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• Ab And On Ware (I'm buff and I use computer software.)
• Abandoned Are A (Someone is about to insult the abandoned, but can't think of an insult.)
  • A Band On Ed Are A (Someone can't think of an insult for the band on Edward's lawn.)
  • A Band On Ed Area (There's a band about the place where Edward lives.)
  • Abandon Ed Area (Let's evacuate the place where Ed lives.)
  • A Ban Don Ed Area (Don is banned from Ed's home.)
• Ab Solute Comparative (A chemical mixture that compares muscles.)
• Acting Out Ad Ay Dream (A dream about acting an ad about Fonzie's catchphrase?)
  • "Acting Out a Day" - Dr. E.A.M. (A doctor with the initials E.A.M. mentions acting out a day.)
• Act Or Allusion (Hey, you there! Either start acting or make a Shout-Out now!)
• Actor Role Con Fusion (Both the actor and the character are conmen, and the two personas get fused together.)
  • Actor Ro Le Confusion (Ro became an actress, but she has to speak French, which confuses her.)
• Abandon Ed Catchphrase (Let's get rid of Edward's catchphrase, or alternatively, a catchphrase about abandoning Edward.)
  • A Band On Ed Catchphrase (Edward's catchphrase is so popular, though, that there's a band formed around it.)
  • Ab And On Ed Catchphrase (Edward's catchphrase has to do with abs.)
• Abandon Ed Laboratory (An instruction to abandon Edward in the laboratory, or an order for Edward to abandon his laboratory).
  • A Band On Ed Laboratory (A band is playing on the roof of Edward's laboratory.)
  • A Ban Don Ed Laboratory (Don is banned from Edward's laboratory.)
  • Ab And On Ed Laboratory (Edward is a very buff scientist standing on the roof of his laboratory.)
• A Band On Ed Mine (My band is about Edward, and I don't have very good English.)
  • Abandon Ed Mine (We're abandoning Edward in the mine.)
  • A Ban Don Ed Mine (Don and Ed are banned from the mine.)
  • Abandoned Min E (Mindy Evans has been abandoned.)
  • A Ban Do Ned Mine (A person who doesn't speak English well has banned Ned from mining.)
  • Ab And On Ed Mine (Edward exercises his abs in a mine.)
• A Band On Ship (Presumably, a cruise ship. Cf. "I'm On a Boat".)
  • A Ban D On Ship (The letter D is not allowed on any ship.)
  • A Ban Don's Hip (Where is Don's hip being banned from now?)
  • Abandons Hip (Why is someone abandoning their own hip?)
  • Ab And On Ship (Someone ripped is on a ship.)
• A Band On Ship Ping (The USS Ping welcomes our musical hosts, Pen and the Islands!)
  • A Ban Don's Hip Ping (Don's hip is banned from ping-pong.)
  • A Band On Shipping (The band sings songs about shipping.)
  • A Ban D On Shipping (The letter D is not allowed when shipping.)
  • Abandon Ship Ping (Damn, that cruise ship went down fast but it had really fast internet!)
  • A Ban Don Ship Ping (Don is not allowed on the USS Ping.)
  • A Ban D On Ship Ping (The letter D is not allowed on the USS Ping either.)
  • Ab And On Ship Ping (Someone with a six-pack is on the USS Ping.)
  • Ab And On Shipping (The two most muscular characters are shipped together.)
• Abhor Rent Admirer (Who could ever appreciate having to pay rent?)
• Ab Led In The Adaptation (When this got adapted into a new medium, The Strong Guy became the leader of the party.)
• Abort Ed Arc (I don't like this plot arc about Ed. Let's cancel it.)
  • Ab Or Ted Arc (We have two options for this upcoming arc— either it will focus on six-packs, or Ted.)
• Absurdly Long Stair Way (It'll take you an incredibly long time to go up these stairs.)
  • Absurdly Long St Air Way (St. Air walked a ridiculously long walk.)
• Ab Use Mistake (I made a mistake when showing off my six-pack.)
  • A Bus? E-Mistake (Turns out buying a bus ticket online was... not a good decision.)
• Abusive Pa Rents (Our landlord is an abusive dad.)
  • A Bus? I've Parents (Sure, asking your parents for a ride may be embarrassing... but remember that Buses Are for Freaks!)
• Accident Al Aesop (Accident Al learns a lesson.)
  • Acci Dental Aesop (Acci gives a lesson about dental hygiene.)
• Accident Al Aiming Skills (Turns out that Accident Al can aim really well.)
  • Accident Al Aimings Kills (Or so everyone thought, before he hit someone by mistake and killed them.)
  • Acci Dental Aiming Skills (Acci the dentist can also aim well.)
  • Acci Dental Aimings Kills (But he's a Depraved Dentist.)
• Accident Al Art (He's a talented artist.)
• Accident Al Astronaut (He's even qualified to go to space.)
  • Acci Dental Astronaut (Acci is both a dentist and an astronaut.)
• Accident Al Athlete (He's good at sports, too!)
• Accident Al Bargaining Skills (Accident Al can bargain well.)
  • Acci Dental Bargaining Skills (So can Acci the dentist.)
  • Acci Dental Bargainings Kills (A Depraved Dentist named Acci uses bargaining to determine who to kill.)
  • Accident Al Bargainings Kills (Accident Al accidentally killed someone during a bargaining session. Guess he's not that skilled after all.)
  • Accident Al Bar Gaining Skills (But he is good at gaining bars.)
  • Accident Al Bar Gainings Kills (...Or not. Seems he can't escape that Accidental Murder no matter what he does.)
  • Acci Dental Bar Gaining Skills (But Acci the dentist is good at gaining bars.)
  • Acci Dental Bar Gainings Kills (He'll never give up murdering.)
• Accident Al Bid (Accident Al goes to an auction.)
  • Acci Dental Bid (Acci bid on some dental tools.)
• Accident Al Celebrity (With everything he's been up to, you'd expect him to have some sort of fame by now.)
  • Acci Dental Celebrity (Same with A Cci.)
• Accident Al Dance Craze (Everybody do the Accident Al!)
  • Acci Dental Dance Craze (Remember to floss every day!)
• Accident Al Declaration Of Love (I love Accident Al!)
  • Acci Dental Declaration Of Love (And Acci the dentist!)
• Accident Al Discovery (Accident Al watches the Discovery Channel.)
  • Accident Al, Disco? Very! (Accident Al loves his disco music.)
  • Acci Dental Discovery (Acci the dentist discovered something.)
  • Acci Dental, Disco? Very! (Acci the dentist loves disco.)
  • Acci Dental: Dis Cover? Y? (Acci the dentist doesn't know why the band is covering this particular song.)
  • Accident Al: Dis Cover? Y? (Neither does Accident Al.)
• Accident Al Downer Ending (Al's heroics led to a sad ending for everyone.)
  • Acci Dental Downer Ending ("Sorry, I wasn't able to fix your cavities after all.")
• Accident Al: Hero of the Galaxy (Maybe he's not the right person for this position.)
  • Acci, Dental Hero of the Galaxy (Acci's such a good dentist that he's hailed as a worldwide hero.)
• Accident Al Murder (Ol' Accident Al is always going around causing accidents. One day someone got fed up with his shenanigans and shot him.)
  • Acci Dental Murder (Someone named Acci was murdered with dental tools.)
• Accident Al Incantation (Accident Al accidentally summoned something!)
  • Accident Al In Cantation (And it happened in a place called Cantation.)
  • Acci Dental Incantation (When brushing and flossing won't get the plaque out, you need help from the supernatural.)
  • Acci Dental In Cantation (Acci also works in Cantation.)
• Accident Al In Nuendo (Accident Al moved to Nuendo and caused all sorts of wacky hijinks.)
  • Accidental In Nuendo (I escaped to Nuendo, and my life sentence for murder was shortened, because they realized it was only manslaughter! Cool!)
  • Acci Dental In Nuendo (A dentist named Acci works in a place called Nuendo.)
  • Accident Al Innuendo (Accident Al made a risque joke.)
  • Acci Dental Innuendo (Acci made a rude joke while operating on someone's teeth.)
• Accident Al Nightmare Fuel (Oh god, is that Accident Al with his chest cut wide open?!)
  • Acci Dental Nightmare Fuel (Acci is a scary dentist.)
  • Acci Dental Night Mare Fuel (Acci uses dental equipment to run a horse-like Fembot at night).
  • Accident Al Night Mare Fuel (Accident Al helps power this horse too.)
• Accident Al Passenger (It wouldn't hurt for him to travel in our car...)
  • Acci Dental Passenger (Acci prefers to share rides with others.)
• Acci Dental Per Vert (A dentist named Acci provides services paid in green things.)
  • Accident Al Pervert (Apparently, some sicko liked to snoop on Accident Al...)
  • Acci Dental Pervert (Now the sicko is snooping on Acci...)
  • Accident Al Per Vert (Accident Al is doing something with green stuff.)
• Accident Al Proposal (Accident Al is getting married!)
  • Acci Dental Proposal (And so is Acci the dentist.)
• Accident Al Theft (Accident Al has stolen something.)
  • Acci Dental Theft (Someone has stolen Acci's dental tools.)
• Acid Ref Lux Nightmare (A dream about having to refund someone the cost of some acid which was damaged by light?)
  • A Cid Reflux Nightmare (I had a bad dream about Cidius with indigestion.)
  • A Cid Reflux Night Mare (Cidius's pet horse is up at night and has indigestion. Maybe he should take her to the vet.)
• A Cid Trip Dimension (A dimension where Cidius goes on a lot of trips?)
• Acme Pro Ducts (need some ducts? The ACME Company can help you out)
• Acronym Con Fusion (Two scams about acronyms were fused together.)
• Act I On 52 (There are 52 acts in this play, and they are all horrible.)
  • Act Ion 52 (Do something already, Ion 52!)
• Act I On Bomb (Starting things off with a bang.)
  • Act, Ion Bomb (Come on, you dud bomb, work!)
• Act I On Dad (The first act of this play is about Dad.)
  • Act Ion Dad (Act Ion Girl's father.)
• Act I On Duo (Apparently, I'm supposed to play two people at once.)
  • Act, Ion Duo (C'mon you two ions, do your thing!)
• Act I On Fashionista
• Act I On Girl
  • Act Ion Girl (Particle Man's girlfriend.)
• Act I On Girlfriend (This play is dedicated to my girlfriend.)
  • Act Ion Girlfriend (Yep, they're together now.)
• Act I On Hero (Then the play focuses on the other characters...)
  • Act, Ion Hero! (C'mon! You're a chemistry-themed superhero, so get off your butt and do something!)
• Act I On Horror (This play starts off scary, but then turns funny!)
• Act I On Man (The play then focuses on women after it.)
• Act I On Mom (Ummm...)
  • Act Ion Mom (Act Ion Girl's mother.)
• Act I On Park (The first act of the play is all about the protagonist looking for a parking space.)
  • Act Ion Park (Do something, Ion "Park"!)
• Act I On Pet (Be patient, the play will focus on other animals soon.)
  • Act Ion Pet (A play featuring a pet with chemistry-related superpowers.)
• Act I On Politician (The first act of this play is about politics.)
• Act I On Survivor (Either the first act is about the Sole Survivor or they're adapting Survivor: Fire into a play.)
