Funny / SMG4 Crew: Nintendo Memes

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The longest running series of Mario Reacts/SMG4 crew has a lot of laughs to show for it, so be prepared to list many NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDO memes.

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#1

• One of the first memes is Link's smoochy time.
• The Law & Order Mario demands our Mario for his liver. This "politeness" compels Mario to rip his liver out of his insides, and he falls over dead as a result.
• The Goomba Jump Scare.
• Mario wants to know who got the footage of him cranking his finger (aka the Starlord in jail scene). On a meta level, Mario has done this to both Baldi and Meggy before the Mario movie cast was revealed, with Starlord's actor set to voice Mario; so Mario technically had the right to ask that.
• Mario watches a Snotty Boy glow up meme, (I smash my Bros) which gives him so much fear of smashing Luigi that he jumps out the window.
• Mario wanted to test if Inklings can fly after seeing a Splatoon glitch, so he threw Meggy off of Battlefield (despite her not being an Inkling anymore). Can also be considered revenge for Meggy throwing Mario out in the Deltarune video.
• Mario's reaction after seeing a video of himself saying "Ching Chong" to an Asian dude on Omegle.
  Mario: Ah, piss.
  *Dropkicked by Susan and cancelled.*
• After the "Chunky Kong is dead" meme, Mario goes to his oldest rival Donkey Kong to laugh at him. After seeing that DK is already at the end of his life expectancy, Mario laughs at him again.
• PISSING INTENSIFIES
• Mario becomes an Instant Expert at singing after slowly spinning in a washing machine for a few seconds.
  • Even better? He sings "Baka Mitai".
• Mario's reaction to Princess Luigi:
  Mario: Oh I'm gay now.
• Mario wants to call Bitch (as in, Peach). Once she answers, Mario tells her to shut up. On a meta-level, the voice on the end of the phone saying "Gotcha. Calling Bitch now" is the exact same voice as the default female voice from the text-to-speech program TTSReader. Those who had fun playing with one of the few TTS programs that takes entire paragraphs will be sure to recognize it.
• Sora shows up for the 'How Nintendo got rights from Disney' meme.
  • Waluigi singing Africa. "It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you"… Then Sora shows him who got the last Smash invite. That was a lot.
• The way that the memes blend together; Mario tricks Toad into getting homerun'd by Ganondorf, resulting in a rat jumping onto Mario's face.
• Mario tries on a bikini from Peach's room. Except it's not hers…
• Mario turning into a microwave.
• Mario does not appreciate SiIvaGunner's Bait-and-Switch of the Super Mario World Athletic Theme.
• Pewdiepie does some Mario-Luigi incest, which hospitalizes Mario. Mario decides to watch some normal TV instead. After the episode about Link's smoochy time with Mario, Mario dies.

#2

• The intro is great.
  Mario: HELLO HELLO-HELOHELOHELOHELO It's-a me, American Mario! *turns into a tank and makes airplane noises* [explosion]
• Mario gets excited to hear "Jump Up, Super Star", only to notice that Cleveland is right next to him and starts freaking out. That indeed starts the video off with a banger.
• In Mario and Luigi's fan dub of a clip with babies Mario and Luigi and their adult counterparts, Mario "as adult Mario" claims that they had found their dinner (the babies). Luigi responds with "MARIO WHAT THE F&*K".
  • Even funnier when you realize where Luigi's audio clip for that line comes from, meaning SMG4 watched the fanmade "Mario x Meggy" clip and basically acknowledged it by using the audio.
• Mario letting out a Big "NO!" after getting Hey Stinky'd… until he pulls out an Uno reverse card and manages to Hey Stinky the meme back while "Il vento d'oro" plays in the background.
• Toad's legs.
  Toad in the meme: I don't define movement, movement defines me. Every dance tells a story.
  Mario: *Mario calls a suicide prevention hotline.*
• Mario learns a valuable lesson: do not insult Walter White.
• Scott The Woz tells Mario he does Math like a bitch. Cut to Scott running for his life from Mario with a chainsaw.
  Scott the Woz is cancelled forever
• Mario shows the Grove Street Gang a video of "Splatoon 3" footage where Inklings are shooting up San Andreas and claims to thugs that his friend knows these people. Cut to Meggy, who is at college, and a seemingly random piece of floating text appears below her, informing her that she had started a gang war. Soon afterward, she is immediately attacked by Big Smoke.
• Directly afterwards, we have a repeat of Mario showing Tari a clip involving a Pokémon, this time being Charmander in Pokémon GO, getting run over with a lawnmower. Tari just collapses this time.
• Creepy Mario claims that he has our Mario's IP address, which he doesn't mind. So he claims he has his liver.
  Mario: Darn. (falls over)
• Mario thinks his PC broke after watching a never-starting Do The Mario, so he throws it in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Bob is inside said dumpster.
  Bob: Oh hell yeah, free PC! Yo could you pass the Wifi router too? (Mario throws it at him)
• Mario and Luigi get psyched to see a trailer for the new Mario movie. The looks are questionable.
• When Creepy Mario wants Mario's cock, Mario grabs his chicken and tells him he can't have it. Creepy Mario comes out anyway.
• Mario hears a SiIvagunner remix of a Mario Maker song, which plays a Rickroll. It takes Mario the entire day to get the joke.
  • Also, Seargent Mark and Admiral Greg in the back of the bus.
• Mario chooses the piss pipe.
• Peach may be scary, but Daisy is much scarier.
• Mario isn't impressed by the fighting he sees, claiming that he can just look outside the window. Cut to the outside, where Rejection Waluigi is beating up Sora over the last Smash invite. Sora has balls, telling Waluigi that he will still be an assist trophy, so Waluigi hits those very hard.
• Mario dies to Among Us memes inside Mario games, though the true imposter is his gravestone.
  • Both surprisingly and unsurprisingly, "A Fungus Among Us" gets referenced.

