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alt title(s): Selfcest
"MY VERY OWN CLONE!"
"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS"
— From a series of Robotnik coloring book edits
As regards sexual intercourse with older or younger copies of yourself, it's incest in branching or changeable timelines, and masturbation in inevitable timelines. In either case, yes, it is gay.
It's a simple tale: Person photocopies self, or travels to an Alternate Universe, or another time. Person meets self. Both selves make beautiful music together. After all, what better person to be most intimate with?
Probably more prevalent in fanfiction than in original works, but it's out there. Technically, any intimacy between a character and their Enemy Without will be Selfcest, too.
Expect much argument amongst the characters and/or fans as if this qualifies as actual sex, incest, or masturbation.
Also known as selfcest, autoincest, or incesturbation. See also Opposite Sex Clone, Twincest, My Own Grampa.
In Real Life, a person who would like to do this is a Narcissist — or in truly extreme cases, an autosexual.
Examples
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Anime & Manga
- Ranma ½: Both the manga and anime explored this, though in different manners:
- The anime filler story, which came first, created a female-only (and demonic) copy of Ranma that tried to seduce him to steal his life force, causing him to stumble around zombie-like during the day.
- The manga version centered on a haunted mirror, which created identical copies of whoever looked into it. Since the mirror had trapped the spirit of a girl who had longed to have a boyfriend, any resulting copies would then chase anyone of the opposite sex, and try to date them. When a mirror-copy of girl-Ranma was made, she was immediately smitten with boy-Ranma, and she tried to bed him on her very first night of existence. At the end of the story, a male clone was created accidentally, and both copies happily hooked up (since it would take another week for the seal on the mirror to be fixed, whatever they did afterwards belongs in the realm of imagination.
- Yes! Precure 5, when each Pretty Cure besides Dream is forced to face an Enemy Within while wearing the Mask of Despair. Cure Lemonade faces a creepily affectionate version of her civilian self.
- Also, a sticker set for the second season exists pairing each girl up with her implied or stated love interest: Dream with Coco and Komachi with Nuts, both of which became canon in season one; Karen with Milk, which can't be outright stated but is pretty darn close; Urara and Rin with Syrup, both of which are currently implied (but Urara seems to be winning, despite Toei earlier saying otherwise... Rin has bad luck with boys, doesn't she?), and Kurumi with... Milk again. Herself. Yeah.
- Happens in the second episode of Kaiba; the woman who helped the titular character sneak onboard a spaceship copies her own memories into his body and the two of them have a little fun together... which is quite disturbing given the series' surreal and childlike artstyle. Then the copy kills the original for fear of being deleted.
- Technically, the implied attraction between Madlax and her progenitor/creator/original self Margaret would be this, seeing how she is her Enemy Without of sorts.
- In Hentai manga Alice in Sexland, an artisan created a cupboard that can create a perfect male (and perfectly horny) clone of its female user.
- More like a "futanari" version than male, but yeah.
- In Katekyo Hitman Reborn, the relationship between Mukuro and Chrome tends to feel like this. Their names are actually anagrams of each other (in Japanese "chrome" is pronounced "kuromu"), and they look incredibly similar (other than the gender difference), coupled with the fact that they share a body...
- Let's face it — most people feel Tsuna and Kyoko
are the closest thing to this without really being related.
- And then there are all those fanworks that pair up the boys with their "ten years later" versions of themselves...
- There's even official art of the characters together with their older selves.
- Closely related: Jail Scaglietti of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha impregnated a perfect clone of himself into Uno, who was revealed in the third StrikerS Sound Stage to be his Opposite Sex Clone. Of course, he likely did it in a scientific way, but the lack of information on how he specifically did it inspired some theories that are more base.
- Patalliro of Boku, Patalliro! has molested & been molested by nearly identical Patalliros of the distant past & future. Presumably they are both ancestors & descendants of the main Patalliro. Let that sink in.
- In Beat Angel Escalayer, Sayuka gets raped by FM 77, who is a clone of her. Or So I heard.
- FM 77 is based off her, though may not actually be a clone. Oddly enough, after a Defeat Means Friendship, she develops the "cute little sister" personality.
- Naruto is technically able to create a clone of himself - of the opposite gender to top - but it seems that hasn't passed through the head of good ol' Kishimoto, so only the pervert-minded fans have thought about it. Or so I've heard.