• Actually A Goo Did EA (What?! A goo is responsible for Electronic Arts?!)
• Actually, F Our Mooks (Our mooks are crap, fuck them.)
  • Act, U Ally! Four Mooks! (There are four mooks approaching! Get off your butt and fight them!)
• Act, U Ally, Not a Vampire! (He's not a vampire, you ally, he's just acting.)
  • "Actually Not a Vamp" Ire (Someone is angry that a woman is not The Vamp.)
• Act, U Ally, Pretty Funny (I found this play somewhat amusing, ally.)
• Adam and Ore VE (Adam and a rock are in a virtual environment.)
  • A Dam and/or Eve (There's either a dam, Eve, or both.)
• A Dam We Sting (Big Dam Plot meets The Caper?)
  • A Dam West In G (A piece of instrumental music about the Hoover Dam?)
  • Adam West In G (A song about Adam West.)
  • Adam We Sting (We're stinging Adam.)
• Adaptation Al Skill (Adaptation Al is very skilled.)
  • Adaptation Al Dye Job (Adaptation Al has dyed his hair.)
  • Adaptation Al Dumbass (Despite his skills, Adaptation Al is very dumb.)
    • Adaptation Al Dumb Ass (He has a pet donkey who is also dumb.)
  • Adaptation Al Intelligence (Not any more!)
  • Adaptation Al Jerkass (He's a nasty piece of work, though.)
    • Adaptation Al Jerk Ass (He's Shaking the Rump.)
    • Adaptation Al Jerk As S (He's just as mean as the letter S.)
    • Adaptational Jerk Ass (An adaptation makes it so a character shakes their butt a lot.)
  • Adaptation Al Nice Guy (Must've learned some manners.)
  • Adaptation Al Self Defense (One of Adaptation Al's skills is defending himself.)
  • Adaptation Al Villainy (He's turned to the dark side now.)
    • Adaptation Al Villa In Y (He has a mansion in a town called Y.)
    • Adaptational Villa In Y (Y didn't have a mansion in the source material, but it does in the adaptation.)
    • Adaptation Al Villain? Y? (Why is Adaptation Al meant to be the baddie again?)
    • Adaptational Villian? Y? (The source material had no villain, so why is there one in the adaptation?)
  • Adaptation Al Heroism (Make up your mind, Adaptation Al!)
    • Adaptational Hero Is M (In the adaptation, the letter M is the hero.)
  • Adaptation Al Abomination (Someone hates his guts!)
    • Adaptation Al A Bom In At Ion (Adaptation Al has an ion bomb, and someone who can't spell "bomb" is warning us.)
  • Adaptation Al Attractiveness (Someone has a crush on Adaptation Al.)
    • Adaptation Al Attractive Ness (He has a pretty Loch Ness monster for a pet.)
  • Adaptation Al Backstory Change (Adaptation Al has a Multiple-Choice Past.)
    • Adaptation Al Back Story Change (When Adaptation Al returned, the story changed.)
  • Adaptation Al Skimpiness (Gosh, Adaptation Al! Cover up!)
    • Adaptation Al's Kim Pines S (Adaptation Al's girlfriend Kim is pining for the letter S.)
  • Adaptation Al Wimp (Is that the same person who called him an abomination?)
    • Adaptation Al W Imp (Adaptation Al is next to an imp with a W on its shirt.)
  • Adaptation Al Comic Relief (You can always count on Adaptation Al to make a serious situation funny.)
    • Adaptation Al Comic "Re: Lief" (Adaptation Al sent a funny email in response to someone asking about a man named Lief.)
  • Adaptation Al Badass (Adaptation Al is cool!)
    • Adaptation Al Bad Ass (Adaptation Al's pet donkey is a bad one, though.)
    • Adaptation Al Bad As S (What's so bad about the letter S?)
    • Adaptational Bad Ass (A donkey was given Adaptational Villainy.)
  • Adaptation Al Job Change (He's gotten a new job.)
  • Adaptation Al Modesty ("You've saved us, Adaptation Al!" "Oh, it was nothing!")
  • Adaptation Al Nationality (Where does Adaptation Al come from, anyway?)
    • Adaptation Al: National IT? Y? (Adaptation Al doesn't understand the national computers.)
  • Adaptation Al Superpower Change (Now, he's getting powers?)
  • Adaptation Al Sexuality (Which way does Adaptation Al swing?)
    • Adaptation Al Sexual IT?! Y? (Gosh, why is there Rule 34 of Adaptation Al?!)
  • Adaptation Al Wealth (Adaptation Al is rich.)
  • Adaptation Al Location Change (Adaptation Al travels somewhere new.)
    • Adaptation Al: Lo! Cation Change! (Adaptation Al speaks poetically about a positive ion changing.)
  • Adaptation Al Early Appearance (Here's what he looked like as a kid.)
  • Adaptation Al Late Appearance (And here's what he'll look like in the future!)
  • Adaptation Al Angst Downgrade (He's gotten more carefree as he's gotten older.)
    • Adaptation Al Angst Down Grade (But he's a little down about his bad grades.)
    • Adaptation Al Romance Downgrade (He's also less interested in romance.)
    • Adaptation Al Romance Down Grade (His bad grades have caused trouble with his romantic life.)
  • Adaptation Al Upbringing Change (He used Time Travel to change his childhood.)
  • Adaptation Al Slimness (Seems like his diet's been working.)
• Ad Ark Room (Noah's Ark has a room filled with advertisements.)
• Ad Diss On Ance (This advertisment is an insult towards someone named Ance.)
• A Dick Inn, a Me (I'm going to the unfortunately-named Dick Inn.)
• A Dish On Or Able Index (Make me a working index, or I'll put this plate on your head!)
  • Death Before Dish On Or... (I'd rather die than have a dish put on my head!)
• Admin Is Trivia (All Administrivia items should go to the Trivia namespace.)
  • Ad Ministri Via (There's a misspelled ministry in charge of putting all the ads somewhere. Or Canis Latinicus for "To the servants' way" or assuming a different error, "The way to the servants".)
• A Dog Na Med Cat (Not all dogs hate cats. This one was kind enough to medicate one using sodium.)
• A Dog Na Med Dog (One dog used sodium to heal another.)
• Ad Option Is Not An Option (We can't take the option involving advertising.)
  • AD Option Is Not An Option (Whatever you do, don't chose Option D.)
  • Adopt Ion Is Not An Option (No, you cannot keep an ion for a pet.)
• A Dork Able (Show them what you can do, nerd!)
  • Ad Or Kable (Please Subscribe to Our Channel if you find our ads really annoying.)
  • Ad Ork Able (These ads even work on Ork.)
• Ad Ream (A stack of advertisements on paper.)
  • Ad Ream Of Dawn (You read the advertisements until sunrise.)
  • Mad At Ad Ream (Seeing a lot of ads can make you angry...)
  • Or Was It Ad Ream? (But was it really the ads?)
  • All Just Ad Ream (Turns out, yes, it was just the ads.)
  • That Was Not Ad Ream (Wait, no it wasn't.)
  • Only Ad Ream (You finally figure out that it was solely ads and nothing else that made you angry.)
  • Dream Within Ad Ream (You sleep to get rid of your anger.)
  • Dying Ad Ream (You die in your sleep, though...)
  • Requiem For Ad Ream (A Mass is held to commemorate your death.)
  • Based On Ad Ream (It turns out this was just a story someone wrote.)
  • Nine Horrors And Ad Ream (It's in a short story collection, this being one of ten.)
• Ad Vert I Sing (An advertisement with someone singing about a green thing, or a green advertisement with someone singing)
  • Advert I Sing (I'm singing a jingle.)
  • Ad Vert Is In G (Apparently the aforementioned song is in the key of G.)
  • Advert Is In G (The jingle is in the key of G.)
• Advertising Dis GUI, Sed AS News... (Advertise this graphical user interface, the Australian news said...)
• A For Giving Index (Give this index to someone as a present.)
  • A Forgiving In Dex (Someone who doesn't speak English very well, but who is very forgiving, lives in a place called Dex.)
  • A For Giving In Dex (People in Dex are giving out presents.)
• A Fri Cat Rail (A railroad for cats that's only available to ride on Friday)
• Afterlife Ant E-Chamber (A virtual chamber full of ghost ants.)
• After Life Tropes (...there are death tropes.)
• A Gent Mulder (yes, we already know that Mulder is a man, and maybe you need to work on your English.)
  • A Gent Peacock (And we know peacocks are male too.)
    • Age NT Peacock (How old is this neurotypical peacock?)
  • A Gent Scully (um, no, Scully's not a man.)
• A Gent To The Stars (Let's send this gentleman off into space!)
• A God Ami (Sailor Moon Possession Sue fanfic? A Physical God friend who also happens to be French?)
  • Ago Dam I (A long time ago, I built a dam.)
• A Go NY Beam (This transporter beam sends you to New York, where you can root for your favorite sports team in the greater New York metro area.)
  • Ago NY Beam (This transporter beam sends you to New York... In the past!)
  • Agony Be AM (Morning time sucks.)
• A Hem (That's what you call the edge of a piece of fabric which has been folded over and sewn down.)
  • A He M (The anthropomorphic letter M is a guy.)
  • Ah! Em! (Oh no, it's Emily!)
• AI R Man (The artificial intelligences are declaring sentience!)
• Air Plan E (Plan E involves air.)
  • AI r Plan E (Plan E involves artificial intelligence.)
• Air Vent P: Ass Age Way (Going through Air Vent P is a way to make your bum grow older.)
  • Air Vent Pass Age Way (If you want to avoid going down the path that makes you older, go through the air vent.)
  • AI r Vent Passageway (All the artificial intelligence involves a vent that people pass through.)
  • AI r Vent Pass Age Way (The AI's are venting while going past the path that makes you older.)
• Alas, Poor's Crappy (It's hard having no money.)
• Alas, Poor Villa in... (Somebody's too sad about a run-down villa that they forgot where it was.)
• Alien Slack Attributes (The main trait of these aliens is slacking off.)
  • Aliens Lack At Tributes (Aliens are a bit lacking when they try to make tributes.)
  • Alien Slack At Tributes (A tribute that involves an alien slacking off.)
• Aliens Pace Bats (The aliens played a nice game of sports with bats. I played baseball and cricket with them.)
• All Beer I Sale (We Sell Everything... everything that is beer, that is.)
  • All Be Eris Ale (Everything can be an ingredient to beer of discord.)
• All Mena Re: Perverts (Someone sent an email with the subject line "perverts" and every woman named Mena in town is replying to it.)
• All The Rapists Are Muggles (The Masquerade could never dare commit such deplorable crimes.)
• All To Morrows (Pack your bags, everyone, because we're going to Morrows!)
• All Women Loves Hoes (It’s not just the men who are callers!)
  • All Women Loves Hoe S (The women love the hoe between Hoes R and T.)
  • All Women Love Shoe S (The brand of shoe called "S" is the most popular among the women.)
• Almost Let Hal Weapons (Sure, Hal, you can have these weapo— oops, you almost got me there!)
  • Non Let Hal Warfare (Hal isn't allowed to enlist in the army, of course.)
