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Guys, this is way worse than I thought. If there was ever a time to run for the hills, this is it!
: Y-You probably killed monsters all the time. You know what to do, right, JoJo? Joseph
: Sure, of course I do! Smokey
: Great! I knew you would. Joseph
: Yep, I have a secret weapon for situations such as this. Smokey
: A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon? Joseph
: Why, isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them into smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. That's
our ticket there. Smokey
: What do his
legs have to do with your
legs are in great shape. Smokey
: So what are you gonna do then? Joseph
: RUN AS FAST AS I CAN! MAKE WAY! Out of the way! Smokey
: This guy's insane!
: I've got a plan. Speedwagon
: Did I hear you right, JoJo? Joseph
: [Hands Lisa Lisa to Speedwagon] Hold her. [To the others] One last all-or-nothing gambit! Stroheim
: All-or-nothing gambit, you say? Joseph
: Yeah, it's my final move. Stroheim
: What does it involve? Smokey
: Uh, JoJo? When you say final move, you're not referring to that
final move, are you? Joseph
: Listen up! This is something you're going to have to do for yourself. Stroheim
: Just tell me what to do and I'll follow your lead, JoJo! Joseph
: [Chuckles to himself, and grabs the Stone of Aja] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Smokey
: AWW MAN! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT!
Puri-Puri Prisoner: No one has ever seen my Angel Mode and lived to tell about it.
Sonic: All the more reason to leave. Inuyama
: [While he and Jin are alone and naked in a hot bath] Do you know why fireflies glow like that? It's a form of communication. Signals sent by the males and females to attract one another. However, they say that every once in a while, a male will try to attract another male
: [Standing up to leave] Well, time to go.
Welp, I'm out. That's my limit of crazy for today!
You want to go in alone, Catwoman? You do you. I'm out
I'll be leaving now. You feel free to stay.
Just far away. Far from the Jedi, from this war, from Count Dooku. Just fly as far away as you can.
Well. This fight is certainly going in a direction. I think I will, too. Magog:
Selena! You can't just desert me! We're in this, coward! Selena:
Read the fine print, Magog. I didn't sign up for werewolves. Have fun.
"I don't care! When the S.C.T.F. hired me to design this trap for your elaborate hoax... There was nothing in the contract that said I had to take the fall, too— if the operation went sour!" Second Crook:
"Desertin' us—?! Why, you dirty—"
Films — Animated
You're on your own, sir. This can only end in tears.
Sid must be down there. Crash:
Well, he's dead. Eddie:
Real shame. Crash:
He will be missed.
The laws of Superman will not be the laws of Atlantis. Captain Atom:
And certainly the Pentagon wont approve of a rogue Superman. Plastic Man:
Question. How will you punish people when they break whatever rules Superman comes up with? I mean, I was a criminal. I needed second, third and fourth chances before turning my life around. So, whats the deal there? Wonder Woman:
Obviously, the punishment would fit the crime. Aquaman:
And you and Superman decide these punishments? I believe my time with the Justice League is over.
You mean we're all going...? General:
, Mansley. For our country. Mansley:
Screw our country! I wanna live!
Shifu: It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! (points to where Po used to be) Where did he go?
(scene cuts to Po running away screaming in terror
"All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!" Tulio
: All in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye. Miguel
: Look, change of plans. We have to grab what we can and go. Miguel
: What? Why? Tulio
: Because the High Priest
: I'm not leaving. This is a crime scene. Nick Wilde
: Well, it's gonna be an even bigger crime scene if Mr. Big finds me here, so we're leaving right now!
Films — Live-Action
You didn't even hang up the phone! Wilbur:
Let him hang up the phone! Chick:
Dracula! Dracula and the monster live here!
"Human get sick. Ape get smart. Then human kill ape. BUT NOT ME! I run!"
"Alright, lads. I'm not dying for these bastards! Let's go home."
My God. I've heard a rant like this before... You sound like the Morning Star... You sound like Lucifer
, man! You've fucking lost it! You are not talking about going home
, Bartleby, you are talking fucking war on God! Well fuck that! I've seen what happens to the proud when they try to take on the throne... I'm going back to Wisconsin.
Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house! I'm out!
Look man, I don't even like
this job, these people are weird
Honestly, I hate working here, they are so weird.
"I have to get off this planet!"
