Ozzy: Vampire? Vampires are pussies. I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness!
Born John Michael Osbourne on December 3, 1948 in Aston, Birmingham. Also known as Ozzy. Or the "Prince of Darkness", if you want. As one of, or possibly the, first Heavy Metal singer, he has been called the "Godfather of Heavy Metal" while he prefers to call himself "The Prince of Darkness." Famous for snacking on winged creatures in the middle of sets.He's known in many circles as the original voice of Black Sabbath, the band who (arguably) created the Heavy Metal genre as we know it today. You can go to that page to know the rest of the details in his time with them. As the band's popularity declined, Ozzy was ousted from the band and formed his own, "Blizzard Of Ozz", which yielded him most critically-acclaimed album.In the 2000s, he pioneered the domestic reality show with The Osbornes. Since tropes from that show could fill their own wiki, you're better off putting examples here.
10-Minute Retirement: In 1993 Ozzy announced that he'd retire from touring and called his would-be final tour "No More Tours". He was back on the road in 1995 with "The Retirement Sucks Tour" and has been on the road more or less ever since.
The Alcoholic: He went through issues with alcoholism, which is the focus of the songs "Suicide Solution" and "Demon Alcohol."
Berserk Button: He used to have some chickens, back when he was with his first wife. Said chickens never laid any eggs because, she told him, he never felt like feeding them. One night, after having not slept for 24 hours, doped up on cocaine and booze, the button was finally pressed, leading to one of the most hilariously twisted moments in his book.
He blows a few chickens away with a shotgun, chases after the rest with a katana, sets the chicken coop on fire, and tosses the rest of his shotgun ammunition into the burning coop, causing many small explosions. And then his neighbor comes walking out, sees Ozzy wearing a tattered, chicken-bloodstained bathrobe, and simply says, "Ah, good evening, Mr. Osbourne. I see you're back from America."
Breakup Song: "Goodbye To Romance", a song about him leaving Sabbath, and not, contrary to popular beliefs, about his first wife.
British Accents: He has a very thick Brummie accent that is part of the reason he's so hard to understand when he speaks- the other reason being he's completely and utterly brainfried from so many years of hardcore drug abuse... though older videos prove he's almost always been The Unintelligible, even when sober, due to his accent.
Canon Discontinuity: The live albums Speak of the Devil, Just Say Ozzy, Live and Loud and the studio album The Ultimate Sin. The root of all these deletions, save for Speak of the Devil, is the song "Shot In The Dark". It was his biggest hit of the 80s, one of his most popular songs of his career and featured regularly in his live set from the time it was released until the mid-90s, when the legal rights to the song came into dispute. Ozzy deleted every album that featured it from his catalog except for a greatest hits package (where it was simply replaced by another tune). Recently, he's started playing it again though and the deleted albums are available for purchase on iTunes.
Catch Phrase: Frequently shouts "Rock and roll!", "Go fucking crazy!" and/or "Lemme see your (fucking) hands!" while performing.
Cluster F-Bomb: Averted in his music. While he's portrayed as a language blasphemer in The Osbournes, you won't hear much of this in his work. In his concerts, on the other hand, you will hear it, as his stage banter is typically filled with it.
Cool Teacher: Randy Rhoads was one before joining Ozzy's band. Ozzy said this was a great help when it came to songwriting because Randy had the patience and skill to work with Ozzy and work his ideas into music.
Darker and Edgier: No Rest For The Wicked is arguably Ozzy's darkest and heaviest album, which is strange considering that it's also among his least remembered.
Domestic Abuse: Ozzy and Sharon's marriage has turned violent on multiple occasions. He has knocked out her two front teeth; she retaliated by throwing a full bottle of scotch at his head. Nevertheless it is clear that they do love each other very much.
The worst incident of domestic abuse for the Osbournes happened when, in a cocaine and alcohol-fueled rage, Ozzy attempted to strangle Sharon. This led to Sharon having him arrested and threatening to leave Ozzy unless he entered rehab.
"Revelation (Mother Earth)", (6:09) from Blizzard Of Ozz.
"You Can't Kill Rock and Roll" (6:59) and "Diary of a Madman", (6:14) both from Diary Of A Madman.
"Fire In The Sky", (6:24) from No Rest For The Wicked.
"No More Tears" (7:23) and "Zombie Stomp", (6:13) from No More Tears.
"Thunder Underground", (6:29) "See You on the Other Side", (6:10) "Tomorrow" (6:36) and "My Jekyll Doesn't Hide", (6:34) from Ozzmosis.
"The Almighty Dollar", from Black Rain, at 6:57.