  • Let Hal Eat? Er, Y? (Why should I let Hal eat? It's not like he needs food to survive, or anything.)
  • Let Hal Chef (Fine, he can eat, but he has to cook the food himself!)
  • Inverse Law of Utility and Let Hal IT? Y? (Why is there this scientific law mocking Hal's poor tech support skills?)
  • Let Hal Joke Character (I want you to allow Hal to play a joke on a character.)
• Alpha Bet Song (Someone named Alpha made a bet on a song.)
  • (Alpha Bet Son? G! (Alpha's a nasty piece of work! She was willing to bet her own son!)
• AlphaBit.ch (A Swiss IT company has its own webpage.)
  • Academic.AlphaBit.ch (Here's where you can learn about our company.)
  • Alp: "Ha, Bitch!" (A mountain laughs at a female dog.)
• Alp: "Ha, Blocks!" (The mountain is laughing at some blocks.)
  • Alpha Block S (Alpha is blocking the letter S.)
  • Alphablock S (That is the name of a character on the actual show.)
• Alter Nate His Tory (Why should we alter Nate the Tory?)
  • Alternate Hi Story (What if they met a different way?)
  • Alter Nate History (Let's change Nate's backstory.)
  • Alter Nat E History (Natalie Elizabeth History could do with some alterations.)
  • Alter Nate Music Video (A music video about changing Nate.)
• Alternate Hi Story? Nazi Victory! (If we'd met differently, the Nazis would have won!)
  • Alter Nate History? Nazi Victory! (Don't go back in time to change Nate's past, or else the Nazis will end up winning.)
  • Alter Nate His Tory? Nazi Victory! (Altering Nate the Tory would result in a Nazi victory.)
  • Alter Nat E. History? Nazi Victory! (Same applies to Natalie Elizabeth History.)
• Alternative Character Interpret At Ion (This character is a bit unconventional and likes to interpret things while doing chemistry.)
• Alternative Joke Interpret At Ion (Let's meet at the lab and interpret some jokes in unconventional ways.)
• Al Was Awakening (...to the construction noises outside.)
• Amblin' Entertainment (Games about taking a slow stroll.)
• Amazing Freakingg Race (When you're excited about The Amazing Race, you can't even type straight!)
  • Amazing Freak In Ggrace (Somebody mentioned an impressive weirdo while saying grace. And also could not spell.)
• America? Nah. (Someone dismisses America.)
• Amon Gus (Gus becomes the chief god of ancient Egypt.)
  • A Mon Gus (A mon named Gus.)
  • Among US (People are walking among America.)
• A Moral Attorney (Not all lawyers are bad.)
  • A Moral At Torney (Let's learn a valuable lesson at a place called Torney.)
  • Amoral At Torney (A morally ambiguous person lives there too.)
• Amusing In Juries (Courtroom Antics.)
• Ana Chrono X (Ana, Crono and X crossover?)
• Anal Og Horror (Og's unyieldingly fastiduous to such an extent that he frightens everyone around him.)
• Analy Sis (I'm SO NOT going there. Anyone into that would probably spell it that way, too.)
  • Ana Lysis (Ana the cell is breaking up)
  • An Alys Is... (Well? What is an alys?)
  • Anal Y Sis (Why is my sister obsessed with her butt?)
• And I'm UST's Cream (I'm an ointment tube used for Unresolved Sexual Tension...)
  • Andi Must Scream (A person named Andi must scream.)
• And Or (It's either about one thing, another thing, or both.)
• And Roid Games (There's regular games and 'roid^note steroid games.)
• ...And That Little Girl Was ME (...yes, The Wizard of Oz is more than what it looks like on the surface, but it's probably not an allegory specifically regarding Maine.)
• And Your Little Dog To O (I'm giving your little dog to Oliver.)
• And Your Reward is Cloth E's (Letter "E"s made of cloth aren't much of a reward.)
• And Your Reward Is Ed Ible (Your achievement unlocks Ed Ible, who is able but idle.)
• Angel ICT Ropes (There are no computers in heaven, so instead angels use a system of ropes to communicate.)
• A Nice Gun (Bling-Bling-BANG!)
• A Nice Person (Nobody likes mean people.)
• A Nice Suit (Everybody likes a sharp-dressed man.)
• Animal Arm Aged Don (The arm of the crazy pink Muppet increased the age of some random guy called Don.)
• Animal? Ja, M! (Someone from Germany or Sweden is affirming to someone with the first initial M that what they saw was indeed an animal.)
• Animals Lack At Tributes (Animals aren't very good at making tributes.)
  • Animal Slack At Tributes (A tribute to lazy animals.)
  • Animal Slack Attributes (A species with laziness as a trait.)
• Animal's Wee Ton Object (That tiny thing the animal was holding is surprisingly heavy!)
• Anim Ate Body Parts (An animation about cannibals.)
• Anim Ate Inanimate Object (An animation about Extreme Omnivores.)
• Ant E-Piece (Ever wished your ants were more than ants? Here we offer the latest and greatest cyber-augmentations for your ants!)
• Anthro Pic Principle (People draw fanart of furry characters.)
• Anthropomorphic F Ood (There's an anthropomorphic letter F next to an Ood.)
• Ant I Disestablishmentarianism (An ant has its own religion called "disestablishmentarianism".)
• Ant I Christmas Song (I'm a carol-singing ant.)
• Ant I Climax (An ant having an orgasm. Wait, do ants even have orgasms?)
• Ant, I Hero! (Informing an ant that you are a hero.)
  • Ant, I Villain! (Informing an ant you are a villain.)
  • Ant, I Sue! (Informing an ant you are a lawyer.)
  • Ant, I Magic! (Informing an ant you are a magician.)
  • Ant, I Grinding! (Informing an ant you are a metalworker.)
  • Ant, I Armor! (Informing an ant you are a blacksmith.)
  • Ant, I Humor! (Informing an ant you are a comedian.)
  • Ant, I Rage Quitting! (Informing an ant you are a sore loser.)
  • Ant, I Idling! (Informing an ant that you're lazy.)
• Ant I Love Song (Did I ever tell you how much I love ants? That Reminds Me of a Song!)
• Anti Poops OC King (The king of Orange County has declared no one may poop!)
  • "Ant IP... Oops!" - OC King (That's one way to mess up a speech.)
  • Anti-Poopsoc King (Only one man is brave enough to oppose the new dystopian form of socialism known as "Poopsoc" sweeping Airpoop One.)
• Any One Candie (Mmm… tasty!)
  • Anyone Can D (i.e.)... (Someone declares that "Anyone can D" and is about to explain what the "D" stands for.)
• Anything Butt Hat ("Uuuuuuhhh... This hat looks like a butt." "Yeah, but it can do anything!")
• A Pathetic Teacher (This teacher is just hopeless.)
• A Path Y Index (An index about Path Y.)
  • A Path Y In Dex (Path Y is in a town called Dex.)
  • Apathy In Dex (No one in Dex is very interested.)
• A Pop Hen, I a Plot (A hen who loves pop music but doesn't have very good English declares that she's a plot.)
• App Lied, Phlebotinum (An app lied to a phlebotinum.)
• Archen Emy (An Archen named Emy.)
• Are A 51 (You are number 51.)
• Ark Ham Horror (One of Noah's sons is terrified of the animals on the Ark?)
• AR MOR (Man, Augmented Reality games have really stopped taking risks nowadays.)
• Arr, I Val! (A pirate with broken English named Val introduces themselves.)
• As Best OS... Free Cereal! (Since we make the best computer software, we're hosting a cereal giveaway.)
• Ash Can Copy (Someone named Ash is able to mimic others.)
• Asia 'n' Airhead (This story follows a protagonist who must adapt to living in Asia despite being an idiot.)
• Asia 'n' Babymama (A man tries to find the mother of his baby while searching all of Asia.)
  • Asian Baby: "Mama!" (An Asian baby calls out for their mother.)
• Asian Seat Pets (Pets from Asia always like to have a nice place to sit.)
• Ask The Trope Rs (A place to ask the Trope "R"s.)
  • Ask the Troper, S! ("Hey, how does that trope wiki work?" "I dunno, S, ask the troper!")
• Ass Ass I Nation Attempt (A donkey had a bottom so large that people tried to colonize it.)
• As Shole Victim (As the shoal victim went through his ordeal, the newspaper reporting the incident misspelled its article's title.)
  • Asshole Vic Tim (Vic and Tim are next to a jerk.)
• As S Shove (And as the letter S was shoved away...)
• A Steroids Monster (Talk about 'roid rage!)
• Ate I Tall (I ate so much that I grew taller!)
  • "Ate IT!" - Al L. (Al, whose last initial is "L", realised he ate a computer.)
• Atlant Is... (Well? What is Atlant?)
• Attack At Tack Retreat Retreat (Attack where the tack is, then retreat.)
  • Attack at Tack Re: Treat Retreat: (Someone sends an email asking how to protect their retreat full of confections. Someone responds saying to attack at the tack.)
  • Attack! Attack! Re: Treat Retreat (Failing that, just attack anywhere so they won't get your treats.)
• Attack Reflect Or... (Reflect the attack or what?)
  • Deflect Or Shields (You better deflect the attack or I'll put up my shields!)
• Atro City Montage (Just come with me, and I'll show you Atro City's waiting for you!)
  • The Atro City Archive (I'll tell you all about the city's history.)
• Audience Coloring Adaptation (In this version, it's completely recolored by fans of the series!)
• Au, G-Men, Ted, Real IT? Y? (You mean to tell me that a block of gold, some clones of G-Man, and Ted are all certified IT specialists? How'd that happen?)
• Auto Mat On Horses (A machine to automatically place mats on horses.)
• Auto Psy (Automatic Psychology? Automobile Psychology?)
  • Alien Auto Psy (The above IN SPACE!)
  • Auto Psy Snack Time (All this deciding what "auto" is short for is making me hungry.)
    • Autopsy Snack Tim E (Tim Evans is having a snack while performing an autopsy.)
    • Auto Psy Snack Tim E (He's getting in on this "auto psy" business too.)
• A Vert Ed Trope (A trope about green education.)
  • Averted T Rope (Someone avoids a rope with a T on it.)
• Avoid The Dreaded Grating (Keep that grater away from my cheese!)
• Awe Some Ego (Even though the guy was really conceited, we tried to impress him anyway.)
• Awesome. Yet, I'm Practical! (That's awesome, but I'm still practical despite it.)
• Axe SAT, School! (I don't want to take the SAT, schools should just get rid of it already.)
• AxIsPowerSheTalia (I really love my ax. It makes me feel strong. Oh, that girl over there sharpening my ax? That's Talia.)
• Bad Act Or Good Liar (Write a bad play or tell me a convincing lie!)
• Bad As Sad Orable (Are happy orables any better?)
  • Bad As Sad Or Able (What's so bad about being able?)
  • Bad Ass Adorable (This donkey is evil, but cute.)
  • Bad As S Adorable (What's so bad about cute S's?)
• Bad As Sand Child Duo (These desert children are really getting on my nerves.)
  • Bad As Sand Baby (They just get younger and younger.)
  • Bad As S And Child Duo (I hate that kid and letter S who walk around together!)
    • Bad As S And Baby (Worse yet, the kid's not even out of diapers yet!)
