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    Anime & Manga 
"For getting my girl's new clothing dirty."
Guts after punching a mook in the face for messing with Schierke, Berserk

"Cell has crossed me for the last time! He has tricked me in battle, mocked my Saiyan ancestry, but this! This time he has gone too far! He will pay the ultimate price for WHAT HE HAS DONE TO MY SON!!"
Vegeta's thoughts before going absolutely berserk on his son's murderer, Dragon Ball Z

"You took my body. You took my life! Then you even killed Chi-Chi and Goten! You're gonna regret telling me that, Zamasu. 'Cause now I'm mad. I'm really, really mad. And now it's time... to PAAAAAYYYY!!!"
Goku upon finding out that Goku Black slaughtered his family, Dragon Ball Super

Barry: I'm gonna tell the whole world that Gohan's the real Great Saiyaman! I'll make it so those paparazzi hyenas hound your family every moment for the rest of your lives!
Gohan: [gets in Barry's face] Barry, I'll always love your movies, but you need to leave before you wake up my kid.
Barry: [grabs Gohan by the collar] You don't tell me what to do, stuntman! I tell you what to do!
[Gohan grabs Barry by the chest, rushes him across the room at Super Speed, and stops just before a wall, scaring him silly]
Gohan: Now for the last time, Barry, get out!

Reporter: Please, sir, any words for the man responsible for putting her [in the infirmary]?
Mr. Satan: You tell that freak I just declared open season on psychopaths! Spopovitch, for every second Videl's in recovery, I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD!

Turles: I'll enjoy beating you, just like I beat your son.
Goku: You'll be sorry you ever laid A HAND on my son!
Goku's enraged threat to Turles in Tree of Might FUNimation Dub, Dragon Ball Z

"Don't ever mock my son."

"If anything happens, all you need to do is send me a letter. I'll go over there and kill everybody."
Umibouzo corresponds with his daughter, Gintama

"Listen up, and I mean listen up flashy-like! No matter what happens, never, ever, do anything to Whitebeard's men! Whitebeard is - he is - a legendary "Monster" who was once the only man who could ever match the Pirate King Roger!!! He is without a doubt the most powerful pirate in the world! The man closest to the "One Piece!" And the one thing Whitebeard will not stand for at all is the death of his crew!"
Buggy the Clown, One Piece

"Listen up… You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me… You can even spit on me. I’ll just laugh that stuff off. But… Good reason or not… Nobody hurts a friend of mine."
Shanks, One Piece

Phantom Lord Mook: He's a monster.
Makarov: And you dared to lay your hands on this monster's children! Were you foolish enough to believe human laws would protect you from my rage?

Is there any man alive that needs a reason, to protect his very own children?

    Comic Books 
"You all know who I am. You know what I can do. But I'm holding a small child here. And if you make me do anything that could possibly endanger this baby - you will be very, very sorry. Forever."
Batman

"No more. Do you hear me? YOU DON'T GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANYMORE!"
Alfred Pennyworth delivering a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Superman, Injustice: Gods Among Us

"I'd do anything to protect the family. And I have. Judge me as you will."
The Old Man, Luba and Her Family

"You shouldn't have threatened my family. You shouldn't have beat up my boy."
Commissioner Liebowitz as he puts a round between the eyes of the guy who ordered all of that, Sin City

"Exactly where is my boy, and how many people do we have to kill to get to him?"
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    Fan Fiction 
"But heroes or not, NO ONE messes with Jack Fenton's kids!"
Jack Fenton, Facing the Future Series

"Never underestimate me or my descendants ever again, and stay away from them, or I swear... next time you will not get back up!"
Jonathan Joestar, Jonathan Joestar, The First Jojo

"Mewtwo, you took my son's life. NOW GIVE ME YOURS!"

