Nice Job Breaking It, Rivals
Two characters are fighting over something and in the process the thing they are fighting over gets broken, damaged, or destroyed. Often overlaps with Nice Job Breaking It, Hero
. May be seen as poetic justice. Usually implies a moral
about how fighting is bad. A frequent variation is to have two Genre Blind
characters try to wrest a piece of paper from each other, only for it to split.
If the thing that is "broken" is a contest that either would normally win, this may lead to a Dark Horse Victory
. Compare No Macguffin No Winner
. The rivals may try to save face by claiming "We Win Because You Didn't
Anime & Manga
- In the original Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, when Nanoha and Fate fight over one of the Jewel Seeds, they accidentally activate it, almost causing an explosion. Fate then risks her life to contain it and therefore ends up claiming it.
- In the movie The War, two groups of kids fight a battle over a treehouse. The treehouse is pretty much wrecked in the fighting.
- This is how the Ring is destroyed in the Lord of the Rings movie (though not the book). After Gollum wrests the ring from Frodo, Frodo tries to take it back. The result is that Gollum falls into Mt. Doom, still clutching the ring.
- Inverted in a short story from Tales of Ravenloft. A young bride's sorcerer husband fights another wizard. Each begs for her help, warning her that the other is evil and intends to destroy her using a cursed portal she's discovered. Repelled by how each cares more about beating the other than about her, she uses the portal herself to kill both men, becoming a nastier villain than either.
- By the beginning of the first Thursday Next novel The Eyre Affair, the armies of Great Britain and Russia have between them reduced the Crimean peninsula to a barren wasteland.
- In a Peanuts strip, Lucy fights with "Royanne," the girl who claimed to be Roy Hobbs's great-granddaughter, over a baseball bat. Snoopy solves the dispute by sawing the bat in half.
- A Sesame Street sketch involves the Two-Headed Monster building a two-headed snowman. Only one carrot is available, so the two heads argue over the carrot. The carrot snaps in two, so each head of the snowman can have a carrot nose.
- The Simpsons: Bart, Milhouse and Martin go in on buying the first issue of Radioactive Man for $100 and end up destroying it during their squabble.
- TMNT Back to the Sewer: Raph and Mikey manage to rip the Green Mantle in half while fighting over it, splitting its power between the pieces.
- The short film A Gentleman's Duel is a good example. Two gentleman duel (in steampunk Mechas) for the affection of a beutiful lady... but the battle causes much damage to her property and risks her life. after seeing one of her boots crashed by a large piece of stone, the duelists presume she's dead, end flee the scene. But she's Not Quite Dead, she had stripped out her boots (and most of her clothes) to enjoy the intimate company of her butler behind the bushes of her garden.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century: The image used as an example was from a story where Duck Dodgers was assigned to find and claim Planet X for Earth because of Planet X's supply of an ingredient needed to make shaving cream but the Martian Commander was trying to claim it from Mars for unspecified reasons. Their efforts to destroy each other reduced the planet to the rock Dodgers was standing on.
- Again with Duck Dodgers when he and the Martian Commander were fighting over a device a pirate crew was using to disappear from crime scenes to avoid capture.
- In the Beast Wars episode Transmutate, the titular character is introduced as a powerful but sickly Cybertronian. Because of this, s/he is seen as dangerous to the Maximals, and useless to the Predicons. Only Silverbolt and Rampage from the different factions befriended Transmutate but they started fighting to get him/her to join with their respective side. Guess who tries to stop them from fighting by jumping into the crossfire only to get killed.
- One episode of Celebrity Deathmatch features a fight between Bruce Springsteen and James Gandolfini, where the two are fighting for ownership of a New Jersey rest-stop that's opening soon. Said fight also features Steve Van Zandt as both guest referee and future employee for whoever wins the fight. Guess who becomes the first fatality of the episode.
- Also the fight between Corey Haim and Corey Feldman has the two fighting over Harvey Weinstein. Not only do they end up killing themselves, they also end up killing the man they were both fighting over.
- Needless to say, it happens in real life all the time - from kids fighting over a toy and breaking it to governments fighting over a province and reducing it to a wasteland.