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While yes, this arc is Darker and Edgier, it's still SMG4, so, here's quite a few examples:

Mario's Prison Escape

The first full Crossover with the Guards N' Retards series marries extremely well both series' humors.
  • Mario trying to come up with an escape plan...and the only thing on his mind is a fat kid saying "spaghetti" in the style of Gay Luigi. His next plan: Mario using the "Luigi machine gun" in the style of the Waluigi Launcher.
  • Swagmaster calling Mario & Luigi "thicc juicy moustache boi" and "lesser thicc green boi". Luigi takes a bit of offense to that.
  • Swagmaster's first Groin Attack; from Mario. Followed by a middle finger and a "That's-a so nice!"
  • Swagmaster opens the jail cell and challenges Mario to a fight, threatening that he's gonna "slap him back to Italy". This is followed by Mario ramming into him and both of them fighting offscreen while Chris and Luigi watch in exasperation.
    Chris: god dammit, swagmaster. (turns to Luigi) you have to deal with a dumbass too, huh?
    Luigi: Yeah...
  • John Cena watching a doctor dab and calling it "sugoi" in an anime girl's voice while flailing his arms.
  • Swagmaster immediately shoots Mario when he tries to escape. Then shoots him again.
  • Mario overreacts to seeing Boopkins when trying to stay quiet.
  • Mario yells at Bob to let them in on the breakout. He’s yelling because Bob’s lifting weights and seemingly ignoring the others. Mario gets so mad he makes the barbell drop on Bob’s neck, choking him.
  • When the Guards notice the Bros., Bob, and Boopkins planning something, Swagmaster wonders if he can spit on them from the tower.
  • The guys need a distraction to get the chefs away from the food. Mario throws a chair at one of the two chefs and pins it on Luigi.
    • Then Mario puts a Poison Mushroom, Chef Boyardee ravioli, and a meme video of someone entering a door into the soup and mixes it. Everyone who eats the soup immediately starts vomiting. Swagmaster notices this and says it's because they all saw Chris's face.
  • After the Guards spot the prisoners going into the air vent, Chris lets Swagmaster do "the thing", to which he goes "BOIIIIIIIIIIIII" and takes out a giant axe.
    • When the prisoners are crawling in the vent, Mario tells Bob that he doesn't want to stare at his ass all day, to which Bob says his ass is beautiful.
  • "hi ho hi ho off to banish some scrubs i go"
  • Mario eats the vomit-inducing soup and uses his vomit as a rocket to get everyone out of the vent. He is later shown to be drunk after eating it.
  • Everything Swagmaster says during the car chase. From seeing Saiko and saying that there's anime on board so it immediately needs to be destroyed, to asking how he's supposed to fap after getting shot in the crotch, to calling Meggy a thot after she kicks him in the neck, to calling a rocket launcher a "fun stick".
    Swagmaster: Do you smell that Chris? (sniffs the rocket launcher) Smells like bitches gonna die tonight.
    Chris: You need serious help dude
    Swagmaster: no u
  • "heeeeree's swaggy"
  • Chris uses a giant magnet that goes "soi soi soi soi soi" to get the gun away from Saiko. After he saved Swagmaster, he tells Chris he loves him for that but "no homo".
  • Swagmaster singing "I'm about to whip somebody's *ss" while slapping the rocket launcher on his hand like Baldi with his ruler, complete with intermittent movement and the iconic sound effect.
  • Boopkins attempting to save the gang...by just telling the Guards to stop because they're being very mean. And Bob's immediate reaction.
  • After Swagmaster shoots missiles at them, Mario imagines them as the poisonous soup and throws Boopkins at the missiles. And it works. As the missiles head for the Guards. this exchange happens.
    Chris: welp were screwed
    Swagmaster: like ur mom last night lol
    Chris: jesus christ shut up
    Swagmaster: lmao
  • Bob saying that the Guards' voices are annoying.
  • Mario's first words after the Guards get blown away by the missiles.
    Mario: We're...we're free (turns and screams into Meggy's face) WE'RE FREE FROM THE SOUP!!!!
  • Luigi asks how they all got into jail in the first place; turns out Mario ran over Toadnote  and told the cops that Luigi, Bob, and Fishy Boopkins did it.
    Mario: It was him! Let's get him fellas!
    [cut to present]
    Mario: I guess we'll never know...

