Funny / Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The YouTube Arc

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"Dance monkey dance!"

When SMG4 turns satire at it's own platform, you know there's gonna be some funny moments.

General

• The fact that, since Desti was Killed Off for Real, Meggy's Evil Counterpart is a literal inanimate watermelon rather than a rival character.

Mario's Spicy Day

• After a depressing ending, SMG3 suddenly comes back to kick SMG4 from behind.^note Kicking SMG4 in the balls was one of his ideas for an evil plan at the end of "A Day in the Life of Everyone
  SMG3: (Floating away, both middle fingers raised) SIKE! (Chuckles) Time to go fap.

Mario Gets【Ｗｏｋｅ】

• So Mario discovers the YouTube remote while Luigi hooks an eel that bites him on the pingas. Guess what Mario does to poor Luigi...
  "You can actually pinpoint the second when his penis rips in half."
• Mario’s shenanigans with the remote:
  • Mario uses the remote to stop time and switch Dark Magician Girl with Bob. While Toadsworth was proposing to her. After hitting play, Bob calls Toadsworth gay, and then steals the wedding ring. And then Toadsworth gets hit by a car, which is replayed by Mario over and over.
  • He sends Bowser Jr. flying through fast-fowarding Bowser pushing him on the swing.
  Bowser: (Beat) Eh, I got 7 left.
  • He makes Peach angry and changing her language setting.
  • He turns Toad into a baby and sends him flying.
  Mario: Kick the baby! Making JubJub jealous.
  • Mario discovers a button that summons the most horrible thing to ever enter their world, the dreaded YouTube copyright claim! Which then proceeds to kidnap Axol.
  Mario: ... And nothing of value was lost!
  • He fast forwards a billboard until it explodes.
  • Making Meggy speak English then Japanese.
  • Turning Peach low quality when she tries to chastise him.
  • Summoning Sr. Pelo who proceeds to attack SMG4.
• This then backfires on Mario when the remote breaks.
  Remote: ZA WARUDO!!!
  *Time freezes across the Kingdom*
• Features of the time-freeze include:
  • Toadsworth still getting hit by the car, which is being driven by Ronald McDonald.
  • Peach still freaking the heck out in low-res.
  • Luigi goes to a Medic for the eel on his pingas.
• Mario proceeds to freak the hell out and run through the town, knocking over Vegeta and Lugia, pressing a stoplight button (not realizing it's frozen too) and rushing back home to turn on his TV. And then he realizes that the TV doesn't work.
  Mario: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
• Mario proceeds to go mad with power.
  • He uses Bowser, Jeeves, Shroomy, Bob, and SpongeBob SquarePants as bowling pins.
  • He makes the Wario Bros. and the guards of the place they're robbing kiss.
  • He plays video games (somehow) with Meggy, Saiko, and Tari (who lose cause they're frozen)
  • He knocks a guy’s head off with a soccer ball.
  • He waits for a train despite it being frozen.
  • Finally, he throws Fishy Boopkins, in the middle of a therapy session, out a window once he starts getting bored.
• The chase with Susan Wojijijuj of YouTube has its own gems:
  • Mario throws his retro self at a Bullet Bill.
  • Mr. Game and Watch pulls out a Keyblade...before using it to unlock a car and leave.
  • Susan Wojcicki slowly turning the corner wearing a PAC-MAN costume. And wielding a shotgun.
    Mario: Oh, fiddlesticks! Here comes Pac-Man!
    (Susan Wojcicki turns the corner slowly)
    Susan: Hello, motherf***er.
    Mario: AW SH*T! HERE COMES PAC-MAN!
• Mario meets the creator of the universe!...and it's Dr. Kawashima. Or Kawaiishima.
• Susan Wojcicki and Kawaiishima duking it out for Mario's fate...in Pong with Mario as the ball.
• Finally, Mario asks Kawaiishima to make him infinite spaghetti in exchange for being his best friend.
  Kawaiishima: Hmm...I'll think about it.
  Mario: YIPEE!

I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!