"Let It Die", (6:06) and "Diggin' Me Down" (6:03) from Scream.
Everyone Has Standards: He was kicked out of Black Sabbath for his drug and alcohol use — he had been doped up on cocaine and alcohol for the past thirty hours; when the drugs wore off, he slept through an entire gig. Really, when a heavy metal band in the 1970s (especially them) thinks you're overdoing those, you know you have a problem.
Evil Laugh: From time to time, and not just in songs. He can sound pretty evil when he's just laughing at something he finds amusing, without even trying. If not evil, than at the very least a bit crazy.
Forbidden Fruit: In "Walk on Water" he sings about sharing this with the daughter of a magic man.
George Lucas Altered Version: After his original drummer and bassist sued him, he replaced their instrumentation on many of his original albums with new instrumentation by his current drummer and bassist for the 2002 reissues. After much controversy and criticism over the reissues, Ozzy changed his mind, and the original albums were remastered in 2011, without the alterations.
Green Aesop: "Revelation (Mother Earth)" from Blizzard of Ozz and part of "Dreamer" from Down To Earth.
Heterosexual Life-Partners: First with Randy Rhoads (until he died), then later with Zakk Wylde. Ozzy and Zakk have been close friends ever since Ozzy hired him in 1987, despite Zakk getting fired from the band twice. Ozzy is also very close with the drummer from Black Sabbath, Bill Ward.
He had another one when he was fired from Black Sabbath. Ozzy being Ozzy, he assumed that his life as a rockstar would be over and he'd have to move back to his hometown to be a bartender or plumber or something. With this in mind he decided to go on the ultimate bender. He rented a hotel room, got all the drugs and booze he could afford, and went to town. Sharon stopped by three months later and said he was curled up on the ground surrounded by bottles, cocaine wrappers and empty pizza boxes and at a total loss of dignity or self-preservation.
I Am the Band: Pretty much the reason of his solo career. Slightly averted by the fact he's always had a show-off (in a good way) guitarist going mental alongside him in concert.
Immune to Drugs: To the point where he had his genome mapped to figure out how he's still alive. The Cambridge project that did so found several genes that allow him to metabolize opiates and alcohol far more efficiently than most humans. Basically, if almost anyone did as much drugs as he did, they would have died a long time ago. His autobiography describes it best in a minor Crowning Moment of Funny.
Regular Dose of Anesthetic: "Ooh, there's the good stuff!" Twice the Dose: Doctor: "Blink once if you can hear me." Ozzy: "Why would I do that? I can talk to you just fine." Three Times the Dose: Doctor: "Jesus Christ, you're not human!"
Ink-Suit Actor: Ozzy's undead warlock in the World of Warcraft "What's Your Game?" ad. Granted it was crafted out of the actual in-game models, but you have to admit that the resemblance is spot-on and that only an undead warlock character would fit the man.
Irony: As a teacher Randy Rhoads was frustrated by students asking him to teach them how to play other people's songs, one of the popular ones being "Iron Man." Randy told the students it was pointless to learn them as they would never have a use for them. Randy went on to play "Iron Man" every night with Ozzy, making him one of two people in the world (the other being Tony Iommi) to have the song in their job description.
Klatchian Coffee: He mentions in his second book, Trust me, I'm Dr. Ozzy that he doesn't metabolize caffeine well, making most coffee this for him. He also mentions a recipe for this stuff to someone who wants to wake up: Brew coffee, make a shot of espresso, tip the grounds for the original coffee over and brew them again, make a cup of the twice brewed coffee, add the shot, and drink up.
Made of Iron / Made of Indestructium: Probably Ozzy's brain and liver. Nobody's really quite sure how they both lasted for more than 35 years of hardcore drug abuse and alcoholism. But as noted above, geneticists at Cambridge University, who wanted to study that very question, found part of his genetic structure really isMade of Indestructium. He's literally a genetic mutant.
Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness: Despite his reputation as the King Of Heavy Metal, Ozzy's music is usually only a 6 or a 7, with some songs in the 2 or 3 range and a couple (such as Dee) even dropping to a 1.
Nobody Thinks It Will Work: He and Sharon were practically the poster couple for this trope, and now they're regarded as one of the few bastions of hope for celebrity marriages, having been married 29 years.
While on his 1984 tour with the guys from Mötley Crüe (which incidentally is known as "one of the craziest drug and alcohol-fuelled tours in the history of rock and roll"), Ozzy reportedly got so drunk/high, he eventually decided cocaine was for sissies and snorted a line of ants...
