I Call It Vera - Television Tropes & Idioms

Just about any Super Robot, technically. You can't very well yell out the name of your attack if it doesn't have a name, now can you?
Maya from the various incarnations of Burn Up does this with her entire arsenal.
Aya of Weiss Kreuz eventually reveals that his katana is named Shion, after his former teacher. Weiss being the sort of series that it is, Aya is eventually obliged to kill his weapon's namesake.
Kino of Kinos Journey names her guns. "The Woodsman", "The Cannon", and "The Flute."
Chang Wufei is particularly notable, in that he gave his Mobile Suit an additional, personal name after his dead fiancée besides its official one.
Guts in Berserk has his sword, the Dragon Slayer. This wouldn't count except that there are no dragons in the Berserk universe (unless you count Grunbeld in Apostle form); the sword was merely designed so that it could slay one if there were. Recent chapters showed a dragon sitting on a castle tower, so the Dragon Slayer might eventually come to earn its name.
In Slayers Try, Filia has a mace named "Mace-sama".
The bat that can do anything, Excalibolg~
In Dominion Tank Police, Leona names her Mini-tank Bonaparte.
Hellsing has a particular obsession with naming weapons, to the point where the manga has dream sequences featuring some of them. Alucard's pistols are named Casull (which fires explosive tipped .454 Casull rounds) and Jackal (which fires 13mm blessed silver bullets with explosive mercury tips), Seras' "rifle" is called Harkonnen. Said "rifle" is a breech-loaded 30mm anti-tank weapon. The Harkonnen II is the upgraded version, which features *TWO* fully automatic, drum-fed 30mm anti-tank weapons. It should be noted that in aforementioned dream sequences, Seras' Harkonnen is represented by Baron Harkonnenn
- Casull is just it`s name in the signature series anime. In the manga and OVA it`s name is actually Joshua for who knows why.
Genkaku from Deadman Wonderland calls his double machine gun electric guitar "Flying V" very affectionately. It receives better treatment than pretty much all other humans he interacts with.
Another good anime example of this trope is found in Patlabor. In the Patlabor anime, Police Officer Noa Izumi affectionately names her giant police robot 'Alphonse' for some unspecified reason. Her fellow police officers are quite dismayed by her naming choice and her loving devotion to her mecha. It's what she's named all her childhood pets. Labor Alphonse is Alphonse III, with the first two being her cat and dog.
In Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple, Kenichi's father has a shotgun he calls "Sebastian".
- Not to mention Hunting Rifle Maximilian and the Double-Barreled Rotwoski.
It's only a ''metaphorical" axe, but Yui's dearly beloved instrument is "Gitah". Often written with a tilde to express the love. This affliction seems to be spreading to her bandmates.
In the manga Double Arts, the resident Blood Knight Sui had a hoola hoop made of solid iron that she uses in battle. She calls it Avis.
In Gundam 00, Graham Akre (AKA Mister Bushido) named the beam katana wielded by his mobile suit Masurao "Howard" and "Daryl" in honor of his former wingmen.
Played straight and subverted in Bleach. Though it's more like the weapons have names of their own, and their bearers ought to know their names as to extract all the killing potential of them (the subversion comes with Kenpachi Zaraki who doesn't even need to care).

Marv from Sin City has a .45 by the name of Gladys, which he named after one of the nuns from his school days. According to Marv, the gun has almost lived up to its name.
Buck Godot calls his pistol "Junior". So do Smith and Wesson, a pair of entirely sentient AI zap guns belonging to a Space Pirate who goes by the name "the Pistol Packin' Polaris Packrat". It's probably the gun's actual name, although it isn't an AI and therefore doesn't talk (or if it is, it doesn't have much to say. Well, other than ZOWNT). A distinctly imposing rifle with "Senior" inscribed on its side is also shown to be in his possession, although if there's ever been a situation where Junior wasn't sufficient, we haven't seen it yet.
The Dragunov sniper rifle of Natalya Zamyatin from Y: The Last Man is named Rodya, after her husband killed in the plague.
Nuke, the drug-fueled Super Soldier from Daredevil, had a BFG he called "Betsy", which had a kill counter.
In one of the Cable & Deadpool comics, Deadpool is in Rumekistan shooting people and his gun says "Deadpool's Gun" on it, with the little Deadpool emblem. So...well, he didn't really name it, but he did label it. (Also, in one of the issues Cable has a BFG named after Liefeld, as an in-joke on the way Liefeld used to draw ridiculously giant guns.)
Captain America's shield seems to be named Shield in Steve's head. He loves that shield. He also once referred to it as "she", but when a rescued scientist asked about its name, Cap retorted, "Do you have a name for your right arm?" Naturally, the shield was lost at the end of the issue and later destroyed. It got better.
In the Spacehack back-up strip that ran in Knights Of The Dinner Table, the security officer had a BFG he called "Suzy".

Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket, in one memorable scene, forces his recruits to give girls' names to their rifles.
- The first indication we get of Pvt. Pyle's decaying mental state is when we see him cleaning his gun delicately and whispering to it like a lover.
In Aliens, Drake the smartgunner seems to have named his weapon "My Bitch". He kisses it at one point.
Predator's 'Old Painless.'
In John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos, starring Jon Bon Jovi(!) the scary black guy calls his gun "Miss P".
"Bruce? Matilda!"
Since non-weapon examples have made it onto this page, we might as well mention Rosebud. What do you mean rosebud isn't a weapon?
Hackers. Joey gives the name "Lucy" to his computer, which the character would consider a weapon.
Hellboy's weapon of choice is a huge gun, which shoots bullets containing Holy water, Garlic or silver. He calls it The Good Samaritan. In Hellboy 2, Hellboy's new weapon is the 'Big Baby,' which is a large shotgun with six barrels. "Aww, you woke up the Baby!"
Trigger from Disney's Robin Hood carries a crossbow with a faulty safety called Betsy.
The Dirty Harry movie Sudden Impact contains this exchange between Harry Calahan and a would-be armed robber:
Harry: "Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here."
Crook: "Who's 'we', sucka?"
Harry: [brandishing his .44 Magnum revolver] "Smith and Wesson... and me."
The sheriff of the town of Deliverance in Blood Rayne II: Deliverance calls his double-barrel shotgun "Sadie". The first time he mentioned the name, This Troper assumed he was talking about his wife. Imagine the confusion that ensued from realizing he was talking about his gun.
In the movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, two of the cannons on the HMS Surprise have names scribed on their side, "Jumping Billy" and "Sudden Death".
Tony's "Little Friend"

In Dan Abnett's The Armour of Contempt, driller Kexie's best friend is Saroo, his shock maul aka cattleprod. Used to encourage discipline in the cadets. A lot.
Norse Mythology. Try to find an important weapon that isn't named:
- Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.
- Odin's spear, Gungnir.
- Loki's sword of fire, Lævateinn.
Heck, mythology in general. Just try and find a legendary hero whose every possession isn't a named Public Domain Artifact.
- Minor subversion in that very few people know the legend of the Shield of David. Supposedly it was a bronze shield with the symbol known as the Shield of David inscribed on it (aka: the Magen David or Star of David), and as long as David brought it he would never die in battle.
- Greek mythology didn't have any heroes with named weapons. Being badass demigods, they just used whatever weapon they could get their hands on in order to take on their adversaries. The only Cool Sword of the bunch was that adamant sword that Perseus used to lop off Medusa's head, and that didn't get a name.
- The "sword" was in fact the sickle used by the Titan Kronus to castrate is father Ouranos (Uranus), and was later claimed by his son Zeus as his personal weapon. Even the personal weapon of the king of the gods didn't qualify for a name.
- King Arthur's Excaliber
In The Three Musketeers, Porthos's favourite rapier is called "Balizarde", after the hero's sword in The Song of Roland. Which is strange, since Roland wielded Durendal and the word Balizarde never appears in the poem. Also, the name does not appear until the sequel Twenty Years After.
Despite leaning heavily towards the Real Robot genre of science fiction, this is fairly common in the Battletech universe, especially the novels. This is probably inspired by the nicknaming of vehicles in the military during real world wars. In the novels focused on the Gray Death Legion, conspicuously Scottish Davis McCall has named his Rifleman 'Mech "Bannockburn"; Lori Kalmar-Carlyle's ancient but faithful Shadow Hawk goes by "Boss Lady". There's also the "Yen Lo Wan", a Centurion. Somewhat subverted in Endgame when Katrina Steiner snidely comments on her brother Victor Steiner-Davion having named his Dire Wolf/Daishi "Prometheus". (She then mocks a nearby guard who commented he named his gun Tabitha.) Weirdly, this seems slightly less common in the Clans, despite their using OmniMechs (a subtype of Humongous Mecha that are easily customized into unique variants) and have a culture that venerates warriors and honorable combat, but it can happen. Natasha Kerensky, the legendary Black Widow, calls her custom Daishi "Widowmaker".
Jean Tannen, the lancer in The Lies of Locke Lamora, names his paired hatchets the Wicked Sisters. He makes a joke about the name when he has to fight a pair of female twins.
Averted by Mercedes Lackey in her Heralds Of Valdemar series. Fighters operate under the philosophy that one weapon is as good as another; the only sword which has a name is an Empathic Weapon which turns out to be a woman's spirit contained in a sword. Several main characters give their musical instruments names, however. Somewhat subverted but mostly played straight in her Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms, where having a named weapon (Galgraling the Wyrm Slayer) will invoke Tradition (the ambient magic in the land) and give you an advantage should you meet an actual Wyrm.
Played absolutely straight by Jennifer Robertson in her Sword series. Certain swords are magical and can be wielded only by those who know their secret names.
A Justified Trope in Dragaera's Taltos series; Vlad calls his Great Weapon, Godslayer "Lady Teldra." The reason, in addition to the fact that he considers the actual name melodramatic, is that it contains the soul of its namesake.
Red Orm by Frans G. Bengtsson features a pair of vikings who name their favorite swords "Bluetongue" and "Redbeak".
A Song Of Ice And Fire uses this quite a bit, from a child's fencing blade (Needle) through to the ancestral swords of the noble houses (Dawn, Ice, Red Rain, etc.).
- Prince Joffrey is way too into it, giving his blades, which are effectively new and do nothing of importance, names, such as Hearteater or (ugh) Widow's Wail ("and many a widow it shall make", said the 14-year-old spoiled foppish cowardly sociopath who would probably get beaten up by the 10-year-old girl).
"Mommy! She threw my sword in the river!"
In Peter Pan, Mr Smee has named his sword "Johnny Corkscrew", because of the way he uses it.
- In the Dave Barry/Ridley Pearson Peter Pan novel Peter and the Starcatchers, Captain Hook deployed a special sail rigging he named "The Ladies". This specific sail was modeled after a woman's bustier, and supposedly increased his ship's speed.
The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, and Middle-Earth in general are full of these. Let's see: Sting, Orcrist (aka by Orcs and Goblins as Biter), Glamdring (aka Beater), Narsil (The Sword of Elendil) which was reforged into Andúril (aka The Sword that was Broken), Túrin Turambar's Thunderbolt Iron sword Gurthang (née Anglachel), the other Thunderbolt Iron sword Anguirel, a battering ram named Grond, Hammer Of The Underworld, which is named after the hammer Morgoth (Sauron's mentor) used, Aiglos, the spear of Gil-galad... It gets worse because whenever Tolkien said anything in Elvish, he usually followed it with a translation immediately, so these weapons tend to get introduced as "Andúril, Flame of the West". Of course, inspired as it was by Norse mythology, this isn't a surprise.
- One of Tolkien's non-Middle-Earth stories, "Farmer Giles of Ham" (explicitly set in Old England), featured the sword Caudimorax. (Latin for "Tailbiter", the sword itself was skilled at slaying dragons.)
In the Rhapsody series of books, Elizabeth Haydon has Grunthor—a giant military sergeant—name all of his weapons, because he says it makes them work better.
In the famous Civil War memoir Company H, the author mentions a fellow soldier who "had the brightest gun in the army, and always called Florence Fleming".
This has appeared in the Malazan Book Of The Fallen series, though it isn't very common("Grief", "Chance").
Mona and Delilah are the cars owned by Joanna in the Weather Warden series by Rachel Caine.
Reason in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash. Used as a source of wordplay: "I know they'll listen to Reason".
This trope is out in force in the Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn series by Tad Williams. Besides the titular swords themselves, just about every major character has a name for their favorite sword, spear, or miscellaneous implement of death.
In Dungeons And Dragons most notable magic items are named, including weapons.
- Drizzt Do'Urden's two scimitars, Icingdeath and Twinkle. And Wulfgar's war hammer, Aegis-fang; Cattie-brie's bow, Taulmaril the Heartseeker; and her sword, Khazid'hea (translated from Drow, 'Cutter'; although as a sentient sword, being named is justified). Similarly, Artemis Entreri eventually acquires the sentient sword Charon's Claw. Though never named in the novels, game rule information gives names to the twin longswords of Zaknafein, Drizzt's father: one is called Reaper, the other Reaver. As they are borderline epic in their abilities, and he was epic level, they no doubt earned their name.
- Averted with Enteri's dagger, which is only known by the rubies on it. That is enough.
Brandon Sanderson's Warbreaker also has a sentient sword called "Nightblood."
In Heinlein's Tunnel in the Sky both the main protagonist and his sister have foot-long Bowie-knives that they've named. The sister's is "Lady Macbeth". The protagonist's knife is called Colonel Bowie, showing an unfortunate lack of creativity on his part. Glory Road has Lady Vivamus, explicitly introduced as being just like the next example.
Subverted in Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser series. Fafhrd wields a sword he calls Greywand, while his partner, the Grey Mouser, wields a sword and a dagger he calls Scalpel and Cat's Claw. However, Fafhrd calls any sword he happens to be carrying Greywand, and whatever sword and dagger The Mouser wields become Scalpel and Cat's Claw. They go through many, many, many of these over the course of the stories.
In Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series, Lirael's sword Nehima keeps changing its own inscription every time she looks at it.
The Bazil Broketail series seems to take the military training route; humans don't name any of their weapons, but nearly every dragon soldier seems to have named their personal blade, whether or not it's enchanted.
Elric. Stormbringer.
The Heir series by Cinda Williams Chima has Warrior hero Jack uncover the legendary magical sword of his ancestor, which is named Shadowslayer. His girlfriend Ellen, also a Warrior, later acquires a similar one named Waymaker.
Beowulf had his sword Hrunting.
Mack Bolan's preferred handweapons are named "Big Thunder" (a stainless steel .44 AutoMag), and "Belle", his silenced Beretta Brigadier (a civilian Beretta 92S). The spin-off series Able Team has "Lyon's Crowd-Killing Device", a modified Atchisson Assault Shotgun wielded by 'Ironman' Carl Lyons.
The Avenger, pulp hero, late 30s - early 40s: Ike (throwing knife) and Mike (revolver).
Hoppy Uniatz uses his Betsy to bop people. And yes, he geniunely talks like that.
In The Song of the Lioness Quartet, Alanna names her sword Lightning.
For a brief while near the (publishing-order) beginning of the Redwall series, the Sword of Martin the Warrior was dubbed "Ratdeath". Apparently Brian Jacques realized that really isn't a good name, and thus it underwent Retcon. In later books, it has no real name, but "Sword" tends to be capitalized when you talk about it.
In The River Of Dancing Gods by Jack L. Chalker, the hero names his magic sword "Irving," after his estranged son.
Arc Words in The Way of the Sword by Henry Lion Oldie: for a reason, as it's all about Empathic Weapons.
Be damned that day when the weapons began to get names!
In the Discworld book Unseen Academicals, Mightily Oats makes an appearance during the Back Story, where we find he's nicknamed the axe he used to lop off the head of Count Magpyr in Carpe Jugulum "Forgiveness".
In Laurell Hamilton's Merry Gentry series all of the magical weapons are named: Winter's Kiss, Mortal Dread, a couple magical rings and Doyle's twin daggers (which are only known by their nicknames—snick and snack).
In The Riftwar Cycle, there's a throwaway line about the type of crossbow used by the Hadati hill people, which is called the Bessie Mauler. No one's quite sure why it's named after Bessie, but it's certainly a mauler. They're normally used to hunt wyverns, the smaller, less fire-breathing-y cousins of dragons. You'd expect some other named weapons in a fantasy series, but if any have names, they're never mentioned.