• Bad As Scape (I hate this as much as RuneScape!)
• Bad As Screw (Hey, some of us like ...!)
• Bad As S Decay (This is just as bad as a rotten letter S.)
  • Bad Ass Decay (The rotting corpse of an evil donkey or someone's rump is decaying badly.)
• Bad As Sin A Nice Suit (How can someone who dresses so fine be so evil?)
• Bad Ass In Distress (The evil donkey is in danger.)
  • Bad As S In Distress (This is just as bad as an endangered letter!)
  • Bad As Sin Distress (This is just as bad as when the villain was in distress.)
  • Badass In Dis Tress (A badass is hiding in someone's hair.)
  • Bad As Sin Dis Tress (This hair is awful!)
  • Bad As S In Dis Tress (This is just as bad as having an "S" in your hair.)
• Bad Ass? Long Coat! (A method of hiding your malformed derriere.)
  • Not-So-Bad Ass? Long Coat (Coats are still cool, though, so you can wear them no matter what.)
• Bad As Son Paper (My son makes terrible paper.)
• Bad As Sun Intentional (The sun was designed to be bad, and this is just as bad.)
  • Bad As Sun In Tent Ion Al (Informing a superhero named Ion Al that this is just as bad as having the sun in your tent.)
• Badass Trans Plant (A badass transgender plant.)
  • Bad Ass Transplant (The rectal transplant did not go well.)
• Bad Ex-Port for You (This place used to be a port, but it was so bad it was closed down.)
  • No Ex-Port for You (This port is the only one we have, so it has to stay open.)
  • Late Ex-Port for You (Finally! That port got closed!)
  • Ex-Port Save (Wait a second! We can save it!)
  • Remade for the Ex-Port (They rebuilt the port, so now it's good.)
  • Better Ex-Port for You (They're going to close it down again, but at least it was better while it lasted.)
• Bad Bad Act In G (A terrible play with music in the key of G.)
  • Bad B Ad Acting (A horribly-acted ad for the letter "B".)
    • Bad B Ad Act In G (It was also in the key of G.)
• Bad New S In A Good Way (The new S we got is So Bad, It's Good.)
• Bad New Sir, Relevant News (I have some important news! We have a new boss, and they're not friendly!)
  • Bad New S, Irrelevant News (The new S we got is bad, but that's not important.)
• Bad PR E-Sent (Someone used the web to cause a public relations problem.)
• Banana In Theta IL Pipe (The Trans-Illinois Pipeline named after the eighth letter in the Greek alphabet has a banana in it.)
  • Ban An A In The Tailpipe (Don't put letters in my car!)
  • Ban Ana In The Tailpipe (Hey, Ana, stop fooling around in my tailpipe!)
  • Ban Ana In Theta IL Pipe (And don't go up that pipeline either!)
  • Ban An A In Theta IL Pipe (If you keep putting that 'A' there, they'll think it's the Alpha Theta IL Pipe.)
• Ban Ned In China (Ned's not allowed into China.)
  • Ban Ned Episode (There's an episode of a show about banning Ned.)
  • Ban Ned From Argo (Where's Argo? Either way, Ned won't be going there anytime soon.)
  • Return Of The Ban Ned (Ned tried to get back into a place he was banned from.)
• Banonai (I don't know what it is, but it sounds Japanese.)
  • Banon AI (An AI named was meant to be named Bannon, but they forgot the second N)
• Bantering Baddie? Bud Dies. (Bud bites the dust if an enemy so much as squeaks.)
• Bar, Eh? and Ed Puppet R Y (A Cloud Cuckoolander who can't spell says that a Canadian bar and a puppet named Ed are the letter Y.)
• Bar Red From The Afterlife (The color red is no longer allowed when designing heaven and hell)
• Bars In Ister (Are there any bars along the Ister?)
  • Bar S in Ister (S has been imprisoned in Ister.)
  • Sin Ister Spy Agency (There's a group of spies ready to catch anybody who tries to sin along the Ister.)
• Bat Hos (Winged blood-sucking vampire hookers that live in caves?)
  • Bath OS (An operating system used by bathroom computers.)
• Baths are "FU, N!" (Baths are an insult to N.)
• Battle Atop Thepoles (Thepoles? Is that some mountain in Greece?)
• Battle Ford: Ream Island (A movie where a Ford designed for combat journeys to an island made of paper.)
  • Battle for Dre, A Misland (It appears we have mislanded our plane and crashed! Looks like we have to declare war in our hopes to meet Dr. Dre...)
• Battle Coup Le (Someone who speaks bad French is warning us that a violent coup is coming.)
• Battle Starg Alactica (Alactica, your mission is to prevent Starg from eating everything.)
  • Battles Tar Galactica (Now you can fight tar... IN SPACE!)
  • Battles Targ Alactica (Alactica is fighting a Targ.)
• Battles Trip (You'd better pack some weapons before setting out on this journey. Or, The Stations of the Canon but with famous fight scenes.)
• Be At (Where should I be?)
  • Be a "T" (Your role is the letter T.)
  • Be At Panel (See you at the Fan Convention!)
• Beans Talk Parody (A talk show about a bunch of living beans who make satirical jokes.)
• Beat Man IA (IA is now a man who serves as a music-themed Robot Master.)
• Beats Tream (I finally beat Tream! Such a hard boss.)
  • Be At Stream (Meet me at the river.)
• Beauty In Version (A sort of Adaptational Attractiveness?)
• Bear Sare Bad News
• Bea's Tars (Bea starts up a tar collection for reasons yet to be explained.)
• Be Art Ropes (These ropes should be painted over!)
• Beef Band Age (There was an era where beef-themed bands were strangely common.)
• Be EF Gate (Why can't you be more like gate EF?)
• Be ER Commercials (Why can't you be more like commercials for the emergency room?)
• Beg One Bribe (Oh please, one bribe is all I ask!)
• Bend Row Ned (Bend, row. Bend, row. Hey, Ned! Keep up the pace, will ya? Bend and row!)
  • Ben Drow Ned (A dark elf is standing between Ben and Ned, for some reason.)
  • Bend Rowned (That's not how you spell 'round'!)
  • Ben Dr Owned (This property belongs to Doctor Ben.)
• Best Ed At Bowling (I bet I can beat Ed at this bowling match.)
• Bet A Test (I bet you won't take this test!)
• Beton Soldier (The Engineer responisble for pouring concrete.)
• Big B Ad (Billboard for a low-budget feature film; Alternatively, one of those teaser ads that won't exactly tell you what they advertise until it's too late.)
  • Bi G Bad (An evil, bisexual letter G.)
  • Mistaken For B Ad Vision (A billboard for such a movie? I don't believe my eyes!)
• Big? Da! *mplot* ("Is that big? Yes it is!" followed by onomatopoeia for what is either smacking one's lips or bubbling swampwater.)
• Big Dam 'n' Heroes (A large dam and some heroes.)
  • Big Dam 'n' Movie (A large dam and a movie.)
• Big Do Or... (You'd better throw me a huge party, or else!)
• Big Eat... Er... (Wait, what did Big eat again?)
  • Bi Geat ER (Bisexual Geats need somewhere to get healed, after all...)
  • Big Eat ER (An emergency room which specifically deals with obesity. Either that, or Big ate the emergency room.)
• Bi Gal Game (A game for bisexual women.)
• Big End Books (Big is going to destroy literature.)
• Big Electrics Witch (A large witch with Shock and Awe powers.)
• Big Go OD (Big, please go suffer a drug overdose.)
  • Big Goo D (A big letter D made out of goo.)
  • Bi G Good (A heroic bisexual letter G.)
• Big, Screwed-Up Fam: "ILY!" (This family told me they loved me, but I'm not sure how to take it since they're screwed-up!)
• Big W Hat (Wearing a large piece of headgear with the letter W on it.)
• Bi? G, Why? (Some people just can't figure out why other people are bi-sexual.)
  • Bi? G, No! (Talk about biphobia.)
  • Bi? G, What?! (Some people are just confused about bisexuality.)
  • Bi? G, Yes! (And other people are enthusiastic about it!)
• BIOS Hock (An octopus has a BIOSH, whatever that is.
  • BIOS Hock Infinite (Now they have an infinite amount of them.)
  • Cultures Hock (Pawning things is very important in some cultures.)
  • Schools Hock (Schools pawn their unneeded supplies.)
  • Shells Hock Silence (Some sentient shells are somehow pawning silence.)
  • Statics Hock
  • System S Hock
  • Thunders Hock (A sports team called the Thunders are pawning their old equipment.)
• Bi Shonen (A young Japanese bisexual male. Alternatively, an action-oriented anime for bisexual viewers.)
• Bitch Al Er... T. (For someone who hates Al T., you can't seem to remember her name.)
  • 'Bi? Tch...' Alert (What do you have against bi-sexual people?)
  • B Itch Alert (A letter B that warns about itchiness.)
• Bitchin' Sheep's Clothing (Bitchin' clothing for a sheep.)
• Black LA Goon (A staple of crime films set in Southern California.)
• "Black Magic, Ian!" Girl (The Agent Mulder to Ian's Agent Scully.)
  • "White Magic, Ian!" Girl (She becomes a born-again Christian and insists everything is the work of God.)
• Blamed For Being Railroad Ed (the famous train robber, Railroad Ed, was believed to be caught...but the cops actually accused the wrong guy!)
• B Leak Level (The B-leak in engineering is approaching critical levels! We need to evacuate personnel immediately!)
• Bludgeon Ed To Death (Oh my, that's violent!)
• Blue Me An Scold (Paint me blue and then scold someone.)
• Boar Ding Party (Letting a pig loose at a fiesta.)
  • Boar Ding Pod (Letting a pig loose at a Christian Rock concert.)
• Bokurano Hentai (Ew.)
• Bold I 'n' Flat Ion (The letter "I" written in bold, and a Paper People ion.)
• Bolivia Narmy Ending (The country of Bolivia is destroyed in a way that's supposed to be dramatic, but ends up being funny.)
• Boo By Trap (Don't go near that ghost! It's a trap!)
• Boo Ken DS (A Nintendo DS game starring Ken as both a parody of Street Fighter and a crossover with Super Mario Bros. Characters from both series wear joke sports mascot-like costumes over their normal clothes; Ken's looks like a Boo.)
  • Booken DS (A Japanese Nintendo DS game called Adventure.)
• Booms Tick (The Incredibly Obvious Bomb is ticking.)
• Bow Sand Errors (A lot of things can go wrong when you try to make a bow out of sand.)
• Box Ed Set (I don't like Ed's television set. Let's pack it up.)
  • Box Ed's E.T. (We need to resell Ed's rare copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial!)
  • Ben to Box Entertainment (Ben's going to put ET in a box.)
• Bra In Bleach (And there goes colour off my bra...)
• Brain, Less Beauty (Someone who's smart, but not as attractive.)
  • Bra In Less Beauty (The bra isn't as beautiful as it was.)
• Bra In Washed And Crazy (I washed a crazy bra.)
  • Brainwash Ed And Crazy (Ed's been brainwashed and everything's going haywire.)
• Bra In Wash Residue (Looks like you'll have to wash it again.)
• Brainy Pi! G! (Someone is impressed at how brainy someone is being able to calculate pi.)
