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Plot complication showing up on ship's sensors now, Captain. I am switching to visual...Computer data coming in now, Captain. It's just what we need: a colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp speed.
— Mr. Schlock, Stardrek by Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara.
The outer space equivalent of the Monster Of The Week, except it isn't necessarily a creature — it can be the nebula that conveniently zaps your stardrive, or the planet with the radiation that makes you age too fast, or, well, any of a hundred similar things from Star Trek. It's unexpected, unexplainable, and puts the cast in an artificially-heightened state of crisis for 5 minutes plus commercials — until they find or invent the necessary cure, solution, fix or repellent spray ).
Except for the superficial details, one Negative Space Wedgie is very much like another — it's just J. Random Threat, the third this month. You know a science fiction series has Jumped The Shark when it turns into a parade of Negative Space Wedgies.
Common varieties include:
Examples:
Anime and Manga
- During the penultimate battle, the crew of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann encounters a device that absorbs Spiral Energy, using it to convert space around it into an ultra-dense state (read: space ocean). Bad news? Our heroes are overloaded with Spiral Energy.
- Gao Gai Gars second half features THE POWER, which is basically a Positive Space Wedgie that's hidden in the planet Jupiter.
- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha has Imaginary Space, empty dimension spaces created by dimension faults that appeared during the finale of the first season. They will cease all magic when you enter them then suck you in with their strong gravitational pull. No one knows what will happen after that, but Precia believed that falling into it would lead to the lost civilization of Al Hazred.
- Getter Robo Armageddon has the infamous "space vagina" near the end of the show.
Film
- The electromagnetic storm from the 2001 Planet Of The Apes.
- Enki Bilal's Immortal has one appear right on Earth's surface, in Central Park, New York. This phenomenon called the Intrusion causes arctic atmosphere around the area, kills any human trying to enter, and brought some aliens, at least Jill and John from outer space, acting as a some kind of wormhole. Though John didn't create the Intrusion, it's implied that he brought it to Earth.
Literature
- The Antares novels have the Antares Nebula - a highly radioactive supernova remnant. After two years of research (not to mention a lot of money), the good guys develop a radiation shield that can handle it, enabling them to transit the nebula.
- The excession in, well, Excession.
- Completely averted in Robert A Heinlein's Starman Jones. Although the characters do get lost during warp and end up on a fantastic planet, about half the book is spent just describing the advanced math and technology (and work shifts, and computering, and configuration of seats in the cockpit) behind space travel, and the disaster happens only because the characters make mathematical mistakes for personal emotional reasons.
Live Action TV
Tabletop Games
- The Eye of Terror in Warhammer 40000 is a gigantic, thousands of light-years across swirly energy thing of hell. Going into it is a quick way to a Fate Worse Than Death.
- Or, for the Ork WAAAGH that invaded the Eye and crashed onto a living planet dedicated to Khorne where they became 'doomed' with immortality, having to fight its daemonic inhabitants until they're slain only to rise again the next morning for all eternity. They considered this the awesomest afterlife ever.
- And there's plenty more around the Warhammer 40k galaxy, including the Storm of the Emperor's Wrath, the Maelstrom, and the odd dimensional portal. The recent Medusa V campaign revolved around a planet being swallowed by a giant Negative Space Wedgie that every faction in the galaxy happened to be fighting on/over for some reason.
- We can't forget the Damocles Rift, which is giving the Tau much-needed experience in dealing with the warp-spawned horrors they don't believe in.
- Vor The Maelstrom takes place entirely inside the titular Maelstrom. Earth has been swallowed by a hole in the fabric of the universe, and trapped in an faux solar system orbiting a black hole... or something like that. Over the course of the next few decades or so it will tumble to its center, where it will be destroyed. Luckily, there are plenty of other planets plunging to their doom, many in orbits that will take centuries or even millennia to decay. Catch is there are LOTS of other lifeforms trapped in the Maelstrom as well, all fighting for possession of the safest worlds - and more appearing all the time. If there's a way out, none of those who have escaped have been able(or willing) to return to share the secret. Enjoy The Eternal Churchill.
Video Games
- EVE Online has Deadspace Complexes, areas of space where warp drives don't work properly. Thay function as the game's version of dungeons. There are also several unusual phenomena mentioned in the background, ranging from superdense gass clouds to areas of complete void from which no ship has returned.
Web Comics
Western Animation
- Futurama has had its share of Negative Space Wedgies:
- "Roswell That Ends Well" (radiation from a supernova reacts with radiation caused by Fry putting metal in the microwave, creating a wormhole that sends the Planet Express crew back in time)
- "Time Keeps on Slipping" (removing Chronotons from a star cluster disrupts time)
- "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (exposure from age-reversing tar makes the characters younger; eventually cured by diving into the Fountain of Aging)
- "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (Energy Being Melllvar)
- Of course, this one in particular is a direct and obvious parody of Star Trek's, as the entire episode is about Star Trek.
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