3

• The intro.
  Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy!
  Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!
  *Mario comes in and pushes them to the side*
  Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
  *Animated Kanye West walks in.*
  Kevin Hart as Kanye West: And I'm Kanye West-
  *Everyone freaks out.*
  • After the logo intro, we are shown Mario flushing Daisy down the toilet.
• The Running Gag where Mario crashes into the Comet Observatory.
• Mario's reaction to sexy Yoshi.
  Mario: One day you will have to answer for your actions. And God. May not be so. Merciful.
• The return of Toad with legs. Along with a newcomer: Tingle with longer legs.
  Mario: Guess I'll die. MA- (Teleports away)
• The long-awaited "Peach Farting" reaction.
  Mario: That's-a so funny, that's such a good-a joke. No it's not. That wasn’t funny. Please, please, never speak to me again.
• The N64 police make their glorious return.
• Mario vs. Omni-Man. Take one guess who wins.
• Mario’s reaction to Waluigi screaming to win a minigame. And Waluigi’s bewilderment.
  Mario: *appears out of nowhere* Hey champ! That’s really interesting but next time? Keep it to yourself. *vanishes*
  Waluigi: What?
• Flying Pokémon… that shouldn't be flying.
  Mario: What the… WHAT THE F— (a Snorlax crushes him)
• Mario's reaction to the controversial Dream song replacing Steve's Final Smash.
• Mario's reaction to Luigi's Final Smash being replaced with Vore. Then Luigi bursts into the room, declaring "IT'S YOUR TURN MARIO."
• Toad gets a movie role using an N-Word Pass... that expired three years ago, leading him to get beat up by a swarm of twomads.
  • What is this technology from the future?!
• Waluigi shows off his really good rapping, leading to Mario reminding him that he's "reached his limit on talking". Cut to Mario running for his life from rejection-powered Waluigi.
• Mario requests that Pyra send nudes after watching her do a flip. Cue very, very angry Peach.
• Mario happily dances to the "cock and ball torture" song.
• EAT ASSHOLE.
  • I eat way too much ass… it affects my nutrition…
• This is the only installment that doesn't end with Mario dying; instead, Mario kills Rosalina and Luma with a laser beam for posting about Among Us. The end card claims that Rosalina and Luma definitely survived and had soft tacos afterward.

4

• The Captain Lou Albano version of Mario sends our Mario to hell for not watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show.
  Mario: Ah piss!
• Mario drowns himself in an oven pot trying to find a secret water level, and when he arrives in Heaven, he thinks it's a secret sky level. Cue an exasperated Jesus literally kicking him back to the living world, with the implication being that this is how Mario comes back every time he dies in this series.
  • Toad sees Mario drowning himself and just sighs and says he'll get the body bag.
• There's a Sonic '06 clip (specifically the one where Elise kisses Sonic) in a Nintendo meme reaction video. Doesn't change the fact that Mario's extremely disturbed by it.
• Mario understands Daisy very well.
• Mario ends up finding a clip of Luigi doing one of his Smash Bros. victory animations (specifically the animation of him doing finger guns to the screen) only for Luigi to have actual guns to be Actually Pretty Funny, after he got his head shot off.
• After seeing a Shroomish turn its face upside down, Mario tries to do the same with Pikachu. Instead, he turns Pikachu's head around.
• After Mario watched a meme where he learns that every two out of three friends are gay, he ended up in a hospital where the Medic reveals that Mario caught "Ligma Balls Disease". Mario's friends are horrified at this. The Medic then states that the most effective treatment that they can try is him banging [their] mom. Everyone is completely unamused at this joke while the Medic and Mario share a high-five before Mario dies.
  • Even Bob finds this joke lame, here Tari looks more angered than horrified (probably due to already having her innocence destroyed by others several times prior), SMG4 has his face in his hand, and Melony, who is still unfamiliar to many adult concepts, can only stare in shock.
• This video is pack-loaded with Among Us memes, beginning when Mario nukes an entire forest of Amoonguss just because one of them had a crewmate's visor in the meme.
  • Also, Mario grabs the flipped-headed Pikachu from earlier.
• If this page had a Nightmare Fuel page, RTX Mario would be the image, but the fear of God he puts into regular Mario is hysterical.
• Mario tries to prank Meggy the same way he pranked Tari in earlier episodes, but gets a very different reaction when she kicks him in the crotch.
  Mario: Mario's penis just went to heaven.
• Mario is about to listen to the 35th anniversary version of the Super Mario Bros. theme… only to get blueballed by a copyright strike from Nintendo.
  Mario: (in Brett's voice) Oh come the f*ck on!
• Mario gains one million IQ after watching himself talking gibberish.
• Mario dancing to the Reese's Puffs rap, much to everyone's annoyance. Including Luigi, who tries to shut him up. Cue Mario throwing him out the window.
• After seeing a clip of Callie and Marie being cooked, Mario decides to have a meal consisting of the Squid Sisters' hair, Minecraft Squids, and Squidward's head. Meggy (who was with him) is horrified when he offers some of it to her (which, as a former Inkling, is tantamount to cannibalism).
• Mario discovers an Among Us meme-filled video of a Mario Kart 8 song that causes him to pass out.
  Mario: I don't think my body can take another Among Us meme...
• Mario finds a "repost if Among Us isn't funny" meme and reposts it so much he blows up the world.

5

• How does the video start? With Mario shooting a video of a human cosplaying Kirby messily eating a banana.
• Mario sees a meme stating all Wiis would explode by 2023 (a nod to the Wii and 3DS' online store shutting down), which causes a time skip where Mario turns on his Wii and runs in a panic... as nothing happens; instead, Will Smith appears from the console and explosively slaps Mario.
• Upon seeing a cutout of himself saying the word emulation, Mario panics as the head of Miyamoto appears just as a cease and desist note appears on screen.
• Mario summons Fred Flintstone by using footage from Pibby after seeing a SM64 version of his show's theme song. Needless to say, Fred doesn't look too good when he comes out the other side.
• Seeing a Gamecube Rickroll video pisses Mario off enough to have him enter the video and shoot Rick Astley! Until a tank group of his clones comes for retribution.
  Say goodbye!
  • This scene got Screwed by the Lawyers, but the silence as the Rick Astleys jump around may still be funny.
  • Also, the simple thumbs-up Mario gives pretty much implies he was just demonstrating the proper way to get rid of an Astley.
• EVERYTHING about the Mario Kart Mukbang video, especially when Mario decides to jump in.
• Upon seeing a clever trick involving throwing a weapon in Breath Of The Wild, Mario attempts to replicate it with Saiko's hammer against Toad and Bob, only for the owner herself to show up. Mario panics… only for it to turn out that the hammer hit a plane, which crashes down on the poor plumber.
  Mario: THIS IS BULLSH*T!
• Mario sees that Bowser had apparently been f***ing Peach, much to his horror. It then cuts to Bowser going to the fridge, only to find Mario sitting inside brandishing an oversized pair of scissors.
  Mario: Say goodbye to your peeniiis~!
  Bowser: (horrified expression, followed by him throwing the fridge out the window) NAAAAAAAAA-
• Mario watches a meme where Luigi turns into soup, while he's eating soup. A disgusted Mario throws his soup bowl at the door, much to Luigi's delight.
• Luigi puts a flashlight on his crotch, and ends up with terminal 7 penis cancer as a result.
• Mario learns that Waluigi has been using women's toilet water as bath water, and is seemingly disgusted...
  Waluigi: Yeees! Wahaha! Whoa-ho! (Mario slowly rises from behind with glowing red eyes) Wa?
  Mario: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! ...how much do you charge?
• Mario sees, what a shock, another Among Us meme. His reaction? Go absolutely ballistic! He has had enough of Among Us memes! He not only tears apart the video, he also jumps out of the computer screen and starts yelling at Frankie! He literally threatens to kill the poor kid if he ever searches Among Us memes again. And Frankie just can't help but tempt fate. Of course, this overlaps with Nightmare Fuel due to Mario threatening to murder a child for liking memes about a video game.
  Frankie: AMONGUS!
  Mario: (Has a perfectly cut scream and explosion)

