People die, for whatever reason. Some die a natural death, some get killed, some kill themselves, but still dead is dead is dead. People die when they are killed. A natural occurrence, after all is said and done, is that someone tries to retrieve the body of the dead person. However, biology does not stop at death. Muscles control the retention of wastes in the bladder and the rectum, and these muscles relax soon after death. If the rectum or bladder happens to be occupied at the moment of death, the result in Real Life is the people who find the body wishing the dead person had worn brown trousers (and wishing they had brought a gas mask).
Fortunately, this trope is truth in television, at least to an extent. Statistically, only about 10% of bodies do this upon death, and that's only in mammals. Yet, in the rare case that fiction averts this trope, the aversion is often treated as inevitable — you die, you shit yourself, that's just the way it is — rather than something that generally doesn't happen. Instead of reflecting reality, death in fictionland is either always or never messy.
In fiction, this practically never occurs. Therefore, we have a case of No Dead Body Poops, where the death scene is almost always much much much less nasty than it could be in real life. This is not surprising, given most people are not aware that someone dying can be a crapshoot. It is also somewhat undignified - it really wouldn't do for someone's Heroic Sacrifice to end with a fart noise and a bad smell, would it?
Even rarer than the post-mortem evacuation in fiction is recognizing the fact that serious abdominal injuries - gut shootings/stabbings and the like - can often let out what's supposed to stay in. Ditto, in cases where a character succumbs to being drugged if muscle relaxants are involved.
No examples of this trope being played entirely straight are listed below. We're not interested in having a huge list of every character dying without soiling themselves. See also Undignified Death.
As a Death Trope, all Spoilers will be unmarked ahead. Beware.
- In Yoshiyuki Tomino's Mobile Suit Gundam novels, one character is described as losing control of her bowels while suffering a particularly violent death. Interestingly, she also seems to suffer a psychic version of this effect & begins uncontrollably broadcasting her worst memories into Amuro's mind in her death throes.
- Rurouni Kenshin
- Referenced in the manga when Jin-e tries to kill Kaoru by paralyzing her lungs with his illusory stare. He then tells Kenshin about how asphyxiation is an "ugly way to go", mentioning that Kaoru will salivate and lose control of her bladder and bowels, urinating and defecating as she dies.
- Also, in the Kyoto Arc, the corpses of the parents of Saitou's dead informant Eiichirou Mishima are hanged in Shingetsu Village; Kenshin, Misao, and the Mishima family's youngest son and Sole Survivor Eiji come across them when they arrive at the place. A mess is seen underneath the two on top of their corpses being covered in blood, implying that this trope was very much averted.
- In Yomigaeru Sora Rescue Wings an earthquake victim suffers from crush syndrome and is shown becoming incontinent.
- The characters of Queen's Blade wet themselves very often, usually in fear or pain, and almost, if not all the girls who are killed urinate when or after they die.
- Averted once in the manga version of Corpse Party when a character is shown urinating after her apparent suicide.
- Averted in Blood-C, where Kanako's corpse is seen twitching and urinating after she's murdered via an Impromptu Tracheotomy.
- Referenced and completely misunderstood in Space Patrol Luluco. When Luluco dies, Over Justice suggests stuffing tissues up her nose because as far as he knows, humans start leaking on death.
- Guts from Berserk was said to have been found under the hanged corpse of a woman, implying that she was pregnant with him, and he "fell out" while she was dying and suspended from the rope.
- Averted and discussed in Silver Spoon: The day before the pigs being used for Ooezo High's meat practicums are sent off to be slaughtered for meat, their food supply is cut off. Fuji-sensei explains that this is done to purge their digestive systems of waste because the slaughterhouses need to be as hygienic as possible.
- Empowered, though it's not shown in-panel.
Empowered: I wasn't a superhero back then, okay? I was... I was just a little girl... and watched my daddy fall on the floor and shudder and groan and ____ himself and then die.
- On two separate occasions in Preacher, a man is hanged, and on both of them, the corpse visibly voids its bowels. On one of them, a man who doesn't know better was standing under the body.
- On Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's twitter account he acknowledged it at least three times, one time being about how they pissed themselves though.
- In Jacques Tardi's graphic novel Like a Sniper Lining Up His Shot, a woman is shot in the chest and a caption mentions "the sound of her bowels emptying" as she falls.
- A variant in the Druuna album "Mandragora". During her Journey to the Center of the Mind, Druuna has sex with several men at the behest of a mutant tribe who are then killed in the moment of climax. This is because of an old myth about hanged men experiencing the most intense orgasms of their lives.
- A rather infamous fan video for Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossed over with Hidamari Sketch, known as "Chidamari Sketch", shows this happening to Mami/Miyako. Note that this did not take place in the actual episode... but many confused viewers believe it did.
- Trivia and AKK's Fanfics will mention this. Not so shocking when you consider the fanfic writers themselves. Both have medical backgrounds and are known for their brutally frank exploration of things floated under the radar...including the obvious.
- There's a Fallout 2 fanfic where Lara (the chick from the Den) goes up to fight against Lo Pan, hand to hand. When close to defeat, Lo Pan cheats, and he kills her with a shot to the head with his pistol, blowing away half of Lara's face. As Lara dies, her urine and feces both flow out of her spasming body.
- Subtly referenced in the NCIS fanfiction Determined by Sergeant Conley.
There lay the still bleeding body of Stan Merdetzky, surrounded by the stink of death and its unpleasant releases.