After signing his first solo career record deal in 1981, Ozzy intended to release a pair of doves during a meeting with CBS Records as a sign of peace. Unfortunately (and quite unsurprisingly) he was drunk, and instead of releasing the doves, he grabbed one of them and bit off the bird's head...
Then, in 1982, while performing at the Veterans Memorial Auditorium, The Prince of Darkness bit off the head of a bat he thought was rubber. It is unclear whether the bat was still alive when Ozzy plunged his teeth into its neck, though he had to be treated for rabies afterwards.
Only Known as Ozzy: This nickname has its origins in his childhood. It was given to him by schoolyard friends/bullies. He later lengthened it to "Ozzy Zig" and then shortened it back to Ozzy prior to Black Sabbath. He has said that his first wife Thelma never called him Ozzy, only John, and that the only people who do it now are his brothers and sisters.
Do Not Call Me Paul: His real name is John Michael Osbourne, but he doesn't like it, to the point that he doesn't even respond to it anymore.
Out-of-Genre Experience: No More Tears, where Zakk Wylde combined his usual heavy riffing with jangly clean arpeggios, acoustic guitar and country-style leads to create a Southern Rock feel on much of the album, a sound markedly different from Ozzy's previous music and was absent on all subsequent albums.
Power Ballad: "Mama I'm Coming Home", "Close My Eyes Forever", "Goodbye To Romance", "So Tired"
Persona Non Grata: Ozzy was banned from San Antonio, Texas for ten years after he drunkenly urinated on a cenotaph outside the Alamo.
Sanity Slippage Song: Several examples. It was even lampshaded in a Saturday Night Live sketch where one character commented that "Ozzy Osbourne songs are all about going crazy and not being able to stop it."
The song "No More Tears" is about a serial killer who kidnaps strippers, has sex with them, then tortures and kills them. Specifically, Ozzy has said that the song is about Jack the Ripper.
The song "Bloodbath In Paradise" is about the Manson family.
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll: Ozzy is one of the most notable examples, especially in the drugs department. Indeed, in his later years his doctors concluded that according to all medical logic, he should have dropped dead years ago. As a result, they started running a series of blood tests on him to see how he managed to survive his heavy substance abuse as well as he did. Keep in mind that "well" is a relative term (when compared with death), and Ozzy still has a slew of health problems from his overindulgence in his early years. For his part, there's a poignant part in the TV series when Ozzy says to the camera that while it might be fun to joke about how he was a wild child taking all kinds of drugs, he's not at all proud of any of it. He realizes he nearly killed himself and hurt the people he cared about, and urged the audience that the whole myth of becoming a rock star and living the "high life" with money and drugs is really just a myth.
Soprano and Gravel: With Lita Ford in "Close My Eyes Forever", and with his daughter Kelly in "Changes".
Start My Own: Twice. After getting fired by Sabbath he started his own solo project and after being told he wasn't cool enough for big rock festivals he started Ozzfest.
Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Before Zakk Wylde got buff and grew a beard he was considered to be one of these for Randy Rhoads, what with the long blond hair and cream Les Paul. He himself admits this (on the grounds of hero worship) and says that when he got hired for Ozzy he had a bullseye painted on his guitar so people wouldn't just assume he was a Randy Rhoads clone. He's since become the longest lasting member in Ozzy's band, having played on five studio albums released between 1988 and 2007.
Sure, Let's Go with That: As is mentioned above, Zakk Wylde had a white Les Paul that was nearly identical to the one Randy used, so he got it repainted. He wanted it to have a hypnotic black and white swirl, but the luthier messed up and painted a bull's eye instead. Zakk thought it was cool, and now it's his trademark.
Ozzy has said that the lyrics of "Crucify the Dead", the song he sings in Slash's solo album, are what he would tell to Axl Rose if he was Slash. The lyrics have also been interpreted as being directed towards his former bandmates in Black Sabbath.
The songs "I Don't Wanna Stop" and "Not Going Away" from Black Rain are Ozzy's responses to critics who say he should retire.
"Rock and Roll Rebel" takes a jab at Moral Guardians who accuse Ozzy of being a Satan worshiper.
They say I worship the devil
They must be stupid or blind
Theme Naming: Blizzard of Ozz, The Ozzman Cometh, andOzzmosis. Diary of a Madman could count as well.
The Unintelligible: Though he's actually way more coherent nowadays than the character he was portraying in The Osbournes or who shows up in some of his endorsements.
Unlimited Wardrobe: Subverted. Ozzy is rarely seen in colors that aren't black or dark blue. In the '70s and '80s, he played this trope much straighter with tassels, tight pants, and everything else that made the eighties as ridiculous as they were.