• The Bread Winner (And Your Reward Is bread!)
• Break the Co-Med, Ian! (The villain tells their sidekick, Ian, to break the doctor's assistant.)
• Break the Cut, i.e. ... (Someone tells someone else to "break the cut" and is about to explain what that means.)
• The Broc Ode (A song about broccoli)
• Bro Ken Ace (My brother Ken is the best!)
  • Broke NACE (The National Association of Colleges and Employers is out of money.)
  • Broke 'n' Ace (I'm poor and either asexual or really good at something.)
• Bro Ken Aesop (Here's a moral about my brother Ken.)
  • Broke 'n' Aesop (We're very poor and here's a moral.)
• Bro Ken Angel (The reason Ken is so great is because he's actually an angel in disguise.)
• Bro Ken Armor Boss Battle (It was a really sad day when the Player Character had come to blows with their best pal, Ken Armor.)
  • Broken Arm Or Boss Battle (If you don't beat this boss, it will break your arm!)
• Broke 'N' Base (Someone who is broke is also immoral)
  • Bro Ken Base (Here's Ken's base.)
• Bro Ken Bird (Ken underwent a Gender Bender and is now a woman.)
  • Broke 'n' Bird (I've got a new canary and no money.)
• Bro Ken Bridge (Ken's waiting for us on the other side of this bridge.)
  • Broke 'n' Bridge (We've got no money, only a bridge.)
• Bro Ken Hero (Ken saves the day and becomes a hero.)
  • Broke 'n' Hero (The hero is poor.)
• Bro Ken Record (Here's a record of songs about Ken.)
  • Broke 'n' Record (You're poor, but you have a rare vinyl record.)
• Bro Ken Smile (Ken doesn't smile often, but when he does it's beautiful.)
  • Broke 'n' Smile (The poor manage to keep happy anyway.)
• Bro Ken Tears (You made Ken cry! How could you?)
  • Broke 'n' Tears (Someone's crying because they're very poor.)
• Brothers, I... Narms (your cheesy acting ruins an announcement to your brothers)
• "Brought to You" by The Letters (My favorite song!)
• BS How (how can this be B.S.?)
• Bud Dies (No! Bud! Wake up, Bud!)
  • Air Bud Dies ("Air Bud! Wake up! Noooooooooooo!" Even Jacksfilms thought the title was unfortunate.)
• Bug BO (What is this, Old Spice for ants?)
• Bum Bling Dad (This dad isn't afraid to wear some sparkle.)
• Bum Bling Henchmen Duo (Two henchmen are united because of their sparkling pants.)
• Bum Bling Sidekick (Why should the protagonist be the one who gets to wear the flashy trousers?)
• Burnt He Witch (A warlock is no less susceptible to Kill It with Fire than a female witch.)
• Bus By Berkeley Number (It helps to know the schedule if you're taking classes there and you don't have a car.)
• Butlers Pace (When they're not serving or murdering anybody.)
  • But Le R Space (Someone is objecting to something in bad French because it would interfere with the storage space for "R"s.)
• But Not To Ow Hite ("But not to— OW! Who threw this Korean beer at me?")
  • Pretty Fly For 'Aw, Hite!' Guy (We're very sorry for any inconvenience caused by Korean beer. Please take this attractive insect as compensation.)
  • But Not To O. White ("Orson White is sensitive about mail, so don't give him it. Give it to his brother.")
  • But No! T-too White! (Y-you know I'm scared of white things!)
• But Not To Obi ("Send this to any of your favorite Star Wars characters, but not to Obi Wan.")
  • "But Not T" - Oobi (Oobi tells Grampu that he doesn't want tea (or the letter T).)
    • But Not T-Oobi (The creator of Oobi argues with the executives that he certainly does not want an episode where Oobi wants to be like T-Pain.)
  • But Not Toob, I! (Someone who speaks in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe doesn't like YouTube.)
• But Not To O Black (Send this to anyone except Olivia Black.)
• But Not To O Gay (Send it to anyone except Oscar Gay.)
• Butt On Mashing (Get your butt off my mashed potatoes!)
• Butts Ticker (Either a clock or a bomb shaped like a pair of buttocks.)
  • Butt Stick ER (Where you go when you're the victim of an Ass Shove.)
• But Wait, There Smore! (Wait, I want to sit there and enjoy this smore.)
• By Thee, Yes, of the Blind (Sounds like a line in an archaic poem.)
  • All in Thee, Yes,
    Fade Around Thee, Yes,
    By Thee, Yes, of the Blind.
    Can Only Move Thee, Yes,
    By the Lights of The Ire, Yes,
    Thee, Yes, Have It.

C-D

• Calling You Rat Tacks (That's a... creative insult, I guess?)
• Calling: "You r Nausea!" (Someone phoned just to compare you to nausea.)
• Camera Ab Use (Putting a camera on your abs.)
• Cameras Crew (They filmed it.)
• Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Abs -- Ur DS Kill! (I'm cooking on a campfire with my stomach. Wait, did you kill someone with a Nintendo DS!?)
• Cancell Ed (Apparently Ed has been caught in a massive scandal and is being cancelled by Twitter.)
  • Uncancel Ed (...until Ed assures that he wasn't involved in it at all.)
  • Cancel L, Ed! (Hey Ed, we need you to cancel L!)
• C Anon (A 12-step program to help students with their mediocre grades.)
  • F Anon (The sister society to the above, better suited for students who can't even pass.)
  • Can On (There's a can on... something.)
• Can On Foreigner (Look, that Funny Foreigner is wearing a can as a hat.)
  • C? Anon Foreigner! (See, that person's from overseas and is anonymous.)
• Can On Immigrant (And that immigrant is also wearing a can as a hat.)
  • C? Anon Immigrant! (See? That person's an anonymous immigrant.)
• Capcom Sequel Stag Nation (Capcom made a sequel to a game about a country run by deer.)
• Can't De-Fault Tom Urder (Tom Urder is being accused and wants to clear his name, but Failure Is the Only Option.)
  • Most Likely Tom Urder (Most people think he committed the crime.)
• Captain Slog (The Captain leads his crew through the Bubblegloop Swamp.)
  • Captain's Lo-G (The Captain has a low-gravity room.)
• Cap Slock
• Cara Van Palace (A Croatian RV dealership.)
• Car Go Cult (A cult centered around worshipping vehicles.)
• Car Go Envy (I wish my car went that fast...)
• Car Go Ship (A car drives onto a boat.)
  • Cargo's Hip (Yeah, man, our cargo is cool!)
• Car, Meet Shouse (Shouse, (CRASH) meet car (distant thud).)
• Car Men Sand I Ego (I want to have the Car Men's Sand for myself.)
  • Car Men San Die Go (But my rival wants them to die quickly.)
• Car Men (Male auto mechanics.)
  • Car Men San Diego (There are some mechanics in San Diego, too.)
  • Where On Earth Is Car Men San Diego (They're in San Diego, of course!)
  • Where In Space Is Car Men San Diego (Are there even any cars in space?)
  • Where In Time Is Car Men San Diego (And these mechanics are time travelers, too!)
• Car Ni Vore Confusion (You actually swallowed a car made of nickel? How?!)
  • Carnivore Con Fusion (Two scamming carnivores were fused together.)
• Carpe Trolled Corpse (An old-timey carp pulled a prank on a dead body.)
• Cast From Life's Pan (When life throws you out of the frying pan and into the fire.)
• Cast Full of Ga? Y? (Why is there so much gallium in this cast?)
• Cast Levania (You know what this movie needs? A gothic metal band from Italy!)
• Cat Fishing (So they can get something to eat.)
• Cats Care (And you think Cats Are Mean!)
  • Jumps Care (How is that possible?)
    • Immune To Jumps Cares (Doesn't matter. I don't care anymore.)
    • Spooky's Jumps Care Mansion
  • Reds Care (Maybe communists do, though)
    • Red Scar E (Weinan E has a red scar.)
  • Mirrors Care (Your reflection loves you.)
  • Door Handles Care (If they didn't care, you wouldn't be able to open the doors.)
  • Fake Kills Care
  • Flats Care
  • Bats Care
  • Re Entrys Care
  • Scooby Doo Camps Care
• Cat Shat E Water (Oooh, that's a very bad sign.)
• C Ave Man (About the guy from Avenue C in Manhattan's Lower East side. They did a bunch of sequels, remember?)
  • Contemporary C Ave Man (Let's talk about today's people on Avenue C.)
  • Con Temporary C Ave Man (A con lived on Avenue C for a while, then moved away.)
• Convert Ed Into A Weapon
  • Teenage C Ave Man (Let's talk about the teenagers there, too.)
  • All C Ave Men Were Neanderthals (Thought Neanderthals went extinct? Turns out they live in Manhattan.)
  • Handsome Heroic C Ave Man (Mr. Fanservice lives there, too!)
• Caves Tory (Cavemen's British Conservative Party politics.)
• Censor Ed For Comedy (Let's censor what Ed says as a joke.)
  • Censored for Co-Med? Y? (Why was this censored just for featuring a medical assistant?)
• Censor Ed Title (The title of Ed's book is a bit inappropriate.)
  • Censored Tit Le (This woman is flashing everyone and speaking bad French! Better censor her!)
• Cent A Ur World (Somebody sold your home planet for big bucks.)
• Chandler Slaw (When in doubt, have a man come through a door with chopped cabbage in his hand.)
• Character C Heck (Let's include Characters A and B, and, heck, let's even include Character C.)
• Characters Hill (All the characters of this show live on the same hill.)
• C. Heap Heat (Keeping oneself warm with a heap of coal.)
• Child Ball Ads (Adverts for toy balls.)
• Chil do Flight (Chil, are you ready for takeoff?)
• Children Area Waste (Did you hear about the new play park being built? Such a waste of space!)
• Children Are In No Cent (Children should never be given money!)
• Christ In "E" (You church goers know that wonderful old hymn, everybody now!)
  Christ in E is to live / to die is to gain...
• Christ, Ian! Fiction! (Ian Cannot Tell Fiction from Reality.)
• Christ, Ian! I Ty! ("Jesus Christ, Ian! For the last time, my name is Ty!")
• Christ, Ian! Rock! ("Hey, Ty, what are mountains made of again?")
• Christ, Ian Met Al? (Did Ian really meet Weird Al?!)
• Christianity Is Cat-Holic (In this universe, Christianity is obsessed with cats.)
  • "Christ, Ian! Ity is Catholic!" (No really, Ity is Catholic.)
• Cat-Holic Schoolgirls Rule (Apparently, schoolgirls obsessed with cats rule.)
  • Catholic S Chool Girls Rule (A place governed by women with Catholics being part of the Rule of Cool?)
• Christians Later (Are the Christians here now? No, they'll be along later.)
• Christmas Rush Ed (Ed's rushing to find a present for Christmas, otherwise he'll have to go Convenience Store Gift Shopping!)
• Christmas T Ropes: Someone's using T-shaped ropes as Christmas decorations.
• Chun Ithm (Chun-Li takes up a music career.)
• City's Licker (A quality liquor brand originally produced by Arnold City Jr., grandson of Arnold City... What, you thought this was someone licking the streets?)
• Clarke Slaw For Girls Toys (Clarke is feeding coleslaw to the toys of some girls.)