The trope is named for Jayne's very favorite gun from Firefly. The fact that he proposes it as fair exchange for Mal's "wife" in "Our Mrs. Reynolds" is pretty telling.
- In a lot of Firefly fanfic, Jayne does this with all his weapons. In one interview, Adam Baldwin, Jayne's actor, stated that Jayne's knife is named "Binky" and his pistol "Boo", though neither name is used in the series proper, probably because the series got canceled before he got around to letting others know.
- In Serenity, Jayne uses another gun with a name, a submachine gun by the name of "Lux." It was named after a poster on the Firefly message boards, LuxLucre, who died tragically of pneumonia shortly after the feature film Serenity was announced.
In Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Xander gets threatened by Jack, who reveals his knife is called "Katie". A female example would be Kendra naming her stake "Mr. Pointy."
In Farscape, John Crichton names his most reliable pulse pistol "Winona". It gets to the point where if Winona misfires he automatically assumes it's because he didn't properly maintain her (which, as any gun enthusiast can probably tell you, isn't that unreasonable a belief). A lampshade is hung about this at one point in the episode "John Quixote": "That's a nice sword... You should give it a name, like 'Cameron' or 'Uma'."
In the Doctor Who episode The Smugglers, Cherub has a knife named Tommy Tickler.
In Roman Mysteries, the door-slave (and former gladiator) Caudex has a gladius he calls "Flora"; named, we are told, after an ex-girlfriend with a sharp tongue.
In an episode of the sitcom Unhappily Ever After, the mother gets a glass table, which she makes everyone call Sheila.
When doing cannon-related myths, the Mythbusters crew borrows a cannon that the owner has named "Old Moses", as it "speaks with a great voice and lays down the Law". This is a common thing to do with cannons - one preacher-turned-artilleryman during the Civil War named four guns "Matthew", "Mark", "Luke" and "John" for the same reason. The Mythbusters themselves engage this trope when they acquire a car (for doing car myths, naturally) and name it "Earl," named just because it seemed like an appropriate name for a large, black Cadillac.
- Don't forget, though he's not a weapon, Buster the Crash Test Dummy.
Stephen Colbert has a handgun that he calls "Sweetness" that he frequently is seen talking to...and that he sometimes thinks is talking to him. He's had some... interesting... conversations with it.
Played with in Sledge Hammer!. He talks to his gun, sleeps with it, and is generally in love with it... but it's named Gun. In the German dub, however, he calls it Suzie.
Not quite a weapon, but it is involved in a duel. In the "pool shark" episode of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, Philip Banks reveals that he has a custom-made pool cue, which he is so used to that he can only fail with a pool hall's cues and can only win with his own. He calls it Lucille.
- He could have won with the pool hall's cues, he only failed the first time to get the pool sharks to bet more money on the second game. Him taking out Lucille was just to reveal his ploy.
Tara's Split Personality "Buck" in The United States Of Tara has a gun called Persephone.
In Corner Gas, Davis named his billyclub "Billy". He encourages her Karen to name hers and she ends up calling it "Jennifer".
Jon Stewart apparently calls his fists Simon and Garfunkel.
On Mystery Science Theater 3000, in the "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" episode, Tom Servo had a gun that he names Lucille.
"Stella is my knife. You're about to get yanked." Although it was an imaginary knife conjured from a random quote...
The iffy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series The Next Mutation had the hunter Bonesteel, who had a wide array of weapons such as Betty the doublebarreled shotgun or Mary Lou the crossbow.
Although not exclusively used as weapons, Torchwood includes two alien artifacts called The Life Knife and The Risen Mitten. Both named by Ianto Jones. Jack lampshades this at one point:
Jack Harkness: This one's for Ianto. The Life Knife, the Risen Mitten, and that old classic... the Stun Gun.
Pete, a reoccurring villain on The Adventuresof Brisco County Jr, refers to his gun as Pete's Piece.
Jamie Hyneman of Mythbusters constructed a two-handled revolver in order to test Blasting It Out Of Their Hands. He named it Newton's Law.
Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer. Not sure if it was in the novels, but Stacy Keach (playing Mike Hammer) refers to his Colt M1911A1 as 'Betsy'.

