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Names To Run Away From Really Fast
"Seriously - would you ever do business with a person named 'Sly Sludge'? It's like marrying a woman named 'Nasty McSpendsmoney'. It just has bad news written all over it."
"What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives?"
- Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

People make a big deal out of names, and writers are no exception. Even if they eschew Theme Naming and other Naming Conventions they'll still use names they think are cool and dignified, powerful and appropriate, or sinister and fearsome. Which is why there are inevitably certain Names To Run Away From Really Fast. For much the same reason it's unlikely Steve will turn out to be the outrageously stylish villain bent on absorbing the planet's life stream to ascend to godhood, and someone with a name like oh, say, Hannibal, isn't exactly going to be selling cookies for charity.

These come in various flavors, and most of them are used by Anti Heroes of the Bad Ass variety from the Dark Age Of Supernames and villains of the fearsomely competent and world destroying kind, for whom the mere mention of their name can bring down Dramatic Thunder.

Note that this is different from all those characters who got their names because they are a badass. It's one thing to be codenamed Wolverine because you're a scrappy fighter, or to be called Blade because you use one on vampires; it's another when a deadly fighter has the birth name "Blade" for no in-story reason.

See also Meaningful Titles and The Magnificent.

Before adding an example remember: they must be a villain or very dark antihero. Please do not put in plain heroes, no matter how Bad Ass they are.

Adjectives: Some names also work as adjectives: Vicious, Grim, Sinister, Nefarious, Horrible. Nifty::

The Adjective One Similar to the above, but these "names" are purely adjectives usually for Eldritch Abominations and really ancient evils, presumably so old their real name is forgotten... or they're from a time before proper nouns existed. ''' The Jeriatric One:

Animal: People and families can have animals, real and mythological, as part of their names, but in fiction it's usually a dangerous sign to meet someone with a predatory animal in their name. Wolf, dragon, lion, tiger, coyote, snake. Example Carps:

Body Part: Usually, the extremity they'll hit you with, or the one that's the most scarred. Blood, talon, skull, fang. Example Eyelashes:

Conquerors Anyone who's ever subjugated a substantial portion of the Earth's population already has their name crop up in the real world a lot, but in fiction it's a lot less common and carries more directly aggressive overtones. Conquestors:

Famous Murderers and Assassins: If a character has either the first or last name of a noted criminal, real or fictional, it's a good sign they're headed towards a life of crime themselves. If their name is followed by "the" and a violent-sounding verb (like Jack The Ripper or Barry the Chopper), then they're almost certainly a Serial Killer. See also The Butcher, Name Of Cain. Killer Mc Stabsallot:

Demonic/Angelic: Pretty self explanatory, there's some names that just plain sound or are demonic. Since a few angels fell, some of the more malevolent sounding ones are included. (Note, not exactly accurate angel-ology goes on below, just FYI) Demonic/Angelic:

Weapons: Usually melee weapons, too. Sword, knife, gun, hammer, scythe. Weapons: