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- Gag Pen Is (What is a gag pen?)
- Gaia Slam Ent
- Gain Ax Ending (Our hero got an ax at the end of the story.)
- Gala XY Angel (Gala is a male angel.)
- Gala XY Angel Rune (He has a symbol representing himself in the form of a rune.)
- Gam Bit Roulette (Silly Gam! That's not how you use a roulette wheel!)
- Gam Bit Index (Gam, stop biting everything!)
- Game Breaking Bug (Game boxes can be used to smash insects.)
- Ga Me Grumps (I met a version of me made of gallium and some grumpy people.)
- Game Show Winning's Cap (Win this game show and you get a hat!)
- Gar Field (What kind of fish can you catch in the pond near the field? Gar!)
- Garf, I Elf (I'm an elf, Garfield!)
- Gen I USB on Us (Don't worry, we'll pay for that obsolete memory stick.)
- Get a Hold of Yours, Elf Man! (Screw You, Elves! in Antiquated Linguistics!)
- Ghost Bust E Rs (A ghost busts some emergency rooms.)
- Ghostin' the Machine
- Ghost Writer (This ghost writes novels.)
- Giant Mo? OK!
- Giants Pace Flea From Nowhere (Flea-racing is a traditional sport played by giants.)
- Giant's Quid (Currency... for giants!)
- Girl On Girl I Shot (I saw two lesbians, and shot them with a gun!)
- Guy On Guy I Shot (Same goes with the gays!)
- GL Ass Cannon (We're all counting on the cannon mounted on your back, donkey.)
- G Love An-D. Boo Ts! (Someone named G is in love with Andrew and apparently can't spell. Oh, and boo Ts! (Heh-heh, you said "booties".))
- Gloves Nap (Because they're tired, isn't that obvious?)
- Goatse At Everything (This article
on Everything2.)- Goat Seat? Everything! (Everything is now a goat's seat, for some reason.)
- Go, D! (Come on, D, you can do it!)
- God Damn Ed Boss (Whoever's in charge of education is really bothering me)
- Go Die, Gogo! (Gogo, you should kill yourself NOW!)
- God, i.e. Gogo ("Some people call him YHVH. Others call him... Gogo." —Trailer quote)
- Go, Diva Hair!
- God Iva Hair (Dear god, Iva's hair is terrible!)
- Go Do Flight (Don't let your pilot's license go to waste!)
- Godwin Slaw (It's what Nazis eat.)
- God Wins Law (What did you expect when you sued God?)
- God Win Slaw (God won a prize! The prize is slaw.)
- Godwin Slaw Of Time Travel (Applied Phlebotinum for Nazis.)
- Good Costumes Witch (A witch who makes quality costumes.)
- Goodi's Dumb (I think Goodi is dumb.)
- Goodi's Not Dumb! ("You take that back!")
- Goo D Is Not Nice (I hate this "D" made out of goo.)
- Goodi's Not Nice (He may or may not be dumb, but he's not nice.)
- Good Pa Rents (Not only is he a good dad, but he's a landlord!)
- Goods Cars Evils Cars (Who has the better vehicles?)
- Good Smell's Good (Thank you, Captain Obvious.)
- Go! Go! Enslavement! (Yay, slavery!)
- Go Ogle (The modus operandi of a pervert.)
- Go NK (Cheering on North Korea. That's not a good idea.)
- Gory Deadly Overkill Title Of Fat Al Death (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids goes Darker and Edgier, culminating in the title character's death, and the title reflects this.)
- Got Ham? (Brought to you by the Pork Council!)
- Gotta Catch The Mall (This is going to need a big net!)
- Gotta Catch Them: Al, L (Someone has a strange desire to capture random anime characters.)
- Gotta Kill The Mall (Might as well knock it down if netting the mall doesn't work.)
- Gotta Rescue The Mall (Try to save a dying commercial space from bankruptcy.)
- Go To Verra Pe Instantly (You've finally unlocked fast travel, but you can only go to a place called Verra Pe, wherever that is.)
- Grades Kipper (Who would have thought that fish were so smart?)
- Grated Drug (Well, getting high off of cheese would kind of be an example of the actual trope.)
- Grated Mental Illness (Cheese as a mental illness?)
- Grated Sex (Sex, but it's a type of cheese that can be grated.)
- Grated D Rug (Someone grabbed a grater and grated up a rug with the letter "D" on it for some reason.)
- Gratuitous LA Tin (That tin from Los Angeles was a bit gratuitous.)
- Gratuitous Use Of The Tall It (Painting the Medium by making the word "it" taller.)
- Gravity's Crew (The workers responsible for maintaining the Artificial Gravity.)
- Groin At Tack (Tacks don't belong there! Ouch!)
- Groove Coast ER (The latest medical drama, taking place in a hospital in the city of Groove Coast.)
- Ground Ed Forever (What'd Ed do to deserve such punishment?)
- Grounded For Eve R (I got grounded because of some woman named Eve R.)
- Ground Ed For Eve R (And so did Ed.)
- Ground Hog Day (Hey, the cafeteria's serving ground pork!)
- Ground Hog Day Loop (Wait.. wasn't that the special yesterday, too?)
- GUI Tar Hero (You put together a graphical user interface with tar! You're a hero!)
- Gun Sin Church (Thou shalt not shoot things with a gun!)
- The Guns Linger (Your enemies might have vanished long ago, but their guns can still be picked up.)
- Hairs Pray (They're religious.)
- Ham Merman (A mythological creature with the tail of a fish and the body of BRIAN BLESSED!)
- Hammer's Pace (How fast does that hammer go?)
- Hand Puppet, Mock Ery (I'm making fun of Ery with a hand puppet.)
- Achievement Mock Ery (Right after his big achievement, too!)
- Copycat Mock Ery (Hey, mocking Ery was my idea, you copycat!)
- Copy Cat, Mock Ery (A strange to-do list: I will impersonate a cat, then mock Ery.)
- Hardboi: LED Detective (Detective Hardboi is on the case again with his ever-reliable light diodes!)
- Harmless Lique Faction (Don't worry about the Lique Clan. They act tough, but they're not dangerous at all.)
- Harm Less Lique Faction (They're not a threat! Stop hurting them!)
- Harm Less Liquefaction (And don't dilute their water either!)
- Harpo On Gun
- Hated by Al L. (Albert Latimore hates you.)
- Loved by Al L. (Looks like he changed his mind.)
- Hates Bath S (Bath R and Bath T are OK, though.)
- Hates Ink (Considering it's hard to wash off, who wouldn't?)
- Money's Ink (Ink used as currency.)
- Hates Smalltalk (Not a fan of an early object-oriented computer programming language.)
- Hates S Mall Talk (This person hates talk of malls beginning with the letter S.)
- Hat Off Light
- Hat Red (Crimson headgear.)
- Hat Red Tropes (Tropes about crimson headgear.)
- Have An Ice Death (What An Ice Person says when they freeze you.)
- Having AB Last (Uh-huh. Alberta's last on my list.)
- Ha! U Led Before A Senate Committee! (O darn, I did!)
- Heal In Gloop
- Heartwarming Mom Ents (These mother Ents are so adorable!)
- Heavy: M, et al. (The list of heavy people includes M, and some other people.)
- Helicopter Pa Rents (My dad leased out his helicopter.)
- He'll (...Umm... What will he do?)
- Hellf Ire (Beware the ire of hellf, the elf FROM HELL!)
- He'll Fire (Don't come any closer! He'll shoot you!)
- Hell is Tics (It sucks to have tics.)
- He, L.L., is Tics (Lex Luthor has so many tics (apparently), he's practically nothing but them!)
- Hell is W, Ar! (A pirate with an irrational hatred of the letter W.)
- Hellp. Oint. (Need medical sallve. Right now. And stop mocking my flat affect, and my slurring, will you.)
- Hell's Inker (Hell has a dedicated tattoo/pen artist, it seems.)
- Help Less with Laughter (Y'know, you'd be doing us a really big favor if you could cut out that annoying laugh.)
- Hen Shin Hero (In an unlikely series of events, a hen's leg becomes a hero and saves the day.)
- Heroic BS OD (The hero dies from hearing too many lies, or overdoses on bullshit.)
- Heroic B Sod (Look at that letter B, doing all those heroic acts... what a dumb ol' sod!)
- Heroic Pet's Tory (An Action Pet supports the Conservative Party.)
- Heroic R Rod (A fishing rod that the letter R uses to fight crime.)
- He Rot Ropes (He left the ropes out in the rain, and now they're all rotten.)
- The Hero Sidol (Sidol, our hero!)
- Het I Sew (Embroidery featuring heterosexual couples.)
- Hetisew!note (Onomatopoeia for sneezing.)
- "High Turn" Overrate (You know that new movie, High Turn? People talk about how great it is, but I don't see why it's so popular.)
- Him Om (Oh, hello Om.)
- Hip Pie Teacher (She shows you how to make trendy baked goods.)
- Hip Pie Parents (In fact, she and her family are the inventors of Hip Pie!)
- Hippie Pa Rents (A hippie dad is paying the rent.)
- Hip Pie In Dex (Hip Pie is a regional delicacy in Dex!)
- Hip Pie Name (So much so that the residents like to give their pies names before they eat them.)
- Hip Pie Van (It's sold out of food trucks, too.)
- Hip Pie Jesus (If you love Hip Pie so much, why don't you worship it?)
- Hip Pie Parents (In fact, she and her family are the inventors of Hip Pie!)
- Historical Villa In Upgrade (An old mansion is being renovated.)
- Hoist By Hi Sown Petard (Someone is lifted up by a petard with the word "hi" embroidered on it?)
- Holly Woo Dat Heist (The main suspect in the heist is Holly Woo, who apparently has a Funetik Aksent. Or maybe she just stole some digital audio tape or a distributed active transformer.)
- Holly Woo'd at Heist (Holly used her sex appeal to distract the guards.)
- Hollywood: A Theist (Hollywood's presentation of people who believe in a deity.)
- Hollywood At Heist (Hollywood's presentation of robberies.)
- Holly Woo Dat Las
- Holly Woo DD Ark Ness
- Holly Woo Devolution (Holly Woo becomes leader of a country and grants powers to the lower levels of government.)
- Holly Woo Do LD
- Holly Wood A Theist (Holly Wood is religious.)
- Holly Woo'd a Theist (Holly is wooing a theist.)
- Holly Wood Atheist (She's lost her faith.)
- The Show Goes Holly Wood (The show somehow goes to Holly Wood.)
- Holly Wood Hype Machine (Holly Wood has a hype machine now.)
- Holly Woods I Lencer (Who's brave enough to enter the dreaded Holly Woods? It is I, Lencer!)
- Holly Woods KY Diving (I hear that Holly Woods, Kentucky has this really great diving spot.)
- Hollywood To Urettes (Where in the world is Urettes?)
- Holly Wood Tourettes (Holly Wood has Tourettes.)
- Holly Woo'd Tourettes (One of the mainly objects of Holly's wooing has Tourettes.)
- Ho Mage (A slutty magic-user.)
- Ho Meal One (A lonely ho eats dinner.)
- Homebase (Always low prices at Homebase!)
- Ho Me Page (A page for prostitutes in search of a pimp.)
- Ho Me Star Runner (A pimp wants a well known runner as one of his prostitutes.)
- Honk AI: Impact 3rd (This iteration of our automated car horns will surely revolutionize the roads.)
- Hook Sand Crooks (Hook those sand crooks!)
- Hope Crush ER (A woman named Hope is crushing an emergency room.)
- Ho PE Crusher (Someone who crushes a risque P.E. class.)
- Hope Less Auditionees (When the Terrible Interviewees Montage is going on for too long.)
- Hope Less Boss Fight (There are too many boss fights in this game; I hope the sequel doesn't have as many.)
- Hope Less Suitor (I hope I don't have as many admirers.)
- Hope Less War (Hoping the war will end soon.)
- Hope Less With Tech (When you give up on your dreams because New Media Are Evil.)
- Hope's Pot (The marijuana belonging to a woman named Hope. Or it could be a regular cooking pot.)
