GUAG Support Staff / Pantheon

The Support Staff has perhaps the least glamorous jobs among the Grand United Alliance of Good, as they are the ones behind the scenes who keep everything running smoothly. It is these who are in charge of preparing the food, of cleaning the bases and battlefields, of preparing and repairing equipment, and of keeping the combatants' skills sharp. It is here where the gods in charge of funding the war effort are categorized by the bureaucracy and legal department, which are also located here. It is here where gods who have little in the way of relevant and useful skills go to do their part with simple grunt work, something that has given it the nickname of the "miscellaneous department" among its members. However, while their tasks have little glory, and history will likely forget them, without them, the war would be lost barely before it had ever begun.

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Aoi Sakuraba

Aoi Sakuraba, Goddess of Devotion (Aoi-chan)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Cherry Blossoms
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Ariel

Ariel, Goddess of Merfolk

Quasideity
Symbol: A purple Seashell Bra
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: Cosmos offered her legs and a stint with the humans.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High-she offered Ariel a better deal than the sea-witch did.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium; With the Lord of the Sea as her father, she has some control over her (formal) watery domain.

Arthur Fonzarelli

Arthur Fonzarelli, God of Cool (The Fonz, Fonzie)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A black bomber jacket
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum, God of Gotta Buy Them All (Satoshi, Pokemon Master, Red, Twerp, Ashley)

Lesser God
Symbol: A Poké Ball
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: To protect the millions of innocent Pokémon that would be used as bio-weapons by the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. His army of Pokémon are a force to be reckoned with, and there are many of god-level power among his allied forces.

Belldandy

Belldandy, Goddess of Magical Girlfriends

Overdeity
Symbol: A blue gem shaped like a teardrop
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: Because the GUAE is threatening those she cares about.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of her contract with Cosmos demands utter loyalty, but even Belldandy herself likes Cosmos genuinely, not because of the contract.
Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Melkor knew she's just restraining herself. She'd be on the same level of Haruhi if she decided to get serious

Bender

Bender Bending Rodriguez, God of Ridiculously Human Robots

Lesser God
Symbol: A bottle of Olde Fortran. Empty. BURP.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for Joining: Good guys usually have better booze, and are much easier to steal valuables from.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He's out for himself, he just understands that Cosmos is less likely to think that he has outlived his usefulness.
Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. He has personal experience at godhood, as well as coaching from a more skilled god. Most of that is what not to do.

BRIAN BLESSED

BRIAN BLESSED, God of Merriment (That Man Who Shouts A Lot, Brian Blessed, Prince Vultan)

Greater God
Symbol: Multiple Exclamation Points
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Because it seemed a SMASHING GOOD TIME, HA HAAA!
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: High. He hopes to defeat him before he goes deaf.

Bridget

Bridget, God of Surprise Gender Reveals and Yo-Yos (Buri-chan, Nun Boy)

Demigoddess
Symbol: A blue nun hood
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for joining: To prove that he is a man. (*punch*)
Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos referred to him as a guy at first sight, which was the first plus point in Bridget's opinion. The fact Cosmos asked nicely if he wouldn't mind helping out the GUAG was enough to convince Bridget to side with her.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

Carmen Sandiego

Carmen Sandiego, Goddess of Impossible, Monumental, and Intangible (Carmen Isabela Sandiego)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: Her red trench coat and fedora
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining: Carmen may be a criminal, but she's in it for the fun, not to cause anybody harm. She sees no benefit to joining the GUAE, and sees life as being much more fun under the less strict rule of Good. She also thought it was a little unfair the GUAE had so many members capable of stealing materials valuable to the GUAG, so she offered her services to Cosmos to even the odds.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown; although Carmen claims to have no loyalty to anyone besides herself, she is also known to be fairly amicable even with her opponents, not to mention she volunteered her services to the GUAG completely of her own accord. Cosmos ultimately decided she will keep Carmen as an ally for as long as she supports their cause.
Threat Level to Melkor: High, if indirect. While she possesses no combat skills and thus cannot fight the GUAE head-on, a lot of their resources could be lost as a result of her meddling, giving those in the GUAG that can fight a considerable edge in the long-term battle.

C.C.

C.C., Goddess of Product Placement (Pizza Butt)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Cheese-kun
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for Joining: To ensure that the forces of good are never without Pizza Hut brand pizza! Also, Lelouch is joining.
Loyalty to Cosmos: C.C. asked to be part of the support troops (i.e.- Advisor on Foodstuffs), and Cosmos accepted, and she often hangs around the kitchens of the GUAG, when she isn't hanging around Lelouch.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High. As she has a Code, she literally cannot be killed or stopped, only slowed down. As someone related to junk food supplies, she is key to morale, and as an ally of Lelouch, she knows her way around a mecha. She isn't a combat specialist, however, so she isn't as much of a threat as a direct fighter would be.

Chester A. Bum

Chester A. Bum, God of the Homeless (Chester Alfred Bum)

"I was a Lesser God once! It tastes like butter."
Symbol: A Styrofoam change cup
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining: Chester may have frequent run-ins with the law, but he's really a good person at heart. Of course, the fact that the "nice, big, glowy lady" lets him stay in a "warm, warm building" as long as he stays helps quite a bit.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Chester knows he can count on her for change and a "warm, warm building".
Threat to Melkor: Not much. All Melkor has to do is throw a handful of change somewhere and Chester goes running after it. Chester tends to be kept out of essential combat roles. Since he is now in charge of the Plot Hole, however...

Cirno

Cirno, Goddess of Idiots (Baka, Nine-ball)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A figure 9 in a circle
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining: A chance to surprise the GUAE with "Icicle Fall (Lunatic)".
Loyalty to Cosmos: Too stupid to be swayed by either side.
Threat level to Melkor: Medium. On one hand, Melkor himself would consider her being nothing more than a pest. On other hand, she can be an extremely persistent pest, only being crippled by how motivated she feels like.