Mario and the Anime Challenge

Mario, Fishy Boopkins, and Bob compete to see who's the most anime.
  • Mario waking up to see Meggy shooting him and Tari. When Meggy says she needs to train for the upcoming Splatfest, we see Mario trying to reattach his head and failing.
  • Tari getting spooked by Bob and accidentally shooting him. Tari panics while Meggy and Mario congratulate her.
  • Bob announces that he and Boopkins are having a contest to see who is "the most anime." and want Meggy to ref. Given her phobia of anime, you can guess Meggy's reaction...
  • Tari really wants to be the judge. Bob and Boopkins ignore Tari at first, even suggesting that Toadsworth is into anime!
  • The first round is a Naruto running race.
  • Round two: anime love confessions! Boopkins acts like a Tsundere, much to Tari's obvious confusion. Bob's confession leaves Tari looking perturbed by the end of it. The music playing during the whole thing (Godot's theme) makes it even funnier. Mario's confession seems normal, but he reveals he kidnapped Hideo Kojima as a present!
  • During the "yell-off", Bob and Mario fly through the air and cause rocks and Old Man Hobo to levitate in the air. Mario screams so loudly his head explodes and he loses the challenge. Bob wins by growing Super Saiyan hair and states that no one can defeat him... but then Shaggy Rogers shows up, and Bob says he was just kidding.
    • Before that, while the three are screaming like morons while Tari watches, a Goomba walks by with her kids and glances at the idiots yelling. Tari sheepishly smiles and says "I don't know these people."
  • The trio try to speak Japanese to Saiko. Bob and Mario fail utterly.
    • This is followed by an unintelligible string of Japanese with both fingers raised; Saiko then smashes his face in with her massive hammer.
    • Boopkins then launches into an incredibly long string of perfect Japanese which leaves everyone either gawping or looking on in confusion. Turns out that (in the SMG4 universe) it roughly translates to "how was your day?"
  • The penultimate challenge is an anime debate in which Bob and Boopkins get into an intense debate over who's the ultimate weeb.
    • Boopkins calls out Bob's lack of anime knowledge, which trigger's Bob's trap card, prompting the latter to let out an Ojou laugh.
    • The two then get into a an even more heated debate regarding the individual summaries of every One Piece episode.
    • Throughout that last one, Mario is just sitting in the sidelines. Tari gives the win to Mario.
  • The final challenge is an anime battle - the end comes when Bob fires a very large Kamehame Hadouken and hits Mario. Then a Lakitu, a building, Solid Snake (using the cutscene from World of Light) and finally Peach's Castle.
  • Peach walks out of the castle and notices the utter destruction brought about by Bob. Angrily, she then turns to Tari, Mario (who is dead and on fire), Bob, and Boopkins. Bob just tells her that Goku did it. Leading into...