- Horrible Honey Moon (The moon got turned into honey, And That's Terrible!)
- Horror Hung ER (Everyone in the ER has been hanged!)
- Horrors Truck (Another name for a Creepy Stalker Van?)
- Hoshi's a Ga (Hoshi is made of gallium.)
- How Can Santa Deliver All Those To Ys (Everyone knows that Ys is a mythical place; how is Santa able to deliver that stuff there?!)
- How Did You Know I Didn't? (Well, how did you?)
- How Did You Know I Did NT (How did you know I had sex with a neurotypical person?)
- How Do Is Hot Web? (You Have to Burn the Web... But how?)
- Hoy - ¡Ay! (Someone talking about today is interrupted by pain, or Fonzie is trying to talk like a pirate.)
- Hulk's Peak (In other news, the Hulk seems to have taken up mountain climbing as a hobby.)
- Buffy's Peak (So has Buffy Summers.)
- Fans' Peak (And so have fans of the series.)
- Anime Fan's Peak (Especially anime fans.)
- Pokemon's Peak (OK, who hasn't started taking up mountain climbing?)
- Poke Mon's Peak (Poke the mountain where the mons are at.)
- Spock's Peak (Must be near Kirk's Rock.)
- Spy's Peak (And the spies now? Why?)
- Martha's Peaks (Martha owns a mountain range.)
- Script's Peak (This screenplay takes place on a mountain.)
- Rainbow's Peak (You can see a rainbow from the top of this mountain.)
- Smart People's Peak: The Queen's English (Only intellectual English speakers are allowed on this mountain.)
- Congestions Peak (You're gonna get a cold at this mountain!)
- Congest Ions Peak (You need to block up the chemistry-themed mountain.)
- Poirot's Peak (Hercule Poirot gets tired of solving mysteries and becomes a mountain climber.)
- Mamet's Peak (David Mamet writes a book set on a mountain.)
- Forums Peak (A discussion board for mountain enthusiasts.)
- Sommelier's Peak (A classy wine tasting on a mountain.)
- Hybrids Area Crapshoot: (Only those with Hybrid Power are allowed here, now let me show you to the dice tables...)
I-K
- I am Son! G! (G, you should recognise me; you're my parents!)
- I Hate Son, G! (Sorry, kid, but we hate you.)
- I At- Ew, Hat! (You try to tell someone your location, but are distracted by a disgusting hat.)
- I Ate W Hat (That big W hat got eaten!)
- I At E, What?! (Why am I at a place called E?)
- I CA Rly (I'm from California, really!)
- I Carl, Y? (My name is Carl, why do you ask?)
- I Can See My Ho Use From Here (...Since I started keeping track of it when I hire prostitutes.)
- I Conic Item (I've got someting shaped like a cone.)
- I Conic Starter Equipment (Will I get the rectangular equipment when I'm more experienced?)
- Icon OC Lasts (In a fanfic where Anyone Can Die, the Original Character depicted in the author's avatar is one of the few characters to survive to the end.)
- The Ideal's Pong ER Life (The Ace plays Pong in the hospital.)
- I Deal "-ism" Tropes (A troper trades in tropes about beliefs.)
- Ideal "-ism" Tropes (These tropes about beliefs really are perfect.)
- "I, Dio!" T-Ball
- I Do Not Like: Green, Egg, Sand, Ham (These are a few of my least favorite things.)
- If Ellf Or Hours (If either "ellf" or "hours" variables are true, perform the following actions.)
- Ig No Red Enemy! (Ig reminds you that he isn't one of the red-clothed people you are fighting.)
- Ignore Dex Pert (Why? What has Dex Pert done?)
- Ig No Red Expert (...so stop pestering Ig with questions about red.)
- I Hate Song (I hate music!)
- I Have This, Friend! (Don't worry, my friend, I can handle this!)
- I Just Shot Marv in-in the Face (You're trying to tell someone that you shot Marv, but you have a stutter.)
- I'm Age Pickin' (I'm trying to decide how old I want my character to be.)
- I'm Port Gaming (I'm playing video games at the port.)
- I, Mage S. Ong (A magic user named S. Ong, or S. Wang in some romanizations.)
- I, Mage Song (Their first name is Song, or alternatively, a song about being a mage.)
- Imagines Pot (When The Stoner uses up his supply, he just uses his imagination.)
- Cools Pot (The pot's too hot, we must cool it down!)
- I'm Mortal Ity (My name is Ity and I am merely a mortal!)
- I'm Mortal Ity, I'm Moral Ity (Ity's a mortal, therefore Ity is a good person.)
- I'm Mortal, Genius! (Geez, you should know that!)
- I'm Mortal? Apathy... (Why does anything matter if I'm gonna die anyways?)
- Imp Lied Trope (Tropes about diminutive demons being dishonest. Alternatively, tropes about German diminutive demons singing.)
- Imp Lied Death Threat (Don't be intimidated by that imp's threats, he's just bluffing.)
- Imp Lied Answer (What, you thought you could get an honest answer from an imp?)
- Imp Lied, Love Interest! (The hero warns their love interest not to trust the lying imp.)
- Impossible Task Instantly Accomplish Ed (Ed instantly completely the impossible task!)
- Improbable Aimings Kills (Don't try to hit that ridiculously far away target- you'll only get yourself killed.)
- I'm Probable Aiming Skills (Hi, I'm the personification of your believable aiming skills!)
- Improbable Pilotings Kills (Someone tries to fly a plane with no prior experience and predictably crashes, killing all the passengers.)
- I'm Sorry, I Have "NT", a Clue (Someone who Apologises a Lot informs you they found a clue: the phrase "NT".)
- Complaining About Things You Have NT Paid For (Generally riskier than complaining about things you had ND pay for.)
- In Ano Therman's Shoes (You stole Ano's shoes.)
- In CA (Something's in California.)
- In Coming Ham (NEVER let the Large Ham reach that area!)
- In Dex At Gunpoint (Someone's holding me at gunpoint in a place called Dex!)
- In Dex, In -- AH! -- Alf's Hell! (Turns out you're not in Dex after all! You're in ALF's Hell!)
