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| 8 | [[folder:''8 Mile'']] |
| 9 | * When [[Music/{{Eminem}} Rabbit]] hypes himself up for the rap battle: |
| 10 | -->'''Jeremy''': I know he has to prepare himself for the battle, but this is a little much. [[MemeticMutation We don't even see him eat the spaghetti!]] |
| 11 | * "In a heated contest with Pearl Harbor, Vanilla Sky, Groundhog Day and f*cking Bad Boys II, 8 Mile wins the coveted You-Totally-Forgot-Michael-Shannon-Was-In-This-Movie award." |
| 12 | * This: |
| 13 | -->'''Stephanie''': You're still my little Rabbit. |
| 14 | -->'''Jeremy''': F*ck, EVERYTHING she does is caked with creepiness! |
| 15 | * When we see Rabbit work at a car factory: |
| 16 | -->'''Jeremy''': Come on, movie. [[TakeThat Cars were never made in America.]] |
| 17 | * When Rabbit leans out of a moving car with a gun: |
| 18 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Discount Ghost Ride The Whip.]] |
| 19 | * This bit: |
| 20 | -->'''Mike''': Take that white-ass sh*t back to 8 Mile! |
| 21 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll...distances??]] |
| 22 | * "I'm guessing the only character trait they listed for Alex was Sex." |
| 23 | * This: |
| 24 | -->'''Papa Doc''': I used to live in a house like this. |
| 25 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You mean a house on fire? That couldn't have been a very stable environment to grow up in.]] |
| 26 | * This bit: |
| 27 | -->'''Rabbit''': Alright, enough of the gay jokes! |
| 28 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Something that Eminem should have told himself years ago.]] |
| 29 | * This: |
| 30 | -->'''Rabbit''': All we ever do is talk sh*t! |
| 31 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Eminem would be shockingly excellent at Cinemasins.]] |
| 32 | * "F*ck me, 87% of the second half of this movie is Eminem yelling at people." |
| 33 | * Jeremy refers to the factory sex scene as [[InsultToRocks "the least sexy sex scene since 9 & 1/2 Weeks."]] |
| 34 | * Jeremy admits that he almost did a Bonus Round of "DJ, Spin that sh*t" but couldn't bring himself to do it. |
| 35 | [[/folder]] |
| 36 | |
| 37 | [[folder:''28 Days Later...'']] |
| 38 | * At the OpeningTitles: |
| 39 | -->'''Title''': 28 Days Later... |
| 40 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Reading? Roll Credits?]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Read credits? ROLL READING?!]] |
| 41 | * At the shot of Jim opening his eye: |
| 42 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Luis Buñuel's 28 Days Later.]] |
| 43 | * As Jim drinks a can of Pepsi: |
| 44 | -->'''Jeremy''': Well, if the post-apocalypse informs you of anything, it's who finally won the Cola Wars. |
| 45 | * Jeremy is dismayed at the shot of a abandoned London; not for the zombies but for the [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Big Ben replicas that are scattered all over the ground.]] |
| 46 | * This bit: |
| 47 | -->'''Mark''': He's completely humourless. |
| 48 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThatAudience CinemaSins comment sections!]] |
| 49 | * This: |
| 50 | -->'''Mark''': OK, Jim. Got some bad news... |
| 51 | -->'''Jeremy''': 28 Understatements Later... |
| 52 | * This: |
| 53 | -->'''Selena''': Staying alive is as good as it gets. |
| 54 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[Music/TheBeeGees It's a good song but I perfer Night Fever or You Should Be Dancing.]] |
| 55 | * This bit: |
| 56 | -->'''Selena''': You seem to be crashing. All we can do is have you take painkillers and pump you full of sugar. |
| 57 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Hey, that's how I spend my Tuesday afternoons!]] |
| 58 | * This: |
| 59 | -->'''Jim''': This is a sh*t idea. Know why? Because it's really obviously a sh*t idea! |
| 60 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jim would be Zombie-tastic at CinemaSins!]] |
| 61 | * At one point, Jeremy gives a sin like a football reference, complete with blowing a whistle. |
| 62 | * "I have to say, the British Highway Service really [[RunningGag earned their paycheck]] by clearing the road both ways!" |
| 63 | * This: |
| 64 | -->'''Major West''': We have warm beds, fresh tea and showers. You look like you could use one. |
| 65 | -->'''Jeremy''': Damn, I don't know if Major West or Danny Boyle [[EvenTheGuysWantHim want to get Jim naked again.]] |
| 66 | * This bit: |
| 67 | -->'''Selena''': It's just...f*ck! |
| 68 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Selena understands the quality of the film from this point forward and reacts accordingly.]] |
| 69 | * "Did I mention that Jim- A BICYCLE COURIER who just woke up from a coma- has suddenly turned into Ninja Rambo?!" |
| 70 | * The sentence: 28 Years Later. |
| 71 | -->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} But you're so...old!]] |
| 72 | [[/folder]] |
| 73 | |
| 74 | [[folder:''47 Metres Down'']] |
| 75 | * At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]: |
| 76 | -->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017? |
| 77 | * During the opening credits: |
| 78 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.]] |
| 79 | * [[TakeThat A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.]] |
| 80 | * This bit: |
| 81 | -->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up! |
| 82 | -->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.]] |
| 83 | * Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows. |
| 84 | * This: |
| 85 | -->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there. |
| 86 | -->'''Jeremy''': It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner. |
| 87 | * Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks. |
| 88 | * This bit: |
| 89 | -->'''Kate''': My God. It's huge! |
| 90 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This is what my college girlfriend used to tell me-]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase about my roommate.]] |
| 91 | * When a shark eats Lisa's camera: |
| 92 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Huh. I never realised that sharks had a taste for Polaroid.]] |
| 93 | * Jeremy decides to [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] when the shark cage actually descends 47 metres down. |
| 94 | * Jeremy's comments on the cinematography: |
| 95 | -->'''Jeremy''': It's slow sloooooooooooow shots like these that make me think that the director was going for Kubrick but wound up with Manos: The Hands of Fate instead. |
| 96 | * "Movie posits a world where Mandy Moore can't get a date, even for a little while." |
| 97 | * This: |
| 98 | -->'''Lisa''': What would Stuart think if he could see me now? |
| 99 | -->'''Jeremy''': Um...mayday? |
| 100 | * When Javier's corpse floats by: |
| 101 | -->'''Jeremy''': Even in death, Javier was a creeper. |
| 102 | * This: |
| 103 | -->'''Lisa''': We're running out of time! |
| 104 | -->'''Jeremy'''(sounding genuinely annoyed): Yes. We know. |
| 105 | * Jeremy's remarks on Captain Taylor's stiff line delivery: |
| 106 | -->'''Captain Taylor''': They're sending a team that is fully equipped for deep sea rescue. They will be there in an hour. |
| 107 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I was in Full Metal Jacket.]] |
| 108 | * "This shark is basically a post-it note, reminding us that there are sharks in the water." |
| 109 | * At a demonic looking shot of the sharks: |
| 110 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Pun}} Army of Sharkness.]] |
| 111 | [[/folder]] |
| 112 | |
| 113 | [[folder:''Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'']] |
| 114 | * The first sin: |
| 115 | -->'''Title Card''': Your name shall be Abraham, for I will have made you a father of many nations - Genisis 17:5 |
| 116 | -->'''Jeremy''': Scripture reading. Screading?! *ding* Also, this bible verse has nothing to do with Lincoln. He isn't even the father of ''this'' country. Abraham Lincoln is the father of approximately zero nations. |
| 117 | * This: |
| 118 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': History prefers legends to me. |
| 119 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Lincolnarration.]] |
| 120 | * At a swooping shot of the White House: |
| 121 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure Gee, this White House looks almost as fake as the real one! Hey, wait...]] |
| 122 | * Jeremy gets the Gettysberg Address joke out of the way quickly: |
| 123 | -->'''Jeremy''': Four score and seven years ago, our horror-fathers brought upon this continent jump-scares. And they haven't stopped since, ''AND'' I'm bored of it. |
| 124 | * This bit: |
| 125 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': Mother? MOTHER?! |
| 126 | -->'''Jeremy''': Wait. [[ItWasHisSled Lincoln's mother...dies?! Spoiler alert.]] |
| 127 | * This, if only for how Jeremy slurs his words: |
| 128 | -->'''Henry''': A boy only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man. |
| 129 | -->'''Jeremy''': Lies! Sometimes a boy gets this drunk when he has to watch Vampiraham Abepire fight Linchrams. LIES, I SAY! |
| 130 | * Jeremy refers to young Lincoln as [[RunningGag "Discount young Liam Neeson]]". |
| 131 | * This bit: |
| 132 | -->'''Henry''': I'd like you to chop down this tree with a single swing. |
| 133 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': But that's impossible! That's got to be more than a foot across! |
| 134 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Honest Abe would be excellent at CinemaSins.]] |
| 135 | * When Lincoln chops down the tree: |
| 136 | -->'''Jeremy''': Movie suggests that if you're super angry, you can build up enough strength to chop down a tree in one swing. This movie's credited "Hate Strength Trainer" must have been Mr. Furious from Mystery Men. |
| 137 | * This: |
| 138 | -->'''Henry''': Before you protect others from darkness, you must first protect yourself. |
| 139 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice That's what the guy who invented condoms said!]] |
| 140 | * "The ridiculous things humans do in this movie makes it the [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Fast and Furious of presidental vampire movies.]]" |
| 141 | * Jeremy snaps rather early in the video: |
| 142 | -->'''Henry''': When Judas betrayed Jesus, his reward was 30 pieces of silver. At that moment, those pieces became a symbol of betraying God, of evil. And silver became a curse upon the cursed. |
| 143 | -->'''Jeremy''': JESUS CHRIST, THE LOGIC! Logic: as in the stage name of rapper Robert Bryson Hall II. Second! As in, the second I'm done with this paragraph of logical fallacy, I'm going to smoke a joint! Joint! As in...[[ShapedLikeItself I'm going to smoke a joint.]] |
| 144 | * This bit: |
| 145 | -->'''Shopkeeper''': IF I SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN, I'LL USE YOUR BALLS AS A COIN PURSE! |
| 146 | -->'''Jeremy''': Mistaking the balls from the scrotum. *ding* Also, this asshole, [[RunningGag who sells copious amounts of apples]], just so happens to fire his worker, allowing Abe to get a job. |
| 147 | * The RunningGag of treating events in Lincoln's life like they were part of a major movie franchise. |
| 148 | * This: |
| 149 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': I had killed a monster. And I would kill them again. |
| 150 | -->'''Jeremy''': Yep. That's this movie in a nutshell. Abraham Lincoln killing vampires. Beyond that, there is absolutely nothing. Hope that idea can carry you through 100 MINUTES OF IT. |
| 151 | * This bit: |
| 152 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': I have killed six vampires. |
| 153 | -->'''Mary Todd Lincoln''': That's amazing! |
| 154 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SubvertedCatchphrase Abraham went to the "Gross Pointe Blank" school of Honesty.]] |
| 155 | * During the infamous horse sequence: |
| 156 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure This movie has officially hit a level of combined CGI nonsense and green-screening, mixed with shaky camera work and spaghetting that it's pretty much intolerable.]] |
| 157 | * When Abe gets trampled by a horse: |
| 158 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Pun}} Horsing around.]] |
| 159 | * This: |
| 160 | -->'''Adam''': Vampires cannot kill each other. One of God's little tricks. |
| 161 | -->'''Jeremy''': You say God, I say "lazy screenwriters looking to create some forced narrative tension". Tomato, To-mah-to. |
| 162 | * "Records show that Abraham Lincoln banged Mary Todd in that grocery store while Joshua Speed watched. It was truly epic presidental sex. Even the mice in the floorboards were impressed." |
| 163 | * This bit: |
| 164 | -->'''Joshua''': You and me, Abraham...together we can accomplish anything. |
| 165 | -->'''Jeremy''': Now let's eat our pre-battle carrots! |
| 166 | * During a fight scene, Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny cracks up at Lincoln throwing his stovepipe hat at a vampire to distract it.]] |
| 167 | * When a carriage smashes through a house to bring Lincoln to safety, Jeremy notes that he had been saving the [[RunningGag This works]] sin for the movie's stupidest moment and happily awards it to that scene. |
| 168 | * At a cameo by Harriet Tubman, Jeremy remarks that the movie's "turned into the [[BrickJoke Forrest Gump of presidental vampire movies]]. Who are they going to run into next? Baby Thomas Edison?" |
| 169 | * This: |
| 170 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': I shall not fight with an axe but with words and ideas... |
| 171 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Yeah, I bet that's what the audience who bought tickets to a movie called "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" wants to see!]] |
| 172 | * This bit: |
| 173 | -->'''Jeremy''': I've been letting the anachroisms slide because this isn't a historical document; vampires didn't become problems in America until the 20th century, after all. But did they have to show a shot the Captiol Building [[FailedASpotCheck WITH THE ELECTRICAL LIGHTING VISIBLE IN THE CEILING?!]] |
| 174 | * This: |
| 175 | -->'''Jefferson Davis''': The North has us both outnumbered and outgunned. |
| 176 | -->'''Jeremy''': And, of course, The South plans to win the Civil War ''with vampires''. Because this film doesn't need nuance. |
| 177 | * During a sweeping shot of a Civil War battlefield: |
| 178 | -->'''Jeremy''': You know, they spent 100 million dollars on this and the money is clearly on the screen. The problem is that [[SuddenlyShouting THEY SPENT 100 MILLION DOLLARS ON THIS MOVIE.]] |
| 179 | * This bit: |
| 180 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': When our bullets are useless, our bayonets are about as powerful as this fork! |
| 181 | -->'''Jeremy''': Wait, they're going to eat the vampires? Oh yeah, this is about to get good! |
| 182 | * This: |
| 183 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': This is what we need. |
| 184 | -->'''Jeremy''': I just played a game called Final Fantasy 4 when a spoon did massive damage. Imagine what a fork could do! |
| 185 | * This bit: |
| 186 | -->'''Abraham Lincoln''': I need you, Mary... |
| 187 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Presidental SKIP!]] |
| 188 | * Jeremy mentions that he planned a bonus round for all the times the vampires make their faces distort but is so sick of the movie, he decided to add the 57 sins all at once. |
| 189 | * "Did you enjoy the terrible CGI sequence horse stampede? Well, we're going to do it again, only with MORE CGI and at night on a moving train!" |
| 190 | * This bit: |
| 191 | -->'''Adam''': Emanicipate yourselves. |
| 192 | -->'''Jeremy''': OH MY GOD. |
| 193 | ** Later, when Mary Todd Lincoln kills a vampire: |
| 194 | -->'''Jeremy''': OH MY F*CKING GOD. |
| 195 | * At the end, when Henry meets a modern-day vampire hunter: |
| 196 | -->'''Henry''': A boy only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man. |
| 197 | -->'''Jeremy''': Ohhh, they're setting up a modern-day sequel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [[BoxOfficeBomb Sequel.]] |
| 198 | [[/folder]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | [[folder:''A Christmas Carol'' (2010)]] |
| 201 | * During the opening credits: |
| 202 | -->'''Credit''': A FILM BY ROBERT ZEMECKIS |
| 203 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] Ugghhhhh. |
| 204 | * When Scrooge sees children playing: |
| 205 | -->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Delinquents. |
| 206 | -->'''Jeremy''': Its "kids", Ebenezer. The sin is "kids". |
| 207 | * This: |
| 208 | -->'''Fred''': Merry Christmas, uncle! |
| 209 | -->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Bah! Humbug. |
| 210 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase Hey, wait...]] |
| 211 | * This bit: |
| 212 | -->'''Scrooge''': Let you keep Christmas in your own way, boy, and let me keep it in mine! |
| 213 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Scrooge would later start an early version of Breitbart News.]] |
| 214 | * When Jacob Marley first appears: |
| 215 | -->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': It's a hoax. It's all a- AHHH! |
| 216 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode In case you thought your traditional holiday entertainment was missing jumpscares.]] |
| 217 | * Jeremy's comments on Jacob Marley's animation: |
| 218 | -->'''Jeremy''': Can there be overacting in animation? Because I think this movie is trying to test it out. |
| 219 | * When the Ghost of Christmas Past appears as a living candle with a flame head: |
| 220 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding It's nice to see Lumiere get work after Beauty and the Beast. I thought that role would get him typecasted.]] |
| 221 | * As Scrooge travels into the past: |
| 222 | -->'''Jeremy''': Flying. Flying. Flying. Excitement?! |
| 223 | * When the Ghost of Christmas Past's face morphs into ones from Scrooge's past: |
| 224 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Wow, Jim Carrey's gotten REALLY good at impressions!]] |
| 225 | * This: |
| 226 | -->'''The Ghost of Christmas Present''': Come in and know me better, man! |
| 227 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hey, how'd this movie know about that guy that approached me in the park?!]] |
| 228 | * When The Ghost of Christmas Present flies Scrooge across London: |
| 229 | -->'''Jeremy''': 19th century Google Maps. |
| 230 | * Jeremy is legit scared when the Ghost of Christmas Present disappears by dissolving into a skeleton. |
| 231 | * As Scrooge discovers his own headstone: |
| 232 | -->'''Jeremy''': The most obvious reveal since [[TakeThat it was shown that Nick Fury faked his own death in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.]] |
| 233 | * The final sin: |
| 234 | -->'''Bob Cratchit''': And Scrooge was good to his word. He- |
| 235 | -->'''Jeremy''': SUDDEN FOURTH-WALL BREAKATION! |
| 236 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 237 | -->'''Gentleman''': But some may die on this night! |
| 238 | -->'''Scrooge''': [[Film/WillyWonkaandTheChocolateFactory YOU GET '''NOTHING'''! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!]] |
| 239 | * Another outtake plays [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Grim Grinning Ghosts]] over Jacob Marley. |
| 240 | [[/folder]] |
| 241 | |
| 242 | [[folder:''A Christmas Story'']] |
| 243 | * Jeremy saying that for once, the narration ''enhances'' the experience of the film, while taking a [[TakeThat potshot]] at ''Film/GoodFellas'' in the process. |
| 244 | * When Ralphie says "Oh, fudge" and then clarifies in the narration that he didn't say "fudge" and actually said the "F-dash-dash-dash" word: |
| 245 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "This is a classic moment in a classic movie and it always makes me smile." ''[removes sin]'' "But also, I am not a fan of censorship, especially self-censorship. I get while a child might censor themselves, but why does the narrator, as an adult recounting this incident, feel the need to censor himself?" |
| 246 | * The Bonus Round: "The sin, as always, is kids." And it proceeds to add sins for nearly every instance of kids being annoying in the film... and removes one for the scene where Ralphie has a soap bar shoved up his mouth for swearing. |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:''A.I.: Artificial Intelligence'']] |
| 250 | * Several sins are silently added for a flashing sign in the background that literally reads "SIN". Hey, you can't fault Jeremy for following instructions. |
| 251 | [[/folder]] |
| 252 | |
| 253 | [[folder:''Alien VS Predator'']] |
| 254 | * The first sin: |
| 255 | -->'''Title Card''': ANTARCTICA: OCTOBER 10TH 1904 |
| 256 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Movie spells "Alien VS Predator" wrong. You had one job, movie!]] *ding* Also, movie thinks that by setting it in Antarctica, it can score some The Thing Brownie Points and movie is wrong. |
| 257 | * At the actual film's title card: |
| 258 | -->'''Jeremy''': You've got to love how the AvP wasn't enough: they have to spell out "Alien VS Predator" below it so audiences who accidentally was looking for The Princess Diaries 2 will find a slightly less crappy movie. |
| 259 | * This bit: |
| 260 | -->'''Graeme''': I'm taking this picture for my boys. |
| 261 | -->'''Jeremy''': You know, because "people sleeping" are always a huge hit when you play it on the slide projector. |
| 262 | * Jeremy points out the casting of Weyland: |
| 263 | -->'''Jeremy''': So, Lance Henriksen is playing Charles Weyland in this movie after he played the cyborg Bishop in Aliens. I guess that means that Weyland Corp built a cyborg based after him, but why did they go with the Ian Holm model before that?! |
| 264 | * This: |
| 265 | -->'''Lex''': Mr. Weyland, when I lead my team, I don't leave my team. |
| 266 | -->'''Jeremy''': Seems like it should be given for a tour guide. |
| 267 | * [[RunningGag "No one who watches the skies for a living notices this giant spaceship coming our way."]] |
| 268 | * This bit: |
| 269 | -->'''Sebastian''': When I grew up in Italy, you know what we called a moon that big? |
| 270 | -->'''Lex''': What? |
| 271 | -->'''Sebastian''': La Luna de Cacciatore. |
| 272 | -->'''Jeremy''': Translated: [[RunningGag The Bruce Almighty moon...]] |
| 273 | * Jeremy laments that the movie can't even do basic jump scares correctly. |
| 274 | * Immediately after that, when a [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer penguin jump scare happens]]: |
| 275 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is cute but it's still no better than a cat jumping out at you. If I sin cat scares, I am DEFINITELY going to sin "Waddling Penguin" jumpscares. |
| 276 | ** Jeremy then notes that the penguin is a Humboult penguin, a species not found in the arctic. He then decides to sin the movie not for the scientific inaccuracy, but the fact that "someone gave a penguin species such a boring name." |
| 277 | * At a sequence of the Predators preparing their weapons: |
| 278 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is about 37% more Rambo then I want in my Predator movie. However, any amount of Cobra is more than welcome. |
| 279 | * When a floor trap is set: |
| 280 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/IndianaJonesandtheLastCrusade I guess he forgot that in Latin, Jehovha begins with an I.]] |
| 281 | * Jeremy comes up with a much cooler idea for a movie: |
| 282 | -->'''Jeremy''': With all of these chains and this hideous "Alien Queen Baby-Maker" thing, this is more like a Hellraiser movie than an Alien or a Predator movie. Although "Pinhead VS Predator" ''would'' be a much more exciting movie. There would be such sights to show us. |
| 283 | * Jeremy's annoyance at the Predator kill scenes: |
| 284 | -->'''Jeremy''': "Let's set this action scene at night, in the snow and shoot everything close up! Let's have 2 cuts a second when we get to the editing room. We don't make movies for audiences!" |
| 285 | * This bit: |
| 286 | -->'''Jeremy''': Rando driller guy survives this- |
| 287 | -->'''Predator''': *slices driller's throat* |
| 288 | -->'''Jeremy''': ...well, he survives the fall, at least. |
| 289 | * "Miller is about as useful in this movie as Forrest Whitaker was in Species." |
| 290 | * This: |
| 291 | -->'''Graeme''': This is brilliant...like finding Moses' DVD collection. |
| 292 | -->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but Moses' DVD collection wasn't that exciting. It was 3 copies of Evan Almighty and 1 copy of Hardbodies 2. Actually, there were 2 Hardbodies discs in the Evan Almighty DVD cases... |
| 293 | * When the face-hugger leaps out: |
| 294 | -->'''Jeremy''': I know this is supposed to be scary [[NightmareRetardant but this is one "hello my baby" from being sillier than Spaceballs.]] |
| 295 | * "This movie manages to make Predator vision look like someone's playing Goldeneye on a TV with only the red tube functioning!" |
| 296 | * This: |
| 297 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, this pyramid is so awesome to look at. [[TakeThat Imagine if it was in a good movie.]] |
| 298 | * This bit: |
| 299 | -->'''Joe''': The pyramid! It's shifting again! |
| 300 | -->'''Jeremy''': "It's almost like the movie wants us to live! Why are they doing this?!" |
| 301 | * "Awesome. Multiple tunnels with the possiblities of multiple Aliens attacking them. [[SarcasmMode Because that worked so well in Alien 3...]] |
| 302 | * Jeremy laments that "this is the movie that turned Xenomorphs into Velociraptors." |
| 303 | * At Stafford's death: |
| 304 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, Colin Salmon has been in a ton of projects. I only have this movie and Resident Evil to go by but I wonder if he has a section in his resume that reads: "can get cut into several pieces by a net or laser expertly". Someone get him in a Cube remake ASAP! |
| 305 | * "Behold: [[MundaneMadeAwesome THE SLOWEST PREDATOR KILL EVER.]] It leads to [[RunningGag Alien Ex Machina]] and most of all, it causes this movie to wait an hour for Aliens and Predators to fight." *3 sins are added* |