• Bob's reaction to Mario's audition to the play.
  Bob: If I stated my opinion right now SMG4 would be canceled lol.
• During the advertisement for the play, it displays a disclaimer saying the theatre is not responsible for any deaths listed during the play. pausing the video reveals all the deaths are from 1000 Ways to Die.
• The auditions in general.
  • Mario strips naked and spazzes out, followed by this exchange:
  Cromulus: SHUT UP!
  Mario stops
  Cromulus: What you have just said… is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
  Mario: So I got the part?
  Cromulus: YES! YES!
  Mario: So what role am I playing?
  Cromulus: Alright then, NEXT!
  Mario: Do I get a fancy actor's trailer?
  Cromulus: I SAID NEXT!
  Mario: Can I at least get your name?
  Cromulus: I am Cromulus! The god of art!
  Mario starts laughing at him and promptly gets set on fire via Cromulus' Eye Beams
  • Belle's sudden appearance is pretty hilarious just for how surprising it can be. To say nothing what they're actually saying.
  Cromulus: "So what can you do?"
  Belle: "I can play video games really fast."
  Cromulus: "No wonder you're looking for a job."
  Belle: Whips out a Sharpened Volcano Fragment "What the hell did you just say?"
  Cromulus: "I like your sass! You're in!"
  • JubJub simply dropping dead, which causes Cromulus to tear up.
  • Bowser making Jr. dance with a gun causes Cromulus to call child protective services. Gets even funnier when you know who Cromulus really is.
• The play itself turns out to be a total Captain Ersatz of the three SMG4 arcs, recreated with hilarious effect. Reactions of the main cast include as follows:
  • During the Rapper Rob portion of the play, Saiko and Bob look at each other, shocked at this low-quality recreation of their music battle.
  • Just the mere fact that Meggy and Desti's counterparts are just watermelons.
• Throughout the whole play, Mario doesn't once notice the obvious plagirism littering the play, which as as one reactor pointed out, is the saddest part of all of this.
• At the end of the play, everyone has something to comment. SMG4 points out that it's a complete ripoff, Tari wonders if it's supposed to be a historical recreation, Boopkins doesn't mind as he takes it as a compliment, Saiko complains that they chose a wimp to play her, Bob notes that Rob could never one up him at rapping, and Meggy?
  Meggy [screaming]: THEY MADE ME A WATERMELON?!?
• The battle that ensues between Team Glitch and Team Snitch.
  • Bob threatens to punch Rob in the nuts, but Rob retorts that he has no nuts, only corn...so Bob cuts his corn in half. Cue high pitched screaming.
  • Nerdy Whimpu attempts to make peace between himself and Saiko. For being her smarter counterpart, he...should've done his homework, to say the least.
  • Tari playing against the SMG4 universe's version of Belle Fontiere in Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Brothers. Belle turns out on top only because of spamming, much to Tari's ire.
  • Meggy just stares at the watermelon with her headgear and says it’s insulting.

Stupid Mario Arcade

• The entire episode happened because Wojcicki was bored. And most likely as revenge on Mario for abusing her YouTube remote.
• SMG4's take on the legendary opening cutscene of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
  Richter: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
  Dracula: *Flips off Richter* F*CK YOUUUUUUUUU!!
  • Immediately after: The two notice Mario and declare him a demon. Cue Richter trying to exorcise Mario... with gamer girl bath water.
• Pretty much the entirety of the Google Chrome Dinosaur segment.
• Greg's demise is Bathos at its finest. He finally gets some words out to Mario, "Greg loves you...I'm dead."

The Internet Graveyard

• How does Axol regain his memories? Mario does the Naruto run stance.
• This:
  Luigi : (In response to Axol curling up into a ball and sobbing) You poor thing...
  Mario : YOUR PEN'S BROKEN?! I can't see big anime titties anymore!
• Mario, Luigi and Axol have all been surrounded by a horde of Ugandan Knuckles, and Mario and Axol fight them off by force-feeding them Tide Pods, making them run away. Luigi sums up what the audience must be thinking at this point:
  Luigi: ...SMG4 episodes have been getting weirder and weirder, bro...
  • Mario's response to his brother's observation? Eat a tide pod. Cue Face Palm from Luigi.
• Axol, having spent five years in the Dead Meme Dimension (Which was only a few weeks in the normal world), he's gone...a little nuts. The anime he created with fruits of all things seems to prove it. And he's made 200 seasons for all his time in the dimension.
  Mario: Can I go home now?
  • "Gone insane by Axol" Even better? He kept this credit on his anime even after escaping the graveyard.
• SMG4 saves the crew by making Harambe relevant again.
  • Meggy and Bob help him make calls during this. Meggy does her job well, while Bob gives us this.
    "I got a phone on my head and I can't get it off!"

