Tropers Do It / With Video Games

Video Games do it however you tell them:

• Master Chief does it with Cortana.
  • The Covenant do it with rings.
• Duke Nukem will do it when he's ready.
  • Those alien bastards are gonna pay for doing it in Duke's ride!
• Wolf O'Donnell can't let you do it, Star Fox.
  • Only Andross has the brains to do it!
  • Peppy Hare does it by pressing Z or R twice.
  • Fox McCloud has to do it alone!
    • Personally, Falco prefers to do it in the air.
  • Falco Lombardi does it to keep your hands off his prey bread.
  • Pigma Dengar said your daddy did it reaaaal good before he DIED!!!
• Pit does it with flightless wings.
  • Pit is sorry to keep you waiting for him to do it again.
    • He'll make his enemies bark like a dog while doing them!
  • Before that, Pit got to do it in Brawl.
  • Pandora does it with hard work and determination.
  • Dark Pit doesn't need anyone to tell him how to do it.
  • Medusa has waited 25 years to do it again.
• Prinnies do it explosively, dood.
  • Laharl does it on his throne.
  • Etna does it behind Laharl's back.
  • Flonne does it for LOVE!
  • Mid-Boss does it, but nobody takes him seriously.
    • Mid-Boss does it with little children.
  • Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth! does it FOR JUSTICE!
  • Adell doesn't do it. It's just not his style.
  • Rozalin doesn't do it either, for she is a being of solitude.
  • Jennifer probably wants to do it with tentacles.
  • Yukimaru does it in the snow, zam.
  • The Prism Rangers do it colorfully.
  • Raspberyl does it the right way because "good" demons don't.
  • Mao does it to get one step closer to being a hero.
  • Pleinair would do it, but it missed her.
  • Geoffrey thought this might happen, so he did it.
  • Almaz needs to hurry if he wants to do it.
    • 666 hours until Almaz does it.
  • Mr. Champloo does it according to his own personal cookbook. BOOM!
  • Valvatorez does it because he promised to.
  • Fenrich does it all for his lord.
• Samus does it with protection.
  • Other times, she can do it in a tight suit.
  • The first time Samus did it, everyone thought she was a dude.
  • If Samus does it fast enough, she'll take off her clothes.
  • Remember when Anthony Higgs did it? No?
  • Adam hasn't authorized you to do it!
• Snorlax does it in its sleep.
  • Skitty does it with Wailord.
  • Pikachu does it to the horn ...wait, what?
  • Looks like Team Rocket's doing it again! * bling!*
  • Ash has been doing it for over 13 seasons... without growing an inch.
  • Ash wants to do it the very best, like no one ever was.
  • Lucario does it with its aura.
  • Spiritomb and Sableye do it with no weaknesses
  • Magikarp can't do it until it evolves.
  • Magikarp SWEARS TO GOD it will do it when it evolves!
  • The Elite Four always do it on top.
  • Brock wants to do it but is prevented from doing so.
  • All Pokémon do it even after they run out of PP.
  • Ditto does it with everybody.
  • Gary Oak does it with his unignorable girth.
  • Drowzee and Hypno do it with abducted children.
  • Rattata, Pidgey, Caterpie, Weedle, Geodude, Zubat, Sentret, Zigzagoon, Wurmple, Bidoof, Starly, Patrat, Pidove, Lilipup, Woobat and Boldore do it in more places and more often than other Pokémon.
    • Rattata does it with a Focus Sash, Endeavor, and Quick Attack.
  • Snivy does it smugly.
  • Chili does it WITH FIRE!
  • Cress does it totally calm and collected.
  • Cilan isn't sure he should be doing it...
  • Skyla doesn't just do it, she's president of the Mile High Club.
  • Bianca will do it no matter who tells her she can't, no matter how many bad things happen.
  • Cheren will do it until he's the strongest.
  • Slaking does it regularly, but only when it can be bothered.
  • Regigigas takes a while to do it, but it doesn't half do it when it gets going.
  • Gligar only does it at night, and only with the correct equipment.
  • Gardevoir will do it if her Trainer needs it.
  • Rotom does it with various gadgets.
  • The Fan Club President only does it if it's cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?
  • Magnemite can do it with two others to make something more powerful.
    • Magneton will do it, but only in secluded places.
  • Gyarados and Steelix aren't permitted to do it in the park. And that's discrimination.
  • Groudon and Kyogre will do it ferociously, as long as Rayquaza isn't watching.
  • Kyruem does it with Reshiram or Zekrom-but not at the same time.
  • Cyrus does it without emotion.
  • Mars got in a lot of trouble for doing it at the windworks, but she keeps doing it. She eventually does it with Jupiter.
  • Cynthia does it with amazing support, and she'd like to do it with Giratina.
  • Cloyster does it with lots of protection.
    • Shuckle, even more so.
  • Psychic types do it specially.
  • Marowaks do it with their bone.
  • Nuzlocke trainers do it once a route, every route.
    • And they do it with the first thing they lay their eyes on.
    • Nuzlocke trainers do it as the rules say. ^*Giovanni: WHAT RULES?!
• Link does it with lots of toys.
  • Link does it silently.
  • Princess Zelda does it wisely.
    • She's also been known to do it in her sleep... or on a train.
    • Sheik does it in diguise.
  • Ganondorf does it and comes back for more.
    • Ganondorf does it to you when you thought you were doing it with someone else.
  • Midna does it in the dark.
  • Tingle does it for 398 rupees.
  • HEY! LISTEN! Navi knows how to do it.
  • King Harkinian does it for dinner, mah boi!
    • King Harkianian takes The Triforce of Courage to protect him when he does it.
  • You really don't want to know how ReDeads do it.
  • Dodongos dislike when people smoke after doing it.
  • Squadalah! Gwonam is off to do it!
  • It's dangerous to do it alone. TAKE THIS!
  • Yuga does it artfully.
  • Ghirahim does it with the soft, supple skin of his arms.
• Psychonauts do it with their minds.
  • Fred Bonaparte's ancestor thinks he sucks at it.
    • Also, Fred and Crispin did it once. Crispin dominated.
    • Crispin, however, will not do it unless you come wearing a straitjacket, a metal claw, and a velvet painting on your face.
  • Edgar Teglee does it with his wife.
    • He's also sick of doing it, but can't seem to help it.
    • Dingo Inflagrante does it with your spouse. Right in front of you.
  • Gloria von Gouten's brain broke when her mother did it.
  • Milla does it on TV, darling.
  • Elton does it with the fish.
  • Oleander forced Linda to do it.
  • Vernon does it nonstop whenever people are listening.
  • Maloof does it with Mikhail's help.
  • Phoebe and Quentin do it in the middle of the lodge.
  • Clem and Crystal have big plans for doing it.
  • Raz ran away from home in order to do it.
• When Jade does it, she takes lots of pictures.
• Sho Minamimoto does it zetta slowly to those factoring hectopascals.
  • Neku does it by himself.
  • Beat lets his gut do it for him.
  • Mitsuki Konishi does it just to piss you off.
  • Megumi Kitaniji never does it the same way twice.
  • Joshua knows more about it than you think.
  • Shiki does it in her friend's body.
  • Uzuki Yashiro will do it to anybody to get her promotion.
  • Koki Kariya can do it better than anyone. Except he just doesn't feel like it.