| 306 | * The RunningGag of Jeremy being continously underwhelmed by the Predator and Alien fight. |
| 307 | * When a Predator slices a face-hugger in half: |
| 308 | -->'''Jeremy''': Oh yeah. It's hard to remember that this movie is called Alien vs Predator most of the time. It feels like it should be called "Cliched Group of Scientists, Mercenaries and A Rich Guy VS Predator." |
| 309 | * This bit: |
| 310 | -->'''Sebastian''': This is starting to make sense. |
| 311 | -->'''Jeremy''': No, it's not. |
| 312 | * Jeremy points out every reason why the backstory of the pyramid doesn't make sense, culminating in him speechless over the thought of the Predators detonating the pyramid every time they lose. |
| 313 | * "Is it just me, or do the facehuggers look ''more'' like vaginas than usual? Facehuggers! Now with 68% more vagina!" |
| 314 | * As Sebastian and Lex jump over a ledge: |
| 315 | -->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaaha! [[SpecialEffectsFailure The bus jump from Speed looked more realistic than this!]] |
| 316 | * This bit: |
| 317 | -->'''Lex''': Is that a bomb? Well, I hope it blows up every one of those f*ckers. |
| 318 | -->'''Jeremy''': Does the movie want us to take the Predator's side on this? I know we don't want Xenomorphs running around everywhere but who's responsible for this in the first place? The Predators and their stupid goddamn initiation ritual, that's who! |
| 319 | * This: |
| 320 | -->'''Lex''': [[CallBack You are one ugly motherf-]] |
| 321 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Just shoot him already!]] Also, you've got to love this this PG-13 style in a movie whose both franchises have been consistantly rated R. |
| 322 | * This bit: |
| 323 | -->'''Jeremy''': I would remove a billion sins '''and''' never make another video for this channel AGAIN, if Alexa and The Predator started making out here. |
| 324 | * When the main Predator is killed: |
| 325 | -->'''Jeremy''': Poor Alexa. That was the only Predator she ever loved... |
| 326 | * This: |
| 327 | -->'''Jeremy''': Well, that was terrible. [[TemptingFate At least we didn't have to see a chestburster come out of a Predator...]] *the movie shows just that* DAMNIT! |
| 328 | [[/folder]] |
| 329 | |
| 330 | [[folder:''Alita: Battle Angel'']] |
| 331 | * At a shot of a robot eye being torn out: |
| 332 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Un Chien Andalou: Battle Angel.]] |
| 333 | * When Alita first opens her eyes: |
| 334 | -->'''Jeremy''': Eh, the eyes are still too big. |
| 335 | * This bit: |
| 336 | -->'''Alita''': What's that? |
| 337 | -->'''Dr. Ido''': Zalem. The last of the great sky cities! |
| 338 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding Especially since Matt Damon's dumbass f*cked everything up back on Elysium in the 22 century.]] |
| 339 | * Jeremy's comments on a robot: |
| 340 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, [[RunningGag Discount ED-209]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure IS discount!]] |
| 341 | * At an establishing shot of the city: |
| 342 | -->'''Jeremy''': Alita: Blade Runner. |
| 343 | * The RunningGag of Jeremy demanding Dr.Ido and Dr.Chiren to [[RomanticPlotTumor "JUST F*CK ALREADY"]] during their scenes together. |
| 344 | * This bit: |
| 345 | -->'''Romo''': Thank you for leading the girl. That's going to save us some time! |
| 346 | -->'''Jeremy''': Boy, if this guy was copying Heath Ledger's Joker anymore, he'd ask Ido "why so serious". |
| 347 | * This: |
| 348 | -->'''Grewishka''': RIP THAT FLEA! |
| 349 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap Rip that flea.]] |
| 350 | * Jeremy gets distracted from a sin by a cameo: |
| 351 | -->'''Jeremy''': IS THAT F*CKING [[RunningGag JAI COURTNEY?!]] |
| 352 | * Jeremy turns out to be not such a fan of all the exposition: |
| 353 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is like having someone read a book to you on VHS. |
| 354 | * This: |
| 355 | -->'''Tanji''': Aw, this can't be good. |
| 356 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Thing I said after viewing the trailer of the movie finds its way in the actual movie!]] |
| 357 | * This bit: |
| 358 | -->'''Cyborg''': What kind of screwhead would want to be a bounty hunter?! |
| 359 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Screwhead was my college girlfriend's nickname fo-]] |
| 360 | * This: |
| 361 | -->'''Dr. Chiren''': He doesn't want his eye fixed. He says he likes the pain. |
| 362 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat 22 century Christian Grey.]] |
| 363 | * When Alita watches Hugo sleep: |
| 364 | -->'''Jeremy''': Stalking. |
| 365 | * Telling Hugo about the red flags of having a stalker. |
| 366 | -->'''Alita:''' I'd do whatever I had to for you.\ |
| 367 | '''Jeremy:''' Ah yes, the realization that you've started dating a cyborg killer who will let herself into your apartment through windows whenever she pleases. Start looking for warning flags, Hugo.\ |
| 368 | '''Alita:''' I'd give you my heart. Take it.\ |
| 369 | '''Jeremy:''' That's a flag.\ |
| 370 | '''Alita:''' It's all or nothing with me.\ |
| 371 | '''Jeremy:''' A BIG red one, waving in the breeze!\ |
| 372 | '''Alita:''' That was pretty intense, huh?\ |
| 373 | '''Jeremy:''' F*cking run, dude! |
| 374 | * At [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hugo's death]]: |
| 375 | -->'''Alita''': Noooooooooooooo!\ |
| 376 | '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag No.]] |
| 377 | * The final sin has Jeremy upset that the film never showed a full game of Motorball, instead cutting directly to the end credits. |
| 378 | -->'''Jeremy:''' GODDAMMIT. |
| 379 | * One of the outtakes plays [[Franchise/MortalKombat Scorpion]] over a Motorball contestant stabbing another one with a hook. |
| 380 | [[/folder]] |
| 381 | |
| 382 | [[folder:''The Angry Birds Movie 2'']] |
| 383 | * Four birds stack on top of each other and simultaneously cannon ball in order to create a tidal wave |
| 384 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This bullsh*t. That was four f*ckin' birds. Birds! BIRDS! Take the four f*cking biggest turkeys or ostriches or condors... Take four of 'em and drop them in a water right on a beach... and see if that sh*t causes a wave, let alone a f*cking tsunami!! THIS MOVIE CAN AND SHOULD LICK MY BALLS! |
| 385 | * Movie shows Leonard wearing a thong. |
| 386 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This pig brought hot tub attire AND it's a thong. I'm starting to think Chris scheduled this movie for me on purpose so I would slowly lose my mind. |
| 387 | * The B-plot about the kids trying to get the eggs off a cloud. |
| 388 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Honestly everything about these eggs on this cloud can go f*ck itself. I'm not giving it any credit at all. I hate it. Pete's Dragon sh*ts better side plots than this!! YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, CHRIS!!! |
| 389 | * The cast manages to operate a puppet disguise better than they can walk on the ice themselves. |
| 390 | -->'''Jeremy:''' NONE of these dickwads could even make it down a slick ramp on their own just a few minutes ago, but they're leading this coordinated effort up icy stairs with no issues? F*ck you movie! Suck my f*cking d*ck!!! |
| 391 | * Jeremy obviously has it out for Chris for making him review this movie. |
| 392 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wow! Lookie here! A "too many remote controls" joke! In 2019! Where's the remote control I can use to simultaneously turn off this movie AND have someone go to Chris' house and kick him in the knee? |
| 393 | [[/folder]] |
| 394 | |
| 395 | [[folder:''Annihilation'']] |
| 396 | * At the beginning of the film: |
| 397 | -->'''Researcher:''' How long do you think you were inside? |
| 398 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to me winds up in the screenplay!]] |
| 399 | * "[[SarcasmMode Huh. The splitting of a cell. Wonder if this imagery is important and loaded with symbolism.]] |
| 400 | * This bit: |
| 401 | -->'''Lena:''' All cells originated from an original cell. |
| 402 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunnyName His name was Atom.]] |
| 403 | * At a house being renovated: |
| 404 | -->'''Jeremy:''' No one will be seated during the "movie becomes a Glidden commercial for five minutes" portion of the film. |
| 405 | * The RunningGag of "ways this movie reminds me of Arrival". |
| 406 | * This bit: |
| 407 | -->'''Lena:''' I want to see a lawyer! |
| 408 | -->'''Dr. Ventress:''' You don't get to see a lawyer. |
| 409 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ladies and gentlemen, the US government!]] |
| 410 | * This: |
| 411 | -->'''Dr. Ventress:''' We have many theories, few facts. |
| 412 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]] |
| 413 | * Jeremy's understated reaction to the cinematography: |
| 414 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Not gonna lie. It looks like bubbles before they go through the hoop. No, wait, maybe an oil spill. |
| 415 | * "[[ARareSentence Convientely sleeping caretaker is conviently sleeping!]]" |
| 416 | * This: |
| 417 | -->'''Lena:''' It's stuck in a continous mutation! |
| 418 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Like Miley Cyrus?]] |
| 419 | * When the science team enter an abandoned compound: |
| 420 | -->'''Jeremy:''' If this was the Walking Dead, they'd spend a whole season here! |
| 421 | * This: |
| 422 | -->'''Lena:''' This literally isn't possible. |
| 423 | -->'''Anya:''' This is literally happening! |
| 424 | -->'''Jeremy:''' THIS ENTIRE MOVIE. |
| 425 | * At the skeleton bear: |
| 426 | -->'''Lena:''' Don't react. Don't move. |
| 427 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/JurassicPark Because it's a T-Rex?]] |
| 428 | * When light emits from Dr. Ventress: |
| 429 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Ahh! Sudden [[TakeThat Dark Pheonix!]] |
| 430 | * At the [[GainaxEnding ending of the movie]]: |
| 431 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So...[[ComicallyMissingthePoint it was aliens?]] |
| 432 | [[/folder]] |
| 433 | |
| 434 | [[folder:''Armageddon'']] |
| 435 | * The credits showing "A Creator/MichaelBay film" gets a sin without comment. |
| 436 | * "It's a Michael Bay film, so even the title has to [[StuffBlowingUp explode]]." |
| 437 | * "[[CreatorCameo Director inserts himself into the movie]] like an unwanted penis inserting itself into your least favorite orifice." |
| 438 | * "Here's French people doing classic French things: gathering around and listening to the radio at their favorite café. Even Gaston the Motorcycle guy showed up!" |
| 439 | ** Right after that: "Ireland![[note]]Although it's actually the Mont Saint-Michel in France.[[/note]] Asia!! This place!!!" |
| 440 | * (After a long threat and off-colored remark) "That's racist." *ding* Then asteroids appear "Asteroids ... also racist. I can see why I spent so much time destroying them on my Atari 2600." |
| 441 | * "In case you confused it for Houston, Maine." |
| 442 | * "So you're saying it'll make a...Film/DeepImpact?" |
| 443 | * "Man, there are so many Music/{{Aerosmith}} soundtracks on this song, [[{{Pun}} I don't think they missed a thing]]!" |
| 444 | [[/folder]] |
| 445 | |
| 446 | [[folder:''Arrival'']] |
| 447 | * "Previously on 'Logos', a 55 second extravaganza of logos!" |
| 448 | * When an alarm goes off and none of the people in the building react, we get: |
| 449 | -->'''Jeremy:''': These are either the calmest students ever in a disaster or everyone's SUPER high right now. |
| 450 | * "If Denis Villeneuve removed all the pauses before dialogue, the movie would be 20 minutes shorter." |
| 451 | * When a spaceship appears in the movie: |
| 452 | -->'''Jeremy:''': Man, Subway's REALLY gone too far with the ad campaigns these days. |
| 453 | * One of the Stingers replaces the heptapods with the Martians from Film/MarsAttacks. |
| 454 | [[/folder]] |
| 455 | |
| 456 | [[folder:''Assassin's Creed'']] |
| 457 | * When Cal tries to jump off a house and land on a shipping container, but misses and hits the corner. |
| 458 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Dumbass. |
| 459 | [[/folder]] |
| 460 | |
| 461 | [[folder:''A Star is Born'' (2018)]] |
| 462 | * At the beginning of the film during the concert, Jeremy calls out all of the lens flairs and wonders if [[TakeThat Bradley Cooper caught it from J.J Abrams.]] |
| 463 | * When the title screen shows up: |
| 464 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Hey boss, do you really want the font this big?" |
| 465 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Does it take up the entire screen and pretentiously indicate my grandiose idea for the importance of my work?" |
| 466 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Uh, yeah?" |
| 467 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Perfect." |
| 468 | * At a shot of Jackson standing in front of a poster with nooses on it: |
| 469 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Foregallowing.]] |
| 470 | * Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo [[note]]It's a disturbingly close lookalike[[/note]] during the bar scene. |
| 471 | * Jeremy laughs at a bar fight "suddenly becoming full on Road House." |
| 472 | * This bit: |
| 473 | -->'''Jackson:''' Met the farmer's daughter...she had just turned 18. |
| 474 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow, casual statutory rape really tickles Ally's funny bone.]] |
| 475 | * Jeremy is floored at [[QuestionableCasting Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]]. |
| 476 | * The RunningGag about Jeremy's burning hatred of the song Shallow, culminating in him adding 15 sins for it. |
| 477 | * Because of [=YouTube=]'s copyright, Jeremy can't play the songs so instead decides to ''sing Shallow by himself''. [[DreadfulMusician Poorly.]] |
| 478 | * During a concert scene: |
| 479 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know why people are so upset. [[RecognitionFailure This audience looks real and is completely faithful to the Live Aid set. Oh wait...]] |
| 480 | * This bit: |
| 481 | -->'''George:''' I saw your Website/YouTube video. It was great. |
| 482 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Something that has never been posted in a YouTube comments section before.]] |
| 483 | * This: |
| 484 | -->'''Jackson''' You've been nominated for 3 Grammys. |
| 485 | -->'''Ally:''' How'd you figure that out? |
| 486 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Come on, it's 2019. Information is practically beamed into our brains. |
| 487 | * At the Grammy Awards: |
| 488 | -->'''Ally:''' I can't believe I'm holding one of these! |
| 489 | -->'''Jeremy:''' And I can't believe I left my meat dress at home! |
| 490 | * This: |
| 491 | -->'''Ally:''' We can sing Shallow together. |
| 492 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that, even in the fictionalised universe of this movie, people are sick to death of that f*cking song. |
| 493 | [[/folder]] |
| 494 | |
| 495 | [[folder:''The A-Team'']] |
| 496 | * Jeremy's reaction to the Hummer going through the 3D movie. |
| 497 | -->OK. I'm f*cking done. I'm walking out of here for a bit. I might retire. I'm not sure yet. I'm going to have go down an undocumented amount of vodka to believe what I just saw. |
| 498 | * "Wait, was that a twenty-minute movie? Oh, thank God." *{{Beat}}. Movie starts again.* "Dammit!!!" |
| 499 | * Any one of those 80 missions was probably more entertaining than the one we're about to watch." |
| 500 | [[/folder]] |
| 501 | |
| 502 | [[folder:''Atomic Blonde'']] |
| 503 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext Reagan narration. Reaganarration?]] |
| 504 | * On the cinematography of the film: |
| 505 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This sh*t is so washed out, it may as well be in black and white. Actually, that might be the point. Ah, f*ck the point! |
| 506 | * Jeremy realises that the film is going to be told via flashback and proceeds to list off a large number of movies that do the same thing include "That Natalie Portman SNL Rap video", "two Tom Cruise movies" (to Jeremy's clear delight) and [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking Citizen Kane]]. |
| 507 | ** He also lists "Young Guns 2" at least three times. |
| 508 | * This bit: |
| 509 | -->'''Director:''' I want Sucher dead or alive. He's a black eye to our community. |
| 510 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]] Oh wait, he said black EYE. My mistake, carry on. |
| 511 | * Upon noting that a version of "Die Kommissar" wasn't released yet during the scene's time period, Jeremy quickly adds that "I hate that stupid song". |
| 512 | * During Spyglass's assassination scene: |
| 513 | -->'''Assassin:''' I have him in sight. |
| 514 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Then just shoot him already! What are you waiting for, [[CrossesTheLineTwice a black 1961 Lincoln limo?!]] |
| 515 | * The RunningGag about the Jack Daniels product placement. |
| 516 | * One of the outtakes adds the X-Files theme to the "Trust No One" speech. |
| 517 | [[/folder]] |
| 518 | |
| 519 | [[folder:''The Avengers'' (1998)]] |
| 520 | * As an AprilFoolsDay video, Jeremy spends the entire video mistaking this movie for the 2012 Avengers (which was sinned all the way back in 2013) and sinning it accordingly. |
| 521 | * Made even better with the sentence: [[LampshadeHanging Confusion]]. |
| 522 | -->'''The Riddler:''' [[Film/BatmanForever But you were supposed to understand! I'll MAKE you understand.]] |
| 523 | [[/folder]] |
| 524 | |
| 525 | [[folder:''The Babadook'']] |
| 526 | * All three of these sins in succession: |
| 527 | ** When Sam shows one of his inventions: |
| 528 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Child inventors. |
| 529 | ** When Sam does a magic show: |
| 530 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Child magicians. |
| 531 | ** When Sam merely shows up: |
| 532 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Children. |
| 533 | * At one point, Jeremy considers that The Babadook [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation was fired by]] ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]'' as his motive for killing. |
| 534 | * At a scene where a clown juggles apples: |
| 535 | -->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole". |
| 536 | * When Amelia burns the book on a barbecue grill: |
| 537 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} The Barbecook.]] |
| 538 | * "Sam sucks." |
| 539 | * Jeremy gets confused at a clip of ''Series/SkippyTheBushKangaroo'' and refuses to believe it's real. |
| 540 | * Jeremy notes that Amelia becomes a better parent after she becomes possessed by the demon. |
| 541 | * When the Babadook is anti-climatically defeated: |
| 542 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, really? That's all it [[{{Pun}} Babatook?!]] |
| 543 | [[/folder]] |
| 544 | |
| 545 | [[folder:''Baby Driver'']] |
| 546 | * When [[Creator/KevinSpacey Doc]] talks about his very first time encountering Baby: |
| 547 | -->'''Doc''': He stole my Mercedes. Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it too. I didn't stop him though cause [[AccidentalInnuendo I was just blinded by the balls on that kid]].\ |
| 548 | '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Yeah, well, considering what they're saying about you these days, I'm not surprised.]] [[labelnote:note]]Spacey was accused of sexual assault and harassment by many men at the time of the video's release.[[/labelnote]] |
| 549 | * This exchange between Baby and Doc: |
| 550 | -->'''Baby''': You and I are a team. |
| 551 | -->'''Doc''': Don't feed me any more lines from ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]''! It pisses me off! |
| 552 | -->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, if you're gonna go Pixar, do ''[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife A Bug's Life]]''! |
| 553 | [[/folder]] |
| 554 | |
| 555 | [[folder:''Bad Boys'']] |
| 556 | * From the very beginning, "Everything wrong with Bad Boys in F*ck Me minutes". |
| 557 | * "Directed by Michael Bay" gets sinned without comment. |
| 558 | [[/folder]] |
| 559 | |
| 560 | [[folder:''Basic Instinct'']] |
| 561 | * During the [[BestKnownForTheFanservice infamous flash scene]], for the first time the Narrator refuses to take sins off. |
| 562 | -->"You'd think we'd take five sins off for this, but my boner is too suspicious of that woman to allow it." |
| 563 | * When Beth admits she went through a lesbian phase earlier in her life. |
| 564 | -->'''Jeremy''': Uh ... Any flashbacks about that particular time you'd like to remember for us?\ |
| 565 | '''Jeremy''': [makes a cliché "flashback sound effect"]\ |
| 566 | '''Jeremy''': ...No? Dammit! |
| 567 | * Jeremy's commentary on Catherine's bisexuality in general. Especially this bit when Nick visits her and Roxy: |
| 568 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Lesbianism. Wait, [[TakeThat that's not a sin.]] But [[GirlOnGirlIsHot my cliche male interest in seeing two hot women kiss]] is, so... ding that shit! |
| 569 | * Later in the same conversation, Beth calls Nick 'a good detective'. After seeing him in action the entire movie, Jeremy's immediate reaction is a HahahaNo. |
| 570 | [[/folder]] |
| 571 | |
| 572 | [[folder:''Battleship'']] |
| 573 | * As the alien ship blows up a battleship with launched shells, Jeremy pronounces the aliens "really good at the game Battleship". |
| 574 | * "Okay, a model, an obvious real-life paraplegic military veteran, the director's uncle playing the cop, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. Exactly how many real actors are in this movie?" |
| 575 | * This: |
| 576 | -->'''Cora Raikes:''' ''(blowing up an alien)'' Mahalo, mother– ''(BOOM!)''\ |
| 577 | '''Jeremy:''' Movie censors the word f*ck. [[HypocriticalHumor I mean, who does that?!]] |
| 578 | [[/folder]] |
| 579 | |
| 580 | [[folder:''The BFG'']] |
| 581 | * At the title card: |
| 582 | -->'''Title Card''': Roald Dahl's The BFG |
| 583 | -->'''Jeremy''': I believe you mean [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope Disney's Amblin's Stephen Spielberg's Roald Dahl's The BFG.]] |
| 584 | * This bit: |
| 585 | -->'''Sophie''': It was the witching hour. |
| 586 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narr-orphan.]] |
| 587 | * "This postdate places the movie in September of 1983, yet somehow movie will stubbornly refust to place a single Rubik's Cube, Cabbage Patch Kid or Return of the Jedi reference." |
| 588 | * When Sophie spots The BFG: |
| 589 | -->'''Jeremy''': If the Big Friendly Giant is this Big Friendly Careless, I'm going to go out on a Big Friendly Limb and say that his Big Friendly Ass would have outed many times before. |
| 590 | ** Immediately followed with: |
| 591 | -->'''Jeremy''': And of course, [[RunningGag this works.]] |
| 592 | * At the BFG's lair: |
| 593 | -->'''Jeremy''': OMG, this OTT BFG POV is NFG so PTSB ASAP.[[note]]'''O'''h '''M'''y '''G'''od, this '''O'''ver '''T'''he '''T'''op '''B'''ig '''F'''riendly '''G'''iant '''P'''oint '''O'''f '''V'''iew is '''N'''ot '''F'''ucking '''G'''ood so '''P'''ass '''T'''he '''S'''ick '''B'''ucket '''A'''s '''S'''oon '''A'''s '''P'''ossible.[[/note]] |
| 594 | * When the BFG names the other giants: |
| 595 | -->'''The BFG''': Fleshlumpeater, Bonecrusher, Manhugger, Meatdripper, Gizzardgulper, Maidmasher! |
| 596 | -->'''Jeremy''': It's time for a game: [[CrossestheLineTwice Are these the names of giants or nicknames guys give to their penises?]] |
| 597 | * This bit: |
| 598 | -->'''The BFG''': If those giants got ahold of you, they would eat you up like a piece of "frumpkin fry"! |
| 599 | -->'''Sophie''': It's "pumpkin pie", not "frumpkin fry"! And "jiggy-raffs" are giraffes! |
| 600 | -->'''Jeremy''': This giant warns Sophie about what would happen if she were to escape, but all she can do is correct him when he pronounces stuff wrong. [[HypocriticalHumor Don't you hate it when you're trying your best but there's some asshole keeping score of everything you did wrong?]] |
| 601 | * Jeremy's absolute horror at the Whizzpopper scene. |
| 602 | * When the giants partake in their fights: |
| 603 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Movie escapulates everything about living in Florida.]] |
| 604 | * This bit: |
| 605 | -->'''The BFG''': There are some who call me the Big Friendly Giant! |
| 606 | -->'''Jeremy''': Ohhhhhhhhhh. I've been saying something completely different. |
| 607 | * This: |
| 608 | -->'''The BFG''': It is the Golden Phizzwizard. |
| 609 | -->'''Jeremy''': "The Golden Phizzwizard" was the nickname I got in college for being able to piss in the sink without leaving my bed. |
| 610 | * At the dream showing Sophie's face: |
| 611 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RecognitionFailure John Lennon?]] |
| 612 | * As Sophie chases the "dreams": |
| 613 | -->'''Jeremy''': So, [[ArtisticStimulation Roald Dahl did ALL the drugs, right?]] |
| 614 | * This: |
| 615 | -->'''The BFG''': It be a Trogglehumper. |
| 616 | -->'''Jeremy''': Guys, this was made in 2016. Can't we just call them [[TakeThat Alabamaeans?]] |
| 617 | * This bit: |
| 618 | -->'''Sophie''': Friendly Giant? I'm going to call you The BFG. |
| 619 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Credits!]] Also, [[Film/MontyPythonandTheHolyGrail there are some that would call him......Tim?]] |
| 620 | * When The BFG blows dreams into people's mouths: |
| 621 | -->'''Jeremy''': People swallow at least 8 glowing balls of light while they sleep each year, and that just terrifies me. |
| 622 | * Jeremy adds 10 sins for the movie wasting time with showing breakfast being served and eaten instead of progressing the story. |
| 623 | * This bit: |
| 624 | -->'''The BFG''': I have a present for Her Majesty. |
| 625 | -->'''Jeremy''': Can't they just get [[WesternAnimation/BraveLittleTailor Mickey to kill the giants? I heard he killed seven in one blow.]] |
| 626 | * This: |
| 627 | -->'''The BFG''': Adventures will come and go. But- |
