"Big Bertha" in action.
Military people, real
or fictional, have a macabre (and often hilarious) tendency to give cutesy nicknames to some truly nasty and often lethal hardware. This trope does for weapons what Fluffy the Terrible
and Fluffy Tamers
do for the animal kingdom, with possibly a little bit of overlap with I Call It Vera
- Men in Black's Noisy Cricket, which doesn't look very nasty until it's fired.
- Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: When Moriarty's troops can't hit Holmes, Watson, and Sim with their regular guns and mortars, they pull out the absurdly large cannon named Little Hansel.
- Hellboy and Big Baby.
- In Open Season, McSqueezy blows up a hunter's truck with a bomb improvised from a propane tank. He calls it Mr. Happy.
- Ender's Game: I give you the Molecular Detachment Device, capable quite literally of destroying whole planets. Also known as the Little Doctor or Doctor Device, for M.D. Device.
- The "Broken Butterfly" magnum and "Matilda" automatic handgun in Resident Evil 4.
- Devil May Cry 3's "Kalina Ann" rocket launcher, used by Lady. She specifically named it after her mother, who was killed by her father Arkham for a demonic ritual of some sort.
- The "Tiny Bee" pistols used by Gunners in Final Fantasy X-2.
- From Team Fortress 2, Heavy's Sasha and Natascha, which are two mini-guns. Though it's averted with his other big guns: the Brass Beast, the Iron Curtain, and the Tomislav.
- The Trope Namer is, of course, the "Bouncing Betty". On the off chance there's actually someone here who doesn't know what a Bouncing Betty is, this article at The Other Wiki should bring you up to speed...
- Swedish servicemen famously call a similar contraption "Lille Skutt" ("little hop") after a cute cartoon rabbit from Bamse...
- Heck, Bamse itself is an anti-air missile. Considering the very explicit pacifism of both the character and the author of the comic, you can understand why Rune A. was not amused.
- Even leaving aside the character, bamse was and still is a cutesy adjective (for large).
- The Germans had a knack for this in both World Wars.
- Various artillery pieces were known as "Big Bertha" (German Dicke Bertha, literally "thick (fat) Bertha"). The most famous was perhaps the railway gun, shown at the top of this page.
- A longer-barreled but smaller-bored (relatively speaking) railway gun on the same type of mounting as the "Big Bertha" was known as Schlanke Emma ("Slender Emma").
- And the most famous (or most bizarre, depending on your point of view) German artillery piece of World War One, the Paris Gun that shelled the French capital from a range of over 70 miles (110 kilometers), was according to Ian Hogg nicknamed "Die Parisien" by its crew—which as he points out translates into French as La Parisienne.note
- Yet another absurdly-huge German gun was called Dora.
- The 180-ton Panzerkampfwagen VII was known as the Maus ("Mouse").
- The WWII-era German self-propelled gun known as the Hummel (bumblebee) looks like this.
- Two huge German Krupp K5 railroad guns were used to defend against the Allied landing at Anzio, Italy in 1944. Their crews nicknamed them Leopold and Robert, which are men's names and only slightly cutesy... but the Allied soldiers who were taking fire from the guns called them Anzio Express and Anzio Annie.
- The current German army has a difficult time finding acceptance with the civilian population, so they avoid overly aggressive or martial names for their equipment. Combat vehicles often have names like "mongoose", "weasel", or "dingo", which are all cute animals, but also very vicious predators.
- As well as giving the Germans a run for their money when giving cutesy nicknames to German weapons, the Allies had their own fair share of such names.
- Little Boy and Fat Man, the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki respectively. The very first bomb, tested at Alamogordo, was simply called "The Gadget".
- The RAF dropped 4000lb "Cookies" on German targets throughout the war.
- Several variants of Russian rocket artillery were named Katyusha, which is a cutesy nickname for "Catherine" and the title of a 1938 song about a young woman waiting for her lover to return.
- This has resulted in quite a few jokes about "Katyusha walking out onto the shore" (a line from the song)... to unleash a barrage of rocket death on the enemy.
- The Germans referred to it as "Stalin's Organ" (no, not that one) from the sound the rockets made and the way the rockets were mounted in a mounted in a single row of tubes, resembling a pipe organ.
- Cannons have been named for as long as there have been cannons. Since there was no standardization for the bore sizes, the balls and loading and cleaning equipment had to be custom-made for each cannon. Naming the cannons made it easier for the less-well-paid members of the cannon crew to fetch the right equipment. Incidentally this troper is part of a group that owns a replica cannon named Paksu Katariina (Fat Catherine).
- And before gunpowder, siege engines got the same sort of treatment. During the siege of Acre, King Phillip II of France famously nicknamed one of his two trebuchets "Bad Neighbor". (The other one was "God's Own Sling"; the opposing Muslim army had its counterpart, "Bad Kinsman").
- The two trebuchets even get a cameo in a mission depicting that siege in Age of Empires II.
- The very word "gun" is believed to derive from the woman's name "Gunhilda", possibly because of a large English ballista with that nickname that was built around the time gunpowder weapons were becoming common.
- There is a very large medieval bombard known as Mons Meg which is kept at Edinburgh Castle. Mons refers to the location of one of the early testing sites; The Other Wiki is not entirely sure where the name Meg came from.
- The American Civil War brings us Pumpkin-Slingers (rifles with unusually heavy bullets), Donkey-Kickers (rifles that had a lot of recoil), and wormcastles and tacks (biscuits that are stale to the point of being harder than rocks).
- Russian 18th-century howitzers were called "Unicorns".
- There was an early-1960s era Soviet antiarmor guided missile with the NATO Reporting Name of AT-1 "Swatter," but which Russian troops nicknamed the "Shmel", or "Bumblebee".
- "Shmel" is (also?) something else altogether. Namely, a launcher of a fuel-air explosive grenade. That is, it's not tank-killing, but it creates a three-metre exploding cloud that takes out everyone in a room, regardless of their personal armor. And a wall or two.
- "Canary" is a flashless and noiseless underbarrel grenade launcher.
- One of the anti-aircraft guns used on US naval ships was a 1.1 inch quad gun nicknamed "The Chicago Piano." Prior to that, "Chicago Piano" was a nickname for the Thompson submachine gun, AKA the Tommy-gun.
- Or maybe, since the Tommy-gun is also known as "Chicago typewriter", the nickname was chosen to mean "bigger than a Tommy-gun".
- The British equivalent was called the "Pom-pom", after the noise it made when fired, with four or eight barrels to a turret.
- The suitcase that U.S. Presidents have near them at all times containing the nuclear launch codes is creepily but hilariously nicknamed "the football," and the card holding the code to open the football is called "the biscuit." (The former nickname seems to have confused the Brits who created Watchmen, as in one scene the President is shown carrying a suitcase that is literally shaped like a football.)