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Tropers Do It: With Video Games
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Video Games do it however you tell them:
- Master Chief does it with Cortana.
- Duke Nukem will do it when he's ready.
- Wolf O'Donnell can't let you do it, Star Fox.
- Pit does it with flightless wings.
- Prinnies do it explosively, dood.
- Samus does it with protection.
- Snorlax does it in his sleep.
- Skitty does it with Wailord.
- Pikachu does it to the horn ...wait, what?
- Looks like Team Rocket's doing it again! * bling!*
- Ash has been doing it for over 13 seasons... without growing an inch.
- Ash wants to be the best there ever was at doing it,like no one ever was.
- Lucario does it with his aura.
- Spiritomb does it with no weaknesses
- Magikarp can't do it until it evolves
- The Elite Four always do it on top.
- Brock wants to do it but is prevented from doing so.
- All Pokemon do it even after they run out of PP.
- Ditto does it with everybody.
- Gary Oak does it with his unignorable girth.
- Drowzee and Hypno do it with abducted children.
- Rattata, Pidgey, Caterpie, Weedle, Geodude, Zubat, Sentret, Zigzagoon, Wurmple, Bidoof, and Starly do it in more places and more often than other Pokemon.
- Snivy does it smugly.
- N does it on the Ferris Wheel.
- Chili does it WITH FIRE!
- Cress does it totally calm and collected.
- Cilan isn't sure he should be doing it...
- Skyla doesn't just do it, she's president of the Mile High Club.
- Bianca will do it no matter who tells her she can't, no matter how many bad things happen.
- Cheren will do it until he's the strongest.
- Link does it with lots of toys.
- Psychonauts do it with their minds.
- When Jade does it, she takes lots of pictures.
- Sho Minamimoto does it zetta slowly to those factoring hectopascals.
- Snake has the better genes to do it.
- Mario does it in the air with mushrooms.
- Cranky Kong does it old-school.
- Sonic does it while spinning into 'bots.
- L-block does it better than Link.
- GLaDOS does it while trying to--promise you cake, after which you will be--missed.
- The Heavy does it 10,000 times per minute with Sasha.
- Salem and Rios do it together.
- Dr. Wily's done it the same way at least ten times now.
- Mega Man X doesn't want to do it, but he does nonetheless.
- Vault Dwellers do it underground.
- You cannot grasp the true form of how Giygas does it!
- Square Enix did it with Disney.
- Rayman can do it without arms or legs.
- A rabbid DAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHs it.
- Master Hand does it thrice.
- The Captain do it because he know what he doing.
- Sakuya does it Elegantly with kitty ears in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, because she was forced to wear them by the Scarlet Sisters. Don't believe me? I have evidence here!
- Orin does it in Gensokyo just like Michael Jackson does
in Thriller.
- Reimu does it for donations with her armpits showing.
- Marisa does it with everyone else's spellcards, ze.
- Alice does it but only after fussing and pretending to be uninterested. She might have her special dolls join in, if you're lucky.
- Yuyuko does it with Mystia when she's hungry for something else.
- Kaguya and Mokou go too far when doing it to each other. Good thing they can self-revive.
- Yukari has so many ways to do it with her Shikigami Ran. She even takes people home with her when she takes a liking to them...
- Patchouli has studied very well on how to do it, but her asthma affects her performance.
- Rumia does it in the dark; since she can't see what she's doing, she makes mistakes.
- Flandre does it in the basement, for decades or even centuries at a time.
- Kanako and Suwako only do it because they want you to believe in them.
- Aya would do it with you without asking for an interview, but you'll need to avoid being swept away.
- Medicine wants to do it with you, but her toxicity makes it difficult to do it without hurting you.
- Hong Meiling would do it with you if you call her by her real name (hint: it's not "China").
- Tewi would only do it if there's a chance she could inflict an amusing and humiliating injury on you afterwards for kicks.
- Tenshi demands you do it to her roughly.
- Utsuho insists on doing it with nuclear-powered toys. And you can't resist.
- Cirno does it very stupidly.
- Keine does it unless you forget to do your homework -then you get CAVED instead.
- Mystia sings while doing it.
- Suika does it at any size, especially after knocking back one for the road.
- Reisen Udongein Inaba does it while staring at you and screwing your mind
- Eirin would like you to try her new pills before attempting to do it.
- Mima used to do it with a bang.
- Hina loves to twirl around while doing it.
- Nitori can do it with some leftover bamboo and parchment scraps without worrying about what she's making.
- Komachi does it while on the job, which upsets her boss.
- Akyu only has to do it once, then she'll remember it so well, she'll still remember it in her next life.
- Satori knows just how you want it done.
- Lily White does it to welcome Spring, but not everyone she does it to is thrilled.
- Chen and Orin chase poor Nazrin because they want to do it to her. Since she's Nazrin.
- Bomberman does it explosively.
- Thrall doesn't do it just because someone says "FOR THE HORDE!"
- The Dark Queen may do it, but at least she doesn't use cheat codes!
- Sackboys do it any way you want them to.
- Ike does it for his friends.
- Sanger, Sanger Zonvolt does it while cleaving evil.
- Ratchet does it with a BIG gun.
- Dolores does it with a big cockpit.
- Regal does it with his feet.
- The Belmonts do it with their whips because they don't believe that Dracula should be allowed to do it in their world.
- Phoenix Wright OBJECTS to any insinuations that he does it with his finger.
- Phoenix and Edgeworth do it loudly, slamming on the desk.
- Manfred von Karma does it perfectly.
- Franziska von Karma does it with a whip.
- Godot needs exactly seventeen cups of coffee when he does it. Eighteen, if he wants to do it well.
- Larry Butz always gets into trouble doing it.
- Pearl Fey thinks Phoenix and Maya do it all the time.
- Apollo Justice is watching you do it... very closely.
- Nobody knows whether or not Trucy Wright's done it, because she never goes to bed without her favorite pair of pants.
- Ema Skye does it...''scientifically''.
- Mia Fey does it in her sisters' bodies.
- Miles Edgeworth dit it once pretending to be a Defense Attorney.
- Wendy Oldbag used to do it back when she was young, and in fact she would still like to do it with Edgey-poo, but he doesn't want to do it with her, she doesn't know why, since she used to be quite the beauty, but it doesn't matter, since she won't do it with you unless you give her a present, whippersnapper! *ratatatatatatat*
- When Klavier Gavin does it, he does it ''his way''!
- Adrian Andrews used to hate doing it at first, but then Franziska showed her the way.
- Chief Damon Gant will do it...just don't look into his eyes.
- Shi-Long Lang does it according to Lang Zi's proverbs.
- Kay Faraday does it like a modern-day Robin Hood!
- Calisto Yew can't stop laughing, even when she does it.
- But...the future refused to change because Lavos did it.
- Captain Falcon did it with a punch!
- The Protagonist keeps Nyx and Erebus from doing it.
- The Protagonist does it while on TV.
- Sakura Kasugano does it because she saw Ryu do it once, and thought it was really cool.
- Don't do it with Lu Bu.
- Ash does it for her sake, and he will not fail!
- Nalia does it for the needy.
- Scorpion does it flawlessly. TOASTY!
- Alys Brangwin will only do it if she receives payment up front.
- Zerglings do it in large numbers. Kekekekekekeke!
- Gordon Freeman does it with a crowbar, without saying a word.
- TY does it for Bush Rescue.
- Kirby copies his partner when he does it.
- Amaterasu does it doggy-style.
- Zetta does it Freakin' Badassedly.
- Kilik does it with a long, hard rod.
- Dante does it with style.
- Cody Travers does it with handcuffs.
- Heart Aino does it purely out of love.
- Lady Deirdre does it with Mind Worms.
- Dwarves do it when they're in the mood.
- Iji does it to save the earth, but she apologizes afterward. And really awesome music plays while she does it.
- The Silencer does it with no pity, no mercy, no remorse, and no regret.
- The Guy laughs at your feeble attempts to do it, mortal!
- Bridget does it with his penis.
- The Doctor does it with plants.
- Derek Stiles WILL do it!
- Hector has been doing it to everyone you thought was evil (and everyone who wasn't) for four games straight!
- The fandom cried when Sephiroth did it to Aerith.
- Orks is made to do it wiv Funetik Aksent!
- Kane does it with Tiberium.
- Atelier alchemists do it with BARRELS!
- Gondola mechanics do it without a net.
- Beatrice does it with goats.
- Lillet Blan has to do it repeatedly until she gets it right.
- Spelunkers do it with ropes and whips, and get a bonus if they do it with eight women.
- Ravens do it for money.
- Jack Russell does it excitedly with his legion of followers.
- Welkin does it inside the Edelweiss.
- Andy does it at an airport.
- Ragna the Bloodedge does it alone.
- Dr. N. Brio invented doing it! Why don't people take him seriously?
- I bet Arche does it like a tiger.
- Jack, Pete, and all farmers like them do it behind the woodshed.
- Serious Sam can fire so much that he has done entire army in just a few minutes.
- Rafzakael Mercenaries do in 2006 in Humongous Mecha.
- Uriel Septim does it very briefly.
- Francis hates doing it.
- Gig can't do it unless you let him take over.
- Viewtiful Joe does it more effectively in slow motion, with an extreme closeup.
- Saddler would like to introduce it to you.
- Tom Nook does it even when you ask him not to.