- Tiberium Wars doesn't shy away from this (War Is Hell being a central theme) with several scenes mentioning the stench of "corpse-shit" from the bodies littering the urban battlefields.
- Downfall of a Champion mentions the "malodor of fecal matter" when someone is killed by an explosive bubble.
- In the Girls und Panzer fic One-Shot, where high school girls drive real tanks to fight each other, almost all, and eventually all of the girls are killed in the battles that take place. As the girls die, nearly all of them urinate and many of them defecate, filling the interior of their tanks with not only blood and innards but the girls' urine and feces. When the recovery teams go to retrieve the girls' remains, they recoil at the stench coming from the inside of the tanks.
- In Rising Phoenix Marge's bulldog Ripper both shits and pisses when he suddenly kicks the bucket.
- Invoked in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, Dio Brando believes dead people will poop, so he states he's going to pull off Jotaro's pants to check if he's really dead from his knife combo. Jotaro, who isn't really dead, evidently actually does crap himself to fool Dio. That doesn't stop Dio from going to grab a stop-sign to perform a quick decapitation, just to be on the safe side, though Polnareff's intervention puts a stop to that.
- In the Dragon Ball Z Abridged special Bardock: The Father of Goku, this is averted. Bardock is buried in a pile of his dead teammates and exclaims "Oh god, it's true! You really do soil yourself when you die!" and later on, when he's trying to warn all the Saiyans, one of them points out that he still smells of feces.
- In Wind Shear a prejudiced auror implies that the Muggles who were being terrorized by the Knights of Walpurgis Harry just killed aren't anyone of importance.
Harry: Auror Moody, don't you think it would be prudent to make sure that nothing important was lost when the deceased had their bowels release?
Moody: Indeed, and best not to use magic. You never know what might get vanished by accident.
- In A Second Chance at Happiness? Maybe? Voldemort releases shit, piss, and blood when he dies after Harry and Regulus shoot him with an overdose of large-animal tranquilizers.
- Steve Martin plays an asshole action movie director in the Kasdan movie Grand Canyon. In an early scene, he berates a flunky for cutting out a scene where a criminal is shot in the head because there was "too much blood splatter." Later, after he himself is shot by a mugger, he lies on the street bleeding, and the camera reveals he'd also urinated on himself.
- The Golgothan Shit Demon from the movie Dogma is a demon created from this exact excrement. Golgotha was the place where Christ was crucified; it's made from the build-up of hundreds of crucified criminals. On the other hand, it was where Christ was crucified too so, while never stated, it might quite literally be "Holy Shit".
- A related example is from the film Point of No Return, the American Remake of Nikita, where Maggie urinates after being given a lethal injection.
- In Repo! The Genetic Opera, after finishing disemboweling his latest victim, the victim's waste is emptied onto Nathan Wallace's shoes, as far as we can tell from his expression and the subtle sound effect.
- At the start of Black Belt Jones, a pair of Mafia thugs kill a man, then hide his body in a wine cask. Their boss then orders, "Mark this one down to five dollars a bottle - he shit his pants when he died."
- In Phantasm, after a man is killed by the silver sphere, a pool of pale urine slowly spreads across the floor from the corpse's legs.
- The Takashi Miike film Visitor Q shows the father having sex with the naked corpse of a young female coworker. Halfway through the act, he feels that her genitals have moistened, and muses about corpses still being able to get wet. Shortly after, however, he realizes that it's actually because the woman's body has voided her bowels; the movements have caused her feces and urine to flow out of her dead body. Doesn't bother the man though, as he keeps going.
- In The Human Centipede, which is already teeming with Body Horror, this occurs upon the death of one of the victims. Too bad that victim's anus is sewn to another's mouth.
- In Se7en, the guy who ate until he burst (guilty of the sin of Gluttony, obviously) is reported to be "sitting in a pile of his own piss and shit"- an easy way for the police to tell that he was dead without having to check his vital signs.
- Kate Hudson voids her bladder in The Killer Inside Me after Casey Affleck beats her to death.
- In the little known New Zealand film Carry Me Back the lads take their dead father back home-on several occasions the corpse farts prodigiously.
- In Monster's Ball, when a condemned criminal is to be electrocuted he is shown with adult diapers.
- A dying character shits himself at least twice in Cannibal.
- Monster Clown butler Mr. Mascaro comments on this phenomenon while killing a security guard in Blood Dolls.
Mr. Mascaro: Two kinds of people I know about, little man - The kind that piss their pants when you kill them, and the kind that don't. Now, which kind do you think you are?
[guard dies, Mascaro looks down at the body]
Mr. Mascaro: Pisser.
- In The Master of Disguise, the villain has irritable bowel syndrome and occasionally farts while in the middle of something important. When he is flung into a pool, the protagonists wonder whether he is dead, citing this trope. Sure enough, the villain responds with a massive underwater fart.
- The 1988 Polish film A Short Film About Killing directed by Krzysztof Kieślowski shows its protagonist Jacek Łazar quickly and efficiently put to death by hanging. The body is shown defecating immediately afterwards.
- In the 1994 thriller Sensation, police detective Ron Perlman attempts to Squick out heroine Kari Wuhrer by describing a murder scene and noting that the naked victim emptied her bowels while she was being strangled.
- Averted in Spy for comedic effect.
"One of these dead fuckers shat his pants!"
- Ted Bundy: Before his execution on the electric chair, Ted's rectum is stuffed with cotton balls by the guards and he's fitted with an adult diaper so they won't have to clean up a mess afterwards.
- The Black Comedy of the scene in Seven Beauties where Pasqualino kills Potono is taken up a notch when Pasqualino tries to dispose of Potono's corpse. The corpse farts loudly and repeatedly as Pasqualino wrestles with it.
- Léopoldine's death is speculatively (but realistically) described in graphic detail by Nina the journalist in Amélie Nothomb's Hygiène de l'assassin ("The Assassin's Hygiene"). Her incestuous first cousin and Nina's interviewee, Prétextat Tach, however, refuses to acknowledge that and insists on a beautiful fantasy account of how she died.
- In the Hurog duology, a character kills someone who had held her captive, but refrains from stealing his clothes, on the grounds that there was "something other than blood" on them because of his death.
- In Robert A. Heinlein's novel Friday, the heroine explains to her friends in graphic detail exactly why they do not want to drag a dead cop to their secret hiding place (which is accessible only through the hot tub), at least unless they clean up the corpse first.
- In Salman Rushdie's short story Christopher Columbus and Queen Isabella of Spain Consummate Their Relationship, one of the dirty jobs Isabella gives Columbus is cleaning up the bodies of dead soldiers for burial, and the fact that they're wearing (usually full) diapers under their uniforms is mentioned.
- In Gabriel García Márquez's Chronicle of a Death Foretold, after Santiago Nasar gets stabbed in the belly, his fiancee's family notices the smell of shit coming from his protruding bowels.
- A Song of Ice and Fire, where Tywin Lannister very obviously defecates after being shot. With a crossbow. On the toilet. And unlike his reputation states, he does not, in the end, shit gold.
- In A Dance with Dragons, Grand Maester Pycelle shits himself after he's dealt a fatal head wound. Varys had to open a window because of the stench.
- Tamora Pierce averts this some of the time, particularly with several strangling deaths in the Circle of Magic books.
- Also mentioned in Pierce series Protector of the Small, where Kel knows she's fatally wounded a centaur because of the stink that alerts her to damaged (human) intestines. She ends up having to perform a Mercy Kill because no healer can cure a "belly wound".
- The Godfather includes a scene where one traitor to the Corleones, Carlo Rizzi, is garroted in a car and craps himself. The killer, Clemenza, then rolls down the window to let out the stink.
- Also the description of the garroting of Luca Brazzi.
- In The Bible's Book of Judges, chapter 3, King Eglon is stabbed in the gut by the left-handed Ehud, causing "the dirt" to come out. The fact that "dirt" is excrement is made even clearer when Eglon's personal guard delay going in to check on him because they believe him to be relieving himself-they can smell it.
- Earlier in The Bible, there is a Fidelity Test for a woman accused of cheating on her husband. After being stripped of her head-covering (and possibly some or all of her other clothing) at the temple, her husband makes an offering of coarse flour, and the priest has her drink bitter "water" that has been cursed. If she has been faithful, the "water" will have no ill effect on her...but if she hasn't, her "belly will swell and her thighs will waste away." The exact meaning of this phrase has been lost to history, but many scholars believe it would cause a uterine or vaginal prolapse, or a miscarriage...or an instant Undignified Death. It's also believed that it would have affected her lover(s) in some way.
- Most of the deaths in the Honor Harrington series involve people being blown up in space, but one in particular notes this as occurring. An undercover agent, realizing he's been made, judo flips over and snaps the neck of the man who's caught him, and notes in narration the smell of the voided bowels, presumably while his victim is still upside down.
- David Weber also makes reference to this in Safehold, when "the stink of voided bowels" follows a character being killed.
- This is referenced in the Mission Earth series by L. Ron Hubbard. It is one of the alien invaders who are attempting to turn the world's population homosexual who uses it to argue that this means the sphincter is central to life.
- In Bryce Courtenay's book Tommo And Hawk this is used to confirm a character is dead.
- In The Witcher novel, when Ciri's team gets slaughtered by a Psycho for Hire, he makes her take a look at the bodies "See, that's how people die. In their own piss."
- Justified in Enderby, by Anthony Burgess: The title character, about to kill himself, is very careful to empty his bowels first.
- The trope is noted several times in The Acts of Caine books. Within the first few pages of the first book, in fact.
- When Lestat, the main character of The Vampire Lestat of Anne Rice, is transformed into a vampire and has to "die" for this, it is described in great detail how his bowels empty while he isn't able to move and the rats come to eat the excrement. Yeah.
- Almost all the female characters in Under the Dome avert this. Particularly notable when Junior kills Angie and Dodee, as both girls urinate and defecate as they die. He later goes on to molest their dead bodies, noting that more fecal matter oozes out of them as he moves their corpses.
- In A Hat Full of Sky: Granny Weatherwax depicts the chores done by a witch on a regular basis, which includes sitting with an old man during his last moments and helping the widow clean the body and change the bedsheets, which is no chore for the faint of heart.
- In Making Money Moist von Lipwig has just, for all intents and purposes, inherited the Royal Bank after its president passed away. He's trying out the bed in the suite provided, noticing that it feels all warm and squishy, then immediately shoots up and asks where his predecessor died. He's informed she died at her desk, sitting in her chair (which has since been replaced).
- In one of the Hitman novels, Agent 47 kills a clone brother, who makes a long "farting" sound as he's strangled to death. Realistic much?
- At the end of The Builders, the Captain empties his weapons into the Toad Lord but assumes he's not dead because his giant body wasn't fully damaged from all the gunshots. It isn't until after he hears a nasty fart that smells as bad as Mephetic's skunk oil that he knows he killed him.