A man possessed of extraordinary combative skills arrived in our tranquil hamlet this past evening and proceeded to decimate a substantial portion of the working criminal population. Myself? I am buying a ticket out of town. This is a courtesy call to provide information and say, "Adios, motherfuckers!" (slams receiver
"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving." Sam
: Let's get outta here. Rick Blaine
: No Sam, I'm waiting for a lady. Sam
: Please boss, let's go. Ain't nothing but trouble for you here.
"I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here! We take our chances and... just hope that somebody will pick us up!" Screwball
: I vote we run like hell. Brown Tom
: I second the motion.
"I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards! Pardon my French." Burt
: She's out cold. What are going to do now? Vicky
: Send her a get-well card from Seattle. Let's get the hell out of here!
"I think we ought to get out of here. We ought to take my bike and blow this town. It's getting a little thick around here, don't you think?" "Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat
A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin!"
RUN AWAY! Knights:
"If you were sensitive at all, the air would crackle in your ears like wax paper. Things are in flux. The auras are bad. Me, I'm going to Florida." "I don't care what you all think, my daddy was a preacher, and I know better than to be in here fooling with this stuff. This is a house of the dead, and I"m getting out now before it's too late." "Hey, I'm not wasting any more time fighting these shit-heads. See you guys in Hell!"
By God the Enlightener of Intelligence, if the Sahibs in India could breed sons who lived so that their houses might be established, I would almost fling my sword at the Viceroy's feet, saying: "Let us here fight for a kingdom together, thine and mine, disregarding the babble across the water. Write a letter to England, saying that we love them, but would depart from their camps and make all clean under a new crown
." But the Sahibs die out at the third generation in our land, and it may be that I dream dreams. Yet not altogether.
"There is no need to give our reasons, though
Gawd knows we all 'ad reasons which were fair;
But other people might not judge 'em so—
And now it doesn't matter what they were."
I'm too old for this superhero stuff. You're on your own, kid!
"You must feed us, or we shall die!" they cried, holding and clutching and slipping, while the silent scared earwigs and little spiders twisted between their legs. "Think of the Hive, traitors! The Holy Hive!"
"You should have thought before!" cried the sound bees, "Stay and see the dawn of your New Day
Bugger that. Bugger him. Bugger you.
Of the thirty-six schemes, a tactical retreat would be the wisest course of action.
I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em."
This plan almost worked, as you saw. But when I saw Anne-Marie with the bang-stick
pointed at me, I thought to myself, 'Fuck this
, I have a wife and children in Iceland, I don't need to pry any more bang-stick rocks out of my body or even perhaps die just to make everything perfect for Magnus'.
Yes, Aunt Julia? quavered Ukridge.
Come here. I wish to speak to you.
Yes, Aunt Julia.
I sidled out into the road. Inside the cottage the yapping of the Pekingese had become quite hysterical. I found myself trotting, and thenthough it was a warm dayrunning quite rapidly. I could have stayed if I had wanted to, but somehow I did not want to. Something seemed to tell me that on this holy domestic scene I should be an intruder.
What it was that gave me that impression I do not knowprobably vision, or the big, broad, flexible outlook.
Cassie: <I'm never doing that again.>
Rachel: <Yeah, it was not a smart fight. But hey, we won.>
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run
no! Harry Dresden:
Bob. We're going to bind a Titan. Bob:
! I'm going to Utah! Stuff like this never
happens in Utah!
Fighting is not the only option! Whatever happened to running away? It's a Berkowitz family tradition. So many of our Heroes were cowards. Aeneas ran away from Troy and founded Rome! The Pilgrims fled England, and all they did was start a little country called America! Shaggy and Scooby always run away from the Bad Guys. But then, they solved the damned crime! The only reason you know about a dead hero is because a live coward was there to tell his story!!!
I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going!
Tarrant: Orac, in sixteen minutes this base will be destroyed and you with it. Is there anything logically more important than trying to stop that happening?
Yes. The most logical course of action is to transport me to safety with all due urgency!
New Watcher? Buffy and Giles:
New Watcher. Faith:
Screw that! (walks out
Now why didn't I just say that?
I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
Y'know, the more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
"I'm going home! I don't know about you."
You call me
afraid? Look at you, sitting here alone in the dark like a fossil. Cigarette-Smoking Man:
) It's the final refuge! The last place to hide from those who are insidiously taking power now.