  • Clark E Slaw For Girls Toys (Clark Edwards has made some cabbage for the toys of some girls.)
  • Clark E's Law for Girls' Toys (Clark E. has tried to make laws on what toys girls should play with.)
  • Clarkes Law For Girl S Toys (Clarke has made a law for what the girl between Girl R and Girl T can play with.)
  • Clark E's Law for Girl S Toys (And so has Clark Edwards.)
• Clean As I.A. (This is clean as Iowa!)
• Clan Nad (Presumably this clan is fond of jock straps.)
• Clawing A Town Throat (Seems like a cut-throat place.)
• Clips? How? (How'd you get those scissors?)
• Clockworks Are A... (Well, what are clockworks?)
• Clone Sare People Too (...oh. And by the way, can you clone people from Sare too?)
• Clothing Da Mage and Hat Da Mage (description of putting on a Robe and Wizard Hat?)
  • Da Mage Typing (Different types of wizards can cast different types of spells.)
  • Cloth In G Damage (The cloth stored in Department G is damaged.)
• Clue From Ed (Ed has a clue to help us solve the mystery!)
  • Note from Ed. (Ed left us a note, too!)
• Clue: Less Aesop (Here's a clue: the story has less of a moral now.)
• Cod Rag-ons (Fish who like to mock people.)
• College Is High School: Part 2 (The long-awaited second installment of College Is High School)
  • College is High! (School Part, 2) (College is where Everybody Must Get Stoned! (And there's also the education part.))
• Colds Nap (If you're sick with a cold, a nap is a good way to cure it.)
• Colorful Son, G! (Wow, your son is wearing a lot of colours!)
• Colo Ur Coded Timestop (First time Colo used that code, and it froze time. Oops.)
• Combat Cues Tick (When you get into a fight, the timer starts ticking!)
• Comb At UN Interrupt US (A meeting of the United Nations is interrupted when someone throws a comb at the United States Ambassador)
  • Comb At Tropes (Tropes about brushes and combs)
• Come Back Tomorrow (Thank you, come again.)
• Co Medic Spanking (Either the doctor's assistant is into BDSM or someone's punishing them abusively.)
  • Co Medic Span King (The doctor's assistant is spanning the King.)
  • Comedic Span King (The king's reign is portrayed as a joke.)
  • Co Medic Spank Ing (The doctor's assistant is spanking Ing.)
  • Co Medic Spank In G (They wrote a song about the time the doctor's assistant was spanked.)
  • Comedic Spank In G (A Black Comedy song about spanking.)
• Co Medic Underwear Exposure (The doctor's assistant has been de-pantsed.)
  • Comedic Underwear Expo? Sure! (You want me to give some funny exposition about underwear? I mean, that's strange, but sure, I'll do it!)
• Comet! O, Gawk! (Look at that comet!)
• Co-Mical Coffee Cup (Your co-worker Michael ordered a coffee cup with his name on it, but they accidentally spelled it wrong.)
• Comic Ally Missing The Point (Your friend is the Plucky Comic Relief because he misses the point so much.)
  • Comically Mis-Sing the Point (You try to win a debate through song, but you're Hollywood Tone-Deaf to the point of hilarity.)
  • Comic Ally Serious (Your friend has finally stopped fooling around.)
• Comic Al Overreacting (Al is funny because he overreacts so much.)
• Comp Any Cameo (Compensate anyone who was in this work without their knowledge, no matter how minor of a role they had.)
• Comp Any Credit Card Abuse (Compensate those who have fallen victim to credit card fraud.)
• Comp, Let 'Em On Ster (Ster has been having his way a bit too much.)
• Con Stan Tine (A remake of The Sting starring a guy named Stan.)
• Cons Trained Writing (There are classes in how to write effective scam letters!)
• Control+F, Reak! (Stop testing my patience and use the search function, Reak! I can't stand watching you scroll through that page like an ox-ass!)
• Conveniently.com Monk Ink (Monks buy all their ink from Conveniently.com.)
  • Conveniently.com Mon Kink (Apparently Conveniently.com also caters to Mon fetishes.)
• Cookie Cl... Ick! Er... (Yuck, chlorine cookies taste awful! Uh... anything else?)
• Cool Air's Hip (A breeze is much more fashionable than a gust.)
• Cool B Oat (There are oat plants that form natural B-shapes. You know how cool is that?)
• Cool C Ar (Pirates think the letter C is cool.)
• Cools Hades (When Hell freezes over.)
• Cool's Hip (Ah. Of course.)
• Cool Star's Hip (A cool star's hip.)
• Cool P.E., T! (Hey, T, that's some cool physical education!)
• Cops How (These can't be policemen, all they do is eat doughnuts!)
• Corps in G (The army corps are in Barrack G.)
• Cosmic's Tar Heroine (The universe's heroine is somehow made of tar.)
• Country Matt ERs (A country guy named Matt runs several emergency rooms.)
  • Family Matt ERs (A family guy named Matt runs several emergency rooms.)
• Country's Witch (Each nation has its own individual witch.)
• Coward Ice Callout ("Geez, ice! I've heard of getting cold feet, but this is ridiculous!")
• Crack Ed (Ed refuses to say no to drugs. Or "crackhead" in Cockney.)
• C.R. Ass (A donkey from Costa Rica.)
• "Creepy Ma" Scot Suit (Scottish people buy their suits from Creepy Ma's Clothing.)
• Creepy Pasta (Spooky spaghetti)
• Cro's SC Ode (A song written by Cro about the state of South Carolina.)
• Chao SC Ode (This one was written by a cute creature from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.)
• Crucified Hero's Hot (A strange sort of religious sadism?)
  • Dead Hand's Hot (Now that's just weird.)
  • Discretion's Hot(Discretion either looks great, or it's high temperature.)
  • Down Here's Hot (Is it hot down here, or is it just me?)
  • Empathy Doll's Hot (The doll caught fire.)
  • Epic Tracking's Hot (That Scarily Competent Tracker is so attractive.)
  • Hat And Coat's Hot (A sexy Badass Longcoat and hat combination.)
  • Impairment's Hot (Weakness Turns Her On, I see.)
  • Kissing Discretion's Hot (I see Discretion isn't high temperature.)
  • Money's Hot (Cold Cash, inverted?)
  • Money-Making's Hot (Someone has a Money Fetish.)
  • "Mug's Hot" Montage (A montage of people trying to pick up a really hot cup of coffee and reacting in pain.)
  • Nostril's Hot (Um, okay.)
  • Pedal-to-the-Metal's Hot (And we never had to drive so fast, my heart raced as you hit the gas...)
  • Real Men Gets Hot (Real men sweat from all the hard labour they do.)
  • Reveals Hot (Look, here's Mr. Fanservice!)
  • 'S Hot in the Ass (Some forms of "back door" porn. Also Farts on Fire.)
  • Sexy Discretion's Hot
  • Sexy Surfacing's Hot (Well, that is the whole point.)
  • Slaps Hot (Screw you, Mr. Fanservice!)
  • Stalker's Hot (Stalking is Love, after all.)
  • Team's Hot (When you have a Cast Full of Pretty Boys.)
  • Top's Hot (A revealing garment.)
  • Trunks Hot (A Walking Swimsuit Scene.)
  • Wham's Hot (Finding the members of Wham! attractive.)
  • Who's Hot? JFK? (Someone asks if JFK is hot.)
• Cross Word Puzzle (What's a four-letter expression of frustration that starts with "F" and ends in "K"?)
• Creepy's Talker Van (Creepy has a van with a megaphone.)
• Cry Sis (Talking your sister into crying.)
• Crystal Drag On Jesus (Jesus being a crossdresser in a Crystal Spires and Togas era.)
• Crystal Line Creature
• Cut E-Kitten (Let's cut the kitten from this online game.)
  • Cute Kit Ten (The tenth in this adorable set of kits.)
• Cut E-Witch (The New Media equivalent to Burn the Witch!.)
  • Cut Ew Itch (This wound is itchy and gross-looking, maybe I ought to see a doctor...)
• Cut Lass Between The Teeth (A technique that cuts out women's tongues?)
• Cut Scene In Competence (A film named Competence has a Deleted Scene.)
  • No Cut Scene in Ventory Inertia (The sequel, Ventory Inertia, doesn't.)
• Cut Son G (But keep Sons A through F.)
• Dad! A Ad! (Don't worry, sweetheart, the commercial will be over soon.)
  • "Da, Da" Ad (An ad where Russians repeatedly say yes to the product.)
• Damn ED! By F, Ain't PR Aise! (Encyclopedia Dramatica has some issues with their public relations department.)
  • Damn Ed By Faint Praise (Someone gives Ed a weak compliment.)
• Damsel's Crappy (Someone doesn't like the Damsel in Distress.)
• Dance Dancer Evolution (A dance about the evolution on dancers.)
• Dante Speak
• thedarksi.de (A Web page for a German magician whose stage name is The Darksi, a name he stuck with after his printing company misspelled his real name, Sid, as "Si.")
• Dat a Vampire, S! (Someone with bad grammar is warning someone whose name is "S", that someone is a vampire.)
  • Data! Vampires! (Picard is warning his android officer that vampires are coming.)
• Dater Ape (An ape who's on the dating scene.)
• Dating DOS I Do (Dating operating systems? Get a life!)
• De Ad All Along (You thought dat was really de show, but it turned out it was only de commercial!)
  • De Ad Horse Trope (You know, dat thing where a horse is in an ad.)
  • De Ad Guy Junior (De guy who wrote dis ad has a child!)
  • De Ad Unicorn Trope (A trope about a unicorn who appears in de commercial.)
• Dead Line News (Obituaries for lines.)
• Dead's Parks (Parks for the undead.)
• Death in VE? Nice! (It'd be so cool to die in a virtual environment!)
• Death, No 'te' (But there is a 't' and an 'e' in 'death'!)
• Death See Ker (Only Death can see Ker!)
  • Death Seek ER (The Grim Reaper got injured.)
• Deci Ded By One Vote (It took just one vote to send Deci to the chopping block.)
• Decon Re: Con Switch (The solution to some cons being switched over is to decontaminate.)
• Decon Struction (You'll be receiving instructions on how to decontaminate.)
• De Feat Means Friendship (Dat thing ya did was cool! I wanna be yer friend!)
  • Defeat Means Friend's Hip (I never really liked your friend, but he's cooler now that he's been defeated.)
• Delay Ed Oh Crap (Finally, Ed is getting some good luck, when his "Oh, Crap!" moment is delayed.)
• Delay Ed Reaction (Wait, really? We can't let Ed know!)
  • De Lay Ed Reaction (Dat suggestion dat Ed have sex sure got de people reacting!)
  • Delay Ed React Ion (Ed's chemistry project will have to wait.)
• Deli Very Guy (A deli for men only.)
  • Deli Very Guy Infiltration (But a woman's trying to get in...)
• Deli Very Stork (A deli run by storks.)
  • Delivery's T or K (The delivery is either Delivery T or Delivery K.)
• Demo Graphically Inappropriate Humour (Someone is demonstrating very bawdy humour.)
• Demo Graphic Dissonant Crossover (A demonstration of a graphic and Weird Crossover.)
• Demolition Sexpert (For all your Destructo-Nookie needs.)