6 ft. Tari

• Mario invites Tari to react to some memes in a similar manner to someone who is inviting a kid to their candy van.
• The first meme is a Mario Party commercial that turns creepypasta. Mario is unphased, but Tari's curled up on the floor.
  Tari: (cheerfully) I've been twaumatised!
• After a meme which implies that Bowser is actually Mario's long-lost pet turtle, Bowser shows up and tells Mario that he still loves him. Tari is absolutely touched by this, but Mario adds one more part to the story:
  Mario: He was so ugly that he died.
  Bowser: (gives a "wait, what?" expression before exploding)
  Mario: The end.
• Mario calling Morshu an outdated meme, much to Morshu’s despair.
• Tari calling out Mario for liking a horny Kirby clip.
• Mario be ballin!
• A Nintendo Direct is about to come up with Eggman's infamous announcement, only for Mario to knock Tari down and throw the computer to the Moon… which he flaunts to Eggman.
  Mario: How do you like that, Eggman!? I pissed on the Moon before you, you idiot!!!
• Tari’s cat obsession. First she flies all the way to Meggy's apartment, knocking out Meggy on the way and creepily asking her cat to start meowing. And when she asks for Mario about their adventures in the Sprixie kingdom, he mentions they had to wear cat suits. Just guess how excited Tari gets.
• Kirby giving a motivational gif that basically ends with “F*** Mario.” Mario’s offended until he takes one look outside and sees the pink puff next to a sign saying “I inhaled Peach”. Mario gets triggered.
• A clip of the Duck Hunt Dog cooking ducks plays. Tari and Mario re-enact the "Guys look, a birdie" meme.
• Uncomfortable with Mario laughing his ass off over clips of Marx showing his ass, Tari makes a call requesting an exorcist.
• A hulky Koopa lets Mario and Tari know that he lives in their walls before peacing out. To the beat of the overworld theme, of course.
• Mario popping Kirby and watching him deflate like a balloon. And Tari’s expression deflating with it.
• After watching a clip of a Scourbunny violently reacting to having a piece of cheese stuck to their forehead, Mario tries the trick on Tari using his own piece. Nothing happens and Tari simply responds by throwing cheese at Mario's forehead, which instantly invokes a reaction.
• A meme of Geno dancing kickstarts a whole dance party.
  Sakurai: And this is why Geno will never be in Smash.
• Mario tries to evolve himself to great lengths. Fearing that he's gathering too much power, Tari presses the "F*CK GO BACK" button and accidentally turns Mario into Lego Mario. Tari decides that her work is done and leaves.

7 ft. Luigi

• Mario invites his brother to react to memes in his Boo Mario form. Poor Luigi is more scared of having to react to memes than the ghostly visage.
  • After Luigi messes up the " Niiiintendo Meeemes" bit, Mario just sighs and walks away as the outro plays. Then the first meme starts.
• The first meme the bros watch is a meme of them talking to each other. After Luigi finds this relatable, Mario thinks otherwise, and the two start arguing. Timed to the boys arguing in the meme, no less!
• Mario eats a whole box of lemons. Needless to say, it's too much for him.
• Remember back in the 3rd meme reaction when Mario saw a horrific monster disguised as himself during one of the memes? Well, now Mario and Luigi see an Inkling version, and every time we see them during it, we see other members of the cast, including the former Inkling Meggy, join in to look at it in horror.
  Luigi: What am I watching?
  Mario: I don't know but I hate it.
• Mario getting revenge on Joker for shooting Luigi. Doubles as heartwarming.
• The bros end up watching the infamous "Kirby's Mouthful". Needless to say, they don't even get past the part where Kirby starts sucking the dude's arm^note No "Careless Whisper" in this video, sorry before reeling back in disgust and hastily heading off to the next meme.
• While watching a meme that pokes fun at how Kingdom Hearts has simple gameplay in comparison to its Kudzu Plot lore, Luigi expresses relief that at least SMG4's adventures aren't like that. Mario agrees, but then it cuts to Mario's brain and shows a meme comparing regular SMG4 videos (which has Mario humping spaghetti) as simpler than the story arc videos (the Revelations movie).
• Mario decides to translate Luigi into French, the result is "Louis". The result also replaces Luigi with Lois, who whips out an axe at Mario.
  Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence.
  Mario: I shit my pants.
  • The best part is that Lois wasn't hostile until Mario called her boring.
• Mario and Luigi see Robotnik’s thiccness.
  Mario: My erection is gone.
  • But Luigi’s isn’t.
    Luigi (chasing a screaming Robotnik down the road): Let Luigi clap those cheeks!
• "Mario isn't real." Luigi thinks this is a funny meme before he finds Mario missing, much to his horror. Then the red plumber shows up out of thin air to reassure everyone that they're not gonna do that, only to find that Luigi had been scared out of his mind. And his will to stand up.
  • What makes this funnier is that a soda can opening is heard after Luigi falls to the ground, implying that his head cracked open after hitting the ground.
• A meme of Luigi hitting Mario with a Red Shell plays. Luigi treats this as his Moral Event Horizon.
  Luigi: There was no other way! The world had to be fixed, a purpose given to me!
  Mario: What the f*ck are you talking about?
• Once again, Kirby is sweet to Mario's co-host and hostile to the red plumber himself.
• Mario puts up lost posters for his missing Pingas (depicted as a sausage with Mario's hat and moustache)... on Toad's face.
• One meme has the power go out in the Mushroom house, and a jingle starts to play. While Luigi thinks it's catchy, Mario's reaction lets us know that he knows the song all too well...
• Mario evades Tom Nook by jumping into a dump truck… that's piloted by Tom himself, and leads to dick flattening jail.
  • But what about the fact that Mario's already lost his pingas.
• Mario and Luigi try the Home Run challenge with Sandbag. Luigi's method of damaging it involves him vibing all over it, while Mario's method of launching it involves looking up sexy images of spaghetti to weaponize his fully erect nose. The strike manages to get the punching bag to 999%, but only manages to tip it over.
  Mission Failed Successfully
• After seeing an Elden Ring mod where Godrick the Grafted is Mario and the dragon head he uses in Phase 2 is Yoshi, Mario gets the idea to shove his fist up Yoshi's ass, despite Luigi's attempts to stop him. It then cuts to the emergency room, with Yoshi's eyes bulging out and Luigi in a doctor's outfit.
  Luigi: You're an idiot.
• The ending has the bros singing a song about spaghetti, Family Guy style!
  It seems today, that all you eat,
  Is sugar foods in markets and crap from the floor,
  But where are those good ol'fashioned dishes,
  To shove on through our front door!
  Lucky we got some spaghetti,
  Lucky there's a dish that,
  Won't make us be too fat,
  Serve it up with meatballs,
  Sakurai,
  Eat, some, spaghetti!