- In John Varley's Steel Beach we learn that low gravity + explosive decompression + no space suits/clothing (clothing optional moon colony) + bowel gas = the 'Brown Rocket' effect.
- Conan the Barbarian at one point justifies putting a man out of his misery with a list of what he would have had to endure before dying anyway. The stink of his own gutsnote is on the list.
- In the Liveship Traders trilogy, Davad Restart returns to his carriage to find a dead pig hanging out of the window and the word "traitor" written on the vehicle in blood. It is also noticed that the pig's bowels had loosened in death and as a result, the coach was smeared with the pig's shit as well.
- Ender's Shadow averts this, as Achilles talks about how Poke urinated and defecated as she died.
- The Gentleman Bastard Sequence features a scene where young Locke and the twins end up buying a corpse from the day's hanging (long story) and Locke is annoyed that he had to be downwind of the corpse because ... well.
- Referenced in a David Sedaris essay. His Greek grandmother came to live with the family when David was a kid, and his father was telling him and his sisters about how the grandmother found her brother dead in the streets, slain by mercenaries. David and his sisters pester the grandmother with questions like "When he died, did he crap his pants?"
- Somewhat averted in BattleTech's Blood of Kerensky trilogy, where Dr. Lear at one point goes into some detail on just what treating a soldier with abdominal injuries means for both the patient and the medics. No, she's not a fan of war at all.
- Averted in the Outlander series, as it is often described that the deceased 'lose their bowels' shortly after death, except in the case of Roger, who lost his bowels when he was NEARLY hung to death.
- Referenced in Dead Lines by John Skipp and Craig Spector. The antagonist tries to avoid soiling himself following his suicide by fasting and emptying his bowels and bladder as much as he can beforehand because he doesn't want his body to be found covered in effluvia. It is not stated whether the plan worked or not.
- In his Island in the Sea of Time and Emberverse series, S. M. Stirling often describes people as "voiding" when they die, and battlefields smelling like sewers.
- In The Book of the New Sun, Severian, while having the last talk with a prisoner he is putting to death the next day, advises him to eat only a light breakfast to avoid this.
- In Jean Genet's Our Lady of the Flowers, Divine is described as excreting her body's waste matter quite graphically after her miserable death from tuberculosis. The author doesn't shy away from the subjects of various bodily functions (even when one might want him to) and it's not a terribly romantic scene.
- In The Dark Sleep, Escott first realized that his acting-troupe colleagues — all 12 of them — had been murdered when he catches the scent of blood, urine, and excrement at the crime scene. He recognizes the significance of this because he'd smelled the same thing during his WWI military service.
- In Chris Ryan's novel Strike Back, the Hezbollah mention that the reason they're starving their captive Katie is to give her a "dignified death", mentioning that Katie's body would void her bowels when she died.
- Averted in the Michael Crichton book Prey, when in the beginning a person in a hospital is dying next to the bed of a small boy. The curtains are drawn during the dramatic death, but the boy can still smell the bowels being emptied.
- In The Dressmaker, Stuart Pettyman does this after running head-first into a wall and breaking his neck.
- Averted in The Riftwar Cycle; the stink of the bowels being voided is often mentioned when someone dies.
- Not quite dealing with post-mortem defecation, but corpses in The Things They Carried are mentioned as belching as they are loaded onto carts.
- Averted in Spider Robinson's Callahan's Legacy, when a character talks about a knife fight he had when he was younger. He specifically mentions that he knew, intellectually, what was going on, but becomes shocked and physically ill when he gets feces on his hand after stabbing someone in the abdomen.
- Implied aversion in the Xeelee Sequence story Raft. One character sees "a shape hanging from rope" and "a pool of something brown and thick" beneath it.
- One of the CSI: Miami tie-in novels averts it; the corpse is found in a car trunk and a 'number 3' is referred to, then it's explained.
- In The Afterlife by Gary Soto, Chuy is stabbed to death in the bathroom while on a date. When he looks at his body (as a ghost), he thinks that his father will be ashamed of him because he peed himself.
- In Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town, Mimi tells the story of how, when she was a little girl, her aunt and sole caretaker died. Mimi tried to clean up the body before going to get anyone, which is how she found out that her aunt had wings too, just like her.
There was a stain forming under Auntie, piss and shit and death-juice, and as I looked at her, I had a firm sense that it wouldn't be right to bring people up to her apartment with her like this. I'd seen dead people on TV. They were propped up on pillows, in clean hospital nighties, with rouged cheeks.
- There's an aversion played for horror in Donald Goines's novel Dopefiend. When Terry's pregnant friend hangs herself, Terry discovers the body and suffers a Freak Out after accidentally touching the woman's feces that have slipped to the floor. Then the narrative mentions that the fetus's head is protruding from the dead woman's vulva.
- In George Hutton's Zapotec, a thirteen-year-old virgin girl defecates as she is killed on the altar as a live sacrifice.
- In James Thompson's Lucifer's Tears, when the cops discover the dead body of Iisa Filippov lying on a hotel bed, they note that she had voided her bowels in death, and the bed sheets under her thighs are stained with her urine and feces.
- In the novel The Other Side of Midnight by Sidney Sheldon, Noelle is given an enema before her execution to prevent her from defecating in death when she is killed. However, she still urinates as she is shot dead by the firing squad.
- In Mark Baker's Cops, the protagonist pulls a dying young girl out of a wrecked car from an accident. The girl urinates as she dies, soaking his arms and uniform.
