History Funny / CinemaSinsIndividualFilms0ToH

-->'''Jeremy:''' Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Raven Symone]].

-->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid.

-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin But you're so...old!]]

--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ONE FULL MINUTE FOR FIVE F*CKING LOGOS!!]]

--->'''Kyle:''' Oh my god, what is it?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding It's a Cloverfield!]]

--->'''Jeremy:''' The thing with these jump scares is that they forgot to add the "scare" part to them.

--->'''Jeremy:''' Good aim, [[SpecialEffectsFailure bad CGI.]]

--->'''Kyle:''' What did you say?!
--->'''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO ME!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[Understatement Brat.]]

--->'''Brandon:''' Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!

--->'''Tori:''' You came here...arrived here...in that.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why would you tell [[TakeThat Young Sheldon]] this information?

--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Are you crying blood?! THERE'S NO CRYING BLOOD IN BASEBALL!]]

--->'''Jeremy:''' Now that Brandon has killed, it's time for breakfast for the...puts on sunglasses...serial killer.

--->'''Radio Announcer:''' They are survived by their twelve year old son, Brandon.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sequel baiting.

--->'''Jeremy:''' Just because you have Michael Rooker in your post-story scene doesn't mean that I'll care about it.

--->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS. MOVIE. MADE. 70. MILLION. DOLLARS!]]

* Jeremy is floored at [[WTHCastingAgency Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]].

-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]

* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]

* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:

-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Army of Sharkness.]]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Horsing around.]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun His name was Atom.]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun The Barbecook.]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, really? That's all it [[IncrediblyLamePun Babatook?!]]

-->'''Jeremy''': Not only [[RunningGag Roll Credits]], but roll those suckers with appropriate grammar! Not many 12 year olds would be doing the "wish/were" agreement this early.

-->'''Jeremy''': Let's see if Zoltan [[IncrediblyLamePun can put his money where his mouth is.]]
* After Josh realises he's [[OvernightAgeUp become an adult]]:

* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Flight-y Whities]]."

* The sentence: [[IncrediblyLamePun Cars]] [[Film/MarsAttacks Attacks]]

--->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Necro-steal-ia.]]

* The title of the video: Everything Wrong With Cats in 18 [[IncrediblyLamePun Meow-utes]] or less.

-->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[IncrediblyLamePun It was having a bad hare day!]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun More like SINGA-RICH, right?!]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Flipping the bird!]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Prevengers: Age of Victorian.]]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[IncrediblyLamePun That do little for me.]]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun An Inconvinent Elf.]]

* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Ex Machina Sex Machina Ex Machina!]]"
* The Sin Tally ends at 69, with a set of parenthesis claiming that it wasn't intentional.

* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Bullsh*t.]] [[LampshadeHanging Oh, come on,]] [[LamePunReaction you knew it was coming sometime!]]"

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Budapest, No Thanks I Just Ate]].

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]

* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.

-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]

-->'''Jeremy''': So, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Roald Dahl did ALL the drugs, right?]]

* "Oh yeah, every hospital has a 'treatment' room. You know, where you get treatment. It doesn't matter what kind, it's kinda like the Room of Requirment that way."

[[folder: ''Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'']]

[[folder: ''A Christmas Carol'' (2010)]]

[[folder: ''A Christmas Story'']]

[[folder: ''A.I.: Artificial Intelligence'']]

[[folder: ''Alien VS Predator'']]

[[folder: ''Alita: Battle Angel'']]

[[folder: ''The A-Team'']]

[[folder: ''Atomic Blonde'']]

[[folder: ''Bad Boys'']]

[[folder: ''Basic Instinct'']]

[[folder: ''Battleship'']]

[[folder: ''The BFG'']]

[[folder: ''Big'']]

[[folder: ''Bird Box'']]

[[folder: ''Birdemic'']]

[[folder: ''Birdman'']]

[[folder: ''Brightburn'']]

[[folder: ''Corpse Bride'']]

[[folder: ''The Crow'']]

[[folder: ''Dredd'']]

[[folder: ''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]]

[[folder: ''Face/Off'']]

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]

[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]

[[folder: ''Hancock'']]

[[folder: ''The Happening'']]

[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]

[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]

[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]

[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]

[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]

[[folder: ''Highlander'']]

[[folder: ''Hitch'']]

[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]

[[folder: ''Hook'']]

[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]

-->'''Jeremy''': Ohhhhhhhhhh. I've been saying [[NamestheSame something completely different.]]

-->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a [[NamestheSame DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion.]]

* When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named]] [[NamesTheSame Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]".

-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]

-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]

-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]

* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.

-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.

[[folder: ''The Addams Family'' (1991)]]
* Jeremy thinks the CreatorCameo of the director as a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny and clever.
* Jeremy recognizes the child actor who later played the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Anyway, here's another sin for that kid from Jurassic Park. What a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.

[[folder: ''After Earth'']]
* The last sin added: a sin is simply added when the credits begin showing "Directed by: Creator/MNightShyamalan".
* In the credits, he dubs in [[Film/GalaxyQuest Guy]] for the scene where the main character removes his mask after the crash.
-->'''Guy''': It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
* "But, who is camera?!"
* The ultimate evolution of the "X is a dick to Y" gag:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WillSmith is a dick to the human that came from his dick.
[[/folder]]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] [[UncannyValley Ugghhhhh.]]

--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ohhhhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no.]] [[UncannyValley I KNEW the effects in this movie were going to be sh*tty. I think everyone knew that.]] But it's like the difference being TOLD a chicken wing is hot and eating it. Nothing can prepare you for this!