- In Dex Failure (A town named Dex houses a loser.)
- Index It Is (Yoda notes that something is an index.)
- Sequel It Is (And then notes that the film is a sequel.)
- Something It Is (And then notes that something is... something.)
- Alt It Is (Someone hasn't done a good job disguising their alternate account...)
- Bedhead It Is (Or their bedhead.)
- Illuminati On Entertainment (So many times it became a meme!)
- In Gesting Knowledge (You sure learn something at parties.)
- In Jury Tropes ("Where do I put this new trope?" "Index it under Jury Tropes.")
- In Jured Self Drag (the story of an attorney who barely escaped from a shootout between mobs, dragging himself all the way to the hospital)
- I Never Said It Was Poi, Son (I don't know what you just ate, Junior, but it wasn't an edible paste made from the taro plant, which you just now mentioned.)
- I Never Said IT Was Poison (I never claimed that computer technology was poisonous.)
- In Finite Canvas (There's only so much you can put on a canvas, you know.)
- In Finite Coffee And Protection Detail (I'll finish drinking my coffee before security gets here.)
- In Finite Crisis (At least this crisis will end.)
- In Finite Dendrogram (There's a limited amount of data you can put on a diagram.)
- In Finite Destinies (There's only so many things anyone can ever be.)
- In Finite Flashlight (But why does the flashlight have to stop working?)
- In Finite Jest (Well, at least the jokes stop if they're bad.)
- In Finite One Ups ("I'm better than you!" — "No, I am!" — "Okay, I can accept that.")
- In Finite Space (Space: not as endless as you thought.)
- In Finite Stratos (The stratosphere extends out to a place called "Finite".)
- In Finite Supplies (We're gonna run out!)
- In Finite Undiscovery (We'll soon discover something!)
- In Finite Worlds (Hurry, these worlds are gonna end, and we're in them!)
- Inform Ed Wrong Ness (Ed, you picked the wrong Loch Ness Monster!)
- Informed Wrong Ness (I told Nessie about the situation, but it turns out I told the wrong Nessie)
- In For Med Wrongness ("So What Are You in For?" "I was caught selling snake oil.")
- Inn Ate Night Vision (Is that even possible?)
- In No Cent Aliens (Aliens that don't have much money.)
- In No Cent Blue Eyes (A blue-eyed, poor person.)
- Innocent In Nuendo (I escaped to a town called Nuendo, and my criminal record was pardoned! Cool!)
- In No Cent In Nuendo (I live in Nuendo and I'm broke!)
- In No Cent Innuendo (I'm poor and I'm making a dirty joke about it.)
- Innocent Inn: "U End? O." (A living inn, unaware of the notion of death, learns that humans eventually die.)
- Instant Band Ages (A machine that instantly tells you how old the band members are.)
- Instant Dog End (A dog dies instantly, or a "Shaggy Dog" Story comes to an especially abrupt end.)
- Instant Wakings Kills (Don't wake someone up abruptly, they might die!)
- Insult Back Fire (If someone insults you, insult them back and then fire at them.)
- Insult Ed Awake ("Hey Ed, you suck! Now wake up!")
- Insult T Ropes (Ha! Stupid ropes shaped like the letter T!)
- Interfaces Crew (A crew that specializes in UI design.)
- Inter Faces Crew (A crew that specializes in designing faces.
- In "Tim Ate Artist Ry"... (...Ry the artist eats Tim.)
- In "Tim Ate Healing"... (...people curse Tim to hell for devouring everyone who could provide healthcare.)
- In Vader Zim (Something is inside Darth Vader that doesn't belong there. Do you know what it is? Zim!)
- Space In Vaders (Actually, there's more than one Vader, and they sure are empty inside.)
- Invisible Pa Rents (My dad left a long time ago, but he still pays his rent.)
- I Like S Words (They're the shit.)
- Heroes Prefer S Words (Ditto.)
- The Legend of Zelda: Skyward S Word (Link travels from his home in the sky to the surface world and faces the evil Ghirahim. There, he finds out that shit happens. And screams.)
- Throwing Your S Word Always Works (Going for Vulgar Humor I see.)
- Throw Ingy Our S Word! Always Works! (Ingy's apparently pretty good at using your bad language, too.)
- Throw Ingy Our Sword! Always Works! (Ingy's our best swordsman, after all.)
- Throw Ing Your Sword! Always Works! (Even though you got the better sword, Ing's a better swordsman than you.)
- Giving The S Word To A Noob ("Noob, you play like shit!")
- I Likes Words (For someone who claims to like words, you have very bad grammar.)
- I Nun, I Verse (A nun who also writes songs or poetry.)
- I, OS Games! (An OS specifically designed for videogames, which is called I.)
- IP Man (An intellectual property or IP address themed superhero.)
- I, Ron Man (You, Leslie Woman.)
- I Pro-Duct (I love Air Vent Passageways.)
- This Pro Duct Will Change Your Life (Buy this amazing air vent now!)
- "I Ron W." - Oobi, E (Oobi appears as a cameo in "E" and incorrectly thinks his name is Ron W.)
- "I Ron W. Oobi" - E (E needs to fake a name and quickly comes up with the surname of Oobi upon seeing the television airing it.)
- "I Ron W.O. Obi" - E (Same thing, except that the television is airing a Star Wars film instead of Oobi.)
- Iron Y (Because irons A - X aren't big enough.)
- I Ron, Y? (Why is my name Ron?)
- I Saw Your Will? Y? (How come you're showing me your will?)
- I Sit Always Like This (This is how I always sit.)
- I Sit Something You Eat (I'm going to sit on your food!)
- Is IT Something You Eat? (Someone thinks IT is a food!)
- Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dung Eon? (In The Dung Ages? I'd say yes.)
- I Slam (My basketball skills are on point!)
- iSlam (An app by Apple to help you practice basketball.)
- Israelis Within Fr. Ared Miss Iles (A team of Israeli doctors, embarking on a fantastic voyage into a rabbi named Ared, regret ever leaving a town in Colombia.)
- Issued Rift (Welcome! Here's your rift.)