Columbo

Lieutenant Columbo, God of Obfuscating Stupidity and Exiting One-Liners

Demigod
Symbol: A rumpled beige trenchcoat, cigar and faded green Peugeot 203 convertible.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: He knows that the GUAE are a dysfunctional lot, and plans to use that to his advantage.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
Threat Level to Melkor:Low. He just seems a little too... odd to be a genuine threat.

Dr. Caligari

Dr. Caligari, Divine Representative of German Expressionism and Madness Montage

Greater God in Francis's hallucination, he is actually a Quasideity
Symbol: The Cabinet
Alignment: Lawful Evil according to Francis, he's actually Lawful Good
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos: Could change at any moment.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Edmond Dantes, The Count of Monte Cristo

Edmond Dantes, God of Revenge and Forgiveness (The Count Of Monte Cristo, King of the Cavern, Edmond Dantès, Avenger)

Lesser God (Greater God in Grand Order)
Symbol: the isle of Monte Cristo
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with good tendencies, Chaotic Evil in the Grand Order
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands, The Grotesque God (Ed, Eddie)

Lesser God
Symbol: An ice angel
Alignment: Chaotic Good (Will disregard laws for those he loves)
Reason for Joining: To helping Kim and giving people spiffy hairdos.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She's very understanding.
Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low. He has blades for hands but he's usually too well-meaning and shy to kill someone. Usually.

Eikichi Onizuka

Eikichi Onizuka, Great Teaching God (Great Teacher Onizuka, GTO)

Greater God
Symbol: His motorcycle, complete with a plate with the number "22" on it
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Protecting his students from the REAL bad guys.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyal. Even though Cosmos has sometimes responded to his 'advances' with a bit of violence (and that's usually if Onizuka goes too far, which he quickly apologizes)
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately high. Those suplexes hurt like a mofo.

Elan

Elan, God of Wandering Minstrels

Quasideity
Symbol: Banjo, God of Puppets
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Just followed his alignment.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High, seeing as she's part of a major quest.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. His Genre Savvyness could spoil some of his traps.

Elenore Baker

Elenore Baker, Goddess of Ninja Maids (Everyday Gatekeeper)

Greater Goddess
Alignment: Neutral Good (with Lawful tendencies)
Symbol: Heart with Margaret Burton's picture on it, but most (if not all) of her followers prefer Elenore's picture on the symbol.
Reason for Joining: Not only does she oppose evil on general principles, she wants to aid Jeremiah Gottwald, who she finds especially chivalrous, especially to her most recent high priestess, Sayoko Shinozaki.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Helps keep the bases of the GUAG clean, and Cosmos appreciation of her efforts is greatly appreciated.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. Cleanliness is next to godliness!

Esmerelda Weatherwax

Esmerelda Weatherwax, Goddess of Mature Witches (Granny Weatherwax)

Lesser Goddess (technically, an aspect of a greater goddess)
Symbol: a 4000-horsepower broom
Reason for Joining: She might not consider herself to be all that good a person, but she took one look at the GUAE, and said "I can't be having that.".
Loyalty to Cosmos: She's helping Cosmos because she just can't stand the GUAE, and is grateful Cosmos hasn't treated her like a crotchety old crone.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. She can manipulate time, take out immortal beings, and invert the process of becoming a vampire.

Excel

Excel, Goddess of Hyperactivity (real name unknown; sometimes called Excel Excel)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A pit filled with crocodiles
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining: Only Lord Il Palazzo is allowed to rule! (She suspects he may secretly be under Cosmos' employ.)
Loyalty to Cosmos: Low, though she thinks Cosmos would make a great ACROSS agent.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. She once made his ears bleed simply by talking.

Fat Buu

Fat Majin Buu, God of Assimilation Backfires (Fat Buu, Mr. Buu, Good Majin Buu)

Greater God
Symbol: A pudding-flavored candy ball
Alignment: Chaotic Good (formerly Chaotic Obliviously Evil)
Reason for Joining: To finally defeat his evil side, though Mr. Satan and Cosmos agree that he should be kept off active duty for fear of him being re-assimilated into Kid Buu and forcibly joining the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Luckily still high because he is still oblivious to her and Satan's efforts to prevent him entering the Combat Division full time. Besides, if he gets his candy and toys, all is good.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate, given that he is less powerful than his own brute, the pure Kid Buu. Melkor wants to capture Fat Buu so he can recreate Super Buu for his own agenda.

Fry

Fry, God of Grandfathering Paradoxes

Demigod
Symbol: Bachelor Chow
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Just hanging out with Bender, really.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Higher than Bender's but still low.
Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. Melkor consider him too dumb to be a real threat. However, he is a wild card, as he is not only Too Dumb to Fool, but completely immune to mind control.

The Genie

The Genie, God of Genies and Parental Bonuses

Greater God (formerly an Overdeity when bound to his lamp)
Symbol: A magic lamp
Alignment: Chaotic Good (formerly True Neutral)
Reason for Joining: As a former slave to the lamp, Genie knows what oppression is and won't see others subject to it.
Loyalty to Cosmos: The girl's gotten a lot of positive reviews all across the board, and Genie friended her on facebook.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. Would have been very high or extreme, but Genie is a rather playful sort. And the whole, "semi-phenominal, nearly-cosmic" downgrade.

Godot

Godot, God of Coffee (Diego Armando)

Lesser God
Symbols: A mug of black, bitter coffee, and his creepy visor
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for Joining: He serves the side of justice. That's one of his rules.
Loyalty to Cosmos: She approves of his law abiding ways, and the fact she likes coffee really keeps his loyalty to her pretty high.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay, God of Angry Chefs

Demigod, but more than capable of throwing Greater Gods out of his House if they anger him.
Symbol: A pitchfork flanked by the letters H and K, a Michelin Star, and/or a meat cleaver
Alignment: Neutral Good (Lawful with his care of the food safety and kitchen health, absolutely apeshit Chaotic when it doesn't follow his standards)
Reason for Joining: To make sure that the food served to the GUAG is up to standard, and f*** off if it's RAW!!!!
Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. His domain is food, not fighting for her. He will make sure every member of her alliance is well-fed. Anyway, his duty as head chef in the House of Food takes precedence over picking a side.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Killing him would lower the standards of food in the GUAG, but Melkor couldn't care less.