- Referenced and then averted in J.F. Gonzalez's Shapeshifters. Before killing herself, Carol goes to the toilet to pee, as she didn't want whoever cleared her body to "deal with what she shit out of herself". Nevertheless, she still soiled herself as she died; Bernard, who discovered her body, mentions the "stench of Carol's voided bowels" and the dirty mess under her corpse.
- In Michael R. Collings's Devil's Plague, Alix is fatally poisoned and wets herself while convulsing in death.
- In Anthony Genualdi's Treason, Alissa lesbian-rapes Arianne's dead body and the movements cause the dead girl's urine and feces to ooze out of her.
- Averted in Richard Morgan's Altered Carbon, where Louise defecates as she is tortured and killed. Her body is later thrown and locked in a car boot with the protagonist, who comments with disgust at the sight and stench of the young woman's body voiding the last of her bowels.
- Referenced in Jonathan Smith's Summer in February, where Gilbert reads a book on death by cyanide poisoning to learn about how Florence died. The book mentions that her involuntary muscles would relax upon her death, causing her body to void her bladder and bowels, and that "the strong smell of her feces and urine would be evident to one entering the room".
- Averted multiple times in Seishirou Terumi's Essence by the characters who die in the battles.
- Two Hearts, a sequel to The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle, has a scene towards the end where King Lir is nearly ripped in half by the griffin. The narrator notes that there is "blood, and worse", and when Lir speaks to the others while dying, he too notes the smell and suspects he wet himself. Notably, the griffin did not suffer the same, although its "lion half" is dead.
- Averted in Clint McCullough's Nevada, where Tony Guliano is in a pit, thinking he's being forced to dig his own grave, when Gatori, the man he hired to get Meade Slaughter's son hooked on drugs, is tossed into the pit. Because Guliano is another casino owner and it would look bad if he was killed, Meade lets him live, and lets Guliano climb out:
Shaking himself, Meade said in a quieter voice, Why don't you use Gatori like a ladder and climb out? Maybe you should check his pants first. They may be cleaner than yours.
Tony Giuliano stared dumbly down at the corpse. Forget it. The guy shit his pants when he died, Jack said, moving up beside Meade.
- Guardians of the Flame: Averted. Walter notes that after a battle, the whole area smells, as people will mostly void their bowels at death.
- In Winner Takes All, John Rain ambushes a man as he leaves the toilet, and notes it has the added advantage in that he has less of a mess to clean up afterwards when rearranging the scene.
- When Marissa's friend Chris dies, Krouse notes that his bowels had released, and even corrects Luke when he assumes that the smell outside was from a broken septic pipe and not all the dead bodies created by the Simurgh.
- In a fit of boredom, Jack Slash offers a deal to one of his soon-to-be victims:
Jack Slash: I'll even let you relieve yourself in the bathroom beforehand so you don't shit yourself so badly when you drop dead. You'd have to be quick unless you want to be on the toilet when she comes in, but it's a chance few get.
- Recycled In Space in The Butcher of Anderson Station.
Freds vacuum-rated armor protected him from the smell of viscera, but it reported it to him as a slight increase in atmospheric methane levels. The stench of death reduced to a data point.
- The League of Gentlemen does this with a bunch of people who died when the air supply to their bondage suits was cut off. When the suits are opened... eugh!
- Actually played for humor in Supernatural, believe it or not. Sam is stuck in a "Groundhog Day" Loop where Dean dies (in various, hilarious ways) every day. Sam is aware of the repeating days; Dean is not. Sam tries to explain that in another version of that day, Dean got hit by a car and killed:
Sam: And what?
Dean: Did it look cool like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean (defensively): Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
- In Misfits, one of Nathan's first lines after coming back from the grave is "I appear to have shit myself". He later says that he learns how to control this with his subsequent deaths. However, it's played straight by all of the other deaths in the show. No one seems to notice any shit.
- Obliquely referenced in a CSI: NY involving a man who was buried alive, dug his way out, then died. One of the clues that he'd previously been interred is that he's found wearing an adult diaper: a standard precaution in the funeral industry.
- One episode of Twin Peaks had Agent Cooper mention this fact, but never actually depicted it.
- Before his scheduled lethal injection in Prison Break, Lincoln is presented with a diaper to put on beforehand for precisely this purpose.
- Happens in Six Feet Under when a character is transporting a corpse back to the morgue and has to clean it up later.
- One of the characters in The Sopranos urinated immediately after he hung himself in the basement.
- In the House episode "97 Seconds", a clinic patient (and later, House himself) poops after deliberately electrocuting himself in order to have a Near Death Experience.
- Mentioned in Oz, when a Catholic priest in the prison who had begun trying to reform Ryan O'Reilly and became his cellmate died suddenly in his sleep. Ryan gets to deal with the bowel failure, and in an unusually thoughtful and morose moment afterward, muses on the symbolism of the fact that everyone shits as they die.
- On NCIS, the presence of urine on a carpet provided the first confirmation of an eyewitness's claim she'd seen a murder through her window. McGee explains this trope to account for it.
- In an episode of Action, director Titus Scroad drowns face down in his pool. When Peter and Uncle Lonny go to investigate, Lonny muses on the possibility that he might not be dead, because "people usually shit their pants when they die". Then he sees "the turd in question".
- Game of Thrones usually averts this, at least in how much it is discussed:
Dolorous Ed: If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we died.