| 628 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag GIANT SKIP.]] |
| 629 | * The final sin: |
| 630 | -->'''Sophie''': I could see the pages that The Giant left for me. |
| 631 | -->'''Jeremy''': And the giant who wrote the story turned out to really be...[[CanonWelding BILBO BAGGINS.]] |
| 632 | * The sentence- "Death Pickle". The audio on top of it is the best part: |
| 633 | -->'''[[WesternAnimation/RickandMorty Rick]]''': [[MemeticMutation I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!]] |
| 634 | [[/folder]] |
| 635 | |
| 636 | [[folder:''Big'']] |
| 637 | * As Josh plays a video game: |
| 638 | -->'''Jeremy''': You've got to love a game that measures your health in raw numbers. |
| 639 | * This bit: |
| 640 | -->'''Billy''': So, if you get real close to the board, you can see down to her flowers. |
| 641 | -->'''Jeremy''': Referring to [[Literature/{{Carrie}} Dirty Pillows]] as "flowers". |
| 642 | * This: |
| 643 | -->'''Cynthia''': This is Derek. He drives. |
| 644 | -->'''Jeremy''': I say that all the time at parties. Like, when I introduce my friend Mike, I say "This is Mike. He drives." Incidentally, I don't go to that many parties. |
| 645 | * This bit: |
| 646 | -->'''Josh''': I wish I were big. |
| 647 | -->'''Jeremy''': Not only [[RunningGag Roll Credits]], but roll those suckers with appropriate grammar! Not many 12-year-olds would be doing the "wish/were" agreement this early. |
| 648 | * When Josh tosses a coin into Zoltan's mouth: |
| 649 | -->'''Jeremy''': Let's see if Zoltan [[{{Pun}} can put his money where his mouth is.]] |
| 650 | * After Josh realizes he's [[OvernightAgeUp become an adult]]: |
| 651 | -->'''Jeremy''': Good news! You're big. Bad news! You can't ask Cynthia out... |
| 652 | * When Josh returns to the abandoned carnival, Jeremy notes that there was no way they could have closed up shop that quickly. |
| 653 | * This: |
| 654 | -->'''Hobo''': Kill her with a knife. Kill her with a knife! |
| 655 | -->'''Jeremy''': Penny Marshall's Taxi Driver. |
| 656 | * After Jeremy removes a sin for Tom Hanks' performance while crying in his apartment bed, he soon adds one back because "in that bed, he's likely sticking his face in a pile of gonorrhea." |
| 657 | * This bit: |
| 658 | -->'''Josh''': I'm going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life. |
| 659 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Paul Rudd.]] |
| 660 | * "Holy sh*t, does this roach motel have cable TV?! Last night, he was watching the French Connection and tonight he's on MTV. For Manhattan lodging, even in the 80's, that's not bad." |
| 661 | * This: |
| 662 | -->'''Mr. Macmillan''': That's something you don't see on a marketing report. |
| 663 | -->'''Josh''': What's a marketing report? |
| 664 | -->'''Mr. Macmillian''': Exactly. |
| 665 | -->'''Jeremy''': Oh, this is just like Being There. Tom Hanks is Chauncey Gardiner. Gardiner/Baskin...the clues have been there the whole time! |
| 666 | * Jeremy admits that, although Paul is an asshole, he's [[JerkassHasAPoint right that Josh has no reason to get such a huge promotion in such a short time.]] |
| 667 | * Jeremy turns out to be a huge fan of the building/robot toy: |
| 668 | -->'''Jeremy''': Can you imagine the Sears Tower battling the Taj Mahal? The Washington Monument against the Capitol? Big Ben vs the Great Pyramids?! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT! |
| 669 | * When Josh pitches his idea for a toy: |
| 670 | -->'''Jeremy''': What about a robot that can turn into a bug? |
| 671 | -->'''Jeremy''': You mean, Insecticons? Sorry, Josh, Hasbro already invented that sh*t. Looks like you're fired now. |
| 672 | * This: |
| 673 | -->'''Board member''': A prehistoric transformer? |
| 674 | -->'''Jeremy''': Grimlock erasure. |
| 675 | * When Susan confesses her love for Josh: |
| 676 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is a sweet and kinda sexy scene...[[SuddenlyShouting UNTIL YOU REALISE THAT HE'S 13.]] |
| 677 | ** Jeremy then spends much of the remaining video discussing how creepy the whole aspect of the film is. |
| 678 | * As Josh throws a coin into Zoltan to make another wish: |
| 679 | -->'''Jeremy''': Hahahah, [[ShaggyDogStory what if he misses?]] |
| 680 | * One of the outtakes shows [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Fix-It Felix]] amongst the arcade machines. |
| 681 | * Another outtake places audio of [[Film/ForrestGump Forrest]] [[ActorAllusion Gump]] over Josh sitting on a bench. |
| 682 | [[/folder]] |
| 683 | |
| 684 | [[folder:''Bird Box'']] |
| 685 | * The ContentWarnings at the beginning of [[TakeThat "Some Kinda Scary Images"]]. |
| 686 | * This bit: |
| 687 | -->'''Malorie''': Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty. |
| 688 | -->'''Jeremy''': "Boy, you have you Dog; Girl, you have your kitty" was the title of the children's book my parents used when it was time for [[CrossesTheLineTwice The Talk.]] |
| 689 | * At the first shot of the titular bird-box: |
| 690 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Parrots!]] |
| 691 | * At the news footage of the mass suicides, Jeremy wonders who exactly took the footage, as seeing the creatures will make you go insane. He then comes to the conclusion that its [[{{Film/Nightcrawler}} Jake Gyllenhaal's character from Nightcrawler.]] |
| 692 | * "[[SarcasmMode Thank goodness the movie showed this little arrow jumping from Russia to Alaska; otherwise, how would we ever know how it entered the country through Sarah Palin's backyard?"]] |
| 693 | * This bit: |
| 694 | -->'''Malorie''': Wow, such... venom. |
| 695 | -->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion. |
| 696 | * Jeremy adds 20 sins for the terrible dialogue. |
| 697 | * At a woman bashing her skull into a wall: |
| 698 | -->'''Jeremy''': Random sweatsuit lady is doing what [[TakeThat I've been keeping myself from doing after watching the first 10 minutes of this movie.]] |
| 699 | * At a shot of a stroller rolling down a street, Jeremy gets to try out his best Nicholas Cage impression: |
| 700 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/RaisingArizona Don't worry, Mal, it's full of cans! They're just cans!]] |
| 701 | * At Malorie's grief: |
| 702 | -->'''Jeremy''': WHOA, Sandy! You don't have to act that hard in THIS kind of movie! [[DullSurprise Look at Malkovich, you can actually SEE the phone in his hand!]] |
| 703 | * When Malorie accidentally walks in on Felix and Lucy having sex: |
| 704 | -->'''Jeremy''': Out of all of the supposed horrific imagery in this movie, [[TakeThat THIS is definitely the one that will haunt my dreams.]] |
| 705 | * When Tom and Malorie kiss, Jeremy says it's lucky that both of them are hot and wonders what would have happened if Malorie ended up with John Malkovich or Machine Gun Kelly. |
| 706 | * [[SarcasmMode "Oh no, the characters are having a fun time, which means in a horror movie some serious sh*t is about to go down!"]] |
| 707 | ** Jeremy repeats the phrase, then gets pissed that the movie pulled off the same trick 20 minutes later. |
| 708 | * When Gary shows his drawings of the creatures: |
| 709 | -->'''Jeremy''': Holy sh*t! The creatures are actually Predators! |
| 710 | * Jeremy gets so bored with the movie's cliches, he hopes that Gary comes back from the dead as a zombie to make things interesting. |
| 711 | * When Malorie makes it to the sanctuary and it's revealed to be a school for the blind: |
| 712 | -->'''Jeremy''': Oh look, it's an outdoor sanctuary that somehow doesn't let the demons in because of the foliage and the birds, that makes total- [[MoodWhiplash Ahahahahahaha! F***CK THIS MOVIE!]] |
| 713 | * One of the outtakes, as Malorie is rowing the children down the river: |
| 714 | -->'''Bart and Lisa Simpson''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?!]] |
| 715 | --> '''Homer Simpson:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons NO! NO! NOOOO!]] |
| 716 | [[/folder]] |
| 717 | |
| 718 | [[folder:''Birdemic'']] |
| 719 | * During the scene where the company people are applauding Ren: |
| 720 | -->'''Jeremy''': It ... never ... ends. |
| 721 | ** And then later when they are all shaking his hand, the sin is "Congratulations." ''*ding*'' |
| 722 | ** He also has scene of when Ren talks about the one billion as one of the stingers, replacing it with [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil's]] "100 ''Billion'' Dollars" line. |
| 723 | * '''[[SoundtrackDissonance AND THE BIRDEMIC RAGES ON!]]''' |
| 724 | * The fifth [[TheStinger stinger]] makes the entire movie HilariousInHindsight, via adding audio from ''VideoGame/AngryBirds''. |
| 725 | * This exchange: |
| 726 | -->'''Rod''': The [phone] battery's dead.\ |
| 727 | '''Jeremy''': What, did you play too much ''Angry Birds'' last night or something? (''ding'') As a disclaimer, I promise that didn't start out as a pun when I wrote it, but ... f*ck it. |
| 728 | [[/folder]] |
| 729 | |
| 730 | [[folder:''Birdman'']] |
| 731 | * On the movie's alternate title: |
| 732 | -->'''Jeremy''': Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb in South Central While Drinking Juice In The Hood. |
| 733 | * "[[{{Pun}} Flight-y Whities]]." |
| 734 | * At one point, Jeremy spots a quote criticising critics. Luckily for them, "[[CallBack we're not critics, we're assholes!]] |
| 735 | * "Luckily, Mike's boner made it onto [=YouTube=] in 2014, so 3 years before it wouldn't have been [[CrossesTheLineTwice advertiser friendly.]]" |
| 736 | * "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Although Nick Cannon, Bumblebee and Spider-Man are currently all on stage, this is stil better than Michael Bay's Transformers movies.]]" |
| 737 | * The Sentence: [[Film/JackFrost1998 Jack]] [[TakeThat Frost]]. |
| 738 | [[/folder]] |
| 739 | |
| 740 | [[folder:''Brightburn'']] |
| 741 | * Jeremy loses it right at the opening logos: |
| 742 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ONE FULL MINUTE FOR FIVE F*CKING LOGOS!!]] |
| 743 | * At the alien probe crashing: |
| 744 | -->'''Kyle:''' Oh my god, what is it?!\ |
| 745 | '''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding It's a Cloverfield!]] |
| 746 | * When Brandon surprises his mother by jumping out at her: |
| 747 | -->'''Jeremy:''' The thing with these jump scares is that they forgot to add the "scare" part to them. |
| 748 | ** Since he would get tired of pointing them all out, he just adds 20 sins at once. |
| 749 | * After Brandon throws a lawn mower into the horizon: |
| 750 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Good aim, [[SpecialEffectsFailure bad CGI.]] |
| 751 | * This: |
| 752 | -->'''Kyle:''' What did you say?!\ |
| 753 | '''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO ME!\ |
| 754 | '''Jeremy:''' [[Understatement Brat.]] |
| 755 | * When Brandon twists a fork: |
| 756 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheMatrix But there is no fork.]] |
| 757 | * The [[RunningGag Tommy How's the Peeping]] gag returns, this time in the actual sins video. |
| 758 | * Jeremy gets annoyed at the movie constantly shoving Brandon in [[SigilSpam red and blue]] for the Superman connection. |
| 759 | * This bit: |
| 760 | -->'''Brandon:''' Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!\ |
| 761 | '''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon! |
| 762 | * This: |
| 763 | -->'''Tori:''' You came here...arrived here...in that.\ |
| 764 | '''Jeremy:''' Why would you tell [[TakeThat Young Sheldon]] this information? |
| 765 | * Jeremy adds 10 sins for the [[{{Squick}} scene of Erica pulling glass out of her eye.]] |
| 766 | * When a wounded Erica brandishes a baseball bat: |
| 767 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Are you crying blood?! THERE'S NO CRYING BLOOD IN BASEBALL!]] |
| 768 | * As Erica gets killed, we get a different twist on a running joke: |
| 769 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's like [[RunningGag my college girlfriend]], [[RunningGagStumbles all foreplay and no zero orgasm.]] |
| 770 | * An unexpected CSI Miami reference: |
| 771 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Now that Brandon has killed, it's time for breakfast for the...puts on sunglasses...serial killer. |
| 772 | ** And yes, Jeremy actually says "puts on sunglasses". |
| 773 | * This: |
| 774 | -->'''Radio Announcer:''' They are survived by their twelve-year-old son, Brandon.\ |
| 775 | '''Jeremy:''' Sequel baiting. |
| 776 | * The final sin of the video: |
| 777 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Just because you have Michael Rooker in your post-story scene doesn't mean that I'll care about it. |
| 778 | [[/folder]] |
| 779 | |
| 780 | [[folder:''Boo! A Madea Halloween'']] |
| 781 | * Jeremy completely loses it when the movie goes on for too long, culminating in this: |
| 782 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS. MOVIE. MADE. 70. MILLION. DOLLARS!]] |
| 783 | * Later on, we learn that the movie is so terrible, Jeremy stops swearing and instead uses euphemisms. |
| 784 | [[/folder]] |
| 785 | |
| 786 | [[folder:''Bumblebee'']] |
| 787 | * [[SpecialEffectFailure "Wow, Cybertron looks a lot like a matte painting of Tron superimposed over a matte painting of Coruscant that Iron City threw up all over."]] |
| 788 | * At the opening battle: |
| 789 | --->'''Optimus Prime:''' Where is B-127?! |
| 790 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Just waiting for my hero cue, boss! |
| 791 | * This: |
| 792 | --->'''Subtitle:''' EARTH |
| 793 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Saturn.]] |
| 794 | * When Bumblebee transforms into a yellow jeep to escape the army: |
| 795 | --->'''Jeremy:''' WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT BEFORE?! |
| 796 | * This bit: |
| 797 | --->'''Bumblebee:''' Run. Run! |
| 798 | --->'''Jeremy:''' He gave them like 10 seconds, there was no way anyone could escape that! This is the most useless run function since the time I downloaded that "free" program into my Commodore 64. |
| 799 | * At the shot of a beehive: |
| 800 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Man, they're really laying it thick with the bee analogy, aren't they? Surprised they didn't have Cheerios at the breakfast scene instead of Mr. T Cereal or [[TakeThat a scene where Hallie Steinfeld meets Jerry Seinfeld who recites one of the many hilarious lines from Bee Movie.]] |
| 801 | * Jeremy wonders why every movie that's set in the 80's references ALF because [[TakeThat "ALF f*cking sucked."]] |
| 802 | ** Later, when Charlie plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" for Bumblebee, Jeremy calls it [[BrickJoke "The ALF of 80's music references."]] |
| 803 | * When Charlie fixes up Bumblebee: |
| 804 | --->'''Jeremy:''' One, two, three Hallie Steinfelds. [[WaxingLyrical Well, she always said that she was going to love herself and didn't need anyone else.]] |
| 805 | * This: |
| 806 | --->'''Charlie:''' You sound like a bumblebee. |
| 807 | --->'''Jeremy:''' He really doesn't. [[RunningGag Also, roll credits!]] |
| 808 | * Jeremy is shocked to see a character reading a Go-Bots comic and wonders if [[TakeThat Michael Bay makes terrible Go-Bots movies in this universe and declares the success of the Go-Bots to be an immediate sin.]] |
| 809 | * This bit: |
| 810 | --->'''Dr. Powell:''' If we don't use their technology, they might turn around and take it to the Russians! |
| 811 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Dr. Bumblebee Or How I Stopped Worried And Learned To Love The Transformers. |
| 812 | * Jeremy's comments on Dr. Powell: |
| 813 | --->'''Jeremy:''' This might be the best Transformers movie yet but I'm still sinning it for giving it yet another version of [[TheScrappy Agent f*cking Simmons!]] |
| 814 | * "This movie isn't over 2 hours long, something that the other 17 Transformers movies didn't go. But with the pointless diving scenes, the wanton destruction of private property and the speeding scenes, they could have shaved 20 minutes off of this puppy too." |
| 815 | * When Bumblebee looms over Memo and Charlie with red eyes: |
| 816 | --->'''Jeremy:''' I see Bumblebee went to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase I Robot School of Eye-Changing Colors When Going From Good to Bad]] that I've heard so much about. |
| 817 | * During the climatic fight scene: |
| 818 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. The yellow one got picked up by the blue one and was smashed into a thing so...carry the one, subtract the three...nope. Still have no idea what's going on. |
| 819 | * At one point, Jeremy splices in footage from Iron Man 3 in the fight sequence [[TakeThat "just to see if you would notice."]] |
| 820 | * The sentence: [[{{Pun}} Cars]] [[Film/MarsAttacks Attacks]] |
| 821 | --->'''Translator Machine from Mars Attacks!:''' I AM THE MARTIAN AMBASSADOR. WE COME IN PEACE. WE COME IN PEACE. |
| 822 | [[/folder]] |
| 823 | |
| 824 | [[folder:''Candyman'']] |
| 825 | * This bit: |
| 826 | -->'''Candyman:''' They will say that I have shed innocent blood. |
| 827 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Candymannarration!]] |
| 828 | * [[SpecialEffectFailure "This looks less like a swarm of bees and more like an Etch a Sketch shot its wad all over the city of Chicago.]]" |
| 829 | * Jeremy refers to Billy as [[TakeThat "Discount Sam Ramni.]]" |
| 830 | * This bit: |
| 831 | -->'''Beverly:''' You ever hear of Candyman? |
| 832 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] |
| 833 | * This: |
| 834 | -->'''Helen:''' No, the apartment is vacant! |
| 835 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[FridgeLogic So it's perfectly OK for me to push this other apartment's medicine cabinet to the ground, potentially smashing it, since nobody lives over there! Until somebody's living in the apartment, this is nobody's property!]] |
| 836 | * This bit: |
| 837 | -->'''Helen:''' Oh, damnit, Trevor! |
| 838 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking Trevor! He strikes again.]] |
| 839 | * "This movie is 17% of overhead shots of driving to a discount omen store." |
| 840 | * This: |
| 841 | -->'''Percal:''' That's precisely the moment where I can be of assistance! Before you disappear into academic oblivion! |
| 842 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat University professors.]] |
| 843 | * This bit: |
| 844 | -->'''Percal:''' The story dates back to 1890. |
| 845 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Doucheposition. |
| 846 | * This bit: |
| 847 | -->'''Jake:''' They found it floating in a toilet. Better off dead. |
| 848 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I don't know about that. [[CrossesTheLineTwice They managed to fix John Bobbit and that was lying in a field. Dude even ended up doing porn!]] |
| 849 | * When the fake Candyman shows up: |
| 850 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Candyman has a lot to be pissed about in this movie, but I didn't think identity theft would be one of them. |
| 851 | * "It takes 44 minutes for this movie to properly Candyman." |
| 852 | * This bit: |
| 853 | -->'''Candyman:''' So now I must shed innocent blood. |
| 854 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting Well, it came out three weeks later, but Candyman ''did'', in fact, destroy Innocent Blood at the box office. So this line plays.]] |
| 855 | * As Helen flips through pictures: |
| 856 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This slideshow is so boring, even she's rushing through it. It's the 1990's version of [[RunningGag SKIP!]] |
| 857 | * This: |
| 858 | -->'''Candyman:''' I have the child. Allow me to kill you or he will be my next victim. |
| 859 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Why do you have to ask permission? In a minute, Bernie's going to walk into her apartment and you're going to just kill her? Why this exchange? |
| 860 | * "The bad news is Bernie's going to be murdered here. The good news is that it'll be AWESOME for the thesis." |
| 861 | * This: |
| 862 | -->'''Helen:''' Trevor. Trevor? Trevor! Trevor! |
| 863 | -->'''Jeremy:''' No, Helen! If you say "Trevor" 5 times, [[TakeThat he'll show up and kill this movie's momentum!]] |
| 864 | -->'''Helen:''' TREVOR! |
| 865 | -->'''Jeremy:''' SEE?! |
| 866 | * When Candyman is holding the baby hostage, Jeremy offers to give back sins if it shows Candyman lovingly taking care of the baby. When the film shows the baby licking Candyman's finger, Jeremy instead gives it 2 sins for trying to test him. |
| 867 | * This bit: |
| 868 | -->'''Candyman:''' Allow me at least a kiss. |
| 869 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Floarting.]] |
| 870 | * After Candyman kills the psychologist: |
| 871 | -->'''Candyman:''' Now you are mine. |
| 872 | -->'''Jeremy:''' WHY? Can Candyman please explain the rules already?! |
| 873 | * When Candyman dives out of a window backwards: |
| 874 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Candyman appeared out of thin air and now has to smash a window to escape? Dick move, dude. Dick move. |
| 875 | * At the infamous bees-in-the-mouth shot: |
| 876 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I know tht Candyman died because of a massive amount of bee stings...but I don't understand why he turned into a ghost that is, like, 25% bees. |
| 877 | * Jeremy wonders why Candyman got his name and isn't called Beeman or Honeyman. He then wonders if his racist attackers had some weird fetishes by how they killed him. |
| 878 | * This: |
| 879 | -->'''Candyman:''' It was always you, Helen! It was always you... |
| 880 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So this IS like a Mina-Dracula thing? Candraculaman? Dracandyman? CANDULA?! |
| 881 | * This bit: |
| 882 | -->'''Helen:''' You lied to me. YOU LIED TO ME! |
| 883 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive I KNOW! It's almost like the phantom that has no qualms about murdering people would be such a dishonest prick.]] |
| 884 | * At Helen's funeral: |
| 885 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Bringing Stacey to a funeral. *ding* Also, being late to a funeral. |
| 886 | * Jeremy claims that he'd either remove or add a lot of sins if they played "Don't Know What You Got Til It's Gone" when Trevor misses Helen. |
| 887 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 888 | -->'''Helen:''' You see anything about Candyman? |
| 889 | -->'''Sgt. Schultz:''' I SEE NOTHING! I KNOW NOTHING! |
| 890 | * Another outtake: |
| 891 | -->'''Candyman:''' Allow me at least a kiss. |
| 892 | -->'''Freddy Krueger:''' [[Film/Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet4TheDreamMaster WANNA SUCK FACE?!]] |
| 893 | [[/folder]] |
| 894 | |
| 895 | [[folder:''Carrie'']] |
| 896 | * "Oh, sure, give me a boner and then have your period. Just like my ex." (Jeremy is slapped) "Ow ... sorry." (He is slapped again) |
| 897 | * "I wonder how many dislikes I can get with a Jerry Sandusky reference here." |
| 898 | * The various "movie reinforces the idea that when a woman is on her period" sins. |
| 899 | * "If she's doing to Billy what I think she's doing, she shouldn't be able to speak that clearly." |
| 900 | * "Billy inspires Larry the Cable Guy's catchphrase." *ding* |
| 901 | [[/folder]] |
| 902 | |
| 903 | [[folder:''Cast Away'']] |
| 904 | * Jeremy points out every instance of the Fed Ex product placement throughout the film. |
| 905 | * This bit: |
| 906 | --->'''Kelly:''' I got something for you for Christmas. |
| 907 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Is it something on the nose like a watch? Boy, I hope it's a watch. |
| 908 | * When a plane engine nearly hits Chuck on his way to the island, Jeremy cracks up at all the conveniences going on. |
| 909 | * When Chuck goes through the wallet of the dead pilot: |
| 910 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} Necro-steal-ia.]] |
| 911 | * "Goddamn it, Mother Nature, did you overdo it on the coconut security?!" |
| 912 | * Jeremy throws up at the sight of Chuck's wounded leg. |
| 913 | * Jeremy points out that, despite Chuck's struggle, he [[TakeThat still does better than most contestants on Naked and Afraid.]] |
| 914 | ** Later, in the outtakes, Chuck is shown [[BrickJoke with a PSR of 6.8.]] |
| 915 | * When Chuck returns to civilisation and is greeted by his co-workers: |
| 916 | --->'''Party Goer:''' Hey, Chuck, next weekend you and I should catch up on that fishing. |
| 917 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Man, f*ck THIS guy. |
| 918 | * The last sin: |
| 919 | --->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is long and all but at least it's shorter than ''Film/{{The Last|Jedi}} [[TakeThat Jedi]].'' |
| 920 | [[/folder]] |
| 921 | |
| 922 | [[folder:''Cats'']] |
| 923 | * The title of the video: Everything Wrong With Cats in 18 [[{{Pun}} Meow-utes]] or less. |
| 924 | ** The description of the video gets in on the fun too: |
| 925 | --->'''Video Description:''' You guys thought we wouldn't sin this, but we did! And boy are we glad we did, because this is OHMYGODTERRIBLEHOLYSH*TAWFULHOWTHEF*CKDIDITGETMADE bad. It's bad. Bad bad bad. And full of sins! |
| 926 | * As soon as the first cat shows up on screen: |
| 927 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ohhhhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no.]] I KNEW the effects in this movie were going to be sh*tty. I think everyone knew that. But it's like the difference being TOLD a chicken wing is hot and eating it. Nothing can prepare you for this! |
| 928 | * During the opening number: |
| 929 | --->'''Jeremy:''' God DAMN, is this opening number annoying. Between the blaring synth horns, the creepy humanoid cats circling around and this f*cker struggling in the bag, F***CK! I'M ADDING ''20'' SINS ALREADY FOR THIS MOVIE PISSING ME OFF. |
| 930 | * Immediately after, when Victoria first appears: |
| 931 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[MoodWhiplash Hey, is that Taylor Swift?]] |
| 932 | * This bit: |
| 933 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Dude sings the line "Can you say that your bark is worse than your bite". Did he forget he was in a movie called "Cats"?! |
| 934 | * This: |
| 935 | --->'''Cat chorus:''' Jellicles can and Jellicles do! |
| 936 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Great. Their immediate response to this poor lady cat being dumped in a f*cking alleyway is to brag about how awesome they are. [[TakeThat It's like being dropped outside the sidewalk and DJ Khaled walks up.]] |
| 937 | * During the opening number, Jeremy calls up Chris to see if Cats is a horror movie. The two have a long conversation while footage from the movie runs in the background. |
| 938 | * [[RecycledINSPACE "It's Moulin Rouge BUT WITH CATS!]]" |
| 939 | * This bit: |
| 940 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag The director said "Let's have you JUGGLE apples to make you look like a TRUE asshole!"]] |
| 941 | * Jeremy proclaims that he is on [[MemeticMutation "Team Free The Butthole"]], but he then immediately notes that the cats, whether they are male or female, should have nipples. He then proceeds to demand the "Nipple Cut" be released. |
| 942 | * Jeremy is left speechless during Jennyanydots' number: |
| 943 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat WHAT. THE. F*CK?!]] |
| 944 | * This: |
| 945 | --->'''Rum Tum Tugger:''' With the cockroaches dancing and the mice singing... |
| 946 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Someone told Music/JasonDerulo to do a British accent. Whoever suggested that shouldn't just be fired from the movie ''BUT FROM LIFE.'' |
| 947 | * "Somehow, these f*cking cats have been transported to the club from ''Film/TronLegacy''. If Michael Sheen shows up and makes at least some of this movie watchable, I'll remove sins so fast it'll make the counter's head spin." |
| 948 | * When Bustopher lands on a stoop the wrong way: |
| 949 | --->'''Jeremy:''' That's a balls joke, ladies and gentlemen. This movie [[InsultToRocks is lower than a Shrek sequel!]] |
| 950 | * This bit: |
| 951 | --->'''Bustopher:''' You can't say "Tames" because it rhymes with "aims". It's the River Thames. |
| 952 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat British people.]] |
| 953 | "This circle dancing with no plot advancement goes on for some time. Ha, ha, ha! Like this movie HAS plot advancement!" |
| 954 | * This: |
| 955 | --->'''Victoria:''' I never knew I'd love this world they let me into...\ |
| 956 | '''Jeremy:''' You've been here for a couple of hours at the most! Maybe there's a seedy underbelly to the jellicles that you don't know about. Maybe they're going to sacrifice you to the full moon! |
| 957 | * This bit: |
| 958 | --->'''Gus:''' I've never played the Egyptian before. \ |
| 959 | '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist!]] |
| 960 | * During the climatic number, when catnip is sprayed over the audience: |
| 961 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I'm pretty sure this is how Tay-Tay gets her audiences hyped up.]] |
| 962 | * This: |
| 963 | --->'''Jeremy:''' I would f*ck every cat in this performance to speed the movie up. (''{{Beat}}'') Also, I would f*ck every cat in this performance just because. |
| 964 | * This bit: |
| 965 | --->'''Rumpleteazer:''' It was only a bit of fun!\ |
| 966 | '''Jeremy:''' No. Have you even ''seen'' this movie?! |
| 967 | * For all the movie's faults, Jeremy admits that the film's version of Memory still gets to him. He even contemplates removing a sin "but I'm too mad to care." |
| 968 | * This: |
| 969 | --->'''Old Deuteronomy:''' You truly are a jellicle cat.\ |
| 970 | '''Jeremy:''' OH, F*CK YOU, LADY! BASED ON F*CKING WHAT?! She didn't do anything remotely jellicle, WHICH BY THE WAY, you ''STILL'' haven't defined! |
| 971 | * The final sin, as Victoria and Old Deuteronomy nuzzle: |
| 972 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Wait, [[LesYay THEY'RE going to f*ck?! I'm definitely not against it. I just hope they can show it!]] |
| 973 | * One of the outtakes splices [[Film/AClockworkOrange Alex DeLarge]] into the milk bar scene. |
| 974 | [[/folder]] |
| 975 | |
| 976 | [[folder:''Charlie & The Chocolate Factory'']] |
| 977 | * The first sin of the video? |
| 978 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists]]. |
| 979 | * "Man, Wonka must have slipped past the FDA to make his candy." |
| 980 | * This bit: |
| 981 | --->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Willy Wonka was a genius. |
| 982 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Look, if he can do all the stuff we've seen, he's more like a wizard. Or, the way Depp portrays him, [[TakeThat he's Satan]]. |
| 983 | * This: |
| 984 | --->'''Narrator:''' And that very same night... |
| 985 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him! |
| 986 | * When Veruca finds the golden ticket: |
| 987 | --->'''Grandpa Joe:''' That man has spoiled his daughter and nothing good ever comes from a spoiled child, Charlie. |
| 988 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Someone hasn't been Keeping Up With the Kardashians.]] |
| 989 | * "This puppet carousel is the perfect metaphor for this movie. [[TakeThat It's plastic and fake and annoying and quickly goes up in flames.]]" |
| 990 | * Jeremy spends much of the video getting increasingly frightened of Depp's version of Wonka. |
| 991 | * During the reveal of the main room: |
| 992 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Come with me...and you'll be...in a world of]] [[TakeThat sh*tty imitation!]] |
| 993 | * Jeremy immediately calls out that all of the Oompa-Loompas look the same. |
| 994 | * This bit: |
| 995 | --->'''Mr. Salt:''' I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed. |
| 996 | --->'''Mike Teevee:''' Yeah, like they knew what was going to happen. |
| 997 | --->'''Jeremy:''' These snozzwangers would be excellent at Cinemasins. |
| 998 | * "[[Film/BlackPanther2018 Wonkanda Forever!]]" |
| 999 | * "Aw, man, they had to drag poor Christopher Lee into this, didn't they?" |
| 1000 | * This: |
| 1001 | --->'''Willy Wonka:''' Ooh, that squirrel looks like he's got a bad nut. |
| 1002 | --->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice That's why we nicknamed him Lance.]] |
| 1003 | * "I wish the writers of this movie had a glass elevator. There's so little time and so much that was interesting. [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Wait, strike that, reverse it.]]" |
| 1004 | [[/folder]] |
| 1005 | |
| 1006 | [[folder:''Chappie'']] |
| 1007 | * Jeremy can't let go of the fact Music/DieAntwoord was in the movie. |
| 1008 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This scene makes me remember that "I Fink U Freeky" video, which incidentally, you can see us sin on our Music Video Sins channel. Anyway, that video is a human rights violation that famously brought Nelson Mandela back from the grave to stop it, only to have his zombie heart seize when he saw it, requiring a second and more somber funeral. |
| 1009 | ** And a few minutes later: |
| 1010 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Chappie surveils the sleeping members of Die Antwoord and doesn't fink they're freeky. |
| 1011 | * When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]". |
| 1012 | * In TheStinger, "Still" by The Geto Boys is played over Chappie getting beaten by gang members, referencing the photocopier scene from ''Film/OfficeSpace''. |
| 1013 | [[/folder]] |
| 1014 | |
| 1015 | [[folder:''Chronicle'']] |
| 1016 | * This exchange in the video's Website/YouTube comments, between Max Landis (writer of ''Chronicle'') and [=CinemaSins=]: |
| 1017 | -->'''Landis:''' Hi, it's Max. I wrote this movie. This is the modern day equivalent of a Friar's Club Roast. Feel totally honored. Can't stop laughing. Also, f*ck you. And thank you. |
| 1018 | -->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Hey Max! Thanks for taking this the exact perfect way. Oh, and f*ck you too. |
| 1019 | [[/folder]] |
| 1020 | |
| 1021 | [[folder:''Citizen Kane'']] |
| 1022 | * First line: |
| 1023 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Welp, guess we don't mind being hated. ''(removes five sins)'' |
| 1024 | * "EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE in this newspaper is about Charles Foster Kane. I feel like even if Babe f***ing Ruth died young, the paper would still have something about a robbery or a satanic ritual killing on the front page." |
| 1025 | * "Also, how many times is this [newsreel footage] going to switch from text to narration? This is an expositional pretzel!... it's nine minutes of expretzelsition!" |
| 1026 | * Jeremy referring to one man in the newsreel as "This [[GeniusBonus McCarthy]]-looking motherf*cker". |
| 1027 | * Over a shot of Kane standing next to Hitler: |
| 1028 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Charles Foster Kane, the evil version of Forrest Gump. |
| 1029 | * "Oh yeah, I forgot that what we were watching was being read from this unpublished Thatcher memoir. 59 pages of which apparently included a symbolic passage of time as a sled got covered in snow." |
| 1030 | * "These guys merely SEE some women and all penis breaks loose." |
| 1031 | * Over the famously impressive wide shot of Kane addressing the vast audience at the campaign rally: "Hey... um... where is microphone?" |
| 1032 | -->'''Kane:''' I make no campaign promises! |
| 1033 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but you still have to have a platform, right? I mean, you can't expect an audience in 2016 to believe you can run for a major political office without any clear ideas, just reliant on brand recognition! |
| 1034 | * Over the now-ubiquitous shot of Kane clapping: |
| 1035 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Movie unintentionally inspires an overused Internet GIF, which it should totally have known it would do back in 1941. '' *ding*'' |
| 1036 | * "Without knowing you at all... if you build or live in a house with a fireplace you can f***ing stand in... you're an asshole." |
| 1037 | * Complaining about the "snow globe made me remember the name of my sled" scene: |
| 1038 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This is like me losing my Transformer collection as a kid and saying "''HASBRO...'' " on my deathbed." |
| 1039 | * The reporter says he hasn't found out 'much' about Rosebud: |
| 1040 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Dammit, Jerry. This is what you come back with? What are they going to do with this, Jerry? Call the narration guy back in to say ''(imitates portentous narrator voice)'' "What do we know about who [Kane] was? Not much. And what of his last word? Rosebud. [[ShaggyDogStory Do we know its true meaning? No]]." |
| 1041 | * One of the outtakes has the opera scene combined with ''Film/MissionImpossibleRogueNation''[='=]s opera fight scene. |
| 1042 | [[/folder]] |
| 1043 | |
| 1044 | [[folder:''Clash of the Titans'' (2010)]] |
| 1045 | * The first sin: |
| 1046 | -->'''Narrator:''' The first stories were written in the stars...\ |
| 1047 | '''Jeremy:''' Nebulation. |
| 1048 | * During the first appearance of adult Perseus: |
| 1049 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2010. Back when studios thought that Sam Worthington was a leading man...in 2018, more people know who Kevin Sorbo is. |
| 1050 | * This: |
| 1051 | -->'''Spyros:''' You have many questions. And I don't have many answers.\ |
| 1052 | '''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion I do know who Keiser Soze is, in case you need to know that.]] |
| 1053 | * This bit: |
| 1054 | -->'''Perseus:''' Who are they?!\ |
| 1055 | '''Spyros:''' Soldiers of Argo!\ |
| 1056 | '''Jeremy:''' Ar-go f*ck yourself. |
| 1057 | * Jeremy refers to Hades as "Aqua-Voldemort" several times throughout the video. |
| 1058 | * When we first see Zeus: |
| 1059 | -->'''Jeremy:'''[[RunningGag Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.]] |
| 1060 | * Upon realising that the movie reunited Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, Jeremy laments that it couldn't have been something "more dignified, like a ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast and Furious]]'' movie", or something better like a "delightful rom-com where a hat store owner and a tie store owner hate each other but both are in love with the same woman who makes the best Toad-In-A-Hole at the local pub." |
| 1061 | * This bit: |
| 1062 | -->'''Hades:''' Kill Perseus for me...and I will kill Zeus for you. \ |
| 1063 | '''Jeremy:''' This movie just turned into Throw Zeus From The Train. |
| 1064 | * This: |
| 1065 | -->'''Io:''' No man has ever flown on a Pegasus.\ |
| 1066 | '''Jeremy:''' All he has to do is [[ActorAllusion connect his hair-braid thing]] to him and he'll be flying with Zoe Saldana in no time. |
| 1067 | * At a shot of Perseus resisting the temptation to kill Calibos: |
| 1068 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, that's my reaction to when I have to resist masturbating too. |
| 1069 | * When Perseus is writhing from the poison, one of the soldiers asks what's wrong with him: |
| 1070 | -->'''Io:''' Venom. From Hades.\ |
| 1071 | '''Jeremy:''' Oh, [[Film/Venom2018 it]] wasn't that bad. Creator/TomHardy was kind of fun, and it was ''super'' ridiculous, but in the end... |
| 1072 | * This bit: |
| 1073 | -->'''Prokopion:''' We must pray to the one who showed us our sins!\ |
| 1074 | '''Jeremy:''' Nope. I'm not helping. |
| 1075 | * After Io declares that she knows the way to Medusa: |
| 1076 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Of course [[DeusExMachina you]] do. Why does no one question Io just showing up, translating Djinn and knowing the answer to everything when they don't? Is it just boners? ''[resigned]'' It's boners, isn't it? |
| 1077 | ** The subject of boners comes up again later, when Io is showing Perseus how to fight Medusa and the two end up in a suggestive position: |
| 1078 | --->'''Io:''' ''[places her hand over Perseus' heart]'' Ease your storm.\ |
| 1079 | '''Jeremy:''' Is this how they get those boners lasting for more than 6 hours to go away? ''It's not working!'' |
| 1080 | ** "Solon the Great Cock Blocker." Made even more hilarious by the fact that Jeremy pronounces the name "Sol'''o'''n" (like "so long!") instead of "S'''o'''lon". |
| 1081 | * Perseus' strategy for killing Medusa: |
| 1082 | -->'''Perseus:''' Trust your senses. Don't look that bitch in the eye.\ |
| 1083 | '''Jeremy:''' Perseus graduated from the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Freddy Kruger School of Name-Calling.]] |
| 1084 | * "Hey look! It's Perseus on Pegasus! You go tell Pythagoras and I'll go tell the missus!" |
| 1085 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 1086 | -->'''Prokopion:''' Good news!\ |
| 1087 | '''Professor Farnsworth:''' Good news, everyone! |
| 1088 | * One of the other outtakes: |
| 1089 | -->'''Io:''' There are gods among us.\ |
| 1090 | '''Winston:''' Ray, when someone asks if you're a god...YOU SAY "YES"! |
| 1091 | [[/folder]] |
| 1092 | |
| 1093 | [[folder:''Con Air'']] |
| 1094 | * This bit: |
| 1095 | -->'''Lawyer:''' You're looking at 10 years in prison time. With good behaviour, you'll be out in four. |
| 1096 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The most ludicrous thing in this ludicrous movie is the thought that a white guy would get this long of a sentence in Alabama.]] |
| 1097 | * Jeremy adds ''300 sins'' for Nicholas Cage's accent as Cameron and notes that "he's getting off lightly." |
| 1098 | * Jeremy points out a creepy looking painting in Cameron's cell and wonders if his daughter painted it. |
| 1099 | * At a shot of a prison guard carrying an enormous amount of handcuffs: |
| 1100 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Work at the 50 Shades convention", they said. "It'd be an easy 25 dollars.", they said. |
| 1101 | * This bit: |
| 1102 | -->'''Cyrus:''' What's the inflight movie? |
| 1103 | -->'''Guard:''' Oh, you'll like it. It's called "I'll never make love to a woman again"! |
| 1104 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, I guess I'm a prisoner too.]] |
| 1105 | * This: |
| 1106 | -->'''Cyrus:''' And if you ever tell anyone about this, the next wings you see will be the flies on your rotting corpse! |
| 1107 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I guess this line looked good on paper and Malkovich sells it pretty well but still...what the f*ck?! |
| 1108 | * When Cyrus hijacks the plane: |
| 1109 | -->'''Cyrus:''' I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air! |
| 1110 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll inmates!]] |
| 1111 | * When Poe throws Johnny 23 into a wall: |
| 1112 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Memphis VS Machete.]] |
| 1113 | * At one point, Jeremy doesn't say anything to sin the dialogue but merely replays it and lets it speak for itself. |
| 1114 | * Jeremy's reaction to the infamous line: |
| 1115 | -->'''Poe:''' Now why couldn't you just have put the bunny back in the box?! |
| 1116 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[{{Pun}} It was having a bad hare day!]] |
| 1117 | * This: |
| 1118 | -->'''Garson:''' I once drove through three states wearing a woman's head! |
| 1119 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Now how did that work?! Did he balance it on top of his head or maybe he took her...[[ActorAllusion face OFF!]] |
| 1120 | * This bit: |
| 1121 | -->'''Cyrus:''' My own provocitivities are penal lore... |
| 1122 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Tee-hee. Penal lore.]] |
| 1123 | * When Poe escapes an explosion by diving out a window: |
| 1124 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This movie gave reality the finger a few moments ago, assassinated it twenty minutes ago and right now is gleefully dry humping its corpse. |
| 1125 | * "Guns! Shooting! Explosions! Stuff breaking! Trucking! Excitement?!" |
| 1126 | * This: |
| 1127 | -->'''Baby-O:''' Pretty clever, right, bitch?! |
| 1128 | -->'''Cyrus:''' *shoots Baby-O in the chest* No, THAT'S clever! |
| 1129 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]] |
| 1130 | * An unexpected reference near the end of the video: |
| 1131 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I haven't seen gun handling this bad since [[Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace the policeman from Plan 9 From Outer Space.]] |
| 1132 | * At one point, the climax gets so stupid, [[INeedAFreakingDrink it drives Jeremy to drink.]] |
| 1133 | ** Jeremy cracks up when Cameron kills Diamond Dog by blowing him up with the motorcycle he’s riding on. |
| 1134 | [[/folder]] |
| 1135 | |
| 1136 | [[folder:''Corpse Bride'']] |
| 1137 | * The first sin: |
| 1138 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Johnny Depp and Helena Botham Carter together in a Tim Burton movie "cliche. |
| 1139 | * At a shot of a butterfly in a jar: |
| 1140 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "Help, I can't breathe! Are you done sketching me yet?!" |
| 1141 | * At the title screen: |
| 1142 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is NOT The Nightmare Before Christmas 2.]] |
| 1143 | * While the butterfly flitters around Victorian London, Jeremy sings the Forrest Gump theme. [[HollywoodToneDeaf BADLY.]] |
| 1144 | * This bit: |
| 1145 | -->'''Credit:''' DIRECTED BY TIM BURTON & MARK JOHNSON |
| 1146 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sharing the blame.]] Also, Henry Selick was all "I'll be on the couch watching Friends reruns if you need me!". |
| 1147 | * Jeremy [[ContinuityNod once again sins corsets.]] |
| 1148 | * This bit: |
| 1149 | -->'''Mr. Van Dort:''' And you must be Victoria. I say, you don't look a day over 20! |
| 1150 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty Insincere flattery.]] |
| 1151 | * "Even though it's animated, this Johnny Depp performance still feels [[TakeThat very over the top.]] |
| 1152 | * When the old priest continously smacks Victor on the head with his staff: |
| 1153 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, what a dick. |
| 1154 | ** Much later in the video: |
| 1155 | -->'''The Priest:''' She is speaking in tongues. Her mind has come undone, I fear! |
| 1156 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrickJoke Wow, what a f*cker.]] |
| 1157 | *** Finally culminates it: |
| 1158 | -->'''The Priest:''' Back! Back! BACK, I SAY! |
| 1159 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RuleofThree WOW, THIS GUY'S A F*CKER!]] |
| 1160 | * This: |
| 1161 | -->'''The Priest:''' This boy cannot be married until he is properly prepared! |
| 1162 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So, [[FridgeLogic the priest is refusing the wedding because the groom is clumsy?! Also, aren't ''YOU'' the one who's supposed to prepare him?]] |
| 1163 | * When Emily first appears: |
| 1164 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Corpse cleavage. I'd like to tell you I don't have a boner right now but... |
| 1165 | * Jeremy refers to the Land of the Dead as [[TakeThat Nightclub Transylvania]]. |
| 1166 | * When Victor [[PaperThinDisguise "disguises" himself as a corpse in a casket]]: |
| 1167 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This works. |
| 1168 | * When Scraps first appears: |
| 1169 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding Frankenweenie?!]] |
| 1170 | * This: |
| 1171 | -->'''Elder Gutnacht:''' Why would anyone want to go up there when people are dying to get down here?! |
| 1172 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Elder Gutnacht would be creepily excellent at Cinemasins.]] |
| 1173 | * Jeremy points out that since the spell is Ukranian, the words to come back should be in Ukrainain as well and [[HiddenDepths translates it to do so.]] |
| 1174 | * This bit: |
| 1175 | -->'''Emily:''' I've spent so long in the darkness, I've forgotten how beautiful the moonlight looks. |
| 1176 | -->'''Jeremy:''' But you were [[SuddenlyShouting LITERALLY UNDER THE MOONLIGHT WHEN YOU AROSE FROM THE GROUND AND HAD TO CHASE DOWN VICTOR.]] |
| 1177 | * This: |
| 1178 | -->'''Victor:''' She's not even alive! Look. |
| 1179 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I like how Victor thinks that helps his case. "Yeah, honey, I cheated on you but it was with a dead body so...make-up sex?" |
| 1180 | * During Emily's song: |
| 1181 | -->'''Emily:''' I can touch a burning candle and not feel the flame... |
| 1182 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[FridgeLogic But you can still catch on fire, right? I can't see how that's a plus in your favor.]] |
| 1183 | * This: |
| 1184 | -->'''Victoria:''' He has a corpse bride! |
| 1185 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] |
| 1186 | * This bit: |
| 1187 | -->'''Von Barken:''' When once is alone, wealth counts for naught. |
| 1188 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Yeah, tell that to Jaden Smith.]] |
| 1189 | * After Emily and Victor enjoy a piano duet: |
| 1190 | -->'''Emily:''' Pardon my enthusiasm. |
| 1191 | -->'''Victor:''' I like your...enthusiasm. |
| 1192 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Aw...EWWWWWW! |
| 1193 | * This bit: |
| 1194 | -->'''Skeleton:''' Women! You can't live with em! |
| 1195 | -->'''Jeremy:''' How does a skeleton get drunk? And I know, you're going to say "But Jeremy, it's just a stupid joke" but that's this entire movie! |
| 1196 | * Jeremy snaps when Victor chooses to commit suicide to marry Emily, launching into a long list of reasons why that makes no sense from a narrative standpoint. |
| 1197 | * This: |
| 1198 | -->'''Mr. Bonejangles:''' I love me a girl with meat on her bones! |
| 1199 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence A skeleton who's duty it is is to rock that booty.]] I am both repulsed and turned on. Shame on you, movie, for making me feel those feelings. |
| 1200 | * This bit: |
| 1201 | -->'''Old Woman:''' Henry?! You've been dead for fifteen years! |
| 1202 | -->'''Henry:''' [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a-]] |
| 1203 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag SKIP!]] |
| 1204 | * [[ARareSentence "This is the most boring sword-fork fight in the history of movies.]]" |
| 1205 | * One of the outtakes plays [[{{Film/Beetlejuice}} Otho's encantation when the dead return to the land of the living.]] |
| 1206 | * Another outtake: |
| 1207 | -->'''Skeleton:''' [[Film/ReturnoftheLivingDead Brains! More brains!]] |
| 1208 | [[/folder]] |
| 1209 | |
| 1210 | [[folder:''Cowboys & Aliens'']] |
| 1211 | * Jeremy refers to Jake as [[ActorAllusion Double O Stetson]] throughout the video. |
| 1212 | * This bit: |
| 1213 | -->'''Ted:''' This coffee's terrible. |
| 1214 | -->'''Roy:''' Next time, you make the coffee, Ted! |
| 1215 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actual dialogue from this movie.]] |
| 1216 | * The RunningGag about how the movie can't decide which genre to steal from and ultimately pays homage to neither. |
| 1217 | * Every time Nat [[DullSurprise has a line]] in the movie, Jeremy responds with: |
| 1218 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Adam Beach, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1219 | * During an impossible stunt: |
| 1220 | -->'''Jeremy:''' If John Ford directed a Fast and Furious movie. |
| 1221 | * This: |
| 1222 | -->'''Woodrow:''' I was their prisoner! Now I'm their guest?! |
| 1223 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat They inserted what Harrison Ford was saying about this scene in the actual movie.]] |
| 1224 | * "Horses! Mountains! Camoflagued alien headquarters! Excitement?" |
| 1225 | * When the aliens use thermal vision to track the cowboys: |
| 1226 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Cowboys and Predators. |
| 1227 | * When the alien rocket is destroyed: |
| 1228 | -->'''Jeremy:''' But wait, won't the scouts come back and look for their fallen comrades? I guess that was going to be in the sequel. [[HaHaHaNo Hahahahahahaha. They thought they were going to get a sequel.]] |
| 1229 | [[/folder]] |
| 1230 | |
| 1231 | [[folder:''Crazy Rich Asians'']] |
| 1232 | * "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Classless classist caricature condescends cartoonishly, consequently creating character's completely comforting comeuppance cliche.]]" |
| 1233 | * This bit: |