- Is Sued Rift (The rift got sued by Is.)
- Is Sue Drift (All the characters in a work gradually becoming
Mary Sues. Alternatively, Is is sueing Drift now.)
- Is That Cute Kidy Ours? (I forgot whether that kid belongs to us or not. By the way, how do you spell "kiddy"?)
- It's All About ME (The series is about either Maine or Windows ME.)
- Aren't You Going to Ravish ME? (...Even Robosexuals aren't that into Windows ME.)
- Your Approval Fills ME With Shame (You have ashamed everyone in Maine.)
- Itsa's Mall Ride (Some cartoon character named Itsa has a kiddie ride in your local mall.)
- IT's Easy, So IT Sucks! (You've never debugged a program, have you?)
- IT's Hard, So IT Sucks! (Have you tried turning it off and on again?)
- It's Popular; No Wit Sucks! (Since it's popular, there's no wittiness to it, and that sucks!)
- IT's Popular Now? IT Sucks! (Computers were cooler before everyone got them!)
- It's the Samen -- Ow, It Sucks! (Suckiness Is Painful applied to eating sucky salmon.)
- IT's the Same, Now IT Sucks (I wish computers would change!)
- It Was Hiss LED (A bunch of light-emitting diodes arranged to look like a snake.)
- Not Hiss LED (Turnss out he didn't own it, he borrowed it.)
- Not His S LED (The LED shaped like the letter S also didn't belong to him.)
- It Was His SLED (He had an LED shaped like the letter S.)
- IT Was Hiss Led (The snakes were the leaders of the IT company.)
- "It Was- Hi, SSL!" - Ed (Really, Ed? You were about to give us an important clue, but instead you stopped and said "hi" to a security protocol! How could you be that dumb!?!?)
- I Wanna Bet He Guy (You sure he guy?)
- "I Want Son! G!" (Someone is sick of being childless, or of having only daughters.)
- Jac, Kreacher. (A Surgeon and a House Elf.)
- Jack Reach ER (Jack has finally made it to the emergency room.)
- Japanese Rang U Age (Someone called all the way from Japan to remind you of your upcoming birthday)
- Jenny's Numb! ER! (Get Jenny to the emergency room, quick!)
- Jerkass Go DS (A Nintendo DS game where you play a jerkass? Or catch them?)
- Jerkass Toon E (this animated letter E is a real jerk!)
- Jiggles How (Jiggle Physics still apply to the girl with A-Cup Angst.)
- Jobs On G (~Occupational opportunities await you in sector G.~)
- Just Here For God, Zilla. (Geez, Zilla, why else would I come to Church?)
- Just Ice League (Does this refer to only watching the NHL and not other professional sports leagues? Perhaps it refers to a league started by rapper Just Ice.)
- Just Ice Society Of America "We're not against drinks, we just like crunching the ice."
- Justin Time (A guy with Punny Name known for chronically saving the day just in the nick of time.)
- Jump Off a Bridge, Re-Butt Al! (Al the butt doctor gets no respect.)
- Kaitou Ten Shit Win Angel (Mr. Kaitou, who has the reputation of being Japan's most incontinent man, wins the love of an American immigrant named Angelica, or Angel for short.)
- Kan Yew Est? (Eye dohn't noe, kan yew?)
- KA Zoos Mean Silliness (If you're at the zoo in Karlsruhe, expect something zany to happen.)
- Kick Ed Upstairs (While you're upstairs, you kick Ed.)
- Kick Ed Up Stairs (Ed's not going up the stairs fast enough!)
- Killedofffor Real (Someone surnamed Killedofffor (probably some German thing) sells real estate.)
- Kill Ed Off For Real (Kill Ed again and make sure he stays dead this time!)
- Killed Off Forre Al (Forre Al has been killed!)
- Kill In Gin Tent (Because everyone will hear you if you kill in tonic tent.)
- Kills At (Something that kills your player character in a text-only Roguelike.)
- Saves At (Amulet of life saving?)
- King Mo? OK! (Long live King Mo!)
- Knights of the Old Re: Public (The soldier caste has something to say about the public.)
- Knight Sand Knaves (See those bandits over there in the desert? Make them knights!)
L-M
- La Conic (Spanish cones.)
- LA Conic (Cones from Los Angeles.)
- Lady Ella (Fortunately, Ella Fitzgerald exists if you are looking for her work page.)
- Lad! Yell A! (Informing a lad that they need to yell the letter "A".)
- Lands! Hark! (Listen, me crew! I spy land!)
- L.A. Resistance (A resistance group in Los Angeles.)
- Last Act I On Hero (Don't worry, this is the last time the first act will be about the hero.)
- Last Moment To Get Her (Better make your move, quick!)
- Last Supper's Teal (...No, it's not.)
- Late AR Rival Spoiler (The existence of VR is a spoiler, and apparently AR is in its final days.)
- La Tear Rival Spoiler (NOOOOO!!! I'll never be able to enjoy La Tear knowing the secret of the heroine's rival!)
- Late To The Punch Line (I wanted to get some fruit punch, but now the line is too long.)
- Lazy Ali As...
- Lazy Art Is T (You aren't a hardworking artist if all you can draw is the letter T!)
- Terrible Art Is T (Even if the T art wasn't lazy, it would still look awful!)
- Eccentric Art Is T (T art is rather strange. You've been warned.)
- Performance Art Is T (If I perform it, maybe people will like it more!)
- One Track Minded Art Is T (All I can think about is my T art...)
- Depending On The Art Is T (But it's my life's work!)
- Starving Art Is T (I'm not making profit off of it, so I can't buy food...)
- Reclusive Art Is T (I spend all my time drawing Ts and can't hang out with friends.)
- Escape Art Is T (I'll have to start a new career.)
- Mad Art Is T (I'm angry about my T art.)
- Art Is T Disillusionment (I hate my art and people hate me!)
- Sad Is T (I associate my art with sadness)
- Little Miss Con Art Is T (A girl scammed me out of my T art!)
- Sequential Art Is T (My T art is undergoing Sequelitis!)
- Prison Escape Art Is T (They put me in prison for making T art, so now I have to escape.)