- King Robert mentions how "they don't put that in the songs" during a conversation with Ser Barristan. Robert himself is nearly disemboweled a few episodes later and while lying on his deathbed mentions how it "stinks like death". Also lampshaded in Season 2
- The season 4 finale, "The Children", alters one of the most memorable death scenes in the series. In the books, Tywin Lannister empties his bowels when he's shot with a crossbow bolt. The chapter ends with a morbidly funny twist on the joke that Tywin is so rich he shits gold. But the show tidies his death up somewhat and avoids any direct implication he used the privy at his moment of death, probably because a big ol' fart noise would have completely destroyed the tense, dramatic mood of the scene.
- And then Season 6 Episode 6 features a play mocking the Lannisters and especially Tywin whose death scene is accompanied by fart noises.
- In the middle of Season 7, Jaime Lannister asks young noble Dickon Tarly how he feels after his first battle, and Dickon responds that 'the smell' is one of the most vivid things he remembers about wholesale slaughtering his former allies, the Tyrells. Bronn, Jamie's guard, is not noble-born and has been exposed to battle far longer, cheerfully pipes up about how he first experienced the phenomenon - at five years old.
- Mentioned in the pilot episode of Tales from the Crypt. A prison executioner (William Sadler) muses on the impending end of a death-row inmate's life and decides that the man will probably soil himself when he dies in the electric chair.
- Not involving death, but still extremely egregious. In one episode of The Job, Mike is suffering a severe Potty Emergency when a criminal body-checks him into the bathroom wall, knocking him on his ass and unconscious. By all reasonable logic, this should have caused him to shit his pants.
- In the Columbo episode "Agenda for Murder" (1990), Patrick McGoohan's character refers to the "digestive spasm" that often precedes rigor mortis.
- In Eleventh Hour, it's determined that a chimpanzee was killed elsewhere and then moved to the location it was found because there's no poop in the vicinity. Human victims still play it straight, though, so apparently while animals may lose control of their functions, humans remained civilized even in death.
- This is averted in an episode of Salem when a young midwife is hanged after being accused of witchcraft. When she finally succumbs to the noose, the camera explicitly shows her urinating at the moment of death.
- Community - Abed relates a story to Jeff about getting to be a background extra on Cougar Town, where he immerses himself so thoroughly into the character he'd created internally that when the shot was over, so was his character's life. He metaphorically died, collapsing and evacuating his bowels. Or maybe he made it all up.
- One Saturday Night Live sketch features Melissa McCarthy as Rhonda, a woman who is trying (and failing) to learn how to flirt. She attempts to proposition Kyle Mooney by suggesting they go to an execution and make bets on whether the prisoner "poops himself on the slab."
- On My Name Is Earl, Earl throws a funeral for a young man he'd accidentally kidnapped in an earlier episode, who unfortunately died in a Murphy's Bed incident before Earl could make it up to him. Since this young man didn't really have any nice clothes, Joy sold Earl the purple tuxedo that Darnell wore when he married her. At the funeral, Darnell is less than pleased to see his beloved purple tux on the deceased and is especially concerned that the deceased might be farting in it. Earl offers to have it dry-cleaned, but Darnell can't allow it because the purple dye is illegal.
- On one episode of Nightwatch the family of an elderly African-American man picked up by the paramedics states he lost control of his bowels before they arrived so they assume he's going to die, stating an old belief that a black man does that before dying. When his partner mentions it to him later, one of the paramedics dryly notes that everyone does that when they die.
- When the killers were about to be hanged for the Clutter family murders in Truman Capote's non-fiction novel In Cold Blood, one of them kept asking to use the bathroom because they wanted to avoid this. They had to be told no matter how much you get out before you die, it will still happen.
- Referenced (sort of) in Waiting for Godot, except it's about the penile sphincter rather than the anal one.
Vladimir: What do we do now?
Vladimir: Yes, but while waiting.
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
- Postmortem erections, by the way, are known as "angel lust," and occur when a body dies in an upright position. Gravity causes the person's blood to pool in his lower extremities, which causes the feet and legs to swell along with... the obvious. In some cases they also ejaculate.
- Frank Wedekind (the guy who wrote the original Spring Awakening) references this in the play Lulu. After her elderly husband dies and she thinks he is just unconscious, Lulu notes "He's shit himself and doesn't even know!"
- In The Book of Mormon, "Joseph Smith American Moses" plays Joseph Smith's death of dysentery for maximum Toilet Humor.
- In World of Warcraft, one of the bosses alludes to this as he dies:
Forgemaster Garfrost yells: Garfrost hope giant underpants clean. Save boss great shame. For later.
- In DikuMUD, one of the possible item drops from killing a monster is "steaming turds of [monster name]".
- In Diablo III, most enemies (and thankfully, all players) avoid this trope. One boss you fight, however, is the rather corpulent sin lord of gluttony, Ghom. Throughout the battle with him, he farts out noxious fumes which indicate he has serious turmoil going on down there. And when you kill him, well...
- In the online flash game Don't Shit Your Pants, the goal is to... well... In an interesting nod to realism, killing yourself will lead to a game over as you lose control of your bowels unless you took your pants off first.
- When investigating a murder victim in L.A. Noire the coroner will refer to the usual evacuation smell.
- Some of the shown deaths in Kara no Shoujo, particularly those of Tsuzuriko and Orihime, avert this; the urination and defecation of the girls as they die is shown in vivid detail.
- The patient in Trauma Center doesn't die, but one of them has a hole in her intestines that is, essentially, leaking shit into her blood and poisoning her to death; you have to remove some of it from the liver and then patch the hole.