| 1234 | -->'''Nick:''' I'm going to Singapore for my spring break. |
| 1235 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Singapore Spring Break sounds like the title of an 80's sex comedy that would have starred Rob Lowe and Johnny Depp and I'm sure there's a cross-dressing scene at one point. |
| 1236 | * This: |
| 1237 | -->'''Subtitle:''' Singapore |
| 1238 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} More like SINGA-RICH, right?!]] |
| 1239 | ** Jeremy then claims he would have removed 500 sins if they went to Australia instead. |
| 1240 | * At a shot of a statue: |
| 1241 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence A vomiting mer-lion.]] |
| 1242 | * Jeremy is so confused by the bizarre character Goh Wye Mun that he's left speechless and just decides to sin it and move on. |
| 1243 | * This: |
| 1244 | -->'''Goh Peik Lin''': They're not just rich, they're crazy rich. |
| 1245 | -->'''Jeremy:''' 2/3s of a [[RunningGag Roll Credits. Roll Creds?]] |
| 1246 | * This bit: |
| 1247 | -->'''Constance:''' Why would they need to ring a Cambodian gong? |
| 1248 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Because they couldn't find a rimshot?]] |
| 1249 | * At one point, a location title is so big, Jeremy mistakes it for being a title to another movie. |
| 1250 | -->'''Subtitle:''' International Waters |
| 1251 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh boy, this International Waters movie sounds really good. Did Renny Harlin direct it?! |
| 1252 | * Jeremy notices a FunnyBackgroundEvent looking like something more out of a Zucker Brothers movie rather than a romantic comedy. |
| 1253 | * During a conversation scene, Jeremy doesn't just [[RunningGag skip]] the scene. He also "[[TabletopGame/{{UNO}} Double Skip, Draw Two, Draw Four and I change it to a color I don't even have so I can throw another Draw Four on it next time around!]]" which adds 10 sins. |
| 1254 | [[/folder]] |
| 1255 | |
| 1256 | [[folder:''The Crow'']] |
| 1257 | * The [=YouTube=] description: |
| 1258 | -->'''[=YouTube=] Description''': The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. [[BlackComedy Well, not there on set.]] But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I recognized how sinful it was. |
| 1259 | * The first sin of the movie? [[TakeThat Miramax.]] |
| 1260 | * This bit: |
| 1261 | -->'''Sarah:''' People say that when a person dies, a crow comes to carry its soul to the land of the dead. |
| 1262 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Only five people, though. Also, [[RunningGag Crowrration.]] |
| 1263 | * Immediately followed by: |
| 1264 | -->'''Sarah:''' And there will be an immense sadness until the soul can rest. |
| 1265 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheNeverendingStory And there will no more Fantasia.]] |
| 1266 | * Jeremy's comments on Eric's last name: |
| 1267 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and Raven Symone. |
| 1268 | * When Eric is brought back from the dead: |
| 1269 | -->'''Jeremy:''' They should have sent him a note tied to this crow's feet. "Hey Eric! Welcome to the wonderful world of revenge! We sell three tiers of revenge packages! You want to kill Dave from the third grade? Because you can kill Dave from the third grade!" |
| 1270 | * When Eric steps down some stairs in an alleyway, Jeremy wonders if [[CallBack Kim Basinger and Mickey Roarke just had sex there.]] |
| 1271 | * As Eric puts on his makeup while The Cure plays, Jeremy declares the scene the birth of the Emo movement. |
| 1272 | * When Eric lets out a wicked laugh, Jeremy responds with one of his own which manages to be ''even creepier''. |
| 1273 | * This: |
| 1274 | -->'''Sarah:''' I wish the rain would stop, just once! |
| 1275 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So do I, but this is sadly the norm for 90's thrillers. |
| 1276 | * At one point, Jeremy wonders if George R.R Martin stole ideas from this for Game of Thrones but then realises that the movie came out in 1994 while the first book was written in 1996. [[TakeThat "He doesn't write THAT fast."]] |
| 1277 | * Jeremy repeatingly refers to Grange as [[ActorAllusion Candyman]] throughout the movie. |
| 1278 | * At a shot of kids in Halloween masks: |
| 1279 | -->'''Jeremy:''' They should have just rereleased this movie into theatres as The First Purge instead of that movie we got last year. |
| 1280 | * The RunningGag of Jeremy counting how many [[SpecialEffectFailure poorly composited falling scenes]] there are throughout the film. |
| 1281 | * When Top Dollar talks about setting a bunch of fires and profiting off it, Jeremy starts wondering if the man sells insurance or maybe drywall if he's somehow profiting from doing nothing but committing arson. |
| 1282 | [[/folder]] |
| 1283 | |
| 1284 | [[folder:''The Dark Crystal'']] |
| 1285 | * At the opening of the film: |
| 1286 | -->'''Narrator''': Another world. |
| 1287 | -->'''Jeremy''': General Hospital. The Young & The Restless. These are the Days of Our Lives. |
| 1288 | * At the TitleDrop which is immediately followed by the title appearing: |
| 1289 | -->'''Narrator''': Their fate: the dark crystal. |
| 1290 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits. Drive safe. Don't forget to tip your bartender!]] |
| 1291 | * This bit: |
| 1292 | -->'''The Master''': When the three suns meet... |
| 1293 | ** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to the opening title sequence]] of Series/MyThreeSons. |
| 1294 | * Immediately followed by: |
| 1295 | -->'''The Master''': If not, Skeksis rule forever... |
| 1296 | -->'''Jeremy''': What? You mean all 9 of them? Do Skeksis suddenly start reproducing when the 3 suns [[BrickJoke (the video cuts back to the My Three Sons opening before continuing as normal)]] meet? |
| 1297 | * This: |
| 1298 | -->'''The Master''': I should have told you these things long ago. |
| 1299 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This Dying Mystic Master Guy would be excellent at CinemaSins.]] |
| 1300 | * At the dying Skeksis: |
| 1301 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Movie aimed at children aims to give them]] [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]] for the next 20+ years. |
| 1302 | * Jeremy does a surprisingly good acapella version of the [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Amok Time music]] when 2 Skeksis fight with swords. |
| 1303 | * At a [[FanDisservice Naked Skeksis]]: |
| 1304 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[WaxingLyrical I'm too Skeksis for my shirt, too Skeksis for my shirt...]] |
| 1305 | * At a shot of animated bats soaring through the skies: |
| 1306 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectFailure Somewhere a rotoscoped Thomas and Martha Wayne are getting stabbed by a poorly animated knife.]] |
| 1307 | * When a bird falls out of the sky: |
| 1308 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Dark Crystal Tales: The Birdemic.]] |
| 1309 | * The RunningGag of Jeremy listing the increasing number of franchises that the movie steals from. |
| 1310 | * Jeremy gets very weary of [[TheScrappy Fizzgig]] quickly and shouts insults at it. |
| 1311 | ** Later, when Fizzgig gets thrown into a pit by a Skeksis: |
| 1312 | -->'''Jeremy''': Oh, thank Christ. |
| 1313 | * When Jen, Fizzgig and Kira enter the castle entrance, shaping like a mouth: |
| 1314 | -->'''Jeremy''': Three in the mouth both describes this scene AND [[CrossesTheLineTwice my last sexual encounter.]] |
| 1315 | * Jeremy increasingly gets annoyed at how slow the Mystics move, at one point berating them for "underestimating their speed." |
| 1316 | * At a shot of the Mystics slowly trudging up to the castle: |
| 1317 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Sneaky!]] |
| 1318 | [[/folder]] |
| 1319 | |
| 1320 | [[folder:''Dark Shadows'']] |
| 1321 | * When Jeremy sees that Barnabas didn't fall in love with Creator/EvaGreen, he questions who the true antagonist is. |
| 1322 | * "Creator/ChristopherLee is only in this movie for [[OneSceneWonder 30 seconds.]]" *''ding''* |
| 1323 | * "[[RetroactiveRecognition Thanks, Gilly]], from Series/GameOfThrones!" |
| 1324 | * When Victoria claims that her parents sent her to an asylum to avoid having a daughter that was "different". |
| 1325 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is in every f*cking Creator/TimBurton movie! [[CreatorThumbprint Every one of them!]] |
| 1326 | [[/folder]] |
| 1327 | |
| 1328 | [[folder:''Days of Thunder'']] |
| 1329 | * Jeremy questions how the defending champion in the movie is named Rowdy Burns: |
| 1330 | -->"Why didn't you just call him Hick Speed, or Huckleberry Swift, or Darty [=McWhitetrash=]?" |
| 1331 | * Jeremy questions the story credit in the opening credits: "Story by Creator/RobertTowne and Creator/TomCruise": |
| 1332 | -->"How is there a 'story by' credit in this movie? It's f*cking racing!" ''[ding]'' "Also, guy who wrote ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'' teams with megastar to write a movie about racing." ''[another ding]'' |
| 1333 | * This: |
| 1334 | -->'''NASCAR Official:''' We ended up looking like a monkey fu*king a football out there!\ |
| 1335 | '''Jeremy:''' Having seen many, many monkeys fu*king many, many footballs, I'm going to have to disagree with you. |
| 1336 | * When one of the NASCAR bigshots is chewing out the two rival drivers for their stunts on the track: |
| 1337 | -->'''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\ |
| 1338 | '''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\ |
| 1339 | '''NASCAR Official:''' When the Japs--\ |
| 1340 | '''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\ |
| 1341 | '''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\ |
| 1342 | '''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\ |
| 1343 | '''NASCAR Official:''' I'm gonna black-flag the two of ya--\ |
| 1344 | '''Jeremy:''' That's... hmm... You know, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and say that's racist. ''[ding]''[[note]]In racing, colored flags are used to indicate various track and driver status. In NASCAR, a black flag basically means "pull your car into the pits ASAP, something's wrong". Can be for mechanical failure that makes the vehicle unsafe on the track or for the driver misbehaving in a way that the officials need to have a word with him.[[/note]] |
| 1345 | [[/folder]] |
| 1346 | |
| 1347 | [[folder:''Dear John'']] |
| 1348 | * The [[https://clubw.com/ ClubW]] ad. |
| 1349 | [[/folder]] |
| 1350 | |
| 1351 | [[folder:''Death Race 2000'']] |
| 1352 | * "Discount Creator/SylvesterStallone" … when the ''actual'' Stallone appears on screen. |
| 1353 | * "Where's Annie right now? … ''Ohhhhhhhhh…''" |
| 1354 | * (After a racer ''finally'' hits a man who'd been standing still) "He must've made the mistake of moving." |
| 1355 | * "In the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!" "That's [[{{Pun}} racist]]." |
| 1356 | [[/folder]] |
| 1357 | |
| 1358 | [[folder:''Death Wish'']] |
| 1359 | * "Hawaii! Airport! [[MoodWhiplash DEATH WISH!]]" |
| 1360 | * Jeremy sins the L train for no apparent reason. |
| 1361 | * "Discount Creator/JeffGoldblum" shows up when Goldblum makes his appearance as one of the punks. |
| 1362 | * "Death Wish: Tutorial Mode!" |
| 1363 | * This: |
| 1364 | -->'''Extra''': Man, that has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen. |
| 1365 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat These random goofballs managed to travel in time to see the 2018 Death Wish!]] |
| 1366 | * At the mismatched soundtrack, we get: |
| 1367 | -->'''Jeremy''': Why are we playing porn music right now? |
| 1368 | * During the final shot with the iconic finger guns: |
| 1369 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[MoodWhiplash Ha ha ha, I murdered a lot of people in the past few weeks for minor offences without any info on their backgrounds or any remorse for my actions! Ha ha ha!]] |
| 1370 | [[/folder]] |
| 1371 | |
| 1372 | [[folder:''Deep Blue Sea'']] |
| 1373 | * At the title card: |
| 1374 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Phew, for a second there I thought that said "Deep Blue Something" and was afraid this'd be 100 minutes of the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's". I do not want to relive 1995!]] |
| 1375 | * "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Sharks can detect wine from a hundred feet away. They're one of the most dangerous alcoholic predators in the ocean!"]] |
| 1376 | * This bit: |
| 1377 | -->'''Janice''': He doesn't speak full sentences. Usually, he just nods. |
| 1378 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Can I get a third option where he's not in the movie?]] |
| 1379 | * At the appearance of a floppy disk: |
| 1380 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, you know this movie was made in 1999 when you see stuff like this! I mean, [[BaitandSwitch Saffron Burrows? Come on...]] |
| 1381 | * The RunningGag about Jeremy's disbelief that the shark scientists are trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's as their motivation for testing on sharks. |
| 1382 | * Jeremy theorises that the sharks plan to "get ahold of nuclear weapons and take over Mars" with their newfound intelligence. |
| 1383 | * "LL Cool J outswims a shark. I don't think he could outrun a shark on land." |
| 1384 | * This bit: |
| 1385 | -->'''Jeremy''': Shark POV does not contain Terminator style data flashing on screen. |
| 1386 | * Jeremy winds up laughing his ass off at Russel's [[SignatureScene death]] and actually removes 3 sins for it. |
| 1387 | * During an action scene, Jeremy sums up the dialogue thusly: |
| 1388 | -->'''Jeremy''': Blah blah, hero stuff, blah blah, scary sharks, blah blah, save the day, blah blah, pad out the runtime. |
| 1389 | * This: |
| 1390 | -->'''Preacher''': Man, [[BlackDudeDiesFirst brothers never make it out of situations like this]]. |
| 1391 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Situations are racist.]] |
| 1392 | * Jeremy's hilarious reaction to the [[SoBadItsGood credits song]]: |
| 1393 | -->'''LL Cool J''': Deepest! Bluest! My hat is like a shark's fin! |
| 1394 | -->'''Jeremy''': Live by these words, gents. |
| 1395 | [[/folder]] |
| 1396 | |
| 1397 | [[folder:''Déjà Vu'']] |
| 1398 | * "In my Deja View if he just got a Deja Clue about that we already Deja Knew to be Deja True, then I'm taking this Deja Clue to be Deja Through with this Deja-Poo and offer a big Deja-BOOOOOO." |
| 1399 | [[/folder]] |
| 1400 | |
| 1401 | [[folder:''Dirty Dancing'']] |
| 1402 | * "Foot fetish." |
| 1403 | * When Johnny asks what Baby is doing at the resort's dance floor and she answers that she answers that she is bringing in watermelons for the staff there. |
| 1404 | -->'''Jeremy:''' It was a plot device to get inside the sexy forbidden house. God knows why this party needs watermelons. |
| 1405 | * "Baby is being taken through a [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland ride]] of plot developments. Everywhere she goes, there's someone who just happens to be crying or yelling about something that will be important later." |
| 1406 | [[/folder]] |
| 1407 | |
| 1408 | [[folder:''Divergent'']] |
| 1409 | * "...Also, what kind of test do the other factions give their new recruits? Do they all have secondary tests? In Candor, are they like, [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail 'What... is your favorite color?' 'Red-no yellow-aaaaagh!!']]???" (''*ding*'') |
| 1410 | * Early on: |
| 1411 | -->'''Tris:''' But what was my result?\ |
| 1412 | '''Tori:''' Abnegation, and Erudite, and Dauntless.\ |
| 1413 | '''Jeremy:''' But not truthful enough to be in Candor, you lying whore. |
| 1414 | * This: |
| 1415 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this movie is one "I am your father" revelation away from literally being the most cliché movie I've ever seen.\ |
| 1416 | '''Tris:''' Marcus had a son.\ |
| 1417 | '''Jeremy:''' F*ck! |
| 1418 | * At one point where the hero and villain are ''very'' close, Jeremy shouts "MAKE OUT WITH HER ALREADY." |
| 1419 | [[/folder]] |
| 1420 | |
| 1421 | [[folder:''Django Unchained'']] |
| 1422 | * TheStinger. |
| 1423 | -->'''Django:''' How many niggers you think you've seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand?\ |
| 1424 | '''Jeremy:''' The number of slaves Stephen has seen come and go is definitely [[MemeticMutation over nine thousand]]. ''[DING!]'' |
| 1425 | [[/folder]] |
| 1426 | |
| 1427 | [[folder:''Doctor Sleep'']] |
| 1428 | * This bit: |
| 1429 | -->'''Rose''': You're wondering why I'm wearing a funny hat. |
| 1430 | -->'''Jeremy''': No, I'm wondering why you're not at rehearsal with the other 3 Non-Blondes. |
| 1431 | * When the film reuses footage from The Shining: |
| 1432 | -->'''Jeremy''': The Shining 2: [[SequelSnark Even Shinier!]] |
| 1433 | * This: |
| 1434 | -->'''Halloran:''' I want you to have this box. Keep it. Get to know every detail of it... |
| 1435 | -->'''Jeremy''': Huh, my extremely detailed-oriented college girlfriend said the same thing on our third date. |
| 1436 | * Jeremy wonders why the bathtub ghost appears old and gnarled as "Daddy Jack got at least 90 seconds of hot supermodel action!" |
| 1437 | * At one point, Jeremy sins [[HypocriticalHumor "talking at the movies"]]. |
| 1438 | * When the cult appears out of nowhere: |
| 1439 | -->'''Jeremy:''' 80% of these assholes' job is to suddenly sneak up on their victims and stand in a semicircle. |
| 1440 | * "[[ARareSentence Shotgunning the essence of a little girl.]] [[LampshadeHanging Yes, it's as funky as it sounds.]]" |
| 1441 | * This: |
| 1442 | -->'''Patient:''' Doctor Sleep?! |
| 1443 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Credi-zzzzzzzzzzz...]] |
| 1444 | * Jeremy cracks up at Ryan's path home in a dusty cornfield, wondering how he hadn't been captured already. |
| 1445 | * When the words "Baseball Boy" appear on a wall: |
| 1446 | -->'''Jeremy''': Hey, I thought Rama already did that a couple of years ago in The Raid 2! |
| 1447 | * This bit: |
| 1448 | -->'''Abra''': How's the book coming along? |
| 1449 | -->'''Dave''': Pretty good. |
| 1450 | -->'''Jeremy''': OF COURSE, he's a writer! This is a Stephen King story, after all! |
| 1451 | * This: |
| 1452 | -->'''Danny''': When I was young...I didn't understand the Shining. |
| 1453 | -->'''Jeremy''': Me either. I thought it was about a guy with an axe who threw a ball at the wall all day and was parodied on The Simpsons. |
| 1454 | * This bit: |
| 1455 | -->'''Halloran''': It's good to see you again, Doc! |
| 1456 | -->'''Danny''': Dick?! |
| 1457 | -->'''Jeremy''': Dick, say hello to Doc. Doc? Dick. |
| 1458 | * At first, Jeremy feels sad for Grandpa Flick's death, then realises that Grandpa Flick is a child killer and adds a sin for the movie making him feel that way. |
| 1459 | * Jeremy wonders how the phone call about Brad's death went: |
| 1460 | -->'''Jeremy''': Hello, officer? I recieved a magical transmission that one of your young residents was brutally tortured and murdered by a pack of wild ghost soul vampires, and then I found his exact location and partially dug him up. OK, bye. |
| 1461 | ** Later, when Dave is found dead, Jeremy ponders another note: |
| 1462 | -->'''Jeremy''' Hey, Abra was taken by steampunk vampires and your husband's dead. Milk in the fridge is still good though. XOXO. |
| 1463 | * When The True Knot shoot at Danny: |
| 1464 | -->'''Jeremy''' Magical battle between the forces of good and evil somehow turn into a motherf*cking episode of 24. |
| 1465 | * During one of the driving scenes: |
| 1466 | -->'''Jeremy''' F***ck, I think the movie "The Road" had less footage of roads! |
| 1467 | * Jeremy thinks that the scene where Jack Torrance returns as the bartender is awesome, but gives it a sin for [[SpecialEffectFailure his appearance.]] |
| 1468 | * When the camera pans to Room 257: |
| 1469 | -->'''Jeremy''' I'm starting to think that's the only room in the hotel. |
| 1470 | * The BonusRound which consists of everytime a character says "doc" or "doctor" in the movie, punctuated by Bugs Bunny. |
| 1471 | [[/folder]] |
| 1472 | |
| 1473 | [[folder:''Dolittle'']] |
| 1474 | * After the usual [[RunningGag logo and Comcast related sins]]: |
| 1475 | -->'''Polynesia:''' There was once a peculiar doctor named Dolittle... |
| 1476 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Aninarration.]] |
| 1477 | * Jeremy points out how creepy it is that Dolittle has a hedge maze, noting that [[Film/TheShining "he knows of a guy who froze to death in one of those."]] |
| 1478 | * This bit: |
| 1479 | -->'''Polynesia:''' His days belonged to the animals but his heart belonged to one woman... |
| 1480 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Celibacy. |
| 1481 | * At one point, Jeremy decides that, instead of sinning the movie, he will instead describe the animals on-screen behaviour like David Attenbourgh. |
| 1482 | * [[ARareSentence "Interrupting a good butterfly orgy.]]" |
| 1483 | ** This film is a goldmine for strange sins: |
| 1484 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Incomplete mice chess sets!]] |
| 1485 | * This bit: |
| 1486 | -->'''Dolittle:''' This is a NIGHTMARE! |
| 1487 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Robert Downey Jr's thoughts on Day One of shooting the film somehow make it into the final product!]] |
| 1488 | * This: |
| 1489 | -->'''Jip:''' Haven't done this in a while! |
| 1490 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So [[FridgeHorror the surgical instruments and the room probably aren't sterile at all, meaning that this poor squirrel will be given a horrible infection from the surgery that will provide him great pain and possible death.]] [[MoodWhiplash Yay, kids movie!]] |
| 1491 | * This bit: |
| 1492 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Sterlize the scalpels. Do not lick any instruments. |
| 1493 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Look, I know they're animals but if you have to instruct the staff not to ''LICK'' the surgical equipment, you need a new staff. |
| 1494 | * This: |
| 1495 | -->'''Baby Lion:''' -Express emotional stability. |
| 1496 | -->'''Jeremy:''' AHHH! [[TakeThat Sudden Live-Action Simba!]] |
| 1497 | ** Immediately followed with: |
| 1498 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Also, I know this is supposed to be cute but [[SpecialEffectFailure I'm getting major Twilight baby vibes from this lion.]] |
| 1499 | * When Dolittle and Plimpton knock off knight statues: |
| 1500 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This reminds me of the same sh*t in the BFG.]] End of sin. |
| 1501 | * This: |
| 1502 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Did you see where they went? |
| 1503 | -->'''Octopus:''' Snitches get stitches, man! |
| 1504 | -->'''Jeremy: (sounding like he's trying not to laugh)''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Street-smart aquatic life...]] |
| 1505 | * "Is this movie basically just [[CanonWelding Sherlock Holmes: The Dolittle Years]]?" |
| 1506 | * This bit: |
| 1507 | -->'''Betsy:''' Fly and be free! |
| 1508 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure And turn him into an extra from The Polar Express?! Seriously, they're not even trying to hide the fact that he's animated here.]] |
| 1509 | * This: |
| 1510 | -->'''Chee-Chee:''' [[AnachronismStew Is that thing up to code?]] |
| 1511 | -->'''Jeremy:''' When I hear anachronisms like this, it makes me wonder why they just don't have the characters all use cell phones. |
| 1512 | * When Dolittle throws Polynesia to save Tommy: |
| 1513 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} Flipping the bird!]] |
| 1514 | * This: |
| 1515 | -->'''Dolittle:''' As I just told Polly, we are a bit short-handed after all. |
| 1516 | -->'''Tommy:''' You won't regret it. |
| 1517 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome He might. When he, you know, gets arrested for kidnapping a minor.]] |
| 1518 | * An obscure reference pops up: |
| 1519 | -->'''Plimpton:''' We're on a death boat! |
| 1520 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I think you mean Death Ship, Plimpton. [[Film/DeathShip And I'd remove all the sins right now if George Kennedy and Richard Crenna showed up.]] |
| 1521 | * This: |
| 1522 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Hello, Blair, you chinless wonder. |
| 1523 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} Prevengers: Age of Victorian.]] |
| 1524 | * This: |
| 1525 | -->'''Kevin:''' I got a front row seat to crazy town! |
| 1526 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Such a sexy, sexy, pretty little thing. Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring.]] |
| 1527 | * This bit: |
| 1528 | -->'''Ant:''' You come to me on today, the day of my daughter's wedding... |
| 1529 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Taking The Godfather in vain. |
| 1530 | * This: |
| 1531 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Your migranes are brought on by several maternal issues- |
| 1532 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wait a minute. The tiger from the Eddie Murphy version ALSO had migranes! Was this a thing in the Hugh Lofting novels that pop up in the films? |
| 1533 | * As Chee-Chee fights Barry the tiger: |
| 1534 | -->'''Jeremy:''' More like [[TakeThat Kong DULL Island]] [[ContinuityNod am I right?]] |
| 1535 | * This bit: |
| 1536 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Irony is when you find a woman who makes your life more wonderful than it had any right to be. Then, poof, she's gone and it's all your fault! |
| 1537 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Scene written by Alanis Morissette. |
| 1538 | ** Later in the video: |
| 1539 | -->'''Rassouli:''' Irony is me wanting to kill you with every fibre of my being but loving my daughter more. |
| 1540 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wow! 2 Alanis Morissettes in under 2 minutes! If we get 2 more, we can fill the whole car! |
| 1541 | * At one point, Jeremy gets sick of the movie's poor pacing, claiming that it reminds him of "how Jason Takes Manhattan spent more time on the boat than in New York!" |