  • Yodai Higashizawa likes to "serve" just as much as he likes to "eat".
• Snake has the better genes to do it.
  • Snake also does it in a cardboard box.
  • Big Boss does it, and everyone loves him for it.
  • Ocelot does it for himself, while making everyone think he does it for them.
    • Don't even think about doing it, or he'll know!
  • Psycho Mantis does it with the vibration controller.
  • Raiden did it and had no choice.
  • Otacon did it over the CODEC.
  • The Colonel Needs Scissors!! 61! to do it.
  • The Boss did it for her country.
  • Mei Ling does it with proverbs.
  • The Pain does it while covered in BEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
  • Solidus does it with his tentacles.
  • Liquid Snake does it one-handedly.
  • Stillman does it, but it kills his soul.
  • Fortune does it with a railgun, because no-one can prevent her from doing it.
  • Fatman says he does it for fame, but he also does it for the Patriots.
  • Volgin wants to do it like the first stage of a rocket.
  • Zero wants to do it like The Boss did, but goes a bit far.
  • Laughing Octopus does it, but she makes a mess if she's caught doing it.
  • Peace Walker is supposed to do it without anyone's input, but no-one expected her to actually do it.
• Mario does it in the air with mushrooms.
  • Mario also does it on your head.
  • Luigi does it in the background.
  • Wario does it to anyone in his way.
    • Wario also makes his friends do it for him.
    • And now, he's making YOU do it for him.
  • One time, Peach got to do it herself.
  • If it weren't for the Yoshis, Mario (and Luigi) couldn't have done it.
  • Rosalina does it IN SPACE!
  • Doing it makes him feel good, said Count Bleck.
    • Count Bleck does it by the book.
  • Fawful can do it, for he has FURY!
  • Where there's smoke, they do it back!
    • Nice of the princess to invite us to do it, gay Luigi!
  • Bowser wants to do it with Peach, and doesn't want anyone else doing it. Even it that means having to team up with his arch-nemesis.
    • EVERYONE in the Mushroom Kingdom does it on Go-karts for some reason.
    • The Blue Shell does it when you're in first place and the Lightning Bolt usually does it when you're over a bottomless pit.
• Cranky Kong does it old-school.
  • Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong did it for the sake of bananas!
• Sonic does it while spinning into 'bots.
  • Aren't you forgetting? Sonic does it at Super-Speed!
  • When Sonic does it, his grunts and shouts can wake the dead.
  • Sonic thinks you're doing it too slow!
  • Sonic does it while reaching for the stars.
  • Eggman does it in his Egg Mobile.
  • Tails does it while spinning both his tails.
  • Amy does it with a hammer from out of nowhere.
  • Knuckles has a habit of doing it with the wrong person.
  • Shadow is either very good or very bad at doing it.
  • Rouge does it sexily.
  • Super Sonic can't do it without magic emeralds.
    • Hyper Sonic and Knuckles got to do it in one game made from two. But who could remember that?
    • Super Tails and Knuckles did it, but aren't allowed to anymore.
    • Sonic the Werehog does it in the night.
  • Chip does it for chocolate.
  • Three of them can do it with the power of teamwork!
• L-block does it better than Link.
• GLaDOS does it while trying to promise you cake, after which you will be--missed.
  • GLaDOS also does it as part of an optional testing procedure.
  • The Companion Cube will never threaten to do it with you.
  • Chell does it quietly.
  • Cave Johnson does it--WITH THE LEMONS!
  • They told Wheatley he would DIE if he ever did it.
• The Heavy does it 10,000 times per minute with Sasha.

  • It costs $400,000.00 dollars to do it with the Heavy... for twelve seconds.
  • The Heavy also does it while eating sandvich.

  • Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother, the Scout does it. BONK!
  • The Sniper has a plan to do it to everyone he meets.
    • Good Snipers switch places periodically while they do it.
  • The Soldier does it because Sun Tzu told him to.
    • And from now on when two animals do it together, it's called a zoo...Unless it's a farm.
  • The Pyro does it with fire!
    • The Pyro does it with the W key and the left mouse button.
  • The Medic does it with the Heavy.
    • The Medic does it from behind.
    • As does the Spy.
  • The Spy could be anyone you do it with.
    • Others watch the spy doing it wearing a cardboard mask.
    • The RED Spy does it with your mother!
  • The Engineer does it with a gun. And if that don't work, he does it with more gun.
  • If the Demoman did it badly, he wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would he!?
    • And he does it with an unhappy, bloody ending.
• Salem and Rios do it together.
• Dr. Wily's done it the same way at least ten times now.
  • Proto Man does it to his own tune.
  • Mega Man needs the right tools to do it.
    • Mega Man takes your abilities after he's done it with you.
  • When Hornet Man does it, it stings.
  • Cut Man does it with scissors.
  • Gutsman does it anally. DUN-AH
  • No one can do it with Airman.
  • Do you think Splash Woman can do it?
  • Tengu Man doesn't think doing it with you is worth the effort.
• Mega Man X doesn't want to do it, but he does nonetheless.
  • Zero DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING IT FOOOOOOOOOR!!!11!1
  • When Axl does it, everyone hates him.
  • Sigma does it over and over again.
    • When Lumine does it to Sigma, everybody's surprised.
  • Flame Hyenard doesn't want to do it; he just wants to BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
  • Do it and die, GBD! For everlasting peace!
  • Colonel did it, and then everything goes to hell.
    • It's actually Magma Dragoon who did it...
  • Chill Penguin tells X to do it, but he hesitates.
  • X's hand glows with an awesome power, and then he did it to Sigma.
• Lan does it on the Internet.
  • Mr. Match does it hot.
  • Masa does it old-school... or with a helmet-mask.
  • Higsby does it for the chips.
    • He and Masa also want to do it with Ms. Mari.
• Vault Dwellers do it underground.
  • The Brotherhood of Steel does it in Power Armor.
  • Super Mutants don't do it.
    • Fawkes won't do it because it's your destiny.
  • Ghouls can do it for hundreds of years.
    • Gob only does it once Moriarty is dead.
  • Powder Gangers do it with a BANG!
  • The way you do it...the way you do it never changes.
• You cannot grasp the true form of how Giygas does it!
  • Do you really want to know how Giygas can do it to you?!
  • Ness does it with baseball bats and yoyos.
  • The Ultimate Chimera does it in one hit.
    • Lucas does it with (PK) love.
  • Ninten did it before Ness and Lucas.
  • Fans helped Mother 3 do it outside Japan.
    • Nintendo of America didn't even bother to do it themselves.
• Square Enix did it with Disney.
  • Sora does it with a giant key.
  • Riku did it for the darkness.
  • King Mickey only does it after you're dead.
  • Roxas and Axel do it together. Got it memorized?
  • Marluxia does it with vines.
  • Saix does it in the moonlight.
  • Lexaeus is rock hard when he does it.
  • Xigbar can do it on the ceiling.
  • No one remembers Xion doing it.
• Rayman can do it without arms or legs.
• A rabbid DAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHs it.
  • Alternatively, Bunnies can't do it but they can DANCE!
• Master Hand does it four times.
  • Tabuu makes others do it for him only to kill them off for doing it right.
  • Most hardcore gamers like to do it in Melee more than Brawl.
    • You must have NO ITEMS! with FOX ONLY! on FINAL DESTINATION! to do it.