- True Art is I, 'n' Comprehensible (The best letter to draw is I, and make sure people can understand it!)
- Lazy B Um (Someone is confused by a lazy letter B.)
- Lazy Hu's Band (Lazy Hu has his own musical group now!)
- Lazy To WN (Someone with the initials W.N. perceives someone else as lazy.)
- LA Zyt Own (I own all kinds of "zyts" and the ones from Los Angeles are the best!)
- League Of Leg Ends (Leg leagues don't last forever.)
- "Leave Him" Tome (A book advocating for divorce?)
- Lego LA's by Laura (A woman named Laura made several replicas of Los Angeles out of Lego.)
- The Leg End Of Zelda (Zelda's feet? Uh…)
- The Legend Of Zelda Major As Mask (Skull Kid will surely become a major villain when wearing that evil mask.)
- Le Mon (Gratuitous French for "the Mon".)
- Le Park Our (This park is ours!)
- Let Smock The Monsters (Monsters can wear smocks too!)
- Let S Play (But I don't wanna let S play!)
- Lev Elate (Make your friend Lev happy!)
- Level At E (A place called E has very level ground.)
- Level in RE Verse (In a crossover game, one level takes place in the Resident Evil universe.)
- Light, I Snot Good! (Careful! If he finds out you said that, he'll kill you.)
- Light Is Not Go OD (Light is too smart to do drugs and risk taking an overdose.)
- Lights Witch Surprise (Turn the lights on—AAAGH, a witch!)
- Light SW Itch Surprise (You got an itch from flying on Southwest Airlines, but fortunately it's not a very bad one.)
- Like A God Tome (Like, The Bible?)
- L, I Me (Don't worry, L, I'm still myself.)
- Limit Ed Destination Time (Let's invoke a Timed Mission on Ed.)
- Limit Ed Lyrics Song (Let's limit the lyrics in the song that focus on Ed.)
- Limited Lyrics, Son! G! (A parent is taken aback by how few words their son put into his song.)
- Limit Ed Wardrobe (Let's limit what clothes Ed can wear.)
- Limit Ed Ward Robe (Ed's been going a bit overboard with guarding his robes. Let's hinder it a bit.)
- Limited Ward Robe (This guard, who wears a robe, is a bit lacking.)
- Lips Tickles Bian (Bian finds kisses ticklish.)
- Liquid As Sets (Works set in the ocean or another body of liquid.)
- Literal Ass Kick In G (A song about someone literally getting their butt kicked.)
- Lite Rally: Shattered Lives (Sounds like Lite Rally was a disaster then.)
- Literal Mind Ed (Ed takes things very literally.)
- Little? Use Less Gun! (A reminder to smaller characters that they may not be able to handle that BFG.)
- Locked In The Dung Eon (Time Travel goes wrong, leaving our protagonist stranded in The Dung Ages!)
- Lock Ed In The Dung Eon (And his name is Ed, apparently.)
- Lock Ed In The Dungeon (And then he got arrested.)
- Locke Din The Dungeon (Hey, John Locke! Would you keep that noise down?!)
- Lock Ed In A Freezer (Ed's not having a good day, is he?)
- Lock Ed In The Bathroom (So it continues...)
- Lock Ed Away In A Monastery (Is there any place Ed can't be locked in?)
- Lock Ed Into Strangeness (Ed's locked in an Eldritch Location now...)
- Lock Ed Out Of The Loop (Ed's not going to understand inside-jokes anymore.)
- Lock Ed Out Of The Fight (Ed's forced out of a fight.)
- Lock Ed Up And Left Behind (Ed: "Don't leave me!")
- Lock Ed Room Mystery (Who's been locking Ed into all these places?)
- Stuff Ed Into A Trash Can (Will you please stop locking Ed into things?)
- Stuff Ed Into A Locker (Ed was stuffed in a locker, presumably by some bully.)
- Stuff Ed Into The Fridge (That's gotta be a very empty fridge if you're going to stuff Ed in it.)
- Snow Ed In (What can't he be stuffed in?)
- Chain Ed To A Bed (With all the stuff he's gone through, he may as well be asleep.)
- Kick Ed Out Of Heaven (For one reason or another, Ed was kicked out of heaven.)
- Fuck Ed Up (Why would you do this?)
- Level, Lock Ed Loot (And now the level's stolen his stuff!)
- Lock Ed Pages (We trapped Ed in the pages of TV Tropes.)
- Lock Ed Up Tropes (Ed's been locked in so many places that we made an index just for these tropes.)
- Lock Ed In A Room (Now Ed's locked in some kind of room.)
- LOL Icon (A happy emoticon :-D, or what you click to play League of Legends.)
- Comedic LOL Icon (This icon will make you laugh out loud!)
- Lol Icon And Shot A Con (I shot a Con Man with a laughing emoji.)
- Loo NY Librarian (This librarian from New York loves Toilet Humor.)
- Loo Phero (These pheromones lead to the outhouse.)
- Lucas Arts (While Ninten does everything the hard way and Ness is evil, Lucas happens to be really good at making art.)
- Lucas Film (Lucas' game finally got localized...as a movie, unfortunately enough.)
- Luca's Film (It's called Luca.)
- Lucky's Tar (The Lucky Charms leprechaun apparently owns some tar, for when Marshmallow Power isn't enough to slow down thieving kids.)
- Luc KY Star (Luc is the owner of Kentucky Star.)
- Lumi NES (A luminescent Nintendo Entertainment System, called the LumiFC in Japan. Alternatively, it's Lumi's NES.)
- Lu Mines (Mines owned by Lu?)
- Lyrical Diss On Ance (Writing The Diss Track for someone called Ance.)
- Mad A Gas Car (A very angry gas car.)
- Ma Da Gas Car (Pa drove da electric car, and...)
- Ma Da Gas Car Escape 2 Africa (Ma's going to drive her gas car to Africa.)
- Mad Aga Scar (Be glad you don't have a raging scar!)
- Madaga's Car (Madaga buys a brand new car.)
- Madea Slave (Something related to Tyler Perry?)
- Mad EA Slave (Being enslaved by Electronic Arts turns people insane.)