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UpToEleven Children.]]

* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]

* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]

[[folder:''10 Cloverfield Lane'']]
* In a scene where Michelle is wearing a shirt with the Eiffel Tower.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, the placement of the Eiffel Tower on her--\\
* *smack, smack*\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ow! Ow, I can't help it, it's just refl--\\
* *smack*
* "John Goodman twerking."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Cloverfield Paradox'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]

-->'''Mark:''' We are indeed talking about the Cloverfield paradox...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll paradoxes!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode There's the big Slusho easter egg for all you Cloverfield fans. That's why you're here, right? The Slusho boy.]]"
* When the foosball table goes crazy:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw man. I was hoping the ship would be haunted by the ghost of [[GeniusBonus Frederic Collignon!]]
* Jeremy compares Hamilton's character motivation to "Miss Piggy from Muppets Take Manhattan."
* When the Cloverfield Monster reappears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I hear the next Cloverfield movie is going to be a Steve Carrell comedy.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the theme song from [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]] over the space capsule returning.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Con Air'']]
* This bit:

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (1984)]]
* The first sin of the movie, at a shot of people in the library:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Reading.]]
* When the library cards fly out:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Dastardly disorganisation of the Dewey Decimal drawers devistates discovery of Dianetics.]]
* At the ESP test:
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this scene here to a) an actual experiment to see if negative reenforcement would activate this kid's ESP, b) establish Peter as a dick, c) establish Peter as a HORNY dick, d) [[RunningGag a spicy Albanian cola drink]] or e) all of the above?

-->'''Ray:''' Hey, does this pole still work?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Asking if a pole still works when it's not mechanical and [[RunningGag you're not my college girlfriend.]]
* At the first shot of Dana:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Jaywalking.]] Here I thought we were supposed to like Dana but she's clearly a serial criminal.
* When the ECTO-1 leaves the firehouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Obviously sped up footage is obviously sped up.
* This bit:
-->'''Hotel guest:''' What are you, some kind of Cosmonaut?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Russist.]]
* When the trio shoot at the maid's cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I see the Ghostbusters and the NYPD have something in common.]]

-->'''Venkman:''' He slimed me, Ray.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great line, but I'm sinning it for inspiring Nickelodeon's content for the next 40 years.
* This bit:
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing. What do you mean by bad?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Bill Murray's response to his cameo in the 2016 reboot of this film somehow finds its way into the script!]]
* When Zull breaks out of his statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think this is a supernatural occurance but it's really just a statement on NYC's air pollution and what is does to their beloved statues.
* After Dana is dragged off by Zull:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There has to be easier ways to possess people than this.
* Jeremy removes a sin for an unexpected moment: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Louis Tully's rant about his clients, due to Rick Moranis ad-libbing it.]]
* When Louis attempts to hide in Central Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, run and hide from danger in 1980's Central Park at night. Definitely the best place to avoid immediate danger.]]
* Yes, Jeremy sins Venkman for having Thorazine with him on a date.
* When Slimer eats out of a hot dog cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This might look gross but it doesn't seem to violate any health code violations.
* "Yes, it is true, your honor, this man has no dick" gets a five-sin removal.
* Jeremy begrudingly sins "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria" but does so under distress.
* When Louis and Dana wake up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie does not contain a hardcore sex scene between Sigorney Weaver and Rick Moranis.
* As Walter Peck gets covered in marshmellow goo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The f*ck was this asshole doing here anyway?
* The sentencing: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Premature Bustin']]

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]

-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".

-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].

-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]

[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]

[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]

[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]

-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."

-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]

-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]

-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]

-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.

[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]

[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.

-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]

-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.

-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.

-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"

-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]

-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]

[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.

[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]

-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".

-->'''Hal:''' You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"

-->'''Chubbs:''' You win the open tomorrow, you're automatically on the pro tour.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]

-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]

-->'''Chubbs:''' Happy riding the bull? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]

-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]

-->'''Bob Barker:''' Alright, Happy. Nice and easy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
* This:
-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]

-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I am the sum of all evil!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''

-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
* This:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]

-->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]

-->'''The Girl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]

-->'''Den:''' There was only one problem...
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]

-->'''The Queen:''' If you pleasure me...I may let you live.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.

-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal...
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.

-->'''Loc-Nar:''' My stories are almost over.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"

-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.

-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.

[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]

[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
* This bit:
-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folider:''Ghost'']]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[SocietyMarchesOn Santa is describing a New York from 1982.]]

[[folder:''Ghost'']]

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]

-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".

-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]

[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]

[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]

[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* This:
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."

-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]

-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]

-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.

[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]

[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?

[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.

-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]

-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.

-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.

-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"

-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]

[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.

[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"

-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".

-->'''Hal:''' You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"

-->'''Chubbs:''' You win the open tomorrow, you're automatically on the pro tour.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]

-->'''Chubbs:''' Happy riding the bull? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]

-->'''Bob Barker:''' Alright, Happy. Nice and easy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."

-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]

[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.

[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]

-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]

-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I am the sum of all evil!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''
* This bit:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"

-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]

-->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]

-->'''The Girl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]

-->'''Den:''' There was only one problem...
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]

-->'''The Queen:''' If you pleasure me...I may let you live.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.

-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal...
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.

-->'''Loc-Nar:''' My stories are almost over.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.

-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"

-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.

-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".

-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]

-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."

-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?