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     8 Mile 

     28 Days Later... 

     47 Metres Down 
  • At the opening logos:
    Jeremy: 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
  • During the opening credits:
    Jeremy: Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.
  • A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.
  • This bit:
    Lisa: Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
    Jeremy: Don't be so hard on yourself. You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.
  • Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
  • This:
    Javier: Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
    Jeremy: It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
  • Jeremy ends up hating Kate so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.
  • This bit:
    Kate: My God. It's huge!
    Jeremy: This is what my college girlfriend used to tell me- about my roommate.
  • When a shark eats Lisa's camera:
    Jeremy: Huh. I never realised that sharks had a taste for Polaroid.
  • Jeremy decides to Roll Credits when the shark cage actually descends 47 metres down.
  • Jeremy's comments on the cinematography:
    Jeremy: It's slow sloooooooooooow shots like these that make me think that the director was going for Kubrick but wound up with Manos: The Hands of Fate instead.
  • "Movie posits a world where Mandy Moore can't get a date, even for a little while."
  • This:
    Lisa: What would Stuart think if he could see me now?
    Jeremy: Um...mayday?
  • When Javier's corpse floats by:
    Jeremy: Even in death, Javier was a creeper.
  • This:
    Lisa: We're running out of time!
    Jeremy(sounding genuinely annoyed): Yes. We know.
  • Jeremy's remarks on Captain Taylor's stiff line delivery:
    Captain Taylor: They're sending a team that is fully equipped for deep sea rescue. They will be there in an hour.
    Jeremy: I was in Full Metal Jacket.
  • "This shark is basically a post-it note, reminding us that there are sharks in the water."
  • At a demonic looking shot of the sharks:
    Jeremy: Army of Sharkness.

    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 
  • The first sin:
    Title Card: Your name shall be Abraham, for I will have made you a father of many nations - Genisis 17:5
    Jeremy: Scripture reading. Screading?! *ding* Also, this bible verse has nothing to do with Lincoln. He isn't even the father of this country. Abraham Lincoln is the father of approximately zero nations.
  • This:
    Abraham Lincoln: History prefers legends to me.
    Jeremy: Lincolnarration.
  • At a swooping shot of the White House:
    Jeremy: Gee, this White House looks almost as fake as the real one! Hey, wait...
  • Jeremy gets the Gettysberg Address joke out of the way quickly:
    Jeremy: Four score and seven years ago, our horror-fathers brought upon this continent jump-scares. And they haven't stopped since, AND I'm bored of it.
  • This bit:
    Abraham Lincoln: Mother? MOTHER?!
    Jeremy: Wait. Lincoln's mother...dies?! Spoiler alert.
  • This, if only for how Jeremy slurs his words:
    Henry: A boy only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man.
    Jeremy: Lies! Sometimes a boy gets this drunk when he has to watch Vampiraham Abepire fight Linchrams. LIES, I SAY!
  • Jeremy refers to young Lincoln as "Discount young Liam Neeson".
  • This bit:
    Henry: I'd like you to chop down this tree with a single swing.
    Abraham Lincoln: But that's impossible! That's got to be more than a foot across!
    Jeremy: Honest Abe would be excellent at CinemaSins.
  • When Lincoln chops down the tree:
    Jeremy: Movie suggests that if you're super angry, you can build up enough strength to chop down a tree in one swing. This movie's credited "Hate Strength Trainer" must have been Mr. Furious from Mystery Men.
  • This:
    Henry: Before you protect others from darkness, you must first protect yourself.
    Jeremy: That's what the guy who invented condoms said!
  • "The ridiculous things humans do in this movie makes it the Fast and Furious of presidental vampire movies."
  • Jeremy snaps rather early in the video:
    Henry: When Judas betrayed Jesus, his reward was 30 pieces of silver. At that moment, those pieces became a symbol of betraying God, of evil. And silver became a curse upon the cursed.
    Jeremy: JESUS CHRIST, THE LOGIC! Logic: as in the stage name of rapper Robert Bryson Hall II. Second! As in, the second I'm done with this paragraph of logical fallacy, I'm going to smoke a joint! Joint! As in...I'm going to smoke a joint.
  • This bit:
    Shopkeeper: IF I SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN, I'LL USE YOUR BALLS AS A COIN PURSE!
    Jeremy: Mistaking the balls from the scrotum. *ding* Also, this asshole, who sells copious amounts of apples, just so happens to fire his worker, allowing Abe to get a job.
  • The Running Gag of treating events in Lincoln's life like they were part of a major movie franchise.
  • This:
    Abraham Lincoln: I had killed a monster. And I would kill them again.
    Jeremy: Yep. That's this movie in a nutshell. Abraham Lincoln killing vampires. Beyond that, there is absolutely nothing. Hope that idea can carry you through 100 MINUTES OF IT.
  • This bit:
    Abraham Lincoln: I have killed six vampires.
    Mary Todd Lincoln: That's amazing!
    Jeremy: Abraham went to the "Gross Pointe Blank" school of Honesty.
  • During the infamous horse sequence:
    Jeremy: This movie has officially hit a level of combined CGI nonsense and green-screening, mixed with shaky camera work and spaghetting that it's pretty much intolerable.
  • When Abe gets trampled by a horse:
    Jeremy: Horsing around.
  • This:
    Adam: Vampires cannot kill each other. One of God's little tricks.
    Jeremy: You say God, I say "lazy screenwriters looking to create some forced narrative tension". Tomato, To-mah-to.
  • "Records show that Abraham Lincoln banged Mary Todd in that grocery store while Joshua Speed watched. It was truly epic presidental sex. Even the mice in the floorboards were impressed."
  • This bit:
    Joshua: You and me, Abraham...together we can accomplish anything.
    Jeremy: Now let's eat our pre-battle carrots!
  • During a fight scene, Jeremy cracks up at Lincoln throwing his stovepipe hat at a vampire to distract it.
  • When a carriage smashes through a house to bring Lincoln to safety, Jeremy notes that he had been saving the This works sin for the movie's stupidest moment and happily awards it to that scene.
  • At a cameo by Harriet Tubman, Jeremy remarks that the movie's "turned into the Forrest Gump of presidental vampire movies. Who are they going to run into next? Baby Thomas Edison?"
  • This:
    Abraham Lincoln: I shall not fight with an axe but with words and ideas...
    Jeremy: Yeah, I bet that's what the audience who bought tickets to a movie called "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" wants to see!
  • This bit:
    Jeremy: I've been letting the anachroisms slide because this isn't a historical document; vampires didn't become problems in America until the 20th century, after all. But did they have to show a shot the Captiol Building WITH THE ELECTRICAL LIGHTING VISIBLE IN THE CEILING?!
  • This:
    Jefferson Davis: The North has us both outnumbered and outgunned.
    Jeremy: And, of course, The South plans to win the Civil War with vampires. Because this film doesn't need nuance.
  • During a sweeping shot of a Civil War battlefield:
    Jeremy: You know, they spent 100 million dollars on this and the money is clearly on the screen. The problem is that THEY SPENT 100 MILLION DOLLARS ON THIS MOVIE.
  • This bit:
    Abraham Lincoln: When our bullets are useless, our bayonets are about as powerful as this fork!
    Jeremy: Wait, they're going to eat the vampires? Oh yeah, this is about to get good!
  • This:
    Abraham Lincoln: This is what we need.
    Jeremy: I just played a game called Final Fantasy 4 when a spoon did massive damage. Imagine what a fork could do!
  • This bit:
    Abraham Lincoln: I need you, Mary...
    Jeremy: Presidental SKIP!
  • Jeremy mentions that he planned a bonus round for all the times the vampires make their faces distort but is so sick of the movie, he decided to add the 57 sins all at once.
  • "Did you enjoy the terrible CGI sequence horse stampede? Well, we're going to do it again, only with MORE CGI and at night on a moving train!"
  • This bit:
    Adam: Emanicipate yourselves.
    Jeremy: OH MY GOD.
    • Later, when Mary Todd Lincoln kills a vampire:
    Jeremy: OH MY F*CKING GOD.
  • At the end, when Henry meets a modern-day vampire hunter:
    Henry: A boy only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man.
    Jeremy: Ohhh, they're setting up a modern-day sequel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sequel.

    A Christmas Carol (2010) 

    A Christmas Story 
  • Jeremy saying that for once, the narration enhances the experience of the film, while taking a potshot at GoodFellas in the process.
  • When Ralphie says "Oh, fudge" and then clarifies in the narration that he didn't say "fudge" and actually said the "F-dash-dash-dash" word:
    Jeremy: "This is a classic moment in a classic movie and it always makes me smile." [removes sin] "But also, I am not a fan of censorship, especially self-censorship. I get while a child might censor themselves, but why does the narrator, as an adult recounting this incident, feel the need to censor himself?"
  • The Bonus Round: "The sin, as always, is kids." And it proceeds to add sins for nearly every instance of kids being annoying in the film... and removes one for the scene where Ralphie has a soap bar shoved up his mouth for swearing.

    A.I.: Artificial Intelligence 
  • Several sins are silently added for a flashing sign in the background that literally reads "SIN". Hey, you can't fault Jeremy for following instructions.