Mario's Illegal Operation

  • Steve riding on an elephant calling it "Pikachu" and telling it to use "thunder smash".
  • A reporter asks Franky who he's cosplaying as. Franky's response?
  • Princess Peach banned anime, leading people like Fishy Boopkins to look to less savory individuals for their fix.
  • Throughout the blooper, all things anime are handled as if they were illegal drugs.
    Lemmy: You looking for some of that "desu desu", you know what I'm saying?
  • The new division dealing with anime is called the Anime Secret Service. Doesn’t take a genius to guess what the abbreviation is.
    • And yes. It becomes a running gag.
  • Bob and Lemmy are anime dealers. Bob runs from the A.S.S and Lemmy tells Mario he needs a new mule. Mario's response is he doesn't swing that way.
  • Apparently, they're so serious about banning all anime, the border patrol doesn't even give a *** about firearms and explosives anymore. They will, however, arrest any person who own anime on sight and annihilate their vehicle via Kill Sat.
    • Mario manages to get Boopkins past by dressing up as an anime girl and having Boopkins drive by while the guards are distracted.
  • Chris and Swagmaster disguise themselves as anime dealers until Mario sees through their disguise by recognizing their distinct voices.
  • When Swagmaster tells the ASS police to "do the thing", they drive into the building through the upper windows.
  • Everything Swagmaster says during the standoff, for that matter.
    SMG4: Come on guys, we don't want to hurt you!
    Swagmaster: Yes we do. We lost our jobs at a prison because of these assholes.
  • Mario decides to take SMG4 hostage with... a doll.
    Mario: Stand back, or I'll turn him into a weeb!
  • Fishy Boopkins manages to get out of the situation by throwing a dakimakura at Swagmaster. Not because it hampered his physical abilities in the slightest, but because the anime causes him to flip out.
  • The fact that there is an anime cartel is so ridiculous that it is laugh worthy. Made even better by the fact that Francis is the head of it.
  • Apparently, due to the new laws, Saiko was forced to leave the kingdom, and Francis wants SMG4 and the others to escort her to the airport. Bob, being himself, tosses in his own two cents.
    Boopkins: But we want you to stay!
    Bob: No we don't.
  • The video ends with Francis sending Mario on a dangerous mission, capping it off with a chilling Evil Laugh... until he runs out of breath and asks Mario for his inhaler.

Mario's Lemonade Stand

  • The advertisement involves a large dragon abducting SMG4 only to find out the dragon was controlled by Mario who was playing the game they're promoting. At the end of the video, SMG4 is dropped into his room.
    SMG4: Ah! No! Not my butt! AH!
  • When Tari asks why Mario is running a lemonade stand, he remembers the encounter he had with Francis from the last episode in a thought bubble... but Tari somehow immediately recognizes Francis in said thought bubble.
  • Donkey Kong wailing on the ground after trying some lemonade, pictured above.
  • Tari bribes the Villager to get the lemons down from the tree. The Villager grabs the tree and shakes it crazy so that all the lemons and Old Man Hobo fall from the tree.
    • Every one of Mario’s attempts at selling lemonade are hilarious. From getting slapped by Toadette to force feeding a poor Goomba.
  • When Jeeves tries to take down the lemonade stand, Mario taunts the former by telling him he sucks as a businessman. Right as he says this, part of the "Mario's Lemonaid" sign crumbles off, causing it to spell "Mario Aids".
  • The war between Jeeves’ milk company and Mario’s lemonade includes a price war. The signs Mario and Jeeves put up get more and more ridiculous until the crowd gets won over by Waluigi’s taco stand!
  • Throughout the video, Shroomy is trying to buy a drink, only to be left wildly confused in the end after a battle between milk boxes and weebs.
  • Meggy running Mario over.
    Meggy:I’ve been looking for you for the last two episodes!
  • And then Meggy gets fed up with the insanity and sprays lemonade in everyone’s eyes!
  • Meggy calls Jeeves and Francis out on how immature they’re acting and they go from killing each other to crying while consoling each other in the span of a few seconds.