| 1542 | * When Dolittle arrives on Eden Tree Island: |
| 1543 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Wow. A big cave. |
| 1544 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Excitement?!]] |
| 1545 | ** Followed with: |
| 1546 | -->'''Dolittle:''' Foxfire fungus. We must be near it now! |
| 1547 | -->'''Jeremy: (sounding legitimately impressed)''' Ohhhhhh. |
| 1548 | * Jeremy is disgusted with the dragon colonoscopy scene: |
| 1549 | -->'''Jeremy:''' And here's your big fart joke! Couldn't they just have the dragon's flame go out or something. Some studio executive must have pounded his fists on the table and said "GAS. I WANT GAS IN THIS MOVIE." |
| 1550 | * This: |
| 1551 | -->'''Polynesia:''' Lily would have loved it, John... |
| 1552 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Pretending you know! |
| 1553 | * One of the outtakes plays [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 "Get your stinking palms of me, you damn dirty ape!]]" while Dolittle is manhandled by Chee-Chee. |
| 1554 | * Another outtake splices in footage of [[BrickJoke Death Ship]] while Tommy swings around the boat. |
| 1555 | [[/folder]] |
| 1556 | |
| 1557 | [[folder:''Dragonball Evolution'']] |
| 1558 | * The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000! |
| 1559 | ** Among the bonus round sins, he notes the complete absence of Krillin, and the fact that Shenron says absolutely nothing. |
| 1560 | * The very first sin of the video: |
| 1561 | -->'''Gohan:''' ''In a time before many can remember …''\ |
| 1562 | '''Jeremy:''' ''I already know I'm going to hate this movie.'' |
| 1563 | [[/folder]] |
| 1564 | |
| 1565 | [[folder:''Dredd'']] |
| 1566 | * During the opening narration: |
| 1567 | -->'''Judge Dredd''': America is a radioactive wasteland. |
| 1568 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[BlackComedy Tell me something I don't know.]] |
| 1569 | * Followed with: |
| 1570 | -->'''Judge Dredd''': Mega-blocks. Mega-highways. |
| 1571 | -->'''Jeremy''': Mega-ladons? |
| 1572 | * This bit: |
| 1573 | -->'''Judge Dredd''': Choking. Convulsing. |
| 1574 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident Dredd perfectly describes my first sexual encounter.]] |
| 1575 | * When Judge Dredd patrols the highways in his motorbike, Jeremy claims that, if not for [[TakeThat YouTube's aggresive copyright system]], he would dub in the highway chase music from The Matrix: Reloaded. He then decides to do an acappela version with the subtitle [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This is totally the music from Matrix: Reloaded"]]. |
| 1576 | * Jeremy points out a store in a mall is called "Zooted Dog" and sins it for its name. |
| 1577 | * "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of ''Film/RoboCop3''." |
| 1578 | * When the bodies from the beginning are being carted off: |
| 1579 | -->'''Announcer''': The Level One food court will reopen within 30 minutes. |
| 1580 | -->'''Jeremy''': Futuristic health-code standards. |
| 1581 | * This: |
| 1582 | -->'''Chief Judge''': She is the most powerful psychic we have. |
| 1583 | -->'''Jeremy''': I guess Ms. Cleo didn't survive the apocalypse. |
| 1584 | * When bodies start raining from the ceiling, to the shock of passersby: |
| 1585 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingtheSimpleSolution JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTS!]] |
| 1586 | * When Dredd unzips a body bag in front of civilians: |
| 1587 | -->'''Jeremy''': Uhh...nothing to see here! |
| 1588 | * After a character gets shot through the cheeks during a slo-mo action scene: |
| 1589 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is both dumb as sh*t and fake as sh*t. |
| 1590 | * [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Doctor is a dick to Dredd & Dredd's duty AND Dredd's disciple & their detainee, and it's devasting to their desire to delay death."]] |
| 1591 | * Jeemy bemoans the use of [[SpecialEffectsFailure the CGI blood]], saying that he would have almost preferred "that orange sh*t they used in 70's cop films". |
| 1592 | * During a shoot-out: |
| 1593 | -->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaha! [[ConcealmentEqualsCover That guy hid behind a table.]] |
| 1594 | * This: |
| 1595 | -->'''Judge Dredd''': As for you, Ma-Ma. It's Judgement Time. |
| 1596 | -->'''Jeremy''': I would give all the sins back if he said "It's Film/JudgmentNight" and Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr [[UnexpectedCharacter show up for no reason]]. |
| 1597 | ** "Judgment Night" ends up being [[BrickJoke the sentence of the film.]] |
| 1598 | * When Dredd unleashes the Incendiary round, Jeremy simply laughs his ass off [[RuleOfCool while removing a sin]]. |
| 1599 | * His reaction to Ma-Ma's death. |
| 1600 | -->'''Jeremy''': This is far too beautiful a death for such an ugly character -- speaking about her soul, not her face. |
| 1601 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 1602 | --> '''Announcer''': All judges please respond. |
| 1603 | --> '''Judge Dredd (Stallone version)''': [[Film/JudgeDredd I ''AM'' THE LAW!]] |
| 1604 | ** And another reference: |
| 1605 | --->'''Kay''': How the fuck we gonna stop [[OneManArmy this guy]]?\ |
| 1606 | '''[[Film/ShootEmUp Hertz]]''': My god, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy do we really suck]], or is this guy ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good]]''?! |
| 1607 | [[/folder]] |
| 1608 | |
| 1609 | [[folder:''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]] |
| 1610 | * The opening sin: |
| 1611 | -->'''Lucky''': You know, they say the great thing about being a kid is- |
| 1612 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[{{Pun}} That do little for me.]] |
| 1613 | * This: |
| 1614 | -->'''Charisse''': My name isn't Charisse. I've changed it to Paprika. |
| 1615 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion That's so Raven.]] |
| 1616 | * Jeremy wants Rodney to get his own movie, after "managing to find his way home, avoiding mousetraps and [[ItMakesSenseinContext climbing a dick]] all by himself." He then declares that it's also sin worthy. |
| 1617 | * Jeremy gets increasingly frustated at Dolittle's refusal to believe what is happening, even with more and more evidence. |
| 1618 | * When an owl pursues John: |
| 1619 | -->'''Jeremy''': What is this? A sequel to Ladyhawke? |
| 1620 | * When Lisa hears Lucky bark over the phone: |
| 1621 | -->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm Mcdonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]] |
| 1622 | * This bit: |
| 1623 | -->'''Dr. Dolittle''': What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp! |
| 1624 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie inspired Daddy Day Camp which was reverse-engineered to inspire Daddy Day Care first.]] |
| 1625 | * At a shot of all the animals in John's apartment: |
| 1626 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat A f*cking reindeer.]] |
| 1627 | * Jeremy's rising annoyance at all the toilet humor in the film culminates in him adding 27 sins. |
| 1628 | * At one point, Jeremy is shocked that [[SelfDeprecation even ''he'' knows more about animals]] than Dr. Dolittle does with some of his treatments. |
| 1629 | * Jeremy comments that, if things had gone another way, Dr. Dolittle would have wound up [[CanonWelding "living with that robber he stopped in Coming to America."]] When he ends up being sent to a mental institution instead, Jeremy still adds the sin based on the reference. |
| 1630 | * This: |
| 1631 | -->'''Orangutan''': ¿Tu conoces a Will Smith? |
| 1632 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.]] |
| 1633 | * Jeremy is horrified that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the movie came 8th at the international box office and made over 300 million worldwide]]: |
| 1634 | -->'''Jeremy''': How starved were we for entertainment back then? Mulan was a week before this! Armageddon was a week away. Everyone was ignoring Out of Sight. Somehow this 85-minute movie filled with butts and crab legs with jokes made by grandparents and approved by Neighborhood Watch made 300 MILLION DOLLARS. |
| 1635 | ** Later on, during one of Rodney's jokes: |
| 1636 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]] |
| 1637 | * This: |
| 1638 | -->'''Newscaster''': This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building. |
| 1639 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.]] |
| 1640 | [[/folder]] |
| 1641 | |
| 1642 | [[folder:''Elf'']] |
| 1643 | * The first sin of the video: |
| 1644 | -->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story. |
| 1645 | -->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought! |
| 1646 | * This: |
| 1647 | -->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU |
| 1648 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]] |
| 1649 | * This bit: |
| 1650 | -->'''Buddy''': I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins. |
| 1651 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]] |
| 1652 | * When Buddy leaves for New York: |
| 1653 | -->'''Santa Claus''': If you see a sign that says "peep show", it doesn't mean you get to see the Christmas presents early! |
| 1654 | -->'''Jeremy''': Santa is describing a New York from 1982. |
| 1655 | * As Buddy leaps on an iceberg: |
| 1656 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Pun}} An Inconvinent Elf.]] |
| 1657 | * When Jovie first appears: |
| 1658 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Maniac Elf Dream Girl.]] |
| 1659 | * This bit: |
| 1660 | -->'''Mailroom worker''': [[OlderThanTheyLook I'm 26 years old!]] |
| 1661 | -->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 1662 | * When Michael bursts into the publishing office and wears a certain sweatshirt: |
| 1663 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Jets fans!]] |
| 1664 | * This: |
| 1665 | -->'''Santa Claus''': You're more of an elf than anyone I've ever known! |
| 1666 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty That doesn't even make sense.]] |
| 1667 | * One of the outtakes dubs over Walter's rant with [[Film/TheGodfatherTwo Sonny Corelone's rant to Michael.]] |
| 1668 | [[/folder]] |
| 1669 | |
| 1670 | [[folder:''Eragon'']] |
| 1671 | * At the opening narration: |
| 1672 | -->'''Brom''': ...But a rider named Galbatorix betrayed them. |
| 1673 | -->'''Jeremy''': "Galbatorix"?! What happened to good old fantasy names like [[Literature/TheHobbit Gandalf or Bilbo]] or [[Franchise/StarWars Luke?]] |
| 1674 | ** Later on, Jeremy falls asleep during the long-winded narration. |
| 1675 | * Jeremy laughs at the [[SpecialEffectFailure terrible CGI]] during the opening battle, noting it looks more like the video game. The video then shows the Eragon [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]] side by side with the movie footage and the graphics look almost identical. |
| 1676 | * Jeremy's understated reaction to the [[MemeticMutation infamous line]]: |
| 1677 | -->'''Galbatorix''': I suffer without my stone! Please do not prolonge my suffering. |
| 1678 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Skeletor.]] Also, he's really phoning in here but that's no surprise. [[TakeThat He was in Con Air!]] |
| 1679 | * Jeremy comes incredibly close to removing a sin for [[CutenessProximity baby Saphira]], complete with sound effect before he manages to resist the temptation. |
| 1680 | * Jeremy's reaction to a matte painting of a castle: |
| 1681 | -->'''Jeremy''': Is that a location or something I'd find on the wall at my dentist's office? |
| 1682 | * When Saphira first communicates with Eragon: |
| 1683 | -->'''Saphira''': I have waited a thousand years to hear your thoughts, young one. |
| 1684 | -->'''Jeremy''': Dragoness stalking. |
| 1685 | * This: |
| 1686 | -->'''Brom''': WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! |
| 1687 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome Whose house?! BROM'S HOUSE!]] |
| 1688 | * This bit: |
| 1689 | -->'''Brom''': I have always said: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission." |
| 1690 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Should have been this f*cking movie's tagline.]] |
| 1691 | * "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Eloquent exposition exercised between equines eviscerates every attempt employed towards equanimity."]] |
| 1692 | * This: |
| 1693 | -->'''Brom''': Saphira! Can you find us?! |
| 1694 | -->'''Saphira''': I have never left you. |
| 1695 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]] |
| 1696 | * This bit: |
| 1697 | -->'''Brom''': Urgals! And the Ba'Zac! |
| 1698 | -->'''Jeremy''': Urgals and the Ba'Zac? Do you mean the Nazgul and Uru-Kai?! [[TakeThat Jesus f*cking Christ, they should have called the main character Xerox instead of Eragon.]] |
| 1699 | * This: |
| 1700 | -->'''Brom''': Magic comes from dragons. |
| 1701 | -->'''Jeremy''': BUT WHY?! AND HOW?! |
| 1702 | * Jeremy cracks up at [[{{Narm}} Brom's death scene]]; after laughing for 20 seconds, he declares it to be "the worst Ex-Machina in the history of storytelling!" |
| 1703 | * When Saphira lets out a loud roar: |
| 1704 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, it's a good thing you guys aren't trying to hide.]] |
| 1705 | * Jeremy's description of a group of knights: |
| 1706 | -->'''Jeremy''': They've been captured by the "Faith Militant Sons of the Upside-Down Cereal Bowl Helmets Without Borders"! Of all the rotten luck. |
| 1707 | * During the climatic battle: |
| 1708 | -->'''Eragon''': Time to return the favor! |
| 1709 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure To the CGI company by not billing them for this entire sequence which looks fake as sh*t!]] |
| 1710 | * Later on: |
| 1711 | -->'''Saphira''': It's dark magic! |
| 1712 | -->'''Jeremy''' Oh. OK. |
| 1713 | * At the end of the movie: |
| 1714 | -->'''Arya''': But Galbatorix will try to avenge this defeat. |
| 1715 | -->'''Jeremy''' Ha-hahahahahahaha! They thought that- while MAKING this movie- [[StillbornFranchise that they were going to get sequels! Oh, that's hilarious!]] |
| 1716 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 1717 | -->'''Brom''': I have seen things that you could not imagine. |
| 1718 | -->'''Winston''' I have seen sh*t that will turn you WHITE! |
| 1719 | [[/folder]] |
| 1720 | |
| 1721 | [[folder:''Escape Room'']] |
| 1722 | * [[RunningGag "47 seconds of inescapable logos.]]" |
| 1723 | * This bit: |
| 1724 | -->'''Location Title''': Chicago, Illinois |
| 1725 | -->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} Chicago the Musical.]] |
| 1726 | * At Ben's relationship with his father: |
| 1727 | -->'''Jeremy''' [[ARareSentence Grocery Drama.]] |
| 1728 | * This bit: |
| 1729 | -->'''Jason''': Stop being chivalrous with her! No one here is going to have sex with you! |
| 1730 | -->'''Jeremy''': SHOTS FIRED. [[SkewedPriorities This is the kind of guy that would roast you about your prowess with women '''WHILE YOU'RE BURNING ALIVE.''']] |
| 1731 | * "Movie will have you believe that Danny escaped this vent in four seconds and I'm not having it." |
| 1732 | * When a flashback shows Ben killing his friends by drunk-driving: |
| 1733 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, Tennessee is going way to far by putting their [=PSAs=] in the middle of discount Saw movies. |
| 1734 | * This: |
| 1735 | -->'''Danny''': It feels like I'm playing the world's funnest game with the world's meanest people. |
| 1736 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]] |
| 1737 | * At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the main character's ineptitude at solving the puzzles that he claims that they're "the most stupid randomly assembled stereotypes to be randomly assembled and stereotype." |
| 1738 | * In another escape room: |
| 1739 | -->'''Ben''': Feel free to leave but may we note - It's best to find the antidote. |
| 1740 | -->'''Jeremy''': It's good to see that the poem writers from the original Jumanji still get work. |
| 1741 | * Jeremy sins the trippy drug room and its effects because [[TakeThat ""it just gave Marvel more ideas on how to further obscure its fight scenes in future movies."]] |
| 1742 | * At one point, Jeremy is dismayed to point out that the movie [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer made more money than Clue, Shawshank Redemption, A Simple Plan and Children of Men ''combined''.]] |
| 1743 | * At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, he adds 20 sins along with it. |
| 1744 | [[/folder]] |
| 1745 | |
| 1746 | [[folder:''E.T. the Extra Terrestrial'']] |
| 1747 | * Just like with "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''", the description just says in response to [[OhNoYouDidnt most fans' reaction]], "Yes. Yes we did." |
| 1748 | * When the spaceship leaves E.T behind, we get this: |
| 1749 | -->'''Jeremy''': E.T's race is a dick to E.T. |
| 1750 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ah, the 80's, when it was perfectly acceptable to give your friend's mom's ass a wet willie.]] |
| 1751 | * When Elliott leaves out the Reese's Pieces trail for E.T: |
| 1752 | -->'''Jeremy''': This actually works. |
| 1753 | * "E.T is smart enough to know what Elliot is saying. [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation He just doesn't give a f*ck.]]" |
| 1754 | * Elliott shows E.T his Star Wars toys: |
| 1755 | -->'''Elliott''': This is Greedo! Pew pew! |
| 1756 | -->'''Jeremy''': Elliott is clearly in the Greedo Shot First camp. |
| 1757 | * At one point, we get the obligatory [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T video game]] reference: |
| 1758 | -->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful Platform/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid. |
| 1759 | * When the NASA scientists come to the house: |
| 1760 | -->'''Jeremy''': Took you assholes long enough to show up. |
| 1761 | [[/folder]] |
| 1762 | |
| 1763 | [[folder:''Everything Everywhere All at Once'']] |
| 1764 | * The fact that this video goes off the rails and goes into the Multiverse of [=CinemaSins=], due to being the [[MilestoneCelebration 1000th video]]. Among the alternate realities shown? One where Jeremy is a streamer, one where the sins are all written in Comic Sans, one sinned by children, and many, many more. |
| 1765 | * The sheer amount of sin removals, at one point ending with [[LOL69 69 sins (nice)]], and ultimately concluding with absolutely 0 sins. And then it still gets one, for adding an epilogue. |
| 1766 | [[/folder]] |
| 1767 | |
| 1768 | [[folder:''Ex Machina'']] |
| 1769 | * When the TV turns on: |
| 1770 | -->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so all of the channels are a variation of the same thing? [[TakeThat It must be Comcast!]] |
| 1771 | * "Fine Art." |
| 1772 | * This: |
| 1773 | -->'''Ava''': I would like to be friends with you. |
| 1774 | -->'''Jeremy''': Damn, only took him two dates until he was friendzoned. |
| 1775 | * This bit: |
| 1776 | -->'''Nathan''': It's Promethean, man. |
| 1777 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Nathan went to the Prometheus School of Getting Drunk.]] |
| 1778 | * "[[{{Pun}} Ex Machina Sex Machina Ex Machina!]]" |
| 1779 | * The Sin Tally ends at 69, with a set of parentheses claiming that it wasn't intentional. |
| 1780 | [[/folder]] |
| 1781 | |
| 1782 | [[folder:''The Exorcist'']] |
| 1783 | * When a small carving of Pazuzu is found at an archeological site: |
| 1784 | -->'''Jeremy''': Man, this thing is totally going to ruin the Brady Bunch's Hawaiian vacation. |
| 1785 | * Although Jeremy loves the movie, he can't help but sin it for its very slow pacing throughout. |
| 1786 | * Jeremy, based on habit, immediately starts sinning 'Crash Course', the movie within the movie. |
| 1787 | * This bit: |
| 1788 | -->'''Chris''': What's this? Dinner at the White House? |
| 1789 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus I see Nixon has the same boner for Hollywood actresses as JFK did.]] |
| 1790 | * At a shot of Father Karras working out at a gym: |
| 1791 | -->'''Jeremy''': I can't wait for Karras vs Pazuzu 2. I ordered it on Pay-Per-View and everything! |
| 1792 | * This: |
| 1793 | -->'''Burke''': There appears to be a pubic hair in my drink. |
| 1794 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Clarence Thomas.]] |
| 1795 | * Jeremy repeatingly compares Burke's bizarre mannerisms to Mr. Bean. |
| 1796 | * When Regan's bed starts moving on its own: |
| 1797 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Man, you pop a quarter into one of these things and you don't know where it'll take you!]] |
| 1798 | * Jeremy is shocked at how casually the doctors smoke in front of Regan. |
| 1799 | * Jeremy's reaction at the famous head turning scene: |
| 1800 | -->'''Jeremy''': HOLY F*CKING SH*T! ''1 sin removed'' |
| 1801 | * This: |
| 1802 | -->'''Father Karras''': What is my mother's maiden name? |
| 1803 | -->'''Demon Regan''': ''vomits on Karras'' |
| 1804 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It sounds better in the original Greek though.]] |
| 1805 | * This: |
| 1806 | -->'''Father Merrin''': We need an exorcist. |
| 1807 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Devils]]! |
| 1808 | * This bit: |
| 1809 | -->'''Demon Regan''': YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL! |
| 1810 | -->'''Jeremy''': Rhetoric. |
| 1811 | [[/folder]] |
| 1812 | |
| 1813 | [[folder:''Face/Off'']] |
| 1814 | * The entire "Smell my hand" unsinned bonus round. |
| 1815 | * "Face..." "Roll..." "Off." "Credits." |
| 1816 | [[/folder]] |
| 1817 | |
| 1818 | [[folder:''The Fault In Our Stars'']] |
| 1819 | * In the scene at the cancer patient support group: |
| 1820 | -->'''Gus:''' My fears ? Oblivion. |
| 1821 | -->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Oh come on... [[Film/Oblivion2013 the movie]] wasn't THAT bad. |
| 1822 | * The various moments of "We also probably missed a hilarious 'driving her back to her house scene' where he X 5 Y." |
| 1823 | * The small scene of Gus watching ''Aliens'' was a middle finger to every guy gone to see this movie. |
| 1824 | * Jeremy's response to Hazel's line "I'm a grenade". |
| 1825 | -->'''Jeremy:''' You could always date [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]. I hear he has no problem [[JumpingOnAGrenade falling on grenades]]. |
| 1826 | ** In TheStinger, Jeremy responds to the same line by playing the chorus to "Grenade" by Music/BrunoMars. |
| 1827 | * Hazel: "Everything is wrong!" Jeremy: "Hazel Grace would be excellent at [=CinemaSins=]." |
| 1828 | * "Folders named "stuff" contain pornography 95% of the time. Just sayin'". |
| 1829 | [[/folder]] |
| 1830 | |
| 1831 | [[folder:''Ferdinand'']] |
| 1832 | * "Aw, Nina and Ferdinand got back together. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I wonder what the wedding will be like?]]" |
| 1833 | * At one point, Jeremy accuses the movie of stealing their sins. |
| 1834 | * "[[{{Pun}} Bullsh*t.]] [[LampshadeHanging Oh, come on,]] [[LamePunReaction you knew it was coming sometime!]]" |
| 1835 | * When the bulls are on the bus, we get: |
| 1836 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Ha-ha, cute gag but literally no one would react to this? No phone calls to the police or anything? I guess [[GeniusBonus Spain is different.]] [[note]]A reference to a famous tourism slogan.[[/note]] |
| 1837 | * One of the outtakes plays [[Film/RockyIV "No Easy Way Out]]" over Ferdinand heading out to the stadium. |
| 1838 | [[/folder]] |
| 1839 | |
| 1840 | [[folder:''Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within'']] |
| 1841 | * This sin: |
| 1842 | -->'''Aki:''' She told me she was ready to die. |
| 1843 | -->'''Jeremy:''' That kid is f*cking hardcore. ''*ding*'' |
| 1844 | [[/folder]] |
| 1845 | |
| 1846 | [[folder:''The Fifth Element'']] |
| 1847 | * Upon the first appearance of Milla Jovovich: |
| 1848 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I might remove a sin for naked Milla Jovovich, but...come on....like THAT'S unique or rare. |
| 1849 | [[/folder]] |
| 1850 | |
| 1851 | [[folder:''First Blood'']] |
| 1852 | * Jeremy has a miniature breakdown when he sees that there's no opening logos for him to sin, culminating in "[[YourHeadAsplode Aneurysplosion]]". |
| 1853 | * At the title card: |
| 1854 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Rambo movie fails to properly Rambo.]] |
| 1855 | * This: |
| 1856 | -->'''Teasle:''' Wearing that jacket and that flag...you're looking for trouble around here! |
| 1857 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I can't tell if Teasle is warning Rambo or [[HoYay propositioning him.]] |
| 1858 | * Upon seeing a Christmas sign in the town, Jeremy immediately declares that First Blood is a Christmas movie. |
| 1859 | * Jeremy originally starts to sin the character of Jade for being [[RunningGag Discount David Caruso]], then is shocked when he finds out it [[RetroactiveRecognition really is David Caruso.]] |
| 1860 | * Jeremy cracks up at Rambo popping a wheelie on a motorbike during his initial escape, calling it "something out of a Fast and Furious prequel". |
| 1861 | * At a shot of Rambo climbing a mountain wall: |
| 1862 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Cliffhanger: 1982 Edition!]] |
| 1863 | * Jeremy's reaction to Galt's death: |
| 1864 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wait, that f*cking WORKED?! |
| 1865 | * When Rambo hides in a cave: |
| 1866 | -->'''Jeremy:''' We now return to Clan of the Cave Bear... |
| 1867 | * This bit: |
| 1868 | -->'''Rambo:''' They drew first blood. Not me. |
| 1869 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Rambos!]] |
| 1870 | * This: |
| 1871 | -->'''Officer:''' Clinton, what's the matter with you?! |
| 1872 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat A conversation from the 1992 Presidental Elections somehow found its way into this movie. Or 1996. Or 2008. Or 2016. Sh*t, there was a lot of times that could have happened.]] |
| 1873 | * When Rambo climbs on top a military jeep: |