It is actually somewhat common practice for musicians (especially guitarists) to name their instruments.
Devo Spice apparently named his Atari "Heather".
BB King's famous guitar, Lucille. According to King, early in his career, a fight broke out in the club he was playing at. This fight quickly got out of hand, and somehow a fire started. Naturally, everyone immediately ran out, but King had left his guitar behind in his haste. Realizing that he couldn't afford to replace it, he reentered the burning club and retrieved his instrument. When he learned that the fight had started over a woman named Lucille, King decided to name all of his guitars in the future "Lucille", "to remind myself never to be that stupid again." King also famously refuses to ship Lucille in a plane's cargo hold; he buys two seat tickets. One for him and one for Lucille.
- This is likely why a number of examples on this page (such as The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air above) use Lucille for their named weapons as well.
Green Day leader Billie Joe Armstrong's "Blue" - his first guitar which he still plays today.
Bo Diddley's guitar, the Twang Machine.
Willie Nelson's guitar, Trigger.
Stevie Ray Vaughan's guitars. The most famous is First wife also known as #1. Others include Lenny for example, after then his wife who gave it to him.
Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page played a black Les Paul custom known as "Black Beauty" (until it was stolen). Since then, his number one guitar has been a Les Paul sunburst known simply as "Number One".
- Black Beauty is actually what the model was called, not his name for it. He named his other Les Paul "Number Two". This had more to do with him having an easier time to separete them, since they were setup differently. Similar thing with the numbers put on Pete Townshend's Les Pauls in the 70's.
Eric Clapton's guitar, Blackie. He also has a Brownie (which he used with Derek & The Dominoes).
Mason Williams's guitar (which he named a song after, too), $13 Stella.
Vadim Pruzhanov, of DragonForce, plays a keytar named "Batman".
Brian May's guitar, Red Special. It is actually quite unique.
Neil Young's primary guitar, Old Black. He has another guitar named Hank, since it used to belong to Hank Williams.
Billy Gibbon's Pearly Gates. Miss Pearly Gates.
As can be seen above, a lot of axes.
The Sisters of Mercy always call their current drum machine "Doktor Avalanche". The Doktor has been swapped out a few times for newer models over the last three decades.
Many famous string instruments, especially any built by a member of the famous Stradivari family, have unique names. The Other Wiki lists some.
New York rapper Qadir has released a single, featured in Grand Theft Auto IV, called "Nickname", which is, you guessed it, about having a nickname for your guns.
"I got a nickname for all my guns: a Desert Eagle that I call Big Pun, a two-shot that I call Tupac... my TEC-9 I'm-a call T-Pain, my .38 snub I'm-a call Lil Wayne..."
Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead calls his Rickenbacker bass "Rickenbastard".
Eddie Van Halen's striped guitar, Frankenstrat. A Fan Nickname in the guitar community for guitars that are made of pieces of different guitars is to call them Frankensteins.
Shirley Manson owns an orange Fender Stratocaster named 'Rita'
Raymond Scott named most of the instruments he built: "Karloff", "Bandito the Bongo Bandit," etc. Of course, he needed names like that so his employees would know which one he was talking about, since telling them to go switch on "the one with all the knobs on the top and the buttons—no, to the left—down—right" would get in the way at ol Manhattan Research Inc.
Though not name per se, Woody Guthrie was famed for having "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" on the body of his guitar.

Mick Foley calls his favourite baseball-bat-wrapped-in-barbed-wire "Barbie".
Ron Bass carried a bullwhip that he called "Miss Betsy." He also had a pair of spurs with which he once attacked Brutus Beefcake, and which, on at least one occasion, he referred to as "Brett" and "Bart."
T. L. Hopper, the wrestling plumber, carried a plunger named "Bessie."

In the Iron Kingdoms setting, Orsus "The Butcher of Khardov" Zoktavir calls his axe "Lola". As long as we're talking IK, there's also Ashlynn's Nemesis, Croe's Hiss, Gorten's Forge Father, Seige's Ground Pounder, Vlad's Skirmisher & Ruin, Magnus' Foecleaver, Bart's Red Tide & Ace, Fiona's Viper, and Brocker's Thrasher, and that only covers the some of the mercenaries and a few faction combatants. Naming your weapon is pretty common in the Iron Kingdoms.
Mr. Welch, of (Increasingly Large Number) Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do In An RPG fame, is forbidden from this, even if suggested by the game, per rule number 1359.
In the Iron Heroes setting, the Weaponmaster class is required to name his weapon at 11th level. Doing so causes his reputation to precede him.