The Japan Trip

  • In the opening advertisement, Kevin takes out a large Mario plush and has it play the game they're advertising, complete with added sound effects. Then Kevin wonders if live action SMG4 can magically transform into machinima SMG4, to which he states that he sure can.
  • Also in the opening advertisement, as machinima SMG4 is explaining what Raid: Shadow Legends has to offer, Fishy Boopkins grows to a humongous size once the bosses are mentioned and Mario wards him off by throwing Old Man Hobo at him. He continues to chase Mario through the remainder of the advertisement and eventually knocks SMG4 over.
  • Heck, the way the main characters react throughout the episode, to quote a YouTuber:
    Mark Saterapi: These four are essentially the archetypes of people that visit Japan:
    Saiko: Loves the culture, society, and architecture
    SMG4: Interested in what Japan has to offer
    Boopkins: Loves the anime side for its art, culture, and beauty
    Bob: Only wants to see Anime 18+ material
  • How does Axol get to the train station? Riding on a Snorlax!

Meggy's Bootcamp

The Mario Showdown

Mario Saves Anime

  • When Axol says that all Inklings hate anime, Tari and Boopkins are shocked and stare at Meggy. Meggy nervously suggests that it's in their DNA.
  • Axol needs Meggy's Inkling ink in order to power up the Ink Weaver. After she becomes a squid to make paint, while everyone else is impressed, Mario on the other hand...
  • The gang needs an army to infiltrate Peach's castle. They call over the Anime Cartel, who then notice Axol and immediately fanboy all over him.
  • SMG4 pulls up a truck to the surrounding anime patrol, under the pretense that he used to work for them, knowing full well that everyone knows he's a traitor. They have this exchange:
    SMG4: Hey there fellow A.S.S. agents!
    Guard: HEY... Aren't you that guy who was fired for smuggling anime to Japan?
    SMG4: SURE AM, B*TCH!
    (unleashes Francis' mafia onto the guards as all hell breaks loose)
  • Francis sends a sentry tumbling off of the roof by tackling it. Naturally, he goes down with it.
  • The implication that Tari was chosen to be their stealth operative solely because she played 10000 hours of Metal Gear Solid.
  • Swagmaster "singing" ''Baby Shark'' in his text-to-speech voice as he's patrolling the halls.
  • Bob taking forever to find the detonation device (which turned out to be in his back pocket the whole time). The blooper jumps between this scene and Mario, Boopkins and Axol fighting off Swagmaster.
  • Mario, Axol and Boopkins convince Peach to un-ban anime by singing a parody of "A Whole New World" about anime...very badly. Even better, right before he stops singing and Peach takes over, Boopkins seems to cut himself off while saying 'Weeaboo', and it sounds like Kevin either legit ran out of breath or he just couldn't hold back his laughter.

The Splatfest Incident

  • The Merch advertisement this time starts out with Kevin and Luke strangling their Mario plush. And without missing a beat they turn to the camera and do the advertisement like usual!
  • While trying to flee from Mario, who intends to uses him as target practice, Boopkins finds Bob hiding in a locker, snorting hentai.
    Bob: Yummy 2D tiddies!
    Boopkins: Bob?
    Bob: Go away! I'm having "Bob Time!"
    (Boopkins gets blasted by Mario)
  • Bob dressed as Meggy. A Garo with Inkling tentacle-hair and a beanie is just as ridiculously hilarious as Heavy Squid from Meggy's debut video.
  • So who is Team SplatSquad's first opponent? Desti and the Octoposse.
    Luigi: WHAT
    Mario: ooooooooo
    Tari: Already?!
    Bob: Don't worry guys! These Octopussies don't look that tough.
  • A serious scene in its own right, there are still funny bits when the gang and Desti find out Meggy has been kidnapped.
    • When Fishy Boopkins finds a anime DVD, Bob proclaims that Meggy is secretly a weeb and gets hit by a flying box thrown by Saiko.
    • When the evidence is pointing to Axol:
    Luigi: Oh no, what if he kidnapped Meggy because he wants more ink?!
    Bob: That's ridiculous! Would someone who likes waifus resort to kidnapping?
    (Everyone stares at Bob, highlights include Mario and SMG4's faces)
    Bob: ...Why does everyone keep staring at me like that?
  • During the civil war in the apartment, Mario incapacitates SMG4 by pushing a "MEME" button. The resulting "PINGAS" sends SMG4 into hysterics.
  • After The Splatfest Incident came out, Meggy's face in the channel banner is burned by Desti or the unknown kidnapper.