- Sailor Moon: Okay, it never got to "screwing," but in the manga, Sailor Cosmos kissed Sailor Moon. Sailor Cosmos is Sailor Moon from a Bad Future. Discuss.
- Neo Queen Serenity was also pretty excited to see her past self . . .
- One fanartist and fanfiction writer, Bill K., lets Sailor Pluto have some fun this way, with several time-traveling future selves.
- In Kaguya Hime, a few characters express interest in the bodies of their clones, but that's (probably) usually because they need their organs. Julian, though, is definitely very interested in his clone Miller ; among other things, he mentions having seen an almost-unnoticeable scar on Miller's body during a sex scene in one of the films Miller played in, and later does something that was either nuzzling his face very tenderly, or kissing him (darn you, Discretion Shot). Not to mention the reason he wanted to find Miller in the first place.
Comics
- Jamie Madrox (a second-string X-affiliated character) has the power of self-duplication, which allows him to split into multiple physical copies of himself, sometimes with distinct personalities. Guess what trope comes up in about 90% of Madrox-related Fanfic.
- One of Madrox's duplicates brings out the subject when he's sitting bored at a bar. He indicates he'd rather continue to be bored.
- Related, and lacking its own trope: the Madrox in Universe X kills and eats a copy to survive in a barren wasteland; all of him become a Wendigo as a result.
- And it's an old question in Legion Of Super Heroes fandom whether Triplicate Girl sleeping with herselves would be incest or masturbation...
- An unusually blatant example, the Sentry and the Void are both alter-egoes of the same man, split into two bodies, who have passionately kissed on at least one occasion.
- Void tells Sentry he loves him and then aggressively tongue kisses him. Sentry responds by TOSSING VOID INTO THE SUN!, so he obviously didn't enjoy it.
- XXXenophile delved into the trope more than once, with stories titled "Self Indulgence" and "Dopplegangbang", clones in "Family Reunion", and a situation in "Heart of Stone" where a cleric has to turn two of her fellow party members into illusionary duplicates of herself in order to satisfy the conditions of a curse.
- DupliKate (who has self-duplication powers) from Invincible has had people walk in on her while she's... enjoying herselves... multiple times.
- Uh... no. Atom Eve walks in on Rex Splode having sex with multiple Kates, then later Rex walks in on Kate and the Immortal. Kate is not screwing herself, she's just pleasuring different guys in multiple ways at the same time.
- Once he discovers that the Jaeger-monster is the Anthropomorphic Personification of his anger, Magri White declares that he can do as he pleases with him, and proceeds to play tonsil hockey with him.
- Preacher shows the unpleasant consequences that can occur when a man blessed/cursed with the power of God orders you to Screw Yourself (though he put it more crudely than that). The victim committed suicide a couple of pages later.
- In Cerebus, the title character learns about halfway through the series that he is a hermaphrodite whose genital arrangement could have led to him impregnating himself if his uterus had not been permanently damaged when he was a child.
- Deadpool recently went into another dimension where he encountered a female version of himself and they made out. He then declares Squick.
Fan Works
- Lavi and Deak from D.Gray-man. Also, Allen and the Fourteenth Noah. And I've actually seen a fic where Allen was paired with his INNOCENCE.
- Too many Naruto hentai to count. Or So I Heard...
- It's called the Harem Jutsu for a reason.
- Ranma ½ lemon fics use this with Ranma's male and female sides. Some would say far too often; others would say not often enough.
- And it's not always strictly with Ranma(s); for example, there is this Nabiki×Nabiki lemon fanfiction entirely about this trope: Narcissism
.
- Any anime where the main character has a split personality where the other half is a Bishonen falls into this, such as D.N.Angel and Yu-Gi-Oh!... especially Yu-Gi-Oh!
- Ohoho, especially Yu-Gi-Oh!, INDEED. Not only does the titular character fall into this, but other characters of sorts who had an alter ego or possessed self of some form.
- And I'd point out this isn't restricted to anime.
- Youko!Kurama×Shuuichi!Kurama is seen occasionally in Yu Yu Hakusho fanfic, but they're not usually portrayed as the same person.