• The Captain do it because he know what he doing.
• Sakuya does it Elegantly with kitty ears in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, because she was forced to wear them by the Scarlet Sisters. Don't believe me? I have evidence here!
  • Orin does it in Gensokyo just like Michael Jackson does in Thriller.
  • Reimu does it for donations.
  • Marisa does it with everyone else's spellcards, ze.
  • Alice does it but only after fussing and pretending to be uninterested. She might have her special dolls join in, if you're lucky.
    • Alice has also done it to Shanghai AND Medicine against their wills.
  • Yuyuko does it with Mystia when she's hungry for something else.
  • Kaguya and Mokou go too far when doing it to each other. Good thing they can self-revive.
    • Unfortunately, they are often interrupted by Tewi before they can do it seriously, except for that one time...
  • Yukari has so many ways to do it with her Shikigami Ran. She even takes people home with her when she takes a liking to them...
    • Ran wants to do it with CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  • Patchouli has studied very well on how to do it, but her asthma affects her performance.
    • Koakuma does it to help Patchouli with her research.
  • Rumia does it in the dark; since she can't see what she's doing, she makes mistakes.
  • Flandre does it in the basement, for decades or even centuries at a time.
    • She also uses Four Of A Kind to quadruple-team you by herself.
  • Kanako and Suwako only do it because they want you to believe in them.
    • Sanae does it because she's a good girl.
  • Aya would do it with you without asking for an interview, but you'll need to avoid being swept away.
  • Medicine wants to do it with you, but her toxicity makes it difficult to do it without hurting you.
  • Hong Meiling would do it with you if you call her by her real name (hint: it's not "China").
  • Tewi would only do it if there's a chance she could inflict an amusing and humiliating injury on you afterwards for kicks.
  • Tenshi demands you do it to her roughly.
    • Iku would do it to Tenshi using her drill-scarf.
  • Utsuho insists on doing it with nuclear-powered toys. And you can't resist.
  • Cirno does it very stupidly.
    • Cirno does it ⑨ times.
    • After Cirno does it with you, you won't be able to. For a long time.
    • Letty Whiterock only does it during Winter, so Cirno can't play with her all year long.
  • Keine does it unless you forget to do your homework -then you get CAVED instead.
  • Mystia sings while doing it.
  • Suika does it at any size, especially after knocking back one for the road.
  • Reisen Udongein Inaba does it while staring at you and screwing your mind
  • Eirin would like you to try her new pills before attempting to do it.
    • She also does it to Reisen as punishment.
  • Mima used to do it with a bang.
    • As does Yuka, with her umbrella. Oh, and she loves doing two at once, by which I am referring to Dual Spark, of course.
    • Meanwhile, Elly does it with the Extra Stage Sisters to the beat of Bad Apple!! while waiting for their chance to return to Gensokyo.
    • Kana Anaberal's looking for a new home because her best friend won't do it with her anymore.
  • Hina loves to twirl around while doing it.
  • Nitori can do it with some leftover bamboo and parchment scraps without worrying about what she's making.
  • Komachi does it while on the job, which upsets her boss.
  • Akyu only has to do it once, then she'll remember it so well, she'll still remember it in her next life.
  • Satori knows just how you want it done.
    • Yamame Kurodane [[BoundAndGagged may use her webbing while doing it.
    • Yuugi can do it without her sake dropping.
    • Koishi lets it be known] how much she wants to do it with her Embers of Love.
  • Lily White does it to welcome Spring, but not everyone she does it to is thrilled.
  • Chen and Orin chase poor Nazrin because they want to do it to her. Since she's Nazrin.
    • Kogasa only does it to get a reaction out of you, because she's lonely. Unfortunately, she isn't very good at doing it either.
    • Ichirin and Unzan do it together, with LASERS and BRO-fist bullets.
    • CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA does it with a theme song named after herself, and does it to her "subordinates" as well. In the butt. With her trusty anchor.
    • Byakuren Hijiri did it for our sins.
    • Yukkuris just want to take it easy as they do it.
• Bomberman does it explosively.
• Thrall doesn't do it just because someone says "FOR THE HORDE!"
  • Leeroy Jenkins charges blindly into it, screaming at the top of his lungs.
  • Mankrik would do it with his wife... if he could find her.
  • No one can hope to do it better than Hogger!
  • If Saurfang did it, everyone in Kalimdor would feel it.
  • Rogues do it from behind.
  • Mages do it with sheep.
  • Warriors do it angry.
  • Priests do it with the lights on.
    • But Shadow Priests do it with the lights off.
  • Druids do it like animals.
  • Hunters do it WITH animals!
  • Shamans do it with their ancestors.
  • Paladins do it with protection.
  • Warlocks do it with demons.
  • Death Knights do it with corpses.
  • Monks do it drunk.
• The Dark Queen may do it, but at least she doesn't use cheat codes!
• Sackboys do it any way you want them to.
• Ike does it for his friends.
  • Sain does it because he thinks it's the "right" thing to do.
  • Gatrie will do it if you put a skirt on it.
  • Ephraim will do it eventually.
  • Sylvia does it as a "special dance".
  • Lachesis won't do it with anyone less awesome than her brother.
  • Jagen (and everyone else like him) does it the best, but doesn't get a lot of mileage out of the experience.
  • Danved (who is definitely not Devdan) will do it like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill to do it, because Danved is pretty amazing.
  • At long last! Marth gets to do it here himself!
  • Yuria breaks the game if she does it...with her half brother.
  • Celice, Sigurd, Yuria, Diadora and quite a few others in their game can't do it, unless they're married.
  • The First Generation does it for the kids.
    • The Second Generation do it for the Crit.
  • Kris does it any way the player wants him/her to!
  • Chrom does it to fight Fate!
    • And the Avatar can do it with anyone. Heterosexually, anyway.
• Sanger, Sanger Zonvolt does it while cleaving evil.
  • Ratsel/Elzam interrupts everyone else when he does it.
  • Ryusei played years of eroge before he did it.
  • Kyosuke Nanbu doesn't mind doing it while betting on the tough odds.
  • Excellen Browning does it wearing a bunny suit.
  • Axel 'Ahoseru' Almer does it so he knows who he is and what kind of girlfriend he has.
  • Lamia Loveless does it with grammars messed up hard so it is or-or whi-hile stut-stut-stutter-ter-ter... GRR! STUTTERRING!
  • Kai Kitamura does it just with his hand.
  • Ibis Douglas does it like a shooting star... always crashing to the ground
    • Anything Ibis does is love.
  • Aschen Brodel does it with CODE DTD!!!
  • Suzuka-hime does it with A DISCO BALL and Gatling Guns!
• Ratchet does it with a BIG gun.
  • Clank seems to do it with every girl he meets.
  • Captain Qwark boasts about how he does it, but fails at actually doing it.
  • Plumber does it once per game.
• Dolores does it with a big cockpit.
• Regal does it with his feet.
  • Lloyd does it with both of his fathers' swords.
  • Genis does it with toys.
  • Colette does it but she can't feel a thing.
  • Kratos does it with lots of belts.]]
  • The protagonists do it together for a peaceful world.
  • Sheena is going to do it the next time she sees you.
  • Kvar does it as he burns in hell.
  • Zelos does it for the side most likely to win.
  • Raine does it for the sake of research.
  • Presea does it with maximum efficiency.