Hartman

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Training Instructor From Hell

Demigod
Symbol: Several ribbons he earned as a Marine
Alignment: Lawful Neutral (seen as Lawful Evil by those assigned to him)
Reason for Joining: To toughen up the GUAG members to fight those bastards in the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Evil is something any self respecting marine would fill full of lead, so yeah, he's helping Cosmos because they share the same disgust, though he secretly is annoyed that's she has asked him to tone it down a little. However, being accustomed to The Chains of Commanding, he's following orders.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him down would cripple GUAG morale.

Haruka Kotoura

Haruka Kotoura, Goddess of Traumatic Telepathy

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A locket necklace with a picture of Yoshihisa Manabe and herself inside it.
Alignment: Was True Neutral, but became Neutral Good
Reason for joining: She wanted another place to belong where nobody would be afraid of her power and to develop beneficial uses for it.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. To have gone from a Crapsaccharine World where she was All of the Other Reindeer and a monster to a place where she's treated like a decent human being would make anybody that loyal!
Threat to Melkor: Moderate. She would be rated higher as a means of gathering information, but the GUAE know how to work around her Power Incontinence.

Hershel Layton

Hershel Layton, Ph.D, God of Puzzles (Professor Layton, The Professor, Theodor Bronev)

Demigod
Symbol: A top hat with a letter "L" on it
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: His quest for knowledge of the Pantheon led him toward Cosmos' place.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Similarly to Sherlock Holmes in that his deductive abilities are very strong.

Hiro Nakamura

Hiro Nakamura, God of Time Travel (Carp)

Demigod
Symbol: Takezo Kensei sword. Alternately, a Nissan Versa.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: That's how Supa-Hiros roll.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Extreme.
Threat Level to Melkor: At present, Medium, as his abilities are very plot-based. Should he join forces with an experienced time traveler such as Sam Beckett or any incarnation of The Doctor, this could increase drastically.

Inspector Javert

Inspector Javert, God of Pursuit (The Implacable One, Emperor of the Devils)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A silhouette of his hands.
Alignment: Lawful Stupid
Reason for Joining: To arrest the GUAE for their crimes.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants those guilty of evil to pay for their evil. He's loyal, though he is still uncomfortable being on the same team as Valjean.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Itsuki Koizumi

Itsuki Koizumi, God of Deep Explanations

Intermediate God
Symbol: A tiny red fireball
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: His True Companions are already here, and wants to help Haruhi and stay close to Kyon.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He follows who Haruhi and Kyon follows.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low if the battle takes place in the real world, but if closed space appears around the battlefield, medium.

Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow, God of Piracy (Captain Jack Sparrow)

Lesser God
Symbol: A compass with a translucent heart overlaid
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (with shades of Good)
Reason for Joining: Jack's all about freedom, mate, and he don't take orders from anybody, savvy? The autocratic Alliance of Evil is, as such, right out. He isn't with the Alliance of Good formally, he is simply going along with them until such time as the threat of the GUAE has passed.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyalty per se, but as long as Cosmos doesn't try to force him to do anything he doesn't want to, he'll help the GUAG against the GUAE.
Threat Level to Melkor: Variable, depending on wind direction, phase of the moon, mood, who has the most shiny objects, and the current stock of rum.

Jack the Farmer

The Farmer, God of Farmers (Pe te, Mark/Pony, Toy/Tony, Adam/Amanda, Mark/Chelsea, Angela/Kevin/Molly/Kasey, Hansel/Gretel, Jack, Claire, etc.)

Demigod
Symbol: A golden farming hoe
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: Is waiting to turn the grounds where the two Alliances fought into fertile grounds for farming.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high. Cosmos likes his produce, and besides, good people are more appreciative of his efforts anyway. Kinda helps she ensured he was getting paid well for helping keeping the forces of the GUAG well fed.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him out would be a considerable blow to the GUAG's supply lines.

Jacques Clouseau

Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, God of Foolish Detectives and Heroic Inspectors

Lesser God
Symbol: A beautiful diamond with a pink, panther-shaped flaw at its heart
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: For ze honor of France!
Loyalty to Cosmos: Unconfirmed, but has done nothing to betray the GUAG, so his loyalty is assumed moderate.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but his chaotic abilities make him a Wild Card.

Jade

Jade, Goddess of Reporters (Shauni, Miss Thyrus)

Demigod
Symbol: A camera shutter
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: To find out what the GUAE is really up to.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Provided she's not in on the conspiracy, Jade remains loyal to Cosmos.
Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. She seems to be just another reporter with a staff, but her Charged Attack is worrisome - she's resurrected the dead on one occasion, may be an alien life force with godlike powers - and she may have restarted her own franchise.

Jerrica Benton

Jerrica Benton, Goddess of Generosity (Jem)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: The Jem logo
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: Eric Raymond, the greedy bastard, is on the other side.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty good.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. While not a fighter, per se, she encourages her opponents to underestimate her, and has access to some fairly high-end technology.

Jill Valentine

Jill Valentine, Master of Unlocking (Jill Sandwich)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A S.T.A.R.S. badge
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: She's had to deal with the decayed and corrupt before, and those bastards nearly turned her into one of them literally, and she wants to keep the GUAE from doing that to anyone else.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of command.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Justy Ueki Tylor

Justy Ueki Tylor, God of Luck (Captain Tylor, The Lucky Idiot, The Heratic Monkey)

Male Demigod
Symbol: A smiley-face button
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Low-High. Melkor still can't figure out if Tylor is just a lucky moron or a tactical genius.