- Magic Ant (An insectoid sorcerer.)
- Mag, I Can't! (I'm sorry, Mag, but I just can't do this!)
- Magi Chat (Have a chat with Magi.)
- Magic Ians Are Wizards (You're not a wizard unless your name is Ian. Magic Ians are wizards, Magic non-Ians are sorcerers.)
- Magic Is Rare, Heal This Cheap (I don't have any magic to heal this wound, but I don't have much money either.)
- Magic K (Is Magic K.)
- Magick Night (Some form of enchanted evening.)
- Made Line (I created a line.)
- Made L In E (I went to E and made an L.)
- Mad E-Line (This virtual line is insane.)
- M Ad E-Line (It also features ads with the letter M.)
- Mad Ness Tropes (the protagonist of EarthBound finds TV Tropes cathartic)
- Mad Ness Makeover (The Loch Ness Monster is insane and being given a makeover.)
- Mad Ness Mantra ("Giygas must die!")
- Sad Ness Tropes (tropes about an angry Loch Ness Monster)
- Loud Ness War (Ness, keep that racket down or we'll enlist you in the army!)
- Happi Ness Tropes (Ness is so happy he can't even spell correctly)
- Happi Ness Realized Too Late (It was at this moment he knew he messed up.)
- Lock Ed Into Strange Ness (Maybe that will fix it?)
- Teleportation Sick Ness (Ness is sick from teleporting too much.)
- Reality Show Genre Blind Ness (Ness watched reality shows, and he went Genre Blind!)
- Museum Mad Ness (He may be angry, but he can still appreciate fine art!)
- Decisive Dark Ness (He's thinking long and hard about something.)
- Decades Of Dark Ness (Maybe you're thinking too much...)
- Shopping Cart Of Homeless Ness (Ness doesn't have a home, so he lives out of a shopping cart.)
- The "Magic's Chool" Bus (Hop on board if you think magic is "chool"!)
- Mage Marks Man (Mortal! You are my familiar now!)
- Magica Is Magica (No duh; who else could she be?)
- Magic? A is Magic? A?! (You really mean to tell me that the letter A is magical?!)
- Magi Chair (A chair fit for a magus.)
- Maim AI (Bringing about a Cruel and Unusual Death to an artificial intelligence.)
- Major In Jury Underreaction (There's an army leader in the jury, but no one cares.)
- Malicious M Is Naming (This evil letter M is giving people names! How awful!)
- Make Game Snot War (Actually, don't. That's disgusting.)
- Mak Eminem USIC (A Canadian actress and an American rapper lend their support to the United States Infrastructure Corporation.)
- Makes Just As Much Sense In Con Text (It doesn't make any more sense when it's in that scam text.)
- Makes Just As Much Sense Inc On Text (A text related to an organisation called Makes Just as Much Sense Incorporated.)
- Makes "O, Me" Noise
- Man Ab Urn (There are only abs in this urn.)
- Man As Hield (We hired a man to play the role of Hield.)
- Man Dela Effect (Something only applies to men in Delaware.)
- Man Eating Plant (He’s vegan.)
- Ma Neating Plant (Your mother makes the houseplant look presentable, instead of not spilling soil everywhere.)
- Man Eating Plan T (Now onto Plan T: It involves a man eating.)
- Man's Laughter Provocation (Tell a funny joke to a guy, and he just can't help it...)
- Man Slaughter Provocation (Tell him a bad joke, however...)
- Mano N' Fire (Here's a copy of Manos: The Hands of Fate and some fire.)
- Man On Fir E (But no people on Firs A to D...)
- Mano N' Fir E (A copy of Manos: The Hands of Fate and Fir E.)
- Man On Fir E (But no people on Firs A to D...)
- Maps Tabbing
- Mark Ed for Death (Much nicer than "put Ed on your hitlist"... wait, no.)
- Marry The Mall (If you love that shopping center so much, Why Don't You Marry It?)
- Mar y Sue (A Spanish-language TV show about a boy named Mar and a girl named Sue, or a girl named Mar and a boy named Sue.)
- Mar, Ty, Stu (Mar has two brothers named Ty and Stu.)
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- Masked Villa in Sun, Masked Heroes! (Masked superheroes! There's a shrouded mansion on the Sun!)
- Match Stick Weapon (We are both equipped with sticks, making us equally matched for a duel.)
- May Be Magic? May Be Mundane (Is May a supernatural month? No, it's quite boring really.)
- Ma? Y Be Magic? Ma? Y Be Mundane? (No matter whether that mother acts magically or normally, her kids will question it.)
- M. Ed (a.k.a. Box) (I am Mr. Ed, but some people call me Box, as that's the thing I often get stuffed in.)
- Me D! (a.k.a. Box) (Some caveman is named D, but can also go under the name Box.)
- Me Daka Box! (Some caveman is named Daka Box.)
- Med (a.k.a. Box) (This medicine also acts as a box.)
- Media Watch Dog (News reporters are watching a Precious Puppy.)
- Me Ga Man ("Me is man"? "Eye is 10,000"?)
- Meg, A Man (Meg is a man with a Gender-Blender Name.)
- Mega Manx (A breed of Mega Neko with a very short tail.)
- Me Gama NZX (Ah, you must be Gama NZX. I presume English isn't your first language.)
- Megan Ekko (The name of a girl with glasses?)
- Megan E. K.O. (The above Megan Ekko suffers a Non-Lethal K.O..)
- Meg, a Neko! (Hey Meg, that person has cat features!)
- Me I Do (Insult Backfire after being told to screw oneself.)
- Me! Me! (It's All About Me!)
- Memetic Mole Ster (A mole named Ster was a subject of Memetic Mutation.)
- Memetic Bad Ass (So was a donkey that was either a jerkass or not that good at his job.)
- Meme Tic Mutation (Someone's Character Tic became a meme.)
- M. Emetic Mutation (Because of a mutation of some kind, M. constantly projectile vomits.)
- "Me! Me!" Tic Mutation (someone's Verbal Tic became saying "Me! Me!")
- Men Swear Ghetto (Stereotype that men talk about things like "bitches" and "hoes".)