    Alien VS Predator 
  • The first sin:
    Title Card: ANTARCTICA: OCTOBER 10TH 1904
    Jeremy: Movie spells "Alien VS Predator" wrong. You had one job, movie! *ding* Also, movie thinks that by setting it in Antarctica, it can score some The Thing Brownie Points and movie is wrong.
  • At the actual film's title card:
    Jeremy: You've got to love how the Av P wasn't enough: they have to spell out "Alien VS Predator" below it so audiences who accidentally was looking for The Princess Diaries 2 will find a slightly less crappy movie.
  • This bit:
    Graeme: I'm taking this picture for my boys.
    Jeremy: You know, because "people sleeping" are always a huge hit when you play it on the slide projector.
  • Jeremy points out the casting of Weyland:
    Jeremy: So, Lance Henriksen is playing Charles Weyland in this movie after he played the cyborg Bishop in Aliens. I guess that means that Weyland Corp built a cyborg based after him, but why did they go with the Ian Holm model before that?!
  • This:
    Lex: Mr. Weyland, when I lead my team, I don't leave my team.
    Jeremy: Seems like it should be given for a tour guide.
  • "No one who watches the skies for a living notices this giant spaceship coming our way."
  • This bit:
    Sebastian: When I grew up in Italy, you know what we called a moon that big?
    Lex: What?
    Sebastian: La Luna de Cacciatore.
    Jeremy: Translated: The Bruce Almighty moon...
  • Jeremy laments that the movie can't even do basic jump scares correctly.
  • Immediately after that, when a penguin jump scare happens:
    Jeremy: This is cute but it's still no better than a cat jumping out at you. If I sin cat scares, I am DEFINITELY going to sin "Waddling Penguin" jumpscares.
    • Jeremy then notes that the penguin is a Humboult penguin, a species not found in the arctic. He then decides to sin the movie not for the scientific inaccuracy, but the fact that "someone gave a penguin species such a boring name."
  • At a sequence of the Predators preparing their weapons:
    Jeremy: This is about 37% more Rambo then I want in my Predator movie. However, any amount of Cobra is more than welcome.
  • When a floor trap is set:
    Jeremy: I guess he forgot that in Latin, Jehovha begins with an I.
  • Jeremy comes up with a much cooler idea for a movie:
    Jeremy: With all of these chains and this hideous "Alien Queen Baby-Maker" thing, this is more like a Hellraiser movie than an Alien or a Predator movie. Although "Pinhead VS Predator" would be a much more exciting movie. There would be such sights to show us.
  • Jeremy's annoyance at the Predator kill scenes:
    Jeremy: "Let's set this action scene at night, in the snow and shoot everything close up! Let's have 2 cuts a second when we get to the editing room. We don't make movies for audiences!"
  • This bit:
    Jeremy: Rando driller guy survives this-
    Predator: *slices driller's throat*
    Jeremy: ...well, he survives the fall, at least.
  • "Miller is about as useful in this movie as Forrest Whitaker was in Species."
  • This:
    Graeme: This is brilliant...like finding Moses' DVD collection.
    Jeremy: Yeah, but Moses' DVD collection wasn't that exciting. It was 3 copies of Evan Almighty and 1 copy of Hardbodies 2. Actually, there were 2 Hardbodies discs in the Evan Almighty DVD cases...
  • When the face-hugger leaps out:
    Jeremy: I know this is supposed to be scary but this is one "hello my baby" from being sillier than Spaceballs.
  • "This movie manages to make Predator vision look like someone's playing Goldeneye on a TV with only the red tube functioning!"
  • This:
    Jeremy: Man, this pyramid is so awesome to look at. Imagine if it was in a good movie.
  • This bit:
    Joe: The pyramid! It's shifting again!
    Jeremy: "It's almost like the movie wants us to live! Why are they doing this?!"
  • "Awesome. Multiple tunnels with the possiblities of multiple Aliens attacking them. Because that worked so well in Alien 3...
  • Jeremy laments that "this is the movie that turned Xenomorphs into Velociraptors."
  • At Stafford's death:
    Jeremy: Man, Colin Salmon has been in a ton of projects. I only have this movie and Resident Evil to go by but I wonder if he has a section in his resume that reads: "can get cut into several pieces by a net or laser expertly". Someone get him in a Cube remake ASAP!
  • "Behold: THE SLOWEST PREDATOR KILL EVER. It leads to Alien Ex Machina and most of all, it causes this movie to wait an hour for Aliens and Predators to fight." *3 sins are added*
  • The Running Gag of Jeremy being continously underwhelmed by the Predator and Alien fight.
  • When a Predator slices a face-hugger in half:
    Jeremy: Oh yeah. It's hard to remember that this movie is called Alien vs Predator most of the time. It feels like it should be called "Cliched Group of Scientists, Mercenaries and A Rich Guy VS Predator."
  • This bit:
    Sebastian: This is starting to make sense.
    Jeremy: No, it's not.
  • Jeremy points out every reason why the backstory of the pyramid doesn't make sense, culminating in him speechless over the thought of the Predators detonating the pyramid every time they lose.
  • "Is it just me, or do the facehuggers look more like vaginas than usual? Facehuggers! Now with 68% more vagina!"
  • As Sebastian and Lex jump over a ledge:
    Jeremy: Hahahahahahaaha! The bus jump from Speed looked more realistic than this!
  • This bit:
    Lex: Is that a bomb? Well, I hope it blows up every one of those f*ckers.
    Jeremy: Does the movie want us to take the Predator's side on this? I know we don't want Xenomorphs running around everywhere but who's responsible for this in the first place? The Predators and their stupid goddamn initiation ritual, that's who!
  • This:
    Lex: You are one ugly motherf-
    Jeremy: Just shoot him already! Also, you've got to love this this PG-13 style in a movie whose both franchises have been consistantly rated R.
  • This bit:
    Jeremy: I would remove a billion sins and never make another video for this channel AGAIN, if Alexa and The Predator started making out here.
  • When the main Predator is killed:
    Jeremy: Poor Alexa. That was the only Predator she ever loved...
  • This:
    Jeremy: Well, that was terrible. At least we didn't have to see a chestburster come out of a Predator... *the movie shows just that* DAMNIT!

    Alita: Battle Angel 
  • At a shot of a robot eye being torn out:
    Jeremy: Un Chien Andalou: Battle Angel.
  • When Alita first opens her eyes:
    Jeremy: Eh, the eyes are still too big.
  • This bit:
    Alita: What's that?
    Dr. Ido: Zalem. The last of the great sky cities!
    Jeremy: Especially since Matt Damon's dumbass f*cked everything up back on Elysium in the 22 century.
  • Jeremy's comments on a robot:
    Jeremy: Man, Discount ED-209 IS discount!
  • At an establishing shot of the city:
    Jeremy: Alita: Blade Runner.
  • The Running Gag of Jeremy demanding Dr.Ido and Dr.Chiren to "JUST F*CK ALREADY" during their scenes together.
  • This bit:
    Romo: Thank you for leading the girl. That's going to save us some time!
    Jeremy: Boy, if this guy was copying Heath Ledger's Joker anymore, he'd ask Ido "why so serious".
  • This:
    Grewishka: RIP THAT FLEA!
    Jeremy: Rip that flea.
  • Jeremy gets distracted from a sin by a cameo:
    Jeremy: IS THAT F*CKING JAI COURTNEY?!
  • Jeremy turns out to be not such a fan of all the exposition:
    Jeremy: This is like having someone read a book to you on VHS.
  • This:
    Tanji: Aw, this can't be good.
    Jeremy: Thing I said after viewing the trailer of the movie finds its way in the actual movie!
  • This bit:
    Cyborg: What kind of screwhead would want to be a bounty hunter?!
    Jeremy: Screwhead was my college girlfriend's nickname fo-
  • This:
    Dr. Chiren: He doesn't want his eye fixed. He says he likes the pain.
    Jeremy: 22 century Christian Grey.
  • When Alita watches Hugo sleep:
    Jeremy: Stalking.
  • Telling Hugo about the red flags of having a stalker.
    Alita: I'd do whatever I had to for you.
    Jeremy: Ah yes, the realization that you've started dating a cyborg killer who will let herself into your apartment through windows whenever she pleases. Start looking for warning flags, Hugo.
    Alita: I'd give you my heart. Take it.
    Jeremy: That's a flag.
    Alita: It's all or nothing with me.
    Jeremy: A BIG red one, waving in the breeze!
    Alita: That was pretty intense, huh?
    Jeremy: F*cking run, dude!
  • At Hugo's death:
    Alita: Noooooooooooooo!
    Jeremy: No.
  • The final sin has Jeremy upset that the film never showed a full game of Motorball, instead cutting directly to the end credits.
    Jeremy: GODDAMMIT.
  • One of the outtakes plays Scorpion over a Motorball contestant stabbing another one with a hook.

    The Angry Birds Movie 2 
  • Four birds stack on top of each other and simultaneously cannon ball in order to create a tidal wave
    Jeremy: This bullsh*t. That was four f*ckin' birds. Birds! BIRDS! Take the four f*cking biggest turkeys or ostriches or condors... Take four of 'em and drop them in a water right on a beach... and see if that sh*t causes a wave, let alone a f*cking tsunami!! THIS MOVIE CAN AND SHOULD LICK MY BALLS!
  • Movie shows Leonard wearing a thong.
    Jeremy: This pig brought hot tub attire AND it's a thong. I'm starting to think Chris scheduled this movie for me on purpose so I would slowly lose my mind.
  • The B-plot about the kids trying to get the eggs off a cloud.
    Jeremy: Honestly everything about these eggs on this cloud can go f*ck itself. I'm not giving it any credit at all. I hate it. Pete's Dragon sh*ts better side plots than this!! YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, CHRIS!!!
  • The cast manages to operate a puppet disguise better than they can walk on the ice themselves.
    Jeremy: NONE of these dickwads could even make it down a slick ramp on their own just a few minutes ago, but they're leading this coordinated effort up icy stairs with no issues? F*ck you movie! Suck my f*cking d*ck!!!
  • Jeremy obviously has it out for Chris for making him review this movie.
    Jeremy: Wow! Lookie here! A "too many remote controls" joke! In 2019! Where's the remote control I can use to simultaneously turn off this movie AND have someone go to Chris' house and kick him in the knee?

    Annihilation 

    Armageddon 
  • The credits showing "A Michael Bay film" gets a sin without comment.
  • "It's a Michael Bay film, so even the title has to explode."
  • "Director inserts himself into the movie like an unwanted penis inserting itself into your least favorite orifice."
  • "Here's French people doing classic French things: gathering around and listening to the radio at their favorite café. Even Gaston the Motorcycle guy showed up!"
    • Right after that: "Ireland!note  Asia!! This place!!!"
  • (After a long threat and off-colored remark) "That's racist." *ding* Then asteroids appear "Asteroids ... also racist. I can see why I spent so much time destroying them on my Atari 2600."
  • "In case you confused it for Houston, Maine."
  • "So you're saying it'll make a...Deep Impact?"
  • "Man, there are so many Aerosmith soundtracks on this song, I don't think they missed a thing!"