8

• The episode starts with Mario on a Zoom call asking some random Goomba if he wants to see some memes. The Goomba says no. Mario's response? Show up in the Goomba's room with a gun to politely discuss things.
• The Tari moment: Squeeing over Yarn Yoshi and Poochie… before Yoshi tosses Poochie into a microwave.
• Mario taunts a Mii who misses a bunch of bowling pins, but lets out a Big "WHAT?!" when the pins fall down anyway. You'd expect Mario to do something from here, but nope, next meme.
• When Peach mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mario takes that as a challenge and they both mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Meanwhile, Morshu is watching this from a computer and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm along with it.
• Mario decides to see if a frying pan works as a cover during a storm. Surprisingly, it's not lightning that crashes down on him, but a pig Pokémon^note intended to be Lechonk, but it didn’t have a 3D model available for machinima at the time of this video, so the black pig model from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker was used instead that he chased off a cliff from the previous segment.
• Mario needed to check on his Nintendog that he left in his basement. It has become a horrible thing that longs for the release of death. Mario thinks he's fine.
  • Said Nintendog becomes nightmare fuel as he opens the door, accusing him of his starving state... Mario says he didn't. The dog says "what" before the door closes as Mario does his victory dance.
  • The clincher is that the Nintendog is represented with the infamous character model of Jake the Dog from Fusionfall.
• Inspired by a meme where Mario and Luigi go see Minions: The Rise of Gru, the brothers decide to actually do so in style. After the movie, however…
  Mario: (tosses his suit in the garbage) What the hell was that?
• Mario has a surprise for Bowser. A trip to the eggroll removal hospital!
• Thankfully, the Inkling "Mating Dance" did not involve Meggy. Though Heavy Squidward wants Mario to stop because there's a limit to how much he can get erect.
• Donkey Kong really wants to get with cosplayers.
• Mario watches a meme featuring a cat re-enacting Super Mario Galaxy. Then said cat comes out of the meme and collects Mario's completely annoyed head like it's a star.
• Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Wario unleash their victory screech. Toad is not amused.
• Speaking of Toad, Long-Legged Toad returns, leading to Mario shooting his son in response.
• Mario getting click baited.
• One look at the Pokémon Scarlet/Violet trailer and Mario only has one thing to say: Miraidon's tail looks like a pingas.

9 ft. Bob

• Now Mario knows what it's like to be on the receiving end of being annoying.
• Mario isn't real. Mario avoids fading out of existence by forcing his hat and mustache on Bob. Too bad the next meme is about Nintendo not being real.
• Bob sells out Mario to Nintendo for some cash. When he finds he's short, he asks Luigi if he wants to switch his name to Mario.
• Bob likes seeing the fat guy in a Kirby shirt dance. Mario, not so much.
• "Finally, a relatable meme about hiding dead bodies."
  Mario: Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
• Bob and Mario toss Toad onto a booster pad and destroy the sun. They want to do it again.
• Mario getting roasted by Pocoyo.
• Mario challenges T-Dubs to a rap battle. By the way, T-Dubs… isn't the best at rapping, but Mario loses to him anyway.
• After watching a page from the Japanese Nintendo Wii manual where a kid somehow ends up choking on the console, Bob denies it'll ever happen. Gilligan Cut to Bob choking on a Wii.
• After watching a scene in "Racist Mario" where Mario shoves a banana so far up Donkey Kong's ass that it comes out through his mouth, Bob breaks into a Gratuitous Rap.
  He is in pain
  He can't make gas
  Th-th-th-th-this Kong
  Has a broken ass
• Bob's reaction upon seeing the Nintendo Switch Dog: Completely ERECT
• Bob serenades Cursed Peach (a Peach head with no pupils and only legs) with "Put My Balls In Your Jaws". And it works!
  Bob and Cursed Peach would then live happily ever after. And Mario would remain with no b***hes
  Mario: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  • There's also the fact that Mario ran away when Cursed Peach came out of the computer. He probably stopped running to see that Bob got hitched with the creature.