  • Yuan does it with Botta and the Renegades.
  • Mithos has wanted to do it with his sister for four thousand years.
  • Tenebrae does it in the smooth, wonderful Darkness!
  • Marta does it, but only with Emil.
  • Emil does it better when he's not himself.
• The Belmonts do it with their whips because they don't believe that Dracula should be allowed to do it in their world.
  • Dracula was told to do it by HUMANS who wished to pay HIM tribute.
    • Tribute?! Dracula did it by stealing men's souls, and making them his slaves.
    • Dracula said that perhaps the same could be said of doing it with all religions.
    • Dracula's words are as empty as his soul. Mankind ill needs to do it with a Saviour such as him.
    • What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, let's do it!
  • Shanoa does it on her back.
    • HOW DARE SHE! EVEN FORGETTING! WHO DID IT TO HER!
  • Simon Belmont did it first.
    • Chronologically Leon was the first to do it.
  • Julius can still do it at 55 years old.
  • Juste can do it while decorating.
  • Gabriel can do it in the light or the darkness.
  • Alucard does it upside-down.
  • Soma Cruz does it with monsters.
• Phoenix Wright OBJECTS to any insinuations that he does it with his finger.
  • Phoenix and Edgeworth do it loudly, slamming on the desk.
  • Manfred von Karma does it perfectly.
    • Manfred von Karma wall-bangs it.
  • Franziska von Karma does it with a whip.
  • Godot needs exactly seventeen cups of coffee when he does it. Eighteen, if he wants to do it well.
  • Larry Butz always gets into trouble doing it.
  • Pearl Fey thinks Phoenix and Maya do it all the time.
  • Apollo Justice is watching you do it... very closely.
  • Nobody knows whether or not Trucy Wright's done it, because she never goes to bed without her favorite pair of pants.
  • Ema Skye does it...''scientifically''.
  • Mia Fey does it in her sisters' bodies.
    • After her first time, she couldn't do it again for a whole year.
  • Miles Edgeworth did it once pretending to be a Defense Attorney.
  • Wendy Oldbag used to do it back when she was young, and in fact she would still like to do it with Edgey-poo, but he doesn't want to do it with her, she doesn't know why, since she used to be quite the beauty, but it doesn't matter, since she won't do it with you unless you give her a present, whippersnapper! *ratatatatatatat*
  • When Klavier Gavin does it, he does it ''his way''!
  • Adrian Andrews used to hate doing it at first, but then Franziska showed her the way.
  • Chief Damon Gant will do it...just don't look into his eyes.
    • He's been doing it to Lana for the past two years, and thanks to fan speculation, may have done it to Ema when you left her in his office.
  • Shi-Long Lang does it according to Lang Zi's proverbs.
  • Kay Faraday does it like a modern-day Robin Hood!
  • Calisto Yew can't stop laughing, even when she does it.
  • Lotta just took a picture of all of you doing it.
  • Athena knows how you feel when you do it.
  • Simon Blackquill can do it with or without handcuffs.
• But...the future refused to change because Lavos did it.
  • Rumor has it that Schala is still doing it, even though she's supposed to be dead.
  • Crono is surprisingly quiet about doing it.
  • Marle ran away from her home just so that she could do it without limits.
  • If there's something (or someone) to be done, Lucca will do it!
  • Frog lost his humanity, but he can still do it... and he'll even lick your wounds clean!
  • Robo was designated to do it.
  • Ayla do it long time ago. Have lots fun.
    • Ayla do it with fists.
  • Magus did it to stop the world from ending, but then you had to go and stop him.
  • Serge had to do it because you broke time and space!
  • Kid does it with an inexplicable Australian accent.
  • Leena doesn't get to do it with you after all.
  • Glenn does it with you only if you abandon a girl to die.
  • Guile does it while thinking he should be someone else.
  • ZOAH DOES IT LOUD.
  • Belthasar did it behind the scenes so that everyone else could get their chance to do it.
  • Turns out Schala was doing it with Lavos all along!
• Captain Falcon did it with a punch!
• The Protagonist keeps Nyx and Erebus from doing it.
  • Doing it's part of Akihiko's strategy!
  • Fuuka doesn't do it, but she'll tell you that it has multiple weaknesses.
  • The sign on the wall says that it should be done by Aigis five minutes early.
  • Arf! Arf!
    • > Koromaru seems to be doing it.
  • ...Do it.
• The Protagonist does it while on TV.
  • Chie does it with a critical hit to the nads.
  • Kanji can't decide whether he wants to do it. With or without dudes.
  • Adachi does it because he's bored.
• Sakura Kasugano does it because she saw Ryu do it once, and thought it was really cool.
  • M. Bison did it on Tuesday, and it was DELICIOUS!
    OF COURSE!!
  • Ryu says you must do it to stand a chance against him.
  • Ken does it almost like Ryu.
  • Dhalsim stretches it out for as loooooooong as possible.
  • Chun Li uses her feet to do it.
  • Guile does it because that's how Charlie would have wanted it.
    • Anyone can do it to Guile's theme.
  • Balrog does it for the FIGHT MONEY!
  • Vega will only do it if you're beautiful enough.
  • Adon will do it to show you just how strong he is!
  • Seth does it because he wants your body.
  • Sagat is the best there is at doing it, and was known as the King of what he does as a result.
    • Sagat is still trying to make up for the time when he wasn't as good at doing it as Ryu was.
  • C. Viper does it with special equipment, and lots of other characters don't like that.
    • Abel was expected to be the one to do it, but C Viper did it instead.
  • Zangief can only do it close up.
  • Akuma is trying to teach Ryu to do it the same way he does.
  • Gen has two different ways of doing it. Both are very effective.
  • Everyone though Gouken did it, but he was just unconscious.
• Don't do it with Lu Bu.
• Ash does it for her sake, and he will not fail!
  • Marona will never get the proper credit she deserves for doing it.
• Nalia does it for the needy.
  • Minsc does it with bootprints on evil's buttocks FOR GOODNESS!!
    • Boo does it on the eye.
• Scorpion does it flawlessly. TOASTY!
  • Shang Tsung will do it to you so hard, your soul will feel it.
  • Shao Kahn says "It's official... you suck..." at doing it.
  • Johnny Cage makes doing it look easy!
  • Raiden must consult the Elder Gods before he does it.
• Alys Brangwin will only do it if she receives payment up front.
  • CASTs do it methodically.
  • The descendants of Orakio and Laya have done it for generations.
  • Dark Force does it once every thousand years.
  • Chaz Ashley doesn't think it's appropriate for people to do it without permission.
  • Alis Landale did it so well, statues were built in her honor.
• Zerglings do it in large numbers. Kekekekekekeke!
  • Zeratul will do it for Aiur!
• Gordon Freeman does it with a crowbar, without saying a word.
• TY does it for Bush Rescue.
• Kirby copies his partner when he does it.
  • Meta Knight did it with a huge warship.
  • King Dedede had a reason to do it, but Kirby figures this out too late.
  • The Squeaks do it for delicious cake.
• Amaterasu does it doggy-style.
• Zetta does it Freakin' Badassedly.
  • Alexander will do it to Zetta until there's nothing left.
  • Pram knows what to do because she read ahead.
• Kilik does it with a long, hard rod.
  • Ivy will whip you into shape when she does it.