Kenny Mc Cormick

Kenny McCormick, God Of Revolving-Door Death ( Mysterion)

Quasideity
Symbol: His hood, splattered with blood. Also nearby are two word bubbles: "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!"
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, Although new evidence suggests he might be of the Good alignments
Reason for Joining: To find out the reason why he cannot die, and to stop reviving and Cartman is in the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: High. Immortality means that Kenny can die a multitude of times and yet still win in the end. He is also shown to be capable of leading entire armies to victory if he has his hands on a PSP.

King Kai

King Kai, God of Tiny Planets (North Kai, Lord of the Worlds, Kaio-Sama, Mahlord)

Intermediate God
Symbol: His gi.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: As Goku's mentor, it is his duty to watch him.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Being the ruler of a part of his home universe, he seeks to help her protect the rest of the Pantheon better than he ever could.
Threat Level to Melkor: High, though not as high as Goku. Being part of his universe's cosmic hierarchy, Melkor is right to be worried.

Kino

Kino, Goddess of Walking the Earth

Demigoddess (she could have been Goddess of Travel itself, but is much to absorbed with her task)
Symbol: Hermes, her talking motorcycle
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for joining: She's not really a permanent member. Kino and Hermes are just passing through.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Is not loyal to either side.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Kosh

Kosh, God of Divine Empowerment

Lesser God
Symbol: ~~A Three-Edged Sword~~ An Ice-Cream Koan.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: He was always here. The forces of Good are not for the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He will be where he must be.
Threat Level to Melkor: Could most likely turn the tide of any battle, at the cost of his own existence. He would be recognized - by everyone.

Kotomi Ichinose

Kotomi Ichinose, Goddess of Dreadful Music

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Violin
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for joining: The GUAE are a bunch of bullies. She doesn't like bullies.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat level to Melkor: Moderate. She's not a combatant, but if she ever plays a violin in front of him...

Kyon

Kyon, God of Normality (The Immovable Object, Patron of Normality, John Smith)

Demigod (actually an Overdeity with sealed powers)
Symbol: The SOS Dan Logo with inverted colors
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for joining: Haruhi forced him. Or so he claims.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. When push comes to shove, he will act from behind the scenes to return things to the status quo, by force if neccesary. Even if he doesn't unleash his full might, which is too unlikely to get him a higher threat rating, he does have the ear of Haruhi, and can prompt her to make changes if he so desires.

L Lawliet, God of Bunny Ears Lawyers (Ryuuzaki, Hideki Ryuuga, Deneuve, Eraldo Coil)

Lesser God
Symbol: An Old English-style capital L.
Alignment: Difficult to pin down; let's say Lawful Neutral.
Reason for joining: His long-awaited rematch with Light, which he's confident that he'll win now.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She has offered the GUAG's support in his mission to stop Kira, not to mention worked out an arrangement to have him supplied with a 24/7 candy supply.
Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly low, unless in investigation of a mysterious killers. And Light is in the GUAL, not the GUAE, so....

Lain Iwakura

Lain Iwakura, Ruler of the Internet (Lady of the Wired)

Overdeity
Symbol: The Navi OS logon screen
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

The Laughing Man

The Laughing Man, God of Techno Wizards (Aoi)

Intermediate God
Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for Joining: After years of consideration, he decided not to be one of those deaf-mutes.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He tried the hero thing once before, and the GUAE simply subverted his efforts, turning his attempt at revealing the truth into just another Extra-Strength Masquerade.
Threat Level to Melkor: What he doesn't know, he can learn quickly. He just needs someone to act on that information.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Leroy Jethro Gibbs, God of Making Criminals Sweat and Punishing Stupidity (Agent Gibbs)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A NCIS Badge
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: As soon as he heard the GUAE was planning to do evil things, he signed on so he could get the GUAE to confess the evils they want to commit.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He told her that knows not all evil scum admit to what they want to do to the innocent, so he's helping her discover ALL of their evil deeds. She's grateful, and he's loyal in exchange.
Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low.

Leto II Atreides

Leto II Atreides, God of Prescience, Memory, Religious Manipulation, Sand Worms and Long-Term Planning, (Master of Fate, Pawn of Fate, Shai-Hulud, Shaitan, the Worm Who Is God, the God-Emperor, the Divided God, the Tyrant)

Greater God
Symbol: The Atreides Hawk
Alignment: Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral
Reason for Joining: He foresaw that joining Cosmos is part of the Golden Path.
Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as he foresees that this will serve his goals, he will stand at her side.
Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He knows how to beat him. He just isn't sure of the cost.

The Lorax

The Lorax, God of Green Aesops

Lesser God
Symbol: A Truffula tree
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: The Ents have long since died out, but the Lorax remains as the defender and speaker of that which is green and wooden. For the trees!
Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She appreciates the beauty of what he strives to defend.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low- a lecture about destroying forests doesn't pack much of a punch.

Ma-Ti

Ma-Ti, God of Heart

Demigod
Symbol: Heart
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: To prove that Heart can be useful for something other than communicating with animals.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-Low. Formerly VERY LOW, because... What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?? That is... until Melkor reads the comic Captain Planet #3 and realizes Ma-Ti's potential.
- Goes to genuine Moderate after he saw Ma-Ti obliterating the sorcerer Malachite with the power of Heart.

Marge Simpson

Marjorie "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier), Goddess of the Beehive Hairdo

Demigoddess
Symbols: A 4-foot blue beehive. Alternately, a red 1974 Chevrolet Chevelle wagon
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: She doesn't like their odds if the GUAE wins. Plus, Mr. Burns is with the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high; in return for Marge helping keep the GUAG's daily things going, Cosmos promised Marge a full scholarship for Lisa to the best university of her choosing.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low-she doesn't have much power in terms of combat or destruction of enemy sources/weaponry.

Marisa Kirisame

Marisa Kirisame,Goddess of Black Magician Girls (The Ordinary Magician)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Her Mini-Hakkero
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with shades of Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: To steal any lots that the GUAE have.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat level to Melkor: Melkor would like to think it's Low or at least Moderate. After all she's just a human witch of human blood. Yet he KNOWS what kind of enemies she has overcome in the past.