“No more science. Not on my kid. I’m taking him home.”
Professor Kukui, A Professor and a Student

Vegeta: Your purpose in this meeting was to intimidate Bulma. There's no other explanation for your presence today.
Martin: You don't know what you're talking about-
Vegeta: Of course I know! I know because I had to do the exact same thing at every negotiation I was ordered to attend. I intimidated, I coerced and, when that didn't work, I killed. That's your job, isn't it?
Martin: I-I ... L-look, fella. I was just supposed to scare the woman a little. I wasn't going to hurt her-
Vegeta: Why would your colleague make the recommendation against bringing up the names of my son and daughter? What else were you prepared to do?!
[Martin attempts to shoot Vegeta, but is disarmed and his wrist is broken]
Vegeta: I take Bulma and my children's safety very seriously. No one threatens them and expects to live. I'm going to kill you.
Martin: Pluh-please don't-
Vegeta: You can't reason with me. You can't bribe, you can't beg. This is what I'm trained to do. Of all people, you should understand that best. You threatened my family and now you're going to pay the price. The only downside is that I can't use any ki or the others would sense it. Fortunately, I don't need any powers for this.

Your eyes narrow; your nostrils flare.
He wants to hurt your baby?
He's going to have to fight for it.

Now, just because [Peter] didn't need to be Spider-Man anymore doesn't mean he couldn't be Spider-Man. And this particular villain already knew who was behind the mask. So there was nothing overtly suspicious about Spider-Man showing up, breaking in, and demanding the little girl back, on threat of a lung full of webbing.
Don't mess with a dad.

    Films — Animation 
"Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain."
Gru to Vector, holding his adopted daughters hostage, from Despicable Me

"Keep your paws off my boy!"

"If you ever come near my son again..."

"Where is Melody!? What have you done with her!?"

"Never again will you or yours threaten my family! There will be no escape for you... ever!"

    Films — Live-Action 
"I would die for this kid, just so he wouldn't have to feel a moment of sadness."
Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy

John Fain: Who are you?
Big Jake: Jacob McCandles!
Little Jake: Are you my grandpa?

King Jaffe Joffer: Our son cannot consort with such a girl.
Cleo McDowell: Now wait a minute!
King Jaffe Joffer: I know you have been inconvenienced, and I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?
Cleo: No way.
King Jaffe Joffer: Very well then. Two million.
Cleo: You don't have enough money to buy my daughter off.
King Jaffe Joffer: (laughing) Nonsense.
Queen Aoleon: Jaffe, apologize to Mr. McDowell.
King Jaffe Joffer: I will do no such thing. The man is beneath me and so is his daughter.
Cleo: I don't care who you are. This is America, Jack. Say another word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass.

What kind of man would return year after year for ten years to rescue a missing boy from the most savage jungle in the world?
His father.

"Get away from my godson!"
Sirius Black before punching Lucius Malfoy in the face, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"They're innocent children... Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!"

Hoskins: The mother hen has finally arrived—
Owen: (punches him in the face) Get the hell out of here, and stay away from my animals.

"You hit the kid, I hit you."
Det. John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop

"Look, Deb, you are high off your ass if you think you're coming into that room. You take one step towards that door, I will tell security there's a crazy lady in a pink dress running around, snatching up babies, so don't even try to come into that room. That's my room now. That little area with the soda machine? That's your area. My room. Your area. Stay your area. Stay out of my room. Back. The. Fuck. Off."
Ben, Knocked Up

"I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."
Jack Byrnes, Meet the Parents

Alton: You don't have to worry about me.
Roy: I like worrying about you.

"Now you listen to me you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy's father were still alive, he'd kick your ass. So I'm gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise... you get a scar. If I see him with a limp... you get crutches! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?"
Homer Hickam Sr., October Sky

"Give me back my son!"
Tom Mullen, Ransom

Ferguson: It's my job to protect him.
Cadbury: Yes very well Mr. Ferguson, but grab him like that again and it is YOU who will need protecting.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Bryan Mills, Taken

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!
Bug: I don't get it...
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. (Beat) Ah, heh heh heh heh!

Mercenary: What, you gonna kill me with a tranq gun?
Quinn: You took my kid, so yeah.