    Arrival 
  • "Previously on 'Logos', a 55 second extravaganza of logos!"
  • When an alarm goes off and none of the people in the building react, we get:
    Jeremy:: These are either the calmest students ever in a disaster or everyone's SUPER high right now.
  • "If Denis Villeneuve removed all the pauses before dialogue, the movie would be 20 minutes shorter."
  • When a spaceship appears in the movie:
    Jeremy:: Man, Subway's REALLY gone too far with the ad campaigns these days.
  • One of the Stingers replaces the heptapods with the Martians from Mars Attacks!.

    Assassin's Creed 
  • When Cal tries to jump off a house and land on a shipping container, but misses and hits the corner.
    Jeremy: Dumbass.

    A Star is Born (2018) 
  • At the beginning of the film during the concert, Jeremy calls out all of the lens flairs and wonders if Bradley Cooper caught it from J.J Abrams.
  • When the title screen shows up:
    Jeremy: "Hey boss, do you really want the font this big?"
    Jeremy: "Does it take up the entire screen and pretentiously indicate my grandiose idea for the importance of my work?"
    Jeremy: "Uh, yeah?"
    Jeremy: "Perfect."
  • At a shot of Jackson standing in front of a poster with nooses on it:
    Jeremy: Foregallowing.
  • Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo note  during the bar scene.
  • Jeremy laughs at a bar fight "suddenly becoming full on Road House."
  • This bit:
    Jackson: Met the farmer's daughter...she had just turned 18.
    Jeremy: Wow, casual statutory rape really tickles Ally's funny bone.
  • Jeremy is floored at Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father.
  • The Running Gag about Jeremy's burning hatred of the song Shallow, culminating in him adding 15 sins for it.
  • Because of YouTube's copyright, Jeremy can't play the songs so instead decides to sing Shallow by himself. Poorly.
  • During a concert scene:
    Jeremy: I don't know why people are so upset. This audience looks real and is completely faithful to the Live Aid set. Oh wait...
  • This bit:
    George: I saw your YouTube video. It was great.
    Jeremy: Something that has never been posted in a YouTube comments section before.
  • This:
    Jackson You've been nominated for 3 Grammys.
    Ally: How'd you figure that out?
    Jeremy: Come on, it's 2019. Information is practically beamed into our brains.
  • At the Grammy Awards:
    Ally: I can't believe I'm holding one of these!
    Jeremy: And I can't believe I left my meat dress at home!
  • This:
    Ally: We can sing Shallow together.
    Jeremy: I'm pretty sure that, even in the fictionalised universe of this movie, people are sick to death of that f*cking song.

    The A-Team 
  • Jeremy's reaction to the Hummer going through the 3D movie.
    OK. I'm f*cking done. I'm walking out of here for a bit. I might retire. I'm not sure yet. I'm going to have go down an undocumented amount of vodka to believe what I just saw.
  • "Wait, was that a twenty-minute movie? Oh, thank God." *Beat. Movie starts again.* "Dammit!!!"
  • Any one of those 80 missions was probably more entertaining than the one we're about to watch."

    Atomic Blonde 
  • Reagan narration. Reaganarration?
  • On the cinematography of the film:
    Jeremy: This sh*t is so washed out, it may as well be in black and white. Actually, that might be the point. Ah, f*ck the point!
  • Jeremy realises that the film is going to be told via flashback and proceeds to list off a large number of movies that do the same thing include "That Natalie Portman SNL Rap video", "two Tom Cruise movies" (to Jeremy's clear delight) and Citizen Kane.
    • He also lists "Young Guns 2" at least three times.
  • This bit:
    Director: I want Sucher dead or alive. He's a black eye to our community.
    Jeremy: That's racist. Oh wait, he said black EYE. My mistake, carry on.
  • Upon noting that a version of "Die Kommissar" wasn't released yet during the scene's time period, Jeremy quickly adds that "I hate that stupid song".
  • During Spyglass's assassination scene:
    Assassin: I have him in sight.
    Jeremy: Then just shoot him already! What are you waiting for, a black 1961 Lincoln limo?!
  • The Running Gag about the Jack Daniels product placement.
  • One of the outtakes adds the X-Files theme to the "Trust No One" speech.

    The Avengers (1998) 

    The Babadook 
  • All three of these sins in succession:
    • When Sam shows one of his inventions:
    Jeremy: Child inventors.
    • When Sam does a magic show:
    Jeremy: Child magicians.
    • When Sam merely shows up:
    Jeremy: Children.
  • At one point, Jeremy considers that The Babadook was fired by Monsters, Inc. as his motive for killing.
  • At a scene where a clown juggles apples:
    Jeremy: The director said, "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".
  • When Amelia burns the book on a barbecue grill:
    Jeremy: The Barbecook.
  • "Sam sucks."
  • Jeremy gets confused at a clip of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo and refuses to believe it's real.
  • Jeremy notes that Amelia becomes a better parent after she becomes possessed by the demon.
  • When the Babadook is anti-climatically defeated:
    Jeremy: Aw, really? That's all it Babatook?!

    Baby Driver 

    Bad Boys 
  • From the very beginning, "Everything wrong with Bad Boys in F*ck Me minutes".
  • "Directed by Michael Bay" gets sinned without comment.

    Basic Instinct 
  • During the infamous flash scene, for the first time the Narrator refuses to take sins off.
    "You'd think we'd take five sins off for this, but my boner is too suspicious of that woman to allow it."
  • When Beth admits she went through a lesbian phase earlier in her life.
    Jeremy: Uh ... Any flashbacks about that particular time you'd like to remember for us?
    Jeremy: [makes a cliché "flashback sound effect"]
    Jeremy: ...No? Dammit!
  • Jeremy's commentary on Catherine's bisexuality in general. Especially this bit when Nick visits her and Roxy:
    Jeremy: Lesbianism. Wait, that's not a sin. But my cliche male interest in seeing two hot women kiss is, so... ding that shit!
  • Later in the same conversation, Beth calls Nick 'a good detective'. After seeing him in action the entire movie, Jeremy's immediate reaction is a Hahaha No.

    Battleship 
  • As the alien ship blows up a battleship with launched shells, Jeremy pronounces the aliens "really good at the game Battleship".
  • "Okay, a model, an obvious real-life paraplegic military veteran, the director's uncle playing the cop, and Rihanna. Exactly how many real actors are in this movie?"
  • This:
    Cora Raikes: (blowing up an alien) Mahalo, mother– (BOOM!)
    Jeremy: Movie censors the word f*ck. I mean, who does that?!

    The BFG 
  • At the title card:
    Title Card: Roald Dahl's The BFG
    Jeremy: I believe you mean Disney's Amblin's Stephen Spielberg's Roald Dahl's The BFG.
  • This bit:
    Sophie: It was the witching hour.
    Jeremy: Narr-orphan.
  • "This postdate places the movie in September of 1983, yet somehow movie will stubbornly refust to place a single Rubik's Cube, Cabbage Patch Kid or Return of the Jedi reference."
  • When Sophie spots The BFG:
    Jeremy: If the Big Friendly Giant is this Big Friendly Careless, I'm going to go out on a Big Friendly Limb and say that his Big Friendly Ass would have outed many times before.
    • Immediately followed with:
    Jeremy: And of course, this works.
  • At the BFG's lair:
    Jeremy: OMG, this OTT BFG POV is NFG so PTSB ASAP.note 
  • When the BFG names the other giants:
    The BFG: Fleshlumpeater, Bonecrusher, Manhugger, Meatdripper, Gizzardgulper, Maidmasher!
    Jeremy: It's time for a game: Are these the names of giants or nicknames guys give to their penises?
  • This bit:
    The BFG: If those giants got ahold of you, they would eat you up like a piece of "frumpkin fry"!
    Sophie: It's "pumpkin pie", not "frumpkin fry"! And "jiggy-raffs" are giraffes!
    Jeremy: This giant warns Sophie about what would happen if she were to escape, but all she can do is correct him when he pronounces stuff wrong. Don't you hate it when you're trying your best but there's some asshole keeping score of everything you did wrong?
  • Jeremy's absolute horror at the Whizzpopper scene.
  • When the giants partake in their fights:
    Jeremy: Movie escapulates everything about living in Florida.
  • This bit:
    The BFG: There are some who call me the Big Friendly Giant!
    Jeremy: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I've been saying something completely different.
  • This:
    The BFG: It is the Golden Phizzwizard.
    Jeremy: "The Golden Phizzwizard" was the nickname I got in college for being able to piss in the sink without leaving my bed.
  • At the dream showing Sophie's face:
    Jeremy: John Lennon?
  • As Sophie chases the "dreams":
    Jeremy: So, Roald Dahl did ALL the drugs, right?
  • This:
    The BFG: It be a Trogglehumper.
    Jeremy: Guys, this was made in 2016. Can't we just call them Alabamaeans?
  • This bit:
    Sophie: Friendly Giant? I'm going to call you The BFG.
    Jeremy: Roll Credits! Also, there are some that would call him......Tim?
  • When The BFG blows dreams into people's mouths:
    Jeremy: People swallow at least 8 glowing balls of light while they sleep each year, and that just terrifies me.
  • Jeremy adds 10 sins for the movie wasting time with showing breakfast being served and eaten instead of progressing the story.
  • This bit:
    The BFG: I have a present for Her Majesty.
    Jeremy: Can't they just get Mickey to kill the giants? I heard he killed seven in one blow.
  • This:
    The BFG: Adventures will come and go. But-
    Jeremy: GIANT SKIP.
  • The final sin:
    Sophie: I could see the pages that The Giant left for me.
    Jeremy: And the giant who wrote the story turned out to really be...BILBO BAGGINS.
  • The sentence- "Death Pickle". The audio on top of it is the best part:
    Rick: I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!