I can't help people... that can't help themselves
and cannot, ever, take one ounce of criticism
. And if you're not willing to change, I'm not gonna butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say, but this is not normal
. And it's not normal for a restaurant to go through that many staff
, it's not normal for a kitchen that small to have 65 items on the menu, and it's not normal for the level of animosity you've built inside this restaurant and outside. You have the right to run the business the way you want to run the business; I have the right to do the right thing, and the right thing for me is to get out of here.
Y'all Harlem niggas off the hook. I'm going back to Hell's Kitchen where it's safe
Uhura: Captain, the Enterprise is up there. They're asking if we want to beam up.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Quark: You don't understand. It's over!
Odo: What are you talking about?
Everything: Bajor, the Provisional Government, being here; all of it! We gotta leave! Well I do anyway; you can just turn into a couch
"That's it! This is too much for me! I'm outta here! It's the deep freeze for me until this blows over!" Control:
Don't call me. I'm going to Bermuda. McCall:
You bloody hate Bermuda! Control:
I bloody hate this.
Today's the day it gets better
This much I know
I'm gone, I'm getting out
And all you suckers can watch me go
And I don't know where I'm going yet
But it's somewhere quite a ways from here, I'll bet.
Well... Thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!
— Axl Rose
, after failing to apprehend the camera filming a concert performance
I'm saying now what I said before I'm leaving Front door
You enter a very dark room
And sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula - so how do you say "goodbye?"
A gang of Klingons landed, and nobody seemed to care
They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
Half our crew was busy inside, and invited them to play
But the Klingons only looked at us, and turned and ran away!
Fuck this shit, I'm out (Mmm-mmm)
Fuck this shit, I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'mma just grab my stuff and leave
'Scuse me, please
Fuck this shit, I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit, I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'mma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit, I'm out
Please tell my commander, Im not dying for his pride
His visions far too narrow and this deserts far too wide.
— Chasca, "So Long, Crassus"
"Famous Indian Proverb: when in doubt... RUN!!" "I denounce these proceedings, I quit this court!" Alexandra
: It won't make any difference. And there isn't anything to talk about. I am going away from you. Because I want to. Because I know Papa would want me to. Regina (puzzled, careful, polite)
: You know
your papa wanted you to go away from me? Alexandra
: Yes. Regina (softly)
: And if I say no? Alexandra (looks at her)
: Say it Mama, say it. And see what happens.
Future prossspectsss not good with Missstresss Grunty
. No chance of promotion... No daysss off... No pay... Klungo go find easssy desssk job, maybe make ssstupid gamesss...
Your odds are poor, and I don't take poor clients.
Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here! I like running better.
Ness! Now, I... well... It's going to seem like I'm running away... But perhaps I'll just sneak off to another era to think about my next plan.
"As they saysometimes the best offense...is running for your life!" "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...(Beat)...SPACE!
"On second thought. I think I'm going to move very far away and become a baker. Yes, now, doesn't that sound splendid? I agree! Yes, I'll be on my way now."
THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
Go on! Rip their limbs off! Kill Boss:
...This is your problem, you little puke.
I ain't being paid enough for this shit. [Walks away] Good fight. Vash:
I, uh... ah— oh.
What? Really? You're here too? Deadpool:
What, did you think you were the only one with a magical time-travel wrist-band thingy? That is adorable. That is so you. Plus, didn't you hear about the Fox-Disney merger? We're all gonna be one big happy family soon. Like brothers. Captain America:
Ugh, that's it. I'm done. Here's your stupid death stone, I'm going back to my girlfriend! Deadpool:
That's right! You really should. Go to her! Go to her, you sexy man! Go to her and never look back!
Well, look who's back! Good job, men! Looks like you're not so useless after all! Rifleman 1:
My men got wounded and need a medic. Commando:
Whatever. Bazookaman What?!
Wait, wait. Wait
a second. What do you mean with "my men?" Nobody selected you as leader! Nobody! Rifleman 1:
) Commando: Ha!
That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss. Rifleman 2:
What the...?! Screw this! I'm out!
) This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to McDonald's. (walks off screen
Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child. Yep, I think I'm done here.
Screw this, I'm getting out of here! Akane:
Good idea, I'll come with you.
Caddy: Alright, then. Let's begin.