- There is a really bizarre (pun completely intended) lemon which included Will/Gyro and Jonathan/Johnny pairings. May or may not count though as Gyro and Johnny are their alternate universe incarnations, but look and act very different.
- Though a fandom thing, Star Trek: Voyager wound up with this due to the actor for Tom Paris having been on Next Generation as an entirely different character. So a lot of fanfic winds up with the two characters meeting up in some bar, drunk. (Or, alternatively, just doing a Recycled Script of someone else's fic with Tom being such a narcissist he heads to the holodeck to copy himself.)
- Of course, there is all the in-canon times Voyager crewpeople have met duplicates of themselves. Or not met the duplicates of themselves. They really do give the actors lots of roles to play.
- Supergirl has an alternate-universe doppelganger named Power Girl, who is basically her, only ten years older and more aggressively individualistic (she doesn't wear Superman's costume), with shorter hair and... well, if you've ever heard of the character, you know what else. There is a(n un)surprising amount of Supergirl/Power Girl slashfic.
- The Japanese Mega Man Star Force fandom is full of Pat/Ray fanarts.
- Various doujins of The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya have this. Specifically Mikuru and her future self with some help from Kyon.
- Danny Phantom has somehow gotten Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom pairing fan-works even though it's impossible because he's one person... (Unless you count the thing with the dream catcher that can split him into two halves
once twice.)
- Then, of course, there's also Danny/Dani...
- ... And don't forget his future self. Before you think about that too hard, there is an actual fic for that: Narcissism
. It's actually quite hilarious and sadly Dead Fic.
- There's always the fact that one of his powers is actually creating duplicates of himself. And yes, one of the duplicates can go back to human with the other staying as ghost. It is true that only Vlad did that, but it's a matter of training for Danny to do it.
- Oddly, Sympathetic Villain Vlad — who can currently duplicate and has been portrayed as somewhat vain evades this treatment, thank god.
- The World Ends With You has attracted a lot of this, thanks to the implication that there are alternate universes that may be crossed.
- Members of the Tales of the Abyss fandom have taken the implications of replicas to its logical conclusion.
- While the prospect doesn't exist, the fandom of To Love Ru continues to clamor for an actual Opposite Sex Clone conveniently given a place in the male protagonist's Unwanted Harem, due to his Attractive Bent Gender as a result of a Transformation Ray. Then again, because of the female protagonist's status as a Gadgeteer Genius, the likelihood of this happening isn't so far out...
- From the Daitrombe
of SRW fandom:
- Ever since Tomb Raider: Underworld, there's been an increasing number of pics with Lara and her Doppleganger from that game.
- This
Gargoyles fanfic features multiple clones of Anton Sevarius, some of them gender-swapped, and the daughter that one pair among them decided to create the old-fashioned way as an experiment. (Note that this story occurs more than halfway through an extensive fanfic continuity.)
- Pokémon has at least one in doppleganger shipping: between Ash and a cross-dressed Ash and the pseudo-example of malevolent shipping: Ash and the king of pokelantis; who takes Ash's form
- There are tons of Jackson Rippner/Jonathan Crane fics out there. For those of you who don't know, that's Cillian Murphy on Cillian Murphy (the actor who played both characters) action. At least one person has actually thrown Jim from 28 Days Later (also played by Murphy) into it ...
- In the That Guy With The Glasses fandom, both Nostalgia Critic/Ask That Guy and Spoony/Dr. Insano are extremely popular. For the former, dub-con and Mind Rape are pretty much par for the course (it's also been made into incest) and while the latter isn't so bad because of Insano's woobie-dom, there's usually something innately creepy about it.
Films — Live Action
Literature
- The Man Who Folded Himself by David Gerrold.
- "'—All You Zombies—'" by Robert A Heinlein. In which the unmarried mother, the seducer, their illegitimate child, the recruiter for the time-travel corps, and the bartender to whom he/she tells his/her story all turn out to be the same person.
- Heinlein's Time Enough For Love: Lazarus Long at first objects to screwing his own identical-twin female clones, but relents when they assure him it's no more than "Narcissus loving himself".
- Downtiming The Night Side, by Jack Chalker. Not as squicky as it sounds: By the time the hero/heroine hooks up with him/herself they are essentially different people thanks to a Gender Bender, several time loops and the side effects of the book's time travel Phlebotinum.