| 1874 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Rambos of the Lost Ark! |
| 1875 | * As Rambo shoots up a store with Christmas displays in the window: |
| 1876 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, SOMEONE is getting a lump of coal this year.]] |
| 1877 | [[/folder]] |
| 1878 | |
| 1879 | [[folder:''Forrest Gump'']] |
| 1880 | * Upon realising that Forrest's narration plays out throughout the entire film, Jeremy adds 20 sins. |
| 1881 | * This bit: |
| 1882 | -->'''Forrest Gump:''' They called that man The King. And years later, he had himself a heart attack or something. |
| 1883 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ElvisLives Or something...]] |
| 1884 | * When the kids bully Gump when he gets on the school bus, Jeremy sins the kids, then Alabama itself for producing such brats. |
| 1885 | * This: |
| 1886 | -->'''Forrest Gump:''' The best part about meeting the president of the United States? All the food! |
| 1887 | -->'''Jeremy:''' It's true. I hear they serve delicious [[TakeThat Hamderbers.]] |
| 1888 | * This bit: |
| 1889 | -->'''Forrest Gump:''' And after 5 years, I got a college degree! |
| 1890 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The NCAA.]] |
| 1891 | * When Forrest meets Bubba: |
| 1892 | -->'''Forrest Gump:''' My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. |
| 1893 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I am not a smart man. But I know what [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] is. |
| 1894 | * When Bubba and Forrest decide to go into shrimping during Vietnam: |
| 1895 | -->'''Bubba:''' And, hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat. |
| 1896 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Red Lobster called, they'd like for you to stop using their main form of employee recruitment!]] |
| 1897 | * When Forrest plays ping-pong: |
| 1898 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Ping Pong Proceeds to Propaganda Proportions without Properly Petitioning Participants Previous Political Positions.]] |
| 1899 | * This: |
| 1900 | -->'''Forrest Gump:''' Everybody knows it isn't true but momma just says they're like little white lies that don't hurt nobody. |
| 1901 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Advertising in a nutshell. |
| 1902 | * This, for only how simple it is: |
| 1903 | -->'''Lt. Dan:''' I never properly thanked you for...for saving my life. |
| 1904 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty You still haven't.]] |
| 1905 | [[/folder]] |
| 1906 | |
| 1907 | [[folder:''The Fugitive'']] |
| 1908 | * Jeremy lampshades how they take off sins for good movies at the beginning, before taking 5 off for how much they love this one. |
| 1909 | * At the opening titles: |
| 1910 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I've always heard that you sh*t your pants when you die, which I was dreading more than the act itself. Luckily, The Fugitive assures me that you only turn into a negative image of yourself, so gotta say that I'm already feeling better. Shame about Mrs. Kimble though. |
| 1911 | * [[SarcasmMode "There's nothing that makes people donate to children's research more than a swimsuit fashion show.]]" |
| 1912 | * This bit: |
| 1913 | -->'''Police Detective:''' There's fingerprints all over the lamp, the gun and the bullets. The good doctor's skin was found under her fingernails. |
| 1914 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wow! That's compelling evidence that Dr. Richard Kimble...LIVES IN HIS HOUSE AND TOUCHES HIS THINGS! And his wife has his skin under HER fingernails! What kind of married couple ever has that kind of situation! |
| 1915 | * This: |
| 1916 | -->'''Helen:''' Richard, trying to kill me. |
| 1917 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I know you're dying, Helen, but...way to drop the ball! |
| 1918 | * Jeremy's confusion over the prison break attempt and how the prisoners thought it was going to work. |
| 1919 | * When Kimble escapes the train: |
| 1920 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Dr. Richard Kimble went to the [[RunningGag Prometheus School of Running Away from]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase trains.]] |
| 1921 | * When the local police believe Kimble to be dead: |
| 1922 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus! Does anyone in Illnois ever do their jobs? He just accepts an "I don't think he made it" as the last word?! [[CanonWelding No wonder Michael Myers runs free around these parts.]] |
| 1923 | * This: |
| 1924 | -->'''Gerard:''' Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes- |
| 1925 | -->'''Jeremy:''' First off, [[RunningGag roll credits.]] Second of all, don't they want to keep this investigation reasonably secure. Gerard knows that there's a ton of press around here and if Kimble sees or hears anything about this search, he has a better chance of subverting the perimiter. So this speech, while iconic, is completely opposite to what the search is supposed to accomplish! |
| 1926 | ** Followed by: |
| 1927 | -->'''Gerard:''' What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. |
| 1928 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So... [[StatingTheSimpleSolution look for Kimble everywhere. Got it.]] |
| 1929 | * "Oh yeah, every hospital has a 'treatment' room. You know, where you get treatment. It doesn't matter what kind, it's kinda like the Room of Requirement that way." |
| 1930 | * When Kimble escapes from the hospital: |
| 1931 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Look, I know he has to make a getaway but using an ambulance as an escape vehicle is the worst way to drive around incognito. |
| 1932 | * This: |
| 1933 | -->'''Gerard:''' Guy did a Peter Pan right here off of this dam! Right here! |
| 1934 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Movie provides over 133 CinemaSins outtakes of guys jumping off of cliffs or high surfaces.]] |
| 1935 | * This bit: |
| 1936 | -->'''Gerard:''' Why would Richard Kimble kill his wife? |
| 1937 | -->'''Lawyer:''' For the money. |
| 1938 | -->'''Gerard:''' He's a doctor, he's already rich! |
| 1939 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Gerard has already put forth a better defense of Kimble than his legal team! |
| 1940 | * "Jane Lynch is always a welcome addition to a film but [[ShoutOut did she have to bring her 30 pieces of flair with her?]] |
| 1941 | * "Oh cool. All the [=TVs=] in this store are playing The Fugitive!" |
| 1942 | * This bit: |
| 1943 | -->'''Henry:''' So, you Irish? |
| 1944 | -->'''Gerard:''' Me? No. |
| 1945 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat But I WILL try to do an Irish accent in Blown Away and it will not work out very well!]] |
| 1946 | * "Tommy Leap Jones." |
| 1947 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Sneaking up on microscopers.]]" |
| 1948 | * When Kimble mails evidence to the police: |
| 1949 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Mailing guns without proper postage or envelopes.]] |
| 1950 | * When Cosmo gets hit with a beam: |
| 1951 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Luckily, Cosmo trained at the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Wet Bandits Academy from Home Alone.]] |
| 1952 | * One of the outtakes splices in the helicopter fight from Mission Impossible Fallout with Gerard riding in a helicopter. |
| 1953 | [[/folder]] |
| 1954 | |
| 1955 | [[folder:''Gemini Man'']] |
| 1956 | * At Marino's spy earpiece: |
| 1957 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Who ordered the most conspicious earpiece in the history of film?! You might as well be wearing huge headphones that say "Beats by Dre, Super Secret Spy Edition" on them. |
| 1958 | * This bit: |
| 1959 | -->'''Marino:''' That was the best ever. I'm impressed. |
| 1960 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Impressed? That shot was so good that I'm now convinced that this is a [[CanonWelding DCEU movie and it is actually a sequel to the Oscar-winning Suicide Squad.]] |
| 1961 | * This: |
| 1962 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So, you burn the pictures of your targets after killing them, which seems smart but you carry that picture all the way from Belgium to Georgia before you do it, which is stupid. |
| 1963 | ** When the location title appears: |
| 1964 | -->'''Intertitle:''' BUTTERMILK SOUND, GA |
| 1965 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with "Buttermilk Sounds F*cking Delicious!"]] |
| 1966 | * This: |
| 1967 | -->'''Henry:''' I'm deathly allergic to bees. |
| 1968 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, I'm sure that won't come up later!]] Look, foreshadowing is fine when it's subtle but this random bee showing up, the over-the-top reaction AND spelling out the allergy with the line is what changes this sin from foreshadowing to FORCED-shadowing, and that's why the sin bell doth toll. |
| 1969 | * Jeremy's description of Jack Willis: |
| 1970 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This guy looks like if Will Ferrel cosplayed as John C. Reilly. |
| 1971 | * This: |
| 1972 | -->'''Janet:''' We'll clean up our own messes, thank you. |
| 1973 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I know that Linda Emond has several Tony nominations but I feel like every time she delivers a line in this movie, someone was shouting [[DullSurprise "LESS HUMAN, MORE ROBOT THIS TIME, LINDA!!" until they eventually got it right.]] |
| 1974 | * "[[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext Teaching your child to drown.]]" |
| 1975 | * Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated at the dark cinematography. |
| 1976 | * This bit: |
| 1977 | -->'''Henry:''' You get on that boat, your whole life is going to change... |
| 1978 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Just like that speech in Men in Black that Tommy Lee Jones gave to...[[ActorAllusion whoever that other guy was]]. |
| 1979 | * This: |
| 1980 | -->'''Danny:''' What scares you other than bees? |
| 1981 | -->'''Henry:''' Drowning. |
| 1982 | -->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowning]], I'll remove 5 sins because [[TotallyRadical that's just rad.]] |
| 1983 | * This bit: |
| 1984 | -->'''Del:''' It's like the Hindenberg hitting the Titanic. |
| 1985 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CallBack And then both of those drowning in bees!]] |
| 1986 | * "[[SpecialEffectFailure Most of this movie's outdoor shots still look green-screened. And that's just weird.]]" |
| 1987 | * This: |
| 1988 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Tom Cruise riding a motorbike cliche.]] Oh, wait. Hmm...I Robot, this, Bad Boys for Life...maybe we're building something up for Will here. |
| 1989 | * During a chase scene: |
| 1990 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Man, this is the best chase scene Ang Lee has directed since Sense and Sensablility!]] |
| 1991 | * This bit: |
| 1992 | -->'''Henry:''' I need you to get me to Budapest. |
| 1993 | -->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?! It wants to be Bourne, the Sixth Day and Taken at the same time! And it's watered down gravy next to any of those movie. Yes, even Sixth Day! AND Sixth Day is AWFUL! |
| 1994 | ** Followed by this: |
| 1995 | -->'''Benedict:''' I know someone, let me give them a call! |
| 1996 | -->'''Staplers Button:''' [[GilliganCut That was easy.]] |
| 1997 | * This: |
| 1998 | -->'''Danny:''' Is it possible you could have had a kid without knowing it? |
| 1999 | -->'''Jeremy:''' One of ten questions my college girlfriend asked before having sex with me for the first time! |
| 2000 | * This bit: |
| 2001 | -->'''Intertitle:''' Budapest, Hungary |
| 2002 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[{{Pun}} Budapest, No Thanks I Just Ate]]. |
| 2003 | * This bit: |
| 2004 | -->'''Danny:''' He's your clone. |
| 2005 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Here the movie tells us what the trailer told us in the first 30 seconds. And if there was a case for movie trailer reform, it's now. |
| 2006 | * Jeremy lets out an angry [[Series/Seinfeld Yada yada yada]] during some exposition. |
| 2007 | * This: |
| 2008 | -->'''Jackson:''' Everybody hates cilantro. |
| 2009 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's cilantro-ist!]] |
| 2010 | * During the scene where Henry and Jackson meet, Jeremy lets out an "INTERSTELLAR SKIP", complete with a modified deep voice. |
| 2011 | * This bit: |
| 2012 | -->'''Benedict:''' It's not everyday you see a man get his ass beat on two continents. |
| 2013 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Clearly, you've never seen Rocky IV! |
| 2014 | * This: |
| 2015 | -->'''Henry:''' We have to shut it down. Both of us. |
| 2016 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I could write this script after one viewing of the trailer! None of these beats are exciting in the slightest. |
| 2017 | * This bit: |
| 2018 | -->'''Jackson:''' You were born in Philadelphia, right? |
| 2019 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Iiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...]] |
| 2020 | * During a "they survive this" sin: |
| 2021 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is a giant f*ck you to anyone who wants a little bit of realism in their action movies. |
| 2022 | * This bit: |
| 2023 | -->'''Del:''' We checked. There are no more clones. |
| 2024 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhh, you checked?! Good enough for me! |
| 2025 | * Jeremy stops the video after seeing [[SpecialEffectFailure the digital effects on Jackson during the final scene]]. |
| 2026 | [[/folder]] |
| 2027 | |
| 2028 | [[folder:''Geostorm'']] |
| 2029 | * One of the first sins: |
| 2030 | -->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened. |
| 2031 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]] |
| 2032 | * This: |
| 2033 | -->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one. |
| 2034 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused. |
| 2035 | * Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together. |
| 2036 | * Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]". |
| 2037 | * During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit. |
| 2038 | * "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time." |
| 2039 | * When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time". |
| 2040 | ** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene. |
| 2041 | * This bit: |
| 2042 | -->'''Alarm Screen:''' TIME TO GEOSTORM: ONE HOUR 30 MINUTES |
| 2043 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, no one watching this movie was given the same warning, and many tens of people died.]] |
| 2044 | * When the DNC meeting is destroyed by lightning: |
| 2045 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Suddenly, the Koch Brothers just got unexpected, simultaneous erections.]] |
| 2046 | [[/folder]] |
| 2047 | |
| 2048 | [[folder:''Ghost'']] |
| 2049 | * "Dramatic film hires ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' director and then expects me to take it seriously." |
| 2050 | * "Bad guys hire an assassin with ZERO stealth points." |
| 2051 | * Sam Wheat has been killed, and is offered a portal into a bright realm: |
| 2052 | -->'''Jeremy:''' God has room for bankers in Heaven. |
| 2053 | * Willie Lopez has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms: |
| 2054 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little [[RunningGag comedy]] into the film. |
| 2055 | * Carl Bruner has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms: |
| 2056 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little comedy into the film. |
| 2057 | [[/folder]] |
| 2058 | |
| 2059 | [[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]] |
| 2060 | * The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head. |
| 2061 | [[/folder]] |
| 2062 | |
| 2063 | [[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]] |
| 2064 | * When Major strips naked: |
| 2065 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]] |
| 2066 | * Jeremy's comments on the scenery: |
| 2067 | -->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it. |
| 2068 | [[/folder]] |
| 2069 | |
| 2070 | [[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]] |
| 2071 | * The first sin of the video: |
| 2072 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]] |
| 2073 | * At a shot of the Millenium building: |
| 2074 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen! |
| 2075 | * This bit: |
| 2076 | -->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me? |
| 2077 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him. |
| 2078 | * "Fjordshadowing". |
| 2079 | ** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition". |
| 2080 | * This: |
| 2081 | -->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here! |
| 2082 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response. |
| 2083 | * "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION." |
| 2084 | * When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]. |
| 2085 | * This: |
| 2086 | -->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before. |
| 2087 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]] |
| 2088 | [[/folder]] |
| 2089 | |
| 2090 | [[folder:''Gnomeo and Juliet'']] |
| 2091 | * At the beginning, we get this: |
| 2092 | -->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot. |
| 2093 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration. |
| 2094 | * Followed up by: |
| 2095 | -->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue... |
| 2096 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]] |
| 2097 | * This sin: |
| 2098 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]] |
| 2099 | * At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers. |
| 2100 | * After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this: |
| 2101 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]] |
| 2102 | * At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo: |
| 2103 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]] |
| 2104 | [[/folder]] |
| 2105 | |
| 2106 | [[folder:''The Golden Compass'']] |
| 2107 | * At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar: |
| 2108 | -->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard. |
| 2109 | * Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie: |
| 2110 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]] |
| 2111 | * This bit: |
| 2112 | -->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king! |
| 2113 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV. |
| 2114 | * Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook. |
| 2115 | * Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]] |
| 2116 | * Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this. |
| 2117 | * At the colorful character introductions: |
| 2118 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan! |
| 2119 | * "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?" |
| 2120 | * Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]] |
| 2121 | * Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things." |
| 2122 | * This bit: |
| 2123 | -->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars. |
| 2124 | -->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]] |
| 2125 | [[/folder]] |
| 2126 | |
| 2127 | [[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']] |
| 2128 | * Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]] |
| 2129 | * The comments on the opening credits: |
| 2130 | -->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]] |
| 2131 | * This: |
| 2132 | -->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here. |
| 2133 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue. |
| 2134 | * "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video." |
| 2135 | * This bit: |
| 2136 | -->'''Atlee:''' Something wrong, Tumbler? |
| 2137 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]] |
| 2138 | * This: |
| 2139 | -->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go. |
| 2140 | -->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!'' |
| 2141 | * Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts. |
| 2142 | * At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin: |
| 2143 | -->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad. |
| 2144 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad. |
| 2145 | * Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines: |
| 2146 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]] |
| 2147 | * This: |
| 2148 | -->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%! |
| 2149 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math. |
| 2150 | * This bit: |
| 2151 | -->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own. |
| 2152 | -->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire. |
| 2153 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]] |
| 2154 | * At the appearance of Otto: |
| 2155 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]] |
| 2156 | * When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]] |
| 2157 | * This bit: |
| 2158 | -->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you. |
| 2159 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]] |
| 2160 | * At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]] |
| 2161 | * This: |
| 2162 | -->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man. |
| 2163 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]] |
| 2164 | * Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage. |
| 2165 | * "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]] |
| 2166 | * Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]] |
| 2167 | * This bit: |
| 2168 | -->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this. |
| 2169 | -->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!! |
| 2170 | * "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]" |
| 2171 | * At a shot of Memphis driving: |
| 2172 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]] |
| 2173 | * This: |
| 2174 | -->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over. |
| 2175 | -->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over! |
| 2176 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]] |
| 2177 | * Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks. |
| 2178 | [[/folder]] |
| 2179 | |
| 2180 | [[folder:''Gravity'']] |
| 2181 | * During the scene where the ''Explorer'' is destroyed by the debris field: |
| 2182 | -->'''Kowalski:''' Half of North America just lost their Facebook. |
| 2183 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is not a bad thing.]] |
| 2184 | [[/folder]] |
| 2185 | |
| 2186 | [[folder:''The Great Wall'']] |
| 2187 | * At the beginning of the movie, we get this: |
| 2188 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]] |
| 2189 | [[/folder]] |
| 2190 | |
| 2191 | [[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']] |
| 2192 | * "19th century dabbing." |
| 2193 | * Right at the beginning, we get: |
| 2194 | -->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for! |
| 2195 | -->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]] |
| 2196 | * "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!" |
| 2197 | * "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!" |
| 2198 | * The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did. |
| 2199 | * Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks: |
| 2200 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard... |
| 2201 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]] |
| 2202 | * The final sin: |
| 2203 | -->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum |
| 2204 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right? |
| 2205 | [[/folder]] |
| 2206 | |
| 2207 | [[folder:''Hancock'']] |
| 2208 | * At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo. |
| 2209 | --> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]'' |
| 2210 | * In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins. |
| 2211 | * "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008." |
| 2212 | * Some SelfDeprecation: |
| 2213 | -->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\ |
| 2214 | '''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ. |
| 2215 | * Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row. |
| 2216 | * This: |
| 2217 | -->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\ |
| 2218 | '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]] |
| 2219 | ** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary". |
| 2220 | [[/folder]] |
| 2221 | |
| 2222 | [[folder:''The Happening'']] |
| 2223 | * The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]] |
| 2224 | * Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie. |
| 2225 | * At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still: |
| 2226 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]] |
| 2227 | * This bit: |
| 2228 | -->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City |
| 2229 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]] |
| 2230 | * Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video. |
| 2231 | * Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance: |
| 2232 | -->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know. |
| 2233 | * This: |
| 2234 | -->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh? |
| 2235 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]] |
| 2236 | * Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]]. |
| 2237 | * During the lecture: |
| 2238 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong. |
| 2239 | * This: |
| 2240 | -->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low. |
| 2241 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]] |
| 2242 | * "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]" |
| 2243 | * This: |
| 2244 | -->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast... |
| 2245 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants. |
| 2246 | * At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air: |
| 2247 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]] |
| 2248 | * This: |
| 2249 | -->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me! |