- It's mentioned in Laura Bow and the Dagger of Amon Ra that several victims have "additional wet marks", which Laura declines to touch.
- Lampshaded in Déjà Vu.
Atari ST version text: You realize with horror that you will be found dead without a proper change of underwear and socks. You cringe in the worst way till death mercifully takes the unbearable thought away. Start again.
- The Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.
- Ron in Grand Theft Auto V mentions seeing someone "void his bowels."
- In the fighting game maker M.U.G.E.N:
- Some of the female characters which can be ported and used will urinate after they are killed.
- Original character Dee Bee Kaw makes several fart sounds when KO'd, implying that he crapped himself.
- In Dark Souls killing the infested barbarians in Blighttown will occasionally net you the Dung Pies, and you can inflict toxin by throwing their poop towards your enemies.
- In Dark Souls III, the giants in Cathedral of the Deep and the Monstrosities of Sins in Profaned Capital will drop dung pies upon death as well.
- Liberal Crime Squad: The game occasionally describes characters as "gasping a last breath and soiling the floor" when they die.
- In the Team Fortress 2 comics, Spy and a naked Sniper have this conversation shortly after killing the Team Fortress Classic Sniper:
Spy: I still don't see why you couldn't have stolen pants off the dead man.
Sniper: Y'do know what people do in their pants when they die, right?
Spy: Yes. I am aware. It would still be preferable.
- The Binding of Isaac has ???, who is a dead, cyanotic Isaac who starts off with an item that allows him to poop on command. Can't get closer to averting this trope than that.
- Final Fantasy Tactics has a track colorfully named "Bloody Excrement". The title has been interpreted to be a reference to what results from war: lots of bloodshed and feces.
- In Tyranny, one of the Voices of Nerat's victims, Mattias "Brown Bottom", is noted to have "live[d] up to his name" and "soiled himself horribly during his final moments of life".
- The averted version is exploited in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain: while outgunned, nearly naked, and escaping from a military hospital, Ishmael empties out an IV bag while Playing Possum to sell his ruse.
- Dr. Havoc's Diary: The Henchmen vacate their bowels when they're killed in Episode 17. Brock is surprised that it actually happens since he never sticks around his victims.
- The Venture Bros.: When Race Bannon dies, he evacuates his bowels. The boys get Squicked out and Brock points out that, "They never show that part on TV".
- Averted in South Park as a Running Gag in "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes".
- In another episode, specifically as a Call-Back to the above, it was an indication that a major character, Chef, had been Killed Off for Real. Cartman says "The last thing you do before you die is crap your..."- cue poop. Also see, Crosses the Line Twice.
- To the point where it's now become a running gag to show a dead body unceremoniously letting out loud fart sounds to purposely ruin the drama going on.
- In the Futurama episode "The Sting" the priest at Fry's funeral grosses out the audience by drawing attention to this having occurred.
- Referred to in one episode of Family Guy. When Quagmire is playing dead to be rid of a woman, Peter attempts to confirm it by shouting "You know what'll prove it? When people die, they void their bowels. I said, when people die they void their bowels!" Quagmire sells it. Peter then makes fun of him for it.
- In the season 3 episode, "Death Lives", Death told Peter he soiled himself when lightning struck him.
- Also, when Peter takes first aid, he runs to assist someone (who's perfectly fine), freaking them out when he insists he has to check if they've soiled themselves.
- Brian comments that Bertram voided his bowels upon being killed by Stewie.
- In the Adventure Time episode "Who Would Win", after a character is beaten to a bloody pulp and passes out, he farts. Finn's initial horrified reaction is, "Did you just die?"
- Robot Chicken:
Cop 1: Ironically, she crapped herself when she died.
- Semi-averted in a sketch about G.I. Joe. After Seal Team 6 shoots Cobra Commander in the head, his body farts for a couple of seconds.
- This was also touched upon in the episode "Moesha Poppins" during a skit about the current lives of girl toys where it was revealed that Venus de Milo, the fifth female turtle from Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, killed herself by drowning herself in the toilet.
Cop 2: Is that ironic or just funny?
- A strange variation occurs in Mr. Pickles where it happens to the female bounty hunter, but defecating and urinating through her breasts instead. Most other corpses don't defecate, but this may be because Mr. Pickles takes no time in rearranging them into graphic tools or works of art.
- A variant in The Street, in which a girl, in an obvious effort to gross her younger brother out, talks about how a man will have an orgasm when he's hanged.
- This becomes a plot point in Rick and Morty when Ruben's death leads to a concentration of fecal matter that overloads his artificial sphincter and destroys Anatomy Park's evacuation route.
- Some Samurai would fast before a battle so that "their bodies would not pass dirt upon death" in order to avert this trope.
- The classic joke where the condemned orders fiber muffins for their last meal. Think about it...
- Not death, but one of the (several) reasons patients scheduled to undergo surgery are often instructed to fast beforehand is if their operation requires the administration of a muscle-relaxant that will affect the anal sphincter. This is also cause to pity obstetricians, since the baby's head emerging from the birth canal compresses the lower intestine, like a tube of toothpaste (squeezed from the bottom, no less.) In fact, a logical sister trope to this one would be No Newborn Has Crap On Him At Arrival. They're rarely covered, and what with all the blood and mucus as well you can miss it, but sometimes it's hard to miss entirely.
- More likely reasons are to avoid regurgitation/inhalation of vomit and to have the operating zone reasonably clean in cases of intestinal surgery.
