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troperville

Assassin Outclassin (You fail at assassination)
Audience Participation Failure (You fail to get audience backup in your show or song)
Artistic License (You fail at researching on something)
Author Existence Failure (You fail at finishing your series before you die)
Bonus Feature Failure (You fail at providing good bonus content)
Bungled Suicide (You fail at suicide)
Cant Get Away With Nuthin (You fail at staying out of trouble)
- Can't Get in Trouble for Nuthin' (You fail at getting into trouble)
Captain Obvious Reveal (You fail at making your reveal a surprise.)
Color Failure (You fail at keeping your color when you lose your cool)
Correction Bait (You fail at not correcting the mistake you've found)
Critical Existence Failure (You fail at being alive, even though you were fine one hitpoint ago)
Critical Failure (You fail at rolling a 2 or higher, thus leading to more fail)
Critical Psychoanalysis Failure (You fail at psychoanalyzing a guy)
Critical Research Failure (You fail at knowing the first thing about a topic)
Defensive Failure (You fail at remembering you have a weapon in your hand)
Designated Hero (You fail at making a good guy)
Designated Villain (You fail at making a bad guy)
D.I.Y. Disaster (You fail at renovating your house)
Dude, Not Funny! (You fail at keeping your comedy in good taste)
Entendre Failure (You fail at making a double entendre)
Epic Fail (When you fail spectacularly)
Exact Time to Failure (Initiating failure in 3...2...1...)
F Minus Minus (You epically fail at schoolwork)
Facial Composite Failure (You fail at drawing an accurate wanted poster)
Failed a Spot Check (You fail at spotting something two inches away from your face)
Failed Audition Plot (You fail an audition for your dream career, but find a reason to keep trying)
Failing A Taxi (You fail at hailing a taxi)
Failsafe Failure (You fail at making a failsafe)
Failure Hero (You fail at saving the day)
Failure Knight (You failed something in your backstory)
Failure Is the Only Option (You have no choice but to fail because succeeding would end the story)
Failures On Ice (You fail at skating, especially on the ice)
Fake Balance (You fail at balancing your video game characters)
Femininity Failure (You fail at being ladylike)
Fight Scene Failure (You fail at directing an awesome fight scene)
Floorboard Failure (The floorboards have failed to support your weight)
General Failure (Your plans fail at proving you earned your rank as General)
Glamour Failure (You fail at hiding who you really are)
Gone Horribly Right (Your plan worked, but you didn't consider the consequences)
Gone Horribly Wrong (Something doesn't just not work, it works in ways that are disastrous)
Hero Tracking Failure (You fail at shooting a moving target with Plot Armor)
Hoist by His Own Petard (You are the direct cause of your own failure)
It's a Wonderful Failure (You see the repercussions of your failure before you get a game over)
Ignorant of Their Own Ignorance (You fail at realizing your own ignorance)
Imposter Forgot One Detail (You fail at convincing others you are someone else)
I Never Told You My Name/I Never Said It Was Poison (You fail because you give away knowledge of things you aren't supposed to know)
I Will Punish Your Friend for Your Failure (You failed, so your buddy's gonna feel the pain)
Made Out To Be A Jerkass (Standing up for yourself results in you losing face)
The Mountains of Illinois (You fail at providing the proper geography when filming your movie)
My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels (You fail at speaking a foreign language)
My Greatest Failure (You fail at failing harder than this)
Narm (You fail at making a scene serious)
Necessary Fail (You failed, but if you won, the following events would have been worse)
No Dead Body Poops (You fail to remember to brown your pants when you die)
Of Course I Smoke (You failed at pretending to be a smoker.)
Out-Gambitted (You fail at anticipating someone else's plan)
Pass Fail (You fail at being recognized as a white guy, even if you're not)
Popcultural Osmosis Failure (You fail at recognizing another generation's pop culture references)
Potty Failure (You fail at keeping your pants clean)
The Presents Were Never From Santa (You fail to get the respect you deserve, or thought you deserve)
Recognition Failure (You fail to recognize someone)
Redemption Failure (You fail to stay a good guy)
Rummage Fail (You fail at finding something in a bag of random items)
Sarcasm Failure (You fail at sarcasm)
The Scrappy (You fail at making a likable character)
The Show Must Go Wrong (You fail at preventing disaster from happening during your performance)
Skepticism Failure (You fail at proving that the supernatural doesn't exist)
Special Effect Failure (You failed to fund the SFX department)
Springtime for Hitler (You fail at failing)
Status Quo Game Show (You failed at winning a gameshow because Status Quo Is God)
Stock Footage Failure (You fail at realizing that was a bad time to use stock footage)
Strawman Has a Point (You fail at making your opponents look irrational)
Suspect Existence Failure (You fail at finding suspects for a crime)
Symbology Research Failure (You fail at remembering that cool logo you saw the other day and put into your work actually has religious meanings)
Time for Plan B (Your first plan failed, on to the next)
Translation By Volume (You fail at talking to foreigners)
Tutorial Failure (You fail to properly teach how to play a game)
Unfortunate Implications (You fail at catching an accidental stereotype, Family Unfriendly Aesop, or other offensive aspect in your work before making it public)
Unfortunate Item Swap (You fail at telling those two important objects apart)
Unwinnable (When the game can only end in failure, no matter how much you win)
- Unwinnable by Design (When the programmer does this on purpose)
- Unwinnable by Insanity (When the player does this by trying really hard)
- Unwinnable by Mistake (When this was because the programmer failed)
Voodoo Shark (You fail to cover your plot holes)
Wimp Fight (You and your opponent fail at fighting)
World Limited to the Plot (You fail to build a context for your story.)
What the Fu Are You Doing? (You fail at martial arts)
Wheres The Kaboom (You fail at blowing stuff up)
You Can't Thwart Stage One (You fail at stopping a villain's plan even when you should have succeeded)
You Have Failed Me (You fail at pleasing your superior)