Maya Fey

Maya Fey, Goddess of Spirit Channeling (Mystic Maya, Mayoi Ayasato)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A Magatama
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: She saw that "Nick" was in here, so she went along with him.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Whom Phoenix serves, she's willing to assist as well.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Michael Bay

Michael Bay, God of Very Very Large Explosions

Intermediate God
Symbol: A fiery boom!
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Wants to see the GUAE at the receiving end of several impressively-large blasts
Loyalty to Cosmos: She's willing to let him set the above-mentioned reason for joining into motion.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. Very Very Large Explosions, remember? Melkor does hope he will bankrupt the GUAG though.

Mithra

Mithra, Goddess of Mantra Manipulation, Kidnapped Daughters and Faith power(Former priestess of the Seven Deities), (Asura's Daughter)

Theme song: Surge of Mantra.
Intermediate God Actually a potential Overdeity, as she allowed her father Asura to attain his pen-ultimate form, Mantra Asura.
Symbol: Her mantra halo
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: To support her father, Yasha and Augus, and give spirtually empowered beings on the GUAG more power in combat, as well as Take down Gohma Vlitra.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high, and cosmos herself apppreciates the power boost mithra gives to to many of the spiritual beings on the pantheon, including herself. Mithra is also loyal to cosmos due to how she treats her like her own mother, Durga would.
Threat to Melkor: Melkor initally thought it would of be low due to how easy she was kidnapped, but it's actually almost as extreme as Professor Kabuto and Professor Saotome above, especially upon seeing Mithra grant Asura his first usage of his Mantra Form. The fact that she can make other spiritually powerful beings even more powerful thanks to her prayers doesn't help him much, either.

Mohinder Suresh

Mohinder Suresh, God of Vaguely Philosophical Narration

Quasideity
Symbol: A DNA strand
Alignment: Lawful Good (He used to be, anyway. We're not entirely sure right now, but we sincerely doubt he's still Lawful. Or Good, for that matter.)
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Monk

Adrian Monk, God of Hyper-Awareness (Mr. Monk, Monk)

Lesser God
Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Enlisted when he deduced that Nurgle, the god of plagues, was a commander in the GUAE
Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She arranged to make sure he's never short a disinfecting wipe. He appreciates that, not to mention he's also on retainer as a consulting detective like Holmes.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Mowgli

Mowgli, God of Wild Children

Lesser God
Symbol: A wolf
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: The GUAE threaten the wild.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, especially after her forces drove off an assault on the jungle he grew up in by Hexxus.
Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-he has a whole jungle of animals at his call.

Mr. Satan

Mr. Satan, God of Fake Ultimate Heroes (Hercule, Hercule Satan, Mark, The World Champion, The World Martial Arts Champion)

Demigod (Greater God as Super Mr. Satan or when empowered by dark magic)
Symbol: His gold World Champion belt and white cape
Alignment: Lawful Good, Chaotic Evil when empowered by dark magic
Reason for Joining: Duh, because he's the best hero ever (everyone knows better than to refute this)! Also to protect his dear buddy, Fat Buu, the only reason he isn't complaining about being shunted into Support Staff.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, considering both are in cahoots to keep Fat Buu away from Kid Buu.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Melkor sees him as an easy barrier to pass to get to Fat Buu, he just isn't doing it yet because the time hasn't come.

The MST 3 K Crew

Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson, Gods of Riffing

Intermediate Gods
Symbol: An asteroid with words carved in it
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, bad films will be omnipresent. As such, they wish to avoid the fate they are in permanently.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos has good cinematic taste.
Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. Joel is quite a good inventor, and Mike has demonstrated that he can blow up an Earth-sized planet with a baking soda bomb.

Navi

Navi, Goddess of Exposition (Annoying Fairy, Guardian Fairy)

Demigoddess
Symbol: An exclamation point
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for joining: Hey listen! Navi wants to join because it's good!
Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos considered Navi genuinely helpful. Loyalty confirmed.
Threat Level to Melkor: Originally thought to be close to none; Melkor bought a flyswatter just because of her. Her threat has recently jumped to moderate, since she's proven to have an eagle eye for spotting the GUAE's critical weaknesses.

Near

Near, God Of Planning with Props (N, the current L, the albino sheep, Nate River)

Rank: Lesser God
Symbol: His cursive "N".
Alignment: Even harder to determine than L; let's just say True Neutral and save ourselves a headache.
Reason for joining: To serve as help for L, though he insists that they're both partners in the hunt for Kira. He's much more useful in this regard given that he and Light share a house.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Very much ambiguous.
Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly low, but his investigative skills are top notch.

Noah Bennet

Noah Bennet, God of Spectacles (HRG, Mr. Butler, The Man With Horn Rimmed Glasses)

Lesser God
Symbol: His glasses
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny

Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny, Goddesses of Inexplicably Identical Individuals'

Demigoddesses
Symbol: A nurse's cap and a police hat
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: To protect all the innocent Pokémon that would be used as bio-weapons.
Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports their cause and is grateful they decided to help. Loyalty given.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate.

Oichi

Oichi, Goddess of Guilt And Apology (Ichi, The Demon's Sister, Demon Queen)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Some sort of... dark hands coming from the ground.
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for joining: "The formation of GUAE and the 'Token Good Guy Members' is Ichi's fault..."
Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos can manage to calm her better this time and she's been reminded by Ieyasu that she's got a lot of friends that care about her. So she feels happier over here 'being a good girl'.
Threat level to Melkor: High. Her dark powers are always active now and with Cosmos' help, it's even showing to gain self-control...

Peter Burke

Agent Peter Burke, God of the "Be Careful" Speech

Demigod
Symbol: His FBI Badge
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: When it comes to solving White Collar Crimes, none are more specialized for the job or more dedicated to it than him and his division.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium, as most of Melkor's forces are more battle-oriented.