• Demon Is At Ion (A demon is near a charged particle.)
• Demonking Nobunaga (Nobunaga was a monk, but not anymore.)
• Dent Ed I, Ron (instructing Ron to hit King Edward I)
• Despair Ev Ent Horizon (While you are in Ev, you see Ents in the distance which cause you to feel a sense of despair.)
  • Despair eV Ent Horizon (Your despair is somehow being measured in electron volts.)
  • Despair E-Vent Horizon (You then see an electronic vent on the horizon, which causes you to despair even more.)
• Deu Sex (Sex with God?)
  • Deu Sex Machina (Divine vibrators.)
  • De! U, Sex! (Hey, German person! You Need to Get Laid!)
    • De! Use X! (Making sure a German person Knows About Timed Hits.)
• Dicey Dung Eons (We're a little shaky on details as to what The Dung Ages were like.)
• Din ER Brawl (A fight in an emergency room is causing a racket.)
• Diplomatic Imp Unity (Surprisingly good teamwork among demon diplomats)
• Dis Cone Final Dungeon (Climactic confrontation awaits us in this conical structure, yes.)
  • Disco Nef In Al Dungeon (If you thought Frohd Bek's Ambulas commercial was ridiculous then you clearly haven't seen Nef Anyo busting a move at Alad V's.)
• Dis Cone Nuke (Yes, we know it's a cone nuke. But you don't speak English very well.)
• Dis Co-Rap (You gotta listen to dis rap song me and da boys made together!)
• Dish On Ore D (Someone placed a dish on Ore "D".)
  • Dishonor Ed (Ed is not honorable!)
  • Dish Ono Red (Yoko Ono has a dish that she's painted red.)
• Dis Simile (What about this simile?)
• Diss On Ant Serenity (Screw the serene ants!)
  • Dis Son Ant Serenity (This son of mine is really unfazed by ants!)
• Disturb Ed (Can Ed ever catch a break at this point?)
• Doe Snot Likes Pam (Apparently people named Pamela should avoid does.)
  • Doe Snot Like Magic (Wizards need to be careful as well.)
  • Doe Snot Like This Index (And an index.)
    • Does Not Like This In Dex (Someone in a town called Dex doesn't like this.)
  • Doe Snot Like Men (Barring the terrible grammar, is anyone safe?)
    • "Doe Snot Like Me" - N (One of the victims' name begins with N.)
    • "Does Not Like Me" - N (Someone doesn't like N.)
  • God, Doe Snot Own This World (Apparently not.)
  • Doe Snot Speak Common (It's not that rare to find people talking about it.)
• Doingin The Wizard (Dumbledore's classmate named Doingin?)
  • Doingin' The Wizard (Is that what they're calling it now?)
    • Doingin' The Scientist (Thomas Dolby sends his regards)
  • Doin' Gin, The Wizard (Apparently, Doingin is The Alcoholic.)
  • Doingin The Scientist (Doingin presents themself to muggles as a scientist.)
  • Doin' Gin, the Scientist (The scientist is drunk on gin.)
• Do In Git For The Art (Kill that bastard for the artistry! Alternatively, do it and use version control while you're at it.)
  • Doing It Fort Heart (Having sex in Fort Heart, presumably.)
  • Doing IT for the Art (One reason for going into the information technology business is so I can do the graphical design portions of programs to make them works of art.)
• Donkey Kong Count Ryre Turns (Count Ryre makes his malicious entrance into scene to challenge Donkey Kong.)
• Don't Call Me, Sir! (I must implore that you cease contacting my telephone!)
  • Do Not Call Me, Paul! (Stop calling me! Seriously! What's your fucking problem, Paul?)
  • Don't Call Me, Ishmael! (I'm sick of hearing about your stupid whaling trip!)
• Don't Look at ME! (Windows ME is an Old Shame. Or, don't look at Maine!)
• Don'ts: Hit Your Pants (Hitting your pants is on the list of things not to do.)
• Don't Star Ve (Whatever you do, do not cast Ve.)
• Doom 2,016 (The sequels just never stopped.)
• Doomed App Ointment (Cream to put on a broken app.)
• Doom Ed Expedition (Ed's doomed if he goes on that expedition.)
• Doom Ed Hometown (Someone wants to destroy the place Ed grew up in!)
  • Doomed Ho Me Town (The town housing my lusty clone is doomed.)
• Doom Ed New Clothes (If you put Ed in danger, you get new clothes.)
  • Doomed New Cloth "E"s (Those cloth E's someone got sent in the mail are doomed.)
• Do Omit Yourself (Someone's gotten tired of the Author Avatar.)
  • "Do Omit Yours" -- Elf (An elf wants you to omit your... something.)
• Doom Y! Doom S of Doom! (Let's put a stop to the letters of doom.)
• Door Stop Baby (Babies can't open doors.)
  • Doors Top Baby (Baby vs door: who will win? The door, of course!)
• "D or A?" - Thee XP Lorer (An archaic experience lorer tells people to pick either option D or option A.)
  • D or A? And Fr, I End Sin to the City! (Would you pick option D or option A? And for the French, I have banned sins from my city!)
  • "D or A?" - The Explorer (An explorer asks if you would prefer to pick option D or option A.)
• Dot A 2 (Connect the dots! A1, then A2, then A3...)
• Double Drag On (God, is this Double Feature EVER going to end?)
• Double Standard Rape Female On Mal E (The work isn't portraying it as bad when a woman rapes an evil letter E.)
  • Double Standard Rape Male On Mal E (Or when a man does either.)
  • Double Standard Rape Mal E On Mal E (Or when another evil E does it.)
• Double Sub Version (Double the subtitles for half the price!)
  • Not A Sub Version (No sub for you!)
• Doubles Witch (This witch can duplicate herself.)
• Do Ug (Ug caveman! Ug want sex!)
• Drag On Age (Man, is this age ever going to end?)
  • Drag On Age (The Serial Numbers Filed Off version of RuPaul's Drag Race.)
  • Dr. Agonage (Hey, doc, can you check my blood pressure?)
  • Dr. Agon Age (Welcome to the age of Dr. Agon!)
• Dramatic Ally Missing The Point (The Drama Queen of your party missed the point.)
• Drama Tics: Pine in Jury (Drama Queens are always bringing their trees to the courthouse.)
• Drag On Ball (A party for drag queens.)
• Drag On Ballz (Hey, it's even an accurate description of the original!)
• Drag On Half (The first half of the movie is pretty slow and boring, but it gets better after that, I promise!)
• Drag On Quest (Well, the box did say "100 hours of gameplay"...)
• Drag On Their Feet (A crossdresser who specializes in footwear.)
• Drag On With An Agenda (The only reason they film's so long is because they had to hit a running time limit.)
• Draw N To Life (Get N more interested in life)
• The Dread Ed (Ed is dreading something...)
• Dreadful Drag On Fly (this fly is either a Creepy Crossdresser, or frightfully non-aerodynamic)
• Dreadful Music Ian (Ian always listens to that gosh-darn dreadful music!)
• Dre's SC Ode (Even Dr. Dre of all people has started making music about SC!)
• Dre's Singdown (A musical showdown, featuring your host, Dr. Dre!)
• Dr. M: Abuse the Gambler (The accidentally leaked working title for a Dr. Mario gacha game.)
  • DRM Abuse: The Gambler ("Welcome back to DRM Abuse, guys. Today we're gonna show you how to crack the DRM behind the popular game The Gambler.")
  • The Testament of DRM Abuse ([Long sigh.] "Hey, guys. Today I want to address the ongoing controversy directed toward my channel, DRM Abuse, and all the allegations made against me as of recently.")
• Dual Vert I Sement (Someone who can't spell well is using cement to put two skate ramps together.)
• Duet O The Dead (Two people sing a funeral song.)
  • Due Tot He Dead (The funeral is for a stillborn.)
• Dub Loon (A lunatic participates in a Subbing Versus Dubbing debate.)
• Dude, She's Like, in Acoma (Girls from a pueblo in New Mexico are off-limits.)
• Dumbass Nom Ore (This guy is so dumb, he thinks ore is something you eat!)
  • Dumb Ass Nom Ore (His pet donkey is just as dumb.)
• Dumb Is Goo D (This "D" made of goo is so dumb!)
• Dumb Waiter Ride (He's so dumb, he won't notice if you ride him.)
• Dumps Tat (I don't want all this rubbish anymore!)
  • One's Tat to Rule Them All (Look, somebody just threw this ring in the bin!)
• Dump The Mall (When you Marry The Mall, but things don't work out.)
• Dung Eons Hop (An informal dance that was popular during a really long stretch of The Dung Ages.)
  • Dung Eon Bypass (I don't like The Dung Ages. Let's not go there.)
  • Dung Eons And Drag Ons (Wow, The Dung Ages lasted a really long time!)
  • AI Dung Eon 2 (They had two AIs during The Dung Ages?)
• Dyna Mice N Try (Kirby's friend Dyna has some mice she wants to get along with Kirby, but this is her Nth try because Kirby travels so much.)

E-F

• Easter Bun NY (A festive treat that can only be bought in New York.)
• Edits Tom P (And Tom P doesn't appreciate it...)
  • Ed, it's Tom P! (Our old friend!)
  • Edit Sto M.P. (The Member of Parliament for Sto has said something that needs edits.)
  • Edits to MP (Cheating in RPGs by giving yourself free mana!)
• Edit W, Ar! (A pirate wants you to edit the letter W.)
  • Ed, IT War! (Ed, there's a war going on about computers!)
• Elementals Peed (Never thought elemental embodiments would have physiological needs too.)
  • Element Al Speed (New superhero "Element Al" is known for super speed)
• Embarrassing in IT, I Al S. (A man named Al, with the last initial "S", has bad English and is embarrassingly bad at information technology.)
• Embarrassing Nick Name (What's so bad about being called Nick?)
  • Fan Nick Name (Actually, I like it!)
• Embarrassing Relative Teach ER (That relative of mine no one talks about is giving a lecture at an emergency room.)
• Embarrassment P Lot (Lot P is an embarrassing place.)
• The Emo Jim Ovie (An Emo Teen named Jim Ovie.)
• En Can't O (En has trouble with climaxing.)
  • Bel Can't O (So does Bel.)
• Enemy's Can (Sealed Evil in a Can?)
• Entertain Me 'n' Tone (Amuse me by playing some music.)
• Enter the Gung Eon (The Dung Ages? I'd rather not.)
  • Exit the Gung Eon (Finally! I'm out of The Dung Ages!)
• E-Pic Fail (When you can't take a good selfie.)
  • Epic F Ail (Someone has a serious illness whose name starts with an F.)
• Error In Dex (Someone in Dex has made a mistake.)
• Evan Escence (Evan’s perfume line had such terrible quality control that the labels misspelled “essence”!)
• Eve Nevil Has Standards (Eve Nevil doesn't approve of your methods.)
• Even Mo? OK, Shave Loved Ones. ("Mo, you could have voted against!")
• Everybody Hate Shades (Nobody likes sunglasses around here!)
• Everybody Knew Al Ready (Al's prepared, to nobody's surprise.)
• Everyone Went To School To Get Her (The only reason we all went to school was to try and get the attention of the hot girl.)