    Big 
  • As Josh plays a video game:
    Jeremy: You've got to love a game that measures your health in raw numbers.
  • This bit:
    Billy: So, if you get real close to the board, you can see down to her flowers.
    Jeremy: Referring to Dirty Pillows as "flowers".
  • This:
    Cynthia: This is Derek. He drives.
    Jeremy: I say that all the time at parties. Like, when I introduce my friend Mike, I say "This is Mike. He drives." Incidentally, I don't go to that many parties.
  • This bit:
    Josh: I wish I were big.
    Jeremy: Not only Roll Credits, but roll those suckers with appropriate grammar! Not many 12-year-olds would be doing the "wish/were" agreement this early.
  • When Josh tosses a coin into Zoltan's mouth:
    Jeremy: Let's see if Zoltan can put his money where his mouth is.
  • After Josh realizes he's become an adult:
    Jeremy: Good news! You're big. Bad news! You can't ask Cynthia out...
  • When Josh returns to the abandoned carnival, Jeremy notes that there was no way they could have closed up shop that quickly.
  • This:
    Hobo: Kill her with a knife. Kill her with a knife!
    Jeremy: Penny Marshall's Taxi Driver.
  • After Jeremy removes a sin for Tom Hanks' performance while crying in his apartment bed, he soon adds one back because "in that bed, he's likely sticking his face in a pile of gonorrhea."
  • This bit:
    Josh: I'm going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life.
    Jeremy: Paul Rudd.
  • "Holy sh*t, does this roach motel have cable TV?! Last night, he was watching the French Connection and tonight he's on MTV. For Manhattan lodging, even in the 80's, that's not bad."
  • This:
    Mr. Macmillan: That's something you don't see on a marketing report.
    Josh: What's a marketing report?
    Mr. Macmillian: Exactly.
    Jeremy: Oh, this is just like Being There. Tom Hanks is Chauncey Gardiner. Gardiner/Baskin...the clues have been there the whole time!
  • Jeremy admits that, although Paul is an asshole, he's right that Josh has no reason to get such a huge promotion in such a short time.
  • Jeremy turns out to be a huge fan of the building/robot toy:
    Jeremy: Can you imagine the Sears Tower battling the Taj Mahal? The Washington Monument against the Capitol? Big Ben vs the Great Pyramids?! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!
  • When Josh pitches his idea for a toy:
    Jeremy: What about a robot that can turn into a bug?
    Jeremy: You mean, Insecticons? Sorry, Josh, Hasbro already invented that sh*t. Looks like you're fired now.
  • This:
    Board member: A prehistoric transformer?
    Jeremy: Grimlock erasure.
  • When Susan confesses her love for Josh:
    Jeremy: This is a sweet and kinda sexy scene...UNTIL YOU REALISE THAT HE'S 13.
    • Jeremy then spends much of the remaining video discussing how creepy the whole aspect of the film is.
  • As Josh throws a coin into Zoltan to make another wish:
    Jeremy: Hahahah, what if he misses?
  • One of the outtakes shows Fix-It Felix amongst the arcade machines.
  • Another outtake places audio of Forrest Gump over Josh sitting on a bench.

    Bird Box 

    Birdemic 
  • During the scene where the company people are applauding Ren:
    Jeremy: It ... never ... ends.
    • And then later when they are all shaking his hand, the sin is "Congratulations." *ding*
    • He also has scene of when Ren talks about the one billion as one of the stingers, replacing it with Dr. Evil's "100 Billion Dollars" line.
  • AND THE BIRDEMIC RAGES ON!
  • The fifth stinger makes the entire movie Hilarious in Hindsight, via adding audio from Angry Birds.
  • This exchange:
    Rod: The [phone] battery's dead.
    Jeremy: What, did you play too much Angry Birds last night or something? (ding) As a disclaimer, I promise that didn't start out as a pun when I wrote it, but ... f*ck it.

    Birdman 

    Brightburn 
  • Jeremy loses it right at the opening logos:
    Jeremy: ONE FULL MINUTE FOR FIVE F*CKING LOGOS!!
  • At the alien probe crashing:
    Kyle: Oh my god, what is it?!
    Jeremy: It's a Cloverfield!
  • When Brandon surprises his mother by jumping out at her:
    Jeremy: The thing with these jump scares is that they forgot to add the "scare" part to them.
    • Since he would get tired of pointing them all out, he just adds 20 sins at once.
  • After Brandon throws a lawn mower into the horizon:
    Jeremy: Good aim, bad CGI.
  • This:
    Kyle: What did you say?!
    Brandon: I said GIVE IT TO ME!
    Jeremy: [[Understatement Brat.]]
  • When Brandon twists a fork:
    Jeremy: But there is no fork.
  • The Tommy How's the Peeping gag returns, this time in the actual sins video.
  • Jeremy gets annoyed at the movie constantly shoving Brandon in red and blue for the Superman connection.
  • This bit:
    Brandon: Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!
    Jeremy: We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!
  • This:
    Tori: You came here...arrived here...in that.\\
Jeremy: Why would you tell Young Sheldon this information?

    Boo! A Madea Halloween 
  • Jeremy completely loses it when the movie goes on for too long, culminating in this:
    Jeremy: THIS. MOVIE. MADE. 70. MILLION. DOLLARS!
  • Later on, we learn that the movie is so terrible, Jeremy stops swearing and instead uses euphemisms.

    Bumblebee 

    Candyman 

    Carrie 
  • "Oh, sure, give me a boner and then have your period. Just like my ex." (Jeremy is slapped) "Ow ... sorry." (He is slapped again)
  • "I wonder how many dislikes I can get with a Jerry Sandusky reference here."
  • The various "movie reinforces the idea that when a woman is on her period" sins.
  • "If she's doing to Billy what I think she's doing, she shouldn't be able to speak that clearly."
  • "Billy inspires Larry the Cable Guy's catchphrase." *ding*

    Cast Away 
  • Jeremy points out every instance of the Fed Ex product placement throughout the film.
  • This bit:
    Kelly: I got something for you for Christmas.
    Jeremy: Is it something on the nose like a watch? Boy, I hope it's a watch.
  • When a plane engine nearly hits Chuck on his way to the island, Jeremy cracks up at all the conveniences going on.
  • When Chuck goes through the wallet of the dead pilot:
    Jeremy: Necro-steal-ia.
  • "Goddamn it, Mother Nature, did you overdo it on the coconut security?!"
  • Jeremy throws up at the sight of Chuck's wounded leg.
  • Jeremy points out that, despite Chuck's struggle, he still does better than most contestants on Naked and Afraid.
  • When Chuck returns to civilisation and is greeted by his co-workers:
    Party Goer: Hey, Chuck, next weekend you and I should catch up on that fishing.
    Jeremy: Man, f*ck THIS guy.
  • The last sin:
    Jeremy: This movie is long and all but at least it's shorter than The Last Jedi.

    Cats 
  • The title of the video: Everything Wrong With Cats in 18 Meow-utes or less.
    • The description of the video gets in on the fun too:
      Video Description: You guys thought we wouldn't sin this, but we did! And boy are we glad we did, because this is OHMYGODTERRIBLEHOLYSH*TAWFULHOWTHEF*CKDIDITGETMADE bad. It's bad. Bad bad bad. And full of sins!
  • As soon as the first cat shows up on screen:
    Jeremy: Ohhhhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no. I KNEW the effects in this movie were going to be sh*tty. I think everyone knew that. But it's like the difference being TOLD a chicken wing is hot and eating it. Nothing can prepare you for this!
  • During the opening number:
    Jeremy: God DAMN, is this opening number annoying. Between the blaring synth horns, the creepy humanoid cats circling around and this f*cker struggling in the bag, F***CK! I'M ADDING 20 SINS ALREADY FOR THIS MOVIE PISSING ME OFF.
  • Immediately after, when Victoria first appears:
    Jeremy: Hey, is that Taylor Swift?
  • This bit:
    Jeremy: Dude sings the line "Can you say that your bark is worse than your bite". Did he forget he was in a movie called "Cats"?!
  • This:
    Cat chorus: Jellicles can and Jellicles do!
    Jeremy: Great. Their immediate response to this poor lady cat being dumped in a f*cking alleyway is to brag about how awesome they are. It's like being dropped outside the sidewalk and DJ Khaled walks up.
  • During the opening number, Jeremy calls up Chris to see if Cats is a horror movie. The two have a long conversation while footage from the movie runs in the background.
  • "It's Moulin Rouge BUT WITH CATS!"
  • This bit:
    Jeremy: The director said "Let's have you JUGGLE apples to make you look like a TRUE asshole!"
  • Jeremy proclaims that he is on "Team Free The Butthole", but he then immediately notes that the cats, whether they are male or female, should have nipples. He then proceeds to demand the "Nipple Cut" be released.
  • Jeremy is left speechless during Jennyanydots' number:
    Jeremy: WHAT. THE. F*CK?!
  • This:
    Rum Tum Tugger: With the cockroaches dancing and the mice singing...
    Jeremy: Someone told Jason Derulo to do a British accent. Whoever suggested that shouldn't just be fired from the movie BUT FROM LIFE.
  • "Somehow, these f*cking cats have been transported to the club from TRON: Legacy. If Michael Sheen shows up and makes at least some of this movie watchable, I'll remove sins so fast it'll make the counter's head spin."
  • When Bustopher lands on a stoop the wrong way:
    Jeremy: That's a balls joke, ladies and gentlemen. This movie is lower than a Shrek sequel!
  • This bit:
    Bustopher: You can't say "Tames" because it rhymes with "aims". It's the River Thames.
    Jeremy: British people.
"This circle dancing with no plot advancement goes on for some time. Ha, ha, ha! Like this movie HAS plot advancement!"
  • This:
    Victoria: I never knew I'd love this world they let me into...
    Jeremy: You've been here for a couple of hours at the most! Maybe there's a seedy underbelly to the jellicles that you don't know about. Maybe they're going to sacrifice you to the full moon!
  • This bit:
    Gus: I've never played the Egyptian before.
    Jeremy: That's racist!
  • During the climatic number, when catnip is sprayed over the audience:
    Jeremy: I'm pretty sure this is how Tay-Tay gets her audiences hyped up.
  • This:
    Jeremy: I would f*ck every cat in this performance to speed the movie up. (Beat) Also, I would f*ck every cat in this performance just because.
  • This bit:
    Rumpleteazer: It was only a bit of fun!
    Jeremy: No. Have you even seen this movie?!
  • For all the movie's faults, Jeremy admits that the film's version of Memory still gets to him. He even contemplates removing a sin "but I'm too mad to care."
  • This:
    Old Deuteronomy: You truly are a jellicle cat.
    Jeremy: OH, F*CK YOU, LADY! BASED ON F*CKING WHAT?! She didn't do anything remotely jellicle, WHICH BY THE WAY, you STILL haven't defined!
  • The final sin, as Victoria and Old Deuteronomy nuzzle:
    Jeremy: Wait, THEY'RE going to f*ck?! I'm definitely not against it. I just hope they can show it!
  • One of the outtakes splices Alex DeLarge into the milk bar scene.

    Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 
  • The first sin of the video?
    Jeremy: This movie exists.
  • "Man, Wonka must have slipped past the FDA to make his candy."
  • This bit:
    Grandpa Joe: Willy Wonka was a genius.
    Jeremy: Look, if he can do all the stuff we've seen, he's more like a wizard. Or, the way Depp portrays him, he's Satan.
  • This:
    Narrator: And that very same night...
    Jeremy: Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him!
  • When Veruca finds the golden ticket:
    Grandpa Joe: That man has spoiled his daughter and nothing good ever comes from a spoiled child, Charlie.
    Jeremy: Someone hasn't been Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
  • "This puppet carousel is the perfect metaphor for this movie. It's plastic and fake and annoying and quickly goes up in flames."
  • Jeremy spends much of the video getting increasingly frightened of Depp's version of Wonka.
  • During the reveal of the main room:
    Jeremy: Come with me...and you'll be...in a world of sh*tty imitation!
  • Jeremy immediately calls out that all of the Oompa-Loompas look the same.
  • This bit:
    Mr. Salt: I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
    Mike Teevee: Yeah, like they knew what was going to happen.
    Jeremy: These snozzwangers would be excellent at Cinemasins.
  • "Wonkanda Forever!"
  • "Aw, man, they had to drag poor Christopher Lee into this, didn't they?"
  • This:
    Willy Wonka: Ooh, that squirrel looks like he's got a bad nut.
    Jeremy: That's why we nicknamed him Lance.
  • "I wish the writers of this movie had a glass elevator. There's so little time and so much that was interesting. Wait, strike that, reverse it."

    Chappie 
  • Jeremy can't let go of the fact Die Antwoord was in the movie.
    Jeremy: This scene makes me remember that "I Fink U Freeky" video, which incidentally, you can see us sin on our Music Video Sins channel. Anyway, that video is a human rights violation that famously brought Nelson Mandela back from the grave to stop it, only to have his zombie heart seize when he saw it, requiring a second and more somber funeral.
    • And a few minutes later:
      Jeremy: Chappie surveils the sleeping members of Die Antwoord and doesn't fink they're freeky.
  • When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character named Ninja, he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like Watkin Tudor Jones".
  • In The Stinger, "Still" by The Geto Boys is played over Chappie getting beaten by gang members, referencing the photocopier scene from Office Space.

    Chronicle 
  • This exchange in the video's YouTube comments, between Max Landis (writer of Chronicle) and CinemaSins:
    Landis: Hi, it's Max. I wrote this movie. This is the modern day equivalent of a Friar's Club Roast. Feel totally honored. Can't stop laughing. Also, f*ck you. And thank you.
    CinemaSins: Hey Max! Thanks for taking this the exact perfect way. Oh, and f*ck you too.

    Citizen Kane 
  • First line:
    Jeremy: Welp, guess we don't mind being hated. (removes five sins)
  • "EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE in this newspaper is about Charles Foster Kane. I feel like even if Babe f***ing Ruth died young, the paper would still have something about a robbery or a satanic ritual killing on the front page."
  • "Also, how many times is this [newsreel footage] going to switch from text to narration? This is an expositional pretzel!... it's nine minutes of expretzelsition!"
  • Jeremy referring to one man in the newsreel as "This McCarthy-looking motherf*cker".
  • Over a shot of Kane standing next to Hitler:
    Jeremy: Charles Foster Kane, the evil version of Forrest Gump.
  • "Oh yeah, I forgot that what we were watching was being read from this unpublished Thatcher memoir. 59 pages of which apparently included a symbolic passage of time as a sled got covered in snow."
  • "These guys merely SEE some women and all penis breaks loose."
  • Over the famously impressive wide shot of Kane addressing the vast audience at the campaign rally: "Hey... um... where is microphone?"
    Kane: I make no campaign promises!
    Jeremy: Yeah, but you still have to have a platform, right? I mean, you can't expect an audience in 2016 to believe you can run for a major political office without any clear ideas, just reliant on brand recognition!
  • Over the now-ubiquitous shot of Kane clapping:
    Jeremy: Movie unintentionally inspires an overused Internet GIF, which it should totally have known it would do back in 1941. *ding*
  • "Without knowing you at all... if you build or live in a house with a fireplace you can f***ing stand in... you're an asshole."
  • Complaining about the "snow globe made me remember the name of my sled" scene:
    Jeremy: This is like me losing my Transformer collection as a kid and saying "HASBRO... " on my deathbed."
  • The reporter says he hasn't found out 'much' about Rosebud:
    Jeremy: Dammit, Jerry. This is what you come back with? What are they going to do with this, Jerry? Call the narration guy back in to say (imitates portentous narrator voice) "What do we know about who [Kane] was? Not much. And what of his last word? Rosebud. Do we know its true meaning? No."
  • One of the outtakes has the opera scene combined with Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation's opera fight scene.

    Clash of the Titans (2010) 
  • The first sin:
    Narrator: The first stories were written in the stars...
    Jeremy: Nebulation.
  • During the first appearance of adult Perseus:
    Jeremy: Ah, 2010. Back when studios thought that Sam Worthington was a leading man...in 2018, more people know who Kevin Sorbo is.
  • This:
    Spyros: You have many questions. And I don't have many answers.
    Jeremy: I do know who Keiser Soze is, in case you need to know that.
  • This bit:
    Perseus: Who are they?!
    Spyros: Soldiers of Argo!
    Jeremy: Ar-go f*ck yourself.
  • Jeremy refers to Hades as "Aqua-Voldemort" several times throughout the video.
  • When we first see Zeus:
    Jeremy:Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.
  • Upon realising that the movie reunited Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, Jeremy laments that it couldn't have been something "more dignified, like a Fast and Furious movie", or something better like a "delightful rom-com where a hat store owner and a tie store owner hate each other but both are in love with the same woman who makes the best Toad-In-A-Hole at the local pub."
  • This bit:
    Hades: Kill Perseus for me...and I will kill Zeus for you.
    Jeremy: This movie just turned into Throw Zeus From The Train.
  • This:
    Io: No man has ever flown on a Pegasus.
    Jeremy: All he has to do is connect his hair-braid thing to him and he'll be flying with Zoe Saldana in no time.
  • At a shot of Perseus resisting the temptation to kill Calibos:
    Jeremy: Yep, that's my reaction to when I have to resist masturbating too.
  • When Perseus is writhing from the poison, one of the soldiers asks what's wrong with him:
    Io: Venom. From Hades.
    Jeremy: Oh, it wasn't that bad. Tom Hardy was kind of fun, and it was super ridiculous, but in the end...
  • This bit:
    Prokopion: We must pray to the one who showed us our sins!
    Jeremy: Nope. I'm not helping.
  • After Io declares that she knows the way to Medusa:
    Jeremy: Of course you do. Why does no one question Io just showing up, translating Djinn and knowing the answer to everything when they don't? Is it just boners? [resigned] It's boners, isn't it?
    • The subject of boners comes up again later, when Io is showing Perseus how to fight Medusa and the two end up in a suggestive position:
      Io: [places her hand over Perseus' heart] Ease your storm.
      Jeremy: Is this how they get those boners lasting for more than 6 hours to go away? It's not working!
    • "Solon the Great Cock Blocker." Made even more hilarious by the fact that Jeremy pronounces the name "Solon" (like "so long!") instead of "Solon".
  • Perseus' strategy for killing Medusa:
    Perseus: Trust your senses. Don't look that bitch in the eye.
    Jeremy: Perseus graduated from the Freddy Kruger School of Name-Calling.
  • "Hey look! It's Perseus on Pegasus! You go tell Pythagoras and I'll go tell the missus!"
  • One of the outtakes:
    Prokopion: Good news!
    Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
  • One of the other outtakes:
    Io: There are gods among us.
    Winston: Ray, when someone asks if you're a god...YOU SAY "YES"!

    Con Air 
  • This bit:
    Lawyer: You're looking at 10 years in prison time. With good behaviour, you'll be out in four.
    Jeremy: The most ludicrous thing in this ludicrous movie is the thought that a white guy would get this long of a sentence in Alabama.
  • Jeremy adds 300 sins for Nicholas Cage's accent as Cameron and notes that "he's getting off lightly."
  • Jeremy points out a creepy looking painting in Cameron's cell and wonders if his daughter painted it.
  • At a shot of a prison guard carrying an enormous amount of handcuffs:
    Jeremy: "Work at the 50 Shades convention", they said. "It'd be an easy 25 dollars.", they said.
  • This bit:
    Cyrus: What's the inflight movie?
    Guard: Oh, you'll like it. It's called "I'll never make love to a woman again"!
    Jeremy: Well, I guess I'm a prisoner too.
  • This:
    Cyrus: And if you ever tell anyone about this, the next wings you see will be the flies on your rotting corpse!
    Jeremy: I guess this line looked good on paper and Malkovich sells it pretty well but still...what the f*ck?!
  • When Cyrus hijacks the plane:
    Cyrus: I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air!
    Jeremy: Roll inmates!
  • When Poe throws Johnny 23 into a wall:
    Jeremy: Memphis VS Machete.
  • At one point, Jeremy doesn't say anything to sin the dialogue but merely replays it and lets it speak for itself.
  • Jeremy's reaction to the infamous line:
    Poe: Now why couldn't you just have put the bunny back in the box?!
    Jeremy: Um...Oh, I know this one! It was having a bad hare day!
  • This:
    Garson: I once drove through three states wearing a woman's head!
    Jeremy: Now how did that work?! Did he balance it on top of his head or maybe he took her...face OFF!
  • This bit:
    Cyrus: My own provocitivities are penal lore...
    Jeremy: Tee-hee. Penal lore.
  • When Poe escapes an explosion by diving out a window:
    Jeremy: This movie gave reality the finger a few moments ago, assassinated it twenty minutes ago and right now is gleefully dry humping its corpse.
  • "Guns! Shooting! Explosions! Stuff breaking! Trucking! Excitement?!"
  • This:
    Baby-O: Pretty clever, right, bitch?!
    Cyrus: *shoots Baby-O in the chest* No, THAT'S clever!
    Jeremy: Twitter.
  • An unexpected reference near the end of the video:
    Jeremy: I haven't seen gun handling this bad since the policeman from Plan 9 From Outer Space.
  • At one point, the climax gets so stupid, it drives Jeremy to drink.
    • Jeremy cracks up when Cameron kills Diamond Dog by blowing him up with the motorcycle he’s riding on.