  • Voldo can't see, hear, or speak, but he sure can do it...and "it" is freaking SCARY.
  • Mitsurugi can do it better with a sword than anyone else can with a gun.
  • Hilde does it in full body armor.
• Dante does it with style.
  • Nero does it with his hand.
• Cody Travers does it with handcuffs.
  • Mike Haggar does it so that he can practice his new "body slam".
• Heart Aino does it purely out of love.
  • Lieselotte likes to do it because she gets to pull all the strings.
  • Mildred does it every which way but the "right" one.
  • Kamui did it for 1000 years, and hasn't fatigued a bit.
  • Saki feels guilty about doing it, but won't tell anybody why.
  • Maori does it with the help of her sisters.
  • Fiona does it far away from everybody else.
  • Dorothy Albright does it with a full deck.
• Lady Deirdre does it with Mind Worms.
  • CEO Morgan does it for the energy.
  • Usurpers do it transcendentally.
  • Zakharov does it with SCIENCE!
  • Santiago does it with superior training and superior weaponry.
• Dwarves do it when they're in the mood.
  • Dwarves do it even when they're ON FIRE.
• Iji does it to save the earth, but she apologizes afterward. And really awesome music plays while she does it.
  • Dan says you don't have to do it, but you should get some practice.
  • The Komato do it with explosions. Lots of explosions.
• The Silencer does it with no pity, no mercy, no remorse, and no regret.
• The Guy laughs at your feeble attempts to do it, mortal!
  • The Kid DID IT TO A SWORD! THAT RETARD!
  • The apples/giant cherries/delicious fruit do it while falling up.
  • YOU DIDN'T DO IT. PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN.
• Bridget does it with her yo-yo.
  • Dizzy does it while the animals watch.
  • Sol Badguy did it with his past self, but he found out that it was unbearably painful, so he stopped.
  • Faust does it while extending his extremities.
  • Chipp does it with lightning-fast reflexes.
  • I-No does it like a Megalomania...c.
  • Potemkin does it very slowly.
  • Baiken does it with one hand.
  • Bedman has memorised everyone he ever did it with.
  • Elphelt does it like it's her wedding day.
• The Doctor does it with plants.
  • Quote does it and then steals your panties.
• Derek Stiles WILL do it!
  • And he did it to Emilio Juarez on an operating table three times.
  • GUILT and Stigma do it until your patient doesn't.
  • Open your eyes! The true nature of life is endless it-doing!
  • Elena Salazar believes in your doing-it skills!
  • Victor Niguel never does it. So SHUT UP.
  • Adel Tulba thinks that the Healing Touch is good for doing it.
• Hector has been doing it to everyone you thought was evil (and everyone who wasn't) for four games straight!
  • Ein does it with his girls and his guy.
    • Ledah will do it, but his heart won't be in it.
    • Fia does it for Ein.
    • Lina did it so well, she had the whole fandom fooled.
    • Serene does it as well as Ein, and she does it for the Arcs!
    • Cierra does it with fire magic, but might wind up doing it wrong...
    • Rose is getting kind of sick of having to tell Ein how to do it.
    • Malice does it for Hector because she's got nothing to lose anyway.
    • Sage and Fool do it to annoy Ein and his friends.
  • Yggdra does it for JUSTICE with a giant sword!
    • Gulcasa does it hot.
    • Nessiah is really sick of doing it in these stupid chains.
    • Kylier would be happy to do it if Milanor would just notice that she's FEMALE.
    • Milanor does it to every other bandit he sees, whether they have the nest egg to handle it or not.
    • Elena does it in Aegina's eye.
    • Emilia does it so you'll stop treating her like a child. And when you first meet her, she'll do it with a teddy bear.
    • Pamela does it to Nietzsche For Science! ...whether Nietzsche is okay with it or not.
    • #367 is t-trying to do it... don't up her synchronization!
  • Maria can do it with three of herself!
    • Meria does it for the hell of it (with impact--the bigger, the better).
    • Melissa does it with her huge chest.
    • Did Marietta EVER do it...
    • King Willimgard does it from beyond the grave.
    • Nordische and Pisce had it done to them, and everyone took it hard.
  • Garlot does it without thinking first.
    • Siskier does it with very little clothing, but will complain if it's too cold.
    • Jenon does it to impress the ladies.
    • Medoute has done it just about everywhere.
    • Leon is obsessed with doing it to Garlot.
    • Some bad people tried to do it to Emilia a few times, but now that she's started doing it herself, she just wants to keep doing it MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE--
    • Gulcasa and Nessiah do it together.
    • Luciana doesn't get to do it.
  • First Gulcasa did it, and then everyone started to copy him.
  • Giulio has a strange look in his eyes even when he does it.
    • It takes Alyssa a while to decide to do it.
    • Ragnus thinks it's unleaderly that he wants to do it so badly.
    • Valery sure isn't gonna stick around to do it if your troops keep being this racist.
    • Robertus won't let you do it.
  • Ishut does it at the top of his lungs.
    • Ashley thinks doing it will let him be happy.
    • Pinger is happy to broadcast how much you want to do it.
    • Ishut and Ashley did it together once.
• The fandom cried when Sephiroth did it to Aerith.
  • SOLDIERs do it with really big swords.
  • Yuffie took all your stuff while you were doing it.
  • Dyne made it seem that it was Barret doing it.
• Orks is made to do it wiv Funetik Aksent!
  • Mad Doks do it with Fightin' Juice.
  • Space Marines do it in METAL BAWKSES! The cowards, the FEWLS!
  • Sindri does it for his own purposes.
• Kane does it with Tiberium.
  • GDI do it with Ion Cannon.
  • Alies do it with Chronosphere.
  • Red Army does it with Tesla Coils.
  • And Empire of the Rising Sun does it with Anime tropes.
• Atelier alchemists do it with BARRELS!
  • Lita likes to do it, but be careful... she scratches.
  • Marie always seems to mess up when she does it.
  • Annie needs some "motivation" from Pepe to do it.
  • Astrid forced Rorona to do it.
• Gondola mechanics do it without a net.
• Beatrice does it with goats.
  • Battler does it passionately.
  • George does it with the furniture.
  • Jessica didn't do it because she c-cares about you or anything.
  • Nobody believes that Maria has been doing it for years.
  • Natsuhi does it dutifully.
  • Rosa does it for the money.
  • Eva does it because they said it was improper for a girl to want it.
  • Kyrie does it across a chessboard.
  • Rudolf does it with many women.
  • Kinzo does it with BEATORIICHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • Kanon can't do it because he's furniture.
  • Kumasawa does it with loads of mackerel.
  • You can't confirm that they do it in red, can you? This is checkmate!
• Lillet Blan has to do it repeatedly until she gets it right.
  • Chartreuse does it with caustic chemicals.
• Spelunkers do it with ropes and whips, and get a bonus if they do it with eight women.
• Ravens do it for money.
  • Lynx do it better with Kojima Particles.
  • 9Ball does it while commencing hostilities.
  • May Greenfield does it with a green engine of destruction, with a smiley face logo.
  • White Glint does it for for the Nation of Line Ark.
  • Old King does it while singing and counting.
• Jack Russell does it excitedly with his legion of followers.
• Welkin does it inside the Edelweiss.
  • Alicia does it better than she thought she could.
  • Rosie does it with a song-and-dance number.
  • Largo does it with the biggest guns available.