The Prisoner

The Prisoner, God of Defiance and Mistrust (Number 6, John Drake)

Lesser God.
Symbol: A black blazer with white lining and a badge with a penny-farthing silhouette.
Alignment: Neutral Good.
Reason for Joining: He fought for his own freedom, and now he wants to fight for others.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. Has a talent for getting out of impossible scrapes, and it's hinted that he has friends in high places.

The Question

The Question, God of Conspiracy Nutters (Vic Sage, "Nutjob", "That Kook")

Lesser God
Symbol: A question mark
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (or possibly good. He wouldn't fill out the questionnaire)
Reason for Joining: He didn't really join. That's what they want you to think. Or that's what he wants them to think. I've gone cross-eyed.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Reimu Hakurei

Reimu Hakurei, Patron Deity of Bullet Hells (Shrine Maiden of Paradise, "Armpit Miko")

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A red-and-white Yin Yang Orb
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for joining: To protect Gensokyo, its barriers are being threatened by the GUAE. And she wants donations.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos donates to her donation box occasionally, so Reimu likes her.
Threat level to Melkor: with her spiritual abilities, potentially high.

Robert Edwin House

Robert Edwin House, God of Human-Powered Machines (Mr. House, The House)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A poker chip with the number 38 on it.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for joining: There's no money or societal progress to be made if Melkor and his minions take over the universe.
Loyalty to Cosmos: None whatsoever, he's merely good for the fact it's beneficial for him. But on the idea that he'll serve Cosmos because serving Melkor holds no advantages for him, he's absolutely loyal.
Threat to Melkor: Low, he's a good Chessmaster but his Securitrons aren't good for much besides Cannon Fodder. However, rumor has it he's on the lookout for a legendary "platinum chip", and if he finds it, he can upgrade his Securitrons to be much more dangerous and raise his threat level up to Moderate.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon & Integra Hellsing

Robert E. O. Speedwagon and Integra Hellsing, God and Goddess of Team Benefactors (Speedwagon: Robert Edward Orville Speedwagon, Hellsing: Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing)

Lesser God and Goddess
Symbol: The Speedwagon Foundation and Hellsing Organization Emblems
Alignment: Lawful Good (Both of them, though Integra can be Lawful Neutral at times)
Reason for joining: To rid the Pantheon of the evil vampires that plague the people.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Undoubtly loyal
Threat to Melkor: High. While theyre non-combatants themselves, they provide the GUAG with lots of funding, intelligence and resources, giving them a boost in the fight.

Roland Deschain

Roland Deschain of Gilead, Fastest Gunslinger in the Pantheon (Roland of Gilead, The Gunslinger, The Last Gunslinger)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Two revolvers and a rose in front of a sooty black tower
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: During his travels, he bumped into Garland a few moments before he was granted the power to become Lord Chaos. Feeling bad that he didn't "just shoot him" the last time, he wants a second crack at Chaos.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Rorschach

Walter Joseph Kovacs, God of Expressive Masks (Rorschach)

Lesser God
Symbol: A black inkblot on a white background
Alignment: Complicated, but averages out to True Neutral (thinks he's Lawful Good)
Reason for Joining: Justice must be served.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Mistrustful of her, but justice must be served in any way possible.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Rorschach is creepily resourceful and any attempts to appeal his.. warmer nature are met with force. However, Melkor knows he doesn't play well with others.

Sam and Dean Winchester

Sam and Dean Winchester, Co-Gods of Perpetual Angst (Both: The Hardy Boys, Team Free Will (alongside Castiel) Dean: El Deano, Dashing El Deano, Ducky Lips, Li'l Stumpy, Not Moose, Michael Sword, Squirrel, Dean-O, Dee-Dawg, Sam: Sasquatch, Moose, Gigantor, Sam the Ginormotron, Puppy, Darling Sammy, Boy With The Demon Blood)

Lesser Gods
Symbols: An amulet that burns hot in the presence of God and arsey hair
Alignment: Mainly Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: It was a deal. They help Cosmos with the GUAE problem, and she gives them a hand in quashing the incestuous slash fanfic.
Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high. They've taken down some pretty powerful beings, one of them essentially just by willpower, but tend to either die or create a bigger threat in the process.

Samuel Beckett

Dr. Samuel Beckett, The God Unstuck in Time (Sam Beckett)

Demigod
Symbol: Quantum Leap Accelerator
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for joining: Largely the same as with Quinn Mallory (see below)
Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. He wants to go back home to his hot, sexy wife, but he just can't stop Setting Right What Once Went Wrong.
Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He doesn't just combat Melkor in the present, he undoes Melkor's damage in the past! And it seems he'll be doing it for a very long time...

Sanji

Sanji, God of Team Chefs ("Black Leg", Mr. Prince, Vinsmoke Sanji)

Lesser God
Symbol: His jolly roger
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for joining: With Luffy's bottomless stomach on the front lines, someone experienced in keeping him fed needs to be on staff.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He will always be eternally loyal to his goddess Cosmos-swama~!
Threat to Melkor: High. Sanji is a perfectly capable fighter who can protect the non-combatants of the Support Squadron.

Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba, CEO of Young Money (Kaiba Boy, The Prince of Games)

Demigod
Symbol: The KaibaCorp logo
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for Joining: Screw the money Melkor was offering him, he has rules about that sort of thing. Plus, when they tried to recruit him, they didn't even use a card game to try and seal the deal!
Loyalty to Cosmos: Yugi Muto played him for a few rounds as part of Kaiba's contract for joining, and as long as Yugi doesn't walk, Kaiba won't either, at least for the duration of his contract.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately Low normally. Could become High if the GUAE threaten Mokuba, though.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes, God of Deductive Reasoning (The Consulting Detective, Sigerson, Holmes, Sherringford)

Demigod
Symbols: A deerstalker hat, a magnifying glass and a pipe
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many devious schemes and crimes that the GUAG need help solving, and Holmes decided it would not only save him from boredom, and he also suspects Professor Moriarty is behind some of their activities.
Loyalty to Cosmos: She has him on the GUAG's retainer to solve some of the more dastardly plots enacted by the GUAE, and besides, Cosmos reminds him (in a good way) of the only woman he was ever beaten by. Not to mention, the GUAE has his mortal enemy amongst their forces, so his loyalty is quite high.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. Holmes's deductive skills are second to none, and can potentially foil many schemes. Recently weaponized those deductive skills, not only increasing his threat level in direct combat, but greatly decreasing the threat of assassination. Also picked up a tendency to be Crazy-Prepared.