    Corpse Bride 

    Cowboys & Aliens 

    Crazy Rich Asians 

    The Crow 
  • The YouTube description:
    YouTube Description: The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. Well, not there on set. But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I recognized how sinful it was.
  • The first sin of the movie? Miramax.
  • This bit:
    Sarah: People say that when a person dies, a crow comes to carry its soul to the land of the dead.
    Jeremy: Only five people, though. Also, Crowrration.
  • Immediately followed by:
    Sarah: And there will be an immense sadness until the soul can rest.
    Jeremy: And there will no more Fantasia.
  • Jeremy's comments on Eric's last name:
    Jeremy: Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and Raven Symone.
  • When Eric is brought back from the dead:
    Jeremy: They should have sent him a note tied to this crow's feet. "Hey Eric! Welcome to the wonderful world of revenge! We sell three tiers of revenge packages! You want to kill Dave from the third grade? Because you can kill Dave from the third grade!"
  • When Eric steps down some stairs in an alleyway, Jeremy wonders if Kim Basinger and Mickey Roarke just had sex there.
  • As Eric puts on his makeup while The Cure plays, Jeremy declares the scene the birth of the Emo movement.
  • When Eric lets out a wicked laugh, Jeremy responds with one of his own which manages to be even creepier.
  • This:
    Sarah: I wish the rain would stop, just once!
    Jeremy: So do I, but this is sadly the norm for 90's thrillers.
  • At one point, Jeremy wonders if George R.R Martin stole ideas from this for Game of Thrones but then realises that the movie came out in 1994 while the first book was written in 1996. "He doesn't write THAT fast."
  • Jeremy repeatingly refers to Grange as Candyman throughout the movie.
  • At a shot of kids in Halloween masks:
    Jeremy: They should have just rereleased this movie into theatres as The First Purge instead of that movie we got last year.
  • The Running Gag of Jeremy counting how many poorly composited falling scenes there are throughout the film.
  • When Top Dollar talks about setting a bunch of fires and profiting off it, Jeremy starts wondering if the man sells insurance or maybe drywall if he's somehow profiting from doing nothing but committing arson.

    The Dark Crystal 

    Dark Shadows 

    Days of Thunder 
  • Jeremy questions how the defending champion in the movie is named Rowdy Burns:
    "Why didn't you just call him Hick Speed, or Huckleberry Swift, or Darty McWhitetrash?"
  • Jeremy questions the story credit in the opening credits: "Story by Robert Towne and Tom Cruise":
    "How is there a 'story by' credit in this movie? It's f*cking racing!" [ding] "Also, guy who wrote Chinatown teams with megastar to write a movie about racing." [another ding]
  • This:
    NASCAR Official: We ended up looking like a monkey fu*king a football out there!
    Jeremy: Having seen many, many monkeys fu*king many, many footballs, I'm going to have to disagree with you.
  • When one of the NASCAR bigshots is chewing out the two rival drivers for their stunts on the track:
    NASCAR Official: You two monkeys—
    Jeremy: That's racist. [ding]
    NASCAR Official: When the Japs—
    Jeremy: That's racist. [ding]
    NASCAR Official: You two monkeys—
    Jeremy: That's racist. [ding]
    NASCAR Official: I'm gonna black-flag the two of ya—
    Jeremy: That's... hmm... You know, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and say that's racist. [ding]note 

    Dear John 

    Death Race 2000 
  • "Discount Sylvester Stallone" … when the actual Stallone appears on screen.
  • "Where's Annie right now? … Ohhhhhhhhh…"
  • (After a racer finally hits a man who'd been standing still) "He must've made the mistake of moving."
  • "In the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!" "That's racist."

    Death Wish 

    Deep Blue Sea 

    Déjà Vu 
  • "In my Deja View if he just got a Deja Clue about that we already Deja Knew to be Deja True, then I'm taking this Deja Clue to be Deja Through with this Deja-Poo and offer a big Deja-BOOOOOO."

    Dirty Dancing 
  • "Foot fetish."
  • When Johnny asks what Baby is doing at the resort's dance floor and she answers that she answers that she is bringing in watermelons for the staff there.
    Jeremy: It was a plot device to get inside the sexy forbidden house. God knows why this party needs watermelons.
  • "Baby is being taken through a Disneyland ride of plot developments. Everywhere she goes, there's someone who just happens to be crying or yelling about something that will be important later."

    Divergent 
  • "...Also, what kind of test do the other factions give their new recruits? Do they all have secondary tests? In Candor, are they like, 'What... is your favorite color?' 'Red-no yellow-aaaaagh!!'???" (*ding*)
  • Early on:
    Tris: But what was my result?
    Tori: Abnegation, and Erudite, and Dauntless.
    Jeremy: But not truthful enough to be in Candor, you lying whore.
  • This:
    Jeremy: Man, this movie is one "I am your father" revelation away from literally being the most cliché movie I've ever seen.
    Tris: Marcus had a son.
    Jeremy: F*ck!
  • At one point where the hero and villain are very close, Jeremy shouts "MAKE OUT WITH HER ALREADY."

    Django Unchained 
  • The Stinger.
    Django: How many niggers you think you've seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand?
    Jeremy: The number of slaves Stephen has seen come and go is definitely over nine thousand. [DING!]

    Doctor Sleep 
  • This bit:
    Rose: You're wondering why I'm wearing a funny hat.
    Jeremy: No, I'm wondering why you're not at rehearsal with the other 3 Non-Blondes.
  • When the film reuses footage from The Shining:
    Jeremy: The Shining 2: Even Shinier!
  • This:
    Halloran: I want you to have this box. Keep it. Get to know every detail of it...
    Jeremy: Huh, my extremely detailed-oriented college girlfriend said the same thing on our third date.
  • Jeremy wonders why the bathtub ghost appears old and gnarled as "Daddy Jack got at least 90 seconds of hot supermodel action!"
  • At one point, Jeremy sins "talking at the movies".
  • When the cult appears out of nowhere:
    Jeremy: 80% of these assholes' job is to suddenly sneak up on their victims and stand in a semicircle.
  • "Shotgunning the essence of a little girl. Yes, it's as funky as it sounds."
  • This:
    Patient: Doctor Sleep?!
    Jeremy: Roll Credi-zzzzzzzzzzz...
  • Jeremy cracks up at Ryan's path home in a dusty cornfield, wondering how he hadn't been captured already.
  • When the words "Baseball Boy" appear on a wall:
    Jeremy: Hey, I thought Rama already did that a couple of years ago in The Raid 2!
  • This bit:
    Abra: How's the book coming along?
    Dave: Pretty good.
    Jeremy: OF COURSE, he's a writer! This is a Stephen King story, after all!
  • This:
    Danny: When I was young...I didn't understand the Shining.
    Jeremy: Me either. I thought it was about a guy with an axe who threw a ball at the wall all day and was parodied on The Simpsons.
  • This bit:
    Halloran: It's good to see you again, Doc!
    Danny: Dick?!
    Jeremy: Dick, say hello to Doc. Doc? Dick.
  • At first, Jeremy feels sad for Grandpa Flick's death, then realises that Grandpa Flick is a child killer and adds a sin for the movie making him feel that way.
  • Jeremy wonders how the phone call about Brad's death went:
    Jeremy: Hello, officer? I recieved a magical transmission that one of your young residents was brutally tortured and murdered by a pack of wild ghost soul vampires, and then I found his exact location and partially dug him up. OK, bye.
    • Later, when Dave is found dead, Jeremy ponders another note:
    Jeremy Hey, Abra was taken by steampunk vampires and your husband's dead. Milk in the fridge is still good though. XOXO.
  • When The True Knot shoot at Danny:
    Jeremy Magical battle between the forces of good and evil somehow turn into a motherf*cking episode of 24.
  • During one of the driving scenes:
    Jeremy F***ck, I think the movie "The Road" had less footage of roads!
  • Jeremy thinks that the scene where Jack Torrance returns as the bartender is awesome, but gives it a sin for his appearance.
  • When the camera pans to Room 257:
    Jeremy I'm starting to think that's the only room in the hotel.
  • The Bonus Round which consists of everytime a character says "doc" or "doctor" in the movie, punctuated by Bugs Bunny.

    Dolittle 

    Dragonball Evolution 
  • The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000!
    • Among the bonus round sins, he notes the complete absence of Krillin, and the fact that Shenron says absolutely nothing.
  • The very first sin of the video:
    Gohan: In a time before many can remember …
    Jeremy: I already know I'm going to hate this movie.

    Dredd 

    Dr. Dolittle (1998) 

    Elf 

    Eragon 

    Escape Room 

    E.T. the Extra Terrestrial 

    Everything Everywhere All at Once 
  • The fact that this video goes off the rails and goes into the Multiverse of CinemaSins, due to being the 1000th video. Among the alternate realities shown? One where Jeremy is a streamer, one where the sins are all written in Comic Sans, one sinned by children, and many, many more.
  • The sheer amount of sin removals, at one point ending with 69 sins (nice), and ultimately concluding with absolutely 0 sins. And then it still gets one, for adding an epilogue.

    Ex Machina 

    The Exorcist 
  • When a small carving of Pazuzu is found at an archeological site:
    Jeremy: Man, this thing is totally going to ruin the Brady Bunch's Hawaiian vacation.
  • Although Jeremy loves the movie, he can't help but sin it for its very slow pacing throughout.
  • Jeremy, based on habit, immediately starts sinning 'Crash Course', the movie within the movie.
  • This bit:
    Chris: What's this? Dinner at the White House?
    Jeremy: I see Nixon has the same boner for Hollywood actresses as JFK did.
  • At a shot of Father Karras working out at a gym:
    Jeremy: I can't wait for Karras vs Pazuzu 2. I ordered it on Pay-Per-View and everything!
  • This:
    Burke: There appears to be a pubic hair in my drink.
    Jeremy: Clarence Thomas.
  • Jeremy repeatingly compares Burke's bizarre mannerisms to Mr. Bean.
  • When Regan's bed starts moving on its own:
    Jeremy: Man, you pop a quarter into one of these things and you don't know where it'll take you!
  • Jeremy is shocked at how casually the doctors smoke in front of Regan.
  • Jeremy's reaction at the famous head turning scene:
    Jeremy: HOLY F*CKING SH*T! 1 sin removed
  • This:
    Father Karras: What is my mother's maiden name?
    Demon Regan: vomits on Karras
    Jeremy: It sounds better in the original Greek though.
  • This:
    Father Merrin: We need an exorcist.
    Jeremy: Roll Devils!
  • This bit:
    Demon Regan: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
    Jeremy: Rhetoric.