The Inkling Disappearances

  • One of the missing Inklings is the Heavy Squid.
  • When Mario tries to ask the frightened Inklings where Meggy is...
    Mario: (cheerfully) Scusa me. I'm looking for Meggy.
    (a giant cannon emerges from the building, pointed at Mario)
    Mario: (cheerfully) Okie dokey. ''(turns around and leaves)'
  • Naturally, everything Swagmaster does, from getting PTSD from anime to becoming a pirate.

Mario And The Experiment

  • When Francis reveals the Ink Zuccer 2000, its treated as a infomercial, with the Wii Shop music playing throughout the whole thing.
    • During his monologue, he uses Inkweaver as a backscratcher, while letting out a... sensual moan.
  • So, why did Francis kidnap Meggy and latter half of Inkopolis, frame Axol for the deed, and steal the Inkweaver? So that he could have an island of anime waifus, of course.
  • During the boat ride, Mario keeps asking when they'll be there and Bob, Boopkins, and Swagmaster act like pirates, much to Chris's dismay. SMG4 grabs Mario and tells him to choke on a pingas and die. Then Godzilla returns.
  • When teaming up with Saiko, Swagmaster states that he never thought he'd fight alongside anime one day, all while a horrifically bad recorder solo is playing. Chris, of course, doesn't give a crap.
    Chris: Shut up and fight with anime woman already.
  • Saiko and Swag get the first hit in... Too bad Saiko only gets -1Hp, and Swag doesn't even scratch it.
    Saiko: (Does -1Hp of damage) Oh poop.
    Godzilla: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
    Swagmaster: I am going to kill you Godzilla you big stupid lizard (Godzilla looks down, only just realizing Swag is there) I'm so sick of stupid lizard wizards showing up and ruining everything please die you big butt- (Godzilla roars as he moves his arm to swat Swag) oh balls.
  • Bob's constant commentary is gold.
    Bob: (after breaking SMG4's fall with a waifu pillow) 2D boobies save the day once again.
    Bob: (when Joe Boopkins rises out of the sea) I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
  • The entire fight of Joe Boopkins vs Godzilla;
    • Joe Boopkins bitchslapping Godzilla. Repeatedly:
      Godzilla: I'll rapture your ***ing anus wi-
      (Joe does aforementioned bitchslap)
      Godzilla: (pissed/drunkenly) Les' go right now! Bring it on!
    • After seemingly beating Joe, Godzilla prematurely celebrates:
      Godzilla: G-Get wreck b*tch! (Joe pops up behind him.) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!
    • Knocked down, Godzilla finds Mugman flying in his plane singing the road song from the ninth asdfmovie and throws him at Mr. Boopkins.
    • What ultimately ends up defeating Godzilla is Mario getting shot out of a cannon and startling Godzilla, letting Mr. Boopkins finish the job.
  • After the fight, Boopkins tells his dad that he finished all his homework and he gives him an ice cream as a reward.
  • Mario is still dizzy from that last attack, best shown when he feebly attempts to point out anime island, which he calls "animoo island", in a different direction. Luigi pushes him into the right direction.