10

• Mario celebrates the 10th Nintendo Memes video by opening it with a recreation of the Drawn Together opening.
• Big Chungus DS. Big Chungus is such a Discredited Meme that almost the entire modern cast joins Mario in telling him that nobody cares.
  • What makes this more perplexing is that Tari out of all people is among the haters.
• Mario prevents a train from crashing into him using a Wii remote. Then Miyamoto comes in…
  Miyamoto: You're not supposed to be here. (Pauses the video, leaving Mario to get hit by the train anyway)
  • Then he notices the viewer…
    Miyamoto: (Holds a knife at the viewer) You're not supposed to be here.
• Mario insults Fox for losing his friends and family. Not that Fox takes that kindly, of course.
• After he sees a comment about a person not being able to have a switch, Mario decides to give them one. Then he sees their username: "Amo Gus".
  Mario: (Holds a knife at the viewer) You're not supposed to be here.
• Mario is very amused by a meme of Mario Backwards Long Jumping into the glass in the grandfather clock inside Peach's castle… until he realizes that's him and he's compelled against his will to do it IRL.
• Mario offers a dying Koopa his liver. Or at least, he pretends to before yelling "SIKE!" and throwing it away. He dies right afterwards.
  Mario: Worth it. Totally worth it.
• "When she invites you to smash but she doesn't have a switch" Mario immediately gets it, and when he catches Bob inviting Tari to "smash", he immediately tries to warn the latter, but it turns out Bob was using the literal definition of smash. Mario gets dumbfounded before finally realizing the joke (not that it matters to Tari).
• When Doom Slayer and a Demon Soul boss are fighting each other in the castle's court, who wins? Peach doesn't care as she squishes the boss into a ball and yeets him into the sun, then slaps Doom Slayer repeatedly until he becomes as thin as a stick. Mario is understandingly afraid of her, especially when she drags him into the castle for his pingas flattening... Only for Mario to sound like he's enjoying it.
  Then they had an Ad Friendly tea party and nothing else… (an image of Susan Wojcicki (The real one, not the in-universe character) and a bunch of demonetization symbols fades in with an Imposter sting)

11 ft. Meggy

• Meggy tries to claim that she isn't much of a memer. That doesn't deter Mario.
  Meggy: Nooooooo! My innocent eyes! Nooooooooooo!
• Meggy and Mario think they can take on Matt Kirby (a combination of Matt the Mii and Kirby). Hard cut to their burning corpses.
• Meggy finds out how much Mario hates Among Us memes.
• Meggy understands Mario because she reads the subtitles. Then she realises the implications of said subtitles and has an existential crisis.
• Mario and Meggy hire Captain Falcon to prank Toad using his signature Falcon Punch on him, which ends up hitting Peach instead. Needless to say, Mario's even happier about this.
  Mario: Ding dong, the witch is dead!
• Link ends up in the Facility from Goldeneye and Mario recognizes it as where Swag and Chris work, wondering if they'll say hello to Link. Well, they do… with guns.
• Girls in Egypt: Find romance. Boys in Egypt: Find bomb. Mario and Meggy in Egypt: Dress up for vacation and find quicksand. Complete with Meggy in her Sunset Paradise garb.
• After seeing Mario getting traumatized at the mere sight of Super Mario Sunshine's infamous Secret of the Village Underside, an enraged Meggy unleashes a Killer Wail upon Delfino Plaza.
• Mario's screaming bursts Meggy's eardrums (which is represented with a visual of Porky Pig bursting out of a drum inside her head). She is finally at peace.
• The Wooper invasion.
• After watching a meme about two Luigis, Meggy prepares to shoot Luigi, until Mario reminds her that it's just a meme... and then a second Luigi shows up for real. She shoots one and the duo walk away with… the wrong Luigi. There's also how she deals with the Spot the Impostor scenario:
  Meggy: Fake Luigi says what?
  Luigi: What?
  (BANG)

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• The third meme acknowledges Fishy Boopkins' new design.
• Turns out Miyamoto is into cat girls.
• Mario using the Overworld theme to bring a Koopa back to life. However, it brings the Koopa back as a Dry Bones as Mario goes "He's alive!" prompting the Koopas at the funeral to panic (screaming like little girls) and Mario goes "Uh, you're welcome!"
• Knuckles the Meme Inspector. Naturally, SMG3 offers a meme for evaluation, which goes pretty much as you'd expect.
• Daisy gets smacked around in Mario Kart (even by Luigi). Mario visits her in the hospital just to tell her to "git gud".
• Mario sees a video of him placing a skateboard under a Thwomp and the Thwomp skateboarding at Bob-Omb Battlefield. We then see a Thwomp at Whomp's Fortress when he hears a "Hey, Stinky!" and sees Mario who tells him "You smell of poopoo peepee!" The Thwomp lets out a Big "WHAT?!" and plummets towards Mario (complete with jet engine sound) and he lands on a skateboard Mario spawns. The Thwomp enjoys it ("WOOOOOOOO!") only to fall off Whomp's Fortress. Mario then states "Matter of fact...I'm 43% blind! I don't see much of nothin'!" and suddenly gains sunglasses, a hat and cane as he runs off.
• Dr. Doofenshmirtz interrupts a WOTFI rap, prompting Mario to show up at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. as Super Gangsta Mario. Unfortunately, one of the guns he's twirling fires off into his head. A blanket and sleep cap are then placed on Mario to make it look like he's sleeping.
• After Toad tells them that nobody wanted them where he is, Mario feels genuinely saddened by this, and decides to give them an invitation to cheer them up... Only for his Jerk with a Heart of Jerk tendencies to kick in and for him to reveal that they were invited to stay home because nobody likes them. Needless to say, Mario feels no remorse for this.
  Mario: You've. Been. Trolled, you've been trolled, yes you've probably been told.
• When engaging in a "Luigi Personality Quiz", Mario answers all the questions as you'd expect except for the third question "Are you aware of the stranger breathing on your neck?", causing Mario to panic and turn around to fortunately find no one there. Unfortunately, as it turns out there was someone, Luigi (whose appearance is Jeff the Killer with Luigi's hat) who tries to kill him, but Mario ends up disappearing, much to Luigi's confusion until he gets the same question his brother got, only confusing him further until Mario (his appearance is now that of MX) shows up behind him.
• Mario rides the Sonic the Hedgehog (bleep) Smasher.
  Daisy: Karma's a bitch.
• Mario sees a meme of him, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy performing an All-Out Attack on Bowser. He decides to re-enact it with SMG4, Meggy, and Luigi, with Peach standing in for Bowser. It ends in all four getting arrested.
  • Just before Mario gets carried off by the police, the other three can be seen in a jail cell. SMG4 and Luigi look upset, while Meggy's holding a sign saying, "Worth it".

