"And when she arrives, I shall squirt her... With CITRIC ACID!"
Villains are vile, ruthless, merciless, and bloodthirsty; any pretension of civility is just a smokescreen to hide a really
twisted Big Bad
. Not exactly kid-friendly, is it? So what are kids shows and movies supposed to do, if the original source's baddy eats babies? Why, make them
a Harmless Villain of course!
Their goals can be as grandiose as any other villain's, but the way they go about their plans makes one wonder what they'd do
if they ever win.
Instead of putting the heroes through a Death Course
, it'll merely be an obstacle course strewn with riddles. Rather than threatening to use Anthrax in the heart of London, they'll use sleeping gas to get away with a heist. If they capture the hero, expect only the most benign of Death Traps
(usually with a tub of Mr. Pibb instead of a Shark Pool
); and instead of outright torture
, they'll use feathers to tickle the hero into submission
. Or, they may say
they're trying to do something truly evil, but they will fail, every time.
Specific evil plots
will usually include amazing MacGuffin
devices that mildly inconvenience people and get the hero involved; often, these plots are of such a scale and intricacy that if someone Cut Lex Luthor a Check
, they'd be so rich, they wouldn't need that giant Gold-only Orbital Magnet to steal the world's supply of gold.
But, then again, where's the fun in that?
The only people "seriously endangered" by them are the Innocent Bystanders
and Distressed Damsel
that they occasionally capture, and they end up no worse for wear than if they'd spent the afternoon in a Time Share seminar, which is usually far
less entertaining at that, and the villain will probably even provide far better snacks, along with room and board!
The Harmless Villain might possess an impressive array of powers, but they'll end up using it with all the effectiveness of Misapplied Phlebotinum
, or have a glaring and easily exploited weaknesses
that bring them to their knees just in the nick of time.
Basically, they aren't saddled with a bag of Villain Balls
so much as they're expert jugglers, using them to entertain rather than as signs of stupidity (it is a kid's show, after all).
A few of them are even Genre Savvy
enough to be aware of this, and are pretty easy-going about it. These amiable villains will more often than not show that Even Evil Has Standards
when that Very Special Episode
rolls around. Out of all the villains, they're the likeliest to enjoy a good time with Villains Out Shopping
, or even be Friendly Enemies
with the hero!
A Harmless Villain will never Kick the Dog
, much less cross the depravity line
. However, they will Poke the Poodle
Their minions are as often as not Faceless Goons
and comically good Mauve Shirts
, both of which tend to do kooky and funny things when their boss isn't looking. These villains often have a degree of Karmic Protection
because of the small scale of their "evil", especially when there are more serious
Keep in mind, though, that sometimes they become a Not-So-Harmless Villain
later on. Even Team Rocket Wins
every once in a while.
Compare Big Bad Wannabe
, where the Harmless Villain tries to be dangerous but the more harmful villains quickly snuff him/her and make him/her know his place. Also compare Troll
when the most insulting thing the character does is annoy people until they become angry
. Contrast Beware the Silly Ones
, where an apparently
Harmless Villain is only so because, as Fridge Logic
reveals, The Hero
is just that good.
Also contrast Vile Villain, Saccharine Show
, which is when a genuinely nasty villain appear in a work that would normally merit this trope. Also see Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain
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Film - Animated
- Meet the Robinsons has Bowler Hat Guy, who isn't capable of actually committing much harm. The robotic bowler hat, Doris, is manipulating him for her own Evil Plan. And it turns out that he has a Freudian Excuse for his hatred of Lewis, the protagonist—he was Lewis' roommate back at the orphanage, and once lost a baseball game which was very important to him because Lewis' invention building kept him up all night.
- Both Gru and Vector in Despicable Me don't really do anything overly dastardly, at least in the animated film's universe (in Real Life, the consequences of stealing the Moon would be much more horriffic). Yes, Gru freezes a few people, but the freezing is implied to be harmless. And Vector is content with stealing monuments and just sitting back playing Wii. In fact, had Vector not stolen the Pyramid at the beginning, that boy would have died.
- In the Discworld novel The Last Hero, Evil Harry Dread has such a strong sense of professional ethics that he always chooses his guards for stupidity and designs his dungeons for easy escape. Of course, following the same professional ethics, he betrays Cohen and the Silver Horde at the first opportunity, but they're not too fussed about it. It's just what he does.
- In The Dresden Files short story Day Off, Harry is confronted by "Darth Wannabee" and his gang of amateur dark wizards. He's angry because Harry removed a curse he'd laid on a woman who'd annoyed him. Normally, this would be black magic, an incredibly serious matter and something the White Council punishes with death; their treatment of warlocks is one of the things Harry agrees with the council on, even if he thinks that they are doing ridiculously little to stop people from becoming them. But the "curse" was so weak Harry thought it had been a result of bad feng shui. They run away after, on telling Harry to defend himself, he pulls out his gun. Later, they chucked a smoke bomb through his window, which at least shows they had the sense not to confront him again.
- The Rainbow Magic series has the goblins, who are clumsy, dumb, and very easily tricked. Jack Frost himself also qualifies most of the time.
- The Tom Smith song Rocket Ride has a line about harmless villains, "[villains] used to be angular, sneering and bald. If someone got killed, even they were appalled. They tried to marry the heroine, no thought of rape, and they sure as hell knew how to wear a cape. They never tortured, they never lied, they'd honor a promise if it meant they died."
- The "Weird Al" Yankovic song Young, Dumb and Ugly is about a group of low-end delinquents boasting about their trivial acts of hooliganism (Not returning shopping carts, not returning library books on time, toilet papering someone's lawn, etc).
- The devil in Sataan: Die Serie. He tries to start the apocalypse, but the humans just won't let him.
- Count Jim Moriarty of The Goon Show is a subversion. He gradually devolved into a more and more pathetic villain, but what kept him from becoming a harmless one was a) that he was usually partnered with the slightly more competent Hercules Grytpype-Thynne and, most importantly b) he acted as antagonist to the likes of Ned Seagoon, Eccles and Bluebottle.
- Scion has a nonhumorous example in Ouranos, one of the avatars of the Titan of Wind. As described in Greek myth, he was castrated by his son Cronos... and in the process lost absolutely all of his ambition and passion. These days he sits around in his palace of clouds, drinking and sleeping, because he just doesn't care. This makes him a perfect hostage for determined Scions, because he won't even lift a finger in his own defense - if you can get past the guards the other avatars have put around him, he won't stop you from carrying him away.
- Burnt Face Man series has got Taps Man, who erodes metal over a period of time, Have A Nice Day Man, who wishes everyone a great day, and Detergent Man, who washes clothes deliberately on the wrong settings. There are many others.
- Bruce (the Thumper) from Pimp Lando is mostly this, though he does become legitimately threatening at the end of the sixth episode, "Pimp 2K."