  • School Forced Us To Get Her (In fact, the school made us do it!)
  • We Work Well To Get Her (Maybe she'll notice us if we get good grades?)
• Every Thin Gison Line (Leave thick Gison lines intact.)
• Evil Costumes Witch (Either an evil witch who controls costumes, or a witch who makes evil-looking costumes.)
• Evil Detecting Dog (A villain looks for a dog to kick.)
• Evil S Links (These sausage links are somehow evil.)
  • Evil's Links (Things that are associated with villains.)
  • “Evil's Link!” — S (S applies Ron the Death Eater to Link, for some reason.)
• Exit, Pursued by Abe AR (The makers of an Augmented Reality game featuring Abraham Lincoln have a bounty on your head.)
• "Ex" Position (The location where your former lover is right now.)
• EXP? Y? (The game gave you some Experience Points, but you don't know the reason.)
• Eye Contact Asp Roof (That snake on the roof just looked at me.)
• Eye O Pen (Hey Eye, look at this pen!)
• Eyes Cream (Some kind of lotion to put on your eyes, possibly when this happens.)
• Face Less Goons (I'm not going on Something Awful anymore.)
  • Faceless Go-Ons (Anonymous encouragements.)
  • Face Less Masses (I'm quitting my job as a priest.)
  • Face Less Critic (I Can't Take Criticism.)
• Face Of At Hug (The face someone makes when you surprise Glomp them.)
• Faces Hip (You know those little yellow faces? They're really hip with the kids!)
  • Cargo's Hip (The most tubular way to get items from point A to point B, no doubt about it, friendo!)
  • War's Hip (Gotta keep the children patriotic during wartime somehow.)
  • Living's Hip (I have a feeling this would not make the most effective suicide prevention PSA.)
  • Ghost's Hip (Ghosts are cool!)
  • The Elite's Jump's Hip (So Jumps Care after all?)
• Fahrenheit 4,512,018 (The long-awaited sequel featuring temperatures over 400 times hotter than the Sun's surface!)
• Fairest Of The Mall (The winner of one of those mall model-search contests.)
• Fair? Y Battle? (Why are we fighting? We played fair!)
• Fairy God Mother (My mother is the god of the fairies.)
• Fair Yin A Bottle (The Yin part of a Yin-Yang Bomb is sealed away in a bottle. Fair enough, I suppose.)
• Fairy Tale: Free For All! (Here, have a free fairy tale.)
  • Fairy Tale Free For Al L (Al Lawson will not be charged for this fairy tale.)
• Falling Into The Cock Pit (I fell into a pit of chickens.)
• FAL Lout (Some oaf with a light machine gun.)
  • Fantastic FAL Lout (But you give him a chance and he's actually pretty good!)
  • FAL Lout Boy
  • FAL Lout Tactics (FAL Lout is pretty good with tactics as well.)
• Fan Dis Service (These servants are getting hot! Better fan them!)
  • Fan Diss ER Vice (A fan is dissing an ER for being too sinful.)
• Fan On (This room needs air conditioning!)
• Fans ER Vice (Fans who are also Mad Doctors.)
• Fantastic D Rug (This rug with the letter D on it is awesome!)
• Fantastic! Fire Arms! (When you have the power to light your arms on fire.)
• Fantastic! Fire Works! (Someone discovers their Playing with Fire powers.)
• F Artillery (Someone got an F in artillery.)
  • Fart Ill? ER Y! (If you’re sick with gas, go to emergency room Y.)
• Fart Son Fire (Bob tried to hire his son, but he was such a Gasshole he had to fire him.)
  • F Art Son Fire (Another reason he got fired was because his art was so bad, it only got him an F grade.)
  • F Art's On Fire (Bob was so offended by the bad art that he burnt it.)
• FAS Troping (This fool-assisted speedrun provides examples of...)
• Fatal Bert (Watch out for the ruthless hyper-competent assassin, Bert!)
• Fat Alf Law (First law of Fat Alf: Do not talk about Fat Alf.)
  • Fat Al Flaw (Fat Al's flaw is being too fat.)
  • Fatal F Law (This law determines that the letter F is fatal. You're probably dead by now, considering how you've read it at least four times by now.)
  • Fat Al Fury (Fat Al isn't happy about being too fat.)
  • Fat Al Attractions ("Weird Al" Yankovic doing performances of "Fat" from his Even Worse album.)
  • Fat Al Attract Ions (Al's charged up about it.)
  • Fat Al Family Photo (Here's Fat Al, with his fat wife and his fat kids!)
  • Fat Al Fireworks (Fat Al on Bonfire Night.)
  • Fat Al Method Acting (Fat Al does an Amateur Film-Making Plot.)
  • Fat Al Labyrinth (Fat Al is stuck in a maze!)
  • Fat Al Racing (Fat Al hits the go-kart track.)
  • Only Fat Al To Adults (Kids don't call him Fat Al.)
  • Fat Al Reward (Fat Al gets a reward.)
  • Fat Al Forced March (Is that what they make him do at a Fat Camp?)
  • Fat Al Twelve (Fat Albert has twelve installments.)
  • Justice League vs. the Fat Al Five (Fat Al and four of his friends become a team of supervillains and fight the Justice League.)
• Faux Act Ion Girl (Ion Girl is pretending to put on a play.)
• Faux Reigner (A pretender to the throne.)
• Faux Shadow (Artificial darkness.)
• Faux Symbol Is M (This symbol you made up looks an awful lot like the letter M.)
  • Environmental Symbol Is M (Cool, someone cut these hedges to resemble the letter M!)
  • Stock Monster Symbol Is M (If there's a monster themed after a letter in the alphabet, chances are it's the letter M.)
  • Symbol Is M (The letter M symbolizes something.)
• Fear Less, Fool! (Come on, idiot, stop being so fearful!)
• Fear Less, Infant! (Come on, little baby, grow a spine!)
• Fear Less Undead (I'm going to try and cure my zombie phobia.)
• Fee Lies (If you tell a lie, you have to pay a fine!)
• Fighting as Had-OW! (We don't talk about Hades in public.)
• Finagle Slaw (The most perverse form of coleslaw possible.)
• Finding Abra In Your Car (Aww, a cute psychic Pokémon is in my car!)
  • Finding A Brain Your Car (Why does a Brain in a Jar want me to help it find my car? It's not like it can drive...)
• Fin Ding Nemo (Well, he does have a broken fin, but you don't need to call attention to it!)
  • Fin Ding Dory (No, her fins are constructed perfectly.)
  • Finding N, Emo (Explaining to an emo that you seek the letter N.)
• Find T, He Cure (If that man can find the letter "T", he can cure this disease!)
• Finger's Napping Street Gang (First of all: Finger does not have any "street gang", only debt collection agents. Second: Those agents never sleep; They're keeping an eye out on the neighbourhood, even when you think they don't. Especially when you think they don't.)
• Fin Gore (What happens if a fish injures its fin.)
  • F In Gore (The special effects student's attempt at creating a gory scene failed.)
• Fire And Brim's Tone Hell (Brim is a Fat Bastard, so getting toned is part of his Ironic Hell. Either that, or he hates music.)
• Fire! Men Are Hot! (Help! Those men are burning in a fire!)
• Fi She? Yes. ("Is Fi a girl?" "Yes, she is.")
  • F Is He? Yes. ("What grade did that guy get on the test?" "He got an F.")
• Fi Shout Of Water (Fi alerts you when she finds some water.)
  • Fish Out Of W At ER (A fish has escaped a town called W and is now living in an aquarium at the emergency room.)
• Fix ER Sue (Sue's fight in the emergency room wrecked it, and now she has to get it repaired)
• Flagpo Le Challenge (I am Flagpo, and I challenge all in my way! Gratuitous French required.)
• Fluffy P On Y (This fluffy letter P is stacked on top of a Y.)
• Fluffy Tame R (Someone has a tame, fluffy, anthropomorphic letter R as a pet.)
• Fluff? Y the Terrible? (Why is fluff terrible?)
• Fly Over Country (My country for a fly!)
• Folk Met Al (Fat Al meets some of his friends.)
  • Black Met Al (One of the people he meets is his black friend.)
  • Heavy Met Al (And his Fat Comic Relief friend.)
  • Hair Met Al (And his barber.)
  • Christian Met Al (He also stopped by his church.)
  • Death Met Al (Unfortunately for Al, another person he met that day was the Grim Reaper.)
• "Food Songs are Fun!" - NY (New Yorkers love songs about food.)
• Foof U (Well, foof you too!)
• Force DM Eme (...to roll more crits for our adventurers.)
• Fore Gone Conclusion (I conclude that the golf course has vanished.)
  • For E Gone Conclusion (I conclude that the letter E is gone.)
  • For Egon E-Conclusion (Someone made a digital conclusion for Egon Spengler.)
  • For Ego Ne Conclusion (I conclude that someone bought a neon sign to boost their ego.)
• Forget Me, Not My Organic Garden! (I'm willing to put the past behind me, but my awesome garden is a thing to remember!)
• F Red (Your homework is so bad it gets you an F.)
  • Famous F Red (And you became (in)famous for it!)
• Free Will? Y? (Why is free will such an important thing?)
• Friday Night? Deaths: Lot! (A lot of people die here on Friday nights!)
• Fried Rich Nietzsche (Eat the Rich, especially if they wax philosophical..)
• Fri Ends (Now it's Saturday.)
  • Better As Fri Ends (Things are improving now that Saturday is here.)
  • Fri Ends, Rent Control (I have to pay rent on Saturday.)
  • One Week Fri Ends (True, Friday only comes once a week.)
  • False Fri End (I thought it was Saturday, but it's still Friday!)
• Friend's Hip Song (My friend has made a song that has become a hit!)
• Fro Zen 2013 (In 2013, zen people wore afros.)
• Fro Zen Fever (Wearing an afro and being zen is all the rage.)
• Fuk U Fic (First of all, your spelling and grammar suck. Second, my writing is just fine according to everyone else who's commented on it.)
  • Sail Or Fuk U (If you don't start this boat, I will insult you endlessly!)
• FunDOS: "Hi!" (Is Disc Operating System too boring for you? Try FunDOS™, the operating system that talks to you!)
• Fun Krock (This crocodile is so fun, he uses Xtreme Kool Letterz!)
  • Pun Krock (He's fun because he makes so many puns.)
• Funny For Eigner (Here's a joke for Eigner.)
  • Funny Foreign ER (A translation of a medical drama turned it funny!)
  • Fun NY Foreigner (This tourist visiting New York is fun!)
• Fun NY Animal (The animals in New York are great fun!)
• Funny Mom Ents (These mother Ents are hilarious!)
  • Fun NY Moments (We had fun in New York.)
• Fun NY Octopus (The octopus in the New York aquarium is loads of fun!)
• Fun NY Robot (This robot from New York is fun!)
• FU, N with Acronyms! (Who needs an N with an acronym in it anyway?)
• FU, N with Flushing! (I hate the practice of flushing N's down the toilet!)
• Furi's Clothing
• Furi's Skin
  (Cut the teasing!
  Furi's Bones!)
• Furry Con Fusion (Two scams regarding furries got fused together.)
• Furry Remind ER (A furry is reminding the staff of an emergency room.)

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