Shido Itsuka

Shido Itsuka, God of Getting Volunteered and Getting Powers From His Harem

Lesser God (Intermediate God if using Spirit powers)
Symbol: Himself planting Sandalphon into the ground
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: To protect the Spirits from being used as bio-weapons by the GUAE-
Loyalty to Cosmos: High, if only because of his Chronic Hero Syndrome
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Shido has only begun to use and control his Spirit powers, but with enough training he could be force to be reckoned with.

Shirou Emiya

Shirou Emiya, God of Spontaneous Weapon Creation (Archer)

Lesser God
Symbol: A black cog. As Archer, the twin swords Kanshou and Bakuya
Alignment: True Neutral
Reason for joining: He wants to be a hero.
Loyalty to Cosmos: So, he did what any hero would do. Join the good guys and swear allegiance to their leader, though he's made it clear that this decision was not one he is absolutely obligated to do. Cosmos merely told him to follow his conscience, and as a result, he's a team player for now.
Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. A virtually limitless supply of enchanted weapons to be used against him is no laughing matter.

Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki

Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki, Gods of Yaoi

Lesser Gods
Symbol: BL
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Soichiro Yagami

Soichiro Yagami, God of Oblivious Guilt Slinging (Chief Yagami, Deputy Director)

Demigod
Symbol: His moustache
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for joining: To put an end to his son's murders for good. He, L, Near and their respective heralds have re-established the Kira Task Force in the pantheon just for this purpose.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High, as they both want to see the threat of the Death Note extinguished once and for all.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Even if he is an examplary officer, he's still an ordinary human.

Son Chi-Chi

Chi-Chi, Goddess of Unopposed and Scary Mothers (Anonymous, The Ox-Princess, Name-Withheld-Upon-Request, Milk)

Demigoddess (Greater God, arguably Overdeity, when angry)
Symbol: Her preteen outfit
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: To watch Goku. If he stays away from her children just to fight villains for too long, there will be hell to pay. Even more so now that Gohan is in the Combat Division.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Varies with the condition of her husband or any of her children within the GUAG.
Threat Level to Melkor: Virtually non-existent. He's not afraid of being yelled at.

Son Goten and Trunks

Son Goten and Trunks, Divine Duo of Best Friends (Goten: Chibi Goten, Mini Goku | Trunks: Trunks Brief, Present Trunks, Kid Trunks, Chibi Trunks, GT Trunks | Both/Fused: Gotenks, Trunkten, The Grim Reaper of Justice)

Intermediate Gods (Greater Gods as Super Saiyans, and when fused as Gotenks, Overdeities as Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks)
Symbol: A Metamoran vest with the Capsule Corps logo on it (Trunks). An Orange Gi and his family Hereditary Hairstyle (Goten).
Alignment: Chaotic Good (Trunks) and Neutral Good (Goten)
Reason for Joining: Because their fathers Goku and Vegeta are in the Combat Division. Chichi won't let them into active frontline duty, they're too young. (Bulma's too busy in the GUAG Engineering Division) Not that Goten's overly upset about it. Trunks is, though.
Loyalty to Cosmos: High, so long as their friends stay alive. They'll battle for them if they have to.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate when they fuse into Gotenks.

The SOS Brigade

The SOS Brigade^Members, Divine Quintet of Genre Blending (Haruhi: The Unstoppable Force, O-Haruhi-sama | Kyon: The Immovable Object, Patron of Normalcy, John Smith | Mikuru: Moe-blob)

Overdeities (Haruhi and Kyon, though the latter's powers are sealed) and Intermediate Deities (Mikuru, Nagato and Koizumi)
Symbol: The SOS Dan Logo
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good (Haruhi), Lawful Neutral (Kyon), True Neutral (Mikuru), Neutral Good (Nagato), Lawful Good (Koizumi)
Reason for joining: To prevent the world from becoming a dull, boring place.
Loyalty to Cosmos: They follow the lead of their leader, Haruhi. She's loyal (kinda), so they are.
Threat Level to Melkor: Immeasurable. Haruhi's powers as a Reality Warper could SERIOUSLY mess up his plans. Fortunately for him, she is easily distracted. So far he kept her busy with side adventures, but he is running out of material. And with the ascension of her friends, this issue has become worse. He has resorted to kidnapping writers to stall her and the rest for the time being.

Speed Racer

Speed Racer, God of Awesome Cars

Demigod
Symbol: The Mach 9
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: Racing a car isn't much, but it's all he knows how to do and he has to do something.
Loylaty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants, Cash Cow Franchises (The Invincibubble, Dirty Dan/Pinhead Larry, SpongeBoob, Cheesehead, The Quickster, Spingebill)

Lesser God (can reach Intermediate God status as The Invicibubble)
Symbol: His pineapple house. Alternatively, his face on a background resembling his yellow-green body.
Alignment: Varies between Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral.
Reason for Joining: Officially, because its the right thing to do. Unofficially, many suspect it to be a power play.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He is immortal, and regenerates much faster than many of the other similar beings on each side. And as a character from a comedy, his power knows no defined limits.

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)

Demigod
Symbol: The Saltwater Crocodile
Alignment: Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: If the GUAE is allowed to win, all sorts of Irwin's beloved beasts would be enslaved and used as troops, living weapons, or things to hunt. In the name of the Crocs, he must be vigilant.
Loyalty to Cosmos: He asked her if she thought all animals should be given refuge from being used for war or the whims of evil. She agreed (though pointed out some of the Pantheon has animal formed gods that have joined the fight, and after a little debate on the subject, he joined hands with the GUAG.
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate To High, especially if Steve manages to Heel–Face Turn most of the bestial forces in Melkor's forces. Come to think of it, he never did meet Melkor before, so if he confuses him for a interesting new animal and proceeds to tackle him, the threat level could be significantly larger.