"Touch my son again and I'll fucking kill you"
Thomas Wayne, Joker (2019)

"Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here."
Tom Baxter, Wild Things

"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!"
Black Dynamite, Black Dynamite

"You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about."
Adrian Toomes, Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Literature 
Marquis: So. Do we discuss business first or do we conduct meaningless small talk?
Teacher: A few minutes ago, I would have said ‘business’. But I’ve had enough business for a time. Is your family well?
Marquis: By the by, if you bring up my daughter again, Teacher, I’ll lobotomize you.
Teacher: Noted.
Marquis: Needle up one nostril, jab the front of the brain, scrape… I digress. There’s no way for you to mention her without it sounding like a threat, so I’d rather you avoid the topic.
Worm

Lady Damodara's chuckle this time had a bit of humor to it. "Look at it this way, Rajiv. When it's over, if we survive we can look at Skandagupta on a stake."
"You think so?" asked Rajiv
"Oh, yes," said the lady serenely.
Lady Sanga sniffed, "Mayby. By the time he gets here, Rajiv your father's temper will be up. They'll need toothpicks. I doubt if even Lord Damodara will be able to restrain him enough to keep some portion of Skandagupta's body suitably sized for a stake."

"No one hurts my children."
Dexter Morgan, after killing a paedophile who took pictures of his daughter

"No matter what happened, I would let no harm come to this child."
Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

Three things never anger, or you will not live for long
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong.

"Even so, Father called on his men to take arms and follow him to the strand. They were the half score who had work around here today. Others who would have rallied were elsewhere fishing, sealing, or readying their farms for the season. Tough warriors at need, they could not hold off the strangers; but while they died, the women, children, and lesser housefolk could flee into the woods."
Poul Anderson, Mother of Kings

"The idea of someone harming [my son] didn't just worry me, it offended me."
Simon Darcourt, A Snowball in Hell

Archer: I can't forget that saving those children... it's not really a happy ending. A lot of them lost their parents, and they'll all be traumatized for a long time to come. I knew the Malurians could be ruthless, but this...
T'Pol: The goal was to enrage the Tandarans. Jeopardizing children is an effective way of provoking an intense emotional reaction from most humanoids. [Beat] Including Vulcans.

Sending a bolt of healing energy toward his daughter, he then turned his rage on her captor. Everyone still standing in the meadow was knocked to the ground as a huge crimson fire-wolf, its eye blazing with a feral brilliance, burst into being overhead.
— A literal example from The Golden Sword

"Shouldn't have hurt the herd, you bastard. Oh your Bible this, and oh your Bible that, and all you have to do is read The Book Of Good Farming to know that you never... never... never hurt the herd."
Wolf, The Talisman

"You need to take a deep breath, try to relax," said Buddy solemnly. "You'll make yourself sick. Believe me, I know."
Jed remembered the description of the blacked, bloodied towels and registered the way Buddy Carson's teeth were streaked brown with nicotine, his gums a vivid purple. I'll bet you know all about sickness, he thought. I'm glad that you're leaving, but if I find out that it was you that made my boy sick, I'll hunt you down, you fuck. I'll hunt you down and I'll take a knife to you, and then you won't have to worry about bloody towels, or your teeth falling out of your head, or your ragged fucking nails cracking and disintegrating, because I'll tear you apart, I swear to god I will.
"We came to the mall because my grandson wanted some Ninja Turtles figures," Popsy whispered, and his breath was like flyblown meat. "The ones they show on TV. All the children want them. You should have left him alone. You should have left us alone."

"Underestimate the power of gravity, if you like; underestimate how many bullets you need to take out a chimera. But never, if you value your life, underestimate what a parent will do for the sake of preserving a child."
Alexander Healy, Half-Off Ragnarok

"His face hardened, and I knew then that I had him, that he'd follow me into Hell to get at whoever had hurt his wife and child. I had him all right - and I hated myself for it. Way to go, Harry. Jerk those heartstrings like a fucking puppeteer."
Harry Dresden on Michael Carpenter, Grave Peril

    Live-Action TV 
"My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand? ...Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame."
Angel, "Dad"

[Angel speaks to Wesley in the hospital]
Angel: Hey, Wes. I just... I want you to know I understand why you did it. I know about the prophecies and I know how hard it must have been for you to... do what you did. You thought I was gonna turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me, Angel. You know that, right?
[Wesley nods slightly in understanding]
Angel: Good. [angrily grabs a pillow and tries to smother Wesley] Son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for what you did! You took my son! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I'd forgive you?! NEVER! You're gonna DIE, you hear me?! You're gonna PAY!
[an orderly comes in and tries to drag Angel away, only to be flung off]
Angel: You took my son! YOU TOOK MY SON!!
[Fred and Gunn run in, along with other orderlies, and Gunn helps the orderlies pry Angel off]
Fred: Stop it!
Angel: You took my son!
Gunn: Angel, stop! [he and the orderlies drag Angel away]
Angel: Never! NEVER!
Gunn: Come on man, stop!
Angel: [as he's dragged off] I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! DEAD! DEAD!!
Angel, "Forgiving"

