh" echo in his head)
• The ending. Upon seeing a toilet bowl light, Bob gets the idea to order a bunch of them and hold a rave in the castle bathroom, which is full of toilets (complete with Bob dunking Boopkins in one)… one of which SMG4 is using. He's none too pleased with the lack of privacy as he tries to drop a deuce.

Mario Attempts World Records

• Boopkins getting the world record for holding his breath underwater the longest. It's hard to tell if this is legit, though.
• Longest time spent walking down the stairs on one’s hands. This has Mario endlessly tumbling down the stairs… before revealing it’s an imagine spot and he has yet to even do one step. SMG3 kicks him down for holding the line and ends up breaking the world record for biggest asshole.
• Mario wants to do the most amount of cheerleaders in a smart car. Until it turns out the cheerleaders are from Heavy school.
• Breaking the most pine boards with one's nuts. Mario decides to make Jubjub do it as a troll move, which results in Jubjub getting that world record.
• Mario Vs The Unmatched Power of the Sun. Guess what wins.
• Mario doing backflips… which turns out to be SMG3 using the gravity gun on him.
• Mario attempting to hold a folded pose. He fails this attempt because Melony thought he was a chair and all her chairs began sniffing him.
• Mario does win a world record at the end for most aquatic life murdered, not for drinking all the water in the world in a short amount of time.

Mario Cooks a Thanksgiving """"Turkey""""

• The return of the snarky narrator from when Mario baked a cake, who summons Mario when he's on the toilet.
• Mario doesn't know what a turkey is as he tries getting a chicken from Steve and later flies a house full of chickens to the sun.
  • Once Mario realizes what a turkey is, he knows where to get it: by time travelling to the first Thanksgiving and swiping it from Bob’s ancestor. The natives are not amused when he offers rats instead.
• How Mario offs the turkey for its meat. For once, the narrator gives him his praise. His very hesitant praise.
• Mario gathering the rest of the ingredients:
  • Butter: Literally ripped out of Spy’s arm at the store. That includes his hand.
  • Salt and Pepper: They are already in the kitchen. Cue Mario snorting it like cocaine.
  • Vegetables: A natural hard pass from Mario.
  • Herbs: Cutting the herbs off a Sceptile’s tail.
  • Garlic: Murdering Wario a la Minecraft in his sleep for the garlic.
• Mario being instructed to put his hand in the turkey, trying to get the narrator to do it and even practicing on himself first.
• Mario and the narrator fighting over the stuffing until the turkey explodes. Mario time travels back for another turkey, prompting the natives to cook Bob instead.
• When Mario forgets to preheat the oven, he needs to enlist the help of another chef. The problem is that he picks the absolute worst possible candidate: Meggy.
  Narrator: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  • Mario was counting on Meggy to screw up and thought to use the resulting kitchen fire to cook the turkey.
• Cue the resulting kitchen fire that somehow isn't hot enough. Neither is a volcano. Nor is the volcano alongside a microwave, with the turkey being turned into a headcrab in the process.
• SMG4 bringing the crew in just by zapping them in with a toolgun, Gmod-style.
• Predictably, Mario louses up the entire dinner and everyone elects to bail, but SMG4, feeling bad for Mario, heartwarmingly convinces everyone to give it a shot anyway. It sends the entire cast to an early grave, with the turkey eating what's left of SMG4.

Mario Reacts to Bootleg Mario Toys ft. Luigi

• Luigi Car.
• Mario and Luigi get excited about a Donkey Kong Mech and treat the real one as a toy. It ends as well as you'd expect.
• Mario and Luigi "visits" Aziz over his bootleg toys and Luigi starts shooting things up… in his daydream. Mario already shot Aziz and the brothers push his bound body in a car over a cliff.
• Mario sending Tari a "duck" plushie.
• Obligatory Mario/Among Us plush.
• The end when the brothers see one too many dolls, resulting in the dolls swarming and infecting the place.

Mario opens Christmas Presents sent by YOU!