| 2250 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]] |
| 2251 | * When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie: |
| 2252 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]] |
| 2253 | * This: |
| 2254 | -->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind! |
| 2255 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]] |
| 2256 | * This bit: |
| 2257 | -->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore. |
| 2258 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]] |
| 2259 | * Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene: |
| 2260 | -->'''Elliott:''' What? No! |
| 2261 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW! |
| 2262 | * Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]" |
| 2263 | * Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending. |
| 2264 | * The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]] |
| 2265 | [[/folder]] |
| 2266 | |
| 2267 | [[folder:''Happy Death Day'']] |
| 2268 | * [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]] |
| 2269 | * After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this: |
| 2270 | -->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole. |
| 2271 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]] |
| 2272 | * As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked: |
| 2273 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13. |
| 2274 | ** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background. |
| 2275 | [[/folder]] |
| 2276 | |
| 2277 | [[folder:''Happy Gilmore'']] |
| 2278 | * The first sin: |
| 2279 | -->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore. |
| 2280 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]] |
| 2281 | * When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch: |
| 2282 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]] |
| 2283 | * Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!" |
| 2284 | * This: |
| 2285 | -->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise! |
| 2286 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma". |
| 2287 | * This bit: |
| 2288 | -->'''Hal:''' You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the f*ck up! |
| 2289 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]] |
| 2290 | * Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive. |
| 2291 | ** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]" |
| 2292 | * This: |
| 2293 | -->'''Chubbs:''' You win the open tomorrow, you're automatically on the pro tour. |
| 2294 | -->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK. |
| 2295 | * Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]] |
| 2296 | * This bit: |
| 2297 | -->'''Chubbs:''' TIME! |
| 2298 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders. |
| 2299 | * When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing: |
| 2300 | -->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips... |
| 2301 | -->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III. |
| 2302 | * As Happy tries to putt: |
| 2303 | -->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. |
| 2304 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]] |
| 2305 | * This: |
| 2306 | -->'''Chubbs:''' Happy riding the bull? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL! |
| 2307 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]] |
| 2308 | * When Happy fails at putting yet again: |
| 2309 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]] |
| 2310 | * When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson: |
| 2311 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD! |
| 2312 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]] |
| 2313 | * This bit: |
| 2314 | -->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex. |
| 2315 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]] |
| 2316 | * This: |
| 2317 | -->'''Bob Barker:''' Alright, Happy. Nice and easy. |
| 2318 | -->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right. |
| 2319 | * Followed with: |
| 2320 | -->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar! |
| 2321 | -->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac. |
| 2322 | * Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]] |
| 2323 | ** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange. |
| 2324 | * "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf." |
| 2325 | * This: |
| 2326 | -->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry. |
| 2327 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas. |
| 2328 | * When Chubbs dies: |
| 2329 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]] |
| 2330 | * Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck: |
| 2331 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]] |
| 2332 | * When Chubbs' angel appears: |
| 2333 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]] |
| 2334 | * As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate: |
| 2335 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here. |
| 2336 | * When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled. |
| 2337 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 2338 | -->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you! |
| 2339 | -->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]] |
| 2340 | [[/folder]] |
| 2341 | |
| 2342 | [[folder:''The Hateful 8'']] |
| 2343 | * The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background. |
| 2344 | --->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that. |
| 2345 | [[/folder]] |
| 2346 | |
| 2347 | [[folder:''Heavy Metal'']] |
| 2348 | * The first sin: |
| 2349 | -->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe. |
| 2350 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration. |
| 2351 | * "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us." |
| 2352 | * During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing": |
| 2353 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]] |
| 2354 | * As the spaceship car descends to Earth: |
| 2355 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord. |
| 2356 | * When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar: |
| 2357 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]] |
| 2358 | * This bit: |
| 2359 | -->'''Loc-Nar:''' I am the sum of all evil! |
| 2360 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]] |
| 2361 | * During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon": |
| 2362 | -->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.'' |
| 2363 | * This bit: |
| 2364 | -->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth. |
| 2365 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!" |
| 2366 | * This: |
| 2367 | -->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder. |
| 2368 | -->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new? |
| 2369 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]] |
| 2370 | * This bit: |
| 2371 | -->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you? |
| 2372 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied. |
| 2373 | * When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar: |
| 2374 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]] |
| 2375 | * This: |
| 2376 | -->'''The Girl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all! |
| 2377 | -->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name. |
| 2378 | * At the ending of the first story: |
| 2379 | -->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one. |
| 2380 | -->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case. |
| 2381 | * Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories: |
| 2382 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?! |
| 2383 | * At the beginning of "Den": |
| 2384 | -->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere. |
| 2385 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]] |
| 2386 | * When Den arrives on Neverwhere: |
| 2387 | -->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out! |
| 2388 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[QuestionableCasting John f*cking Candy, that's who!]] |
| 2389 | * This bit: |
| 2390 | -->'''Den:''' There was only one problem... |
| 2391 | -->'''Norl:''' COME! |
| 2392 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]] |
| 2393 | * As Den is taken away: |
| 2394 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English! |
| 2395 | -->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]] |
| 2396 | * This: |
| 2397 | -->'''The Queen:''' If you pleasure me...I may let you live. |
| 2398 | -->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?! |
| 2399 | * Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead. |
| 2400 | * During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn": |
| 2401 | -->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead? |
| 2402 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was. |
| 2403 | * This bit: |
| 2404 | -->'''Hanover Fiste:''' Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal... |
| 2405 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?! |
| 2406 | * When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster: |
| 2407 | -->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!''' |
| 2408 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this. |
| 2409 | * Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12": |
| 2410 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow." |
| 2411 | * Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far. |
| 2412 | * During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous": |
| 2413 | -->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green! |
| 2414 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]] |
| 2415 | * "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''" |
| 2416 | * As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg": |
| 2417 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]] |
| 2418 | * At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise: |
| 2419 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal. |
| 2420 | * During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench. |
| 2421 | * The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar: |
| 2422 | -->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'. |
| 2423 | * This bit: |
| 2424 | -->'''Loc-Nar:''' My stories are almost over. |
| 2425 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]] |
| 2426 | * When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions: |
| 2427 | -->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me. |
| 2428 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]] |
| 2429 | * During "Taarna": |
| 2430 | -->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US! |
| 2431 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]] |
| 2432 | * As the barbarians attack: |
| 2433 | -->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors! |
| 2434 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]] |
| 2435 | * When Taarna strips before beginning her combat: |
| 2436 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil. |
| 2437 | * At a shot of the ruined planet: |
| 2438 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones. |
| 2439 | * Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern. |
| 2440 | * When Taarna kills the barbarian leader: |
| 2441 | -->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way." |
| 2442 | * As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop: |
| 2443 | -->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album! |
| 2444 | * When the girl turns into Taarna: |
| 2445 | -->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender. |
| 2446 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense. |
| 2447 | * The last sin: |
| 2448 | -->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe. |
| 2449 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]] |
| 2450 | * One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze. |
| 2451 | [[/folder]] |
| 2452 | |
| 2453 | [[folder:''Hereditary'']] |
| 2454 | * At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse: |
| 2455 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing? |
| 2456 | * "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]" |
| 2457 | ** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it. |
| 2458 | * When Peter creeps on a girl in school: |
| 2459 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Pun}} Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]] |
| 2460 | * This bit: |
| 2461 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]] |
| 2462 | * Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo". |
| 2463 | * Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues." |
| 2464 | * At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins: |
| 2465 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil. |
| 2466 | * When Peter screams in the middle of class: |
| 2467 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW. |
| 2468 | * Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE." |
| 2469 | * "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]" |
| 2470 | * When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack: |
| 2471 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]] |
| 2472 | * At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them: |
| 2473 | -->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome." |
| 2474 | [[/folder]] |
| 2475 | |
| 2476 | [[folder:''Highlander'']] |
| 2477 | * The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie. |
| 2478 | * Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens. |
| 2479 | * "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]" |
| 2480 | * This bit: |
| 2481 | -->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?! |
| 2482 | -->'''Connor''': Lots of different places! |
| 2483 | -->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice. |
| 2484 | * This: |
| 2485 | -->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy. |
| 2486 | -->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are... |
| 2487 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] |
| 2488 | * [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]] |
| 2489 | * Jeremy cracks up at [[QuestionableCasting Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]] |
| 2490 | ** Later: |
| 2491 | -->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian. |
| 2492 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it. |
| 2493 | * When Ramirez disappears from one shot to the next: |
| 2494 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing". |
| 2495 | * Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes. |
| 2496 | * At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]: |
| 2497 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously! |
| 2498 | * "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!" |
| 2499 | * At a shot of animated demons through the air: |
| 2500 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia. |
| 2501 | [[/folder]] |
| 2502 | |
| 2503 | [[folder:''Hitch'']] |
| 2504 | * Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]] |
| 2505 | * Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it. |
| 2506 | * At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building: |
| 2507 | -->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER! |
| 2508 | * Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch: |
| 2509 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity. |
| 2510 | * "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]" |
| 2511 | * This bit: |
| 2512 | -->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man! |
| 2513 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]] |
| 2514 | * During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time: |
| 2515 | -->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same. |
| 2516 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?! |
| 2517 | * Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself. |
| 2518 | * This: |
| 2519 | -->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past... |
| 2520 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]] |
| 2521 | * Immediately followed with: |
| 2522 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally. |
| 2523 | * Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies' man, claiming that even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills. |
| 2524 | * When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]" |
| 2525 | * After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door: |
| 2526 | -->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released". |
| 2527 | * When Albert pratfalls while on the phone: |
| 2528 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[{{Pun}} Blart attack!]] |
| 2529 | * At a shot of a newspaper: |
| 2530 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]] |
| 2531 | * Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules". |
| 2532 | ** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie. |
| 2533 | * "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!" |
| 2534 | * When Albert gets his backhair waxed: |
| 2535 | -->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]] |
| 2536 | * "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!" |
| 2537 | * At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]] |
| 2538 | [[/folder]] |
| 2539 | |
| 2540 | [[folder:''Hocus Pocus'']] |
| 2541 | * The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie: |
| 2542 | -->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny. |
| 2543 | * When the witches suck out a child's soul: |
| 2544 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]] |
| 2545 | * This: |
| 2546 | -->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! |
| 2547 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]] |
| 2548 | * Jeremy's comments on Ice: |
| 2549 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]] |
| 2550 | * At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]". |
| 2551 | * This bit: |
| 2552 | -->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus! |
| 2553 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]] |
| 2554 | * This: |
| 2555 | -->'''Mary:''' I smell...children. |
| 2556 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]] |
| 2557 | * When the Sandersons come across a road: |
| 2558 | -->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone! |
| 2559 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]] |
| 2560 | * The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie. |
| 2561 | * At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall: |
| 2562 | -->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act. |
| 2563 | * During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence: |
| 2564 | -->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die! |
| 2565 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's. |
| 2566 | * When the Sandersons come back from being burned: |
| 2567 | -->'''Winnie:''' I want my book. |
| 2568 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh. |
| 2569 | * When Max and Allison hold hands: |
| 2570 | -->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin! |
| 2571 | * This: |
| 2572 | -->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul! |
| 2573 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]] |
| 2574 | * The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye: |
| 2575 | -->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]] |
| 2576 | ** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]: |
| 2577 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t! |
| 2578 | * One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]]. |
| 2579 | [[/folder]] |
| 2580 | |
| 2581 | [[folder:''Hook'']] |
| 2582 | * In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight: |
| 2583 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on? |
| 2584 | * Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook. |
| 2585 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea. |
| 2586 | * "Hook hookers". |
| 2587 | * "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". |
| 2588 | * When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger". |
| 2589 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many. |
| 2590 | [[/folder]] |
| 2591 | |
| 2592 | [[folder:''House of the Dead'']] |
| 2593 | * The first sin of the video: |
| 2594 | -->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS |
| 2595 | -->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*'' |
| 2596 | * An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card. |
| 2597 | -->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid. |
| 2598 | [[/folder]] |
| 2599 | |
| 2600 | [[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']] |
| 2601 | * At the beginning of the film: |
| 2602 | -->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you. |
| 2603 | -->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe. |
| 2604 | * Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead." |
| 2605 | * A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video. |
| 2606 | * During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]] |
| 2607 | ** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]] |
| 2608 | * At a shot of the house: |
| 2609 | -->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it? |
| 2610 | * When Selena shows up: |
| 2611 | -->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]] |
| 2612 | * This bit: |
| 2613 | -->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave... |
| 2614 | -->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film? [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]] |
| 2615 | * Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t." |
| 2616 | * This bit: |
| 2617 | -->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you. |
| 2618 | -->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house! |
| 2619 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]] |
| 2620 | * Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin. |
| 2621 | * This: |
| 2622 | -->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena. |
| 2623 | -->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie? |
| 2624 | * This bit: |
| 2625 | -->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls. |
| 2626 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]] |
| 2627 | * Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke. |
| 2628 | ** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book". |
| 2629 | * This: |
| 2630 | -->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do... |
| 2631 | -->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know." |
| 2632 | * At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air: |
| 2633 | -->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]] |
| 2634 | * When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope: |
| 2635 | -->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture". |
| 2636 | * "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]" |
| 2637 | ** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins". |
| 2638 | *** Later still: |
| 2639 | -->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN! |
| 2640 | -->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]] |
| 2641 | * Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that: |
| 2642 | -->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]] |
| 2643 | * This: |
| 2644 | -->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong. |
| 2645 | -->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]] |
| 2646 | * Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]] |
| 2647 | * One of the outtakes: |
| 2648 | -->'''Johnathan''': Isaac! |
| 2649 | -->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]] |
| 2650 | * Another outtake: |
| 2651 | -->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine. |
| 2652 | -->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]] |
| 2653 | [[/folder]] |
| 2654 | |
| 2655 | [[folder:''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']] |
| 2656 | * WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]]. |
| 2657 | * The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again. |
| 2658 | * At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him: |
| 2659 | -->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\ |
| 2660 | '''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]? |
| 2661 | ** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care." |
| 2662 | --->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey. |
| 2663 | * Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it. |
| 2664 | * Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much. |
| 2665 | * As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark: |
| 2666 | -->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\ |
| 2667 | '''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!" |
| 2668 | * When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation... |
| 2669 | -->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground! |
| 2670 | * In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene... |
| 2671 | -->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue! |
| 2672 | * When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green... |
| 2673 | -->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]] |
| 2674 | * The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is following a scen with Grinch prank calling Lou, which is a blunt... |
| 2675 | --> '''Critic:''' Just insert the last line we used on this one. |
| 2676 | * During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!" |
| 2677 | ** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing. |
| 2678 | * This line: |
| 2679 | -->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders! |
| 2680 | -->'''Critic:''' In front of a green screen snorting uppers and downers. |
| 2681 | * The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme": |
| 2682 | -->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try. |
| 2683 | * As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled... |
| 2684 | -->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\ |
| 2685 | '''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*'' |
| 2686 | [[/folder]] |
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