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• The return of Toad.
• "You got a Inspirational message": kys. Mario doesn't know what it means, so SMG3, being SMG3, tells him it means "keep yourself safe".
• Mario sends Meggy a Splatoon meme without even watching it first. It turns out to be a video showing foam Inklings being ripped apart, to which Meggy, a former Inkling, reacts accordingly.
• A meme of Luigi knowing where Mario lives doesn't worry him, because he and Luigi share a house, which he immediately reveals the address.
  Luigi: MARIO, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!
• Mario complaining about a Massive Multiplayer Crossover meme featuring him, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Link, MrBeast, Luke Skywalker, Ghostface, Wednesday Addams, and Lumalee taking place in Ohio.
• Upon seeing "This Does Not Expand The Dong", Mario, declaring he can finally make SMG4 funny, posts it to the latter's Twitter account. All it does is drive away SMG4's entire fanbase.
• Mario getting coins from punching Luigi's groin.
• Upon seeing pregnant Mario in what appears to be the GameCube's binary code, Mario screams in abject horror, followed by SMG4, SMG3, and Luigi. Finally, Bob shows up and takes a look at the drawing, and declares it hot.
• In response to a post by the official Nintendo Twitter saying "Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat", Karen aims a rocket launcher at the Nintendo headquarters nearby. Mario tries to stop her, but a post she shows him featuring some familiar-looking imagery in a background from Super Mario World immediately prompts him to team up with her to destroy the building — which raises a rather unsettling question.
  Karen: Wait, if Nintendo doesn't exist anymore, do you exist then?
  Mario: Wow, that's really interes-(fades from existence)

14 ft. SMG4

• Mario throwing Beeg SMG4 aside causes a massive fire.
• Anything involving just how often elephant Mario comes up, much to SMG4’s chagrin.
  • SMG4 and Mario are excited to do the first video with the new room and name. Naturally, the first meme involes Mario undergoing a horrifying transformation into an elephant.
  Mario: I don't know what this is but… it's kinda hot.
  SMG4: WE'RE MOVING ON!
  • Alas, the next one involves an SM64 version of Elephant!Mario, something that the real one likes so much he make his own fursona. Despite SMG4 begging him not to, Mario transforms into a real-life elephant with his clothes on. Naturally, it's too much for SMG4.
    SMG4: (distorting with extreme Dissonant Serenity) I think I'm h A v I n G A S t R o K e.
• SMG4 pulling off Mario’s mustache. Let’s just say he’s more than a little freaked out at the result.
• SMG4 is offended when Mario claims that a meme is better than any of his own, prompting him to make his own Elephant Mario meme: "YOUR POST IS IRRELEPHANT!" Mario responds by putting up another meme: "Super Mario Bros. Wonder Why you get no bitches".
• Mario and SMG4's reaction to a naked Morshu meme:
  (dancing out of the room to the tune of "Hey Ya") HEEEEELLLLLLL NAWWWWWWW, HEEEEELLLLL NAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW…
• Upon seeing a meme of Mario shooting a flower in Super Mario Bros Wonder, SMG4 is initially appalled, until Mario shows him why: apparently the flower told him to "go succ a dik and a bananna". This is all the convincing the meme guardian needs to join Mario in minigunning the flowers in a horrified Luigi's garden.
• Mario and SMG4's reaction to a meme depicting Wario and Waluigi singing and dancing to the tune of "Boom Boom Boom Boom"? Do the same thing, only with lyrics telling the Wario Bros to kill themselves.
• Mario's solution to "improving" an obnoxiously loud meme: nail it to a bomb to blow it up. He later does the same to Bob for blaring "Pregnant Sonic".
• A Wii Sports meme where a baseball destroys a plane's engine reveals that the plane is actually plummeting towards the SMG4 castle in real time. Mario and SMG4 hightail out of there and hi-five each other when they are away from the castle… only for the plane to land right on top of them instead.
• Seeing the meme where it's pointed out that Smash Mario is just Mario with angry eyebrows prompts SMG4 to draw giant angry eyebrows on Mario. Mario retaliates by erasing SMG4's entire face before scribbling a simple smiley face on SMG4, claiming that's an improvement. SMG4's internal screaming suggests otherwise.
• The final "meme" is just… a fake Cartoon Network Mario show featuring Mario and Luigi having incest. Mario is so disturbed that he goes to the moon and orders SMG3 to "cleanse" the world. As the laser is charging, SMG4 begs Mario not to destroy the world because of some weird videos people make. Mario is beginning to have second thoughts, but SMG4 ends up ruining that when he attempts to seal the deal by making his own fursona and asking if Mario and SMG3 want to play with him or something. They declare that cringe and press the fire button together, destroying the world and hitting SMG4 on the way.