• A machine that makes spaghetti, but only if there's screaming involved. Mario shows his smarts by ripping his own skin off when Luigi arrives, making him scream instead.
• Eggdog, which Mario likes. Then Mario finds a hammer. Then Eggdog finds a gun. Differences settled.
• Mario gets Pauline as a girlfriend but opens up a singing Toad when trying to find a microphone. To his horror, Pauline likes Toad's voice and the two get hitched. Virginity secured.
• A "Subscribe to SMG4" button that SMG4 likes. When Mario tries to fish him out of the present, he gets 1000 SMG4s instead.
• Karen as a pet cat. When Luigi questions why she's there, Karen rips her hair off and puts it on Luigi and walks away, just as Mario finds a pet dragon. Even funnier is that the dragon takes a liking to the "cat".
• Deodorant, but Mario doesn't like to be called stinky (even if it turns out to literally be true).
• A dad… or Jubjub that Mario proclaims as his Dad. The duo find Mario's Dad(?) in a present and proceeds to toss him out of the house.

2024

Mario Reacts to SMG4’s Browser History

• Many of SMG4's search history tabs contain many-a Freeze-Frame Bonus that are worth a few giggles:
  "what does "asmr" mean?" / "how to make asmr videos" / "All Videos Spider-Man asmr" / "why am I now deaf?" / "how to cut off smg3s ears and replace them"
  "is squidward an instrument" / "why does squidward exist" / "how can squidward exist" / "how to kill squidward" / "calamari recipes" / "I Made a game that Reads your Search History" / "how to cook squidward"
  "What the heck does Tsundere mean?"
  "why does youtube keep demonetizing videos" / "how to use adblock on youtube" / "why is the fbi now at my front door" / "aaaaahhhhhhhhaksjdh;qwbcouwqbcoq wquo;fdgqw" / "Pronunciation Guide"
  "Digital Circus memes" / "DOES SMG3 SHOWER???" / "SMG3 livestream channel" / "pogieking3" / "How to apologize to someone after telling them they stink" / "How to say sorry to someone that you love and care about" / "hair products shampoo and conditioner"

  "I'm addicted to pasta. It is my only comfort food." / "SMG3 threw toilet paper in my castle, what do I do!?" / "How to Get Revenge on Anyone: 15 Steps (with Pictures)" / "How to Sneak Around at Night (with Pictures)" / "Adult Swim - Elastic Man"
  "Why is there a talking Pikachu next to me?!" / "Why won't it stop saying, "yes, hello!"?!" / "which meme is the spiciest?"

  ""87 uses for toilet paper" book" / "What's the name of that really big statue of a book?" / "Where exactly is Waldo?"
• Mario eventually starts doing things with SMG4's computer that put a damper on the latter's day:
  • Mario donates all of SMG4's money to SMG3's stream just as SMG4 tries to buy groceries. Cue SMG4's credit card exploding in his face, while Karen looks on in stunned disbelief.
  • Mario sends Frankie the Shrek dating simulator he found in SMG4's browser history earlier. SMG4 walks in on Frankie crying and complaining to Hal Monitor, who proceeds to pursue SMG4. And by "pursue", we mean "shoot at wildly".

Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions

• The introductory line is funny enough ("Hi, I'm Mario. Welcome to Jackass."), and then there's the full setup; Mario throwing a bunch of Nintendo consoles in a microwave and setting it to "Duke Nuke Them" to make a "Nintendo Switch 2". The result is an explosion^note with Mario even making a This Is Gonna Suck face straight out of Hotel Mario a split second before the explosion and a glitchy mess that Mario declares the "ultimate Nintendo gaming PC". What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
• Peach's castle is seen spinning as Mario moves in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Since Peach's castle in the SMG4-verse is currently in the bowels of some eldritch realm, this instead segues into the new SMG4 castle spinning out of SMG4's reach and smacking him in the face as he tries to open the door, before finally spinning into the sky when he does manage to grab the handle.
• A scene of Super Mario 64 DS's opening cutscene shuffling the heads of Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi leads to a Surprisingly Creepy Moment of Mario undergoing a Painful Transformation into some Luigi-esque Humanoid Abomination and attacking the camera. Somehow, the delivery manages to push this out of pure Nightmare Fuel and into Horror Comedy. Words alone can't do it justice, but we'll sure as heck try.
  Mario: No. No, no, no, no. No. This is not a corruption. How could it be?
  Super Mario Galaxy 2-style text box: You can no longer play as Mario.
  Mario: *looking up at the text box* What? *begins glitching out* Eek! *glitching gets worse* Aah! Stay in the box! *clutches his head* Nooo! Stay in the box! Noooo! Get out of my skin!! *collapses, then rises back up with Luigi's head*
  Super Mario Galaxy 2-style text box: You can now only play as Luigi.
  Luigi-Mario thing: *turns to face the camera*
  Super Mario Galaxy 2-style text box: Luigi has noticed your presence
  Luigi-Mario thing: *reaches toward the screen while making the Five Nights at Freddy's 2 animatronic attack scream, filling the screen with a red hue*
• Mario mistakes a Nintendog contorting in bizarre ways as dogs being able to transform. He then accosts Toad while the latter is walking his dog and zaps it with his corrupted console, stretching the poor animal's proportions into something akin to a giraffe while "Africa" plays and Toad looks on in shock.
• Mario doesn't take being jumpscared by Detective Pikachu very well.
  Pikachu: A joke, just a joke!
  Mario: (now just a skeleton after his skin jumped off his body) *flatly* Heh… good one.
  *Text appears on-screen reading "Pikachu was found dead the next day"*
• Mario doesn't respond any better to the next scene of Yoshi grunting in a normal-ish human voice and his tongue coming out of his rear end.
  Mario: You have sinned very bigly! *flies to a park where Yoshi is dating Birdo, with both turning to look at Mario as he intrudes* I absolve you of your sins. *zaps Yoshi with lightning from his hands, distorting him into a misshapen mess* You have been forgiven. *flies away as Birdo looks at Yoshi in dull shock*
  Yoshi: *in a strained, nigh-incomprehensible voice* Hi, it's me, Yoshi, I look handsome- *dies*
• Mario is bored by a stretched-out Star Coin graphic at the final battle of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Then the screen erupts into a supernova.
  r.i.p moyri
• General Pepper gives Star Fox a bunch of gibberish orders. Mario interprets this as walking up to a stranger, saying "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH", and immediately walking away, which the stranger interprets as a mating signal and drags Mario away.
• Mario shows Tari a duck somehow abruptly causing a passing boat to sink. Tari is horrified, and Clench proceeds to cast Mario into Doc Louis' Punch-Out!! to get slugged by Doc Louis hard enough to crash the game. Then Tari closes it and opens a .gif of a dancing duck.
• Mario corrects the position of a misaligned Mudkip, which somehow causes the whole room to shake and Mario's hand to grow.
• After seeing Brendan ride a bike upside-down, Mario decides to do the same thing and leads Mr. Monitor and the police on a wild chase… in his head. Back in reality, Mario just ends up hurting himself as soon as he starts riding down the stairs.
• Mario and Young Link have a running-in-place race, with Boopkins as the referee. Needless to say, it ends up taking literally all day.
  Boopkins: (somehow reduced to a skeleton) The suspense is unbearable!
• Mario falling in love with his own distorted face.
• Mario cooking his own melted eyes like scrambled eggs after witnessing Hogan's Alley with the colors distorted into an eye-searing mess.
  Mario: Smells like nightmare fuel! *chef's kiss*
• After seeing a GoldenEye (1997) mod/corruption where all of the sound effects are replaced with guitar riffs, Mario gets the idea to replace Swag, Chris, & company's guns with golden guns that function like guitars… while they're in the middle of a firefight. It ends poorly.
  • While Swag gets the golden guns for himself and his squad by using a dodgy-looking app that Mario sent him, the golden guns appear relatively normal after the transformation. It's Swag's idea to break cover and play the guns like mariachi instruments (instead of shooting at the guys who were shooting at him just moments earlier), and somehow he gets his entire squad (except for Chris) to go along with it!
    Chris: Wait, Swag, what the fu-
    Swag: *jumps out from behind the sandbags he, Chris, and their two friends were hiding behind, along with his squadmates (except for Chris)* Bring on the mariachi band! *Swag and the two squadmates start flailing around and treating their guns like instruments*
    Chris: *Face Palm*
    Enemy mooks: *stare at each other in disbelief for a second, then shoot Swag in the head, launching him back behind the sandbags*
• Mario feels challenged by wide-headed Sonic and proceeds to inflate his own head to ridiculous proportions until it pops like a balloon.
  Sonic: *stares at Mario's headless body for a second* He's dead, all right!
  *Sonic flashes a thumbs up as text exclaiming "Sonic wins!" appears on-screen*
  • Note that Sonic has a wide-eyed, derpy open-mouthed expression throughout his entire reaction to Mario's self-destruction.
• Mario gets triggered by Snake's head in a toilet as he flashes back to the Skibidi Toilet episode (despite his attempts to go to a Happy Place). He then proceeds to take the glitched PC outside and relentlessly punch it until it goes haywire and engulfs the entire world in corruption.
  SMG4: *staring at Mario with an unamused expression as both stand with extremely distorted bodies in a checkered field of error graphics* Good one… idiot.

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