    Face/Off 
  • The entire "Smell my hand" unsinned bonus round.
  • "Face..." "Roll..." "Off." "Credits."

    The Fault In Our Stars 
  • In the scene at the cancer patient support group:
    Gus: My fears ? Oblivion.
    CinemaSins: Oh come on... the movie wasn't THAT bad.
  • The various moments of "We also probably missed a hilarious 'driving her back to her house scene' where he X 5 Y."
  • The small scene of Gus watching Aliens was a middle finger to every guy gone to see this movie.
  • Jeremy's response to Hazel's line "I'm a grenade".
    Jeremy: You could always date Steve Rogers. I hear he has no problem falling on grenades.
  • Hazel: "Everything is wrong!" Jeremy: "Hazel Grace would be excellent at CinemaSins."
  • "Folders named "stuff" contain pornography 95% of the time. Just sayin'".

    Ferdinand 

    Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within 
  • This sin:
    Aki: She told me she was ready to die.
    Jeremy: That kid is f*cking hardcore. *ding*

    The Fifth Element 
  • Upon the first appearance of Milla Jovovich:
    Jeremy: I might remove a sin for naked Milla Jovovich, but...come on....like THAT'S unique or rare.

    First Blood 

    Forrest Gump 
  • Upon realising that Forrest's narration plays out throughout the entire film, Jeremy adds 20 sins.
  • This bit:
    Forrest Gump: They called that man The King. And years later, he had himself a heart attack or something.
    Jeremy: Or something...
  • When the kids bully Gump when he gets on the school bus, Jeremy sins the kids, then Alabama itself for producing such brats.
  • This:
    Forrest Gump: The best part about meeting the president of the United States? All the food!
    Jeremy: It's true. I hear they serve delicious Hamderbers.
  • This bit:
    Forrest Gump: And after 5 years, I got a college degree!
    Jeremy: The NCAA.
  • When Forrest meets Bubba:
    Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
    Jeremy: I am not a smart man. But I know what Roll Credits is.
  • When Bubba and Forrest decide to go into shrimping during Vietnam:
    Bubba: And, hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat.
    Jeremy: Red Lobster called, they'd like for you to stop using their main form of employee recruitment!
  • When Forrest plays ping-pong:
    Jeremy: Ping Pong Proceeds to Propaganda Proportions without Properly Petitioning Participants Previous Political Positions.
  • This:
    Forrest Gump: Everybody knows it isn't true but momma just says they're like little white lies that don't hurt nobody.
    Jeremy: Advertising in a nutshell.
  • This, for only how simple it is:
    Lt. Dan: I never properly thanked you for...for saving my life.
    Jeremy: You still haven't.

    The Fugitive 
  • Jeremy lampshades how they take off sins for good movies at the beginning, before taking 5 off for how much they love this one.
  • At the opening titles:
    Jeremy: I've always heard that you sh*t your pants when you die, which I was dreading more than the act itself. Luckily, The Fugitive assures me that you only turn into a negative image of yourself, so gotta say that I'm already feeling better. Shame about Mrs. Kimble though.
  • "There's nothing that makes people donate to children's research more than a swimsuit fashion show."
  • This bit:
    Police Detective: There's fingerprints all over the lamp, the gun and the bullets. The good doctor's skin was found under her fingernails.
    Jeremy: Wow! That's compelling evidence that Dr. Richard Kimble...LIVES IN HIS HOUSE AND TOUCHES HIS THINGS! And his wife has his skin under HER fingernails! What kind of married couple ever has that kind of situation!
  • This:
    Helen: Richard, trying to kill me.
    Jeremy: I know you're dying, Helen, but...way to drop the ball!
  • Jeremy's confusion over the prison break attempt and how the prisoners thought it was going to work.
  • When Kimble escapes the train:
    Jeremy: Dr. Richard Kimble went to the Prometheus School of Running Away from trains.
  • When the local police believe Kimble to be dead:
    Jeremy: Jesus! Does anyone in Illnois ever do their jobs? He just accepts an "I don't think he made it" as the last word?! No wonder Michael Myers runs free around these parts.
  • This:
    Gerard: Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes-
    Jeremy: First off, roll credits. Second of all, don't they want to keep this investigation reasonably secure. Gerard knows that there's a ton of press around here and if Kimble sees or hears anything about this search, he has a better chance of subverting the perimiter. So this speech, while iconic, is completely opposite to what the search is supposed to accomplish!
    • Followed by:
    Gerard: What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
    Jeremy: So... look for Kimble everywhere. Got it.
  • "Oh yeah, every hospital has a 'treatment' room. You know, where you get treatment. It doesn't matter what kind, it's kinda like the Room of Requirement that way."
  • When Kimble escapes from the hospital:
    Jeremy: Look, I know he has to make a getaway but using an ambulance as an escape vehicle is the worst way to drive around incognito.
  • This:
    Gerard: Guy did a Peter Pan right here off of this dam! Right here!
    Jeremy: Movie provides over 133 CinemaSins outtakes of guys jumping off of cliffs or high surfaces.
  • This bit:
    Gerard: Why would Richard Kimble kill his wife?
    Lawyer: For the money.
    Gerard: He's a doctor, he's already rich!
    Jeremy: Gerard has already put forth a better defense of Kimble than his legal team!
  • "Jane Lynch is always a welcome addition to a film but did she have to bring her 30 pieces of flair with her?
  • "Oh cool. All the TVs in this store are playing The Fugitive!"
  • This bit:
    Henry: So, you Irish?
    Gerard: Me? No.
    Jeremy: But I WILL try to do an Irish accent in Blown Away and it will not work out very well!
  • "Tommy Leap Jones."
  • "Sneaking up on microscopers."
  • When Kimble mails evidence to the police:
    Jeremy: Mailing guns without proper postage or envelopes.
  • When Cosmo gets hit with a beam:
    Jeremy: Luckily, Cosmo trained at the Wet Bandits Academy from Home Alone.
  • One of the outtakes splices in the helicopter fight from Mission Impossible Fallout with Gerard riding in a helicopter.

    Gemini Man 
  • At Marino's spy earpiece:
    Jeremy: Who ordered the most conspicious earpiece in the history of film?! You might as well be wearing huge headphones that say "Beats by Dre, Super Secret Spy Edition" on them.
  • This bit:
    Marino: That was the best ever. I'm impressed.
    Jeremy: Impressed? That shot was so good that I'm now convinced that this is a DCEU movie and it is actually a sequel to the Oscar-winning Suicide Squad.
  • This:
    Jeremy: So, you burn the pictures of your targets after killing them, which seems smart but you carry that picture all the way from Belgium to Georgia before you do it, which is stupid.
    • When the location title appears:
    Intertitle: BUTTERMILK SOUND, GA
    Jeremy: In case you confused it with "Buttermilk Sounds F*cking Delicious!"
  • This:
    Henry: I'm deathly allergic to bees.
    Jeremy: Well, I'm sure that won't come up later! Look, foreshadowing is fine when it's subtle but this random bee showing up, the over-the-top reaction AND spelling out the allergy with the line is what changes this sin from foreshadowing to FORCED-shadowing, and that's why the sin bell doth toll.
  • Jeremy's description of Jack Willis:
    Jeremy: This guy looks like if Will Ferrel cosplayed as John C. Reilly.
  • This:
    Janet: We'll clean up our own messes, thank you.
    Jeremy: I know that Linda Emond has several Tony nominations but I feel like every time she delivers a line in this movie, someone was shouting "LESS HUMAN, MORE ROBOT THIS TIME, LINDA!!" until they eventually got it right.
  • "Teaching your child to drown."
  • Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated at the dark cinematography.
  • This bit:
    Henry: You get on that boat, your whole life is going to change...
    Jeremy: Just like that speech in Men in Black that Tommy Lee Jones gave to...whoever that other guy was.
  • This:
    Danny: What scares you other than bees?
    Henry: Drowning.
    Jeremy: OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters bees WHILE drowning, I'll remove 5 sins because that's just rad.
  • This bit:
    Del: It's like the Hindenberg hitting the Titanic.
    Jeremy: And then both of those drowning in bees!
  • "Most of this movie's outdoor shots still look green-screened. And that's just weird."
  • This:
    Jeremy: Tom Cruise riding a motorbike cliche. Oh, wait. Hmm...I Robot, this, Bad Boys for Life...maybe we're building something up for Will here.
  • During a chase scene:
    Jeremy: Man, this is the best chase scene Ang Lee has directed since Sense and Sensablility!
  • This bit:
    Henry: I need you to get me to Budapest.
    Jeremy: WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?! It wants to be Bourne, the Sixth Day and Taken at the same time! And it's watered down gravy next to any of those movie. Yes, even Sixth Day! AND Sixth Day is AWFUL!
    • Followed by this:
    Benedict: I know someone, let me give them a call!
    Staplers Button: That was easy.
  • This:
    Danny: Is it possible you could have had a kid without knowing it?
    Jeremy: One of ten questions my college girlfriend asked before having sex with me for the first time!
  • This bit:
    Intertitle: Budapest, Hungary
    Jeremy: In case you confused it with Budapest, No Thanks I Just Ate.
  • This bit:
    Danny: He's your clone.
    Jeremy: Here the movie tells us what the trailer told us in the first 30 seconds. And if there was a case for movie trailer reform, it's now.
  • Jeremy lets out an angry [[Series/Seinfeld Yada yada yada]] during some exposition.
  • This:
    Jackson: Everybody hates cilantro.
    Jeremy: That's cilantro-ist!
  • During the scene where Henry and Jackson meet, Jeremy lets out an "INTERSTELLAR SKIP", complete with a modified deep voice.
  • This bit:
    Benedict: It's not everyday you see a man get his ass beat on two continents.
    Jeremy: Clearly, you've never seen Rocky IV!
  • This:
    Henry: We have to shut it down. Both of us.
    Jeremy: I could write this script after one viewing of the trailer! None of these beats are exciting in the slightest.
  • This bit:
    Jackson: You were born in Philadelphia, right?
    Jeremy: Iiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...
  • During a "they survive this" sin:
    Jeremy: This movie is a giant f*ck you to anyone who wants a little bit of realism in their action movies.
  • This bit:
    Del: We checked. There are no more clones.
    Jeremy: Ohhhh, you checked?! Good enough for me!
  • Jeremy stops the video after seeing the digital effects on Jackson during the final scene.