Mario vs YouTube

• Even though Mario's flashback to Greg's death is pretty emotional, there's a bit of Mood Whiplash on his gravestone:
  GREG - A MAN OF MANY WORDS
• Melony being an expert hacker, despite being a watermelon (therefore not having hands).
• The whole break-in into YouTube Headquarters has a number of funny moments, no thanks to SMG3's Quirky Miniboss Squad:
  • Rob's inability to go a single sentence without mentioning corn almost gets him in trouble as soon as they get inside:
    Rob: Hi im looking for corn.
    SMG3: No! The gaming room Rob!
    Rob: I'm corning for the gaming room
  • Shroomy (who's taking his fellow Boy Scouts on a tour of the building) stops by the demonitisation room, which is full of Teletubbies running around and wildly pounding on keyboards.
  • Belle's attempt to distract the YouTubers in the Gaming Room by putting on a pair of glasses and telling them she's a Gamer Chick doesn't actually do much until she actually shows them she's good at games.
    • "Come try my corn free for only $2.99"
  • When the Snitchy Squad encounters a Security Robot, Whimpu distracts it by showing it a leaked OnlyFans account... which is actually Gru wearing a tutu and wig. He later does it a second time with Miss Puff's Twitch nudes.
  • Rather than sneaking through the laser defense system, Mario opts to kick Jub-Jub through so he can deactivate it.
  • After getting punched through a wall by Susan Wojilla, Mario finds himself in the Forbidden Room, where YouTube is keeping PewDiePie chained up to make views for them. He then tries to sic Pewds on Susan, which doesn't go so well.
• SMG4's face after Mario finishes telling the story.

Deleted

• Demon Hunter Shroomy (now named Anti-Shroomy) not being present for the meeting because he went to hunt Bowser again, claiming he was "doing chores".
• After SMG3 escapes into Account Loss-SMG4's debut video-and with their Evil Counterparts on the loose in the others' ones, the latter orders the Glitchy team to go after their "antis". Only they don't understand him clearly..
  SMG4: GO AFTER YOUR ANTI AND STOP THEM FROM REPLACING YOUR PAST SELF!
  (beat as everyone glances at him confused )
  Bob: (angry) What did you just call me?!
  SMG4: Ugh... SMG3's version of you!!!
  All: (now getting it) Ooooooohhhhhhhh... (they, except Mario and SMG4, take off after their counterparts.)
• Saiko attempting to get Past Boopkins to make her past self real. Unfortunately, as Past Boopkins points out, she destroyed his only laptop. Leading to her getting erased, as she makes an angry Aside Glance.
• The scene in taking place in "Seaside Stupidity Part 1" where Present!Boopkins meets up with Past!Boopkins and creates a black hole, sucking them both in. The only reaction anyone has to that is X asking what the hell happened.
• While some of the deletions are sad, others not so much. Highlights include Luigi not even making it in time and dying within a few seconds and JubJub not even doing his one job, just feebly swimming off while Boopkins does himself in.
• The whole scene with SMG3 entering the 2011 video will make classic SMG4 fans burst with laughter.
• How does SMG3 convince Mario to kick out SMG4? Tell Mario that he's a personal gym teacher.
  Mario: PERSONAL GYM TEACHER?! not in my house!

A Totally Normal SMG4 Episode

• in the midst of an otherwise horrific scene, Meggy's head glitches out to be replaced with Melony's head/body.
• Why does Bob want out of the Internet Graveyard? Twitter is blocked and he can't see big anime titties.

War Of The Fat Italians 2020

• See here.