As the frustrated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male Panda: "Fuck that!"
Look, I gotta get out of here, it's just not worth it. You guys don't have to pay me for this one, just call me back next week for Walking Dead
....no, I can't do it. [Smash Cut to him at the door] Jontron:
Alright, listen, I gotta leave, okay? Cameraman:
Jon, we just started, c'mon- Jontron:
Listen, listen, there's a lot to see in this life. I'm not wasting it here.
: So, let's be clear. There was suspicious activity on my card Saturday. Manager
: Right. Submitter
: Rather than reach out to inform me and confirm the charges actually were fraud, you made the decision yourselves, froze my accounts, and cancelled the card while leaving me completely in the dark. Manager
: Right. Submitter
: However, you put the holds on only after confirming payment on the suspicious charges; meaning had they actually not been me, you would have allowed a fraudster to obtain those goods on my dime
: R-Right. Submitter
: Then, when I wrote a check on Monday, it cleared with no trouble, despite the freeze on my account. Manager
: (unable to respond, presumably realizing he's just lost a customer) Submitter
: I'm going to need you to close my accounts. I no longer believe that my money is safe here
And that, ladies and gents, is the universal sound of "Time to go somewhere else." Thomas Muller:
For sale, Kingsley Coman! He's asked for double the wages, and
the number 10 shirt! And he never laughs at my hilarious jokes
, so it's time to shift him! Do I hear 30 million? [beat]
30 million? Jurgen Klopp:
Sold! Thomas Muller:
Yeah! Jurgen Klopp:
...but can we pay you in weekly installments until 2056? Thomas Muller:
Um... Kingsley Coman:
I saw what they did to Thiago! [runs out of the merchant booth] I SAW WHAT THEY DID TO THIAGO! Jurgen Klopp:
...damn. Uh, can I interest you in Bobby Firmino? Thomas Muller: Leave the jokes to me, Jurgen! Ahahahah!
I'm at the point where we call it quits, we euthanize the whole project- I'm done. Diamondbolt:
George, we are one
video in. [...] George:
I can't fuckin
' take it, I'm gonna commit a fuckin' crime-
I like the people of Earth as much as the next bloke, but get real! We're out of here!
What do we do now, PeeBee? PeeBee:
We do the only rational thing left, we get the heck outta here!
I wonder what's on TV?
, "Is there an Ed in the house?"
THAT'S IT! I've had enough!
What do we do?! Quagmire:
I know what I'm
doing; I'm getting outta here! Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy, gone!
You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting. Luke:
Like what? Obi Wan:
Like getting the hell outta here!
(runs out of the room, then comes back
) Nah, just kidding.
Can you imagine if I was like that?
Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the dish and get back to our own time. Fry:
But won't that change history? Professor Farnsworth:
Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mister I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!
Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
: This machine is dangerous. You'll bring about the end of the world with this. Destroy it before it destroys us all! Grunkle Ford
: I can't destroy this; it's my life's work! McGucket
: I fear we've unleashed a grave danger
on the world, one I'd just as soon forget
. I quit.
That's it. I'm outta this cartoon! I'm gonna haunt ghosts...
Look, fellas. You guys enjoy yourselves, I'll be waiting outside.
Aren't you gonna whomp 'em? Jackie:
Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!
Man! You sure kept a good hand. I've done my thing, baby, so I'm cuttin' outta here. (grabs a pair of scissors and literally starts cutting himself out of the cartoon)
When I say I'm cuttin' out, I mean I'm cuttin' out! (walks off and then pops back in the cutout)
So cool it now, ya hear?
Now, if you don't back off, you'll see what us ponies
do when confronted by a huge group of jerky
dragons. Teen Dragon:
Oh, yeah? What's that? Spike: RUN AWAY!
'"Run and hide, it looks like trouble /Hey Nah nee Nah nee-oh /Better find cover on the double now /Hey nah nee Nah nee-oh"''
Okay, I'm going home now.
What do you think, Bart? Bart:
I think you're on your own, toots!
Hello there, children! Stan:
Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt? Chef:
I'm out, can't do this anymore, need to go home!
Great party! Can't wait to tell my therapist about it when I'm older. Bye!
, this is the final straw
. I am going to move SO far away, that I will be able to BRAG about it! I would rather tear out my brainstem, carry it out into the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection
, and skip rope with it
, than go on living where I do now!