    Geostorm 
  • One of the first sins:
    Hannah: Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
    Jeremy: So we will keep making weather disaster films until YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!
  • This:
    Hannah: The world came together as one.
    Jeremy: Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
  • Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
  • Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.".
  • During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
  • "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
  • When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that Dominic Toretto got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
    • One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.
  • This bit:
    Alarm Screen: TIME TO GEOSTORM: ONE HOUR 30 MINUTES
    Jeremy: Unfortunately, no one watching this movie was given the same warning, and many tens of people died.
  • When the DNC meeting is destroyed by lightning:
    Jeremy: Suddenly, the Koch Brothers just got unexpected, simultaneous erections.

    Ghost 
  • "Dramatic film hires Airplane! director and then expects me to take it seriously."
  • "Bad guys hire an assassin with ZERO stealth points."
  • Sam Wheat has been killed, and is offered a portal into a bright realm:
    Jeremy: God has room for bankers in Heaven.
  • Willie Lopez has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
    Jeremy: Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little comedy into the film.
  • Carl Bruner has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
    Jeremy: Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little comedy into the film.

    Ghost in the Shell (1995) 

    Ghost in the Shell (2017) 

    The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011) 
  • The first sin of the video:
    Jeremy: This movie exists.
  • At a shot of the Millenium building:
    Jeremy: Oh, cool, Mikael works at that short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!
  • This bit:
    Henrik: And what do you know about me?
    Jeremy: I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
  • "Fjordshadowing".
    • Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
  • This:
    Mikael: I'm losing track of everything here!
    Jeremy: Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
  • "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
  • When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its Pennywise the Dancing Clown.
  • This:
    Martin: Funny. I never had a man in here note  before.
    Jeremy: That's racist.

    Gnomeo and Juliet 

    The Golden Compass 
  • At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
    Jeremy: See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
  • Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
    Jeremy: So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?
  • This bit:
    Coulter: In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
    Jeremy: I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
  • Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a Running Gag making it seem like a textbook.
  • Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that people still use dirigibles in this world.
  • Jeremy gets pissed off at 3 Roll Credits moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
  • At the colorful character introductions:
    Jeremy: I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
  • "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
  • Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that Captain Janeway is a psychopath.
  • Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
  • This bit:
    Serefina: This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
    Jeremy: You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!

    Gone in 60 Seconds 

    Gravity 
  • During the scene where the Explorer is destroyed by the debris field:
    Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
    Jeremy: This is not a bad thing.

    The Great Wall 
  • At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
    Jeremy: Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a C minus from my social studies teacher.

    The Greatest Showman 
  • "19th century dabbing."
  • Right at the beginning, we get:
    P.T. Barnum: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
    Jeremy:It's the end of the movie already?
  • "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
  • "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
  • The Running Gag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
  • Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
    Jeremy: Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
  • "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"
  • The final sin:
    Title card: The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
    Jeremy: Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?

    Hancock 
  • At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
    Jeremy: Apparently, before he was Brick, this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. (whispers) waking up superheroes.
  • In honor of a random extra being excellent at CinemaSins, Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
  • "Non-buffering HD YouTube in 2008."
  • Some Self-Deprecation:
    Ray: It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.
    Jeremy: We beg to differ.
  • Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
  • This:
    Mary: It's hard to explain!
    Jeremy: Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.
    • At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".

    The Happening 

    Happy Death Day 

    Happy Gilmore 

    The Hateful 8 
  • The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and Mario music in the background.
    John Ritter in Sling Blade: Well, that's a very offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.

    Heavy Metal 
  • The first sin:
    Loc-Nar: A shadow shall fall over the universe.
    Jeremy: Heavy Metal-arration.
  • "Many, MANY seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
  • During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
    Jeremy: Elon Musk.
  • As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
    Jeremy: Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
  • When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
    Jeremy: F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!
  • This bit:
    Loc-Nar: I am the sum of all evil!
    Jeremy: Jeff Bezos!
  • During the Deranged Animation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
    Jeremy: There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ALL THE DRUGS.
  • This bit:
    Harry Cannon: New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
    Jeremy: "The Animated Adventures of Travis Bickle: Heavy Metal Edition!"
  • This:
    Harry Cannon: I want to report a murder.
    Police Officer: Yeah, what else is new?
    Jeremy: New Yorkers.
  • This bit:
    The Girl: Can I sleep with you?
    Jeremy: Aw yeah, it's that kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands are tied.
  • When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
    Jeremy: Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.
  • This:
    The Girl: I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
    Jeremy: It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
  • At the ending of the first story:
    Loc-Nar: You've had your first lesson, little one.
    Jeremy: WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you failed at storytelling if that was the case.
  • Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
    Jeremy: Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
  • At the beginning of "Den":
    Den: In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
    Jeremy: Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!
  • When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
    Den: I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
    Jeremy: Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? John f*cking Candy, that's who!
  • This bit:
    Den: There was only one problem...
    Norl: COME!
    Jeremy: I mean, he was about to...
  • As Den is taken away:
    Jeremy: I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
    Jeremy: And yet, every character Den will encounter after this knows English.
  • This:
    The Queen: If you pleasure me...I may let you live.
    Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
  • Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
  • During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
    Prosecutor: How do you plead?
    Jeremy: Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.
  • This bit:
    Hanover Fiste: Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal...
    Jeremy: I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
  • When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
    Hanover Fiste: I'll kill him! KILL!
    Jeremy: Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
  • Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
    Jeremy: I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
  • Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
  • During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
    Senator: My citizens are turning green!
    Jeremy: Hahahahhahah! Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!
  • "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in in jewelery form?!"
  • As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
    Jeremy: Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.
  • At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
    Jeremy: Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
  • During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
  • The Scenery Porn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
    Jeremy: The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey, and because of THAT dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
  • This bit:
    Loc-Nar: My stories are almost over.
    Jeremy: WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!
  • When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
    Loc-Nar: I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
    Jeremy: Why aren't you just killing her then?! Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?
  • During "Taarna":
    Barbarian: DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
    Jeremy: Snyder bros.
  • As the barbarians attack:
    Elder: Bar the doors!
    Jeremy: Why didn't you do that in the first place?!
  • When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
    Jeremy: Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
  • At a shot of the ruined planet:
    Jeremy: Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
  • Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
  • When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
    Jeremy: "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
  • As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a Stable Time Loop:
    Jeremy: So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him AS HE WAS TELLING IT?! I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
  • When the girl turns into Taarna:
    Narrator: And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
    Jeremy: Oh, that makes sense.
  • The last sin:
    Narrator: And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
    Jeremy: Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.
  • One of the outtakes plays "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.

    Hereditary 

    Highlander 

    Hitch 

    Hocus Pocus 

    Hook 
  • In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
    Jeremy: Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Dinosaurs" comes on?
  • Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
    Jeremy: Damn. Well, you get the idea.
  • "Hook hookers".
  • "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
  • When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
    Jeremy: Oh Jesus, not another Avenger. We've already got way too many.

    House of the Dead 
  • The first sin of the video:
    Title Card: BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
    Jeremy: Jesus, I can feel my face getting boxed in right now. *ding*
  • An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
    Jeremy: This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.

    The House with a Clock in its Walls 
  • At the beginning of the film:
    Johnathan: I look forward to meeting you.
    Jeremy: What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
  • Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
  • A sin is added for Eli Roth's directorial credit without any explanation or even stopping the video.
  • During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for "SEXY banter."
  • At a shot of the house:
    Jeremy: You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
  • When Selena shows up:
    Jeremy: AHH! It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!
  • This bit:
    Lewis: Brave, brave, brave...
    Jeremy: Yeah, but which one? The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film? I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!
  • Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
  • This bit:
    Johnathan: The house likes you.
    Lewis: The house can't like anything! It's a house!
    Jeremy: That's houseist!
  • Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
  • This:
    Johnathan: This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
    Jeremy: What about his son, Eddie?
  • This bit:
    Johnathan: He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
    Jeremy: Abracadabra Credits!
  • Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
    • Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
  • This:
    Johnathan: Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
    Jeremy: File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
  • At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
    Jeremy: Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.
  • When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
    Jeremy: Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
  • "F*cking Tarby."
    • Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
      • Later still:
    Lewis: I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
    Jeremy: F*CKING TARBY!
  • Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
    Jeremy: Maybe Lemmy?
  • This:
    Florence: Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
    Jeremy: Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, we still got this movie.
  • Jeremy points out that a transforming effect "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!
  • One of the outtakes:
    Johnathan: Isaac!
    Isaac: Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.
  • Another outtake:
    Lewis: I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
    Ralphie Parker: Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas 
  • The Nostalgia Critic comes back one more time, to co-host this review in Seussian rhyme.
  • The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
  • At the beginning, when they learn that Anthony Hopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
    Jeremy: Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in The Rite.
    Critic: Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by Hannibal Lecter?
    • This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
      Jeremy: Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
  • Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
  • Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
  • As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
    Jeremy: I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...
    Critic: "Hehe, dying tickles!"
  • When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
    Critic: How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
  • In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
    Critic: Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
  • When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
    Critic: A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.
  • The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is following a scen with Grinch prank calling Lou, which is a blunt...
    Critic: Just insert the last line we used on this one.
  • During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the Muppet Babies theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
    • One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual Muppet Babies theme playing.
  • This line:
    The Grinch: They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
    Critic: In front of a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
  • The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
    Critic: Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
  • As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
    Grinch: I'm going to throw up! AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!
    Critic: If that would mean ending this movie, please try! *ding*

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