"Take your hands off my daughter."
Frank Reagan, Blue Bloods

"When someone breaks your child's heart, your own heart rises up - becomes fierce."
Seely Booth, Bones

Malvo: So I'm supposed to be afraid cause you brought yo daddy out here?
Julius: No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail, (holds up baseball bat) I'm goin' to jail.

Jayne: What are you takin' it so personal for? It's not like I ratted you out to the Feds!
Mal: Oh, but you did, Jayne. You turn on ANY OF MY CREW, you turn on me! But since that's a fact you can't seem to wrap your head around, you've got no place here.

Lord Karstark: When your son returns, I will demand this murderer's head!
Catelyn Stark: Wise men do not make demands of kings!
Lord Karstark: Fathers who love their sons do. I will have his head.

Leo: The babies are okay?
Toby: The babies are fine. And if someone was hurting them I'd drop napalm on Yellowstone to get them to stop, letting some prisoners out of jail wouldn't be nothing, and I've known my kids for about forty-five minutes.
The West Wing, "Twenty-Five"

"Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me."
President Jed Bartlet, The West Wing

Hal: So Dewey, how was school today?
Dewey: Mikey Duffey pushed me down.
Hal: Did you push him back?
Dewey: No, he's bigger than me.
Hal: Uh-huh. Reese?
Reese: On it.

"You threaten a man's family and you find out what he's made of."
Murphy, Narcos, "Deutschland"

The Doctor: They took [Rose's] face and just chucked her out and left her in the street? Well, as a result... that makes things simple, very very simple. You know why?
Bishop: No.
The Doctor: Because NOW, Detective Inspector Bishop, there is no power on this Earth that can STOP ME!

"Listen, Terrence, you can come by my house and be rude. I can handle that. You can come by my office and desecrate this place, and I can handle that. Hurt my kid, I can't handle that."
Mike Baxter, Last Man Standing

"Nobody hurts my children."
Dexter Morgan, Dexter

Burt: Hey! What did you just call him?
Finn: Oh, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
Burt: You use that word, you're talking about him.
Kurt: Relax, dad, I didn't take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. [to Finn] You use the N word?
Finn: Of course not.
Burt: How about "retard"? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn: Becky? No, she's my friend. She's got Down's Syndrome. I'd never call her that, that's cruel.
Burt: But you think it's okay to come in my house and say "faggy"?
Finn: But that's not what I meant.
Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club, and being raised by your mom, meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it's taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't, you can't stay here.
Kurt: Dad.
Burt: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around. [turns to Kurt] This is our home, Kurt. [turns back to Finn] He is my son. Out in the world you do what you want; not under my roof.
Glee, "Theatricality"

"You touch my kid, I swear to God I'll kill you."
Will, Criminal Minds, "Run"

"Moff Gideon. You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of, but you do not. Soon, he will be back with me. He means more to me than you will ever know."
Din Djarin, The Mandalorian, "The Believer"
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    Music 
She's my daughter
She's my daughter
You touch her, or hurt her, or make her sad
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad
Thomas Wilson, "The Daughter Song"

Three things never anger, or you will not live for long
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong!
Mercedes Lackey, "Threes"

Step between me and my daughter and you'll get bounced!
Then any ADAM that you had is getting ripped out!
Who's your daddy now? Who's your daddy now?!
I'll run a rivet through your neck unless you'd rather drown!