- Mercury Swings (Don't play on those.)
- Mesa Crowd (A crowd of Jar Jars, every Star Wars fan's worst nightmare!)
- Me's a Crow, D (A bad-grammar-spouting crow talks to someone named D.)
- Mess Ian IC Archetype (Ian is The Klutz, so creating a mess is in character for him. He inspired people to create their own similarly accident-prone characters.)
- Met A Guy (He was a pretty nice guy, too.)
- Met A Fic (Wait, how do you meet a piece of fanfic?)
- Met A Game (And it was awesome!)
- Met a Gal (I met a Nice Girl, too.)
- Met a Tron (And I met TRON, too!)
- Metal Detect Or Puzzle (To continue, you can either find some metal or solve this puzzle.)
- Metals Lime (Calcium oxide? explanation)
- Met A. L. Slime (You mean R. L. Stine?)
- Met Al Slime (A slime that met Al.)
- Metaphor Gotten (You got a metaphor!)
- Metaphor? Got Ten! (I bet you can't use that many metaphors!)
- Metro ID (Turns out those new transit cards double as an ID.)
- Me Troi, D (Deanna Troi developed a speech defect.)
- Micheal Jackson's "This I Sit" (A documentary about benches Michael Jackson has sat on.)
- Mill? Y, Molly? (Molly, why are you so keen on that mill?)
- Milo Murphy Slaw ("Of course the wolves got my coleslaw." "Mine got crushed at the bus stop. Guess we're having potato salad.")
- Mind Rap E (A new drug that causes your mind to bust out some mad rhymes.)
- Mind Ref Or Mat Death (Prove your thoughts with a credible source or I'll beat you to death with this doormat!)
- Minds Crew (Brain surgeons?)
- Minds Crew Driver (A chauffeur for a brain surgeon.)
- Minds Crew: The Audience (Can they do brain surgery with an entire audience watching?)
- Minec Raft (Minec, we need to built a raft. Oh no, are you punching trees again?)
- Mine C Raft (Someone found a raft with a letter "C" on it while mining.)
- Minor In Jury Overreaction (People are overreacting to the fact that someone in the jury isn't eighteen yet.)
- Misdirect Ed Outburst (Hey, Ed! You should be yelling at him instead!)
- Miserable Mass Age (a time period where lots of people dealt with Weight Woe, or were miserable because of all the church services)
- Mist- Ook! -The Dominant Lifeform (A character informs someone that the dominant lifeform of a planet resembles mist, but is interrupted by The Librarian.)
- Mist Ruth In Marketing (A non-corporeal being made of mist, named Ruth, is a pretty good marketing agent.)
- Mistaken for Anim Poster ("Hey, aren't you the person who posted that one animation on that one website?" "Nope, you're thinking of someone else.")
- Mistaken For Bad Ass (My donkey is fine, I assure you!)
- Mistaken Ford Is Ease (It's easy to confuse every car for a Ford.)
- Mistaken For In Dex (Someone thought they went to Dex but they didn't.)
- Mistaken For Murder ER (An emergency room you go to for when people think you've been killed but you're just injured.)
- Mistaken For Own Murder ER (Someone mistakenly believes you own said emergency room.)
- Mo Bile Su IT Gun Dam (More Bile? Sue IT with a Gun, Dammit!)
- Moff Slaw (The stability of the potluck is at stake. A carrot is a small price to pay.)
- Monster Room, Mate! (What a large room you have, friend!)
- Monsters, Inc.'s Cream Team (Monsters, Inc. has its own dairy product delivery service!)
- Moo 'n' Burn (A moo is the only warning you get before the burncattle's flamin' yawn.)
- Mortal's Hell (Where bad people go after they die.)
- Mort, a Sheen! (There's a wild Sheen Estevez coming this way, Mort!)
- Moth- er, 3 (You encounter one moth that turns out to be three moths.)
- Mothmen Ace (Mothmen are so cool!)
- Mount Ed Combat (Fighting your enemy while standing on Ed. Or, a man named Ed Combat is about to have a certain experience.)
- Mount Edmo? OK. (Let's go to Mount Edmo!)
- Moving the "Go Al!" Posts (Al will be able to see our encouraging messages more easily once we move them.)
- MP Reg. (Regulation imposed upon members of parliament. Or upon multiplayer gaming. Or upon media players. Or...)
- MS Ting (Microsoft unveils its successor to Bing: Ting!)
- Ms. Ting (Wife of Mr. Ting.)
- M Sting (A weaponized letter M.)
- MS Red Ink (Microsoft sells ink now.)
- Welcome to Japan! MS Elf (Microsoft's newest game, featuring an elf that tours you around Japan.)
- MS Tree (Microsoft plants trees.)
- Muggles Do IT Better (Unsurprisingly, wizards aren't very good with computers.)
- Murderball Ad (A commercial for that documentary about wheelchair rugby.)
- Murphy Slaw (Any coleslaw preparation that can go wrong will go wrong.)
- Muse CA (Muse's latest Canada concert tour.)
- Mu Sec A (One of security squads on the fabled continent of Mu.)
- My! God, What Have I Done? (Someone makes a mistake and asks God what they've done.)
- My, I'm Mortal! (Turns out you're not so immortal after all.)
- My, I'm M or Tal! (Either my last name begins with M, or I'm related to Adira Tal.)
- My Little P On Y (piece P of this Ikea product is small, so I think it goes on piece Y)
- My Little Pony Friends Hip Is Magic (Telling small ponies that your friends are hip and made of magic.)
- My Little P On Y Friends Hip Is Magic
- My Lo-Cal (This food I have is low in calories.)
- My Name is Question Marks (My parents were named Exclamation and Punctuation.)
- My New Dung Eon Life (I'm going to live during The Dung Ages.)
- My New Gift: I Slam E (As a gift, someone let me slam the letter E.)
- My New Gift Is LA Me (I received a clone of myself from Los Angeles as a gift.)
- My New Gift: Islam E (I've gotten an Islamic E as a gift.)
- My Room Is A Dung Eon Rest Stop (After time travelers get back from The Dung Ages, they always stay in my room!)
