Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.
Murray: ...Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?
Guybrush: Uh, never mind.
— The Curse of Monkey Island
I would like to submit that [A]Eon the Terrible is not very good at being terrible.
— Mike Fireball in his review of Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Ganon: Now how am I gonna get back at that jerk for everything he's done to me? Hmm, I could always kidnap the princess... nah, been there, done that. I could just go and kill him, but that wouldn't be evil enough... No, I must do something so utterly evil, he'll be all like, "Whoa dude, that was like totally evil!" I got it! I'll go punch him in the nose! That'll show him!
Bit: That's gotta be the worst idea I've ever heard!
"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"
—Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
Just because you are bad guy, it does not mean you are bad guy.
"What am I supposed to do, drop it in the road and wait for Kirby to trip over it?"
"I am evil—stop laughing!"
—Veigar, the Tiny Master of Evil, League of Legends