- F.M. Busby wrote a short story with a similar concept using Reincarnation instead of a Gender Bender. The hero dies and finds himself reborn in the past as the girl who will eventually become his beloved wife. He/she then gets to reexperience their life together from her perspective, eventually giving birth to a daughter who turns out to be (surprise, surprise) him/herself yet again, reborn once more into the past.
- Fifteen-year-old Henry finds an outlet for his pubescent sexual urges this way (and, it's implied, repeatedly) in The Time Travelers Wife. For added fun, his father walks into the room and catches him (them?) in flagrante. Henry rationalizes having gay sex with himself as a parallel to masturbation, and the obvious course of action that "anyone" would take in his situation (thankfully, his eponymous wife never needs to hear about it).
- Parallelities by Alan Dean Foster not only has the main character bedding an alternate female version of himself while traveling through The Multiverse, he eventually finds an alternate Earth populated entirely by doubles of himself.
- The Darkover novel Two to Conquer has the main character meet up with an exact physical duplicate of himself. The expected interaction occurs.
- Stork Naked, by Piers Anthony.
- Sex With Ghosts
, by Sarah Kanning.
- While the book doesn't get that far, in Magyk By Design by Esther Friesner, a cat (talking, magical) named Scandal gets split up into a number of copies by villains (who can control the copies). By the end of the book, he reabsorbs them. Except for the one representing his female side, who being just a kitten was useless to them and out of the fight. He's accelerating her maturation, for this trope's purpose, with her full encouragement. (They are the only two cats in this world...)
- An early Ursula K. Le Guin story had a set of about nine or ten clones (a hive mind?), some male and some female, who join some place where there were already two normal people working. When the clones have sex with each other, one of the non-clones says, "Oh, let them have their damned incest!" and (as in the anime example above) the other says, "Incest or masturbation?" (The clone-sex wasn't a major plot point.)
- This trope goes right back to Adam and Eve, if you believe the whole rib thing. And then there are the interpretations that suggest she was made from a different bone entirely, one present in many mammals but not in humans.
- That would technically make every sexual encounter since then incest. Squick.
- It already is if you think about it. We're all cousins, after all.
- Either way you look at it (Biblical or Scientific) we all decended from the same place. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take care of something.
- Used romantically with several pairings amongst the Starfish Characters in Scorpion Shards. They are soul mates, so to speak, but it gets a little weird when one of them realizes he can't fall in love with someone who isn't part of the group.
- The main character in James Alan Gardner's Commitment Hour spends the last few chapters of the book having "impure" thoughts about a female clone of himself. To make matters worse, their minds are linked to share memories between them, so she "hears" every one of the thoughts. And likes them. The end of the book strongly implies the the character ends up romantically involved with his own clone, while a third, hermaphrodite clone has a whole 'nother squick going on.
- In Fred Pohl's "the Coming of the Quantum Cats", Similar characters from a mulititude of timelines mix & match during a cross-time war; when a slightly more advanced timeline decides to quarantine the others to avoid eddies in the space time continuum, a lot of editions get dumped on an uninhabited Earth, where
multiple copies of a particularly unsavory mook decide to set up house together.
Live Action TV
Music
- Mindless Self Indulgence expresses a wish for this in "Make Me Cum".
- Hot Sauce and Ice Cream, by Tom Smith, features this briefly near the end, before it turns into a Twin Threesome Fantasy.
Music Videos
- The Pink song "Sober" now has a video out. In the middle of it, Pink, in naughty lingerie, is making out with... another Pink in other naughty lingerie. Take a look here
. Starts about 2:20 and gets intercut here and there nearly to the end.
- The music video for "The World Is Not Enough" has the robot double of the lead singer killing the real singer by kissing her.
- The video for the Bjork song All is Full of Love counts, right?
Print Media
Radio
Stand-up Comedy
- In one bit, David Cross jokes about this guy at the gym fantasizing about pulling himself out of the mirror, and the two thems dance to Barbara Streisand music, make out, and then "they fuck each-other on the Flexinator 500!"
- The basic premise of this sketch
by the The Whitest Kids U Know.