- The Roivas family do it in their secret study.
- Generic Dudes stick to the basics.
- Suffer when G does it?
- Agent 47 does it silently.
- Xoda Rap does it to dozens of people consecutively without pausing to rest for even a moment.
- Toejam does it with his "third leg."
- Thanks to a glitch in time, Garland is ALWAYS doing it.
- The Emperor of Palamecia can't believe insects like you do it.
- The Cloud of Darkness can do it like it's nothing.
- Golbez does it in fours.
- Exdeath does it underneath a giant tree.
- Kefka HATES HATES HATES HATES HATES you for doing it.
- Captain Olimar only does it to survive.
- Gene does it until you goes into the Milk Way (Milkway~!) because the power of a God is his secret tool.
- Boys and their blobs do it with the aid of magic jellybeans.
- Yumil and Tia were given the power to do it anyway they wanted.
- Ethan Kairos opened up a new hole just so that he could do it.
- Who says that 30 seconds isn't nearly long enough to do it?
- Gnarl thinks that if you do it, you should be as bad as possible.
- Space Invaders do it in perfect formation.
- Frank West can do it to you with anything he can get his hands on.
- Darth Vader never planned to do it with Starkiller.
- Tia does it for Christ Almighty! (And to keep her friends from trouble.)
- Sirrus does it to his own sister.
- Castor doesn't need anyone's help to do it.
- Van Grants won't let the Score tell him how to do it.
- Shizune does it silently. Misha, on the other hand...
- Alistair is thinking of doing it... with lampposts in winter, apparently.
- Capcom has done it with Marvel, SNK, and now Tatsunoko.
- Bayonetta does it till it hurts.
- Momo and Kisuke stay sharp so that they don't have to worry about being unable to do it.
- Would you kindly do it for Fontaine?
- Patapon tribe does it under fever of the drum beats.
- Kyrie does it in the sand.
- Commander Shepard does it in their favorite store on the Citadel.
- Wrex does it with Shepard.
- Jacob Taylor thinks that doing it is a heavy risk, but the priiize...
- Want to do it with Morinth? Don't be shy...
- Joker would do it if he wouldn't break his legs.
- Samara would do it but chooses not to.
- Tali does it, but we're not going to see it.
- Thane does it and then vanishes when he's done.
- Garrus does it, and it is impressive.
- Mordin has done it with guns, knives, drugs, tech, once with farming equipment. Can also offer useful advice on it: booklets, diagrams, can provide ointments. Recommends caution doing it with Cerberus operatives. Bugs. Anywhere.
- You will do it because we allow it, and you will stop because we demand it. This exchange is over.
- Harbinger does it by ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
- The Geth do it better the more of them there are.
- The Geth seek to build a super structure so they can all do it together.
- Whenever Zaeed does it, he's the only one who survives.
- Ashley and Kaidan can't do it together.
- Miranda does it perfectly. (Kind of.)
- Liara will only do it with (and for) Shepard.
- Grunt won't do it because he's busy killing stuff.
- Jack will do it and then she'll DESTROY YOU.
- You'll never see Kasumi do it.
- The Illusive Man does it for humanity... even with asari.
- Kelly Chambers would do it with anyone to understand them better.
- EDI does it because she enjoys the sight of humans on their knees. Which is a joke.
- Vega does it only because he got swept in it with everyone else on the list.
- Javik does it to avenge his extinct race.
- The Origami Killer does it to whatever young boys he can snatch off the street. And sometimes their dads, too.
- Chibi-Robo does it to make you happy.
- Pyramid Head does it to everything in his path. And make no mistake, he will do it to you if he can catch you.
- Alma does it while you're strapped down.
- Kalas sounds weird when he does it.
- When the cast of Intelligent Qube do it, they leave a mark on the floor.
- Recette does it for capitalism, ho!
- Charles Barkley does it with his balls.
- Kei is delicious when she does it with her girlfriends.
- CATS does it in your base.
- Arthur does it in his underwear.
- Travis Touchdown does it with a beam katana.
- Germans do it blind.
- The Unlosing Ranger does it to save the world from Darkdeath Evilman.
- Michael Thornton is extremely good at talking you into wanting to do it.
- That kid from Podunk did it just like the guy from "Invasion of the B-Movie Babes!"
- Zagi won't stop doing it until one of you is dead.
- War does it to delay the Apocalypse.
- Stocke thinks carefully before he does it.
- Adam Jensen does it with augmentations.
- Adam Jensen never asked to do it.
- JC Denton will give you ten seconds to do it.
- Angry Birds do it while hurling toward pigs.
- Neptune does what everyone else don't.
- Hackers do it because their god tells them to.
- Pajama Sam did it in his closet. And his attic, and his pantry.
- Asura does it with fiery rage.
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