World War Mario

  • Luigi's panicking and wants to get of the boat. Mario tries to help him by asking one of the ex-A.S.S agents to console him. The response:
    Ex-A.S.S Agents: You're fucked.
    Mario: See?
    Luigi: (Screams in abject horror)
  • Fishy Boopkins says the Arc Words of Fallout:
    Boopkins: War.. War never changes...
  • Mixed with awesome, Swagmaster becomes The Determinator after Chris is injured, dodging every false anime character's attacks and killing them.
  • The false Dawn getting killed in the style of a Pokémon victory:
    DAWN has severe third degree burns!
    Gained 40 EXP. POINTS! And brain damage.
    • In general, seeing the likes of Yoko Littner and Dawn get the SMG4 treatment is certainly something. To say nothing of the amount of waifus seen wielding guns while spouting Japanese in cheery, high-pitched voices.
  • After running through enemy fire, we get this gem.
    • During the chase, you can hear a soldier shout "Oof" and another shout "My leg!"
  • "Its alright! Mario's got 4 IQ."
  • Bob and Swagmaster interact in the anime bunker. It ends with them repeatedly saying "bruh" to each other in their text to speech voices.
  • Steve appears for some reason and admires a false anime character's beauty. Saiko shoots her, causing Steve to become sad while Boopkins' rendition of "Mad World" plays.
  • All of Axol's methods of angering the false Mewtwo:
    • Firstly, he says that Magikarp is a better Pokémon and he would rather train one than train Mewtwo. This makes it mad enough to throw Axol across the room.
    • Secondly, he shows Mewtwo its "Who's That Pokémon"? segment from the anime and responds with "it's a dumbass!" Mewtwo is furious.
  • During the battle against the false Sephiroth, SMG4 fights him by pulling out a computer and tweeting that he sucks. Sepiroth stabs his computer, causing him to freak out.
    • Later, Saiko orders Tari to "use that". "That" turns out to be... a rubber duck that does nothing to harm Francis or Sephiroth, but does serve as a humorous distraction.
  • Aforementioned distraction leads to a Curb-Stomp Battle that eventually leads to Mario and SMG4 using an out-of-left-field Bros. Attack and who's the one who deals the final blow to the Sephiroth? Boopkins. With a rock. It's unfortunate that it's almost immediately followed by a Mood Whiplash.

Final Hours

While it is quite possibly SMG4's saddest video to date, there are some funny moments:
  • The army of false Sephiroths chasing down Mario and friends.
  • The funniest scene is Bob and Swagmaster reciting their own version of the Team Rocket motto. Promptly followed by Chris telling them to knock it off and just start the Sephiroth-slaughtering already.
  • When the gang is surrounded by an army of Sephiroths, Mario decides to dress up like Cloud Strife in an attempt to scare them off.
  • The ink-weaver has just ran out of ink, allowing the gang to pummel Francis. It's Tari's turn to get in on the action, and she throws a rubber duck at Francis. It does nothing.
  • How does Tari distract the Super Saiyan Blue Goku replica? Why, with video games of course!
    Goku replica: Oh it's on, asshole!
  • Mixed with awesome, who can take on the fearsome Super Saiyan Blue Goku replica? Why, an Ultra Instinct Shaggy replica, of course!
  • Everyone's reaction to Human Meggy:
    • Mario: Has a stretched, wide face.
    • Fishy Boopkins: Has shrunken pupils and an open mouth.
    • Luigi: Worriedly looks over Mario's stretched face.
    • SMG4: Has a perplexed look on his face, with his mustache stretching over his mouth.
    • Saiko and Axol: Stunned Silence and shrunken pupils.
    • Tari: Has hands over mouth.
    • Bob: Has huge "eyes."
    • Chris and Swagmaster: ...Well, you can't really tell with their models.
    • Finally, Meggy herself.
  • The best part is that if you can hear it, Meggy passes out just as the scene cuts to black.
  • Leave it to Bob to make us laugh during Desti's funeral.
    Tari: What's wrong...Meggy?
    Meggy: I don't know what to do.
    Bob: I think you're meant to push the boat.
    (Saiko elbows him)
  • Twice, no less. Saiko is quickly learning how to deal with him.
    SMG4: We know you've been knocked down a lot lately, Meggy.
    Tari: But you always have to get back up again!
    Luigi: And if you can't right now, that's okay!
    Boopkins: Cause we'll be right here to pick you up!
    Bob: Yeah! I'm great at picking up chicks!
    Saiko: You know what he means...

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