- In surgery, one of the medications given as standard anesthesia is a paralytic - all of the muscles are paralyzed in a relaxed state. This is why a respirator is required (the paralytic relaxes the diaphragm and the pain medications suppress the respiratory drive) and absorbent padding is placed under the patient's pelvis to collect any urine/feces released. One reason for the paralytic is that it is easier to cut through fully relaxed muscle tissue than muscle tissue that is in its resting (slightly tensed) state. Another major reason is if the patient has a seizure (for whatever reason), then the patient's body will not move in the slightest.
- If intestinal surgery can be postponed for 24-36 hours, then the patient undergoes the same preparation as for a colonoscopy. The patient, if conscious, will be required to drink a cup from a gallon of clear, colorless laxative (usually in the patient's requested flavor from 5-7 flavor packets that can make the laxative less distasteful) and clear, colorless liquids (water, clear soda) until the gallon is finished, or the patient is passing only clear fluid from the bowels. This is generally in conjunction with antibiotics which kill off most of the normal intestinal bacteria so that the bowels are both clean and relatively sterile before surgery. If emergency intestinal surgery is required, ample suction is used to remove bowel content as quickly as possible, and high doses of strong antibiotics are given during and after surgery to prevent infection inside the abdominal cavity.
- Though for procedures on the intestines themselves, an enema would usually be administered — the only way to reliably avert this. In the 20th century, it was quite common practice for hospitals to routinely give an enema to women in labor (as well as always shaving their genitals, for reasons harder to explain). Both have since been rejected by most authorities as unnecessarily invasive things to put the patient through at a time like that.
- Some places in the United States which still have the death sentence put an adult diaper on the condemned.
- When a programmer says that their computer, program, or operating system "shit the bed," they mean that the computer/program/operating system crashed horribly. The phrase comes from this trope.
- In a variation, in Britain after one particularly awful incident women condemned to hang were given knickers made from a similar material to those worn for PE in order to prevent, at the least, evacuation of gender-specific abdominal fluids, and at worst, prolapse (the ejection and turning inside-out-of) of the entire vagina, womb and ovaries.
- This actually only applied to the last few women who were hanged (the woman in question, Edith Thompson, died in 1923-she bled heavily from her vagina during death, causing rumours to spread that- contrary to the law-she had been hanged while pregnant, though it was very unlikely. The case was more horrific in that over a million people had requested she be spared the death penalty, an ultimately futile attempt.)
- Care workers in old peoples' homes are inevitably confronted with the need to wash and lay out a body for decent inspection by the deceased's relatives and/or collection by the undertakers' "private ambulance". This invariably involves cleaning up the terminal bowel movement.
- Not just in modern care homes. Virtually every funerary tradition known to anthropology includes washing the deceased's body, for this reason (less well known is that undertakers or, before that, midwives, would also plug the orifices of the body to prevent leakage during the mourning rites-which in some Christian traditions could go on for days). Of course, it's not hard to find a religious significance in a final 'cleansing' before the funeral (consider in the Christian faith, where it echoes baptism, or the significance of washing in the Jewish and Islamic traditions, which have very rich symbolism around hygiene.)
- An undertakers' practice in Britain once collected from a mortuary the corpse of a man who had succumbed to over-exertion during sex. Getting him onto the slab for preparation, they were consternated that the corpse still had an erection. This should be impossible, as the engorged blood vessels that supply an erection will drain back into the body on death. Thinking at first it was a medical students' prank, they looked closely at the corpse. It turned out that in life, the dead man had used a vacuum pump to artificially draw blood into his penis and to conserve the resultant erection; he had slipped an elastic band around the base of the shaft to prevent it subsiding. The police, the doctor certifying death, and the hospital staff had either completely missed it or had left the band in place so the funeral directors could have a laugh too...
- This is one reason why veterinarians usually insist that pet owners leave the examination room before the final stage of their pets' euthanasia. Seeing one's beloved pet make a last deposit for the pooper-scooper rather kills the solemn dignity of such farewells.
- A contemporary account of the execution of General Malet and his involuntary accomplices mentions that "before the execution, one of the main conspirators walked away for a while. The soldiers thought he was trying to escape and followed him; but he turned around and told those who walked in his footsteps: 'Don't worry, it's only a natural need.' Then he came back to the place where he was to be shot."
- According to church historians, Arius, of the Arian Heresy (against which the famous Council of Nicaea was convened and the Nicene Creed written) fame, died after literally shitting out most of his intestines and a bit of his liver.
As [he] approached the Constantines Forum, a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized Arius, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient place near, and being directed to the back of Constantines Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood so that he almost immediately died. The scene of this catastrophe still is shown at Constantinople, as I have said, behind the shambles in the colonnade: and by persons going by pointing the finger at the place, there is a perpetual remembrance preserved of this extraordinary kind of death.—Socrates Scholasticus
- Most modern historians interpret this account to say that Arius was probably poisoned to death.
- "Pee your pants" has come into vogue on Tumblr as Bowdlerized/Non Sequitur insult, riffing on how some people will construe anything on the internet as meaning "kill yourself" - and with this trope, there might be justification.
- Any mother who ever used the Stock Phrase "Always wear clean underwear, because it'll be shameful if you get run over by a car and are found to have been wearing dirty undies when you died". Er, hate to break this to you Mom, but, as Bill Cosby said in reference to mothers insisting that their children wear clean underwear in case they get in a car accident: "First you say it, then you do it." He did come up with a workaround in that most mothers say "Have a clean pair of undies" when invoking this phrase, all he needs is to have them stored in the glove compartment.