In the musical Sweeney Todd, Mr. Todd doesn't ever mention names for his razors... but he does have an entire song, "My Friends," where he directly addresses them as his friends, and apparently expects them to answer him.

In Devil May Cry 3, Lady has a rocket launcher named Kalina Ann.
- Dante's weapons tend to have proper names too, but it's because they're alive. Then there's Ebony and Ivory, his twin pistols; while they're black and gunmetal-gray, those are also female names. As well as Sparda's two guns, Luce and Ombra ("Light" and "Dark" in Latin).
  - Italian, actually. Latin would possibly be 'Lux' and 'Umbra'.
- Ebony and Ivory are named after the Stevie Wonder/Paul McCartney song. All of Dante's weapons are named, including an electric guitar that's actually a succubus.
- Going one step further: In the PS 2 port of Viewtiful Joe, it's revealed that Blade Master Alastor is also Dante's sword.
  - Not all that surprising, considering pretty much everything about Alastor made him a walking Shout Out to Devil May Cry.
- The Sawed Off Shotgun that appears in every game in the series earns the name "Coyote-A" in the fourth game.
Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2 calls his eponymous heavy weapon "Sasha". See this trope in full galore in Meet the Heavy Additionally, Valve has introduced a second Heavy unlockable weapon: an alternate minigun by the name of "Natascha." Check out her guns. (The others have special names for many of their weapons, too, but those are more on the level of model names, as opposed to individuals.)
- Mocked by The Scout who, if he kills the Heavy three times in succession will sometimes taunt "How's about I take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight? What d'ya think of that?"
  - What makes it funnier is that Sasha is technically a male name.
  - It's really a dual-gendered name, but is mostly used as a female name. The funny part about the above quote, however, would be that the Scout still says it even when Heavy has Natascha equipped.
In the first Max Payne, two mooks discuss the tendency of their more intense co-workers to name their guns. One mook sheepishly admits he too named his gun. In a possible subversion, he didn't give it a girly name but instead named it 'Dick Justice'. The other mooks also point out how weird it is to name your weapon, one of them saying "Man, that's... kind'a weird."
A variation: Elzam Branstein in Super Robot Wars usually calls whatever Humongous Mecha he's currently riding "Trombe", after his favorite horse.
- Rather Masculine than girly, however, considered he's Partner to the most MAN -LY man Sanger in SRW universe, it's really understandable he named them TROMBE!
- And don't forget Dytrombe!
Father Grigori's shotgun in Half Life 2 is named Annabelle.
I can't let this page go without mentioning Castle of the Winds, an old PC RPG. The game lets you name EVERYTHING you have in your pack. The manual actually points to this and hands you a suggestion in the form of "Go ahead! Name your sword 'Anthrax!'"
According to supplemental material, I-No from Guilty Gear calls her guitar "Marlene". I-No being a Musical Assassin, this fits particularly well into the trope.
One tribe in Suikoden named their swords after the most important person in their life. Then there's Flik, who named his sword Odessa, after the Quickly Demoted Woman he was attached to. He's from that tribe too.
One of Matthias' lines when he picks up an assault rifle in Mercenaries 2 has him giving a name to the rifle he just picked up then declare "Let's go kill alot of people!".
The four guns your character uses in the game Bayonetta are named Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.
Brick of Reilly's Rangers in Fallout 3 introduces her minigun as "Eugene", in a southern drawl no less.
- Then there's Ol' Painless, an homage to a couple of other guns of the same name. Not to mention the epitome of Boring But Practical.
Many of the better weapons in the Fire Emblem series, such as Ike's sword Ragnell and his father's greataxe Urvan in Fire Emblems 9 and 10. The player can also name the custom made weapons in FE 9 and 10.
In Destroy All Humans, when you read a soldier's mind, you may hear the following phrase "I have a rifle, her name is Sue!"
One of the marines in Halo 3 is voiced by Adam Baldwin; the actor who played Jayne in Firefly. In a Shout Out to Firefly, he will occasionally yell "Say hello to Vera!" during combat.
- As well as "Me and Vera have a little life-lesson for ya'!"
Many of the pistols in Resident Evil 4 are given actual names rather than their model number or manufacturer in their inventory listing (Matilda, Broken Butterfly, Killer 7, etc).
From Jade Empire: Sir Roderick Von Fauntlebottom the Magnificent Bastard's rifle is named Mirabelle.
Krew in Jak And Daxter.
Krew: I love weapons. I love how they look, how they feel... even how they smell...
Jak: I think you need serious help.
Nethack features a variety of named magical weapons mostly from other sources, such as Excalibur, Stormblade, and Snickersnee. It also allows you to give a name to any item, and in some cases naming a normal weapon after a magical one causes it to become magic.
Tactics Ogre the Knight of Lodis features four Snap Dragon scrolls which seal the soul of the character that uses them in a sword which bears the name of the user. In addition to being powerful in their own right, the swords also carry over a portion of the unit's stats to buff the person wielding it, copy the unit's element (each element has a different design for the sword as well), and certain classes grant special effects (A snapped Sword Master would give an Instant Kill effect, a Fairy would increase luck, Angel Knights increase morale for units within a certain range of the wielder, ect.).
From Assassins Creed 2, as soon as Bartolomeo gets back to his home after being freed from prison by Ezio, he goes around the thrashed place looking for Bianca, who turns out to be a claymore.
In ''Brütal Legend'' Eddie Riggs uses a guitar he calls Clementine which can summon lightning, fire, melt faces , inspire legions of headbangers and bring down giant flaming zeppelins on top of people. Of course he couples it with an axe called the "Separator" (he didn't name that one, though).