15 ft. SMG3

• After the news of Charles Martinet no longer voicing Mario, SMG3 says he will miss his amazing voice… then shifts to taunting Mario when the latter goes silent thanks to the revelation. Mario isn't very amused, so he takes revenge by acquiring a much more annoying voice sample to harass SMG3 with:
  SMG3: (traumatized) You think... God stays in heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?
• When SMG3 learns that there is actually millions of Marios, he's at first horrified but then gets the idea to recruit them his army to force the world to watch his stream. It doesn't end well.
• The ?-Block being used to distort everyone. At least it worked out for Eggdog, whom Mario tried to use it on… and who promptly turns the tables on the plumber by turning him into an ugly, distorted version of himself.
  SMG3: (delighted) I taught you so well.
  • Yoshi uses it to give the duo the "Wonder Yoshi" face for 7 months.
• Mario calls the FBI on SMG3 for how he loves bombs. While leaving jail, he spots his wanted poster (for killing Pikachu) and calls it out while an officer is nearby.
• SMG3's reaction to everyone becoming elephants is to have the still-muscular Eggdog toss Nintendo HQ into the sun where it morphs into a cream sandwich that gets devoured by three different monsters before getting devoured by a black hole. You couldn't fault Mario for being shocked.
  Mario: Holy shit, you fucking killed her, dude!

16 ft. Boopkins

• Mario gets Boopkins to watch memes by using a Luigi spawner to bring in Luigi to babysit JubJub. After Mario and Boopkins leave, Luigi drowns and JubJub immediately puts on Cocomelon.
  • After seeing a meme of Luigi getting his faced ripped off (done by Cas van de Pol, no less), Mario has to remind him that Luigi is okay because he's looking after Jubjub. Cut to Luigi who is not okay and Jubjub who decides to ride a shark.
• Boopkins giggling at a meme which is essentially a poop joke has Mario admonish him for liking childish stuff like that. Boopkins fervently denies even watching said childish stuff, only to react with excitement to Mario putting on Cocomelon. Being caught out results in Boopkins reverting to his old Waddling Head redesign in shame, before being covered up by the Shame Cube.
• Boopkins wondering about the taste of Mario milk and Luigi milk, only to settle with milk he got from Karen.
• After watching Jigglypuff kill Pikachu with Sing, Boopkins demonstrates that he could do the same. Cue everything including Meggy shattering, SMG3 noting that earrape is good at killing after experiencing it, and Mario just barely surviving it.
  • The end of the video has Mario accidentally give Boopkins the idea to sing a duet with Toad. In other words, two dreadful musicians combining their "talents" to sing My Heart Will Go On. The result is exactly as apocalyptic as you'd expect.
    Mario's skeleton: Get off the stage!

Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes

• Yes, this is the Lethal Company crossover episode, as Mario proves by whacking an alien with a shovel.
• The episode tries to introduce a volume meter that Mario maxes out after a warning, calling a horned alien that… asks if he can rip his clothes off with his teeth. Mario decides to kill him via blender.
  • The best part is the setup: Mario is cowering and begging for mercy up until the proposition, at which point he pauses for a moment to offer an unamused glare towards the camera before asking an unseen audience what they want to see: life or death. Then when they choose death, the creature only has enough time to break into a sobbing fit before a huge hand pulls it into the blender.
• Mario tries to do a Pokémon battle against the Hoard Bug for the urinary pain medicine, but it steals his Poké ball. Then when he chases it down and corners it, it has the audacity to offer him a trade:
  Hoard Bug's offer: I receive: All your stuff; You receive: Safe passage
  Mario's counter-offer: I receive: Piss relief; You receive: DEATH
• Mario checks his "fit" by ripping off his body, face, and eyes, scaring off the Bracken.
• Mario rating the shatter and jelly physics meme as degenerate crap, only to rate it a good meme when his model gets used.
• Mario mocks Miyamoto, who proceeds to promote a "Super Mario Dies and Gets His Neck Snapped by Miyamoto" game. SMG4 thinks this is a good meme.
  • When there was a meme pointing out starred letters of "Super Mario Galaxy" hiding a secret message, Mario says the previous meme actually has a secret message too: U R STINKY.
• Not only does Mario find sexy spaghetti ass to be a good meme, it also lets him walk away from the aliens as they explode from the glory of his ass.
• Like the game, getting the required amount of good memes increases the next quota. Unlike the game, Mario can and does choose to eject the whole ship.

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