Come on in, boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her mama's world
She deserves respect
That's what she'll get
Ain't it, son?
Hey, y'all, run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Rodney Atkins, Cleaning this Gun (Come on In, Boy)

    Tabletop Games 
Taftani, as a general rule, have a deeply paternal streak, and they are almost always insanely protective of their charges. The slow revelation of Asha is extremely complex, and Taftani have nightmares about not enlightening their charges properly. Almost as frequent is the nightmare of some misfortune striking down the apprentice, thereby rendering the Taftani's sacrifice pointless. For these reasons, awliya keep extremely close tabs on their apprentices. Any and all threats to the apprentice are taken with extreme gravity, and if the vizier has to incinerate someone to protect his apprentice, then so shall it be.
Mage: The Ascension - Lost Paths

    Theatre 
"Here's the butcher, he has AIDS!
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS!
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS!
Here's my daughter, she has aaaaaaaaaaaaa... wonderful disposition!
She's all I have left in the world!
And if either of you lays a hand on her...
I WILL GIVE YOU MY AIDS!!!"
Mafala Hatimbi, "Hasa Diga Eebowai", The Book of Mormon

"He dies upon my scimitar's sharp point
That touches this my firstborn son and heir."
Aaron, Titus Andronicus

"Not Romeo, prince, he was Mercutio's friend.
His fault concludes but what the law should end,
The life of Tybalt."
Lord Montague, Romeo and Juliet

    Video Games 
"I will never... forgive you... FOR MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!"
Asura prepares to deliver a righteous beating to Chakravartin, Asura's Wrath

"NO! You don't touch that boy! You don't touch anybody! I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent, you old fuck?! WELL, COME ON! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME, BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN HERE!"
Lee Everett, The Walking Dead

"I don't know what to do when she cries. The best I can do is punch anyone who makes her cry...".
Asura, Asura's Wrath

"Daddy's Home"
— Wall graffiti in Persephone Correctional Facility, final stage of BioShock 2

GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!!
Booker Dewitt, Bioshock Infinite

"Hephaestus did what every father should do. Protect his child."
Kratos, God of War III

"DADDY'S HOME, YOU PRICKS!!!"
Michael De Santa, Grand Theft Auto V

"You want me to understand your sadness? You think I'm gonna sympathize with you? I swore to protect my daughter and my friends. If someone puts them in danger, they must stand aside or be cut down! Come on, let's go!"
Nier

"YOU! You dare touch my child?! I'll soak these fields with your blood!"
Male Avatar, Fire Emblem Fates

Bowser: What did you DO to my son?!
Paper Bowser: How could they have done this to my son?!

"I chose this! They're kids, you son of a bitch!"

Where is my son?
Where is Crota, your lord, your princely god, your godly prince?
Tell me no lies!
I feel his absence like a hole in my
Stomach.
Where once his tender tribute whetted burrowed mouths,
Now only hunger remains.
Hear me, O waning stars, O tattered rags of Sky —
I will stopper up this tearing gulf
With vengeance.
Oryx, the Taken King, Destiny

"I got kids on the way! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna raise them in a world run by these Nazi assholes!"

Johnny Cage: (deadly serious) Stop sniffin' around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up its ass.

Morgan: Father, tell me what I can get for you. Anything! It's the least I can do.
Henry: Really? How about a sick weapon I can use to maim people and protect you?
Fire Emblem Awakening, should Henry be Morgan's father

Men and women work harder knowing their children are safe and close at hand, and never forget that, with children present, parents will defend their home to the death.
Colonel Corazon Santiago, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri

    Web Animation 
Scratch: [picks Tails up and tosses him out of the way] Outta the way, brat!
Robotnik: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAILS?! I should dismantle you ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
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    Webcomics 
"GET AWAY FROM MY KID, FREAK! I owe The Swear Jar so much money because of you, and I'm gonna make this worth EVERY! DAMN! CENT!"
Crimson Claw, Supervillainous

"You are correct. I have sacrificed lives to the peace of the Empire. Many lives. But you still have no idea why, do you? Listen well, Lucrezia — sanctuary or no — I will burn this fortress and every soul in it before I allow you or anyone else to harm my son."
Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, Girl Genius

    Web Original 
Vegeta: MY BABY BOY! (flies at Cell in a blind rage)
Gohan: Vegeta—no!
Vegeta: VEGETA—YESSSSSSS!!!