  • Isara does it while everyone else is out on the battlefield.
  • Selvaria does it as the Emperor wishes it.
• Andy does it at an airport.
  • Jugger's propensity to do it: unmatched.
    • Jugger does it without hair. He has no need for hair.
  • Grit's good at doing it...he never shoots off too early.
  • Max does it up-front and directly, and likes to do it "hard and fast".
  • Sami only does it with infantrymen (Usually).
  • Colin does it for cheaper than anyone else.
  • Kanbei charges more to do it, but it's worth it.
  • Sonja can see you when you do it, even if you're hiding.
    • When people do it with Sonja, she won't let them know how well they're doing it.
    • Sonja does it to advance her research.
  • Lash does it with all sorts of toys and gadgets.
  • When Drake does it, everyone gets wet.
  • Jake prefers to do it out in the open.
  • Nell always gets lucky when she does it.
  • Eagle can do it twice in one day.
  • Adder can do it more often than anyone else.
  • Hawke does it very impressively, but it takes him a while before he can do it again.
  • Sturm tricks other people into doing it while he watches.
  • Von Bolt doesn't do it as well as Sturm.
    • Von Bolt wants to do it forever.
  • Penny does it with Mr. Bear.
  • Caulder does it FOR SCIENCE!
  • Koal does it with facepaint on, but not with Rachel.
    • Koal does it on the road.
  • Kindle does it with her hair up.
  • Waylon does it for fun and profit.
  • Hachi does it for bargain prices. Buy now and he'll do it in a city!
  • Sensei does it with mechs while jumping out of a helicopter.
  • Olaf does it in the snow.
  • Javier does it with honor.
  • Greyfield didn't do it! It was those damned Lazurians!
  • Tasha does it because Forsythe commands it.
  • Gage does it as quietly as possible.
• Ragna the Bloodedge does it alone.
  • Jin Kisaragi will hate you if you do it with Ragna.
  • Rachel Alucard does it because she's bored.
    • Rachel has been watching people doing it for centuries.
  • No one can understand how Arakune does it, but apparently bees are involved.
  • Litchi Faye Ling does it with her boobies!
  • Iron Tager does it for Real SOVIET Damage with his GIGANTIC TAGER!!!!
    • Tager does it with his gadget fingers.
  • Taokaka will do it for food, nya.
  • Noel Vermillion does it with big guns.
  • Bang Shishigami has someone sing "BANG, BANG BANG BANG!" when he does it, and wants you to Jump... INTO HIS MANLY CHEST when he's done doing it with you. Now he wants to do "it" with Litchi.
  • Carl Clover does it when he thinks his sister's not watching. (She always is.)
  • Hakumen does it behind a mask.
  • Nu-13 doing it could be disastrous for humanity.
  • Tsubaki does it 'til she goes blind.
  • Terumi wants to troll as many people as possible while doing it.
  • Three people do it inside Platinum at once.
  • Kokonoe does it with her lollipop.
  • Celica does it out of the goodness of her heart.
  • Phantom has so many ways of doing it it's hard to keep track.
• Dr. N. Brio invented doing it! Why don't people take him seriously?
• I bet Arche does it like a tiger.
  • Cless does it up close and personal.
  • Mint does it because her mother did it.
• Jack, Pete, and all farmers like them do it behind the woodshed.
  • You can do it with Julius if you like, ladies.
• Serious Sam can fire so much that he has done entire army in just a few minutes.
• Rafzakael Mercenaries do in 2006 in Humongous Mecha.
  • Most players do it in Sticks. On South Cemo Oil Fields.
  • Ghalib does it there too but it's too big.
• Uriel Septim does it very briefly.
  • Janus Hassildor doesn't do it, but he wishes his wife would.
  • Mehrunes Dagon wants to do it to all Cyrodiil.
  • Martin Septim can't do it without the Amulet of Kings.
  • Alchemists have to do it many, many times to achieve the desired result.
  • The Dark Brotherhood will make you do it to all of your friends.
  • Ulfric Stormcloak does it... because he must.
  • The Dragonborn does it at the top of his lungs.
  • Alduin does it with your fellow mortals.
  • Ancano has the power to do it at his fingertips!
  • Delphine demands that you do it to Paarthunax.
  • Nazeem wants to know if you do it very often. Oh, what is he saying? Of course you don't.
• Francis hates doing it.
  • Hunters do it on top.
  • Smokers do it with their tongues.
  • This one time, Ellis 'n his buddy Keith were doin' it, and then...
    • Ellis? Is now the best time?
    • Okay! But there WAS a goat!
• Gig can't do it unless you let him take over.
  • Thuris does it and then gives you a fatal disease when he explodes.
• Viewtiful Joe does it more effectively in slow motion, with an extreme closeup.
• Saddler would like to introduce it to you.
  • Leon won't do it with him because he's "small time."
  • The cloaked merchant wants to know "who are ya' doin'?"
  • Alfred does it in front of a mirror while dressed as his twin sister.
  • Nemesis does it by stabbing you in the mouth.
  • Ashley won't do it without Leon.
  • Nobody knows who Ada Wong does it with.
  • When Albert Wesker does it, it results in complete. Global. SATURATION.
    • Seven minutes...seven minutes is all the time Albert Wesker has to do it with you.
  • Barry Burton thinks he should do IT first.
    • Too late. Kenneth already did it first. In fact, everyone on Bravo Team has done it but Rebecca.
  • Brad tried running away from doing it and was successful at avoiding it until Nemesis made him do it.
  • Billy Coen does it in handcuffs.
  • Dr. Marcus does it with leeches.
  • Lickers do it with their tongues.
  • Rebecca does it with herbs.
  • Nicholai does it for the pay.
  • Curtis Miller does it with his sister.
  • Salazar does it with his right hand.
  • Ethan Winters does it on steroids.
  • Mia Winters hasn't done it for three years.
  • Clancy Jarvis did it on camera.
  • The Baker family do it before dinner.
    • Jack Baker can do it all night.
    • Marguerite Baker does it on the walls.
    • Lucas Baker does it with makeshift experimental devices.
    • Zoe Baker is not that gifted at it-doing.
  • The Four Lords and Mother Miranda want to do it with Ethan's daughter.
    • Alcina Dimitrescu does it with her daughters.
    • Donna Beneviento does it with Angie.
    • Salvatore Moreau does it by the river.
• Tom Nook does it even when you ask him not to.
  • Blathers does it in the lobby in the middle of the day.
  • Resetti's never going to let you forget how badly you did it.
  • The Villager does it in his/her fancy room.
    • You did it in the WRONG village...
• The Roivas family do it in their secret study.
  • Anthony does it for CHAAARLEMAAAGNE! Even as a zombie.
  • Ellia does it for the fun of it because she has nothing better to do.
  • Max does it with famous levels of bombast.
  • Mantorok is making everyone do it from behind the scenes.
• Generic Dudes stick to the basics.
  • The waitress at Merv's Burger Joint does it with a smile.
  • Punks do it with "BARF!"
• Suffer when G does it?
  • Isaac fuckin' Washington will SHOW you how the fuck HE does it, motherfucker!
• Agent 47 does it silently.
• Xoda Rap does it to dozens of people consecutively without pausing to rest for even a moment.
  • Almond does it while squirming on the ground.
  • Rilo can do it with up to 4 guys at once.