Tabletop Games
- The player's handbook to Aberrant (a White Wolf RPG centered around people developing superpowers as a world-wide phenomenon) contain a chapter with various superhero teams and similar groups across the world (some of which are painfully ethnic). One is the Queer Nova Alliance, an informal group of Novas (superpeople) with 'alternate lifestyles'. One member is Tommy Orgy, whose selection of powers includes self-cloning. It's not made explicit, but what's implied...
Video Games
- The Kingdom Hearts series has a strangely huge potential for this (and don't think for a second fandom hasn't picked up on this), with Riku and the Riku Replica, Demyx and his waterclones, Xemnas and Xehanort's Heartless (heck, why not Xehanort himself?), Roxas and Sora, Kairi and Namine, and most recently, Sora and Xion. And Roxas and Xion. And Sora, Roxas, and Xion, for a threesome of selfcest.
- There is a good chance the whole Roxas, Sora, Xion thing could go even further with Ven, who undoubtedly is in some way "the same being" as Sora/Roxas/Xion, given his appearance and voice being absolutely identical to Roxas'. So now we have foursome potential, although this assumes they can all co-exist, but we don't know yet for sure if that can potentially happen.
- And don't forget the innumerable stories and drawings which pair the Squaresoft Expies from Kingdom Hearts with their original inspirations.
- You forgot the past and present versions of Mickey and Pete, Vexen and Vexen Replica(s), Sora and Anti-Sora, Roxas and Shadow Roxas, Donald, Goofy and Sora's Master Form (technically), Roxas and Ven, the real and virtual versions of Hayner, Pence, Olette, Seifer, Vivi, Fuu, Rai, Setzer and Kingdom Hearts itself. In Final Mix, there's the real and virtual versions of everyone in Organization XIII, and Larxene and Zexion's copies...
- In the Ace Attorney series, there is... Diego Armando×Godot goodies. Just, no.
- On a more lighter side, but still pretty creepy, is fanart of crossovers between the US and Japanese counterparts. Phoenix (US) seems to be always portrayed as enjoying Ryuichi's (JPN) company a little TOO much...
- Don't forget about all the scarred Matt Engarde/"refreshing like a spring breeze" Matt Engarde. There's even a popular doujinshi devoted to them gang-banging Edgeworth.
- Mia. Original, Maya-style or Pearl-style. The third iteration gets a little creepy when one remembers that the channeler is a pre-schooler.
- On the other hand, surprisingly little The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords hentai exists. But why write selfcest when the official manga itself is already catering to the pairing (Red/Blue Link, to be specific)? Freud would love to read that one.
- Not Four Swords, perhaps, but Dark Link and regular Link (of any game/universe) are often paired together.
- However, there's quite enough Zelda/Sheik out there to make up for it. Whether male or female (let's not get into that Flame War) Sheik is Zelda in disguise. Fanfics by Yaoi Fangirls under the influence of Het Is Ew will often make them separate without as much as a Hand Wave, but the game is a hundred percent clear on who Sheik is.
- This trooper has seen fanart of Wind Waker Link and young Ocarina of Time Link. Also of Twilight Princess Link and adult Ocarina of time Link. And for the ones who want to cross over to shotacon-territory, there's always a combination of the two... including both versions of Ocarina of Time Link together... a MAJOR case of this trope.
- Considering that Link is a Legacy Character, though, the first two examples only apply in a loose sense.
- Not if you're follower of the Reincarnation theory. (The only theory that at least remotely explains, how they can all look simmilar, share their skills, personality and NAME.)
- Ow. Trying to understand where name-sharing has anything to do with reincarnation, much less an apparently vital part (from the emphasis, anyway) hurts.
- May I ends this pointless Mini- Flame War and point your attention to Zel-tra?!
- There is a hella lot of Prince/Dark Prince from Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones.
- There's plenty of Raul/Fiona imagery from Super Robot Wars fans (and at least one famous Raul/Fiona/Despinis). In Reversal, it'd be this trope as they're male and female versions of the same character; in Super Robot Wars Original Generations, it'd be Twincest.
- The eroge X-Change, toyed with the idea, having one of the girls apparently resemble Takuya's female form, but with a different hair color.
- In Metal Gear Solid 3, dress Snake up to look like Raikov, stand in front of Raikov, and just wait.
- In the same series, the ridiculous levels of Foe Yay between Solid Snake and his "brother" Liquid Snake.