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Dr. Judith Mossman: Is that you, Gordon? Come inside, it's getting late.
Gordon Frohman: There is no Gordon, Judith. There is only...The Claw. (His name for his beloved Gravity Gun)
Frank from Penny Arcade has a gun nicknamed "Mabel". Then again, Frank is a spoof of the Shell Shocked Senior Vietnam vet archetype anyway, taken way over-the-top and then put in charge of an EB Games.
- "Will you face me? This tube goes by many names, some you are worthy to hear.
"Hello again, Natalya."
A Modest Destiny has Maxim naming his flimsy 1d4 stick Lucile.
In 8-Bit Theater Fighter named the swords he got from Drizzl "Stabby" and "Slashy".
Mae from Dandy and Company has a gun named "Vera", apparently.
Ben's character 'Nameless' from Fuzzy Knights actually sleeps with his weapons, I just hope he didn't mean the knives as well.
In Full Frontal Nerdity here, a character has named his sword "Betsy". It's never mentioned again.
How can we forget Sluggy Freelance and Chaz. Again, a sentient sword, now with a surprisingly normal name.
Punch An Pie here when Angela is imagining herself in a warzone (while packing her stuff).
In the now defunct webcomic Yahtzee Takes On The World, Yahtzee names an experimental laser he found "Archibald".
Skin Horse: Tip carries a revolver named Alice. It is noteworthy that he usually does not bother to learn the name of the women he sleeps with, yet still names his gun.
In The KAMics Gertrude & Brunhilda's swords have names.
Hunter Ravenwood of Suicide For Hire names his guns. He has a .22 "carry-around piece" named Bop, and a much larger gun "which liquefies your target - kinda like a blender, but more satisfying" which he keeps in a glass case for emergency use, labelled "Idiot Magnum: In case of extreme stupidity, break glass".
In The Adventures Of Wiglaf And Mordred, Azrael has a (male) sword he calls Grace that he also treats as a Companion Cube
Goats has three unrelated characters all owning guns named "Bessie". Coincidence? Plot point? Or lazy author (and overly attentive troper)?

Thirty/Thirty (the robot/cyborg horse from Bravestarr) had a gun called Sarah Jane. He himself is named for a bullet.
In Walt Disney's Robin Hood, one of the guards—tellingly named Trigger—has a powerful crossbow called Betsy.
The Simpsons parodied Full Metal Jacket in the episode "Dead Putting Society" wherein Homer forces Bart to call his golf putter "Charlene". "Pull, Dutchess! PULL!!!"
In Open Season, Shaw calls his shotgun "Lorraine". It even has its name engraved on it.
Big-game hunter Mr. Marlin, a one-shot character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), called his custom laser rifle "Betsy". Eventually, it blew up, killing him.
The unfortunately named Lugnutz of Transformers: Cybertron, according to his official bio, calls his rifle "Dutch".
In Gargoyles, recurring character Vinnie Grigori's pie-cannon is named Mr. Carter, Mr. C for short.
Avatar The Last Airbender example: Sokka's Boomerang. Space Sword might also count. Hey, nobody said Sokka was good at naming things...
- I think "Sparky-Sparky-BOOM Man" Agrees with that statement.
Although Matrix didn't give his weapon a proper name, based on dialogue, it's clear that at least he and AndrAIa consider 'Gun' to be the name of his gun.

Non-weapon example: In Survival Of The Fittest, Cody Jenson names the motorcycle he finds "Loretta", and apparently falls in love with it as the game goes on.
An NPC in Neoquest II, a game within the game of Neopets, has a sword named Vera. His cowboy-like speech patterns (which he shares with no other character in the game) and the fact that there are several self-proclaimed Browncoats on the Neopets staff suggest that this is a direct Shout Out.
Marzipan's acoustic guitar, Carol.
Chaz Villette in Shadow Unit has a sourdough starter named Elmer. Not anymore, he doesn't.
A video by You Tuber Blunty3000 features a ninja who has named his sword "Suzette".
From Red vs. Blue, we have the Blue Team's Tank named "Sheila"
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- Agent Foxglove has two daggers named Pointy and Stabby and a sabre named Choppy - she's aware it's not a chopping weapon, but in her words, "'Slicey' doesn't sound right and I think we can just forget about 'Slashy'."
- In the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall, one of the boys named his motorbike and was very unhappy when the vermin staff members stole and vandalised it. In the words of the heroine, "It takes a guy who's either very secure in his own masculinity or very bad at connecting brain to mouth to publicly admit he calls his motorbike 'Cynthia'."
In Im A Marvel And Im ADC, Deadpool's guitar is called Lucille (a Shout Out to BB King). In its latest appearance, Rorschach shoots it.