• Toejam does it with his "third leg."
• Thanks to a glitch in time, Garland is ALWAYS doing it.
  • GARLAND WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!! when he does it.
• The Emperor of Palamecia can't believe insects like you do it.
• The Cloud of Darkness can do it like it's nothing.
• Golbez does it in fours.
• Exdeath does it underneath a giant tree.
  • Galuf did it to the very end.
  • Knights do it two handed.
• Kefka HATES HATES HATES HATES HATES you for doing it.
  • Terra can't remember how to do it.
  • Locke does it because he failed to do it long ago.
  • Gau do it like animals!
  • Strago can do it after watching someone else do it.
  • Setzer bets he can do it.
  • Sabin did it to the Ghost Train.
• Captain Olimar only does it to survive.
  • Later he and Louie do it at the urging of their boss, since they're desperate to make ends meet.
    • After watching critically, their boss then decides to pitch in and they find they can do it for profit.
  • Pikmin do it in groups, but you need to tug on their long slender appendage first.
• Gene does it until you goes into the Milk Way (Milkway~!) because the power of a God is his secret tool.
• Boys and their blobs do it with the aid of magic jellybeans.
• Yumil and Tia were given the power to do it anyway they wanted.
• Ethan Kairos opened up a new hole just so that he could do it.
• Who says that 30 seconds isn't nearly long enough to do it?
• Gnarl thinks that if you do it, you should be as bad as possible.
  • Rose does it while the Minions watch.
  • Melvin Underbelly does it while stuffing his face.
• Space Invaders do it in perfect formation.
• Frank West can do it to you with anything he can get his hands on.
  • Frank's covered wars doing it, you know!
  • Otis Washington does it at the worst possible moments.
  • Psychopaths do it bizarrely.
    • Jo Slade does it to any pretty young girl who crosses her path.
    • You'll know the Raincoat Cult did it to you if you wake up in a box with nothing but your undies and a camera.
    • Sean Keanan does it with a claymore and a needle-covered mannequin.
    • The Halls do it to SURVIVE, Thomas!
    • Cletus does it with a huge gun.
    • The convicts do it every day. Even when you thought you killed them for it.
    • After what happened with Frank, it probably hurts when Paul Carson does it.
    • Steven Chapman... doesn't allow it... in his STORRRRRRRRRRRE!!!
• Darth Vader never planned to do it with Starkiller.
• Tia does it for Christ Almighty! (And to keep her friends from trouble.)
• Sirrus does it to his own sister.
  • Saavedro does it with his hammer.
• Castor doesn't need anyone's help to do it.
• Van Grants won't let the Score tell him how to do it.
  • Ion can't do it without risk of fainting.
  • Luke is one of the only people in the world who can do it by himself.
  • Jade did it to his teacher when he was just twelve.
    • Jade can't do it anymore because he's been frail since birth... *cough cough*
    • Dist wishes Jade would come back and do it with him again.
  • Tear learned how to do it from her older brother.
  • Guy can't do it with girls, no matter how much he might like to.
• Shizune does it silently. Misha, on the other hand...
  • Hanako is afraid to do it with anyone but Lilly.
  • Rin likes doing it in a horizontal position more.
  • Emi will wear you out doing it.
    • All of the girls do it in pairs.
  • Hisao could kill himself doing it, if he's not careful.
  • Kenji is afraid that the feminist conspiracy is plotting to do it with him.
• Alistair is thinking of doing it... with lampposts in winter, apparently.
  • > [Do it with Morrigan.] Morrigan disapproves (-5).
  • [[Quirky Leliana does it]] because the Maker told her to.
  • Zevran does it with anyone he can.
  • Shale doesn't do it, because she does not understand why "it" would want to do her.
  • Oghren does it better when he's blitzed.
  • Sten recommends that you wear armor and a helmet if you do it with him.
  • Alistair's never done it before...not that he hasn't thought about it....
  • Isabela might do it with you in both games!
  • Varric does it with Bianca.
  • Sebastian doesn't do it any more, but he did it a lot in the past.
  • Anders does it with that electricity thing.
• Capcom has done it with Marvel, SNK, Namco and Tatsunoko.
  • Cable does it best in mid-air.
  • Magento does it infinitely.
• Bayonetta does it till it hurts.
• Momo and Kisuke stay sharp so that they don't have to worry about being unable to do it.
• Would you kindly do it for Fontaine?
  • A man chooses to do it. A slave obeys.
• Patapon tribe does it under fever of the drum beats.
• Kyrie does it in the sand.
• Commander Shepard does it in their favorite store on the Citadel.
  • Wrex does it with Shepard.
  • Jacob Taylor thinks that doing it is a heavy risk, but the priiize...
  • Want to do it with Morinth? Don't be shy...
  • Joker would do it if he wouldn't break his legs.
  • Samara would do it but chooses not to.
  • Tali does it, but we're not going to see it.
  • Thane does it and then vanishes when he's done.
    • Thane can remember every single detail of every time he's ever done it.
  • Garrus does it, and it is impressive.
    • Garrus will do it, right after he's finished his calibrations.
  • Mordin has done it with guns, knives, drugs, tech, once with farming equipment. Can also offer useful advice on it: booklets, diagrams, can provide ointments. Recommends caution doing it with Cerberus operatives. Bugs. Anywhere.
  • You will do it because we allow it, and you will stop because we demand it. This exchange is over.
  • Harbinger does it by ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
  • The Geth do it better the more of them there are.
  • The Geth seek to build a super structure so they can all do it together.
  • Whenever Zaeed does it, he's the only one who survives.
  • Ashley and Kaidan can't do it together.
  • Miranda does it perfectly. (Kind of.)
  • Liara will only do it with (and for) Shepard.
  • Grunt won't do it because he's busy killing stuff.
  • Jack will do it and then she'll DESTROY YOU.
  • You'll never see Kasumi do it.
  • The Illusive Man does it for humanity... even with asari.
  • Kelly Chambers would do it with anyone to understand them better.
  • EDI does it because she enjoys the sight of humans on their knees. Which is a joke.
  • Vega does it only because he got swept in it with everyone else on the list.
  • Javik does it to avenge his extinct race.
    • In Javik's cycle, those who did it were Thrown Out the Airlock.
• The Origami Killer does it to whatever young boys he can snatch off the street. And sometimes their dads, too.
  • Ethan Mars can't do it because of what happened to JASOOOOOON!
• Chibi-Robo does it to make you happy.
  • Jenny Sanderson does it froggy style.
• Pyramid Head does it to everything in his path. And make no mistake, he will do it to you if he can catch you.
  • Henry Townshend does it inside your mother.
• Alma does it while you're strapped down.
• Kalas sounds weird when he does it.
  • Xelha and Mizuti call out when they do it.
  • Lyude does it with a horn.
  • Geldoblame springs out of nowhere and does it at the last minute, when you least expect it.
  • Guillo does it with two people inside him at once.
    • You used to do it long ago, until Guillo stopped you.
  • Citizens of Mira do it as shown in a pop-up book.
• When the cast of Intelligent Qube do it, they leave a mark on the floor.
  • The cast of Intelligent Qube do it PERRRRRRRRRRFECTly.
• Recette does it for capitalism, ho!
• Charles Barkley does it with his balls.
• Kei is delicious when she does it with her girlfriends.
