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Names To Run Away From Really Fast
It was one of those comic book name coincidences, like how you know a college professor named Dr. Klaus von der Murder isn't going to be getting tenure.
- Lore Sjoberg

'General Grievous' is a 'fiendish droid leader?' Odd, he sounded like a social worker.
Bill Corbett; Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Rifftrax

"Don’t fear! Dark Apocalypse is here! …Hello?" (crowd runs away screaming)
- Does This Cape Make Me Look Fat? by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan

People make a big deal out of names, and writers are no exception. Even if they eschew Theme Naming and other Naming Conventions they'll still use names they think are cool and dignified, powerful and appropriate, or sinister and fearsome. Which is why there are inevitably certain Names To Run Away From Really Fast. For much the same reason it's unlikely Steve will turn out to be the outrageously stylish villain bent on absorbing the planet's life stream to ascend to godhood, and someone with a name like oh, say, Hannibal, isn't exactly going to be selling cookies for charity.

These come in various flavors, and most of them are used by Anti Heroes of the Bad Ass variety from the Dark Age Of Supernames and villains of the fearsomely competent and world destroying kind, for whom the mere mention of their name can bring down Dramatic Thunder.

Note that this is different from all those characters who got their names because they are a badass. It's one thing to be codenamed Wolverine because you're a scrappy fighter (no, not that kind of scrappy), or to be called Blade because you use one on vampires; it's another when a deadly fighter has the birth name "Blade" for no in-story reason.

See also Meaningful Titles, The Master, Name Of Cain, My Hero Zero, Jack Attack, Go Ask Alice, and The Magnificent. When applied to a country, it frequently falls under Peoples Republic Of Tyranny. Contrast Names To Trust Immediately, Fluffy The Terrible, where the name fails to describe the nastiness, and Deathbringer The Adorable, where the nastiness fails to live up to the name.

Before adding an example remember: they must be a villain or very dark antihero. Please do not put in plain heroes, no matter how Bad Ass they are.
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Adjectives: Some names also work as adjectives: Vicious, Grim, Sinister, Nefarious, Horrible.

     Nifty: 

The Adjective One Similar to the above, but these "names" are purely adjectives usually for Eldritch Abominations and really ancient evils, presumably so old their real name is forgotten... or they're from a time before proper nouns existed.

     The Geriatric One 

Animal: People and families can have animals, real and mythological, as part of their names, but in fiction it's usually a dangerous sign to meet someone with a predatory animal in their name. Wolf, dragon, lion, tiger, coyote, snake.

    Carp 

Body Part: Usually, the extremity they'll hit you with, or the one that's the most scarred. Blood, talon, skull, fang.

    Eyelashes 

Conquerors: Powerful tyrants, generals, and fighting men of history will generally lend some of their potent reputation to anyone who uses them as a namesake.

    Conquestors 

Famous Murderers and Assassins: If a character has either the first or last name of a noted criminal, real or fictional, it's a good sign they're headed towards a life of crime themselves. If their name is followed by "the" and a violent-sounding verb (like Jack The Ripper or Barry the Chopper), then they're almost certainly a Serial Killer. See also The Butcher, Name Of Cain.

     Killer Mc Stabsallot 

Demonic/Angelic: Pretty self explanatory, there's some names that just plain sound or are demonic. Since a few angels fell, some of the more malevolent sounding ones are included. (Note, not exactly accurate angel-ology goes on below, just FYI)

     Azargalien 

Weapons: Usually melee weapons, too. Sword, knife, gun, hammer, scythe.

     Pointy Stick 

Verbs: Names that can also function as verbs (usually of the pain inducing variety) also fall in. Often overlaps with R Names.

     Gardener 

Nouns: But only really scary ones, like: Doom, hunter, death, cage.

     Herpes 

Colors: Villains often favor certain colors of clothing and weapons, so it's not surprising that such colors should be in their names as well.

     Fear the Fuchsia 

Foreign Language Names Japanese is quite open when coming up with names you normally wouldn't give your child.

     José 

Ancient Dead Languages:, If someone has a name that's Latin, or Mesopotamian, or Babylonian; this probably means they were around back then. A rule of thumb is usually the older something magical is, the more powerful. Expect Ominous Latin Chanting.

     Mortuus Lingua 

Anything that ends in the letter R: Since villains have to do things in order to be villains.

     Pear 

K-name: Names with a hard K sound in them, for some reason (perhaps it's a fluke of the English language), sound tougher than names without them.

    Cookie 

Xtreme Kool Letterz:, an extension of the above, most people with names that haven't been legally changed to have loads of "Kool Leturz" are best kept an eye on.

    Por grammur 

Anything with Mor Mort is Latin for death, so it is often used to indicate death or evil.

    Mortgage 

Names dealing with crime or criminality you can't really be sure what you're dealing with.

     Hoodlum 

Anything you can't pronounce on the first try For example, Cthulhu, Ithaqua, Shub-Niggurath, Y'golonac, Nyarlathotep,Yog-Sothoth, Etc.

    Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness 

All of the Above Needless to say, anyone whose name combines several of the above traits is generally someone you really, really, do not want to get mad at you. And if they don't, they're probably a Mary Sue, which is arguably worse.

    Bruce Mortuus the sixth Red Snake of Doom 

The Man: Some people are so infamous that they need no introduction. Sometimes this is hiding their true identity, but if it isn't, run.

    King Lord Royal 

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