(Personal examples of naming things should be directed to troper tales.)

One of the first Apple P Cs was called the 'Apple Lisa' presumably named after Steve's daughter 'Lisa Jobs'. The acronym 'Local Integrated Software Architecture' was invented after it had been named Lisa.
The BM-13 Katyusha fires a Macross Missile Massacre, and yet the name "Katyusha" is the Russian equivalent of "Katie"; later models were luckier and were named BM-21 Grad ("hail"), BM-27 Uragan ("hurricane") and BM-30 Smerch ("tornado").
Richard Hammond of Top Gear was mocked by his co-hosts when he referred to the car he was driving as "Oliver." (Oliver wound up becoming Hammond's Companion Cube.)
According to legend, Davy Crockett named his gun Betsy, which is most likely brought this trope to public consciousness, and thus makes it Older Than Radio.
Most Norse warriors of the Viking era had a tendency to name their weapons, in imitation of their Migration Era ancestral heroes (and of course, their myths, or perhaps their myths imitated their history), making this Older Than Feudalism. Examples crop up by the hundreds in the sagas, which are all part real history, part heroic legendry (the proportion varies from pure history to mostly fiction). Just one confirmably historical example would be Grasida ("Greyside"), which began as a sword, was broken and then reforged into a spear that went on to serve Gisli, son of Sur, for the rest of his life.
The tradition didn't die with the Vikings, either. Medieval romances, in an exaggaration of real life, were full of named swords like Roland's Durandal and its sisters, Joyeuse (belonging to Charlemagne) and Courtain (AKA Cortana, wielded by Ogier the Dane). In fact, it seems people have kept up the practice, quite unbroken, right up until modern times (see the bit about Marines naming their guns); for example, one source from the 18th Century features a sword named Skiver the Pullet...
The "Big Bertha" howitzers used by Germany during World War One.
The British muskets of the Revolutionary War were called Brown Bess, although Bess is a corruption of buss (gun) as in blunderbuss.
Another variant: It's not uncommon for players of Collectible Card Games to name their decks, particularly if it is a particular archetype. On the other hand, oblique or nonsense names allow you to refer to something and not give away too much about it to opponents who haven't seen it play yet.
Naming electronics, computers in particular, seems to be a general geek thing. Of course, most modern OSes specifically support computer naming for good networking/management purposes, but many geeks take it further by using a personal naming scheme that's standard across all their stuff.
- Fred Gallagher of Megatokyo had a pattern of naming the succession of servers for the webcomic after girls from Kanon, and his laptops after Haibane Renmei. This is taken to an extreme end in a few of the omake, depicting the comic server as a female persocom just sitting in the colocation center, who gets kidnapped.
- Jeff Darlington provides a really good example.
There's a 15th century cannon at Edinburgh Castle called Mons Meg. (Mons being where it was built, and Meg being short for Margaret.) The barrel is almost big enough to crawl into.
Feudal Japan; The works of master swordsmiths were named for the smith, often with a name for the individual sword as well. The works of the legendary swordsmith Masamune include the Honjo Masamune, a symbol of the Tokugawa Shogunate.
Warplanes were and are often painted with pet names and naked women, almost enough to cross into true Companion Cube territory. Although still somewhat prevalent, it began to die out during the Korean War when an Air Force general's wife became indignant.
All incoming trainees are instructed to name all their weapons in the US Army's basic training. Although this may be meant to encourage total and generally unnecessarily complete knowledge of how these weapons work rather than because said knowledge exists to begin with.
In NASCAR, race teams and drivers would give names to their multiple cars. Jeff Gordon, for example, gave his racecars names starting with the letter B, including Boomer, Backdraft, Boo, Beavis, and Butthead.
"Figurative uses of animal names in Latin and their application to military devices; a study in semantics". Yes, it's a work about pet (or mount) names Roman guys gave to things like heavy catapults. This trend even made it to English (ram).
- Of course, you know what that makes this...
As a matter of fact, the word "gun" is derived from an Old Norse woman's name, "Gunhilda" (which ironically means "battle-maiden"). Most old cannons would be named after a woman, and Gunhilda was the most popular name at the time.
When they were first issued their FAMAS rifles, French troops during the 70's and 80's nicknamed it "Le Clarion" which translates as 'the bugle', due to its odd shape.
The M-79 grenade launcher was nicknamed by US troops the "Blooper gun" or just "blooper" due to the sound it made when fired.
William Fredrick "Buffalo Bill" Cody named his favorite rifle "Lucrezia Borgia".
David "Davy" Crockett is known to have used three different long-guns throughout his life. He named them all Betsy.
- Plus where do you think the M-388 Davy Crockett tactical nuclear recoilless rifle got it's name from?

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