  • Syouko does it with her twin girlfriends. Also, her big, black sword is long and can go even longer when needed.
• CATS does it in your base.
  • The Captain does it For Great Justice.
• Arthur does it in his underwear.
  • Arthur does it twice in a row.
• Travis Touchdown does it with a beam katana.
  • Sylvia does it in the garden of madness.
  • Death Metal is tired of doing it.
  • Dr. Peace does it after karaoke.
  • Shinobu does it because YOU KILLED HER FATHER.
  • Letz Shake feels like he's LOSING THE BOWEL CONTROL when he does it.
  • Destroyman does it with a CROTCH LASER.
  • Speed Buster does it with a shopping cart laser.
  • Bad Girl does it drunk, with a baseball bat.
  • Thunder Ryu does THAT!
  • Dark Star does it... not really.
  • Jeane does it fast-forwarded and bare-handed.
  • Henry does it in parking lots.
  • Skelter Helter does it because his brother couldn't.
  • Nathan Copeland does it with rap and death traps.
  • Matt Helms does it because of a deal with the devil.
  • Margaret Moonlight does it with philistines.
  • Dr. Lets Shake does it exclamation point.
  • Kimmy Howell does it for Travis the Great.
  • Chloe Walsh does it with your face twisted in pain.
  • New Destroyman does it 2wise Over.
  • Jasper Batt Jr. has been WAITING TO DO IT, TRAVIS!
• Germans do it blind.
• The Unlosing Ranger does it to save the world from Darkdeath Evilman.
• Michael Thorton is extremely good at talking you into wanting to do it.
• That kid from Podunk did it just like the guy from "Invasion of the B-Movie Babes!"
• Zagi won't stop doing it until one of you is dead.
• War does it to delay the Apocalypse.
• Stocke thinks carefully before he does it.
• Adam Jensen does it with augmentations.
  • Adam Jensen never asked to do it.
  • JC Denton will give you ten seconds to do it.
• Angry Birds do it while hurling toward pigs.
• Neptune does what everyone else don't.
  • Vert does it with her thunder tits.
  • Noire only does everything.
  • Compa does it with lots of bandages.
  • IF knows people who can show her where to do it.
  • Nisa does it heroically!
  • Gust does it with an assortment of potions.
  • 5pb/Lyrica does it on the air.
  • RED wants to do it will all her "wifeys".
  • Umi wants to do it as good as Noire.
• Hackers do it because their god tells them to.
• Pajama Sam did it in his closet. And his attic, and his pantry.
• Asura does it with fiery rage.
• Guybrush Threepwood can do it for ten minutes.
• Shulk knows how to do it ahead of time.
  • When Shulk does it, he really feels it!
• Samson does it on Filia's head, who can't remember how she did it.
  • Cerebella does it for Vitale.
  • Peacock does it, because she saw it on TV.
  • Parasoul does it with her Black Egrets.
  • Ms. Fortune sure has a lot of "pun" doing it.
    • Ms. Fortune tends to lose her head easily doing it.
  • Painwheel was tortured and created to do it for Brain Drain.
  • Tell Valentine where it hurts to do it...
    • Valentine does it in the air, although not always well.
  • Double can do it as everyone else.
  • Marie will make you see how weak you are at doing it to her!
    • Marie does it with a broom and a lot of dead men.
  • Will Umbrella ever get to do it? YES!
  • Squigly does it about every seven years, or whenever the Skull Heart tells her to.
  • Big Band was the first man to do it, before the girls just did it with each other.
    • Big Band does it with his horn.
  • Sekhmet does it inside Eliza.
  • Beowulf came out of retirement to do it for all of his fans!
    • Beowulf also does it for the HYPE!
  • Robo-Fortune does it, sorta, and she's very self-aware of her purpose of doing it.
  • Annie has done it for centuries.
• Ramirez! Do it with everything everywhere!
  • 50,000 people used to do it here. And now, it's a ghost town.
• Juliet Starling does it with a chainsaw.
• The 3rd Street Saints do it Gangsta Style.
• Let's do it together, OK, Zach?
• Makoto Naegi thinks YOU DID THAT WRONG!
  • Byakuya Togami thinks you'll never be good enough to do it with him.
• The Vice-President makes everyone else do it for him.
• Crazy Dave does it BECAUSE HE'S CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
• The Inklings can do it as kids or squids.
  • Callie and Marie do it to Stay Fresh!
• Doing it fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • Flowey tried doing it... but nobody came.
  • Napstablook doesn't feel up to doing it right now. Sorry.
  • Sans's way of doing it breaks the laws of physics.
  • Papyrus actually hasn't ever done it before!
  • Undyne likes people who do it 100-PERCENT! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!
  • Alphys does it over the phone from a room filled with anime merch.
  • Mettaton does it live on camera at least once every five minutes while regularly changing positions.
  • Chara does it before moving on to the next.
  • Asriel will do it with you while persistently thinking of Chara.
• Jevil does it because HE CAN DO ANYTHING!
  • Queen tells Kris to do it.
• Draven does it all with style!
  • MUNDO WILL DO WHO HE PLEASES!
  • Garen does it spinning, always for Demacia!
  • Imagine if Jax did it with a real weapon!
  • Malzahar does it for the void.
  • Graves does it without his cigar.
  • Ekko does it, time and time again.
  • "Tell me again little lamb, what is ours to do?" "All things, dear wolf."
  • Kassadin once tried to do it to his mother. Boy, did he regret that.
  • If Jhin does not do it four times exactly, it will not... be... good... enough.
  • Marksmen do it on bottom.
  • Nasus has been doing it for centuries.
  • Karthus does it to death and beyond.
    • So does Sion.
  • Twisted Fate is watching you do it, no matter where.
    • And then he comes and joins in.
  • Bard does it with up to nine meeps. And his carry.
    • Bard freezes the moment, just as it's getting exciting. Usually so other people can arrive. (Or just to screw with you.)
    • Bard will sometimes just wander off in the middle of doing it and leave you on your own.
  • Tristana charges herself up and does it rapidly (for a few seconds).
  • Teemo has a blinding time doing it.
    • Teemo has done it all over the map. Tread carefully.
  • Azir does it for the glory of Shurima, but Sivir does it for the money.
  • Renekton does it because Xerath convinced him to.
  • Shyvana (and Gnar) do it if they're angry enough at you.
  • Kha'Zix will do it with you if you're all alone.
  • Kayn has done it with every weapon of war. No prattling tool will prove an exception.
  • Mordekaiser only needs to do it once, fool.
  • Sett is happy to get back at his dad by how he does it, but he'd never want his ma to find out.
  • Doing it leaves Aphelios speechless. Luckily his sister has his back when that happens.
• Little Mac does it like a lion. A LION.
• Linne wants Hyde to do it to her because no-one else has been able to for centuries.
  • Wagner did it to one of Gordeau's best friends years ago, and Gordeau has never forgiven her.
• Flynn does it like the best pilot in all of Skylands.
  • Ermit does it to escape the clouds.
  • Mags does it like hot buttered toast.
• Rhodes Islanders do it beyond the point their sanity dips below the horizon.
• Red Savarin does it with the Dahak.
• The Taranis does it with the Soul Cannon.
• Sly Cooper does it by jumping and pressing the circle button.
• Jacket does it while hurting other people.
• Joker does sneakily
  • Akechi does it better than Akira

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