- Taken Beyond The Impossible by the marketing campaign for Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, which so far seems to be furiously attempting to encourage this as much as possible. The first trailer alone depicted four Big Bosses, and at the end they got in a pink box (labelled 'LOVE PACK') which jiggled suggestively, alerting a nearby guard. The second trailer involves soldierly Ho Yay CPR and masculine hand-holding and dialogue about always sticking together, between two Big Bosses. Whether this becomes part of the game or not remains to be seen, but Hideo Kojima is at least having fun with it.
- It's now been revealed that a) the four demo-ready character builds are all different versions of Big Boss, and b) the Love Box is indeed a two-person cardboard box and that if two Big Bosses stay still in it for too long, it will start to jiggle around. Not surprising, as even the guys want Big Boss, and that includes Big Boss.
- The official website gives an innuendo-filled description of the Love Pack, saying 'in the spirit of camaraderie, some may find it comfortable!'. And also reveals that the characters giggle when taking items from each other, because it tickles. Big Boss is officially the gayest thing in an already incredibly gay series, and for himself.
- Dark Stalkers: Morrigan and Lilith are technically two fragments of the same soul. The game art depicts them embracing, naked. What did you expect from Horny Devils?
- The BL Game Kichiku Megane features uke salesman, Saeki Katsuya, who turns into a super sadistic seme when he puts on a pair of glasses given to him by a mysterious stranger. Several of the game's bonus scenes feature his glasses-wearing seme self doing very naughty things to the normal version.
- Played to the hilt in the sequel Kichiku Megane R where two of the bonus scenes revolve around the two Katsuya's getting married. Lampshaded when glasses-wearing Katsuya points out that this is only possible because the sequel is also a fandisc.
- In Tales of the Abyss we have Asch and Luke. There are plenty of fanfics pairing them together...
- And then there's Sync/Ion/Florian...
- In Hell MOO, while you can't actually do this, there are flyers advertising clone services that definitely hint at this, and it is not difficult at all to become an autosexual.
- Breath Of Fire IV (unsurprisingly) has a prodigious amount of Fou-lu×Ryu fanart and fanfic—to the point that this pairing has earned not one but two FanNicknames being FouRyu and Yorae Dragon Masturbation Fanwork.
- This is only encouraged by the fact that the two are a Literal Split Personality and that there is a manga adaptation ongoing in the same manga magazine running Vassalord. By the same company that was responsible for Peacemaker Kurogane.
- If this isn't brain-breaking enough, consider that Fou-lu is strongly implied to have a romantic interest with a woman who cared for him and ultimately was murdered in an attempt to literally nuke him, leading to the Fan Nickname of FouMami for the second most common pairing in the BoF IV fandom. And yes, there is a decently large chunk of the Japanese fandom in particular who writes both FouMami and FouRyu. Particularly involving comfort selfcest.
- Mega Man Classic has Gemini Man, a narcissist with the ability to clone himself. The implications aren't lost on fandom.
- Depending on your viewpoint, either Kotone from Pokemon is based off Kris (she technically never had a canon name) or she is a redesigned Kris. However Kotone/Kris is a popular pairing.
- In Final Fantasy VII, Cloud can visit a brothel. In one of the rooms he has one of his frequent psychotic episodes and hallucinates another him, crouched in pain by the hot tub. If you speak to the other Cloud, he berates the real Cloud for being in a place like this, and then leans in to kiss Cloud. The real Cloud passes out as their lips touch.
Web Comics
- xkcd has touched upon this
enough for the author to bring up the possibility that it's now "an official xkcd theme".
- Well, it doesn't involve time travel but Black Mage of 8-Bit Theater had an Enemy Without moment, but ended up killing the embodiment of his sins (himself) and re-absorbing all of his evil. Then he decides he needs to do something that makes self-love into an atrocity. Thief then somehow gets pictures and blackmails him.
- Space Moose
.
- Overcompensating
.
- In a Questionable Content filler strip, Tai turns all the men in Northampton into women; Marten now looks exactly like Dora, so, just as planned, they start to make out in front of her
.
- Used in this strip
of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
- Subverted in a Real Life Comics strip. Greg and Tony travel to an alternate dimension where everyone is gender-flipped. Upon meeting female Greg, Tony comments that female Greg is kinda hot. Greg's reaction to this is not surprising in the least.
- In a Persona 3 FTW strip on the release date of the PSP version of Persona 3 (which allows you to pick a female main character), both the main character and his female counterpart meet, and well.......
- While Umlaut House 2 only implies a threesome between Saundra, her husband Volair, and his future self... well, it is Volair we're talking about.
Web Original
- In the Whateley Universe, this is a serious problem to Jobe, as his now-identical clone Belephoebe is also in the body of his ideal girlfriend. And is his daughter, legally. He restrains himself from the urge to make sweet monkey love to her. Even after Jobe is turned into a girl. Belephoebe, however, does NOT restrain herself.
- In episode 10 of Retarded Animal Babies, the protagonists travel through the internet, find their creator's Newgrounds profile, and end up entering the beginning of the same episode. Effectively, they have traveled a few minutes into the past and are able to communicate with their past selves. The two Puppies immediately decide to have sex.
- Invoked, and very nearly practiced, by Doctor What in AH Dot Com The Series "The Narcissus Syndrome" — with his evil, Mirror Universe, Gender Bender counterpart.
- Cracked ran a column by Dan O'Brien entitled "So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?"
- "Now neither of us will be virgins!"
Western Animation
- A sketch on Robot Chicken parodying Best Week Ever, featured Hal Sparks(Portrayed as pretty much all people on that show are, as a stop motion action figure) remarking "If anyone ever made a toy of me, I'd have to make out with it". A few seconds later, Hal is shown making out with a considerably less animate but otherwise identical copy of himself. A moment after THAT, he pauses to cheerfully declare to the camera "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"
- This is of course the very first thing a nudist alien does after receiving the secret to paradox free Time Travel in Bender's Big Score.
- In one of its countless Imagine Spots, The Simpsons had Homer fantasizing what it'd be like to marry himself. Cue the image of a room full of mini-Homers and two adult Homers swapping tongue.
- While Cybertronians are by and large immortal robots who realistically would only have a Purely Aesthetic Gender, Starscream in Transformers Animated seems to come on to his Opposite Sex Clone while asking what she represents in him.
- The fact that he's flirting with his opposite-sex clone should make it obvious. It's either repressed sexuality, narcissism, or both. Word Of God says this isn't true, but they're wrong. So very, very wrong.
- A recent episode of Family Guy featured Stewie and Brian travelling to other universes, one being where everyone has two heads: One happy, one sad. When we see this universe's Stewie, we see his heads kissing each other. The happy one likes it, while the sad one tries his best to.
- Aeon Flux has an episode where Aeon is duplicated and, true to her omnisexual nature, makes out with herself, though only briefly.
Real Life
- There are some species of animals that are hermaphrodites and are capable of impregnating themselves...
- Lots of plants, too.
- Although usually they have mechanisms in place to prevent that. For example, the stamen (male sexual organ of the flower) may develop earlier or later than the style (female sexual organ), or the morphology of the flower is such that the flower cannot self-pollinate. Or a plant may have male and female flowers (each containing only one type of sexual organ) that develop at different times.
- All humans are descendants from Mitochondrial Eve
, a single woman that lived about 170,000 years ago. This has the similar implications to the Adam and Eve story: Every sex act ever is between distant relatives.
- There is also a "Y-chromosomal Adam", but he lived 60,000 years ago.
- There are also Y-chromosomal Adams for certain regions, such as Europa, Southern Asia, etc. Those are considerably more recent in time. As such, nearly all modern Mongols can trace their lineage to Genghis Khan in some way, while the most recent common ancestor for Europe lived some 1000-1500 years ago. That's right, some guy a 1000 years ago got laid so fucking much that he's every European's granddaddy.
- That doesn't mean he got laid a lot. It's just a mathematical inevitability. 1,000 years is around 40 generations or so. If you assumed no incest, you'd have 2^40 ancestors at the time - over a trillion people! In reality, lines of descent cross over, but you still end up with a situation where any given person's descendants (if he or she left descendants) gradually come to make up a larger proportion of the population, until eventually you reach the point where everyone has the same set of ancestors. See the other wiki
for more info.
- I remember hearing that one out of every 200 men is descended from Genghis Khan.
- In a broadly similar vein, Woody Allen once quipped: "I love to masturbate. It's sex with someone I love."
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