Takeshi Kaga

Takeshi Kaga, God of Cuisine (Chairman Kaga)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A yellow bell pepper
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for Joining: Elzam von Branstein invited him to prepare meals to keep the GUAG in good health, and he accepted, as long as Elzam accepted a cooking duel, which he did.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos appreciates his cooking.
Threat Level to Melkor:

Terra Branford

Terra Branford, Goddess of Motherly Protection (The Esperkin, The Girl Who Pilots the Magitek Armor, Tina Branford)

Demigoddess
Symbol: A black and red crystal
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Wishes to eradicate all war and destruction and create a peaceful, happy world. Her Arch-Enemy Kefka being in Melkor's ranks also helped.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high
Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate normally, as she isn't too enthusiastic about fighting. But as an extreme Mama Bear, if she sees the younger warriors of the GUAG in danger she may enter her Esper form and leap into the fray to save them. In this state of mind with her primal instincts active and her powers heightened, her rating rises to High.

Tinker Bell

Tinker Bell, Goddess of Fairies (Tink)

Demigoddess
Symbol: A tiny magic wand
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: The GUAE refuse to believe in fairies, which would weaken her
Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high
Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, by virtue of her ability to grant the power of flight to others.

Tohru Honda

Tohru Honda, Goddess of Transformation (Maiden of the Sohma Clan)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A riceball
Alignment: depends on the Zodiac Sign, but mostly Lawful Good
Reason for Joining: To spread happiness and peace
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

WALL-E and EVE

WALL•E and EVE, God and Goddess of Robo Romance (Waste Allocation Load Lifter — Earth Class, Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator)

Demigods
Symbol: Pixar Logo (That, or the BnL logo)
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Reason for Joining: Is on cleanup duty after major victories against the GUAE.
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Medium. WALL-E is not much of a threat, bu EVE has a spaceship armada she can call on.

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka, God of Confectionery (The Candy Man, The Amazing Chocolatier)

Lesser God
Symbol: A Golden Ticket.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (let's just say he's not...responsible for the consequences of not listening to him)
Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, there is no place for candy. Such a world cannot be allowed to be.
Loyalty to Cosmos: His loyalty for her was affirmed rather strongly when he found out she had a sweet tooth.
Threat Level to Melkor: Low, unless Melkor could somehow be enticed into Mr. Wonka's factory. He provides direct support to L, though.

Yugi Muto

Yugi Muto, the King of Games (Yug, Yugi Boy, Other Me, Partner, Little Yugi, Vessel Of The Pharaoh)

Lesser God
Symbol: A Dark Magician
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: With Zorc present on the GUAE, Yugi fears that the Games of Darkness will be unleashed upon humanity once more, and the Nameless Pharaoh and his reincarnation/host/successor is/are the only one(s) who can seal them. Third time's the charm!
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low unless Atem steps in. Then, medium.

Yui (Sword Art Online)

Yui, Goddess of Happily Adopted Children (MHCP-001, Persona Vabel)

Intermediate Goddess (Greater Goddess when Linked To Administrative System ("Cardinal") of the Universe she presently inhabits)
Symbol: A Crystal Tear-Drop.
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: To be with her Mama and Papa, though they're smart enough to keep her out of harm's way.
Loyalty to Cosmos: So long as she protects her parents, she's loyal.
Threat Level to Melkor: High. General Zod's stories about getting absolutely destroyed by her have convinced him of such.

Yuko Ichihara

Yuko Ichihara, Goddess of The Multiverse and Devil Deals (The Dimensional Witch)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A black Mokona
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for Joining: A mystery. Those who she "explained" it to came out more confused than before.
Loyalty to Cosmos: Also a mystery.
Threat level to Melkor: Even that's a mystery.

Yurika Kirishima

Yurika Kirishima, Goddess of Drill Hair and Attractive Musicians

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: The Seijyun High School logo
Alignment: Neutral Good
Reason for Joining: To atone for her previous transgressions as a hired assassin and her role in her younger brother Kurow's attempt to take over Japan
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

Yuta and Mana

Yuta and Mana, God and Goddess of Immortals

Lesser God and Goddess
Symbol: A scrap of mermaid's flesh
Alignment: Lawful Good and True Neutral
Reason for Joining:
Loyalty to Cosmos:
Threat Level to Melkor:

The Turaga of Mata Nui/Toa Metru/Toa Hordika

The Turaga of Mata Nui (previously the Toa Metru and the Toa Hordika)^members, Gods and Goddess of Precursor Heroes

Lesser Deities (Intermediate Deities as Toa)
Symbol: (as Turaga) their Badges of Office, (as Toa) their Toa Disks◊
Alignment: Neutral Good (as a Team, each member has their own alignment)
Reason for their Presence: The Turaga are not members of the GUAG; while they admire the Alliance’s general attitude, they cannot support ‘the destruction of evil’ and everything that that entails. This, however, does not mean that they do not want to participate in the struggle against the forces of evil and destruction and as such have taken it upon themselves to act as advisors for the GUAG without actually joining the organisation. As age-old heroes and leaders with a millennium of experience and the wisdom to match, most members accept their stance.
Loyalty to Cosmos: None. While they are on friendly terms with the Goddess, nor are opposed to accepting an authority, they wish to preserve their independence from the GUAG for the reasons above.
Threat Level to Melkor: Regarding their individual abilities, the Turaga, even when taking their Metru forms, do not possess a significant combat threat. As Vakama will tell you, however, a few powerful words in the right place can be more significant than the sharpest of blades or most devastating of Nova Blasts; given the respect that most members of the Pantheon afford to them and that they have not only the Toa Nuva and Toa Mahri's but also the Great Spirit Mata Nui’s audio receptors, their threat level should probably be considered to be High and at the very least Medium.

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