Gohan: My daddy's not gonna let you get away with this!
Ginger: Big (bleep)ing whoop, we beat Piccolo, and that guy's strong as shit!
Gohan: Yeah? So did my dad!
Ginger: By himself?!
Gohan: Yeah!
Garlic Jr.: ...Oh god, your father's Goku. Oh my GOD, you morons stole Goku's kid?! How?! How did you steal Goku's kid?!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic: Oh my shit.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Dead Zone Abridged

"Huh. You know, when (Trunks)'s sleeping, for some reason... All I wanna do is kill anything that might touch him."
Vegeta, Dragon ShortZ

"One of the most interesting things about us is there's a pretty short list of things that actually kill us - sunlight, decapitation - we can live through quite a lot. So, what I need you to understand, and I'm telling you this both as a friend and as a colleague: if anything happens to my son, I will spend centuries tormenting you. I will cut off your toes, I will cut off your fingers, I will stake you and let you starve in pain and anguish for centuries. And the only reason I don't do that to you at this exact second is I believe you didn't know."
Victor, LA By Night "Instruments Of Darkness"

    Western Animation 
"Whatever badass shit that you heard I did, you really need some context because pretty much my whole life, pretty much right up until this very minute, my default setting has been 'half-ass'. But that was before I had a child. A child you threatened to harm. So imagine, as I literally beat you to death, that a giant invisible hand has turned my dial from 'half-ass' to 'quadruple-ass.'"
Sterling Archer, Archer

"Where's the guy who slept with my daughter?!"
Peter, Family Guy

Meg: I have no friends, and it's all because of this stupid purse!
Peter: (to the purse) What did you do to my daughter?! 'Cause I swear to God, if you touched her...
Family Guy, "Love Thy Trophy"

Connie: Hey, Meg!
Meg: Uhh... hi, Connie...
Connie: I can't fit all my books in my locker. Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass? [laughs]
Peter: Hey, Connie! Hi, Peter Griffin, Meg's father. Say, uh, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there? [smashes her face against the fire extinguisher until she is a bloody unconscious mess]

Tohru: I must be within range [to cast the spell]. If Jade does not remain safe, I will turn you inside out.
Valmont (meekly): I won't let her out of my sight, old chap.

"Now, you listen here. You see that boy? (motions to Bobby) That's my boy! And, if you EVER try to take him away, so help me God, I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon! Now, I want you to get out of my house! You're not welcome here! I mean now, before I give YOU a black eye! GIT!!"
Hank Hill, to child services worker Anthony Page, King of the Hill

"Keep away from my sons!"
Master Splinter about to kick Agent Bishop across the room, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

"Stop! Get away from my sons!"
Master Splinter to a rampaging Leatherhead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

"NO CREATURE THREATENS A THORNBERRY!"
Nigel Thornberry, The Wild Thornberrys

"Look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my family!"
Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls, "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls"

"No one is taking our son anywhere. Taking a child from his parents' is the epitome of interfering in human affairs."
David Xanatos, Gargoyles

"HOW. DARE. YOU!"
Ben's words to Kevin after the latter harmed his son before giving the latter a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown, Ben 10

"GIVE ME BACK MY BOYS!"
Donald, DuckTales (2017), "Daytrip of Doom!"

"Donald's anger issues stem from a fear that the world is out to get him, and that no one understands him. Quite literally. His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused, until you kids came along. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could. So, we channeled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. He loves you so much the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him."
Jones, DuckTales (2017), "What Ever Happened to Donald Duck?!"

"I know you think I'm a coward, Rex. But, believe me, I'll fight to my last breath to keep them [Cut's family] safe."
Cut, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "The Deserter"

"Hey! That's my girl! Nobody touches my little princess."
Javier Nuñez, Trollhunters, "Parental Guidance"

"Nobody messes with my son!"
Jonathan Long, American Dragon: Jake Long, "The Long Weekend"

"You come after my son. You come after my home. Now, you get to deal with me!"
Stoick, Dragons: Riders of Berk, "Shell Shocked, Part 1"

"Take good care of them (Buff Babies). Or else."
Buff Frog, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, "Starsitting"

[After Dick Hardly dehumanizes the PPG and talks about making a profit off them]
Prof. Utonium: Listen. I don't appreciate you referring to my girls in that manner.
Dick: Come on!
Prof. Utonium: Come on, nothing. You just keep clear of me and my kids, pal. Consider our little visit over. [slams the door in Dick's face]

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"SIE SIND MEIN KIND!"
Frederich Heinz, Nation States(all welcome/chill thread) series

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